****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** In entering several minutes of relaxation time before final appraisal stage, I and return to the following appraisal seat, stopping to rest slightly. 在进入最后的评审阶段之前的几分钟休息时间,我和菲妮回到后面的评审席,稍稍的歇一口气。 Do not look that host work is not exhausting, but on the stage said some words, does truly, the feeling is laborious, most was felt by oneself exhausted, is to worry the stage next several tens of thousands of audience, but cannot independently heartily complained certain fellows. 别看主持人这个工作不累人,只不过是在台上说些话而已,真正做起来,感觉还是蛮辛苦的,最让自己感到疲惫的,是要顾虑台下数万名观众,而不能放手尽情的去吐槽某些家伙。 Also really harms us to complain the power and prestige of emperor, considers as finished, next time the work of host will give was enough, I thought that she to suits does this work, the character attribute and appearance, super take a good photo, the enthusiasm to host also has, later invited her to be good as the hosts of alliance simply, our following on the heels specialty complained. 还真是有损咱吐槽帝的威风,算了算了,下次主持人的工作交给菲妮就行了,我看她到是蛮适合做这份工作,无论是性格属性和模样,都超级上镜,对主持人的热情也有,以后干脆就聘请她作为联盟的御用主持人好了,咱跟在后面专职吐槽。 „good work .” “辛苦了,凡。” Aalto Liya stands especially, draws me to her seat on gently sits down, making my quite feeling feel extremely flattered. 阿尔托莉雅特地站起来,温柔地将我拉到她的座位上坐下,让我颇感受宠若惊。 Most of the time, she as „king” existence and position extremely in dazzling, therefore at heart, me always subconscious her elf queen status, places first, second the consideration is own lovely wife. 大多数时候,她作为“王”的存在和地位都太过于耀眼,所以在心里,我老是下意识的将她的精灵女王这个身份,放在第一位,第二个才考虑是自己的娇妻。 However, in the days of god birthday, Aalto Liya displays gentle sympathizing as wife to oneself once for a while, to changed the original view slowly,...... did this dull wool conduct the bride to practice secretly? 但是,在神诞日的这段日子里,阿尔托莉雅时不时对自己表现出作为妻子的温柔体贴,到是慢慢的改变了原来的看法,难道说……这呆毛偷偷的进行了新娘修行？ This is not not possible, after all with her earnest character, will always request itself to attend to every detail, must work as the king, must become the wife. 这也不是不可能,毕竟以她认真的性格,总是会要求自己面面俱到,既要当好王,也要当好妻子。 Also is really laborious, not like me, although husband's duty does not fall as far as possible, but alliance elder status, then can play the fool to play the fool, can buy the soy sauce to buy the soy sauce, doesn't believe? 还真是辛苦啊,不像我,虽然丈夫的本分是尽量不落下,但是联盟长老这个身份,则是能装傻就装傻,能打酱油就打酱油,不信？ You look for one not to know that casually our person, is pointing at asking, this face pitiful look, specifically is responsible for doing odd jobs with the goon to work, occasionally outside must the shapeshift rag doll bear the fellow who goes to sell to sprout/moe to act the mascot, is the legendary alliance elder, do you believe? 你随便找一个不知道咱的人,指着问道,这一脸熊样,专门负责打杂和打手工作,偶尔还得变身布偶熊去外面卖萌扮演吉祥物的家伙,就是传说中的联盟长老,你信吗？ No matter you do believe that I do not believe in any case. 不管你信不信,反正我自己都不信。 Therefore, Akara, a work of in any case to resembles alliance elder point I,...... the giant army tent/account center, sits on an aggressive fierce appearance big chair for example high, wind light cloud Dan, surface including smile is swinging the feather fan, the tent two sides are the five big domain level guards of hand holding the blade halberd, is known as five brave generals, the left and right has Carlos and Thea who Tuker wear dark gold set of armor, same hold up the head to stand upright just like the war-god. 