It is not completely good, secure this fellow. 完全不行,贝安沙这家伙。 Her cook ability, with her math can, be the fighter aircraft in fool, its bitter hand degree, such as distance past King Arthur's among with love was the same. 她的厨艺才能,和她的数学才能一样,都是笨蛋里的战斗机,其苦手程度,就如当年亚瑟王和爱情之间的距离一样。 Looks at a place burned black carbon shape the suspicious article, as well as a pot pot lends the strange aura meat soup, I am again weak, the forehead bang pā knocked on the floor. 看着一地焦黑碳状的不明物体,以及一锅锅散发出诡异气息的肉汤,我再次瘫软,额头砰啪一声磕在了地板上面。 God, grants me the light of kitchen god Valise, making me save this wrong path lamb. 上帝啊,赐予我厨神维拉丝之光,让我拯救这只迷途羔羊吧。 secure to has no determination to her bad cook, the midway also tastes the barbecue that several she made and cooks the soup, self-sensation —— is subtle. 贝安沙到是对她的糟糕厨艺没什么自觉,中途还尝了几口她自己做的烤肉和炖汤,自我感觉——微妙。 Cannot ask her to leave again on the wrong path. 不能让她再在错误的道路上走下去了。 I burnt fellow apprentice's sense of mission. 我燃烧起了师兄的使命感。 Let Valise makes some eating send, I thought that must change secure cook, must first her 【Thing also OK that is unpalatable again】 The wrong sense of taste system turns around, making her be driven beyond the limits of forbearance to food that oneself make, only then this can progress. 让维拉丝做些吃的寄过来吧,我觉得要改变贝安沙的厨艺,得先将她【再难吃的东西也OK】的错误味觉系统扭转过来,让她对自己做的食物忍无可忍,只有这样才能有所进步。 The people, have the desire to do better to be good, how otherwise others urge are also the wasted effort. 人,得自己产生上进心才行,不然别人怎么督促也是事倍功半。 However, mails to Third World from First World, is very valuable, my previous time went to the mage association to ask, a meat dumpling must consume an energy of complete gem, did not eat sincerely. 不过,从第一世界寄到第三世界,可贵得很啊,我上次去法师公会问了一下,一个肉包子就得消耗一块完整宝石的能量,真心吃不起。 First makes Valise come several meat dumplings...... 也罢,先让维拉丝来几个肉包子吧…… After setting firm resolve secretly, I no longer make the senseless training, the racket the buttocks stand. 暗自下定决心以后,我不再做无谓的训练,拍拍屁股站起来。 First solved these food to say again. 首先还是解决一下这些食物再说吧。 secure does naturally cannot the reclaim and utilize, even if will discard will torment nearby wild dog, must bury to be good. 贝安沙做的自然是不能回收利用了,就算扔掉都会荼毒附近的野狗,得埋起来才行。 However, many are I to make the barbecue that the demonstration makes to secure and cooks meat soup, these flavors also calculate, particularly after absorbing Rafel's approach, I especially have the self-confidence to the barbecue that oneself make, can show disdain for these rookies adventurer reluctantly. 但是,还有不少是我为了给贝安沙做示范所做的烤肉和炖肉汤,这些味道还算可以,尤其是在吸收了拉斐尔的做法后,我对自己做的烤肉尤为有自信,勉强可以傲视那些菜鸟冒险者了。 These weight/quantity may be really many, I and secure definitely could not finish eating, remaining is only the waste. 这些分量可真不少,我和贝安沙肯定吃不完,留着只是浪费。 Right, as soon as I pat the palm, thought of the great idea. 对了,我一拍手心,想到了好主意。 Takes away to orphanage wasn’t enough. 拿去给孤儿院不就行了。 „secure , helping, delivers to the previous time orphanage that these cannot eat up completely, the line not?” I am trying asking. “贝安沙,帮个忙,将这些吃不下的全部送到上次的孤儿院,行不？”我试着问道。 Because knows that secure does not like contacting with others, I want to reverse the character in this family/home squatting slowly, if the opposite party is the child, perhaps secure will be easier to accept. 