****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** „ahh ahh ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~” “啊啊啊啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~” Next morning, I am holding the two thick dark pouche, walks from the Valise room. 第二天一大早,我抱着两个浓浓的黑眼圈,从维拉丝房里走出来。 Outside be only three do not have princess one , others do not know that did. 外面只有三无公主一个在,其他人不知干嘛去了。 Has a look at three not to have the princess, very good, a leisurely and carefree manner of retired granny, sits in the window entrance, is enjoying warm morning sun that passes from outside, front is placing one with the type short foot table, above is set seems like very expensive fine tea set, the small hand holds the teacup that braves the steam, drinks has not forgotten to send out „~~ ~” satisfied sound. 看看三无公主,很好,一副退休老婆婆的悠闲神态,坐在窗门口,享受着从外面透进来的暖和朝阳,前面摆放着一张和式矮脚桌,上面是一整套看起来十分昂贵的精致茶具,小手捧着冒热气的茶杯,喝的时候还不忘记发出“咝咝~~~”的满足声。 Good to drink the tea god pattern. 好一个喝茶神模式。 Is going against two panda eyes, after rinses, I sit opposite of the table, lazy is having the yawn, gave itself but actually one cup of tea. 顶着两只熊猫眼,漱洗过后,我坐在桌子对面,慵懒的打着哈欠,自顾自的给自己倒了一杯茶。 Although the early sky the belly is drinking tea is not good, but this tiny tot princess's making tea craftsmanship really first-class, even if clear(ly) knows that does not want to come one cup well, in the early morning warm stomach of winter, suns, satisfied matter...... 虽说早上空着肚子喝茶不大好,不过这小不点公主的泡茶手艺实在一流,就算明知道不好也想来一杯,在冬日的清晨暖暖胃,晒晒太阳,多惬意的事情呀…… I narrow the eye, is ordinary just like the bear that soon must hibernate, the heart surges intense comfortable being stranded intent. 我眯上眼睛,宛如即将要冬眠的熊一般,心头涌起强烈的舒服的困意。 It is not right the bastard!!! 不对呀混蛋！！！ I a tea table that throws off the mind, the cup on the table, is staring opposite small jasmine layer on layer/heavily stubbornly. 我一把掀翻心灵的茶几,将杯子重重顿在桌上,死死瞪着对面的小茉莉。 , This Sir, I, no moral integrity iron turned lone traveller hero Druid Wu Fan, very early in the morning gets up, to send a punitive expedition, to the god birthday also two days of the mornings, I the incarnation had become with the fearful man of determination five masters could not prevent continually, do not think that only one cup of tea can buy over me, at least additional breakfast, even if were water boils the egg also to be good the bastard! 记起来了,本大爷,我,无节操铁拐独行侠德鲁伊吴凡,一大早起来,是为了兴师问罪来的,离神诞日还有两天的这个早晨,我已经化身成了怀着连五爷也阻挡不了的决心的可怕男人,别以为区区一杯茶就可以收买我,至少加个早餐,哪怕是一个水煮鸡蛋也好呀混蛋！ Rainy season, to the season of copulation, in remote Rogue grassland, no one knows, awakened by noise hunger hot tempered rag doll bear in the hibernation, what matter will do. 雨季过了,又到了交配的季节,在遥远的罗格草原,没有人会知道,一头在冬眠中被吵醒的饥饿暴躁的布偶熊,会干出什么样的事情。 The bastards, why I give Animal Planet dubbing in this!!! 混蛋,我在这干啥子给动物世界配音呀！！！ „Comes ~~ ~” “来来来~~~” When I fall into to own unconsciousness complained cannot extricate oneself from the resentful self-pity, three do not have the princess in the one side to exude the summoned pet breathing out hiss, saw only her to push a dish. 就在我陷入对自己的无意识自我吐槽不可自拔自怨自怜的时候,三无公主在一旁发出召唤宠物的嘘嘘声,只见她将一个碟子推了过来。 Above thought of two to peel, new hot boiling egg, then just like the young girl flesh same beautiful gloss and tender feeling, gave off intermittent attractive fragrance. 