ROD :: Volume #11

#1026: Grass skirt young girl warrior, bi ~~ ~


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************************************************************************************************** ************************************************************************************************** What's the matter what's the matter? Your two should not be first excited, mentioned listens.” “怎么回事怎么回事?你们两个先别激动,都说来听听。” As soon as I listen, in as if slightly has the secret facts, immediately the heart of gossip......, immediately, innermost feelings fiery just heart, does not care about the livelihood of the people, the attention public opinion, for flaming enthusiasm that the people take responsibility, burnt. 我一听,内中似乎略有隐情,顿时八卦之心……哦不,顿时,内心这颗火热的正义之心,关心民生,关注民意,为民做主的熊熊热情,燃烧起来了。 „, It is not good, I remember now, the experiment made half, must hurry back a bit faster is good!!” “啊,不好,我现在才想起,实验做了一半,得快点赶回去才行!!” Old Man Fara makes the shape in great surprise, turns around to walk, the back extends long short two hands who would imagine fiercely, holds on his mage robe. 法拉老头作状大惊,转身就走,岂料背后猛地伸出一长一短两只手,将他的法师袍拉住。 What's wrong, made the matter that weighs on the conscience, being at all numerous verified.” “怎么,做了亏心事,不敢当众对证了。” Was covered with muscle lump the master of small short hand, Mu Ai the winter melon, sneers again and again. 长满了肌肉疙瘩的小短手的主人,穆矮冬瓜,冷笑连连。 Old Man Fara, was not I says you......” 法拉老头,不是我说你……” A dignity of my face, does best to convince. 我一脸的凝重,苦口婆心。 „The words that you do not go back now perhaps, the experiment will not have exploded, but your, then explodes inevitably.” “你现在不回去的话,实验或许还不会爆炸,但是你一回,则必然爆炸。” What did you say?!” “你说什么?!” Old Man Fara foams with rage immediately. 法拉老头立刻吹胡子瞪眼。 I have to speak incorrectly, explodes Mr. mage? 我有说错么,爆炸法师先生? Good, said said, who fears anyone.” This old man steels one's heart, negligent has cast the fearless vision. “好吧,说就说,谁怕谁。”这老头把心一横,大咧咧的投过无畏目光。 Here is not good, changes a place.” “这里不好,还是换个地方吧。” Has a look by Waypoint, more encircles more people, I said low voice, to is not I considers for the face of this two old ordinary man, do they lose face with my one cent relations do not have, but blocked the transportation like this seriously. 看看传送站旁,越围越多人,我小声说道,到不是我替这两个老匹夫的面子着想,他们丢不丢脸和我一分钱关系都没有,只是这样严重阻塞了交通罢了。 Settles the dwarf clan big elders and accompanying does beside the dwarf, Old Man Fara amicable short winter melon finally opposition tribunal, elder who my is responsible for greeting, is a guest performer a benevolent official temporarily. 安顿好矮人族大长老和随行的一干矮人之外,法拉老头和穆矮冬瓜终于对立公堂,我这个负责迎接的长老,则是临时客串了一把父母官。 cough cough, Mu Ai...... Mladin, you first said that after that actually what happened?” 咳咳,穆矮……穆拉丁,你先说说,那之后究竟发生了什么事?” I first signaled by nodding toward the short winter melon, let his then Waypoint that time topic, continued. 我先朝矮冬瓜点头示意,让他接着传送阵那时的话题,继续说下去。 Elf clan square that matter, I apologized with this old fogy next day.” “精灵族广场那件事,我第二天跟这老家伙道歉了。” The past events that Mu Ai the winter melon recollection anything found it unbearable to recall, are getting angry, stare to opposite Old Man Fara. 穆矮冬瓜似回忆起了什么不堪回首的往事,红着眼,瞪向对面的法拉老头。 