ROTW :: Volume #2 混乱和苦难

#154: This teases me!

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Must face-to-face communicate with the person, nothing but is the language exchange. 要与人面对面的沟通,无非就是语言交流。 Must the pulling up younger sister face-to-face, nothing but must make her happy. 要面对面的撩妹,无非就是要让她开心。 But must face-to-face simultaneously pull up two women, this little difficulty. 可要面对面同时撩两个女人,这就有点难度了。 Chatted the life, chats link that the family definitely will enter the trivial worry, can only chats the interest hobby, chatted makes merry. If chatted obtained trust happily, but can also talk about some all kinds private topics thoroughly......, This men are interested. May facing two women, the private topic be not quite good to launch! 聊生活,聊家庭肯定会进入琐碎烦恼的环节,只能是聊兴趣爱好,聊吃喝玩乐。如果聊的开心获得信任感,还可以深入聊些色色的私密话题……,这个男人都感兴趣。可面对两个女人,私密话题不太好展开啊！ Zhou Qingfeng was complaining at heart that Aunt Zhang this was old some senile dementias? How to give his same time to make two women? Doesn't this tease him to play? 周青峰心里都在埋怨,张大妈这是年纪大了有些老年痴呆么？怎么就给他同一时间弄来两个女人？这不是逗他玩吗？ Good, meets the challenge, two women on two women. Even if the difficulty doubles, the feeling of love that must pull up them is difficult to damp. 好吧,迎接挑战,两个女人就两个女人。哪怕难度加倍,也要把她们撩的春情难抑。 NTZ-49 has been manifested on Zhou Qingfeng to the intelligence improvement effect, first his memory becomes strong, in the past heard various stories of dyeing to well up in abundance. Since is the cafe, that from coffee and cakes and pastries anything's chatting! NTZ-49对智力的改善效果已经在周青峰身上得以体现,首先他的记忆力就变得超强,过去耳闻目染的各种见闻纷纷涌上心头。既然是咖啡厅,那就从咖啡和糕点什么的聊起吧！ Keen power of observation and sensation greatly sharpened the ability that Zhou Qingfeng and person exchanged, but several obtained the good effect about food and coffee small joke, very natural has pulled closer him and distances between two adult females. 敏锐的观察力和感知大大提高了周青峰与人交流的能力,而几个关于食物和咖啡的小笑话获得了不错的效果,很自然的拉近了他和两个成年女性之间的距离。 Relaxed topic often joyful, Zhou Qingfeng feels suddenly such chatted also very well, particularly and contour style of speaking good female chatted, can relax the mood very much. He in Wasteland was too anxious, returning to the present world also to have troublesome, but happy chat can alleviate the vicious tendencies that he accumulates greatly. 轻松的话题往往令人愉悦,周青峰突然觉着就这么聊聊天也挺好的,尤其是和外形谈吐都不错的女性闲聊,很能放松心情。他在废土过的太紧张了,回到现世也少不了麻烦,而愉快的聊天能大大缓解他心里积累的戾气。 As the chat object, mature Feng Wan is more talkative, the witticism like the bead, the smiling face is unceasing, interacts the fitting with Zhou Qingfeng's. Both sides chatted vigorously, quick chatted the respective hobby from the food and drink very much, the imagination of Zhou Qingfeng powerful and unconstrained style and humorous often can woman funny being overjoyed. 作为聊天对象,成熟些的冯婉更加健谈,妙语如珠,笑颜不断,跟周青峰的互动很贴合。双方聊的很起劲,很快就从吃喝聊到了各自的爱好,周青峰天马行空的想象和幽默往往能把女人逗的乐不可支。 Talked about in the love topic, is very natural as Feng Wan that the newspaper office edited in English read a Shakespeare's sonnet, but after reading, she some apologetic, the person who because understood Shakespeare may the sincerity not be many, but the person who can understand were less, these only feared on the awkward silence. 聊到爱情的话题上,作为报社编辑的冯婉很自然用英语念了一段莎士比亚的十四行诗,不过念完之后她又些歉然,因为懂莎士比亚的人可真心不多,而能听懂的人就更少了,这一下只怕就冷场。 May have ‚speaks language’ Zhou Qingfeng of ability not only has actually understood, but also relied on the strong memory to recite the entire first poem. 可拥有‘通晓语言’能力的周青峰却不但听懂了,还凭借超强记忆力把整首诗背诵了一遍。 „ My love pledged that her heart is the sincerity. “我的爱人发誓,她的心是一片真诚。 I believe her, although knew perfectly well that she is lying. 我相信她,虽然明知她在说谎。 ....... ……。 ” ” Anything compels the standard, does the matter that others cannot achieve compels the standard! 什么是逼格,做别人做不到的事情就是逼格！ When Feng Wan is infatuated with, listening to Zhou Qingfeng to repeat with the low and deep intonation, felt that drinks ice water refreshed like the big summer, the whole person elusively flutters, as if the soul is ordinary in the sublimation. Surrounding all not obvious, at present only has the Zhou Qingfeng indifferent smile and affection intonation. 