上面装着两个已经剥好了的,新鲜热乎的煮鸡蛋,那宛如少女肌肤一样的美丽光泽以及嫩感,散发出一阵阵诱人的香气。 , What really wants to come to have what,...... facing the arrival of yellow piece maidservant, to feel three of unemployment crisis did not have the princess, finally did the learned watch a person's every mood, sympathizes the master? 哦哦哦,真是想来什么就有什么,难道说……面对黄段子侍女的到来,感觉到了失业危机的三无公主,终于学会察言观色,体贴主人了？ My affected held the dish, the tears is falling. 我感动的捧着碟子,眼泪都掉下来了。 „How in the female bathhouse entrance does perform this type stupidly can simply next time the unique skill that the innermost thoughts unconsciousness lets slip?” “干脆下次就在女澡堂门口表演这种笨的能够将心里话无意识说漏出来的绝活如何？” Three do not have the princess to cast aside the look gently, the indifferent cherry lips, said such a. 三无公主轻轻撇过眼神,冷漠的樱唇,说了这么一句。 I cover the mouth hastily, is not good, the bad custom came. 我连忙捂住嘴巴,不好,坏习惯又来了。 Originally is this , because not careful said the innermost thoughts, will this fellow boiling the egg hand over? I also think that we lord from the middle, has achieved having mutual affinity, wholeheartedly the boundary of same body, was really naive. 原来是这样,是因为不小心将心里话说出来了,这家伙才会将煮鸡蛋递过来吗？我还以为我们主从之间,已经达到了心心相印,一心同体的境界,果然是太天真了。 that was moved, immediately the potential of jumping from an upper story big markdown sale gives three 50% discount. 刚才的那份感动,立刻以跳楼大甩卖之势打了一个三五折。 Ok, in any case is also a breakfast. 算了,好歹也是一份早餐。 Like this thinking, me is squeezing in an egg the mouth conveniently, chewed in gulps. 这样想着,我随手将一个鸡蛋塞入口中,大口大口嚼了起来。 Chews...... 嚼嚼嚼…… Chews...... 嚼嚼嚼嚼嚼…… „!!” “呃！！” The lightning of mind, passed over gently and swiftly from the space between eyebrows together, all movements get down in this moment delay, in the mouth of opening, grains by the clear protein of chewing, were fallen from the mouth. 一道心灵的闪电,自眉间掠过,所有的动作都在这一刻呆滞下来,张大的嘴巴里,一粒粒被嚼碎的晶莹蛋白,从嘴边滑落下来。 In the mind, heavenly music play, god dances leap, have the obtaining enlightenment immortal to harness the crane, but west, has a lotus flower to bloom from the Tianchi fog in...... 脑海之中,一曲曲仙乐演奏,一幕幕神舞跃动,有得道仙人驾鹤而西去,有朵朵莲花自天池雾里绽放…… This flavor...... this flavor...... unexpectedly is!! 这个味道……这个味道……竟然是！！ „In egg actually does not have the egg-yolk the bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!” “鸡蛋里面竟然没有蛋黄呀混蛋！！！！！！！！！！！！” In Horoscope of a foot tramples mind flies, I pound the table, send out the judgment day manifesto Shout. 一脚将脑海之中的天宫图踹飞,我拍案而起,发出世界末日的宣言呐喊。 Without the egg of egg-yolk, like has not put the natto of scallion! Is spurious...... not, was unable to call it food, is the toxicant of soul! Practical joke of devil!! 没有蛋黄的鸡蛋,就像没有放葱的纳豆！是伪劣……不,已经根本不能称之为食物了,是灵魂的毒药！魔鬼的恶作剧！！ „This outcome what's the matter?” “这究竟是怎么回事？” Another egg switchroom , inside is also spatial. 将另外一个鸡蛋扳开,果然,里面也是空的。 „Normal.” “正常。” Three no princesses' brilliant yellow eye pupils flashed, pushed the bridge of the nose, revealed „arrives at the teacher led everyone to know the new world the time” look. 三无公主的亮黄眼眸一闪,推了推鼻梁,露出“又到了老师带大家认识新世界的时候了”的眼神。 And stretches out the powder tongue, will stick near the corners of the mouth wipes the egg-yolk to lick. 并伸出粉舌,将粘在嘴角边的一抹蛋黄吧嗒吧嗒舔掉。 „Young jasmine teacher, I as if saw the trail of criminal a moment ago.” I raise hand. “小茉莉老师,我刚才似乎看到犯人的踪迹了。”我举手。 „Washington, be not confused by the representation, this world simplicity that is far from you imagining, these can detect with the naked eye crime trace that is Moriarty remains to mislead our forged evidences intentionally.” “华生,别被表象所迷惑,这个世界远没有你想象的那么简单,那些能够用肉眼察觉到的犯罪痕迹,都是莫里亚蒂故意留下来误导我们的伪证。” The small jasmine scratches the corners of the mouth, confirmed after has not left what trace, immediately reveals the incomparably calm vision. 小茉莉擦擦嘴角,确认没有留下什么痕迹以后,立刻露出无比冷静的目光。 „My old companion, is actually the criminal who?” “我的老伙计,那犯人究竟是谁呢？” I have tears streaming down the face immediately, why oneself were all right must these three without the maidservant say that what detective story, clear(ly) knows, when she exhibited a lonely appearance intentionally, whom ten had 8~9 to direct swallows the bait. 我顿时泪流满面,自己没事干嘛要给这三无侍女说什么侦探小说,明知道当她故意摆出一副寂寞的样子的时候,十有八九就是为了引谁上钩。 „Listened, in this world, most simple yet effective deceitful trick, you said that was what?” “听好了,这个世界上,最简单有效的骗术,你说是什么？” „Also please the young jasmine teacher direct.” My modest lowering the head. “还请小茉莉老师指点。”我虚心的低下头。 „That is, very simple matter, will fudge slightly, the thought of person finding the clue, courses complex, even is endless loop.” “那就是,将本来很简单的事情,稍动手脚,将追寻线索的人的思维,引向复杂,甚至是死循环的境地。” „Reasonable.” “有道理。” I am pondering over these words, suddenly thought that small jasmine speaking of heart, oneself are not many times such flickered? 我琢磨着这句话,突然觉得小茉莉说到心坎上了,自己不就是很多次被这样忽悠的吗？ „Actually is the criminal who?” “那犯人究竟是谁？” In a flash, my look is dignified, perhaps, possibly, the general idea, the small jasmine licked the lip nearby egg-yolk a moment ago the movement, is really the criminal remains to mislead own trace also perhaps. 一瞬间,我的神色凝重起来,或许,可能,大概,刚才小茉莉舔掉嘴唇边上的蛋黄的动作,真的是犯人留下来误导自己的痕迹也说不定。 „You think that in the egg does not have the egg-yolk, what is the simplest issue?” The small jasmine starts to teach with skill and patience. “你认为鸡蛋里没有蛋黄,最简单的问题是什么？”小茉莉开始循循善诱。 „Was taken to eat.” “被人取出来吃掉了。” I do not have to reply slightly hesitant, the finger also took advantage of opportunity to aim at the opposite party. 我没有丝毫犹豫的回答着,手指也顺势指向了对方。 „Said so many, you had not found the issue the essence.” “说了那么多,你还是没有找到问题的本质。” Small jasmine misty sips tea, looks to out of the window, a expert lonely appearance. 小茉莉漠漠的啜一口茶,望向窗外,一副高手寂寞的样子。 „You said that actually the essence is what?” “那你说本质究竟是什么？” „Certain......” “一定……” From the small jasmine, lends serious aura suddenly. 从小茉莉身上,突然散发出一股严肃的气息。 „Certainly?” I swallowed saliva difficultly, as if faces a final answer of shocking plot to make known. “一定？”我艰难的咽了一口口水,就仿佛面对着一场惊世阴谋的最终答案揭晓。 „Certainly is the chicken mother lives the egg the time, forgot the fresh egg-yolk.” Said fast, the opposite party gave himself unhurriedly again but actually one cup of tea. “一定是鸡妈妈生鸡蛋的时候,忘记生蛋黄了。”飞快的说完,对方不慌不忙的给自己重新倒了一杯茶。 „You have a child, will forget to live the bastard the brain together!!” “你生孩子的时候,会把脑子忘记一起生出来吗混蛋！！” The mouth spits the roaring flame, I roared a foot to break Empire State Building even/including Genchuai layer on layer/heavily. 口吐烈焰,我咆哮着一脚重重将帝国大厦连根踹断。 „With the child of fool master, brain anything, does not hold the hope.” “和笨蛋主人的孩子,脑子什么的,已经不抱有希望了。” Three no princesses' drinking tea sounds get up. 咝咝咝,三无公主的喝茶声响起。 „Then let alone the brutal words...... at least give our child confidence, isn't this good?” I have tears streaming down the face. “别说那么残酷的话……至少给我们的孩子一丝信心,这样不好吗？”