ROD :: Volume #13

#1283 Part 2: The true usage of math classroom

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Really terrifying, my resiliency, even I am scared, previous moment also obviously loses wants to sneak in tree cave to spend one's last years the life. 真恐怖啊,我的恢复力,连我自己都感到害怕,明明前一刻还失落的想要钻进树洞里面终老一生。 „Un dá ~~” King Arthur holds one to have she half big or small rice dumpling careless, listless is gnawing, while spoke thoughtlessly to say. “嗯哒~~”小亚瑟王漫不经心的抱着一个有她半个大小的米饭团子,一边无精打采的啃着,一边随口应道。 What's the matter, this fellow? 怎么回事,这家伙？ I look at the little fellow, a shock of face. 我看着小家伙,一脸的震惊。 Like her, that usually energy is not abundant, won't King Arthur of solemn children hyperactive patient, actually have energy? 不像她啊,那个平时精力充沛,俨然一副少儿多动症患者的亚瑟王,竟然会没有精神？ Wait, this fellow should not be counterfeit, four Lesser Evil wicked heart undying, know that King Arthur planned makes me submit to become her mount, pretends to be her to attempt me to turn!!! 等等,这家伙该不会是假冒的吧,四魔王贼心不死,知道小亚瑟王打算让我屈服成为她的坐骑,就冒充她妄图将我拐走！！！ I arrived by this startled day big plot deep shaking, more wants more to think that is such matter. 我被这个惊天的大阴谋深深的震到了,越想越觉得是这么回事。 It is not good, must confirm. 不行,得验证一下。 I put down the chopsticks in hand, washes the hands, flings to do, dries, turns around facing King Arthur, a solemn silence of face. 我放下手中的筷子,洗洗手,甩干,擦干,转身面对着小亚瑟王,一脸的庄严肃穆。 First has a look at the softness. 首先看看柔软度。 Extends the index finger, holds on her face gently , this softness...... 伸出食指,在她的脸上轻轻捅着,哦哦,这个柔软度…… Damn Hell spawn, the craft of manufacture office was getting more and more fearful, the soft touch of King Arthur, such imagination of imitation, harmed me to join them unexpectedly. 该死的地狱一族,制作手办的工艺越来越可怕了,竟然将小亚瑟王的柔软触感,模仿的如此想象,害我都想加入它们了。 Regarding my action, King Arthur was unresponsive, still in subconscious was eating the onigiri one after another, one after another chewing, the vision is diverging, very obviously soul not here. 对于我的举动,小亚瑟王毫无反应,仍然在下意识一口一口啃着饭团,一口一口嚼着,目光发散,很显然灵魂不在此处。 Then the second move, rubs makes one lose face, can let your fake goods exposition status absolutely! 接下来第二招,蹭蹭脸,绝对能让你这个冒牌货暴露身份！ I hug the little fellow cautiously, placed on the face to rub rubbing. 我小心翼翼抱起小家伙,放在脸上蹭了蹭。 Un un, this...... this sliding tender soft rubbing feeling , is so unexpectedly similar, hateful, the bastard, Lady Andariel, please give shelter slightly, I want to study to make the hand office!!! 嗯嗯嗯,这……这种滑嫩柔软的蹭感,竟然也如此相似,可恶啊,混蛋啊,安达利尔大人,请收留小的吧,我想学做手办！！！ Without the means that is not Druid is not powerful, but is Demon is too sly, is not willing to expose the status to this kind of time unexpectedly. 没办法,不是本德鲁伊不给力,而是恶魔太狡猾,竟然到了这种时候也不肯暴露身份。 Is you compels me to do this, below arrives at Hell not to blame others. 是你逼我这样做的,下到地狱可别怪别人。 I decide to use final weapon, the look becomes more dignified, has turned around, picks up the chopsticks to reach the food basket, fearful and apprehensive, the hand and foot shivers picks a black thing. 我决定动用最终的武器,神色变得更加凝重,转过身,拾起筷子伸向饭篮,心惊胆战,手足颤抖的夹起一枚黑溜溜的东西。 Looking from the semblance, it seems like a dark plum, in fact, according to the position layouts of inside various type dry rations food looks like, it indeed is the small fox places inside, planned a dark plum that is used to give edible before meals to whet the appetite is unmistakable. 