********************************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************************* „In brief, verbal statements are no guarantee, makes me look for the evidence, in the name of grandfather.” “总而言之,空口无凭,还是让我来找找证据吧,以爷爷的名义。” Pushed the bridge of the nose, I reveal the deep vision, as if welcomed finally end that exposition truth that is 1205 volumes of suspense big pieces. 推了推鼻梁,我露出深沉的目光,就仿佛终于迎来了长达一千二百零五集的悬疑大片的揭露真相的终结。 The words saying that the plot that long thriller who will look at the bastard, had forgotten that front presence character, that before set the foreshadowing for has forgotten clean, turned into the housewife piece from the thriller the bastard!! 话说剧情那么长的悬疑片谁会看呀混蛋,早就忘记前面的出场人物了吧,以前埋下的伏笔早就忘的一干二净了吧,从悬疑片变成主妇片了吧混蛋！！ It is not good, which fellow always feels and has to cover the chest to spit blood to shout that lay down can also be hit, first made a proper business. 不行,总觉得又有哪个家伙在捂着胸口吐血大喊躺着也能中枪了,还是先来做点正事吧。 Casts aside clean in the one side, I start to intrude the backstage, shuttles back and forth to do an inspection in the busy attractive female elf back and forth. 将洁露卡撇在一旁,我开始闯入后台,在忙忙碌碌的漂亮女精灵里面来回穿梭巡查。 Probably is the relations of previous crystal fragment quest, reputation not credible crown prince of my originally in the elf clan, fishes this arrogant race slightly respects finally, how regardless in to think at heart, at least on, these elves, is willing to show the respectable smile to me outwardly at present. 大概是上次水晶碎片任务的关系,我这个原本在精灵族里名声不大靠谱的亲王,总算也捞到了这个高傲种族的一点小尊重,无论在心里怎么想,至少在明面上,眼前这些精灵们,都愿意对我露出尊敬的笑容了。 I block next at will seem like am not very busy elf, talked at random a meeting with her, then enters the subject. 我随意拦下一名看起来不是十分忙的精灵,和她东拉西扯了一会,然后进入正题。 „Right, our program performances, is who arranged, light/only looks at the arrangement, thought that can be one lets the performance that the person cheered.” “对了,我们的节目表演,是谁筹备的,光是看布置,就觉得会是一场让人喝彩的表演。” „Hehe, doesn't the crown prince know?” “呵呵,亲王殿下不知道吗？” By my such a boasts, on the elegant face of elf MM is bloomed immediately the proud smile. 被我这么一夸,精灵MM的俏脸上立刻绽放出自豪笑容。 „This is the merit of clean Sir, this god birthday all programs, the script, the lyrics, are the dance, is the clean Sir handles single-handedly.” “这都是卡露洁大人的功劳,这次神诞日所有的节目,无论是剧本,歌词,还是舞蹈,都是卡露洁大人一手操办。” „, Is really fierce.” I expressed very shocking. “哦哦哦,真厉害。”我表示灰常震惊。 Wait, is clean? 等等,卡露洁？ In other words, these elves have not known, should follow to be clean in Aalto Liya, had been turned off in the cabinet by her personality extreme bad elder sister, displaced? 也就是说,这些精灵还不知道,原本应该跟在阿尔托莉雅身边的卡露洁,已经被她那性格极端恶劣的姐姐关到橱柜里面,取而代之了？ „Doesn't crown prince really know?” This female elf sees my surprised appearance, is surprised. “亲王殿下真的一点都不知道？”这名女精灵见我一脸惊讶的样子,不由也是惊讶。 „Sorry, I really not am clear, cleanly is never so expected that fierce.” My embarrassed scratching the head. “抱歉,我还真不大清楚,没想到卡露洁那么厉害。”我不好意思的挠挠头。 „That arrives is also, your highness is so busy, does not know that is also reasonable.” “那到也是,殿下那么忙碌,不知道也在情理之中。” Elf MM as if felt relaxed, then with the tone of worship, is rising very slightly the chin, said seriously. 