我泪流满面。 „I am do not have a ray of hope to the fool master.” “我是对笨蛋主人不抱一丝希望。” „No!!!” Face upwarding roaring, is our intelligence quotient really so low? Low Princess even/including and high intelligence quotient child three no were the children, pushed down the average levels?! “不！！！”一声仰天的咆哮,难道说咱的智商真那么低？低的连和高智商儿童三无公主的孩子,都被拉低了平均水平？！ „Relieved.” Three pat the shoulder to comfort me without the princess. “安心吧。”三无公主拍着肩膀安慰我。 „Has me, how to say again, the child also compared with the useless father, can certainly live intelligently well.” “有我在,再怎么说,孩子也会比没有用的爸爸聪明一点,一定能好好生活下去的。” „, Is this, reasonable.” “哦哦哦,原来是这样,有道理。” Gratified at the same time, I suddenly felt inexplicable sorrowful, is actually why? 欣慰的同时,我突然感到了一股莫名悲哀,究竟是为什么呢？ Always felt like forgot any important matter. 总感觉好像忘记了什么重要的事情。 Only is left over the protein the egg to eat two, after the brain obtained the full protein supplement, I pound the table again. 将两个只剩下蛋白的鸡蛋吃下去,大脑得到了充分的蛋白质补充以后,我再次拍案而起。 I!! 我记起来了！！ Why in forgotten matter —— egg does not have the egg-yolk! 被遗忘的事情——为什么鸡蛋里面没有蛋黄！ No, wait/etc, why should be —— I can early morning eye hang the two dark pouche to be right!!! 不,等等,应该是——为什么我会一大早眼睛就挂着两个黑眼圈才对！！！ Then, because of yesterday evening, this pornographic princess had not told me that a few words, finally burns out irresponsibly, reason that runs away speedily!! 说起来,还不是因为昨天晚上,这色情公主跟我说了那一句话,结果又不负责任熄火,一溜烟跑掉的缘故！！ Finally, invites trouble, can only in Valise, Sarah, in the Lina room transfer, just dawn went off until the day, the dark pouche comes. 结果,惹火上身的自己,只能在维拉丝,莎拉,琳娅的房间里转了一圈,直到天刚蒙蒙亮才睡去,黑眼圈就是这么来的。 Luckily Druid vitality is good, speaking of the words in that aspect, the girls who must satisfy family/home, but has more than enough to spare, uh-huh. 幸亏德鲁伊的体力好,说到那方面的话,要满足家里的女孩们,可是绰绰有余,嗯哼。 „Death FLAG.” Three put down the teacup without the princess, is pointing to me. “死亡FLAG。”三无公主放下茶杯,直指着我。 „Do not peep casually others' thoughts.” “别随便偷窥别人的心思。” After the confirmation has not said inadvertently, I dropped a hand blade in her forehead. 确认没有说漏嘴以后,我在她额头落下了一记手刀。 „Wanted also to ride the present happily, according to my divination, one month of fool master must press out to do by the woman.” “要得意也就乘着现在了,根据我的占卜,不出一个月笨蛋主人就要被女人榨干。” Is holding the red forehead, this small princess person occasionally same attractive eyes, glittering, are staring me. 抱着通红额头,这小公主人偶一样的漂亮眼睛,闪烁着,直瞪着我。 „Moreover peeps is so concrete!!” “而且还偷窥的那么具体！！” Also is a hand blade, falls to the steamed stuffed bun hat of her no protection on, although soft cap absorbed many strength however me also to aggravate the strength appropriately, made this pornographic little princess hug to have a headache about last a while after all. 又是一记手刀,落到她那毫无防备的包子帽上,虽然软软的帽子吸收了不少力量但是我也适当加重了力道,总归还是让这色情小公主抱头疼上一会儿。 Snort, is really the third-class divination, even if most demands excessive Elder Sister Sharna, still gave up any idea of that presses out to do me, the 1 VS 1 words, I am unmatched in the world. 哼,真是三流的占卜,就算是最索求无度的莎尔娜姐姐,也休想将我榨干,1VS1的话,我已经是天下无敌了。 Self-satisfied chin one supine, in three cursed in the vision without the princess maliciously, drilled into the kitchen, turned to look. 得意的将下巴一仰,在三无公主不怀好意的诅咒目光中,钻入厨房,翻找起来。 