„The words that later marries, the room gives to you to work as the dowry.” I thought of this great idea suddenly. “以后结婚的话,屋子就送给你当嫁妆吧。”我突然想到了这个好主意。 „Does not want.” Quickly grasps the meaning of something, immediately recovers, goes all out to shake the head. “不要。”碧丝一个激灵,立刻回过神来,拼命摇着头。 Will not marry absolutely, if the room gave to itself, that did clean to have any significance? 绝对不会结婚的,而且要是屋子送给了自己,那打扫不是没有任何的意义了吗？ That villa, is the only fetters. 那栋别墅,可是唯一的羁绊啊。 „Is casual you, I first went back.” “随便你吧,我先回去了。” My helpless shaking the head, looked at one toward the secret base, words that does not go back, the tiny tot king was also restless. 我无奈的摇了摇头,往菲妮的秘密基地看了一眼,再不回去的话,那小不点王又要闹腾了。 „Was this OK?” “这样就可以了？” That form just left, spreads in each can hear the corner of here speaking voice, seems like in the busy maidservant, is not all of a sudden busy, wells up to encircle in the heart, the concern of talking at once asked. 那道身影刚刚离开,散布在各个可以听见这边说话声的角落,看起来似乎在忙碌个不停的侍女,一下子就不忙碌了,涌上来将碧丝围在心中,七嘴八舌的关切问道。 „Was OK, like this was enough.” “可以了,这样的足够了。” Holds the key, the tight package in the bosom heart, closes the eyes, said in a soft voice like this, a drop happy but extremely the teardrops of tears, fall from the cheeks on gently. 碧丝捧着钥匙,紧紧包裹在怀心,合上双眼,轻声这样说道,一滴喜极而涕的泪珠,自脸颊上轻轻滑落。 ...... Had satisfied, will not expect that were too many. 已经……满足了,不会奢望太多了。 Was sorry, Sir Fan, please forgive my willful, please forgive me silently is loving you. 抱歉了,凡大人,请原谅我的任性,请原谅我在默默的爱着你。 ...... …… Returns to the secret base, has swept, saw King Arthur is holding the belly, a very satisfied appearance assumes the big font to lie down on the table. 回到菲妮的秘密基地,一眼扫过,就看到了小亚瑟王抱着肚子,一副很满足的样子呈大字型躺在桌子上。 „Unexpectedly alone your little thing, can eat ate clean!” Looks at the completely empty cup, the tray, which my has not known where the feeling of satisfaction of King Arthur comes, immediately on grief and indignation. “你这小东西,竟然独自把能吃的都吃光了！”看着空空如也的杯子,盘子,我哪还不知道小亚瑟王的满足感从哪里来,立刻就悲愤了。 Hateful, that does personally, for like my not drinking person, but the fruit wine of specially-made zero alcohol content, wants to ferment a altar/jar is not easy, King Arthur who had not been diluted Sack crystal liquor that can drink coolly by the even/including, spoiled in vain. 可恶,那可是碧丝亲手做的,为像我这种滴酒不沾的人而特制的零酒精含量的果子酒啊,想要酿一坛可不容易,就这样被连未稀释的萨克水晶酒都能面不改色的喝下去的小亚瑟王,给白白糟蹋了。 A thousand cups without being drunk drunkard, wants to fight over this zero alcohol content with me unexpectedly the fruit wine, losing face, loses face! 一个千杯不醉的酒鬼,竟然还要和我争这种零酒精含量的果子酒,丢不丢人,丢不丢人啊！ In my heart the grief and indignation difficult word, to see King Arthur also there dozen of belch, spoke a few words. 我心中悲愤难言,见小亚瑟王还在那里打饱嗝,说了一句话。 „Delicacy, the delicacy dá, was too light on the wine drunk with vegetarian food flavor dá.” “美味,美味哒,就素酒的味道太淡了哒。” Immediately bristles with anger, super Saiyan three generations of images are not enough to show my anger and murderous aura at this moment. 顿时怒发冲冠,超级赛亚人三代的形象都不足以说明我此刻的愤怒和杀气。 „Thief who steals the liquor, thanks to you are King Arthur.” I threw threateningly. “偷酒的小偷,亏你是还是亚瑟王。”我张牙舞爪的扑了上去。 „Fool dá, the vegetarian fool mount to dá, not making this wait is so long, eats clean also got what one deserves dá.” previous moment also eats is supporting King Arthur, actually exceptionally keen jumps, evades my one to swoop. “笨蛋哒,素笨蛋坐骑不对哒,让本昂等了那么久,吃光了也活该哒。”前一刻还吃到撑着的小亚瑟王,却异常灵敏的蹦起来,躲过我一记飞扑。 „Besides this excuse, you can also look for other? The similar excuse, will not begin the function to the Saint warrior, fool.” “除了这个借口以外,你还能找点别的吗？同样的借口,对圣斗士是不会再起作用的,笨蛋。” „Does not understand is completely is saying anything, moreover dares to scold this vegetarian fool, was the fool, the fool fool fool fool idiot dá.” “完全不明白乃在说什么,而且还敢骂本昂素笨蛋,乃才是笨蛋,笨蛋笨蛋笨蛋笨蛋大笨蛋哒。” „Quarrelled, you were stupid Arthur, egg Arthur.” “吵死了,那你就是笨亚瑟,蛋亚瑟。” „Wha...... what dá?” King Arthur stares, then also burnt. “什……什么哒？”小亚瑟王一愣,然后也燃起来了。 „Is courageous, dares to say like this, is also element's first dá.” The sword of victory by straight raising up. “有胆量,敢这样说本昂的,乃还素第一个哒。”胜利之剑被笔直的竖起。 „You were too naive, will also have second.” “你太天真了,还会有第二个。” I sneer, do not forget this repertoire to study from small spirit there, in addition the bad relations of King Arthur and small spirit, later think that was not scolded like this difficultly. 我冷笑,别忘了这个套路是从小幽灵那里学来的,再加上小亚瑟王和小幽灵的恶劣关系,以后想不被这样骂都难。 „wū wū wū...... the disciple of wū ritual dá! This must well training be now this mount dá.” “呜呜呜……呜礼之徒哒！本昂现在要好好调教乃这个坐骑哒。” „Only hand office, wants to train this Druid unexpectedly, interesting, wants to do the frame?” I think King Arthur, reveals the high fighting spirit. “区区一个手办,竟然还想调教本德鲁伊,有意思,想干架吗？”我看着小亚瑟王,露出高昂的斗志。 Well, on the other hand, did not think that the last lines, a little did look familiar? 咦,话说回来,不觉得刚才的最后一句台词,有点眼熟吗？ Seemed like had just had similar one, regarded the feeling to be full, 100% set up the familiar impression of some FLAG. 给人好像是刚刚发生过类似的一幕,既视感十足,百分之百立起某种FLAG的熟悉印象。 No matter it, first tastes the mammoth of Laoshan dragon anger my move comes freshly to exterminate the speed of light fist!! 不管它了,先来尝尝我这招新鲜出炉的老山龙愤怒之猛犸灭绝光速拳！！ „Hey dá.” “嘿哒。” King Arthur the sword of victory is also delimiting a dazzling white light simultaneously. 小亚瑟王的胜利之剑也在同时划起了一道炫目白光。 Immediately, the small secret base becomes the fierce combat, spreads the sound that pounds to fall destroys unceasingly...... 顿时,小小的秘密基地变得刀光剑影,不断传出砸落打碎的响声…… „Well well, is not good meow, the cousin was assassinated meow!!” “咦咦咦,不好了喵,表哥被暗杀了喵！！” poor|Fei comes back from outside, just stepped into the secret base, was scared by inside disorderly scene, just like 12 levels of typhoons to blow, before walking , the good secret base, has linked a perfect appliance unable to find fortunately now. 菲妮从外面回来,刚刚踏入秘密基地,就被里面的凌乱场景吓坏了,犹如十二级台风刮过般,走之前还好好的秘密基地,现在已经连一件完好无损的器具都找不到了。 Especially when sees her cousin, same is showing the whites of the eyes just as the dead fish, mouth gathers, puts out the foam, the head also unceasingly 【Is spurting fountain】, The body upfront toward below knocks down, assumes the big font to lie down in pool of blood, sends out a scream. 尤其是当看到她的表哥,正像死鱼一样翻着白眼,嘴巴一张一合,吐出白沫,脑袋还在不断地【喷着喷泉】,身体正面朝下扑倒在地,呈大字型躺倒在血泊之中的时候,菲妮更是发出一声尖叫。 „How...... how meow, to just go out to meet like this obviously...... is actually who that cruel-hearted...... the cousin assassinating meow.” “怎么……怎么会这样喵,明明只是刚出去了一会……究竟是谁那么狠心……把表哥给刺杀了喵。” Muttering, kneels by the corpse, has been continuously facilitating the opposite party body temperature still in the body, cannot believe the present all. 