精灵MM似乎释然了,然后用十分崇拜的语气,微微上扬着下巴,郑重说道。 „Clean Sir, in our elf, but is honored as the magnificent dance music knight.” “卡露洁大人啊,在我们精灵里面,可是被誉为华丽的舞曲骑士。” Hasn't flickered unexpectedly I?!! 竟然没有忽悠我？！！ Compares confirmation magnificent dance music knight title, what I am more surprised is that takes before me sells the moral integrity for the happy yellow piece maidservant, actually said several truth, is it possible that the judgment day can arrive? 相比确认华丽的舞曲骑士这个称号,我更惊讶的是那个以在我面前卖节操为乐的黄段子侍女,竟然一口气说了好几句真话,莫非世界末日要到了？ After farewell elf MM, I returned to side clean. 告别精灵MM后,我回到了洁露卡身边。 „Confirmation how? Tries to let the crown prince who the opposite party is pregnant with the language.” Clean unemotional came one. “确认的怎么样？试图用语言就让对方怀孕的亲王殿下。”洁露卡面无表情的来了一句。 „Let alone I stare someone to be pregnant probably, in brief was confirmed reluctantly you have not lain.” Intertwining of my face. “别说的我好像瞪谁谁怀孕,总之勉强算是确认了你没有撒谎。”我一脸的纠结。 „A moment ago but, she said that but is clean, is not you, does this give what explanation? Does the so-called magnificent dance music knight, actually refer to whom?” “但是,她刚才说的可是卡露洁,不是你,这作何解释？所谓的华丽的舞曲骑士,究竟指的是谁？” „Is clean.” The clean corners of the mouth, outlined the smile that practical joke worked together. “卡露洁。”洁露卡的嘴角,勾勒出一道恶作剧得逞的笑容。 „I go, exposition without hesitation natural disposition? Really is flickering I your bad fellow!!” I get angry immediately raise the tea table. “我去,毫不犹豫的暴露出本性了吗？果然还是在忽悠我吗你这性格恶劣的家伙！！”我顿时怒掀茶几。 „But the crown prince thinks, in fact, arranges the program now, but oneself.” “但是亲王殿下想想,事实上,现在布置节目的可是本人。” The clean present sly appearance, looks like tries to act the pure and good-hearted resident, provides is like some evil doctor of spying misleading clue. 洁露卡现在的狡猾样子,就像是试图扮演纯良的市民,提供给侦探误导线索的某邪恶博士一样。 „This arrives is also, this is also I feels the doubts place from the beginning.” After calming down, I start to ponder. “这到也是,这也是我一开始觉得疑惑的地方。”冷静下来之后,我开始沉思起来。 Right, no matter first clean which sentence is real, which sentence is false, place that but is a little only impossible to counterfeit, is these programs, indeed is she arranges. 没错,先不管洁露卡哪句是真,哪句是假,但唯有一点不可能作假的地方,就是这些节目,的确是她所布置出来。 „Actually truth what's the matter? To know the things to do after death, please look 【Beast that fool crown prince spies wants to vent a travel outside companion volume of to divulge to an outsider nine】.” “究竟真相是怎么回事呢？欲知后事,请看【笨蛋亲王侦探的兽欲发泄之旅番外篇的姐妹篇外传九】。” „Let alone probably really has this book, but also being able to discriminate makes three not have princess that fellow to hear, will otherwise really grow out of nothing!!” My without hesitation toward the clean forehead a hand blade. “别说的好像真有这本书似的,还有别让三无公主那家伙听到,不然就真的会从无到有了！！”我毫不犹豫的往洁露卡额头上来了一记手刀。 „...... The magnificent dance music knight indeed is who said is clean right, however the true secret operator is actually you, this appearance?” “难道说……华丽的舞曲骑士的确是说的卡露洁没错,但是真正的幕后操作者其实是你,这个样子？” The ponder a moment later, I said my guess. 沉思片刻之后,我说出了自己的猜测。 Clean gawked, it seems like it was guessed right by me, is not center bullseye at least is also nine points of degrees. 