所以说啊,阿卡拉,好歹给个像联盟长老一点的工作我嘛,比如说……巨大的军帐中央,高高坐在一张霸气的虎皮大椅上,风轻云淡,面含微笑的摇着羽毛扇,帐篷两边是手持刀戟的五大领域级护卫,号称五虎将,左右两边更有身穿暗金套甲的卡洛斯和西雅图克,宛如战神一样昂首挺立。 Front ten kilometers are alliance warrior and Hell monster being bathed in blood battlefield, a moment later, we open one to fill the brilliant eyelid gently(?), In the worship vision gaze of surrounding person, spits to say gently: Everything is ready, only owes the east wind...... 前方十公里处就是联盟战士和地狱怪物的浴血战场,片刻之后,咱轻轻的睁开一只充满睿智的眼皮(？),在周围人的崇拜目光注视中,轻轻吐言道:万事俱备,只欠东风…… I said that after I passed through script, should be this appearance is right, which bored fellow certainly is, in midway irresponsible tampered with the script arbitrarily right, actually my life experience in the original setting should be a more confusing, true name is Zhuge Fancai is right the bastard!! 我说,我原来穿越之后的剧本,本应该是这个样子才对吧,一定是哪个无聊的家伙,在中途不负责任的擅自将剧本篡改了对吧,其实在原来的设定中我的身世应该是更加扑朔迷离,真正的名字叫做诸葛凡才对吧混蛋！！ „, Done is very good.” “凡,做的很好。” Aalto Liya happy is praising me, is saw probably my useless husband had prospects, as the wife, she felt that is really gratified. 阿尔托莉雅高兴的夸着我,大概是看到我这个没用的丈夫有出息了,身为妻子,她感到甚是欣慰。 „Without is so exaggerating, but is the work that everyone can do comes.” “没那么夸张,只不过是人人都能做得来的工作。” Excuse me flexure scratched the head, sometimes I can think, actually Aalto Liya to oneself request was high or low? Said lowly, she always hopes that I can become an outstanding king, said high, oneself made an insignificant minor matter obviously, can make her very happy. 不好意思的挠了挠头,有时候我会想,阿尔托莉雅对自己的要求究竟是高还是低呢？说低嘛,她总是希望我能成为一名优秀的王,说高嘛,明明自己只是做了微不足道的一点小事,都能让她十分开心。 „Right? Is that easy?” “是吗？是那么容易吗？” Aalto Liya tilts the head gently, that golden dull wool starts to shake. 阿尔托莉雅轻轻歪头,那根金色呆毛开始一抖一抖。 „Feeling words...... , if I comes up, is not definitely good.” “感觉的话……如果是我上去,肯定不行。” „Aalto, everyone will have the matter that excels at and does not excel , the person does not have the complete human, Teacher Yalan Delane is also same, I believe, as a qualified leader, one of the most important manifestations, is to make good use of these to be able in the talent of domain display strong point oneself cannot achieve.” “阿尔托,每个人都会有擅长和不擅长的事情,人无完人,就连雅兰德兰老师也一样,我认为,作为一个合格的领袖,最重要的体现之一,就是要善用那些能在自己做不到的领域发挥长处的人才。” „The side that Grandma Akara said is, listened to reason.” “阿卡拉奶奶说的极是,受教了。” Aalto look is straight, respectful bows toward Akara slightly, aiya, looking at it like this, our queens were young a point, the thing that must learn/study are many, although I absolutely did not have the qualifications to say her and that's the end. 阿尔托神色端正,恭敬的朝阿卡拉微微鞠了一躬,哎呀哎呀,这样看来,我们的女王陛下还是年轻了一点,要学习的东西还不少啊,虽然我完全没有资格说她就是了。 „Just my old woman not mature view.” Akara temperate hehe is amused, that pair of suffused with white eyeball and I winks toward Aalto Liya gently, teased continued to say. “只不过我这个老婆子的一点不成熟看法罢了。”阿卡拉温和的呵呵笑乐着,那双泛白眼珠朝阿尔托莉雅和我轻轻一眨,略带调侃的继续说道。 „But some things, regardless of oneself do excel, but cannot think makes others do, learn/study slowly, for example as a wife status.” “但是有一些事情,无论自己擅不擅长,可都不能想着让别人去做,还是得自己慢慢学习,比如说作为一个妻子身份。” „This...... this naturally, well how this king...... I...... I recently also had am studying can complete a wife......” “这……这个当然,本王……我……我最近也是有在好好学习怎么才能做好一名妻子……” Akara these words, let usually calm capable Aalto Liya, the elegant face flood was also red, the imposing manner of king reduced greatly, as girl's lovable part, started to get winning side slightly, some speaking incoherently replied. 阿卡拉这一句话,让平素沉稳干练的阿尔托莉雅,俏脸也不禁泛红起来,王的气势大减,作为女孩的可爱部分,开始占据了微微的上风,有些语无伦次的回答道。 But me, in laughs in one's heart to complain „this dull wool at heart really in conducting the bride is practicing”, was looked unavoidably somewhat afraid by a Akara vision. 而我这边,在心里暗笑吐槽着“这呆毛果然是在进行着新娘修行”之余,也不免被阿卡拉的一道目光看得有些心虚。 Does not know that is own misconception, had flash that a moment ago, the eyeball of Akara, as if casts aside to one side was standing respectfully clean. 不知道是不是自己的错觉,刚才有那么一瞬间,阿卡拉的眼珠子,似乎撇向了一旁恭敬站着的洁露卡身上。 Ok, to be how good. 算了,怎么样都好。 „Right, Grandma Akara, has not congratulated your body recovery.” “对了,阿卡拉奶奶,还没有恭喜你身体康复呢。” I am receive the message this morning, the status of Akara this syndic, is Lehne and Lina temporary conceiving a plan, for told everyone with this arrival way, their energy props have come back. 我是今天一大早才收到消息,阿卡拉这个评审员的身份,也是莱娜和琳娅的临时起意,为得是用这种登场方式告诉所有人,他们的精神支柱已经回来了。 „Was old.” Akara is shaking the head lightly, the look somewhat sobbed the sigh. “老了。”阿卡拉轻摇着头,神色有些唏嘘感叹。 „God birthday these days report, I learned from Cain there, was really laborious you also has Lehne Lina they, done was very good, it seems like, without me, you can still support this alliance since even.” “神诞日这几天的报告,我都从凯恩那里获知了,真是辛苦你还有莱娜琳娅她们了,做的很好,看来,就算没有我在,你们也能支撑起这个联盟了。” This old fox is really gratified joyful like this said to me. 这老狐狸甚是欣慰喜悦的这样对我说道。 „Where, the alliance may be able do without Grandma Akara now you.” “哪里,联盟现在可不能没有阿卡拉奶奶您啊。” My for fear that Akara said like this, loses one directly: Therefore the position of this big elder gives you several to be responsible, I enjoyed old age in peace. 我生怕阿卡拉这样说完,直接就丢出一句:所以这个大长老的位置就交给你们几个负责,我去安享晚年去了。 „The time of appraisal soon arrived.” “评审的时间快要到了。” Unknowingly, several minutes of rest have passed by, as the drumbeat resounds, I one stands from Aalto Liya's position. 不知不觉,休息的几分钟已经过去,随着鼓声响起,我一把从阿尔托莉雅的位置上站起来。 „Right, Grandma Akara, Aalto Liya, waited to have a matter to ask you......” to remember already is fermenting at heart the matter, I held their palms together, pleaded to two people...... “对了,阿卡拉奶奶,阿尔托莉雅,等会有件事情想拜托你们……”想起早就在心里酝酿着的事情,我双手合十,向两人恳求道…… After a while, I go out from the stage, who the appearance, to flee the evil clutches together rejoices wipes the corner of the eye tears that. 一会儿之后,我从舞台后面走出,一同出现的,还有正在为逃离魔爪而庆幸的直抹眼角泪光的菲妮。 This little false mother, when rested a moment ago, is taken in Aalto Liya and Akara position and prestige, without and me in the same place, but stood nearby rest standby, where thinks before , after having Wolf, had the tiger, do not forget that also the unchaste jurors are squatting in the corner, because of the discrimination issue, suppressed the old drunkards of a lot of air/Qi, the best undeserved target of anger delivered goods to the doorstep shortly, which will have the truth that did not bully. 