正因为知道贝安沙不喜欢和他人接触,我才想要慢慢扭转她这种家里蹲的性格,如果对方是孩子的话,或许贝安沙会更容易接受。 Really, after the hesitant moment, secure nods, without before made her go to my family to conflict. 果然,在犹豫片刻后,贝安沙点了点头,没有之前让她去我家那么抵触。 Two people are lifting cauldron meat soup, and barbecue of large package large package, arrives at the orphanage, received the warm welcome of children. 两人抬着一大锅肉汤,以及大包大包的烤肉,来到孤儿院,受到了孩子们的热烈欢迎。 Is Mi has a good teaching method probably? Is enduring the fragrant seduction, all children sit on the sliver of wooden table of restaurant, assumed duty for the day the child who to be responsible for distributing these barbecues and meat soup by the same day. 大概是宓瑟雅教导有方？忍着香喷喷的诱惑,所有孩子都坐在餐厅的长条木桌上,由当天值日的孩子负责分发这些烤肉和肉汤。 However, the mouth may be unable to provide lodging. 不过,嘴巴可就管不住了。 „Every uncle, this cooks the meat soup flavor to be the same, is you do?” bear child child said shamelessly, does not know in any case screamed to shout. “凡叔叔,这炖肉汤的味道一般,是你做的吗？”熊孩子童言无忌,不知好歹的大声嚷嚷道。 Eats your going. 吃你的去。 My indignant white his eyes. 我忿忿的白了他一眼。 „Barbecue, delicious.” little loli shy saying. “烤肉,好吃。”一个小萝莉害羞的说道。 I beam with joy immediately. 我顿时眉开眼笑。 „With compares, the difference that the elegant elder sister does was far.” Nearby child added bright way. “可是和雅姐姐做的相比,差远了。”旁边的小孩补充说明道。 Therefore I said the most repugnant bear child. 所以我才说最讨厌熊孩子了。 „Every uncle, we plays.” Waited to dine to finish, I just want to leave, was actually crowded around by all children, an eye of anticipation, seems both sparkling. “凡叔叔,我们来玩吧。”等用餐结束,我刚想离开,却被所有孩子拥簇起来,一双双期待的眼睛,仿佛在闪闪发光。 I force to go, these savage little fellows! 我勒个去,这些凶残的小家伙！ In these just like the star general pure vision in front , I am similar to exposes the vampire under sunlight, been unbearable keeps off the arm in the front. 在这些宛如星星一般的纯洁目光面前,我就如同暴露在阳光底下的吸血鬼,不堪忍受的将手臂挡在面前。 Looked stood in the distant place, is still not willing to be close, not for children happy secure eyes, hesitant moment, my helpless nod. 看了站在远处,依然不肯接近,也不为小孩们所喜的贝安沙一眼,犹豫了片刻,我无奈的点点头。 „, Only can be.” “一下,只能是一下而已。” 【Stupid human, looked that my iron ball big pressure kills】 【愚蠢的人类,看我的铁球大压杀】 Waits to respond the time, why does not know, I the shapeshift Hell wrestle bear, has stood on one meter high big sphere goes all out to perform. 等反应过来的时候,不知为何,我已经变身地狱格斗熊,站在一个一米多高的大圆球上卖力表演起来了。 „Played real happy, long Boss person.” When also does not know, is applauding, but on the face does not have happy expression Mi to stand in not far away. “玩的真开心呢,长老大人。”又是不知何时,鼓着掌,但是脸上丝毫没有笑意的宓瑟雅已经站在不远处。 Movement one stiff, Alexander's perspiration drop, dense and numerous appearances after forehead. 动作一僵,亚历山大的汗滴,密密麻麻的出现在了脑门后。 Awful, played above. 糟糕,玩上头了。 Suppressed for a long time, my flustered holds up a wooden sign high. 憋了好久,我慌张的将一块木牌高高举起。 【This is —— rag doll attire】 【这是——布偶装】 Right, actually this issue, obtains Hell wrestle bear shapeshift to start from me, considered more than one year, draw a clear conclusion. 没错,其实这个问题,从我获得地狱格斗熊变身开始,足足考虑了一年多,才得出一个明确的结论。 That is, makes others know that with it this appearance, is my shapeshift shape, would rather following the reasonable option, telling their is actually one set of rag doll attire. 那就是,与其让别人知道这副模样,是我的变身形态,倒不如顺着合理的选项,告诉他们这其实是一套布偶装。 