洁露卡愣了起来,看来是被我猜对了,不是正中红心至少也是九环的程度。 Then she made let my unexpected action, pulled out a small bottle, poured inside pill to count. 然后她做出了让我意外的举动,掏出一个小瓶,倒出里面的药丸数起来。 „What are you making?” I am curious. “你在做什么？”我好奇。 „Counts, looked that the crown prince steals food.” “数一数,看亲王殿下有没有偷吃。” „I will not eat this type of thing the bastard!” “我才不会吃这种玩意呢混蛋！” „But the crown prince intelligence quotient, exceptionally displayed completely, was not what because to steal food?” “但是亲王殿下刚才的智商,完全是异常发挥,难道不是因为偷吃了什么吗？” „That called the ultra long display, I did not think that your expired contraceptives can have the effect of improvement intelligence quotient.” “那叫超长发挥,还有我并不觉得你这些过期的避孕药能拥有提升智商的效果。” This fool maidservant, thinks that I did complain her? 这笨蛋侍女,就那么想我吐槽她么？ „In other words, I guess right Luo.” “也就是说,我猜对罗。” „Roughly is this right, but the judgment basis of my very curious your highness.” Clean visits me with a suspicious look, seemed saying, certainly is the blind cat meets the dead mouse is right. “大致上是这样没错,但是我很好奇殿下的判断依据。”洁露卡用怀疑的目光看着我,仿佛在说,一定是瞎猫遇上死老鼠对吧。 „This also has nothing difficultly, so long as thinks to know carefully, must serve Aalto Liya cleanly day in day out, is impossible to have the time to write the script to fill in the lyrics, the arrangement dances and so on, but you, in any case was also regards own nest the royal library, in the brain should have that a material, there is an enough time to toss about.” “这也没什么难的,只要仔细想想就知道,卡露洁一天到晚都要侍候阿尔托莉雅,根本不可能有时间去写剧本填歌词,编排舞蹈之类的,而你,好歹也算是将皇家图书馆当成了自己的窝,脑子里应该有那么点料,也有足够的时间去折腾。” „Really is disrespectful, I must serve Jalander Lanzhou University elder to say.” Clean seemed like some willing not to refute one. “真是失礼呢,我也要侍候雅兰德兰大长老的说。”洁露卡似乎有些不甘心的反驳了一句。 „Had not denied that in other words acknowledged?” I am shaking the head complacently. “没有否认也就是说承认了？”我得意洋洋的晃着头。 Actually the following judgment basis had not said that is the timid shy attribute of this yellow piece maidservant, is doomed she not to expose under the vision of people, will only hide in secretly, for example her intelligence head status, then exactly the same younger sister to be clean with her, brutal push onstage. 其实还有后续的判断依据没有说,那就是这黄段子侍女的胆小怕生属性,注定她不愿意暴露在众人的目光之下,只会躲在幕后,比如说她的情报头子身份,然后将和她长得一模一样的妹妹卡露洁,无情的推向前台。 Really pitiful younger sister, I , if clean, perhaps in the mother's womb, has been able help trampling side that not good elder sister several feet. 真是可怜的妹妹,我要是卡露洁,在娘胎里的时候,恐怕就已经忍不住要踹上旁边那个无良的姐姐几脚。 „On the other hand, cleanly how does savor?” “话说回来,卡露洁的品味怎么样？” I suddenly want to understand, was sisters' words, the artistic talent should be also close, although like clean, cannot soak daily in the imperial chart embassy absorbs some useful useless knowledge. 我突然想了解一下,同是姐妹的话,艺术天分应该也相近了吧,虽然不像洁露卡那样,能够天天泡在皇家图使馆里吸收一些有用无用的知识。 Is clean: „......” 卡露洁:“……” „What's wrong? An appearance of judgment day.” “怎么了？一副世界末日的样子。” „No, no, cleanly.” Obviously concealed anything, this yellow piece maidservant shakes the head, shows very subtle smile. “不,没什么,卡露洁是吧。”明显是掩饰了什么,这黄段子侍女摇摇头,露出十分微妙的笑容。 „The clean words, her taste to the art, are like the singing sound of crown prince.” “卡露洁的话,她对艺术的品味,就和亲王殿下的歌声一样。” „Is that very fierce?” I exclaimed in surprise immediately, really has his elder sister to have his younger sister. “那岂不是十分厉害？”我顿时惊叹,果然是有其姐必有其妹。 Clean: „......” 洁露卡:“……” „How to reveal a judgment day the appearance?” “怎么又露出一副世界末日的样子？” „No, no.” The clean reveal cassette the dim smile, is shaking the head again. “不,没什么。”洁露卡带着朦胧的笑容,再次摇了摇头。 „Very good, since is this, that treats as the alternate members of our orchestra temporarily cleanly.” My imposing manner full lifting up high fist. “很好,既然是这样的话,那就暂时将卡露洁当做我们乐队的候补成员。”我气势满满的高举拳头。 „Applauds.” “鼓掌鼓掌。” Clean this fellow, a sincerity does not have, has the attitude of scuffling, is applauding, then suggested. 洁露卡这家伙,一点诚意也没有的,带着敷衍了事的态度,鼓着掌,然后建议道。 „Orchestra name was called 【The three people of groups of destruction world】 What's wrong?” “乐队名字就叫【毁灭世界的三人组】如何？” „As if also the good appearance......” I feel the chin consideration. “似乎还不错的样子……”我摸着下巴考虑。 The name has the style of dark department, however inside lead singer is honored as the Savior, the so striking contrast...... has the gate, really has the gate!! 名字带着黑暗系的风格,但是里面的主唱偏偏又被誉为救世主,如此强烈的反差……有门,真的有门！！ More wants to be satisfied, my beaming with joy, happily patted the clean shoulder, your fellow, did a good deed finally. 越想越是满意,我不由的眉开眼笑,欣慰地拍了拍洁露卡的肩膀,你这家伙,总算也做了一件好事啊。 However, after this matter waits, with discussed cleanly, first completes on work to be on hand important. 不过,这件事还是等以后和卡露洁商量吧,还是先完成手头上的工作要紧。 I remember my quest suddenly, the thought of hastily releasing for flight tramples in the brain. 我突然想起自己的任务,连忙将放飞的思维一脚踹回脑子里面。 „Did not say that your here programs, what item but also lacks, what perhaps needs to coordinate?” “不说了,你们这边的节目,还缺什么道具,或许需要什么配合吗？” „Lacks acts actor one of the Duke Brute.” Clean without hesitation. “缺少扮演禽兽公爵的演员一名。”洁露卡毫不犹豫。 „Sorry! Without such actor! Also will not make you develop that program absolutely!!” Clenching jaws, if not the nearby has the person, I must punch buttocks one of the yellow piece maidservant is not possible now ruthlessly. “抱歉！没有那样的演员！也绝对不会让你们演那种节目！！”咬牙切齿,如果不是附近有人,我现在非得狠狠揍这黄段子侍女的屁股一顿不可。 „If no even, us did not need other items.” Clean quite disappointed sighing. “没有的话就算了,我们这边不需要其他道具。”洁露卡颇为失望的叹了一口气。 „Really doesn't need other?” “真的不需要其他？” „Does not need, the preparation is completely safe, said again, even if lacks anything, is not you can prepare for a short time immediately.” “不需要,准备万全,再说就算缺少什么,也不是你们一时半会能够立刻准备的。” , Specialized is really and amateur difference, I a little slightly admire looks at clean. 哦哦哦,专业的果然就是和业余的不同啊,我有点小佩服的看着洁露卡。 „I first walked, you refuel well.” “那我就先走了,你们好好加油吧。” Has a look at the time, I thought that the materials of these item demands, hands over on Lina a bit faster for wonderful. 看看时间,我觉得还是快点将这些道具需求的资料,交到琳娅手上为妙。 Well, these materials? 咦,那些资料呢？ I grasp the completely empty bosom, discovered are holding one pack of paper have vanished baseless. 我抓了抓空空如也的怀里,发现抱着的一叠纸张已经凭空消失。 „Un un, is this.” Then, hears sigh that repeatedly transmits from yellow piece maidservant there. “嗯嗯,原来是这样啊。”然后,就听到从黄段子侍女那里传来的频频感叹。 