ROD :: Volume #11

#1080: sparks/Mars hits Earth- three no Princess VS flatter colored glaze


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******************************************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************************************* Then, Akara teaches my comforting popular sentiment quest, now also calculates that completed. 说起来,阿卡拉教给我的安抚民心任务,现在也算完成了吧。 Although does not have the system prompt not to have the experience money reward, but, so long as sees on the street everyone serene devout smile, if also some people thought that these fellows are the wrong path lambs that waits for him to save, I believe, should save, is his brain is right. 虽然没有系统提示也没有经验金钱奖励,但是,只要看到街上人人一副安详虔诚的笑容,若还有人觉得这些家伙是等待他去拯救的迷途羔羊,那我个人认为,应该拯救的,是他的脑子才对。 Such thinks, I somewhat am immediately confused. 这样一想,我顿时有些迷茫。 Now, why ok? 现在,干什么好呢? Goes to the new area, for words that Lina and Lehne run about, can see beautiful form that the wife and younger sister who own treasure try hard. 去新区,替琳娅和莱娜跑跑腿的话,可以看到自己宝贝的妻子和妹妹努力的美丽身影。 Looks for Sarah, practices the sword technique with her, the middle can pat her small hand, enjoys her to let the person whole body numb Angel smile, as well as that big elder brother Sweet cries out greasily. 去找莎拉,和她一起练习剑术,中间可以摸摸她的小手,享受她那让人全身酥麻的天使笑容,以及那一声【大哥哥】的甜腻叫唤。 Looks for Valise, goes to the west district market with her, buys to do grocery shopping, buys cotton material anything, then gathered round by big group of aunt aunts praises two couple real love, really happy anything, then...... then originally because of yesterday's matter, but is shy to extreme Valise, a flat-bottomed pan racket departs the camp. 或者去找维拉丝,和她一起去西区市场,买买菜,买买布料什么的,然后被一大堆阿姨大婶们围着夸赞两夫妻真恩爱,真幸福什么的,然后……然后被本来就因为昨天的事情,而害羞到极点的维拉丝,一平底锅拍飞出营地。 Always felt that this branch, seems like that is gentle gentle happy GD, murderous aura actually hidden, cannot say is BD, but CE not necessarily is also good, made the brain of Valise cool to say again. 总感觉这条支线,看似是温柔平和幸福美满的GD,实则暗藏杀气,不能说是BD,但CE也并不一定都是好的,还是让维拉丝的大脑冷却一下再说吧。 Then, accompanies three not to have princess that little fellow, writes together, gives her Duke Brute the series to suggest anything, with us in the thing that in the original world network information explosion learns, I want to be able to add on 1 busily. 然后,还有陪三无公主那小家伙,一起写作,给她的禽兽公爵系列一些建议什么的,凭着咱在原来世界网络信息爆炸中所学到的东西,我想还是能帮得上一点忙的。 In has known three no Princess Brute Duke series protagonist Duke Brute who , takes itself as the prototype, in the foundation of this point, does this matter, like teaching how simply others must be able to grasp the best angle, opens the mouth to be the same toward own moral integrity bottle. 在已经知道三无公主的禽兽公爵系列的主角禽兽公爵,就是以自己为原型,这一点的基础上,去做这种事情,简直就像在教导别人要怎么样才能把握住最佳的角度,往自己的节操瓶上开个口子一样。 The small fox that side...... considers as finished, she is going on patrol in the new area, walks with the elegant fox of this peony in the same place, even if the envying envy that is used to the camp to blush to turn purple to become dark numerously has usually hated the vision, should still feel that a pressure strength mountain is big. 小狐狸那边……还是算了,她在新区巡逻着,跟这只国色天香的俏狐狸走在一块,就算平时已经习惯了营地众多发红发紫发黑的羡慕嫉妒恨目光,也还是会感到一阵压力山大。 