Zhou Qingfeng's good fortune and unfortunately because of a movie. He has a vacation to rest at home with great difficulty, has chosen the 《Wasteland》 super big piece from the computer, a afternoon that reluctantly the preparation relaxes. This movie is the science fiction theme, time in 2030 New York. 周青峰的幸与不幸都因为一部电影。他好不容易有个假期在家休息,从电脑上选了一部名叫《废土》的超级大片,准备放松的过一个懒懒的下午。这部片子是科幻题材,时间点在2030年的美国纽约。 The screenwriter of this movie the brain hole, said that some day US government, army, Police, the plutocrat disappeared suddenly. National all electric power and supply of fuel interrupts, the source of water and food is deficient, various types of living materials are extremely scarce, the social morals lose the restraint, the hoodlum and criminal run wild everywhere, the society is at loses the foreword chaotic the anarchy. 这部电影的编剧开了脑洞,说有一天美国政府,军队,警察,财阀突然消失了。全国所有的电力和燃料供应中断,水和食物的来源匮乏,各种生活物资极其紧缺,社会道德失去约束,暴徒和罪犯四处横行,社会处于混乱失序的无政府状态。 Zhou Qingfeng saw where the first response of this setting is the father must go to clean up the trash, no......, Picks the treasure! Looks that priceless item was discarded at will, looks the beautiful women who the face pretty strip is suitable for not depend on wretchedly, he feels that loves dearly. 周青峰看到这个设定的第一反应是老子要去哪里捡垃圾,不……,捡宝贝！看着价值连城的物品被随意丢弃,看着脸靓条顺的美女们孤苦无依,他都觉着好心疼。 Picks to order enough food and drink casually for a lifetime, casual several little girls come back to solve important matter lifelong. 随便捡点回来都足够吃喝一辈子,随便拉几个妞回来就可以解决终身大事。 Un......, We continued the movie plot, in turning into gomorrha New York, how had a household of ordinary family of three to overcome various difficulties to survive, and insisting for three months later, waited till the government and other force organizations to reappear. 嗯......,我们继续说电影剧情,就是在变成罪恶之都的纽约,有户普通的三口之家是如何克服各种困难生存下去,并且在坚持了三个月后,等到了政府等强力机构重新出现。 Because of all sorts of outstanding performance in chaotic time, this family of three was regarded as the hero by the entire beautiful people, since then lives the level road, infinite bright. male protagonist is even determined to take part in government, finally campaign became US President. 因为在混乱时期的种种优异表现,这一家三口被全美人民视作英雄,从此生活一路坦途,无限光明。男主角甚至决心从政,最后竞选成为了美国总统。 Oh......, Will the government also come back? Did not have the meaning! 喔噢……,原来政府还会回来啊？太没意思了！ This is one publicizes the movie of US culture and values, key prominent love, just, family, kinship the elements of energy, but also supplements the individualistic heroism color. 这就是一部宣扬美国文化和价值观的电影,重点突出爱情,正义,家庭,亲情等正能量的元素,还附带个人英雄主义色彩。 male protagonist saves the society by the unusual ability, punishes evilly, struggles to change life colorful of American dream exaggeration personally. Manifested commoner also to make the outstanding contribution, served as contrast high the compelling standard of American. 男主角以超凡能力拯救社会,惩治邪恶,把个人奋斗改变人生的美国梦渲染的多姿多彩。体现了平凡人也能做出卓越贡献,把美国佬的逼格高高衬托起来。 Good, the movie puts here to be good. May most hold the egg after having the perfect result, the picture actually shows the captions, said what to do, if the government doesn't come back? Then the movie continues to develop, had insisted the family of three of whole show three months later, the situation does not have any improvement. 好吧,电影放到这里还是不错的。可最操蛋的是有完美结局之后,画面却又打出字幕,说如果政府不回来怎么办？然后电影继续演下去,作为主要人物的一家三口坚持了三个月后,情况却没有任何改善。 male protagonist using energy complete thoughts and industriously protect own family member, even if meets each time makes him be scarred difficultly, but he insisted as before. The leading ladies also give various family member comforts, even if not discouraged again painstakingly again tired. Daughter's role is also resourceful and courageous, helping the parents resolve various crises. 