„Young Master Long, I love you!” “龙少,我爱你！” „Young Master Long, gives me a signature.” “龙少,给我个签名。” „Young Master Long, Bai Qiu takes a group photo to us.” “龙少,拜求给我们合个影吧。” The Shanghai Hongqiao Airport, makes noise continuous. In the terminal has pushed big pile of Fans, the young man who is gathering round a wearing sunglasses creates a clamor to vent. The security of airport is made to be thrown into confusion by No. several hundred person who this gathers all round, has to compose the human wall to keep the order. 魔都虹桥机场,喧闹不休。候机楼里挤了一大堆粉丝,正围着一个戴墨镜的年轻男子鼓噪发泄情绪。机场的保安都被这团团聚集起来的几百号人弄得手忙脚乱,不得不组成人墙维持秩序。 Was shouted by numerous Fans does sharp, the head that actually attractively the Young Master Long young man dresses up selects to dye Huang Mao, puts on the cyan cartoon to show solicitude, crack jeans in addition athletic shoes, quite have the special characteristics of winning favor by ostentation. 被众多粉丝呼做龙少的年轻男子打扮的倒是光鲜亮丽,头上挑染黄毛,穿着蓝绿色的卡通体恤,一条破洞牛仔裤外加运动鞋,颇有哗众取宠的特质。 Although the guards of 45 bodyguards, but this Young Master Long not only does not examine documents to enter the terminal immediately, instead hugs with Fans of scene unceasingly, signs, exhibits various types to play the cool posture, the media photograph that whatever accompanies, does not walk. 虽然有45名保镖的护卫,可这位龙少不但不立刻验票进入候机大厅,反而不断跟现场的粉丝拥抱,签名,摆出各种耍酷的姿势,任由随行的媒体拍照,就是迟迟不走。 Has the passenger who must board craft to pass through this lively scene, to the security personnel in airport inquired that who this is? The reply that obtains is now the net red star of ultra fire, carries out the meat joke and artificial performance by various low loud lurid viles becomes famous, all along mingles among various large network media and variety shows. 有要登机的乘客经过这热闹的场面,不禁向机场的安保人员询问这到底是谁？得到的回答是当今超火的网红明星,以各种低俗恶搞荤笑话和做作的表演出名,一贯混迹各大网络媒体和综艺节目。 „Others did not call to be much longer, but called the harmony star.” “人家不叫长得丑,而是叫谐星。” „Do not look down upon others, leaves a field to present, the money of making suffices us for a lifetime laboriously.” “别看不起人家,出个场亮相,赚的钱就够我们一辈子辛苦的了。” „Now some people like pursuing this star, resembles the fly to like the smelly egg.” “现在就有人喜欢追逐这种明星,就好像苍蝇喜欢臭鸡蛋。” The lively scene caused that not small confusion, but in which Dai Mojing's Young Master Long walks also while accepts interview, expression of rodomontading: „My this time goes to the US to attend the honorable person show program, has my comedy art to the other side of the ocean, publicizes our national culture.” 热闹的场面引得不小的混乱,而在哪位戴墨镜的龙少一边走还一边接受身边的采访,大言不惭的表示:“我这次去美国参加真人秀节目,是把我的搞笑艺术带到大洋彼岸去,也是宣扬我们民族文化。” Several media reporters racket, while the record, that stance serving the biological father is more diligent. But at this time the Fans team has arrived around the security check gate of terminal. Here had a bulk location to be encircled, photographed the seat to take place massively, a spacious platform in the middle of anxious erecting. 几个媒体记者一边拍,一边记录,那架势比伺候亲爹还勤快。而这时粉丝队伍已经走到候机大厅的安检门附近。这里有一大块场地被人围了起来,大量摄像机位已经就位,一个宽大的讲台正在紧张的架设当中。 Before photographing the seat, is placing at least more than 50 chairs, on some chairs sits the reporter, but also some chairs some people are catching up one after another. The entire scene looks like methodical, the style is good. 摄像机位前还摆着至少50多张椅子,有些椅子上已经坐着记者,还有些椅子正陆陆续续有人赶来。整个场面看起来有条不紊,格调不俗。 But what is most noticeable will be several workers the large background sign will be moving together, the sign will be very simple, will be one line of large characters for the friendship and peace of China , US. 而最引人注目的是几个工人正将一块大幅背景牌搬了过来,牌子很简单,就是一行大字为中美两国的友谊与和平。 The Young Master Long some people and others walked are the imposing manner are resounding, he saw suddenly the chest of reporter is hanging the sign of Xinhua News Agency unexpectedly, immediately excited must jump. 龙少一干人等走来已经是气势高亢,他本人冷不丁看到有个记者的胸口居然挂着新华社的牌子,顿时兴奋的都要跳起来。 As soon as he pats the shoulder of manager to say in a low voice: „Does well, do you do a press conference to me unexpectedly? Also the Sino-US friendship and peace, this compels the standard to be high, pleasantly surprised!” 