这小伪娘,在刚才休息的时候,摄于阿尔托莉雅和阿卡拉的地位和威信,没有和我在一起,而是站到了一旁休息待机,哪想到前有狼后有虎,别忘记还有一个无节操的陪审员在角落里蹲着呢,因为差别待遇问题,憋了一肚子气的老酒鬼,眼看最佳的出气筒送货上门,哪会有不欺负的道理。 Really too tragedy, this fellow. 真是太悲剧了,这家伙。 „Made everyone wait for a long time, the competition continued, our 28 players have prepared to finish, finally must enter to the appraisal stage, let our invited two syndic Sir —— respectable Akara big elder as well as Queen Aalto!!” “让大家久等了,比赛继续进行,我们的二十八位选手都已经准备完毕,终于要进入到评审阶段了,让我们有请两位评审员大人——尊敬的阿卡拉大长老以及阿尔托女王陛下！！” The raindrop drumbeat sounds unceasingly, in the cheers of innumerable audience, Akara and Aalto Liya continues from goes out secretly, appears in everyone again at present, smiles is waving to the audience under stage. 雨点般的鼓声不断敲响,在无数观众的欢呼声中,阿卡拉和阿尔托莉雅相续从幕后走出,再次出现在大家眼前,微笑着向台下的观众招了招手。 Follows close on them behind, is called the old drunkard of name, walked shameless, head high, chest out, following the example is wielding the arm toward the stage, what a pity several tens of thousands of audience, no falls the vision to her on obstinately, automatically disregarding. 紧跟在她们身后,并没有被叫到名字的老酒鬼,也恬不知耻的走了出来,昂首挺胸,有样学样的朝台下挥着手臂,可惜数万名观众,愣是没有一个将目光落到她身上,自动给无视掉了。 The convention, gives Akara and Aalto Liya protagonist, after letting two big character make a speech, the appraisal competition formally starts. 惯例的,将主角让给阿卡拉和阿尔托莉雅,让两位大人物发表一番感言之后,评审比赛正式开始。 First, the 1st position is a strange face, had not been interviewed, looked that in the material explained that seems like the master chef in some camp restaurant, but this fellow exhibited one to compel the face from the competition midway painstakingly. 首先,一号位是个陌生面孔,也就是没有被采访到的,看资料上说明,似乎是营地某个餐馆的大厨,不过这家伙从比赛中途就摆出了一副苦逼脸。 Why? Also is not Yang 【bi】 Trouble that some master of restaurant causes, is not only he, in the chef hearts of other restaurants is also a regret, own facial skin, how not Yang 【bi】 That of restaurant is so thick, does nine big cook up ten in a big way certainly and so on fooling head, comes to develop the reputation to own restaurant? 为啥？还不是阳【哔】酒家的某大师惹的祸,不单是他,其他餐馆的厨师心中也是一个悔呀,自己的脸皮,怎么就没有阳【哔】酒家的那位那么厚,也搞个九大炒十大绝之类的唬头,来给自己的餐馆打响名声呢？ Akara and Aalto Liya ate one, satisfied nod, a master chef as restaurant, can have gets on this competition stage self-confidently, explained that his cook has the remarkable place. 阿卡拉和阿尔托莉雅吃了一口,满意的点点头,作为一个餐馆的大厨,能够有自信走上这个比赛台,说明他的厨艺还是有可圈可点之处。 Naturally, there are certain absolutely does not have the cook to be able actually also to dare to run to join in the fun brazenly, hopes that can seek the favor with some bored heresies, like playing monkey play same fellow, for example some two parsimonious old man, again for example some two parsimonious old man, or is some two parsimonious old man. 当然,也有某些完全没有厨艺才能却偏偏还敢厚着脸皮跑来凑热闹,希望能够凭着一些无聊的旁门左道来博取青睐,如同耍猴戏一样的家伙,比如说某两个吝啬老头,再比如说某两个吝啬老头,又或者说是某两个吝啬老头。 After Akara and Aalto Liya have tasted, is staring at hard old drunkard, immediately impatient has seized the tray, Wolf swallows the tiger to swallow, like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds, that momentum, has not entered a hungry ghost of grain of meter/rice just like the fortnight. 