Perhaps some midway people will also jump, relates with bitterness I to hold the crime of harem greatly, performance Hero rescues beautiful such acrobatics, we attract the troublesome physique, is not the lid, the under foot entire group jeered aura. 说不定中途还会有人跳出来,痛诉我大开后宫的罪行,上演英雄救美那样的把戏,咱吸引麻烦的体质,可不是盖的,脚下整一个群嘲光环 Is the founder and colonel two party, is rare they to come back, couple of days ago met, actually suffered not being able to expose own status, now should ask them gathering, has a look not to see some time, what new taste this two fellow invented, the eternal big universe Milky Way hamburger and gold divided to explode the chicken leg the showdown, will also continue? 哦哦,还有就是教主和上校两个小队,难得他们回来,前两天见面,却苦于无法暴露自己的身份,现在是不是应该找他们聚一聚,看看一段时间没见,这两个家伙又发明了什么新口味,永恒的大宇宙银河汉堡与黄金分割炸鸡腿的对决,还会延续下去吗? Then, flatter colored glaze that tiny tot, but also on acting road the role of observational study meeting? How many days are god birth heavens, are first with her discussed the program that must play when the time comes is quite good? 说起来,阿琉斯那小不点,还在扮演路上观察研究会的角色吗?还有几天就是神诞日了,是不是先和她商量一下到时候要演奏的曲目比较好? Thinks of here, I have the idea. 想到这里,我心里已经有了主意。 I: „......” 我:“……” On the other hand, from started a moment ago, I a little care, as if always has some stock bright line of sight to stare not, is my misconception? 话说回来,从刚才开始,我就有点在意,身后似乎总是有某股莫明的视线盯着,是我的错觉吗? It is not my self-sensation is good, but is that vision, was too naked, does not seem like passes through from oneself occasionally, and under presents including the concealing meaning, not follows the technique content in inside, to rampantly is rather more appropriate. 不是我自我感觉良好,而是那道目光,实在太赤裸裸了,根本就不像是偶尔从自己身上经过,且连一点掩饰的意思都欠奉,与其说是毫无尾行技术含量在里面,到不如说嚣张更加恰当。 Actually is who? Aura such hiding, is unobservable, also to have the rampant incomparable attitude, this contradictory two unify...... 究竟是谁?气息如此的隐蔽,难以察觉,同时又具备嚣张无比的态度,这矛盾的二者结合…… My eyebrow is entangled together, in the mind has delimited the one after another form, finally frames on a person. 我的眉毛纠结在一起,脑海里划过一个个身影,最终定格在一个人身上。 The aura is covert, perhaps is because has the feeling extremely weak relations, moreover is very simultaneously rampant, form that the words of such supposition, in the mind appear...... besides my personal maidservant, in this world, I really cannot discover the second person. 气息隐蔽,或许是因为存在感极度薄弱的关系,而且同时又很嚣张,这样假设的话,脑海里浮现出的身影……除了我那贴身侍女以外,这个世上,我实在找不出第二人。 Confirmed the after status of opposite party, I turned curved, entered in the lane. 确认对方的身份以后,我拐了一个弯,进入了巷子里。 As expected, vision also with. 不出所料,身后的目光也跟了上来。 Steps out, the corner, slam on the brakes!! 加快脚步,拐弯,急刹车!! A series of movements complete, my calm turning around, shows the smile of waiting for gains without pains. 一系列动作做完,我气定神闲的转过身,露出守株待兔的笑容。 As expected, in two seconds, the white form that the acceleration runs together, with turning around this curved, straight towards station(ed) hit in me of corner mouth, bumps one, hit to fill with. 不出所料,没过两秒,一道加速跑起来的白色身影,跟着拐过了这个弯,直直朝站在拐弯口的我撞了过来,碰一声,撞了个满怀。 Petite form that puts out a hand to fly upside down, holds in the arms, I reveal the faint smile the expression, is sizing up unemotionally, but small mouth slightly, can see a little surprised meaning in inside three do not have the princess. 