two does not have the egg of egg-yolk, could not satisfy my appetite. 两个没有蛋黄的鸡蛋,根本满足不了我的胃口。 Before long, the mouth holds in the mouth soy-sauce cooked pork, in the hand is holding large bowl meat sauce noodles, brings the full spoils of war, my happy sat in the position. 不一会儿,嘴里叼着一片酱肉,手上抱着一大碗肉酱面条,带着满满的战利品,我高兴的重新坐在刚才的位置上。 „Said, you and clean now how?” At the same time the sorption noodles of snoring snoring, my unclear asking. “说起来,你和洁露卡现在怎么样了？”一边呼噜呼噜的吸着面条,我含糊不清的问道。 „Victory and defeat has not divided.” “胜负未分。” Speaking of own new opponent, the eye of small jasmine, sank slightly. 提起自己的新对手,小茉莉的眼睛,微微一沉。 „Increased young jasmine your highness of two enemies, what has to forecast to the future?” “请问一口气新增了两名敌人的小茉莉殿下,对未来有什么展望？” Really is straightforward, yesterday had flatter colored glaze and clean this two could implement the lifetime natural enemy. 还真是豪爽呀,昨天一口气就结下了阿琉斯和洁露卡这两个可能要贯彻一生的天敌。 Even if in daily chased down protagonist from the oppressive novel, cannot send out such taunt. 就算是自虐小说里天天被追杀的主角,也发不出这样的嘲讽。 „It‘s nothing.” “没什么。” First one casts aside, the small jasmine is drinking tea, an accomplishing a task with ease appearance. 将头一撇,小茉莉喝着茶,一副游刃有余的样子。 „You did not fear that their two does collaborate to cope with you?” I am interesting, eye of band of light the color of ridiculing. “你就不怕她们两个联手起来对付你？”我饶有兴趣,目光带着揶揄之色。 „Indeed, if collaborates is very thorny, but will not do that.” Unusual affirmation that she replied. “的确,如果联手的话会很棘手,但是不会这么做。”她回答的非常肯定。 „Why?” “为什么？” „The self-respect of young girl does not permit.” “少女的自尊心不允许。” „I believe, before discussing the self-respect of young girl, your three should first care about the ashamed heart of young girl is quite good.” “我个人认为,在讨论少女的自尊心之前,你们三个应该先顾及一下少女的羞耻心比较好。” I pledged, this is for a lifetime sincerest suggestion. 我发誓,这是自己一辈子最诚恳的建议。 „That type of thing, no matter.” “那种东西,无所谓。” I: „......” 我:“……” „Good, trades an issue.” Because really does not know how should complain, I can only shift the topic. “好吧,换个问题。”因为实在不知道该怎么吐槽,我只能转移话题。 „You thought that flatter colored glaze and clean, which threat is quite big.” “你觉得阿琉斯和洁露卡,哪个威胁比较大一点。” I know, my present expression, looks certainly like the no moral integrity reporter in gossip publication. 我知道,我现在的表情,一定非常像八卦报刊里的无节操记者。 „Clean.” “洁露卡。” , Three gave my answer without the princess without hesitation. 毫不犹豫的,三无公主给出了我答案。 „, Why?” Hears the material, I came the interest immediately. “哦哦哦,为什么呢？”听到猛料,我顿时来了兴致。 „Abandoned woman the fellow of ashamed heart, is very fearful.” “抛弃了女人的羞耻心的家伙,很可怕。” „You are also very fearful!!!” “你也很可怕呀！！！” Even the memory of brain only then a pig that degree, I will not forget, in most recent several seconds, said actually the ashamed heart that type of thing of young girl does have the fellow who does not matter is. 就算大脑的记忆体只有一头猪那种程度,我也不会忘记,就在前几秒钟,说少女的羞耻心那种东西有没有都无所谓的家伙究竟是谁。 However, can in last night short side, realize that clean no moral integrity essence, this tiny tot princess's power of observation indeed is out of the ordinary. 不过,能在昨晚短短的一面之间,就认识到了洁露卡的无节操本质,这小不点公主的观察力的确是非同凡响。 „Why you will think that flatter colored glaze is easier to cope?” The eye rolls one revolution, I also asked. “为什么你会觉得阿琉斯更容易对付呢？”眼睛骨碌一转,我又问道。 „~~ ~” “哈~~~” Swallows three of hot tea not to have the princess, sighed the sound to aspirate, as if thought that I asked a very bored question. 