This old ordinary man takes the opportunity to blackmail.” “这老匹夫借机敲诈。” „Oh?” “哦?” I as if can imagine, when the alliance's first meets the dwarf race's parsimoniously first parsimoniously, picture that fervor clashes. 我似乎能想象出来,当联盟第一吝啬遇到矮人族第一吝啬,那种激情对撞的画面。 Finally, I also know that is not right, therefore drew back one step that do, after reaching an agreement the wedding grand ceremony of you and elf queen ended, again in private the transaction, this single Shi understands.” “最后,我也知道是自己做的不对,所以退了一步,商量好等你和精灵女王的婚礼大典结束以后,再私下交易,将这单事了解了。” You drew back!!” “你退了个屁!!” Old Man Fara shouted abuse: I just blackmail 50 perfect gems, you guess how this old ordinary man did say at that time? 50 perfect gems do not have, 50 chipped gem must take away, you said that I don't punch his my doing right by alliance?” 法拉老头破口大骂起来:“我只不过是敲诈五十颗完美宝石罢了,你猜这老匹夫当时怎么说?五十颗完美宝石没有,五十颗碎裂宝石要就拿去,你说我不揍他丫的我对得起联盟吗?” No, the alliance had been unfair to up by you!” “不,联盟早就被你对不起光了!” I rapidly the gavel in hand(?) A racket, this parsimonious old man's big dog guts, usually does not have to be rare he to lose the face of alliance, now related to oneself, rubs the nose upper eyelid on the contrary, flaunted the banner of alliance. 我迅速将手中的惊堂木(?)一拍,这吝啬老头好大的狗胆,平时没少见他丢联盟的脸,现在事关自己,反倒蹭鼻子上脸,打起了联盟的旗号。 „The Wu boy, a matter turns over to a matter, do you want to favor this short winter melon?” 小子,一码事归一码事,你难道是想偏袒这矮冬瓜?” Old Man Fara injury of face, Mu Ai the winter melon is complacent. 法拉老头一脸的受伤,穆矮冬瓜则是洋洋得意。 Without this matter, I just considers the matter and of itself, who makes you usually not accumulate the moral behavior.” I cough several, announced continues. “没这回事,我只不过是就事论事罢了,谁让你平时不积人品。”我咳嗽数声,宣布继续。 Finally finally, discussed how?” “结果呢,最后商量的怎么样?” After one bargained back and forth, finally, I reached an agreement with this old fogy, 50 complete gems, this matter treated as has not happened.” “经过一番讨价还价,最后,我和这老家伙商量好了,五十颗完整宝石,这件事就当做没发生过。” Is this?” “是这样吗?” I fall the vision to Old Man Fara on, by the morality of this miser, has that cheap price to settle? 我将目光落到法拉老头身上,以这吝啬鬼的德性,有那么便宜的代价可以了事? Hey, you want to confuse in the past, isn't also the agreements of ten at least over 60 levels dark gold equipment?” “喂喂喂,你是想混淆过去吧,不是还有十件至少六十级以上的暗金装备的约定吗?” Old Man Fara the person is old, memory old, hears word stares immediately. 法拉老头人老,记性不了老,闻言立刻就瞪眼起来。 cough cough coughs, as if indeed also has such matter.” The eye glaring chaotic revolutions of Mu Ai winter melon, as if secret, helpless nod acknowledgment. 咳咳咳,似乎的确还有这么回事。”穆矮冬瓜的眼睛贼溜溜乱转,似乎暗暗啧了一下,无奈的点头承认。 It seems like this old ordinary man is dishonest, careful. 看来这老匹夫也不老实,得小心点。 I worry secretly, now remembers, oneself face, possibly is this Dark Continent, most parsimonious, most mean-spirited, sliest, two mice that most is not concerned about face, at this moment, Rogue third parsimonious I also tremble. 我暗自捏了一把汗,现在才想起,自己所面对的,可能是这个暗黑大陆,最吝啬,最小气,最狡猾,最不要脸的两只老鼠,这一刻,罗格第三吝啬的我也不由战栗起来。 „The material wants you to leave.” “不过材料可是要你出。” This I know, do not act shamelessly was enough, hears not to have, the Wu boy, you may probably record.” “这个我知道,你别耍赖就行了,听到没有,小子,你可要记好了。” Old Man Fara is staring me anxiously. 法拉老头紧张的瞪着我。 „, Right? I make contribution, but you also know, my memory is not good.” “哦,是吗?我尽力吧,不过你也知道,我记性不大好。” Head one crooked, I revealed like in the fool same bright smile of on the avenue freely running. 