ROD :: Volume #12

#1198: Various miniatures, various tragedies.


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****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** You arrived at a at the foot of the mountain, originally wants to sit down to rest, actually discovered accidentally golden light, after the survey, discovered here unexpectedly is a gold ore!” “你来到了一座山脚下,本来想坐下歇歇,却无意中发现了一点金光,经过探测,发现这里竟然是一座金矿!” The ear hears such prompt sound, making me have a dream doubtful, is really this also that by who accurate tragedy emperor aura is encumbered? 耳边传来这样的提示声,让我疑似做梦,这还真是那个被准悲剧帝光环缠身的自己吗? Because of year after year tragic incident, compared with God, does not believe that luck the Druid, is immediately calm from wild with joy, glances over the under foot gold ore carefully the detailed information. 因为长年累月的悲剧事件,比起上帝,更不相信运气的本德鲁伊,马上就从狂喜之中镇定下来,仔细浏览脚下金矿的详细信息。 Gold ores: 1000000 金矿总量:1000000 Each round of yield: 10000 每回合开采量:10000 Needs the premise to invest: 100000 需要前提投资:100000 Invests? 是否投资? I: „......” 我:“……” I know, this world is impossible to have from day falling down pie good deed. 我就知道,这个世界不可能有从天掉下馅饼这种好事。 Disdained pushed the bridge of the nose, I sneer, wants to trick this Druid, your broken life game also early. 不屑的推了推鼻梁,我冷笑起来,想忽悠本德鲁伊,你这破人生游戏还早的很呢。 If same as the yellow piece maidservant or Aalto Liya, earlier hundreds of thousands gold coin funds, my definitely alternative investment, ten rounds can gain the cost after all, was waits to receive money. 如果是和黄段子侍女或是阿尔托莉雅一样,前期有十几万金币的资金,我肯定会选择投资,毕竟十个回合就能赚回成本,接下来就是坐等收钱了。 Life game mother of zero start fund cannot injure! 零启动资金的人生游戏尼玛伤不起啊! Has not added hesitant, I select otherwise, can see the gold ore that could not feel at present, flung by far. 没有多加犹豫,我点了否,将眼前看得见摸不着的金矿,一脚甩得远远的。 Then is clean and Aalto of Liya left and right. 然后是左右两边的洁露卡和阿尔托莉雅。 First explained our position, I in the middle, what walked was the black check, Aalto Liya near the right hand, what walked was the white check, but the yellow piece maidservant was the red check. 先说明一下我们三人的位置,我在中间,走的是黑色格子,阿尔托莉雅在右手边,走的是白色格子,而黄段子侍女则是红色格子。 The red and white black tricolor check, forms three distinct stand-alone routes, spreads to the canyon. 红白黑三色格子,形成三条分明的独立路线,蔓延向峡谷里面。 Naturally, these three roads do not go straight, measures with the eye the canyon center-section time, will interlock mutually, how when the time comes to choose, how the mutual competition and entraps the opponent...... not, should be the support is right, this is not a rich person, aims at overthrowing the opponent plays, but must work as one to pass through the canyon together, but do not forget this. 当然,这三条路并非是直直走到底,目测到峡谷中段的时候,就会互相交错,到时候如何选择,如何互相竞争和坑害对手……不,应该是支援才对,这可不是大富翁,以打倒对手为目的游戏,而是要齐心协力一起穿过峡谷,可千万别忘记了这点。 After I threw, was one's turn near right hand Aalto Liya to throw. 我扔了之后,就轮到右手边的阿尔托莉雅扔了。 Threw 3 points, she arrives at the fourth check. 扔了一个三的点数,她来到第四个格子。 You discovered a tribe of savageness, because the body has the rich knowledge, the strong strength, and spirit of leader, the tribe worships to you, recommended together you become the tribe chief.” “你发现了一个未开化的部落,因为身具丰富的知识,强大的实力,以及领导者的气概,部落对你敬若神明,共同推举你成为部落酋长。” This life game also too god. 这人生游戏也太神了。 I scratched the cold sweat on forehead, suddenly to full of admiration that King Arthur admires, this also is really the miniature of life the bastard. 我擦了擦额头上的冷汗,突然对亚瑟王佩服的五体投地,这还真是人生的缩影啊混蛋。 Obtained a tattered tribe suddenly, Aalto Liya stamps the foot for a long time, directs in that spends gold coin, constructs the tribe of having a thing in the world unceasingly, as if played the empire era. 