RTDTH :: Volume #3

#249: Then, how this time to punish you?

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Evening's time, Jiang Fei lies on the bed tosses and turns, because the game maintains Requirements to stop for three days, is unable Jiang Fei of Log-in game somewhat unable to fall asleep! 晚上的时候,蒋飞躺在床上辗转反侧,游戏因为维护需要停止三天,无法登陆游戏的蒋飞有些睡不着了！ When also does not know, possibly is because was too sleepy, Jiang Fei goes off obscurely, knocks on a door until next day mother, he wakes up. 也不知道什么时候,可能是因为太困了,蒋飞才昏昏睡去,直到第二天老妈来敲门,他才醒来。 „......” Jiang Fei had a yawn, stretches oneself, felt that the quality of natural sleep must miss many compared in the deep sleep at game! “啊……”蒋飞打了个哈欠,又伸了伸懒腰,感觉自然睡眠的质量比起在游戏中的深度睡眠要差很多！ Today after going to the school, Jiang Fei obtains an unexpected news, the midterm examination! 今天来到学校之后,蒋飞才得到一个意外的消息,期中考试！ Before this news teacher, has told everyone, but Jiang Fei asked for leave at that time at home, therefore does not know, but is good to have scouter's Big Boss Jiang of eyes not to fear the test completely, although does not have the slight preparation, but the status of Jiang Fei false scholarship tyrant also no one can see through an affair! 这个消息老师之前就已经告诉大家了,只不过那时候蒋飞请假在家,所以根本不知道,不过好在拥有侦察者之眼的蒋大官人完全不怵考试,虽然没有丝毫的准备,但是蒋飞伪学霸的身份也没人能拆穿！ The examination paper sends, Jiang Fei lay in the table superior a while, was supposing studied Tyrant Men to be similar, Big Boss Jiang that the topic did also scouter's eyes summoning! 卷子发下来,蒋飞趴在桌子上等了一会儿,估摸着学霸们把题都做的差不多了,蒋大官人也把侦察者之眼给召唤出来了！ Operated scouter's eyes to gather round Sun Mengmeng and Chen Bo and the others transferred several, after Jiang Fei the answer contrasted, copied in own examination paper, the entire process passing clouds and flowing water, monitoring an exam teacher of inspection had not discovered that back and forth any flaw, instead acclaimed Jiang Fei is a talent, others presented the topic time he slept, when others were about to complete, he began, moreover was takes pen in hand to write, the middle did not have the ponder, that smooth vigor on Don't bring it up! 操纵侦察者之眼围着孙萌萌和陈博等人转了几圈,蒋飞把答案对比之后就抄到了自己的卷子上,整个过程行云流水,就连来回巡视的监考老师也没有发现任何的破绽,反而赞叹蒋飞是个天才,别人做题的时候他睡觉,等人家都快做完了,他才动手,而且是提笔就写,中间都不带思考的,那个流畅劲儿就别提了！ Copied the answer, Jiang Fei was somewhat boring, moved above scouter's eyes the Zhao Feng examination paper! 把答案都抄完了,蒋飞有些无聊,就把侦察者之眼移动到了赵峰的卷子上方！ At this time small Fatty is staring at the following big topic to be in a daze, the places of front filling up also many blanks, it seems like that this small Fatty 80% must hang! 此时小胖子正盯着后面的大题发呆,前面的填空也有不少空白的地方,看来这次小胖子八成要挂！ Saw that the distance completed an assignment is only left over for five minutes, this small Fatty raised the pencil to brush a point in the big topic following blank wrote! 眼看距离交卷只剩下五分钟了,这小胖子提起铅笔在大题下面的空白处刷刷点点的写了起来！ „Damn! Ok, small Fatty deeply concealed, final big topic metropolis/can!” Jiang Fei is actually accidental/surprised, but also remained for five minutes, will unable to finish! “我擦！行啊,小胖子深藏不露啊,最后的大题都会！”蒋飞对此倒是蛮意外的,只不过还剩五分钟了,就算是会也写不完了啊！ „shit! ox cross/crotch! Zhao Fatty has the skill you to complete an assignment!” After Jiang Fei carefully read a Zhao Feng examination paper, was good to hang has not given the air/Qi to be crooked the nose! “卧槽！牛叉！赵胖子有本事你就这么交卷！”当蒋飞仔细看了一眼赵峰的卷子之后,好悬没把鼻子给气歪了！ Sees only in the small Fatty examination paper crooked writes a doggerel! 只见小胖子的卷子上歪歪扭扭的写着一首歪诗！ Son setting the topic is difficult, 儿子出题难, The grandson monitors an exam strictly ; 孙子监考严; The father cannot, 老子就不会, Draws back my going to school money! 退我上学钱！ Jiang Fei can imagine the examining test papers teacher to see when this small Fatty examination paper was mad the crooked face, although everyone is a high-school student, but this examination paper hands over, that is also ready the proper invitation guardian! 蒋飞都能想象阅卷老师看到这小胖子的卷子时被气歪的脸了,虽然大家已经是高中生了,但是这卷子一交上去,那也是妥妥的请家长啊！ However what pitifully is, small Fatty did not have that big courage, the doggerel to finish for a half minute is not needed the rubber wiping off by him, moreover polished, Jiang Fei through scouter clarity shortly, perhaps no one knows small Fatty that this faded the da brain also had this low cunning unexpectedly! 不过可惜的是,小胖子始终没有那么大的胆子,歪诗写完没有半分钟就被他用橡皮给擦掉了,而且擦得干干净净,要不是蒋飞通过侦察者之眼看的清清楚楚,恐怕没人知道这个蔫头耷脑的小胖子居然还有这种歪才！ Time entire school of this day is taking a test, one after another tests, waited for all subjects to finish the time, to time of being on vacation from school! 这一天的时间整个学校都在考试,一门一门的考下来,等所有科目都结束的时候,也到了放学的时间！ Although wants to sexually harass small Fatty taking advantage of this doggerel, because scouter's the matter of eyes has no way to explain, therefore Jiang Fei also can only bear own wicked interest finally, honest comes home from school! 虽然很想借这首歪诗调戏一下小胖子,但是因为侦察者之眼的事情没法解释,所以最终蒋飞也只能忍住了自己的恶趣味,老老实实的放学回家！ The same road section, the same crossroad, in the Jiang Fei heart filled reluctantly! 同一个路段,同一个路口,蒋飞心中充满了无奈！ „Motherf*cker! Your becomes addicted to this road!” Jiang Fei looks that opposite of the crossroad rides on the motorcycle, the hand takes the fellow of long whip to scold. “你妹！你们丫的对这条路上瘾是吧！”蒋飞看着路口对面骑在摩托车上,手拿着长鞭的家伙骂道。 At this time Jiang Fei had just transferred the corner, enters this secluded alley, the opposite has a fellow to ride in the motorcycle superior he! Because opposite that fellow brings the helmet, Jiang Fei is not clear about the origin of opposite party. 此时蒋飞刚刚转过拐角,进入这条僻静的小巷,对面早就有一个家伙骑在摩托车上等着他了！因为对面那家伙带着头盔,蒋飞也不清楚对方的来历。 „Rumbling......” “轰轰……” Rides the fellow's on motor the deafening noise of accelerator bang, the car(riage) head lamp headlamp shakes the eyes of Jiang Fei! 骑在摩托上的家伙把油门轰的山响,车大灯更是直晃蒋飞的双眼！ „Bang!” “轰！” With an accelerator, the motorcycle accelerated suddenly, directly soars Jiang Fei to clash! 随着一把油门,摩托车猛然加速,直奔蒋飞冲了过来！ „Motherf*cker!” Facing to the motorcycle that oneself hit, Jiang Fei does not dare to neglect, the motorcycle kinetic energy that to/clashes high-speed may be big, own torso has not protected, the really run upon words, doing this is bad must receive the internal injury! “你妹！”面对向自己撞来的摩托车,蒋飞也不敢怠慢,高速冲来的摩托车动能可不小,自己的躯干又没有防护,真被撞上的话,搞不好得受到内伤！ Jiang Fei one flashes toward side, but the opposite party does not want to let off him obviously, immediately the left hand held on to the direction, the right hand wields the long whip to pull out like Jiang Fei! 蒋飞往旁边一闪,但是对方显然不想这么放过他,当即左手把住方向,右手挥动长鞭就像蒋飞抽了过来！ „!” Quick of eye and hand Jiang Fei puts out a hand to grasp, gave to grasp firmly the whip of opposite party slightly! “啪！”手疾眼快的蒋飞伸手一抓,把对方的鞭子稍给攥住了！ „......” Motorcycle flashes past from Zhao Feng Ji , the huge kinetic energy brought Jiang Fei to run forward tightly several steps, although Jiang Fei the strength was big, but the under foot did not have the root, therefore did not stand steadily! “呜……”摩托车从蒋飞身边一闪而过,巨大的动能带着蒋飞向前紧跑了几步,蒋飞虽然力气不小,但是脚下没根,所以站立不稳！ Although Jiang Fei the following motorcycle was driven several steps, the fellow who however rides a bicycle may be miserable, Jiang Fei Strength regarding the motorcycle of high-speed movement possibly is not anything, but may have very big advantage regarding the fellow of riding a bicycle! 蒋飞虽然跟着摩托车被拖动了几步,但是骑车的家伙可就惨了,蒋飞的力量对于高速移动的摩托车来说可能不算什么,但是对于骑车的家伙来说可就具有很大的优势了！ Here Jiang Fei was driven several steps, the motorcycle passed, the fellow who however rides a bicycle because grips the whip not to let go single-handedly with enough time, finally by Jiang Fei from motorcycle directly entraining! 这边蒋飞被拖动了几步,摩托车是过去了,但是骑车的家伙因为一手攥着鞭子没来得及松手,结果被蒋飞从摩托车上直接给拽了下来！ „Bang!” “嘭！” The fellow who that rides a bicycle following the whip that Jiang Fei drew is hit directly in his arms, Jiang Fei also made contact with not to expect that this situation, was installed to fill with by that person directly, two people turned to the place, hugging hit several to roll in the same place is stops! 那骑车的家伙被蒋飞拉的顺着鞭子直接撞在了他怀里,蒋飞也搭上没预料到这个情况,直接被那人装了个满怀,两个人翻到在地,抱在一起打了个好几个滚才算停住！ „Motherf*cker!” Jiang Fei was fallen heavily, brandishes the fist to retaliate! “你妹！”蒋飞这下被摔得不轻,抡起拳头就要报复！ „ying warned......” in motorcycle helmet to hear one to shout tenderly. “嘤咛……”摩托车头盔内传来一声娇呼。 „Un?” Jiang Fei one hear of sounds are not right, looked again was pressed the fellow build under body to be petite by oneself, how to see is a girl, therefore the helmet of opposite party pulling! “嗯？”蒋飞一听声音不对,再看一下被自己压在身下的这个家伙体型娇小,怎么看都是个女孩,于是一把将对方的头盔给扯了下来！ „Hoodlum! You get up! You made to love me!” Under the motorcycle helmet is a Jiang Fei familiar elegant face, the girl, although was trigged by Jiang Fei, but does not dread slightly, instead is digging small mouth struggling. “臭流氓！你起来！你弄疼我了！”摩托车头盔下面是一张蒋飞熟悉的俏脸,女孩儿虽然被蒋飞制住,但是丝毫也不畏惧,反而撅着小嘴一个劲儿的挣扎。 „How is your young girl!” Jiang Fei rolls the eyes, never expected that asked the troublesome young girl to come the day before yesterday bewilderedly today! “怎么又是你这小妞！”蒋飞一翻白眼,没想到前天莫名其妙找自己麻烦的小妞今天又来了！ „Wants you to manage! Hurries! Did not get up I to shout discourteously!” The girl was pressed by Jiang Fei under the body, elegant face slightly red, a big eye stares stares at the Jiang Fei threat to say. “要你管！赶紧起来！再不起来我喊非礼了！”女孩儿被蒋飞压在身下,俏脸有些微红,一双大眼睛直勾勾的盯着蒋飞威胁道。 „Hehe! Young girls, you, even if called the broken throat still no one to rescue your!” Jiang Fei puts out a hand to provoke girl's below Sichuan folk tunes to say with a smile. “嘿嘿！小妞,你就算叫破喉咙也没人来救你的！”蒋飞伸手挑起女孩儿的下巴调笑道。 „Moves away your dirty hand, the careful great-aunt I bites you!” The girl stared Jiang Fei one. “拿开你的脏手,小心姑奶奶我咬你！”女孩儿瞪了蒋飞一眼。 „Hey! How you do not coordinate, you should shout: ‚Broken throat’ is right!” Jiang Fei slightly has disappointed saying. “喂！你怎么一点都不配合啊,你应该喊:‘破喉咙’才对！”蒋飞略有失望的说道。 „Wizard must coordinate you! Hurries to let loose me, your hoodlum!” The girl was saying really fierce lowers the head, bit to Jiang Fei was selecting the finger of her chin. “鬼才要配合你！赶紧把我放开,你这个臭流氓！”女孩儿说着真的猛一低头,一口咬向了蒋飞挑着她下巴的手指。 „Damn! Your born in the year of the dog!” Jiang Fei frightened to hurry the hand to shrink! “我擦！你属狗的啊！”蒋飞吓得赶紧把手缩了回来！ „Snort!” The girl happily looked at Jiang Fei one. “哼！”女孩儿得意的瞧了蒋飞一眼。 „You said that also fell in my hands, how this time to punish you?” Jiang Fei reveals one to say with a smile suddenly evilly. “你说吧,又落在我手里了,这次怎么惩罚你？”蒋飞突然露出一丝邪笑道。 ( Asked the monthly ticket, final four days, must proceed to push again! Today before dawn (3 - 5 am) starts, berserk asked the monthly ticket!) (求月票,最后四天了,一定要再往前挤一位啊！今天五更起步,疯狂求月票！)
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