ROTW :: Volume #7 横行美利坚

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Huaxia, ‚Lolicon’ group. 华夏,‘萝莉控’集团。 As a large-scale munitions manufacturing firm, from the tank, the artillery, the battleship, the airplane, does not have ‚Lolicon’ not to sell. 作为一家大型军火制造企业,从坦克,火炮,战舰,飞机,就没有‘萝莉控’不卖的。 But the department that today ‚Lolicon’ is responsible for the foreign civil arms sale receives strange order 5000 84s assault rifles. 而今天‘萝莉控’负责对外民用武器销售的部门就收到一张奇怪的订单5000支84s突击步枪。 What next order is the munitions seller in US, but also ad hoc request first edition design, but needs to be joined to the re-equipping explanation. 下订单的是美国的军火销售商,还特别要求原版设计,但需要配上改装说明。 Why said that the order is strange? Because 84s was ‚Lolicon’ group in last century specially is the rifle of North American market design. To put it bluntly launches 56 submachine gun of 0.223 caliber NATO step bullets, moreover changed to the semiautomatic pattern. 为什么说订单奇怪？因为84s是‘萝莉控’集团在上世纪专门为北美市场设计的步枪。说白了就是发射0.223口径北约步枪弹的56式冲锋枪,而且还是改成了半自动模式。 Back then Huaxia military enterprise poor dingdong sound, to buy the weapon is the brain, did everything possible. At that time the US civil arms market is fat, in order to forces one's way to make money, the 84s assault rifle that ‚Lolicon’ did was quite cheap, sells also well. 想当年华夏军工企业穷的叮当响,为了买武器是挖空心思,想尽办法。当时美国民用武器市场还是一块肥肉,为了能挤进去赚钱,‘萝莉控’搞出的84s突击步枪相当便宜,卖得还不错。 But now ......., A rifle can make several money, Sir I looks does not glance. However in line with ‚mosquito leg is also the meat’ the operation concept, ‚Lolicon’ indicated that sold sells. 可现在…….,一支步枪能赚几个钱,大爷我都看不上眼了。不过本着‘蚊子腿也是肉’的经营理念,‘萝莉控’表示卖就卖了。 Does not have for quite a while, beautiful fire of desire seller said market order suddenly to increase, supplements the order to 50,000. 过没半天,美欲火销售商表示市场订货暴增,追加订单到50000支。 Lies to scratch......, This was a little strange! 卧擦……,这就有点奇怪了！ 84s is not advanced rifle, it is a common people rifle, has the considerable performance in the cheap situation as far as possible, suddenly was why hot? 84s又不是什么先进步枪,它就是一支平民步枪,在尽可能便宜的情况下有相当的性能,为什么突然火了呢？ Result ‚Lolicon’ a person investigation, discovers merely on day, 84s let alone in the US, in the world hot to exploding. Because of a picture, the Sparta brave warriors uses this gadget! 结果‘萝莉控’的人一调查,才发现仅仅就一天的时间,84s别说在美国,在全球都火到爆了。就因为一张照片,斯巴达勇士用这玩意啊！ Has hung more than 50 blacks one time, the malignant armed assault case of Chicago causes a stir in the world. Even if Chicago Police repeatedly stressed this is a gangster internecine strife, where compelling by chance appeared, the black person but who must make trouble no matter, the media of joining in the fun does not manage. 一次性挂了50多黑人,美国芝加哥的恶性枪击案算是轰动全球了。哪怕芝加哥警方反复强调这是一次黑帮火拼,逼只是碰巧出现在哪里,可要闹事的黑人才不管呢,凑热闹的媒体更不管了。 Popular feelings agitated, spreads over the entire world about this armed assault case only clear fight video immediately, all audiences saw of extremely startled chestnut the fellow who has to dress up the Sparta brave warriors in extremely adept fight skill, has killed 14 people in a half minute. 舆情汹汹之下,关于这次枪击案唯一清晰的战斗视频立刻传遍全世界,所有观众都看到了极其惊栗的一幕有个打扮成斯巴达勇士的家伙以极其娴熟的战斗技巧,在半分钟内干掉了14个人。 A half minute 30 seconds, calculate that have killed one every two seconds, are equal to breathing each time kill one person. This is simply unapproachable, irresistible maneating, this person was also too ruthless, true killing without batting an eye! 