突然之间获得了一个破破烂烂的部落,阿尔托莉雅顿足许久,在那指指点点,花费金币,不断对一无所有的部落进行修建,似乎玩起了帝国时代。 If Aalto Liya and I am same, is zero start fund, then, even if obtained such a tribe, she could not handle anything, therefore, to did not say that her luck were less than my much better, the issue really left in the start fund. 如果阿尔托莉雅和我一样,也是零启动资金的话,那么,就算获得了这样一个部落,她也做不了任何事情,所以,到不是说她的运气比我好多少,问题果然还是出在启动资金上。 Is one's turn the yellow piece maidservant, she threw a 4 points number. 轮到黄段子侍女,她投了一个4点数。 You entered powerful Assassin the institute of burying bone occasionally, obtained the priceless scroll from there, timid shy you, are unable to learn the Assassin wise skill, therefore decided to use the knowledge on scroll to build a small information room.” “你偶入到了一个强大刺客的埋骨之所,从那里获得许多价值连城的卷轴,胆小怕生的你,无法学会刺客的高明技巧,于是决定利用卷轴上的知识建立一个小小的情报屋。” Therefore clean started to bustle about to train the young spy. 于是洁露卡开始忙乎着培训小间谍了。 I: „......” 我:“……” Nyima's life miniature, but also dares to be real? 尼玛的人生缩影,还敢再真实一点吗? Throws the dice for the second time, big six. 第二次扔骰子,一个大大的六。 This rhythm arrives well, but treads the trap by some chance, even if takes gold coin with me, I also GAMEOVER. 这节奏到不错,只是万一踏到陷阱,哪怕和我要一个金币,我也得GAMEOVER。 Again fearful and apprehensive trod six steps to stop, closes the eye, is waiting for the judging of god of death or Angel. 再次心惊胆战的踏出了六步停下,合上眼睛,等待着死神或天使的宣判。 Elf empire today conducts to sing the competition, your registration in high spirits, result because of inexplicable reason, all players, including referee and audience but actually, therefore, you arrogated to oneself the first three rewards, obtains 17000 gold coin.” “精灵帝国本日举办歌唱大赛,你兴冲冲的报了名,结果因为莫名原因,所有的选手,包括裁判和观众都倒了下去,因此,你独揽了前三名的奖励,获得17000金币。” The system transmits such prompt. 系统传来这样的提示。 Changes from bad to good!! 时来运转!! I raised the right hand fist high, made a victory posture. 我将右手拳头高高举起,做出了一个胜利姿势。 Even if hundreds of thousands of years ago, the elf empire of that huge heyday, has innumerable versatile elf master, do not presumptuously think to snatch the champion from this song god hand. 哪怕是数十万年前,那个庞大的全盛时期的精灵帝国,有着无数多才多艺的精灵大师,也别妄想从本歌神手上抢过冠军。 Right, can conquer the universe with the singing sound, only then this Druid! 没错,可以用歌声征服宇宙的,只有本德鲁伊一个! However that Because inexplicable reason Makes the person mind that very much, really can disregard? 不过那个【因为莫名原因】很让人介意啊,真的可以无视掉吗? Real men, like big tits. 大丈夫,萌大奶 Aalto Liya and clean round, is still the building of tribe and information room, this life game seemed to have recognized their main line of future life journey, must make their road arrive at the bottom. 阿尔托莉雅和洁露卡的回合,依然是部落和情报屋的打造,这人生游戏似乎已经认定了两人未来人生道路的主线,要让她们一条路走到底了。 Only then I, except for a moment ago in singing to compete inexplicable obtained the rewards of 17000 gold coin, was breaks out of beyond the difficult position that zero start fund possibly went bankrupt to be eliminated momentarily temporarily, regarding the future, but also boundless indefinite, does not know is waiting own is anything. 只有我,除了刚才在歌唱比赛中莫名的得到了17000金币的奖励,算是暂时摆脱了零启动资金随时都可能破产出局的困境以外,对于未来,还茫茫无期,不知道接下来等着自己的将会是什么。 The third round. 第三回合。 Your life is ordinary, very ordinary, therefore these step is also ordinary, has not had anything......” “你的人生非常平凡,非常的平凡,所以这一步也非常平凡,没有发生任何事情……” I: „......” 我:“……” Nowadays, even played will also complain the person. 这年头,连游戏也会吐槽人了。 Then fourth round started the tragedy. 然后第四回合就开始悲剧了。 „After assuming full responsibility of sang the competition Guanya third place, you for a while were happy, sang on the street loudly, finally was arrested because of the manufacture noise pollution, stayed the two round same place.” “包揽了歌唱比赛冠亚季军以后,你一时高兴,在街道上放声歌唱,结果因制造噪音公害被捕,原地停留两个回合。” Wait, this is very strange, why assumed full responsibility of me of Guanya third place, has conquers the universe with the singing sound ambition I, was honored as me of song god by the world, sang on the avenue, makes the noise pollution unexpectedly?! How wants is not unreasonable!! 等等,这很奇怪吧,为什么包揽了冠亚季军的我,有着用歌声征服宇宙的野心的我,被世人誉为歌神的我,在大街上唱歌,竟然是制造噪音公害?!怎么想都不合理吧!! I left to was angry, wants to tread the check, asked anyone to be good casually, in brief must the theory one be well good. 我出离愤怒了,就想踏出格子,随便找谁都好,总之要好好理论一番才行。 When the tip of the toe leaves the range that flash of check...... 当脚尖离开格子的范围那一刹那…… ~~ ~~ “滋滋滋~~~~ Does not know the intense lightning where comes proliferates the whole body, puts out black smoke, I stare the big eye, poured slowly. 不知道从哪里来的强烈闪电遍布全身,吐出一口黑烟,我瞪大眼睛,缓缓倒了下去。 „, Should better not to make to violate the game rule the matter.” “凡,最好不要做出违背游戏规则的事情。” Saw me to eat to owe in the second test one time, has not been willing to study clever, Aalto Liya urged again seriously. 见我在第二考验里吃了一次亏,还不肯学乖,阿尔托莉雅再次郑重的叮嘱道。 Good, two rounds two rounds, being able dead person. 好吧,两回合就两回合,死不了人。 Then...... 然后…… You invented the sex to transform potion, turned into the woman to arrive in the stage the markdown sale moral integrity, because has not paid attention to the potion duration, exposed the status, to hinder to make decent the charge to be arrested, stayed one round same place.” “你发明了性别转换药剂,变成女人到舞台上甩卖节操,因为没有注意药剂的持续时间,暴露了身份,以妨碍风化罪名被捕,原地停留一个回合。” This is impossible!!! 这不可能!!! I hold to kneel down. 我抱头跪倒在地。 What's all this about? Why yellow piece maidservant and Aalto Liya's round, what manifests is the life miniature, my is some disorderly things. 这是怎么回事?为什么黄段子侍女和阿尔托莉雅的回合,体现出来的是人生缩影,我的偏偏就是一些乱七八糟的东西。 Does the sex transform potion? This is the Xiami thing, why do I want to invent this type of thing? 性别转换药剂?这是虾米玩意,为什么我偏偏要去发明这种东西? Even such matter, why I must use on myself, then also goes to the stage markdown sale moral integrity? 就算是这么回事,为什么我非得用在自己身上,然后还去舞台甩卖节操? My markdown sale moral integrity also with going to stage? 我甩卖节操还用去舞台上吗? This potion must use, uses the bastard to! 药剂要用,也是给菲妮用啊混蛋! King Arthur Boss, this is completely unreasonable mouth reckless, your is actually what broken plays? Why only aims at my one!! 亚瑟王老大,这完全不合理呀口胡,你这究竟是什么破游戏?为什么只针对我一个!! in any case I am also a Savior, how do you give the correct life route? Even if front presents a Evil Dragon that attempts to destroy the world, or is the classes of four Lesser Evil Three Prime Evils, I still recognized! 好歹我也是个救世主,你就给点正确的人生路线如何?就算前面出现一头妄图毁灭世界的恶龙,或者是四魔王三魔神之流,我也认了! The tenth round...... 第十回合…… You put on rag doll bear set, disguises as the bear to take to the streets Charge human, finally was seen through the status by the man of insight, because of framing by planting stolen goods on the crime and intentionally the damage crime two crimes and punishing, stays four rounds same place.” “你穿上布偶熊套装,假扮成熊上街袭击人类,结果被有识之士识破身份,因栽赃罪和故意伤害罪两罪并罚,原地停留四个回合。” It is not rag doll bear Zhuang! Sees clearly to me, the back absolutely does not have the zipper! This skin, is the genuine bearskin! This eye, this nose, real, I am the Hell wrestle bear of guaranteeing exchange if not genuine the bastard! 才不是布偶熊装!给我看清楚,后背完全没有拉链!这皮,也是真正的熊皮!还有这眼睛,这鼻子,都是真的,我是如假包换的地狱格斗熊啊混蛋! Who is that man of insight? Stands to me!!! 还有那个有识之士是谁?给我站出来!!! The 15 th round...... 第十五回合…… On you have a strange charm, relied on it, obtained the favor of continent first beauty you succeeded, got married with her......” “你身上有一股奇怪的魅力,凭借于它,你成功的获得了大陆第一美女的青睐,和她喜结连理……” , As if changed from bad to good! 