从外表看,它像是一颗酸梅,事实上,按照里面的各式干粮菜肴的位置布局看来,它的确是小狐狸放在里面,打算用来给食用者饭前开胃的一枚酸梅无误。 However this is the mine field of general knowledge, when you believe, and relaxes vigilantly, thought the dark plum is always impossible to make that salty time. 但是这是个常识的雷区,当你这么认为,并放松警惕,心想酸梅总不可能做成那么咸的时候。 You, have died! 你,已经死了！ If other dry rations food, described the Hell ingredients, then this seemingly common small dark plum, was Hell deepest location Asura Hell, if other dry rations food, described that in salt taste bomb that in the stomach erupted, that this dark plum, was an atomic bomb. 如果将其他干粮菜肴,形容成地狱料理的话,那么这枚看似不起眼的小小酸梅,就是地狱最深处的修罗地狱,如果将其他干粮菜肴,形容成在胃里爆发的咸味炸弹的话,那这颗酸梅,就是原子弹。 I have not remembered that completely this it plays for the first time throwing to the next moment of mouth, later the memory until one day, as if wrote off was the same, all did not have, I know, writes off the memory certainly is the subconscious protection of brain. 我已经完全记得不第一次将这它玩儿似的扔到嘴里的下一刻,直到一天后的记忆,仿佛被抹杀了一样,全都没有了,我知道,抹杀记忆的一定是大脑的潜意识保护。 Trembles at heart, in the hand shakes, the dark plum skidding one falls down, fell on piece of Leaf exactly. 心里一颤,手上一抖,酸梅滑溜一下掉下,恰好落在了一片叶子上。 Originally sparkling, filled life strength setting up of Leaf of crystal, when the contact dark plum, the leaf blade becomes dark to roll up immediately, as if inside moisture content was carbonized by the flash suck dry, sees this, I am covering the face panic-stricken, the most soul braved from the mouth. 原本亮晶晶,充满了生命力的水晶之树叶子,在接触酸梅的时候,叶片立刻发黑蜷缩,似乎里面的水分被一瞬间吸干碳化了,看到这一幕,我惊恐的捂着脸,大半灵魂都从嘴里冒了出来。 Can live is really good. 能活下来真是太好了。 Picks the dark plum again, I ride King Arthur to open the instance of small mouth, in keen and nimble squeezing, as for that piece of becoming dark Leaf, I must destroy the corpse and leave no trace, un, gives the small spirit to eat. 再次夹起酸梅,我乘着小亚瑟王张开小嘴的瞬间,眼明手快的塞入里面,至于那片发黑的叶子,我也要毁尸灭迹,嗯,就给小幽灵吃掉吧。 Chews ~~ ~~ ~~ 嚼嚼嚼嚼~~~~~~ Vision motionless stares at King Arthur to rouse the cheek help/gang of drum, looks that she dark plum that I force, is chewing in the mouth unceasingly, silently countdown. 目光一动不动的盯着小亚瑟王鼓鼓的腮帮,看着她将我塞进去的酸梅,不断在嘴巴里嚼着,默默倒计时。 Ten seconds, nine seconds, eight seconds...... one second, zero! 十秒,九秒,八秒……一秒,零！ Pū passes one, the mouth high drum of King Arthur, then the seven orifices belch smoke, as if a hand grenade explodes in her mouth, since the small cheek, starts to be similar to the boiling water from the neck to brave equally red, until spreading to the entire head. 噗通一声,小亚瑟王的嘴巴高高一鼓,然后七窍冒烟,就仿佛一颗手榴弹在她嘴里爆炸开来般,小小的脸蛋,从脖子开始如同沸水一样通红冒起,直至蔓延到整个脑袋。 When the instinct, her plants into me to eat the dry rations of small fox in the necessary exclusive big washbasin, drank the most basin water. 本能的,她一头栽入了我吃小狐狸的干粮时必备专用的大水盆里,足足喝下了大半盆水。 Naturally, after this, I was been tearful, indignant King Arthur around the tree of crystal, scurrying about chased down for one hour, the body besides the scar that red B keeps, many dozens red small pinholes. 理所当然,在这之后,我被泪眼汪汪,气愤不已的小亚瑟王绕着水晶之树,上蹿下跳的追杀了一个多小时,身上除了红B留下来的伤痕以外,又多了数十处红红的小针孔。 