冯婉正陶醉时,听周青峰用低沉的语调复述,感觉像大夏天喝冰水一样的爽快,整个人都空灵飘荡起来,仿佛灵魂在升华一般。周围一切不可见,眼前只有周青峰淡然的微笑和深情的语调。 Waits for the poetry to read, the reality returns. Feng Wan actually has not given full expression, now few people have liked in the ancient times the British literature, can read so standard is extremely rare. Her impatient asking: „How can you Shakespeare's poetry?” 等诗歌念完,现实回归。冯婉却意犹未尽,现在已经很少有人喜欢古代英国文学,能念得如此标准的更是凤毛麟角。她迫不及待的问道:“你怎么会莎士比亚的诗歌？” Shakespeare's literature was too old, old being separated reality. Foreigner who probably learns the modern Chinese does not have the means direct understanding classical Chinese literature. Similarly, has studied the Chinese of up-to-date English, wants to understand that also repeated in the ancient times English, similarly had the difficulty. 莎士比亚的文学太老了,老的脱离现实。就好像学会现代汉语的外国人可没办法直接理解古文。同样的,学过现代英语的中国人,想要理解并且复述古代英语,同样有难度。 „My memory is good.” The Zhou Qingfeng smile much explained. “我记性好。”周青峰微笑却不过多解释。 „No!” Feng Wan is an editor, is not the fool, „memory good not to be impossible to read is so good, you have understood the ideal condition of poetry obviously. This should be the thing that the master of research classical literature can grasp.” “不！”冯婉是编辑,又不是傻瓜,“记性好也不可能读的这么好,你明显理解了诗歌的意境。这应该是研究古典文学的硕士才能掌握的东西。” Feng Wan takes the knowledge female, is partial in the male of choice similarly high school record as the companion. However after she has seen the Zhou Qingfeng's picture, had that an interest to this young people, in addition the Aunt Zhang strength recommends, just now agreed that comes out to see. 冯婉作为知识女性,偏向于挑选同样高学历的男性作为伴侣。不过她见过周青峰的照片后,却对这个年轻人有了那么点兴趣,再加上张大妈力荐,方才同意出来见一见。 Finally such sees, satisfies at heart. The young body is strong, handsome charming, Feng Wan wants to look for a sweetheart to oneself, naturally did not mind that asks to be small, strong man who even wants to look for small shepherd. 结果这么一见,心里大为满意。年轻体壮,英俊帅气,冯婉想给自己找个情人,自然不介意找个比自己小的,甚至就想要找个小狼狗似的强壮男人。 But Zhou Qingfeng recited the ability of sonnet adeptly is to poke the Feng Wan's G points, making her hold in high esteem to this young boy immediately at present. If there is been satisfied on the spirit and meat, is women wants. 而周青峰娴熟背诵十四行诗的能力更是戳中了冯婉的G点,让她当即对眼前这个年轻的男孩子刮目相看。如在灵与肉上都得到满足,是个女人都要的。 Thinks to look, when them the recitation poetry that lets this boy affection, regarding a literary female, this to high enjoys. 想想看,当两人时让这小子深情的朗诵诗歌,对于一个文学女性来说,这就是至高享受。 „Perhaps must disappoint you, I only then the high school graduate.” Zhou Qingfeng very natural informs own school record, the present his sincerity does not need to cover up anything. “恐怕要让你失望了,我只有高中毕业。”周青峰很大方的告知自己的学历,现在的他真心没必要遮掩什么。 Pū......! 只是,噗……！ Sat is actually choked by the coffee in another side Xu Rong. This has child's young mother obviously having a scare by such low school record. Zhou Qingfeng sees this, immediately understands Aunt Zhang only feared, in giving two women introduced when oneself, only said the merit, has not said the shortcoming. 坐在另一边的徐蓉却被咖啡呛着了。这个带孩子的年轻母亲明显是被这么低的学历给吓了一跳。周青峰看到这一幕,当即明白张大妈只怕在给两个女人介绍自己时,只说优点,没说缺点。 Oh......, Is a go-between not this that acts as a marriage go-between. But the school record accepts a lower status is a Zhou Qingfeng biggest short board. Really, Xu Rong is holding child surprised asking of: „You, only then does the high school graduate?” 唉……,牵线保媒的不都这样么。而学历低就是周青峰最大的一块短板。果然,徐蓉抱着孩子惊讶的问道:“你只有高中毕业？” Looks at the opposite party surprise the expression, Zhou Qingfeng knows oneself do not need to waste the time and energy on his body. He chatted more than hours with Feng Wan, both sides are very both happy. But during this, Xu Rong did not speak basically listens, the opening was interrupts to ask the Zhou Qingfeng's family background at most. 看对方诧异的表情,周青峰知道自己没必要在其身上多浪费时间和精力了。他跟冯婉已经聊了一个多钟头,双方都很愉快。而这期间徐蓉基本不说话只是听,顶多开头是插嘴问问周青峰的家世。 Where works? 在哪里工作啊？ How many receives? 收入多少啊？ In family/home what people? 家里有些什么人啊？ Has the house vehicle? 有没有房子车子啊？ Vulgar......, Really is unbearably vulgar! 俗啊……,真是俗不可耐！ Said during the strange men and women chat life and family definitely will fall into various types to be trivially agitated, present Xu Rong has done this matter. But comes up from the contour, this woman compares mature natural Feng Wan also inferior many, does not have a child probably for two years, when was a little pregnant the obese physique/carriage to retain. 都说了陌生男女聊生活和家庭必然会陷入各种琐碎烦躁之中,眼前的徐蓉就干了这种事。而从外形上来,这个女人相比成熟大方的冯婉也逊色不少,大概是生孩子没两年,还有点怀孕时的肥胖体态保留了下来。 „Yes, my high school graduated coming out to work, was the vagrants. The income did not have many, only then made money recently. The house that lives is very worn-out, vehicle also ....., Good, currently has a car(riage), but the tattered class loses, is pick-up.” “是的,我高中毕业就出来工作了,一直都是无业游民。收入一直都也没多少,只有最近才赚了点钱。住的房子很破旧,车子也…..,好吧,现在有辆车,不过破烂流丢,就是辆皮卡。” This situation saying, Xu Rong could not sit still immediately. Does not have money not to have the room, heard that has a car(riage), now knows that is pick-up. In the female person eyes, isn't pick-up the factory draws the goods the broken car(riage)? Can this also call the car(riage)? 这个情况一说,徐蓉顿时坐不住了。没钱没房,听说有辆车,现在才知道是一辆皮卡。在女人眼里,皮卡不就是工厂拉货的破车么？这也能叫有车？ As everyone knows, Zhou Qingfeng that running quickly pick-up is more expensive than the upscale passenger vehicle. Are multi-million good? Are several million good? Are several million good? What a pity Zhou Qingfeng did not point out that Xu Rong naturally does not know. 殊不知,周青峰那辆奔驰皮卡比高档轿车还贵。价值几百万好不好？几百万好不好？几百万好不好？可惜周青峰不点明,徐蓉自然不知道。 „All right, you are young. The school record is not the issue, I feel that depends on you to interpret the hearing ability, is a translator to be good.” Feng Wan comforts several actually, she also never forgets the Zhou Qingfeng poem the charm, pats the table saying: „We continue to chat the poetry, is good? I want to listen to you to continue back poem, your sound is very magnetic, listens ultra to have the feeling in the ear!” “没事,你还年轻。学历也不是问题,我觉着就凭你口译听力的能力,做个翻译都不错。”冯婉倒是安慰几句,她还念念不忘周青峰诗朗诵的魅力,轻轻拍拍桌子说道:“我们继续聊诗歌,好不好？我想听你继续背诗,你的声音很富有磁性,听在耳朵里超有感觉！” But at this time the Xu Rong cell phone has made a sound, after she answered a meeting, turns head to cover the microphone to speak in a low voice, as if persuaded anything in the complaint. Zhou Qingfeng thought: This woman should to walk! Walked also well, regardless of makings or appearance, light Feng Wan suits his appetite. 而这时徐蓉的手机响了起来,她接听了一会后就扭头捂着话筒低声说话,似乎在埋怨劝说什么的。周青峰心想:这女人应该要走了吧！走了也好,无论气质还是容貌,轻冯婉都更合他胃口。 However the result of matter actually had 180 degrees transition, Xu Rong after taking the telephone, said with a smile: „ Xiao Zhou, I sees for the miss of friend family/home your. That girl is true Xu Rong, others are only 18 years old, big one on day positive normal school. 不过事情的结果却发生180度转折,徐蓉在接过电话后,却又笑道:“小周啊,我是替朋友家的一个姑娘来见见你的。那个女孩子才是真正的徐蓉,人家才18岁,在天阳师范学院上大一。 The young misses have not made the boyfriend, is a little shy, fears to run into the unprincipled person, therefore I come to give advice to her, but others girls are very satisfied to you. You look, she behind you. ” 小姑娘没交过男朋友,有点害羞,又怕遇到坏人,所以我就是来给她参谋参谋,不过人家女孩子对你挺满意的。你看,她就在你背后呢。” Zhou Qingfeng has a look at front false Xu Rong, turned head to see true Xu Rong tall Tiao again, but the clear girl, on the oval face is bringing shy smiling, the simple white one-piece dress is slim and graceful, shy is also passing the young blood. 周青峰看看面前的假徐蓉,再回过头来就看到了真正的徐蓉一个高挑而清纯的女孩子,瓜子脸上带着腼腆的笑,简单的白色连衣裙亭亭玉立,害羞中还透着青春活力。 „Hello, I am Xu Rong. The appearance that you just recited poetry was too graceful, I very like. Therefore......, Knows.” The young girl purses the lips, although acts with constraint actually on own initiative put out a hand. “你好,我是徐蓉。你刚刚念诗的样子太帅了,我挺喜欢的。所以……,认识一下吧。”年轻的女孩抿着嘴,虽然矜持却主动伸出了手。 Zhou Qingfeng has compelled once more ignorant, such pretty girl hides in behind peeps, is teasing me! 周青峰再次懵逼了,这么漂亮的女孩躲在后头偷窥,就是在逗我啊！
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