哦哦哦,似乎时来运转了! Originally thinks that can be any unlucky matter, has not thought of one hear of prompts, unexpectedly is this. 本来以为又会是什么倒霉的事情,没想到一听提示,竟然是这样。 Then right, this conforms to my life miniature, it seems like King Arthur Boss also awakens finally, no longer plays with me, must make me take the road of open and aboveboard salvation. 这才对嘛,这才符合我的人生缩影嘛,看来亚瑟王老大也终于醒悟,不再作弄我,要让我走上堂堂正正的救世者之路了。 Happy, that Strange charm The strange phrase, I have not gone to complain, however in the next moment...... 高兴之下,那个【奇怪的魅力】的奇怪字眼,我也没有去吐槽了,但是在下一刻…… You, because abducts the jailbait to be arrested, stays three rounds same place.” “你因为诱拐未成年少女被捕,原地停留三个回合。” Sarah is not the jailbait the bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!! 莎拉不是未成年少女啊混蛋!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually believes that for a while King Arthur that bastard, I was really negligent. 竟然一时相信亚瑟王那混蛋,我真是太大意了。 The 22 nd round...... 第二十二回合…… You became lost in the door corner, stays one round same place.” “你在房门口的拐角处迷路了,原地停留一个回合。” Actually which fellow in own door corner getting lost bastard!!! 究竟哪个家伙会在自家的房门口拐角处迷路啊混蛋!!! The 31 st round...... 第三十一回合…… Your money Chang is frustrated, the realm of love is self-satisfied, married an enviable wife, finally the envious hatred, was knocked the staggering blow in the dim alley corner, remains unconscious, stays one round same place.” “你钱场失意,情场得意,又娶了一名让人羡慕的妻子,结果遭人嫉恨,在昏暗的小巷拐角处被敲闷棍,昏迷不醒,原地停留一个回合。” Because regards the feeling to be intense, therefore this penalty...... I recognized. 因为既视感过于强烈,所以这个惩罚……我认了。 The 45 th round...... 第四十五回合…… You rescued one to be alone and friendless, the little girl who soon starved to death, saw her to feel sorry, therefore adopted her, increased extra expenditures each round of 100 gold coin.” “你救下了一名举目无亲,快要饿死的小女孩,见她可怜,于是收养了她,增加额外开支每回合100金币。” This must endure. 这个必须忍。 The 60 th round...... 第六十回合…… You throw a stone, because of the interconnection event of accident of sorts, Lesser Evil that and dozes off is just battered to death the front, congratulations, you became the continent Savior.” “你扔出一块石头,因为机缘巧合的联锁事件,将前方正和打瞌睡的魔王砸死,恭喜,你成了大陆的救世主。” , The main line came finally, finally took the road of Savior. 哦哦哦,主线终于来了,终于走上救世主之路了。 My tears flowed off incessantly one liter, was not easy, had a look at the two sides, penalty that because kept continuously, Aalto Liya and clean have flung me by far after behind, can only see the front two dot. 我眼泪都流下不止一公升了,不容易啊,看看两边,因为连续不停的惩罚,阿尔托莉雅和洁露卡早已经将我远远甩在身后,只能看到前面两个小点。 Although is 60 th round steps the life miniature the main line, but as the saying goes matures slowly, then, is I change from bad to good, kills Lesser Evil, oppressive Prime Evil, is a cinch. 虽然是第六十回合才踏上人生缩影的主线,不过俗话说大器晚成,接下来,就是我时来运转的时候了,杀个魔王,虐个魔神,不在话下。 My self-confident throws the 61 st round of dice. 我自信满满的扔出第六十一回合的骰子。 „Under you and adopted daughter's adulterous relationship was exposed, becomes angry out of shame, joined the evil forces angrily......” “你和养女的不伦之恋被曝光,恼羞成怒之下,愤然加入了邪恶势力……” Savior...... 救世主…… The Savior only used one round to degenerate ahh!!! 救世主只用了一个回合就堕落了啊啊啊!!! Desperate, to this writing life game, read plays the game that the life sexually harassed to despair! 绝望了,对这种写作人生游戏,读作人生调戏的游戏绝望了! If King Arthur that bastard, dares to appear before me now, even if joins the evil forces, I must teach her well. 如果亚瑟王那混蛋,现在敢出现在我面前的话,就算加入邪恶势力,我也要好好教训她一顿。 The 90 th round...... 第九十回合…… You fell into the sewer, does not know that was rushed to where......” “你掉进了臭水沟,不知被冲到何处……” A dizziness, stinks to high heaven, at present a flower, I have arrived at another. 一阵天旋地转,臭气熏天,眼前一花,我已经来到了另外一处。 