阿卡拉和阿尔托莉雅尝过以后,身后紧巴巴盯着的老酒鬼,立刻就迫不及待的夺过盘子,一阵狼吞虎咽,风卷残云,那势头,宛如十天半月没进过一粒米的饿鬼。 Good to lose face, initially really should the feelings be hard, kicks to leave office this fellow to be right ruthlessly. 好丢脸,当初果然应该心肠再硬一点,将这家伙狠狠地踢下台去才对。 Second is a chef of elf clan, she feels extremely flattered hands in front of own self-satisfied work Aalto Liya hastily...... 第二名是一名精灵族的厨师,她受宠若惊的连忙将自己的得意之作递到阿尔托莉雅面前…… Third is the dwarf clan, probably is the life that side Pandemonium Fortress, the done vegetable/dish is also like that side volcano lava, the fiery red fiery red piece, at that time the old drunkard who the impatient one breath ate, to spicy spit fire...... 第三名是矮人族,大概是生活在群魔堡垒那边,做的菜也和那边的火山熔浆一样,火红火红一片,当时就将迫不及待一口气吃下去的老酒鬼,给辣的喷火了…… Fourth is the chef in some camp restaurant...... 第四名是营地某餐馆的厨师…… Fifth is the legendary extraordinary elder brother...... not, is flatter colored glaze this fool spoiled female. 第五名是传说中的非凡哥……哦不,是阿琉斯这笨蛋腐女。 The pumpkin soup...... considers as finished, I am not cruel enough to look at Akara and Aalto Liya's complexion, the old drunkard, smelled after above like the selecting food dog class, does not yearn for turned around to leave. 南瓜汤……还是算了吧,我已经不忍心去看阿卡拉和阿尔托莉雅的脸色,就连老酒鬼,像挑食的犬类一样在上面嗅了嗅之后,都毫不留恋的掉头离开了。 „flatter colored glaze...... greatly disappointed......” “阿琉斯……大受打击……” Carries own pumpkin soup to kneel down flatter colored glaze, wū wū calls out in grief, draws my bottom of pants leg not to put stubbornly. 端着自己的南瓜汤跪倒在地的阿琉斯,呜呜悲鸣,死死拉着我的裤脚不放。 „Teacher...... comfort...... flatter colored glaze......” “老师……安慰……阿琉斯……” „How you want the comfort law.” “你想怎么个安慰法。” Sees flatter colored glaze to feel sorry, as well as this time goal and courage of attending the competition praise worthy, I also hope that can completely own continuous strength, many leaves behind the glorious memory to her. 见阿琉斯可怜,以及她这次参加比赛的目的和勇气可嘉,我也希望能尽自己的绵绵之力,多少给她留下一点美好的回忆。 The flatter colored glaze tearful eyes visit me tearfully, the pumpkin soup in the hand hands in front of me. 阿琉斯泪眼汪汪的看着我,将手中南瓜汤递到我面前。 I: „......” 我:“……” flatter colored glaze: „......” 阿琉斯:“……” I hit. 我打。 The pulling out volume paper drum quickly patted. 迅雷不及掩耳的掏出卷纸筒拍了下去。 „wū wū ~~ forgot well why ~~ forgot ~~...... flatter colored glaze...... here...... the much better person...... fearful......” “呜呜~~忘记了~~忘记了~~为什么……阿琉斯……会在这里……好多人……好可怕……” flatter colored glaze decisively squats to hold to rustling like the frightened small creature to call out in grief. 阿琉斯果断地像被惊吓的小动物一样蹲下去抱着头瑟瑟悲鸣起来。 Was sorry, flatter colored glaze, although the teacher I wants to comfort you, but under drinking that basin pumpkin soup has really surpassed my courage range and stomach bag bearing capacity. 抱歉了,阿琉斯,虽然老师我很想安慰你,但是喝下那盆南瓜汤真的已经超出了我的勇气范围和胃袋承受能力。 After several players, to the old acquaintance, that created even/including horse also the sharp aunt of roasting pig likes eating. 几个选手过后,又到了老熟人,那位创造出了连马也爱吃的烤乳猪的犀利大婶。 I said that enough, why must force the horse to eat this thing is not possible, actually did the horse make the mistake what? Was careful that I consider your oppressive horse the bastard!! 我说够了吧,为什么非要强迫马吃这东西不可,马究竟做错了什么？