喃喃着,菲妮跪在尸体旁边,不断推动着对方体温犹在的身体,不敢相信眼前的一切。 Well? 咦？ Suddenly, discovered crime clue, no, should say, is her cousin, to final clue that she leaves behind. 突然之间,菲妮发现了犯罪线索,不,应该说,是她的表哥,给她留下的最后线索。 In staining by right hand index finger that solidifies the blood, wrote one with the blood on the ground slurred 【King】 Character. 在沾满了凝固血液的右手食指旁边,用鲜血在地上写了一个模糊不清的【王】字。 „So that's how it is, I understood, cousin, before you at the point of death, wants to tell my thing, mistakenly meow, this absolutely was the plot of Lesser Evil, was Lesser Evil assassinated the cousin meow!!” “原来如此,我懂了,表哥,你临死前想要告诉我的东西,错不了喵,这绝对是魔王的阴谋,是魔王刺杀了表哥喵！！” „Lesser Evil your younger sister!” “魔王你妹啊！” The sudden rising that I am driven beyond the limits of forbearance very gets up, a two master friendship crack a smile cuts pats flies. 我忍无可忍的诈尸挺起,一记二爷友情破颜斩将菲妮拍飞。 „Thanks to you learned that long funny artist time from Indian A San, a level of progress does not have, is the ponder circuit of this normal person, the natural enemy of funny artist knows?” “亏你跟印度阿三学了那么久的搞笑艺人功夫,一点长进的水平都没有,这种正常人的思考回路,是搞笑艺人的天敌知道吗？” „Good that said.” When does not know, Aumas appears in the entrance, an excitement of face. “说的好。”不知何时,奥玛斯出现在门口,一脸的激动。 „These words, said the soul of funny artist.” “这句话,道出了搞笑艺人的灵魂。” In order to find the comrade earnest attitude, Aumas grabbed my hand, high and low sways unceasingly. 以找到了同志般的热切态度,奥玛斯抓着我的手,不断上下摇晃。 „Many thanks praise.” “多谢夸奖。” „What kind of, did not consider that does enter the line?” “怎么样,不考虑一下入行？” „Sorry, exempted.” I maintain composure pulls out the hand, in order to avoid grasped for a long time glued on the curry taste. “抱歉,还是免了。”我不动声色的将手抽回来,以免握久了粘上咖喱味。 „Really was too regrettable.” “真是太遗憾了。” A sorrow of Aumas face, as if funny artist lost a leader. 奥玛斯一脸的悲痛,仿佛搞笑艺人界损失了一名领袖。 „On the other hand, do you do?” “话说回来,你来干嘛？” I chief criminal who is seeking for a moment ago that homicide, while spoke thoughtlessly to ask. 我一边寻找着刚才那场凶杀案的罪魁祸首,一边随口问道。 „Listened to soldier saying that fellow Hero of wear obsolete cape rescued beautiful here, therefore came to have a look.” “听士兵说有个穿着过时斗篷的家伙在这里英雄救美,所以过来看看。” „You are really idle.” My corners of the mouth cannot help but twitch. “你还真是闲啊。”我的嘴角不由自主抽搐起来。 „Where, must run up and down every day.” “哪里,每天都要跑上跑下。” „This was really laborious, please complete the work of head well.” I nod, it seems like that this Indian A San has in works for the alliance well. “这还真是辛苦了,请好好做好负责人的工作吧。”我点点头,看来这印度阿三还是有在好好为联盟做事。 „To look for funny inspiration, but also is really laborious.” Aumas pulls out the handkerchief, wiped the sweat on forehead. “为了寻找搞笑的灵感,还真是辛苦。”奥玛斯掏出手帕,擦了擦额头上的汗水。 I: „......” 我:“……” The foreword withdraws, really suggested to change players to Akara, then sank this dead Indian A San to Ganges. 前言撤回,果然还是向阿卡拉建议换人吧,然后把这死印度阿三沉到恒河里去。 ****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** Dragon Boat Festival drew near, un wú, looked at China on a tip of tongue, therefore the decisive net bought. 端午节快到了,嗯唔,又看了一遍舌尖上的中国,于是果断网购了。 PS: The net do not buy the steamed rice dumpling.( To be continued. 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