I force to go, King Arthur this is must be wet nurse appearance/allow. 我勒个去,小亚瑟王这是要做容嬷嬷呀。 „Heart...... mood good point, Sir King Arthur of respect great lovable heartthrob.” The deceased people same lie to bend down on the giant tree trunk, in the top of the head sits still panting in indignation King Arthur. “心……心情好一点了吗,尊敬伟大可爱万人迷的亚瑟王大人。”死人一样趴伏在巨大树干上,头顶上坐着犹自气呼呼的小亚瑟王。 „How possibly good dá, fool mount, rampant mount, the disciple of wū ritual dá!!” I did not say fortunately, a saying King Arthur got angry, held up the sword of victory several on my head several holes. “怎么可能好哒,笨蛋坐骑,嚣张坐骑,呜礼之徒哒！！”我不说还好,一说小亚瑟王又冒火了,举起胜利之剑唰唰几下就在我的脑袋上开了几个孔。 , The blood...... the blood spurted, my intelligence quotient bastard!!! 哦哦哦,血……血喷出来了,还有我的智商啊混蛋！！！ Besides the small spirit, my side were also many an intelligence quotient killer, is quite sorrowful, is it possible that is because on me was too for a lifetime intelligent, therefore this whole life trivial mortal level intelligence quotient, wasn't accommodated in world? 除了小幽灵以外,我身边又多了一个智商杀手,好悲哀,莫非是因为我上一辈子太聪明了,所以这辈子就连区区的凡人级智商,也不被容于世间？ „...... I do not see a you probably absent-minded appearance, therefore under......” is in the wrong, my no Defiance energy. “不……我只是看到你好像一副心不在焉的样子,所以……”理亏之下,我毫无反抗的底气。 „Therefore that type of fearful thing stopper to this mouth dá?” King Arthur tears twinkle, as if recalled pitiful of previous moment, scratched the moist corner of the eye, visits me to say bitterly. “所以就把那种可怕的东西塞到本昂嘴里哒？”小亚瑟王泪光闪烁,仿佛又回忆起了前一刻的凄惨,擦擦湿润的眼角,恨恨看着我道。 „That flash...... this dá, this may usually feel that suddenly Teacher Merring is waving to this dá.” “那一瞬间……本昂哒,本昂可素忽然感觉到梅林老师在向本昂招手哒。” „Feels very much the same way.” My serious nod. “深有同感。”我严肃的点了点头。 Actually with what method, can make this dark plum, I suddenly felt, the familiar small fox as if becomes strange, particularly that pair can concoct this dark plum slides does not remain to throw the small hand, as well as can the tongue and stomach that the dark plum eats calmly, appears is so as deep as a well. 究竟是用什么方法,才能做出这种酸梅,我突然觉得,熟悉的小狐狸似乎变得陌生起来,尤其是那双能够炮制出这种酸梅的滑不留丢小手,以及能将酸梅若无其事吃下去的舌头和胃,都显得如此高深莫测。 Could regard to suffocate gas potion to throw to monster? 或许可以当成窒息瓦斯药剂向怪物投掷？ „Deeply do not have the same feeling to injure this to hold up the head this type on dá.” King Arthur also not venting two grab thoughtlessly, helping my head pull up weeds. “别把这种深有同感加害到本昂头上哒。”小亚瑟王还不解气的两手乱抓,帮我的脑袋拔草。 „Didn't reach an agreement shared joys to share sorrows?” I put in great inconvenience to saying anxiously. “不是说好了有福同享有难同当吗？”我委屈巴巴的说道。 „Wordy wordy wordy, did the misdemeanor also to dare to find the excuse, the disciple of wū ritual, rampant disciple dá.” King Arthur keeps silent for a while, is a more intense retaliation. “啰嗦啰嗦啰嗦,做了坏事还敢找借口,呜礼之徒,嚣张之徒哒。”小亚瑟王一时哑口,然后是更加激烈的报复。 Although the price is very serious, but really...... is angry like this lovable King Arthur, is the fellow who I know. 虽然代价很严重,但是果然……这样生气可爱的小亚瑟王,才是我所认识的家伙。 ****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** Has not had the dinner hungrily, the belly now cluck said, waited to polish to look for food......( to be continued. 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