他一拍身边经纪人的肩膀低声说道:“干得不错,你居然给我搞出一个新闻发布会？还中美友谊与和平,这逼格高高的,惊喜啊！” Manager only being in a daze press conference that this shoulder makes? No! I spent to look for more than 500 crowds to develop. 这一肩膀拍的经纪人只发愣新闻发布会？没有啊！我只是花钱找了500多群演而已。 Young Master Long walks toward the platform carelessly, but outside the conference site puts on the security personnel of black western-style clothing actually to block to say it: „Sorry, please show the invitation, not having the invitation only to watch outside.” 龙少大大咧咧就朝讲台走去,可会场外一名穿黑西装的安保人员却将其拦住道:“对不起,请出示邀请函,没有邀请函只能在场外观看。” „I am Young Master Long.” “我是龙少。” „We confessed the invitation.” “我们自认邀请函。” „......, Is this prepares to whom?” “啊……,这是给谁准备的？” „Security.” “保密。” „Returns the security?” “还保密？” Compares the Young Master Long gang, suddenly the press conference of build caused that many attention, particularly on the background board writes the Sino-US two characters unexpectedly is being to annoy the person pays attention. 相比龙少一伙人,突然搭建的新闻发布会引得更多的关注,尤其是背景板上居然写着中美两个字更是惹人关注。 The scene has the increasing number of people to gather to come, many people must travel by the airplane to go to the overseas passenger, is feels to this slogan curious. 现场有越来越多的人汇聚而来,好些人都是要搭乘飞机前往国外的乘客,更是对这个标语感到好奇。 Recent one week, the world changes constantly, the tight atmosphere proliferates this small entire world. US politicians insane issue in view of various countries' violent opinion, but each country including Huaxia does not have one's speech softened, gives the strong resistance. 最近一周,世界风云变幻,紧张的气氛遍布这小小的环球。美国政界人士疯了般发布针对各国的极端言论,而包括华夏在内的各个国家也毫不嘴软,纷纷予以强硬对抗。 On media news and piece run all over the place, genuine and fake chaotic continuous. Along with time lapse, tension not only has not alleviated, instead initiates since last century Cuba missile crisis the most serious military and politics have confronted. 媒体上消息和段子满天飞,真真假假混乱不休。随着时间推移,紧张局势不但没有缓解,反而引发自从上世纪古巴导弹危机以来最严重的军事和政治对峙。 The universe expresses the concern on the current condition, but now a Sino-US friendship and peace advertisement hits, too attraction eyeball. 全人类都对目前的状况都表示关注,而现在一个中美友谊与和平的招牌打出来,太吸引眼球了。 At this moment in the distinguished guest channel of airport, just under Zhou Qingfeng and Xiao Jinlang of quick steps advance airplane. Xiao Jinlang said: Several hours that „ you seize the opportunity to return to homeland, the central leadership discussed with the UK , France very soon heads that decided relaxes with the US by us on own initiative relates. 此刻在机场的贵宾通道,刚刚下飞机的周青峰和萧金浪正疾步前进。萧金浪说道:“你乘机回国的十几个小时,中央领导就已经跟英法俄三国首脑商议,决定由我们主动跟美国缓和关系。 The US government agreed in principle the non- diplomats who both sides carried on contacted ahead of time, by you as the peace envoy, will have the diplomats of specialty to accompany with you. But your trouble will not be small, in the US Congress one group of warhawk were clamoring to from Earth cancel us. 美国政府原则上同意双方的非外交人员进行先期接触,由你作为和平使者,会有专业的外交人员跟你随行。但你的麻烦不会小,美国国会里一堆战争狂人正在叫嚣要从地球上将我们抹去。 Naturally before now you embark, must hold a press conference to drum up support first, uses your vivid strength to catch the world's attention, brings the pressure to the US government. To be honest, this also is really you do exactly appropriately. ” 当然现在你出发前要先举行一个新闻发布会造势,利用你的形象力引起全球关注,也给美国政府施加压力。说实话,这活还真是你来干最合适。” „I just under the airplane must fly the US.” Complaint that Zhou Qingfeng smiles, „also is really the work cruel fate.” “我才刚刚下飞机又要飞美国。”周青峰笑笑的抱怨一句,“也真是劳苦命。” Capable female assistants walk saying: „Hello, Mr. Lin, you need to change the body clothes, in addition put on make-up.” 一名干练的女性助理人员走过来说道:“您好,林先生,你需要换身衣服,外加化妆。” „Puts on make-up? I never put on make-up.” Zhou Qingfeng was looking at the eye to distinguished guest channel one side mirror surface wall, has rubbed the face conveniently, has manipulated own hair, said: „Do I look like what kind of?” “化妆？我从来不化妆。”周青峰对着贵宾通道一侧的镜面墙壁看了眼,随手揉了揉脸,摆弄了一下自己的头发,说道:“我看起来怎么样？” By the Zhou Qingfeng exuberant metabolism, his texture and skin nature are impeccable, the spirit is the time maintains bursting with life. The heavy features, the nature is natural, the Xiao Jinlang old-fashioned person aesthetically must approve a handsome guy. 