小心我告你虐马哦混蛋！！ Sees only her from the grill, was roasted...... on the glossy dark green roasting pig, cuts a piece by piece meat, is placed on the tray, fears the end that fears honestly honestly to two syndics in front. 只见她从烤架上,一头被烤得……油绿油绿的烤乳猪上面,割下一片片肉,摆在盘子上,诚恐诚恐的端到两位评审员面前。 Looks at one to assume the grass green barbecue piece piece by piece, the complexions of two syndic Sirs have the firing in bursts to be green. 望着一片片呈草绿色的烤肉片,两位评审员大人的脸色有点发绿。 Has not thought that...... is this syndic so is also difficult, the two leader as if exchanged such a helpless vision rapidly. 没想到……当这个评审员也会这么难啊,两个头头似乎迅速交流了这样一记无奈的目光。 However does not have the means that rare others do sincerely, the words that does not attempt, could not as if be justified. 不过没办法,难得别人诚心诚意做出来,不尝试的话,似乎太说不过去了。 Although ate one with smile on the face, but I have been able to conclude, perhaps this aunt's the dream of Cade style roasting pig, must die in the cliff. 虽然是面带微笑的吃了一口,不过我已经能断定,这位大婶的凯德式烤乳猪之梦,恐怕要就此魂断山崖了。 Also is after several players, finally to key point of competition, Ricken and Hans's front. 又是数位选手过后,终于到了比赛的关键点,里肯和汉斯的前面。 „The Akara big elder, Queen Aalto, please taste me finally the work, the life hamburger!” “阿卡拉大长老,阿尔托女王陛下,请品尝一下我的最终之作,生命大汉堡！” As if facing a sacred ceremony, Hans after the deep breath the one breath, dignified taking step by step, arrived in front of two syndics, lifts on tray slowly. 仿佛面临着一场神圣仪式般,汉斯在深呼吸了一口气之后,庄严的一步一步迈出,来到两位评审员前面,将盘子上的托盖缓缓掀开。 Hu-hu, massive boiling hot white steam spout from the cover, the blowout, driving the air to roll up and push along, turned into a white fog vortex of transpiration the surroundings. 呼哧一声,大量滚烫的白色热气从盖子里面喷出,不停的喷出,带动着空气卷动,将周围变成了一片蒸腾的白雾漩涡。 Strange, was really strange, when according to the truth, has placed in the cover some time, how can also like just lifted to steam the furnace...... not, was the ratio lifts to steam the furnace also to want the thick over a hundred times of steam, actually where to come? 奇怪,真是太奇怪了,按道理来说,已经放在盖子里一段时间,怎么还能像刚刚掀开蒸炉时一样……不,是比掀开蒸炉还要浓厚上百倍的热气,究竟是从哪里来的？ After the boiling hot steam diverges, on the tray, three luster fresh and glossy hamburger appear before everyone, carefully looks, this mulberry hamburger as if tremor contraction of keeping, just like having the beat of life heart same...... 待滚烫的热气散去以后,盘子上面,三个色泽鲜润的大汉堡出现在大家面前,仔细一看,这桑汉堡似乎在不停的颤动收缩,就宛如有着生命的跳动着的心脏一样…… ****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** The mailbox that in the top mounted post gives, small seven have sent, everyone inspects to have a look whether has the round wrong or the omission, the mailbox that 5 L and 31 L baby shoe, your two gives contains errors, the transmission failure, please inspect. 顶置贴里面给出的邮箱,小七都已经发了一遍,大家检查看看是否有发错或是遗漏,5L和31L的童鞋,你们两个给的邮箱有误,发送失败,请检查一下。 126 and yahoo mailbox, prompts 【Has handed the opposite party server】, Small seven did not determine whether has transmitted successfully, please confirm. 126和yahoo的邮箱,提示【已经递到对方服务器】,小七不确定是否已经发送成功,请确认一下。 Moreover is the 24 L baby shoe, small seven really do not know 【Also has benefits to come】 Is what mailbox is coming, looks at the clear words.( To be continued. 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