脑袋一歪,我露出了如同在大街上无忧无虑奔跑的傻子一样的灿烂笑容。 Your this boy ~~ ~~ “你这小子~~~~ The beard that Old Man Fara air/Qi shivers, finally has to submit under the despotic power, made a hand signal. 法拉老头气的胡子颤抖,最后还是不得不屈服在淫威之下,打了一个手势。 Very good, finalized. 很好,成交。 Returns hand signal that among alliance elders can understand, we are not greedy, opposite, but Rogue first parsimonious, can dig out from this old man's finger seam, is rare, quitting when you're ahead is the top priority. 回了一个联盟长老之间才能看懂的手势,咱不贪心,对面的可是罗格第一吝啬,能从这老头的手指缝里抠出一点,已经是难得了,见好就收才是硬道理。 You should not make what petty action.” “你们该不会是在搞什么小动作吧。” Sees me and Old Man Fara flirting with the eyes, Mu Ai the winter melon suspects to be big immediately. 见我和法拉老头“眉来眼去”,穆矮冬瓜顿时疑心大起。 Without this matter, I am not such person.” I sit respectfully hastily. “没这回事,我不是那样的人。”我连忙正襟危坐。 Since your two has reached an agreement, why just met, but can also hit life and death?” “既然你们两个已经商量好了,为什么刚一见面,还要打个你死我活呢?” Then, my puzzled looked at two people one eyes, to have a record the case? 接着,我困惑的看了两人一眼,难道说还有案中案? I then must expose the despicable act of this old ordinary man!!” “我这才要揭发这老匹夫的卑鄙行径!!” Mu Ai winter melon hears word, could not attend to suspecting me a moment ago with transaction in secret Fara, the eye ignited the flame. 穆矮冬瓜闻言,也顾不得疑心我刚才和法拉的暗中交易,眼睛唰一声就燃起了火焰。 By approximately good that day, we met in the bar, then trades......” “到了约好的那天,我们在酒吧碰头,然后交易……” , As if behind had anything matter that is hard to tolerate, the muscle of this old man whole body shivers fiercely, then gets angry is pointing at Fara. 顿了顿,似乎后面发生了什么难以容忍的事情,这老头全身的肌肉都剧烈颤抖起来,然后怒指着法拉 This old thing, since seizes the opportunity to get drunk me, my beard burning down!” “这老东西,既然乘机灌醉我,把我的胡子给烧掉了!” What?” I stared in a big way the eye, looks at Mu Ai the winter melon, looked right and left...... “什么什么?”我瞪大了眼睛,看着穆矮冬瓜,左看右看…… I said old Mu, isn't your beard also in?” “我说老穆,你的胡子不是还在吗?” Is pointing at thick dwarf beard of his chin, I suspect looks at the opposite party, before asking the speech, first looked in a mirror. 指着他一下巴的浓密矮人胡子,我怀疑的看着对方,拜托说话之前也先照照镜子好么。 You have not to know, reckless child long/grows of our dwarf quickly, although was burnt much, but now is also long, but you carefully look, compared with the previous time, when elf clan short a point.” “你有所不知,我们矮人的胡子长得很快,虽然被烧了不少,不过现在又长回来了,不过你仔细看,是不是比上次在精灵族的时候短了一点。” I carefully looked, as if also really has such matter, the elf clan time, that wiped the thick beard to hang to the wholesale market of this winter melon on obviously, now actually only then the chest is so long, words that he did not speak, I also think that has pruned. 我仔细一看,似乎还真有这么回事,精灵族的时候,那抹浓胡子明明都已经垂到这冬瓜的啤酒肚上了,现在却只有胸膛那么长,他不说的话,我还以为是修剪过了呢。 Meanwhile, I forced the confirmation of going, no wonder the dwarf was not steadily high, originally the nutrition all went toward the beard, otherwise who can tell me, how to be actually long, can in less than one year, grow such big mop thick beard. 同时,也十分我勒个去的确认了,难怪矮人长不高,原来营养全往胡子里去了,不然谁能告诉我,究竟怎么样长,才能在不到一年的时间里,长出这么一大拖把似地浓密胡子。 „Does Old Man Fara, have this matter?” 法拉老头,有这回事吗?” I then looked at one to blow the whistling, the vision am floating to flutter, full Old Man Fara of old hooligan appearance did the wrong thing actually not to acknowledge. 我回头看了一眼吹着口哨,目光飘来飘去,十足一副做了错事却又不想承认的老流氓模样的法拉老头。 