半分钟才30秒啊,算下来每两秒就干掉了一个,等于每次呼吸就射杀一人。这简直就是无可匹敌,势不可挡的凶悍,这人也太狠了,真正的杀人不眨眼！ The casting a spell summon magic that although there is a brain to enter the public welfare organization of water calls this is compels to do, person who so long as there is a reason will not accept the so fantastic view. 虽然有脑子进水的公益组织一个劲的叫这是逼搞的禁咒召唤魔法,只要有理智的人就根本不会接受如此荒诞不经的说法。 But the video appraisal discovers unexpectedly , the media to attract the audience do not have the moral integrity, immediately this video and related reportage, and picked to believe view this of Chicago Police is the fellow who that evening plays the role of the Sparta brave warriors is fighting. 但视频鉴定就发现居然还是真的,媒体为了吸引受众才没有节操,立刻将这个视频和相关新闻报道出来,并且采信了芝加哥警方的说法这是当晚一名扮成斯巴达勇士的家伙在战斗。 In the video the Sparta brave warriors is a calmness, heartless, typical slaughtering machine. Who is issue person? Does not know! 视频上斯巴达勇士是一个冷静,无情,典型的杀戮机器。问题这人是谁？不知道！ Chicago Police said that is also under investigation, not to know what status temporarily this aggressive fellow is? But discards the guns that according to the scene, this has re-equipped ak is the assault rifle, said accurately was last century the 84s assault rifle that imported from Huaxia. 芝加哥警方说还在调查中,暂时还不知道这个生猛的家伙到底是什么身份？但根据现场丢弃的枪支来看,这是一支改装过的ak系突击步枪,准确的说是上世纪从华夏进口的84s突击步枪。 This fierce person must use the fierce spear/gun, originally 84s is such a trustworthy weapon! 这猛人就要用猛枪啊,原来84s就是这么一支值得信赖的武器啊！ In the video the picture of that strong man has spread over the world, countless young people do not care about any Chicago armed assault case from the start, did not care about the black dead many. The weapon that they only care about this to lead to explode the fellow and this fellow who use, even if the blacks feels that this image is too flamboyant. 视频中那个猛男的照片都已经传遍全球了,无数年轻人压根不在意什么芝加哥枪击案,更不在意黑鬼死了多少。他们只在乎这个帅到爆的家伙和这家伙用的武器,哪怕是黑人都觉着这个形象太牛逼。 „Was too graceful, was too graceful!” “太帅了,真的太帅了！” „I like his scarlet cloak, where sells? I want to come one.” “我喜欢他那件血色披风,哪里有卖？我想来一件。” Skin underpants that „this brave warrior wears. Oh! I really am the ultra love, incurable falling in love! Good wants by such fierce and brutal man devastation, to be been certainly good to satisfy a craving.” “还有这个勇士穿的皮裤衩。天哪！我真是超爱,无可救药的爱上了！好想被这样凶暴的男人蹂躏,一定好过瘾。” „Even if as the man, I must acknowledge that this fellow is truly charming. Good to envy he developed and solid muscle, suddenly has fitness very much **.” “哪怕作为男人,我也要承认这家伙确实帅气。好羡慕他发达而结实的肌肉,突然很有去健身的**。” „I believe the person who recently managed the fitness card will rise dramatically.” “我相信最近去办健身卡的人会飙升。” „Which woman can resist such man to entice? It is estimated that so long as he presented that light this muscle enough attracted a big ticket younger sister to open not obstructs the congress.” “哪个女人能抵御这样的男人勾引啊？估计只要他亮个相,光这一身肌肉就足够吸引一大票妹子开无遮大会了。” „Taobao specializes in selling, the Chicago armed assault case Sparta brave warrior same funds, the explosive date sold 10,000 sets. Now pair 11, special price 50% discount sale, Jiangsu , Zhejiang , Shanghai Bao You!” “淘宝专卖,芝加哥枪击案斯巴达勇士同款,劲爆日销10000套。现在双11,特价五折销售,江浙沪包邮啦！” „This fellow absolutely is the career military, the tactical maneuver and psychological quality are above high of imagination. He very possible is the US forces elite, is not ‚seal’ is ‚delta’.” “这个家伙绝对是职业军人,战术动作和心理素质超乎想象的高。