Has looked back, in this fellow hand is grasping, these baseless the item material that vanishes from own bosom, is looking with great interest. 回过头一看,这家伙手里握着的,正是那些凭空从自己怀里消失的道具资料,正在津津有味的看着。 „Although is not cruel enough to attack these people, but, light/only from these items, roughly can guess correctly their program levels.” “虽然不忍心打击这些人,不过,光从这些道具上,就大致可以猜出他们的节目水平了。” The maidservant of black belly and venomous tongue, is not forgiving like this under decides the conclusion. 腹黑兼毒舌的侍女,一点儿也不留情的这样下定结论。 „Sincerity and courage are more important.” “诚意和勇气更加重要。” Although I want to speak word of praise for these people, but thinks thinks, can only send out such a feeling weak rebuttal. 虽然我很想为那些人说一句好话,但是想了又想,还是只能发出这样一句乏力的反驳。 A point that clean said also right, these programs, light/only look at the program name, I have one type three not to have the princess the work that she just came out freshly, in that incrustation title page is printing has not been short of the book titles of ten characters, when hands me at present the feeling. 洁露卡说的一点也没错,那些节目,光是看节目名,我就有一种三无公主将她刚刚新鲜出炉的作品,那硬皮封面上印着的从来没有少过十个字的书名,递到我眼前时的感觉。 The titanium alloy dog eye was blind. 钛合金狗眼都瞎了。 „Walks.” “走吧。” „Un...... good, well? Where goes to?” “嗯……好,咦？去哪里？” Because the clean manner manner with the tone, was extremely natural, probably when the appointment place waits, slightly runs over, pulling naturally boyfriend the girl of arm is the same. 因为洁露卡的神态举止和语气,都太过理所当然了,就好像在约会地点等待的时候,小跑过来,自然而然的挽上男朋友的胳膊的女孩一样。 In the clean hand item material, shakes shaking in me at present. 洁露卡将手上的道具资料,在我眼前晃了晃。 „Do you want with me together?” I try to estimate her meaning. “你想和我一起？”我试着揣摩她的意思。 „It is not right.” Finally immediately by the clean unemotional veto. “不对。”结果立刻就被洁露卡面无表情的否决了。 „To prevent the crown prince smears on the item to make these actors lose face on the stage the glue water.” “只是为了阻止亲王殿下将胶水涂到道具上让那些演员在台上出丑罢了。” „I will not make practical joke that this child will make!!” “我才不会做这种小孩子才会去做的恶作剧！！” „In brief, cannot look helplessly the crown prince harasses these actresses.” “总而言之,不能眼睁睁看着亲王殿下去骚扰那些女演员。” „Can't, unable absolutely!” “不会不会,绝对不会！” „Wú hahahaha does haha, want this item? Very important to you, without the words of this item, your performances is unable to work, perhaps because of the performance of this failure, your artist teams must collapse to dismiss, all people want the wandering about destitute street, hehehe, was such words would have no means that so long as you are willing the little darling to listen to me, slave who was my crotch, was not cannot consider that lent you this item......” “唔哈哈哈哈哈哈,想要这件道具吗？对你们很重要吧,没有这件道具的话,你们的表演就无法进行下去,说不定因为这次失败的表演,你们的艺人团队也要崩溃解散,所有的人都要流落街头,嘿嘿嘿,是这样的话就没办法了,只要你肯乖乖听我的话,做我胯下的奴隶,也不是不能考虑把这个道具借给你……” „Which is this profiting from Duke Brute the series?” Has had innumerable experience me, deals with clean such yellow piece, has appeared calm, calm exceptionally. “这又是在借鉴禽兽公爵系列的哪一段？”有过无数次经验的我,应对起洁露卡这样的黄段子,已经显得波澜不惊,淡定异常。 „In brief, to safeguard the Dark Continent peace.” “总而言之,为了维护暗黑大陆的和平。” „Originally has my existence hindered Dark Continent to obtain the peace? Probably very fierce appearance! Although does not understand why completely the reason is but always felt oneself are fierce!!” “原来我的存在已经阻碍到了暗黑大陆获得和平吗？好像很厉害的样子！虽然完全不明白原因是为什么但总觉得自己蛮厉害的！！” Clean: „......” 洁露卡:“……” I: „......” 我:“……” „Good, I knew, as you like then and that's the end, but drops out own work like this, no matter, really doesn't have the issue?” “好吧,我知道了,随你便就是了,只不过这样抛下自己的工作不管,真的没问题吗？” Finally, this complained the war to yield to come to an end by me, was really, this fellow, was really unlovable, can't be slightly honest before me? So long as obedient saying truth —— „wants with the crown prince in together” this, how willful request, I will also nod to comply. 最后,这场吐槽战以我让步而告终,真是的,这家伙,真不可爱,就不能在我面前稍微诚实一点吗？只要乖乖的说出实话——“只是想跟亲王殿下在一起”这样,无论是多么任性的要求,我也会点头答应。 Sees me to compromise, the clean corners of the mouth, as if slightly may not observe brought back a point, very happy appearance. 见我妥协下来,洁露卡的嘴角,似乎微不可察的勾起了一点,很开心的样子。 With several elves, confessed after some words, she rubs runs. 和几个精灵,交代了一些话后,她蹭蹭的跑回来。 „Ok?” “行了？” „Ok.” “行了。” „Confessed clearly?” I a little did not feel relieved. “都交代清楚了？”我还是有点不放心。 „Relax, had told them, the crown prince orders me to go back in the name of queen now immediately, is strip naked clothes/armor, and spreads the full cream and honey on the naked body, the little darling lies down after bed superior he completed the work goes back to enjoy.” “放心吧,已经跟她们说了,亲王殿下以女王的名义命令我现在立刻回去,剥光衣服并且在赤裸的身体上涂满奶油和蜂蜜,乖乖躺在床上等他完成了工作后回去享用。” „Can feel relieved under must blame your fool!!” “能放心得下才怪呢你这笨蛋！！” clear(ly) knows that this fellow is selling her yellow piece, but I could not bear loudly complained. 明知道这家伙是在卖她的黄段子,可我还是忍不住大声的吐槽起来。 ********************************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************************* This section Ma tragedy especially, the cause is because listened to somebody's instigation, suddenly is prompted by a sudden impulse to own computer to kill the anti-virus, got down according to somebody said that reputation good small red umbrella, the result one round scanned, the virus had not discovered, the C plate also remained the 21 G space bewilderedly actually filled, was only left over more than 30 trillions!! 这章码的尤其悲剧,起因是因为听了某人的怂恿,突然心血来潮想给自己的电脑杀杀毒,下了据某人说口碑不错的小红伞,结果一轮扫描下来,病毒没发现,C盘还剩21G的空间却莫名其妙的满了,只剩下三十多兆！！ Is used for the WPS collapse of symbol, small seven think are not related, the automatic backup, opens the documents finally, restores the backup, demonstration is the additive device, but gets angry unloads the small red umbrella, cleans up the C plate, then reinstalls WPS, good was good, but the character of front code does not have the larger part( the unfortunate great good fortune to flash in symbol midway occasional inspiration, manual preserved one time), finally can only the code 4000 upload in a hurry said again...... 紧接着用来码字的WPS崩溃,小七心想没关系,还有自动备份呢,结果重新打开文档,恢复备份,显示的全是乱码,无奈之下怒卸小红伞,清理C盘,然后再重新安装WPS,好是好了,只不过前面码的字已经没了一大半(不幸中的大幸是在码字中途偶尔的灵机一闪,手动保存了一次),最后只能匆匆码出4000上传了再说…… PS: Tomorrow's 7000 make up...... 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