咽下一口热茶的三无公主,叹声吐气,似乎觉得我问了一个非常无聊的问题。 „I must acknowledge, the fellow from some degree, indeed is an opponent, at least dares to write that type of thing, that courage and determination, have become the powerful enemy sufficiently.” “我得承认,那家伙从某种程度而言,的确是个对手,至少敢写出那种东西,那份勇气和决心,就已经足以成为强敌了。” „Un un.” “嗯嗯。” I nod unceasingly, indeed, the flatter colored glaze spoiled attribute, regarding Dark Continent, is a powerful blow. 我不断点头,的确,阿琉斯的腐属性,对于暗黑大陆来说,是一种强大冲击。 „Aspect that but, as bringing to compete with me, as the comparison of author, she is completely not good.” “不过,作为拿来和我一争高下的方面,身为作者的比较,她却完全不行。” „, The disparity is indeed obvious.” I have to approve three no princesses' words. “的确,差距明显。”我不得不认同三无公主的话。 „Just wants to depend upon the quantity to defeat the quality, thought that, I wrote so many, so long as the people looked, is stronger than the opposite party ten people, so long as I have one to understand that my reader was good, with fellow who this idea consoles oneself, but is a pitiful creature.” “只不过是想依靠数量战胜质量,心想,啊,我写了那么多,只要有一个人看,就比对方十个人还要强,我只要有一个能理解自己的读者就好了,用这种想法自我安慰的家伙,只不过是可怜虫而已。” I: „......” 我:“……” Is the misconception? This type intense, saw that somebody puts out suddenly a blood pours on the keyboard regards the feeling...... 是错觉吗？这种强烈的,看到某人突然吐出一口血倒在键盘上的既视感…… „Self- ideological subject is very no doubt important, but if not cater to the taste of reader, at best is also this/Ben writes to the book that oneself read, did not understand that makes taste that the customer likes, do not demand the guest to visit, including between insisting own thought and caters to the tastes of reader to achieve balanced, this minor matter cannot achieve, will only write the jerky story that oneself can understand constantly, then demands others to understand, under attracting the favor of reader, the start of being deliberately bad sold the moral integrity in the book, this person was just the trivial third-class author.” “自我的思想主题固然很重要,但如果不会迎合读者的口味,充其量也不过是一本自己写给自己看的书罢了,不懂得做出顾客喜欢的口味,就别强求客人光临,连在坚持自己的思想和迎合读者的口味之间做到平衡,这种小事都做不到,只会一味写自己才能看懂的生涩故事,然后强求别人理解,在吸引不了读者的青睐之下,自暴自弃的开始在书里卖起了节操,这种人只不过是区区的三流作者而已。” Oh oh oh oh oh, do not say again, the small jasmine, asking you to leave said again, why although did not know, but felt that the blood has dyed completely the monitor, said again words world that must destroy!! 噢噢噢噢噢,别再说了,小茉莉,求求你别再说了,虽然不知道为什么,但是感觉血已经染满了显示器,再说下去的话这个世界就要毁灭了！！ I cover three no princesses' mouths hastily, at crucial moments, prevented the world destruction finally in not however. 我连忙捂住三无公主的嘴巴,在关键时刻,终于阻止了世界毁灭于未然。 „Very early in the morning is making what foolish matter, your two.” “一大早就在做什么傻事,你们两个。” The gate of guest room was shoved open at this time, inside goes out of clean, is gazing at our two with the pitiful vision. 客房的门在这个时候被推开,里面走出洁露卡,用可怜的目光注视着我们两个。 „Before pitying others, I thought that you should carefully examine well.” I returned stared one. “在怜悯别人之前,我觉得你应该好好审视一下自我。”我回瞪了一眼。 „Regarding one compared with the personal maidservant who the master must get out of bed late, do you have no words to say?” “对于一个比主人还要晚起床的贴身侍女,难道你就没什么话好说吗？” „That is because accompanied the queen to struggle together for ten days and ten nights.” Clean extended one to stretch. “那是因为陪女王陛下一起奋斗了十天十夜。”