Only not overroasting little.” Sees unable to deny, this old man shows the resentful expression however. “只不过烧了一点点而已。”见抵赖不掉,这老头露出悻悻然的表情。 Moreover wasn't this quick is long? Also has not lost anything.” “而且这不是很快就长出来了吗?又没损失什么。” What did you say? Your this old thing, is opening eyes to talk nonsense!!” Mu Ai winter melon immediately angry glare. “你说什么?你这老东西,在睁眼说瞎话是吧!!”穆矮冬瓜顿时怒目。 „It is not does not know that the importances of beard to our dwarf, must put on clothes/armor to be the same, the beard was fired such, I hide inside the remote mountain, several months do not dare to come out to see the person!!” “又不是不知道胡子对我们矮人的重要性,就和人要穿衣服一样,胡子被烧成那样,我可是足足躲在深山里头,好几个月不敢出来见人!!” Shut up, who lets your old winter melon, this/should face thick-skinned time is not thick, should not the thick time actually magic unable to puncture, if usual you, even if not put on clothes/armor still to be able on the avenue to dance is right, therefore beard anything are not related.” “闭嘴,谁让你这老冬瓜,该脸皮厚的时候不厚,不该厚的时候却魔法都打不穿,如果是平时的你,就算不穿衣服也能在大街上跳舞才对,所以胡子什么的就更没关系了。” „The Wu boy, do not block me, I must hammer this old thing make the meat sauce.” 小子,你不要拦我,我要一锤将这老东西做成肉酱。” Mladin jumps like the spring, making threatening gestures threw toward Fara, finally the midair was carried by me. 穆拉丁像弹簧一样蹦跳起来,张牙舞爪的朝法拉扑了上去,结果半空就被我拎住。 Calm, calm, old Mu, killed this fellow, pollutes the land, no helps.” “淡定,淡定,老穆,杀了这家伙,也不过是污染土地而已,于事无补。” Tried every means to persuade, Mu Ai the winter melon stopped, the anger is staring the opposite party. 好说歹说,穆矮冬瓜才消停下来,怒瞪着对方。 You had what qualifications to say me, that 50 gems, you gave me that 50 gems, let alone you do not know that was what thing!!” Old Man Fara the fire was also big. “你有什么资格说我,那五十颗宝石,你给我那五十颗宝石,别说你不知道是什么玩意!!”法拉老头也火大了。 Right? Isn't some normal gems?” Was one's turn Mladin whistle. “是吗?不就是一些很正常的宝石吗?”轮到穆拉丁吹口哨了。 After, less than two days, turned into 50 stones!!” “拿回去以后,没过两天,就变成五十颗石头了!!” You determined that wasn't not careful uses up the energy of gem?” “你确定不是自己不小心将宝石的能量用光了?” Do not despise our mage association bastard, or makes other mage study your Gem Is what thing?” “别小看我们法师公会混蛋,要不让其他法师来研究一下你那些【宝石】是什么玩意?” Hehe ~~ ~~ “嘿嘿~~~~ Saw with own eyes unable to trick, Mu Ai the winter melon exuded the self-satisfied laughter. 眼见忽悠不过去了,穆矮冬瓜才发出得意笑声。 This is the retribution, I will expect your old fogy to practice dirty tricks early, will do this, happy, that will be the real 50 gems, I fiddled with for one day and one night, will have that effect.” “这就是报应呀,我早料到你这老家伙会搞小动作,才这样做,高兴吧,那可是货真价实的五十颗宝石,我可是足足捣鼓了一天一夜,才有那种效果。” Do not handle that unnecessary matter the bastard! From the beginning obedient gave 50 gems is not good? Now can't sue the opposite party righteously? You idle the egg to love the bastard!!” “别做那种多余的事情呀混蛋!一开始乖乖的给五十颗宝石不就好了?现在不是能理直气壮的状告对方了?你闲着蛋疼吗混蛋!!” Is auditing, I cannot bear am whipping the gavel again(?), Exclaimed loudly, actually must the big hatred, make this mutually wounded foolish matter. 在一旁听着,我忍不住再次拍打着惊堂木(?),大声吼道,究竟得多大的仇恨,才会去做这种两败俱伤的蠢事。 „, I have not a little said!!” “还有一点,我还没说完!!” Mu Ai the winter melon whiz stands suddenly, that imposing manner as if in saying me must say the proper business now. 穆矮冬瓜突然嗖一声站起来,那股气势就仿佛在说“我现在才要说正事呢”。 