shapeshift becomes rag doll Uncle bear Maimeng abnormal Druid, with wear rag doll bear Fu, brings happy affection Uncle Druid to the children, obviously is latter's ashamed must lower, I before was, why did not have to think of this point, must emphasize on oneself didn't have the zipper? 一个变身成布偶熊卖萌的变态德鲁伊大叔,和一个穿着布偶熊服,给孩子们带来欢乐的爱心德鲁伊大叔,明显是后者的羞耻度要低很多嘛,我以前是怎么了,为什么没想到这一点,非得强调自己身上没有拉链呢？ „Really fulfills duty to fulfill responsibility.” Mi seemed to be sold to sprout/moe 100 years of professional energy controlling by me dedicated, in the eye was full of the meaning of admiring all of a sudden. “真是尽职尽责。”宓瑟雅似乎被我专注卖萌一百年的敬业精神给镇住了,眼睛里一下子充满了佩服之意。 【Where where】 【哪里哪里】 „Why can speak with the wooden sign?” Mi asked puzzled. “可是为什么要用木牌说话呢？”宓瑟雅不解问道。 【Wears rag doll clothing/taking, did not speak conveniently】 【穿着布偶服,说话不方便】 I have thought the good reason takes. 我将早就已经想好的理由拿出来。 „...... As if accepted my reason so that's how it is”, Mi ponders, does not know that is thinking anything. “原来如此……”似乎接受了我这个理由,宓瑟雅沉思起来,不知道在想什么。 „Sees the long Boss person present appearance, I discovered I do also by far insufficient, therefore, the taking the liberty requests, please the long Boss person must comply.” “看到长老大人现在的模样,我才发现我做的还远远不够,所以,有一个冒昧的请求,请长老大人务必答应。” Mi with the subtle vision, high and low is taking a look at me, said. 宓瑟雅用微妙的目光,上下打量着我,道。 „Does not know that...... can lend me to put on this rag doll clothing/taking.” “不知道……可不可以将这套布偶服借给我穿一穿。” 【This not convenient】 【这个不大方便】 I am sweating profusely immediately, doesn't this want me to denude own bearskin? Mi this fellow, is actually really silly, has seen through my status, is playing the fool? 我顿时满头大汗,这不是要我剥下自己的熊皮吗？宓瑟雅这家伙,究竟是真傻,还是已经看穿了我的身份,在装傻？ „Although I and build of long Boss person differs is very indeed big, but is also insufficient unable to put on the degree of this rag doll clothing/taking.” Mi goes forward one step, presses on step by step. “虽然我和长老大人的体型相差的确很大,但是也不至于到无法穿起这套布偶服的程度吧。”宓瑟雅上前一步,步步紧逼。 【Really not convenient】 【真的不方便】 Mi goes forward every time one step, my cold sweat whiz whiz steps back, feels to look like in the soap opera, was gradually compelled the cliff nearby role. 宓瑟雅每上前一步,我就冷汗嗖嗖的退后一步,感觉就像是电视剧里面,逐渐被逼到悬崖边上的角色。 The vision looks at each other with Mi unknowingly on, I detected that a fearful fact, turned around fiercely, starts running away at once. 目光不经意和宓瑟雅对视上,我察觉到了一个可怕的事实,猛地转身,拔腿就跑。 Absolutely not wrong, Mi is not really silly, is not playing the fool. 绝对没有错,宓瑟雅不是真傻,也并非是在装傻。 In her eye, not mincing matter is glittering to the Berserk vision of rag doll bear. 她的眼睛里面,毫不掩饰的闪烁着对布偶熊的狂热目光。 Help!!!!! 救命啊！！！！！ ******************************************************************************************************** ******************************************************************************************************** Asked the monthly ticket, sought the subscription, if the current economic condition did not permit, at least starts to subscribe from the present chapter, one month only needed 35 dollars, were not really many, KIRA ~~ ~ 求月票,求订阅,若是经济条件不允许,至少从现在的章节开始订阅吧,一个月只需三五块钱,真的不多,KIRA~~~ Finally, wishing everyone Singles Day is joyful, wishing the world lovers is blood sisters.( To be continued. 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