他很可能是美军精锐,不是‘海豹’就是‘三角洲’。” „I will say that this fellow does act too quickly? Several times saw that the bullet hits before his foot, does not hit he.” “我会说这个家伙动作太快么？好几次看到子弹就打在他脚边,偏偏就是打不中他本人。” „I with the computerized analysis, the speed of this fellow a little had not been just right. Boulter before him is trash, the cheetah does not have him to be quick! The video should have the issue.” “我刚刚用计算机分析过了,这个家伙的速度有点不对头。博尔特在他面前都是渣渣,猎豹也没他快啊！视频应该还是有问题。” In network lively, suddenly dressed up itself the Sparta brave warriors has become unrest, moreover must be joined to 84s to be authentic. May in the US, because the black person is causing trouble, such appearance has the suspicion of racial discrimination, then makes 84s always not to have the issue! 网络上热热闹闹,一时间把自己打扮斯巴达勇士成了一股风潮,而且一定要配上一支84s才正宗。可在美国由于黑人正在闹事,这样打扮有种族歧视的嫌疑,那么弄一支84s总没问题吧！ The key is this spear/gun is cheap, last century sold also less than 100 US dollars one, bore the exercise robustly, was easy to operate. It can also re-equip the completely automatic rifle of big magazine, although such does is illegal, but the gangster member likes this type of firepower wild weapon. 关键是这枪便宜啊,上世纪卖还不到100美元一支,皮实耐操,使用方便。它还可以改装成大弹匣的全自动步枪,虽然这么做是违法的,但黑帮成员就喜欢这种火力狂暴的武器。 Because the advertisement hits was good, price really cheap, order one after another flew from the entire world, quick on not a small number. 由于广告打的太好了,价格又实在便宜,订单一张一张的从全世界飞了过来,很快就累计起一个不小的数目。 Not only the American wants, the people in other world places also want. For example the drug lord in South America, the warlord in Africa, everybody feels that completely wastes to under the good weapon, spear/gun quite good 84s of easy to use maintenance fully to have met simply the above requirement. 不但美国人想要,世界其他地方的人也想要。比如南美的毒枭,非洲的军阀,大家都觉着给手下太好的武器完全浪费,还是简单已操作方便维护的枪比较好84s完全符合以上要求。 Because the Sparta brave warriors propagandize in the image, 84s even has become a brand, similarly the firearms of ak series do not have it to sell. So long as has looked at the video of armed assault case, deeply will approve such a spear/gun. 因为斯巴达勇士在形象宣传,84s甚至成了一个品牌,同样ak系列的枪械就是没它好卖。只要看过枪击案的视频,都会深深认同这么一支枪。 May facing the order of streaming, ‚Lolicon’ group express! This past 30 years, last century price also has wanted to continue? Adds a zero to the father in front of the decimal point of selling price. 可面对纷至沓来的订单,‘萝莉控’集团表示啊呸！这都过去30年了,上个世纪的价格还想继续啊？给老子在售价的小数点前面加个零。 Has a dream, wants the small advantage to sell, otherwise we might as well sell other weapons! 做梦,就是要便宜才卖得动,否则我们还不如销售其他武器呢！ The munitions sellers in all over the world do not do, both sides bargained back and forth a long time, finally the decision added a price to sell, because liked the person of this spear/gun being getting more and more. 世界各地的军火销售商不干了,双方讨价还价老半天,最后决定还是加点价钱销售,因为喜欢这枪的人越来越多。 Although the racial discrimination is the taboo topics, no matter but the black person Caucasian, feels that guns down the black to satisfy a craving with this, feels that grasps such a spear/gun is just liking the Sparta brave warriors takes possession, the fight promotes 100%! 种族歧视虽然是禁忌话题,但不管黑人白人,都觉着用这枪杀黑鬼才过瘾,都觉着握着这么一支枪就恍如斯巴达勇士附体,战斗提升100！ Slightly after gaining one, ‚Lolicon’ group mused: Who this to the person who we do make free advertisement is? Must send a medal to be good to him!( To be continued.) 小赚一笔之后,‘萝莉控’集团不禁暗想:这个给我们做免费广告的人是谁啊？得给他发个勋章才行！(未完待续。)
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