伸手将倒飞出去的娇小身影,一把搂住,我露出似笑非笑的表情,打量着面无表情,但是小嘴微张,能看出有点惊讶意思在里面的三无公主。 Small jasmine, your master I, just caught a mousie that tags along after the track, you said how should process?” “小茉莉,你的主人我呀,刚刚逮到了一只尾随跟踪的小老鼠,你说该怎么处理呢?” „The front 100 meters turn left straight lines pass through three main road 12.68 kilometers the west gate to walk 5.6 kilometers to bypass three woods to see a river again on the way.” “前面一百米左转直线穿过三条大路十二点六八公里出西门再走五点六公里途中绕过三片树林会看到一条河。” Occasionally equally is beautiful the indifferent face, probably untender machine, clear and desolate puts out a series of dazzling numbers. 如同人偶一样美丽漠然的面庞,像是毫无感情的机器般,清脆而冷淡的吐出一连串让人眼花缭乱的数字。 Then?” I a little cannot feel the head. “然后呢?”我有点摸不着脑袋。 Together the stone of over ten jin (0.5 kg) weight will tie up on the head, then ties their hands behind the back both hands both feet, jumps.” “将一块十斤以上重量的石头绑在脑袋上,接着反绑双手双脚,一口气跳下去。” I: „......” 我:“……” Why was I held others' crime whereabouts obviously, actually must run to leap into a river, to encroach upon the state secret?! 为什么明明是我抓住了别人的犯罪行踪,却要跑去投河自杀,难道说又侵犯了国家机密?! Bickers I unable to fight you, therefore enters the subject, said why can follow I?” “斗嘴我是斗不过你,所以还是进入正题吧,说,为什么要跟着我?” About by gaining the theoretical characteristics and effect on the nature of its physiological structure behavior thought and has the significance as well as social interpersonal values abnormal degree and other through the observation and speculation male unusual member life body behavior useful information the research subjects of topic research abbreviation about abnormal master.” “关于通过观察和推测雄性异常分子生命体的行为活动以获取其生理结构行为思想的理论特征以及对自然界的影响和存在意义以及社会人际价值观变态程度等方面的有用情报的课题研究简称关于变态主人的研究课题。” You also really can say is so long.” “你还真能一口气说那么长呀。” First puts down many to complain, I expressed surprisedly to this little princess's vital capacity, the indifferent intonation one breath that even if adventurer, wants to fluctuate with no sentiment spoke these words fluently, still a little difficulty, this called not to call already, amazed the world with a single brilliant feat? 先放下诸多吐槽点,我对这小公主的肺活量表示了惊奇,就算是冒险者,想用毫无感情起伏的冷漠声调一口气流利的说完这段话,也有点难度吧,这是否就叫不鸣则已,一鸣惊人? Then...... 然后…… „The abbreviation of your topic is the deflation too many . Moreover the off-range direction was called completely would rather is with emphasis the front these words is rubbish your tiny tot princess to turn round to wipe the impact angle to scold me is the abnormal master is this right the bastard!!” “你这个课题的简称是不是缩减的太多了而且完全偏离方向了倒不如简称才是重点前面那些话全都是废话你这小不点公主就是想拐着弯抹着角骂我是变态主人是这样吧没错吧混蛋!!” With that pair of light yellow eye pupil, looked at each other for a long time, the master of eye pupil, opens the mouth slowly, spoke a few words. 和那双亮黄色的眼瞳,对视了许久,眼瞳的主人,才缓缓开口,说了一句话。 Topic anything, is cracks a joke, the master does not need to care.” “课题什么的,都是开玩笑的,主人不必放在心上。” Because understood that your such expression your such character, will fiddle with these strange research subjects, seems like does not seem like cracking a joke!!” I get angry raise the tea table. “就因为了解你这样的表情你这样的性格,会去捣鼓那些奇怪的研究课题,看起来才一点都不像是在开玩笑呀!!”