Waits to recover, the subconsciousness has a look at the left and right, discovered that clean and Al Tory stare the big eye to visit me standard. 等回过神来,下意识看看左右两边,发现洁露卡和阿尔托莉雅正瞪大眼睛看着我。 „, I also thinks that you fell on behind, without thinking to catch up quickly , the temporary failure, could not block the step that you went forward even.” “凡,我还以为你落在了后面,没想到那么快就赶上来了,果然,就算是一时的失败,也阻挡不了你前进的步伐。” Aalto Liya that golden dull wool curls upwards, like this affirms to say to me. 阿尔托莉雅那金色呆毛一翘一翘,这样对我肯定道。 haha...... hahaha, that...... that is natural.” 哈哈……哈哈哈,那……那是当然。” I will tell you me to fall to the sewer am rushed here? 我会告诉你我是掉到臭水沟被冲到这里的么? For those the yellow piece maidservant in another side, as if saw that I am showing off power, carry the past, . 到是另外一边的黄段子侍女,似乎看出我在逞强,背过去,噗了一声。 Is riding this opportunity, I carefully observed their two round. 乘着这个机会,我仔细观察了一下她们两个的回合。 The clean information room mixes enjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water, after receiving the first business, is irresistible, now is biggest intelligence agency in a small country, even the kings needed help from her. 洁露卡的情报屋混得风生水起,从接到第一笔买卖以后,就势不可挡,如今已经是一个小国里的最大情报机构,连国王都有求于她了。 Only fool maidservant. 切,区区一个笨蛋侍女。 Looks at Aalto Liya again, although irresistible of kingly way, she has put down nearby dozens small tribes now, established a middle-grade tribe, on had 5000 warrior on hand. 再看阿尔托莉雅这边,虽王道之势不可挡,她现在已经扫平了附近数十个小部落,建立起了一个中等部落,手头上有五千名战士 However, attracts troublesome physique being doomed to keep her from being problem-free, she as if met troublesome, a approached strength strong in she ten times of large-scale tribes staring. 但是,吸引麻烦的体质注定让她无法一帆风顺,她似乎遇到了麻烦,被临近的一个实力强于她十倍的大型部落给盯上了。 The protagonist route of scarlet fruits, come on, Aalto Liya. 赤果果的主角路线啊,加油吧,阿尔托莉雅。 What I in behind silently is Aalto Liya is inflating, then throws the 91 st round of dice...... 我在背后默默的为阿尔托莉雅打着气,然后扔出第九十一回合的骰子…… Climbs mountains and crosses rivers after the length, you arrived at not a well-known city, is walking, front the discovery is a giant trading market......” “经过长度跋涉,你来到了一个不知名城市,走着走着,发现前面是一个巨大的交易市场……” , The route normalized suddenly!! 哦哦哦,路线突然就正常化了!! Is it possible that do I want to take the merchant route, King Arthur also discovered my mathematical emperor talent finally? 莫非我是要走商人路线,亚瑟王也终于发现了我的数学帝天赋吗? Faces suddenly is appearing before oneself is marking the innumerable commodities of price, my deep shock. 面对着突然出现在自己面前的标着价格的无数商品,我深深的震惊了。 Unexpectedly also detected including the so secret attribute, really worthily was you, King Arthur, was this so-called Hero sees slightly with? 竟然连如此隐秘的属性也察觉到了,真不愧是你啊,亚瑟王陛下,这就是所谓的英雄所见略同吗? I smiled one deeply, raises the eyebrow slightly, these can let the average person dazzling price, is similar to the code that skewers in monitor passed over gently and swiftly fast, reflects in the pupil, one by one receive, again by way of highly brain processing of revolution...... 我深沉的笑了一声,微微扬起眉毛,那些能让普通人眼花缭乱的价格,就如同显示器里的一串串飞快掠过的代码,在瞳孔之中倒映,一一接收,再经由高度运转的大脑处理…… ****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** In order to write this chapter, went to play a rich person 4 especially, did not play carefully vigorously, recovered, on tragedy......( to be continued. If you like this work, welcome you to come beginning ( qidian.com ) to cast the recommendation ticket and monthly ticket, your support, is I biggest power.) 为了写好这章,特地去重新玩了一遍大富翁四,不小心玩起劲,回过神来,就悲剧了……(未完待续。如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来起点(qidian.com)投推荐票、月票,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)
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