男主角费劲全部心思和努力保护自己的家人,哪怕每次遇到困难让他伤痕累累,可他依旧坚持。女主角也给家庭成员各种安慰,哪怕再苦再累也绝不气馁。女儿的角色也是机智勇敢,帮助父母应对各种危机。 But after the winter approaches, the person of survival cannot see any hope, the collection of commodity becomes more and more difficult. The vicious incident of mass violence in society gets stronger and stronger, in human nature was enlarged uglily infinitely, individual conscience becomes is tiny and laughable. 但当冬天来临后,幸存的人看不到任何希望,物资的收集变得越来越困难。社会中的恶性暴力事件愈演愈烈,人性中的丑陋被无限放大,个人的良知变得渺小而可笑。 Those who most made one unable to bear, when the movie plot carried on the neap tide, the nuclear arsenal of world opened suddenly, all strategic nuclear bombs were lifted off, and hit global each main cities after more than ten minutes. 最最叫人受不了的是,当影片情节进行到最低潮时,全球的核武库突然开启,所有战略核弹都被发射升空,并且在十多分钟后命中全球各个主要城市。 After the nuclear bomb washes the place, insufficient, is following close on the chemical weapon and lifeforms weapon is also released, the global over 90% population die of this big cataclysm. 核弹洗地之后还不够,紧跟着化学武器和生物武器也被释放出来,全球90以上的人口死于这场大灾变。 But this has not calculated that the entire Earth lifeforms circle has the distortion because of the attack of lifeforms genetic weapon, the disassimilation zoology and botany starts to have the greatly strengthened aggressivity, this lets want to rebuild civilized humanity more poverty-stricken. 而这还不算完,整个地球生物圈因为生物基因武器的攻击而发生畸变,异化的动植物开始具备极强的攻击性,这让想要重建文明的人类更加困苦。 Escapes from the family of three in New York to live by luck extremely difficultly, male protagonist when entering small town collection food was killed a spear/gun, the leading lady to protect the daughter was seized by the slave trader. The picture that the movie finished is the pitiful young miss stands in a wilderness alone and forsaken sobs. 侥幸逃出纽约的一家三口生活极其艰难,男主角在进入一个小镇收集食物时被人一枪打死,女主角为保护女儿被奴隶贩子抓走。影片结束的画面是可怜的小姑娘孤苦伶仃的站在一片荒野中哭泣。 Lying trough, this rotten piece, rotten piece, super greatly rotten piece! That the young misses have tears streaming down the face good intention who makes Zhou Qingfeng look. 卧槽,这个烂片,烂片,超级大烂片！小姑娘泪流满面的一幕让周青峰看的好心塞。 Zhou Qingfeng feels that in the piece big young two beautiful women are very attractive, as the wife and mother's leading lady mature sex appeal, is the youth is also pretty as daughter's supporting actress. After he saw the perfect result, feels oneself can a lu round well, be possible the hell result to make him receive a ton injury. 周青峰觉着片中一大一小两个美女都很漂亮,作为妻子和母亲的女主角成熟性感,作为女儿的女配角也是青春靓丽。他原本看到完美结局后都觉着自己可以好好的撸一发,可紧接着的地狱结局却让他受到成吨的伤害。 Lying trough, love of reaching an agreement with just? Kinship and family of reaching an agreement? Does the entire family of reaching an agreement make a fresh start the happy new life happily? How does the reality all of a sudden become such brutal? Is this movie that who pats? Station......, father ensure does not kill you! 卧槽,说好的爱和正义呢？说好的亲情和家庭呢？说好的合家欢乐重新开始美好的新生活呢？怎么现实一下子变得如此之残酷？这是谁拍的片子？站出来……,老子保证不打死你！ Zhou Qingfeng rarely after watching the movie has not shut down the player immediately, patient and other captions of tail leader come out. He wants to know that this is the trash movie that bastard director makes? 周青峰难得在看完电影后没有立刻关闭播放器,耐心的等片尾的字幕出来。他就想知道这是那个混蛋导演拍的垃圾电影？ Finally discovers the producer, Director, the script, the screenwriter, and even the clothing, the stage prop wait/etc. all people are name GOD! 结果就发现制片人,导演,剧本,编剧,乃至服装,道具等等所有人都是一个名字GOD！ Who is GOD? With such diao name did not fear that was struck by lightning? Zhou Qingfeng that is not convinced also accesses the net to search, wants to know that this is that Fang Dashen? Finally Baidu|hundred degrees very explicit told him, GOD translated Chinese is ‚God’ meaning. GOD是谁？用这么diao的名字不怕被雷劈么？不服气的周青峰还上网去搜索,想知道这到底是那方大神？结果百度很明确的告诉他,GOD翻译成中文就是‘上帝’的意思。 He meow, this is teasing me! If this director God, the father were the jade emperor. 他喵的,这是在逗我！这导演要是上帝,老子就是玉帝了。 Zhou Qingfeng searches this name ‚Wasteland’ movie, discovered finally online does not have the introduction of this movie from the start. Does not know that this is that company racket, does not know that who the participants are? Without the constructor, does not have release side, without any commentary, anything does not have. 周青峰又去搜索这部叫做‘废土’的片子,结果发现网上压根没这部片子的介绍。不知道这是那个公司拍的,也不知道参演人员是谁？没有制作方,没有发行方,没有任何评论,什么都没有。 Hey......, Was this meets inadequately cleverly? Wait/Etc....... The movie that where I make? 耶嘿……,这是遇到鬼了不成？等等……,我是从哪里弄来的这部片子？ Zhou Qingfeng remembered itself opened some website muddleheaded, ignited to broadcast this movie. Although the family of three of film title the life is impoverished, actually also the harmony happiness, to the person very warm feeling, he sat well attractive the entire more than five hours. 周青峰想起自己是稀里糊涂打开了某个网站,点着点着就播放了这部电影。片头的一家三口虽然生活清苦,却也其乐融融,给人很温馨的感觉,他才坐下来好好看了整整五个多钟头。 More than five hours! Had not heard that movie is so long. Finished eating the food to end to the darkness from noon, Zhou Qingfeng actually looked at a lot of air/Qi. Very much he is not feeling well found the commentary column under broadcast page, unrestrained/no trace of politeness has knocked own full belly discontent. 五个多钟头啊！从没听说过那部电影这么长。从中午吃完饭到天黑落幕,周青峰却看了一肚子气。他很不爽的在播放页面下找到个评论栏,毫不客气的把自己满肚子牢骚敲了上去。 „Rotten movie, the trash movie, simply is counter- * humanity counter- * the society! I must look at happy comedy ending, how do not discuss the pitiful life of human in world's end.” “烂电影,垃圾电影,简直就是反*人类反*社会嘛！我要看开开心心的喜剧结尾,不是要探讨人类在末世中如何悲惨的生活。” The rap carriage return, the commentary sent. When Zhou Qingfeng wants to close the homepage, commented the column to renovate suddenly. Above emits one to leave a message: You feel that this movie isn't good? But this is the real world. 敲击回车,评论发上去了。就当周青峰想要关闭网页时,评论栏突然刷新了。上面冒出一句留言来:你觉着这电影不好？可这就是真实的世界。 Real your big end of ghost! When I am a fool? 真实你个大头鬼！当我是傻子么？ ID of message is ‚GOD’, Zhou Qingfeng saw that this ID is at heart the fire is big. He returns to the covered passageway: „Also really thinks that you are God! You is a director. Makes the movie for entertainment populace, to make money. Following result is so awful, who will also buy a ticket to look? This is asks the person unable to tolerate absolutely, some people will not like absolutely.” 留言的ID就是‘GOD’,周青峰看到这个ID就是心里火大。他又回复道:“还真以为你是上帝啊！你就是个导演而已。拍电影就是为了娱乐大众,就是为了赚钱。后面的结局那么糟糕,谁还会买票去看啊？这是绝对叫人无法容忍,绝对不会有人喜欢的。” Quick of GOD reply, „I do not care about humanity whether likes this movie, does not care about the wealth. This to me is only a game.” GOD回复的很快,“我不在乎人类是否喜欢这部电影,更不在乎钱财。这对我而言只是个游戏。” I......, Installs to compel to really be one generation of new people changes the early man! The father many years were not installing to compel to mix, unexpectedly some people can also install compared with me, self-designated God did not say that arranges has probably that chapter of matter that the story arranged. 我嚓……,装逼界真是一代新人换旧人啊！老子多年不在装逼界混了,居然有人比我还能装,自命上帝不说,编故事编的好像真有那么回事似的。 „Didn't have the government, the world on the real worldwide chaos? Too laughable! The government is the person is also established, vanished, naturally some people will replace. Even if I goes to Wasteland, guaranteed does is better than 10,000 times male protagonist, I can certainly support.” “没了政府,世界就真的天下大乱了？太可笑了！政府也是人组成的,原先的消失了,自然会有人接替上去。哪怕是我去废土,也保证做的比男主角好10000倍,我一定能撑下去。” Vowing solemnly that Zhou Qingfeng said that he displayed himself to think various mistakes of male protagonist in piece, and gave back to own solution. Was saying was saying, he feels suddenly this scene supposition the proposition is amusing! 周青峰说的信誓旦旦,他罗列了自己认为男主角在片中的各种错误,并且还给出了自己的解决办法。说着说着,他忽然觉着这种情景假设的命题蛮好玩的！ This opposite GOD silent a meeting, returns to the covered passageway: „You feel oneself can in Wasteland live is better? If I give you to go, you do want?” 这次对面的GOD沉默了一会,回复道:“你觉着自己能在废土活的更好？如果我让给你去,你愿意吗？” „......, I do not want.” Zhou Qingfeng thought: My mental illness must the world that goes to that to be doomed to be destroyed. Has not eaten, has not drunk, everywhere is the person of surface animals. World that for a bread can kill people, the father does not go. ‚Puts mouth artillery’ and ‚actual execution’, but two matters. “呃……,我不愿意。”周青峰心想:我神经病了才要去那个注定要被毁灭的世界。没有吃,没有喝,到处都是人面禽兽。为了一块面包就能杀人的世界,老子才不去呢。‘放放嘴炮’和‘实际执行’可是两回事。 „ But you also overflowed the present well, you looked that you work these many years not to be left over money, blind date are so many time not to see the girl with you in the same place. Couple of days ago because also very small mistake scolded by the leader, what was most annoyed was the mistake is leader violates radically. “可你在现在也没过得多好,你看你工作这么多年也没存下钱,相亲那么多次也没见有女孩子跟你在一起。前两天还因为很小的过错挨领导骂,最恼火的是过错根本就是领导自己犯下的。 You do not have the house, does not have the vehicle, does not have the deposit, does not have the friend, some you do not have, you feel yourself also hopeful? ” 你没有房子,没有车子,没有存款,没有朋友,该有的你统统都没有,你觉着自己过的还有希望吗？” Lying trough......, GOD these words like a sudden thunderclap to Zhou Qingfeng simply, he stayed good long while, the mood disturbedly in message board other day covered passageway: „Who are you? How do you know my matter?” 卧槽……,GOD这一番话对周青峰来说简直就是五雷轰顶,他呆了好半天,才心情忐忑的在留言栏上回复道:“你到底是谁？你怎么知道我的事？” But GOD did not answer the issue, continued saying: „ I give you now a change life the opportunity, making you go to another world striving for success wanderer. You have first three days of appearance from the disaster, you passed in Wasteland every time for ten days, I make you come back to repair and maintain for three days, and allows you to carry off some spoils of war as the reward. 可GOD却不回答问题,继续说道:“我现在给你一个改变人生的机会,让你去另一个世界拼搏闯荡。你就从灾难发生前三天出现吧,你在废土每度过十天,我就让你回来修整三天,并且允许你带走一些战利品作为奖励。 I can also pass through benefits to you, so long as you can support have extinguished the world ago three months, my you win. When the time comes I will open the space and time gate to make you pass through freely. If you want, knocks 'enter' key. ” 我还可以给你一些穿越福利,只要你能撑过灭世前的三个月,我就算你赢。到时候我会开放时空门让你自由通行。如果你愿意,就敲一下回车键。” Looks at GOD this paragraph of writing, the Zhou Qingfeng whole person was ignorant, in his brain emits various disorderly trains of thought like the mess, finally changes to a question I also to have the opportunity to change own life really? Can I also exert oneself one time? Can save that to the pretty mother and daughter? 看完GOD这段文字,周青峰整个人都懵了,他脑子里如乱麻般冒出各种杂乱思绪,最后化作一个疑问我真的还有机会改变自己的人生？我还能重新奋发一次？要不要去拯救那对漂亮的母女？ No matter it, knocks 'enter' key not dead. 不管它,敲一下回车键又不会死。