我怒掀茶桌。 Without that matter, regardless of the master the anomaly to what degree, will have given the respect as me of maidservant.” “没有那回事,无论主人已经变态到什么程度,作为侍女的我也会给予充分的尊重。” This also called the respect words, did that Hell spawn invasion, become safeguarded the world peace?!” I felt that own sound quick hoarse , because today's complaining weight/quantity were too many? “这也叫尊重的话,那地狱一族入侵,岂不是成了维护世界和平?!”我感觉到自己的声音都快嘶哑了,是因为今天的吐槽分量太多了吗? Has not thought that...... by the intelligence quotient of master, looked unexpectedly!” Three without the princess the expression that uses one three not to have, Shock Said. “没想到……以主人的智商,竟然看出来了!”三无公主用着一副三无的表情,【震惊】道。 Finally also is really this, that was really also sorry, Sir Three Prime Evils, I have misunderstood you before, the original five masters and Grandma Akara are the secret murderers who attempt to undermine the human peace!!” “结果还真是这样呀,那还真是抱歉了,三魔神大人,我以前一直误会你们了,原来五爷和阿卡拉奶奶才是妄图破坏人类和平的幕后凶手!!” After throwing off 99 mind tea tables continuously, my face Fierce Stares three not to have the princess. 连续掀翻了九十九张心灵茶桌以后,我一脸【狰狞】的瞪着三无公主。 Jie Jie Jie Jie, your little princess, known were too many.” “桀桀桀桀,你这小公主,知道的太多了。” Then, awakens in this little princess, before having no more to do with the running person, held her softly whistling the steamed stuffed bun hat, in the above devastation, is then pinching her cheek, is thousand finger citrons who will greet the small spirit to cause rubs to pinch. 然后,在这小公主醒悟过来,拔腿跑人以前,就抓住了她那软呼呼的包子帽,在上面一阵蹂躏,然后捏着她的脸蛋,又是一通招呼小幽灵才会使出来的千佛手揉捏。 Under I one acts, this tiny tot princess can only exude the calling out in grief sound. 在我一番施为下,这小不点公主只能发出的悲鸣声。 After a while, I three hug without the princess gently in the bosom, pastes near her ear, said one gently. 过了一会儿,我轻轻将三无公主搂在怀里,贴在她的耳边,轻柔说了一句。 „Thanks small jasmine.” “谢谢了,小茉莉。” The bosom tender body shakes, spreads the clumsy rebuttal of stutter: Fruit...... is really the fool master, will express gratitude this words to say carelessly, was nipped one by any cat flatter dog, must express gratitude...... fool master!” 怀里的娇躯一震,传出结结巴巴的笨拙反驳:“果……果然是笨蛋主人,胡乱将道谢这种话挂在嘴边,被阿猫阿狗咬了一口,也要道谢的……笨蛋主人!” Is because is worried about me, therefore secretly with, right.” “是因为担心我,所以才偷偷跟过来的,对吧。” Disregards obstinate argumentative disputing of small jasmine, I helped her reorganize am rubbed chaotic cap a moment ago, then stepped up hugged her in the bosom, gently rubbing gently. 无视小茉莉的嘴硬辩驳,我帮她整理着刚才被揉乱的帽子,然后更加紧的将她搂在怀中,轻轻磨蹭着。 How can I say? Oneself and sentiment between small jasmines, the master and maidservant, the father and daughter, the husband and wife, as if mixed in inside, turned into a entanglement to interweave, cannot untie, rich profound love that does not need to untie. 怎么说呢?自己和小茉莉之间的感情,主人和侍女,父亲和女儿,丈夫与妻子,似乎都混合在了里面,变成一股纠缠交织,解不开,也无需去解开的浓郁深厚感情。 Because...... the master is a fool, is always worrying......” “因为……主人是笨蛋,老是让人担心……” This time, she not again obstinate argumentative, arrives at the forehead on own chest, unceasingly hitting, the sound is taking ambiguous. 这一次,她没有再嘴硬,将额头抵在自己的胸上,不断撞击着,声音带上一丝含糊。 