This old ordinary man my beard burns down, when I become sober, discovered that clothes/armor turned into a grass skirt!! “这老匹夫将我的胡子烧掉的时候,等我酒醒过来,发现身上的衣服变成了一条草裙!! Mladin gets angry straightly refers to opposite Fara. 穆拉丁笔直怒指对面的法拉 Therefore, I have the reason to believe...... not, I can determine, this fellow, wants certainly to handle the elf square same matter, my appearance, pats with the memory crystal, then emits in the god birthday.” “所以,我有理由相信……不,我敢确定,这家伙,一定是想做精灵广场同样的事情,将我那副样子,用记忆水晶拍下来,然后在神诞日放出。” „......” “……” I am shocked sees Old Man Fara, cannot see, this fellow attentively is also big evil and cruel, after wants to receive money unexpectedly, retaliates Mu Ai the winter melon with the similar method again, moreover when grander god birthday. 我震惊的看着法拉老头,看不出,这家伙用心也是大大的歹毒,竟然想收了钱之后,再用同样的手段报复穆矮冬瓜,而且还是在更加盛大的神诞日的时候。 Then, I outlined Mu Ai a winter melon to put on the picture after grass skirt in the mind carefully. 然后,我在脑海中仔细勾勒了一遍穆矮冬瓜穿上草裙后的画面。 First, first imagines has a winter melon of Yuandun pillar, then, on this winter melon, adds a wrinkled face, above was smoked the trace that blackens by smoke red by the charcoal fire completely, one big winds the beard , to continue to outline the stubby four limbs, finally, in the navel position of winter melon, puts on a grass skirt, the four limbs and waist assumes the soft surface strip, wiggles forward, wiggles forward...... 首先,先想象出一个圆墩墩的冬瓜,然后,在这个冬瓜上面,添上一张皱巴巴的老脸,上面满是被炭火熏红熏黑的痕迹,还有一大络胡子,继续勾勒粗短的四肢,最后,在冬瓜的肚脐位置,套上一条草裙,四肢和腰身呈柔软的面条状,扭来扭去,扭来扭去…… I: „......” 我:“……” pū pū, heavens, why a nausea will laugh strangely, but thought that extraordinary appropriate feeling, Old Man Fara this fellow absolutely is rare and beautiful flowers of Clothing. 噗噗噗,天啊,为什么会有一种恶心怪异爆笑,但却觉得出奇合适的感觉,法拉老头这家伙绝对是服装界的一颗奇葩。 Without this matter, I just thought that grass skirt is very appropriate you, puts on to have a look to you.” “没这回事,我只不过是觉得那条草裙很合适你,给你穿上看看而已。” When I bear this twists the abdomen same happy expression, Old Man Fara casts aside excessively. 在我忍住这股绞腹一样的笑意时,法拉老头撇过头。 You deceived anyone, did your urogenous, go to the latrine pit also to be able not to steal the excrement to eat?!” “你骗得了谁,就你这副尿性,去了茅坑还能不偷屎吃?!” How you liked saying how saying that verbal statements are no guarantee.” “你爱怎么说就怎么说,空口无凭。” Fara acts shamelessly simply, I said that has not had, how can you take me? 法拉干脆耍赖起来,我说没有就是没有,你能拿我怎么样? Very good, I know that you will say, it seems like must have probably look for Akara saying that her prediction technique, can certainly discover anything.” “很好,我就知道你会这么说,看来少不了要去找阿卡拉说说去,她的预言术,一定能发现点什么。” Mladin is not the goods that good to bully, a revolution, has the idea at heart immediately. 穆拉丁也不是好欺负的货色,心里一转,立刻就有了想法。 Our two people gratitude and grudges, pulling go to Akara there are anything.” The Fara eye hid jumps, does not have so to be a moment ago calm. “我们两个人的恩怨,扯到阿卡拉那里去算什么。”法拉眼皮子一跳,没有刚才那么淡定了。 Fears anything, must die everyone dead together.” A heroical expression of Mladin face. “怕什么,要死大家一起死。”穆拉丁一脸的壮烈表情。 Good, calculates that I feared you, but, wish makes me hand over, without is so easy.” “好吧,算我怕了你,不过,想要让我就这么交出来,没那么容易。” The Fara tooth bites, turns the hand to take out a memory crystal, is holding appreciatively in the hand, lets Mladin's eyes, with crystal, left and right moves. 法拉牙齿一咬,翻手取出一枚记忆水晶,在手里把玩着,让穆拉丁的眼睛,跟着水晶上上下下,左左右右的挪动起来。 