以周青峰旺盛的新陈代谢,他的发质和肤质无可挑剔,精神更是时刻保持神采奕奕。浓眉大眼,自然大方,就连萧金浪的老派审美也要赞一句帅小伙。 „That clothes?” The female assistant is pointing at Zhou Qingfeng extremely optional showing solicitude, „your this time shoulders the diplomatic mission, most Haozhuang key point.” “那衣服呢？”女性助理指着周青峰太过随意的体恤,“您这次肩负外交使命,最好庄重点。” „Has to prepare the good clothes?” Zhou Qingfeng asks immediately. “有准备好的衣服吗？”周青峰立刻问道。 „Has.” “有。” The western-style clothes that the handwork sews, personal synthesis, the tailor of state-level builds, serves as contrast the Zhou Qingfeng gold proportion perfectly the build. He changes the complete set clothes at the scene, the whole person image changes. 手工缝制的西服,贴身合体,国家级的裁缝打造,完美衬托周青峰黄金比例的体型。他当场换上全套衣服,整个人形象大变。 The bright bright eye, the self-confident calm smiling face, the strong slim figure, the black western-style clothes give people the mature steady makings. When Zhou Qingfeng comes out from the distinguished guest channel, he is the vision magnet, attracts the attention of countless person. 明亮有神的眼睛,自信从容的笑脸,强壮修长的身材,黑色的西服给人成熟稳重的气质。当周青峰从贵宾通道出来,他就是目光磁石,吸引无数人的注意。 At this moment, Xiao Jinlang and the others retrocede to avoid, let a Zhou Qingfeng person of monopolizing scenery. But his everywhere one visit, welcomed various types to call out in alarm and scream all. 此时此刻,萧金浪等人都后退避开,让周青峰一人独享风光。而他所到之处,无不迎来各种惊呼和尖叫。 „Look, who is that?” “看,那是谁？” „......, My God! Cannot believe. I have misread, told me quickly this not real.” “啊……,我的天！真不敢相信。我是不是看错了,快告诉我这不是真的。” „Victor Hugo, is he, is he!” “还是维克多雨果耶,是他,就是他！” Compares the confusion that just the so-called harmony star initiated, a Zhou Qingfeng person enters the stage causes the stir. Encircled to call out in alarm to throw in Young Master Long reporter, mouth excited was talking over the lying trough, was Victor Hugo, dog deng transporting, the father scooped the flash news! 相比刚刚所谓谐星引发的混乱,周青峰一人出场就引得轰动。原本围在龙少身边的记者一个个惊叫着扑了过去,嘴里激动的念叨着卧槽,是维克多雨果,狗屎运啊,老子抢到大新闻了！ But these have Fans that the crowd develops to compose also immediately to revolt, does not need any agitation frantically all yells, reckless threw toward Zhou Qingfeng. 而那些有群演组成的粉丝也当即叛变,不需任何鼓动就全都狂热的叫喊起来,不顾一切的朝周青峰扑了过去。 Side the Young Master Long flash of just also being a focus of public attention on only the remaining his managers, originally crowded location only remaining their silly was standing, including bodyguards with noisy crowd ran toward Zhou Qingfeng. 刚刚还万众瞩目的龙少一瞬间身边就只剩下他的经纪人,原本拥挤的场地只剩下两人傻傻的站着,连保镖都跟着一窝蜂的朝周青峰跑去。 Young Master Long is not feeling well picks the eyeglasses, bitterly scolded: „Who is this person? Dares to snatch my crest of wave. This is I the person who spends to hire, how to hold his field?” 龙少不爽的一摘眼镜,恨恨的骂道:“这人是谁啊？敢抢我风头。这都是我花钱雇的人,怎么全都去捧他的场了？” The managers are also in a daze, said the sentence spookily, „do not complain, this time must acknowledge that the punishment is deserved. You compare with him, is the difference of firefly insect and bright moon.” 经纪人也在发呆,幽幽说了句,“别抱怨了,这次得认栽。你跟他比,就是萤虫和皓月的区别。” But the Zhou Qingfeng smile waves at the same time avoids the crowd that throws fast, stepped onto just arranged to complete the press conference platform. 而周青峰微笑挥手的同时快速避开扑过来的人群,走上刚刚布置完成新闻发布会讲台。 Under the stage, all cameras have aimed at the Zhou Qingfeng's smiling face immediately, the reporters of more than 50 domestic and foreign heavyweight media also rouse the spirit, saw that Zhou Qingfeng appears probably saw explosive news element materials storehouse that can take a walk. 在台下,所有摄像机立刻对准了周青峰的笑脸,50多个国内外重量级媒体的记者也振奋精神,看到周青峰出现就好像看到一个会走动的爆炸性新闻素材库。 „Hello, I am Victor Hugo, thanked arrival very much. I usually little before not having the media make an appearance, but this time is exceptional. The peace and development forever are epochal themes, to relax the current tense international situation, I will go to the US try hard for the blessing and future of humanity.” To be continued. “大家好,我是维克多雨果,很感谢各位的到来。我平常很少在没媒体前露面,但这次要例外。和平与发展永远是时代主题,为了缓和当前紧张的国际局势,我将前往美国为人类的福祉和未来而努力。”未完待续。