洁露卡伸了一个懒腰。 „I to cannot look.” “我到是一点儿看不出来。” Maidservant who had not slept for ten days and ten nights, but can also sell so sharply, in does this world that the moral integrity sells really have no thing to prevent her to sell the moral integrity? 一个十天十夜没有睡觉的侍女,还能卖节操卖的如此犀利,这个世上真的已经没有任何东西能够阻止她卖节操了吗？ „One of maidservant rules, cannot reveal the weary appearance before the master absolutely.” “侍女的守则之一,绝对不能在主人面前露出疲倦的样子。” „You to are very good exposed the bastard before me!!” I turn the tea table of mind layer on layer/heavily. “你到是很好的在我面前暴露出来了呀混蛋！！”我将心灵的茶几重重一翻。 „Actually...... you look, that the real reason has been waiting for the crown prince night assault.” “其实……你看,那个,真正的原因是一直在等亲王殿下夜袭。” „Now changed a statement is too late, moreover is late in the morning a night assault wool!!” “现在改口已经太迟了,而且已经是日上三竿了夜袭个毛呀！！” „Crown prince, has words......” “亲王殿下,有句话……” „You first waited for me to say.” “你先等我说完。” „But......” “但是……” „This is master's order.” “这是主人的命令。” „Good.” Clean compromised rarely one time. “好吧。”洁露卡难得妥协了一次。 I also preached ruthlessly this yellow piece maidservant, licking of having not given full expression the dry lip. 我又是狠狠说教了这黄段子侍女一通,意犹未尽的舔舔干燥嘴唇。 „You just want to say anything, said.” “你刚刚想说什么,说吧。” „Jasmine Miss soon felt stifled by the crown prince.” “茉里莎小姐快要被亲王殿下憋死了。” Clean sleek/moist moistening the throat, put on airs, seems waiting for what general, finally hauled toward my arms one finger/refers. 洁露卡润了润喉咙,装腔作势的,似乎在等待着什么一般,最后才拖拖拉拉的往我怀里一指。 The subconsciousness lowers the head looks , oneself are not maintaining movement that mouth that covers the small jasmine, because this tiny tot princess was too petite, therefore big palm her nose also covered half, at this time, the suppressed cheek was red, eye turning circle circle. 下意识低头一看,可不,自己还保持着捂住小茉莉的嘴巴的动作,因为这小不点公主太娇小了,所以大掌连带她的鼻子也捂了一半,这时候,已经憋的脸蛋通红,眼睛转起了圈圈。 „I go, you said actually a bit faster.” “我去,你倒是快点说呀。” „Isn't the crown prince you orders me do not speak?” “不是亲王殿下你命令我不要说话吗？” „You......” “你……” The words have not said, I welcomed the turning around flash princess of small jasmine to kick. 话还未说完,我就迎来了小茉莉的转身闪光公主踢。 „Wait, the small jasmine, listening to me to explain, this has the reason oh oh oh oh oh oh —— ——!!!!” “等等,小茉莉,听我解释,这是有原因的噢噢噢噢噢噢————！！！！” Resounds through the Rogue grassland sky along with a startled day pitiful yell, the iron turns lone traveller hero Druid Wu Fan, official birth. 伴随着一声惊天惨叫响彻罗格草原的上空,铁拐独行侠德鲁伊吴凡,正式诞生。 ****************************************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************** Tomorrow must go to work, National Day seven days of false...... wū wū ~~ ~ probably also has many games, guard of FD that dawn the appearance that many novels, many animations have not made up, will most anticipate, will also lie down in the hard disk has not installed...... 明天就要上班了,国庆七天假……呜呜~~~好像还有很多游戏,很多小说,很多动画没有补完的样子,最期待的晓之护卫FD,还躺在硬盘里没有安装…… National Day passed, one crowd will start to clean up the deep sea mud beast tomorrow, this was informs finally.( To be continued, how such as wants to know things to do after death, to land www.qidian.com, chapter are more, supports author, supports genuine reading!) 国庆过去了,一群明天开始清理深海烂泥兽,这是最后的通知了哦。(未完待续,如欲知后事如何,请登陆www.qidian.com,章节更多,支持作者,支持正版阅读！)