cough cough, or two do listen to my one?” 咳咳,要不两位听我一句?” Saw that the atmosphere must become at daggers drawn, I cough several, inserted the dialogue. 眼看气氛又要变得剑拔弩张,我咳嗽数声,插入了对话。 I have a suggestion, is inferior to this, that 50 complete gem, the agreements of ten dark gold equipment, old Mu you give Old Man Fara to cash, Old Man Fara gives back to old Mu the memory crystal, what kind of?” “我有个建议,不如这样吧,那五十颗完整宝石,还有十件暗金装备的约定,老穆你这边重新给法拉老头兑现,法拉老头则是把记忆水晶还给老穆,怎么样?” „Was my beard burnt in vain? Did remote mountain several months, hide in vain?” A Mladin face is not glad. “那我的胡子就白白被烧了?深山几个月,就白白躲了?”穆拉丁一脸的不乐意。 You are willing to hide for several months in the remote mountain, wants to become famous in a god birthday dynasty?” “你是愿意在深山里躲几个月,还是想在神诞日一朝成名?” I the memory crystal in hand toward Old Man Fara pout, hint this short winter melon, now the situation compared with person, others can not care about your 50 gems, does not care about ten dark gold equipment, but you can not care in the god birthday, makes public by dressing up of grass skirt? Now may not be one's turn you to be parsimonious. 我朝法拉老头手中的记忆水晶努努嘴,示意这矮冬瓜,现在形势比人强,人家可以不在乎你那五十颗宝石,不在乎十件暗金装备,但是你能不在乎在神诞日里,以草裙的装扮公诸于世吗?现在可轮不到你吝啬了。 Mladin thinks, lowering the head of finally submits, is clenching teeth, jumps every single word or phrase bitterly from the gap between teeth. 穆拉丁想了想,最终屈服的低下头,咬着牙,一字一句从牙缝里恨恨蹦出。 Good, I trade and that's the end.” “好吧,我换就是了。” I think, thought that 500 complete gems are more suitable.” Old Man Fara starts fishes in troubled waters skill. “我想了想,还是觉得五百颗完整宝石更适合。”法拉老头发动乘火打劫技能 Miser, you, if, I must ask Grandma Akara to complain again greedily.” “吝啬鬼,你要是再贪心不足的话,我就要找阿卡拉奶奶告状去了。” I pull out the Akara sign to ban the magic wand immediately, Fara skill am broken, and fell into the silent condition. 我立刻掏出阿卡拉牌禁魔杖,法拉技能被打断,并陷入了沉默状态。 Finally, Mu Ai the winter melon gave me a bag complete gem, Old Man Fara also hands over in the memory crystal in hand my hand. 最后,穆矮冬瓜将一袋子完整宝石递给了我,法拉老头也将手中的记忆水晶交到我的手上。 I calculate that inside gem quantity, after the confirmation is 50, according to the original agreement, walked off with another's possessions, then gives Fara, this old man is trusts me obviously insufficient, after meeting, immediately counts toward inside, 49 certitude, reveal not only happy, expression that and loves dearly. 我算了算里面的宝石数量,确认是五十颗以后,按照原来的约定,顺手牵羊了一颗,然后递给法拉,这老头显然是对我信任不足,接过去以后,立刻往里面数了一遍,四十九颗无误,才露出既高兴,又心疼的表情。 This memory crystal, or confirmed.” “这颗记忆水晶,要不还是确认一下吧。” I am narrowing the eye, is holding appreciatively the memory crystal in hand, obviously has some secretive goal, like this suggested. 我眯着眼睛,把玩着手中的记忆水晶,明显是带着某种不可告人的目的,这样建议道。 Does not use, waits to turn head I alone to confirm that was good.” “不用了,等回头我一个人确认就好了。” Flustered of Mu Ai winter melon face, swinging like rattle-drum. 穆矮冬瓜一脸的慌张,头摇的像拨浪鼓一样。 Is this? You determined that takes a person to inspect? If by some chance Old Man Fara tricks you, is not true that gives, you then asked him to do accounts to be possible again to be late, when the time comes, I am unable to testify to you even.” “是这样吗?你确定要一个人检查?万一法拉老头忽悠你,不是给的真正那颗,你再回头去找他算账可就迟了,到时候,就算是我也无法给你作证。” Yes, the old winter melon, you did not fear I do deceive you?” Fara immediately chicken pecking meter/rice nod. “是呀是呀,老冬瓜,你就不怕我骗你吗?”