Lifts the cheek of small jasmine, sees her pair of light yellow indifferent pupil, is shivering unceasingly, probably paces back and forth the helpless child, does not know how then should do is good, how to do to be able the sentiment of deep place, divulges. 将小茉莉的脸蛋抬起,看到她那双亮黄色的冷漠眸子,正在不断颤抖,像是彷徨无助的孩子,不知道接下来该怎么做才好,怎么做才能将深处的感情,宣泄出来。 This type wants to cry, actually does not know expression how should be able to cry, feeling sad brokenhearted. 这种想哭,却不知道该怎么样才能哭出来的表情,更为让人心酸心碎。 Clever, small jasmine does not cry, I now am not well?” “乖,小茉莉不哭,我现在不是好好的吗?” I am coax hastily comfort, is kissing the beautiful eye of that pair of tremor unceasingly, pale cherry lips. 我连忙又是哄又是安慰,不断亲吻着那双颤动的美丽眼睛,苍白的樱唇。 Fool master...... fool master......” “笨蛋主人……笨蛋主人……” Finally, this huge sentiment divulged through other ways finally, changes to more than ten princesses to kick...... 结果,这股庞大的感情终于通过其他方式宣泄了出来,化作十多记公主踢…… „Eh......” “呃……” Perhaps later, my lone traveller hero Wu Fan title, must turn into the iron to turn lone traveller hero Wu Fan. 说不定以后,我独行吴凡的称号,就要变成铁拐独行吴凡了。 Window-shops!” “逛街!” Suddenly, the tiny tot princess begins supinely, is pulling my sleeve cuff, is staring at me with the big light yellow eye. 突然,小不点公主仰起头,牵着我的袖口,用大大的亮黄色眼睛盯着我。 Un? 嗯? Window-shops!!” “逛街!!” Restored the past brief and to the point attitude, but the attitude becomes stronger and rampant, as if must conceal what general. 恢复了以往的言简意赅作风,只是态度变得更加强硬和嚣张,似乎要借此掩饰什么一般。 Looks at her eye, I understood, me to accompany her to take a walk together. 看着她的眼睛,我明白了,是要我陪她一起逛街是吧。 Because knows this point, I gawked. 只是,正因为知道这一点,我才更加愣了。 Although my love to small jasmine, not inferior Valise their many, but , she completely the duty of maidservant, they had not always competed for my time with Valise in this regard fully, more often, is static sitting drinks tea in an corner/horn alone, or writes anything( I to know that now she is writing anything), only then aimed at the good time, in other girls' crevices, can speak several words with me. 虽说我对小茉莉的疼爱,并未逊色维拉丝她们多少,但是一直以来,在这方面,她都尽足了侍女的本分,从来没有和维拉丝她们争夺过我的时间,更多的时候,是静静的坐在一角独自喝茶,或是写些什么(现在我知道她在写什么东西了),只有瞅准了恰当的时机,在其他女孩的空隙之间,才会和我说上几句话。 This is not the small jasmine instinct is absolutely pale, unhappy lively, I had also said before, she is actually a sentiment compared with the child who the normal person must enrich, but is unable to divulge through the look expression, similarly, her character, seems like likes stray living alone, but actually, this little princess, unusual fears lonely, compared with many that the normal person must fear. 这绝对不是小茉莉天性淡凉,不喜热闹,我以前也说过,她其实是个感情比正常人还要丰富的孩子,只是无法通过神色表情宣泄出来罢了,同样的,她的性格,看起来像是喜欢离群独处,但其实,这小公主,非常的怕寂寞,比正常人要怕的多。 Even so, in the time, she never to me proposed that many requests, never voluntarily request to make me accompany her, but more time will give other girls, oneself are swallowing alone lonely. 纵使如此,在时间上,她却从未对我提出更多的要求,从未主动要求让我陪她,而是将更多的时间让给了其他女孩,自己一个人独自吞咽着寂寞。 These go out to conduct the topic research and so on, in others eyes is really the strange behavior, is actually not strange, this is the small jasmine -type gentleness. 那些外出进行课题研究之类的,在别人眼里甚是稀奇古怪的行为,其实一点儿也不古怪,这是小茉莉式的温柔。 Now, the small jasmine proposed to me finally such a request, how not surprised this makes me, is not wild with joy. 如今,小茉莉终于主动对我提出了这样一次要求,这让我如何不惊讶,不欣喜若狂。 Without the issue does not have the issue, so long as the small jasmine wants, where strolls, how long strolling is good.” “没问题没问题,只要小茉莉愿意,逛哪里,逛多久都行。” I hold that slender and delicate small hand of concealed in spacious sleeve cuff immediately, gripping tightly, even if now wants to renege on a promise, was too still late. 我立刻抓住了那藏在宽大袖口里面的纤柔小手,紧紧握着,现在就算想反悔,也太迟了哦。 Anomaly.” “变态。” Desolate after putting out this two character, the small jasmine actually closely pastes the body, hugged my arm simply. 冷淡的吐出这两个字以后,小茉莉却将身子紧紧贴上来,干脆搂上了我的手臂。 Since decided that must act like a spoiled brat one time, does to be thorougher simply, is this? Worthily is the extremely evil high intelligence quotient, understands the maximum benefit very much. 哦哦,既然决定要撒娇一次,干脆就做彻底些,是这样吗?不愧是万恶的高智商,很懂得利益最大化嘛。 Tightened the small hand in palm, I dark under decided that even if today put together the poor life, must make the small jasmine show a happy smile. 将手心里的小手紧了紧,我暗下决定,今天就算拼了小命,也要让小茉莉露出一丝开心笑容。 What a pity the day failing person hopes, both of us have not gone out far , the petite shadow on front surface racing to come, that movement, felt by far together looks like the rabbit that fled from the nest to be just ordinary, brings timid light and lively. 可惜天不遂人愿,我们两人还没走出多远,远远的,一道身材娇小的黑影就迎面奔来,那动作,给人的感觉就像是刚刚从窝里窜出来的兔子一般,带着一股胆怯的轻灵。 When this form, brushed past with me, I never imagined, almost from the instinct, pulls out the volume paper drum from inventory, on one breath, then numerous knocks toward the shadow head on, the entire movement passing clouds and flowing water, form a coherent whole. 当这道身影,与我擦肩而过的时候,我想都没想,几乎发自本能的,从物品栏里掏出卷纸筒,呵上一口气,然后重重的往黑影脑袋上敲下去,整个动作行云流水,一气呵成。 As clear a sound gets up, this shadow, inertia after running out of more than ten meters forward, immediately holds to squat, trembles to tremble like the frightened young hamster common whole body, sends out to call out in grief, the mouth is whispering unceasingly: 随着清脆的啦一声响起,这道黑影,惯性的向前冲出十多米后,立刻就抱头蹲了下去,如同受惊的幼仓鼠一般全身颤颤发抖,发出悲鸣,嘴里不断嘀咕着: , flatter colored glaze...... forgot...... forgot...... forgot......” ,阿琉斯……忘记了……忘记了……忘记了……” „Eh......” “呃……” Meanwhile, I also regretted that sends out a moan. 与此同时,我也懊悔发出一声呻吟。 This damn instinct movement, why I must at the present, provoke this fool spoiled female. 这该死的本能动作,我干嘛要在现在,去招惹这笨蛋腐女呀。 Then looked at one to shrink like the small creature in the place calls out in grief flatter colored glaze, in having a look at the hand is pulling, the light yellow eye pupil disclosed that a faint cavity color small jasmine, my whole body could not bear shiver. 回头看了一眼如同小动物般畏缩在地悲鸣不已的阿琉斯,在看看手上牵着的,亮黄色的眼瞳透露出一股淡漠空洞之色的小茉莉,我全身忍不住颤抖起来。 Perhaps, oneself action, has opened the taboo Pandora cube...... 或许,自己无意间的举动,已经开启禁忌的潘多拉宝盒…… ******************************************************************************************************* ******************************************************************************************************* Second, around 4 : 00 am, has really not been able to make the commitment casually, aha haha......( to be continued. 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