法拉立刻小鸡啄米似地点头。 This......” “这个……” „Here also three people, you remember in any case when the time comes the crystal destroyed, didn't die not verifies?” I put potent drug. “反正这里也就三人,到时候你将记忆水晶毁了,不就死无对证了吗?”我又下了一剂猛药。 Good...... good, but reached an agreement, after looking, cannot say.” Mladin hesitant a while, finally difficult nod. “好……好吧,不过说好了,看了以后,可不能说出去。”穆拉丁犹豫了一会儿,最后艰难的点了点头。 Then, I start the memory crystal immediately. 然后,我立刻启动了记忆水晶。 Dwarf ~~ shapeshift, dwarf grass skirt young girl warrior ~~ ~~ “矮人~~变身,矮人草裙少女战士~~~~ The musical sound that as encourages resounds, just like sleepwalk same Mladin, rumble turning circle, then Graceful In the magic club the hand raises high, a magnificent visual effect flashes through, his clothes/armor had changed into a grass skirt. 随着激扬的音乐声响起,宛如梦游一样的穆拉丁,咕噜噜的转着圈,然后【优雅】的将手中魔棒高高举起,一阵华丽的视觉效果闪过,他身上的衣服已经换成了一条草裙。 What's all this about? I have fallen asleep obviously!” A Buddha that Mladin air/Qi ascends to heaven, two Buddha reveals itself. “这是怎么回事?我明明已经睡着了!”穆拉丁气的一佛升天,二佛出世。 Magic, is really the good thing.” Fara was reads own work, satisfaction narrows the eye. “魔法,真是好东西呀。”法拉则是看着自己的作品,满意的眯起了眼睛。 In this world, magic skill that called Telekinesis, even if you fell asleep, can operate the body to make various postures in the same old way, old Mu you, were too tender. 这个世上,还有一种叫心灵传动的魔法技能,哪怕你睡着了,照样能够操纵着身体做出各种姿势,老穆你呀,还是太嫩了。 I use a keeping aloof look, looked at Mladin one eyes. 我用一种高高在上的眼神,看了穆拉丁一眼。 The words saying, this dubbing is a bit like, is my misconception? 话说,这配音有点像菲妮,是我的错觉吗? Demon suffers to death, looks at my justice, saves continent devil muscle person grass skirt young girl warrior young unique skill —— grass skirt ~~ ~~ ~ bi!!!” 恶魔受死吧,看我维护正义,拯救大陆的魔鬼筋肉人草裙少女战士小穆穆的绝招——草裙~~~~~【哔】!!!” In image, along with letting person stomach surges a series of sells to sprout/moe the movement, then, gives V font victory hand signal horizontally by the eyelid, Mladin's eyes are facing the audience Charming Winks, boils up big bullseye, then the anger opens the eyes, from inside projects two white unclear rays straightly. 影像里面,伴随着让人胃部翻腾的一系列卖萌动作,然后,比出V字型胜利手势横在眼皮两边,穆拉丁的眼睛面对着观众【妩媚】一眨,迸出一颗大大的红心,接着怒睁,从里面笔直射出两道白色的不明光线。 Arrived here, image bi, ended, looks seems like the person of photography, by these two death rays, harmonious was been by mistake same. 到了这里,影像哔的一声,结束,看上去就好像拍摄的人,被这两道死光误中,被和谐了一样。 , Devil muscle person, grass skirt young girl warrior young, grass skirt ~~ ~ bi, pū pū, is quite disgusting, is not good, this too disgusting bastard!! ,魔鬼筋肉人,草裙少女战士小穆穆,草裙~~~【哔】,噗噗噗,好恶心,不行了,这太恶心了混蛋!! I have smiled to pull out on the ground swayed back and forth. 我已经笑抽在了地上打滚。 Fara old ordinary man!!!” 法拉老匹夫!!!” Mladin's stiff turning head, then, the face becomes like the malicious ghost, the body sends out the Demon same black air/Qi. 穆拉丁僵硬的回过头,然后,脸庞变得像恶鬼一样,身上散发出恶魔一样的黑气。 Inspection is unmistakable, I first walked.” “检查无误,我先走了。” Fara sees the situation is not wonderful, whiz Teleport slid. 法拉见情况不妙,嗖一下瞬移溜了。 ************************************************************************************** ************************************************************************************** One crowd filled, closes/obstructs group. 一群满了,闭群。
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