RTDTH :: Volume #11

#1062: I must kill the game design!

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„You! You! You are......” this Ox-head person BOSS is pointing at the Jiang Fei unexpectedly stutter cannot speak, looks at its appearance very obviously excitedly seriously! “你！你！你是……”这牛头人BOSS指着蒋飞居然结结巴巴的说不出话来,看它的样子很明显是激动地不得了！ „What's the matter!?” Jiang Fei was completely scared, looked that the BOSS stance not like the meaning that must begin, but the opposite party is still the scarlet name, does not seem like the friend side goal! “怎么回事！？”蒋飞完全傻眼了,看BOSS的架势不像要动手的意思,可是对方依然是大红名,也不像是友方目标啊！ „Was the male god title has an effect?” Jiang Fei shivers with fright, simultaneously in the heart prayed: „This goods are not a young girl, this goods are not a young girl!” “难道是男神称号起作用了？”蒋飞不禁打了个冷战,同时心中祈祷道:“这货不是小妞,这货不是小妞！” Jiang Fei this Ox-head person BOSS has the head of cow at present, on the nose is hanging gold/metal ring, the devil muscle person equally strong body, gives extra the rough bold voice, which perspective regardless of, this fellow possibly is not female NPC, but Jiang Fei has seen Crush the flower thief(rapist) this alternative cow, moreover in the middle of this BOSS note marked- the wicked interest of designer, therefore this old ox is female possibly also has! 蒋飞眼前这个牛头人BOSS拥有牛的脑袋,鼻子上挂着金环,魔鬼筋肉人一样强壮的身躯,外带粗犷豪放的嗓音,不论从哪个角度来看,这家伙也不可能是女性NPC,不过蒋飞可是见过踩花大盗这种另类母牛的,而且这个BOSS的备注当中标明了-设计师的恶趣味,所以这老牛是雌性的可能也不是没有！ „Damn, God! The Buddha, Virgin mother, you show mercy to bless me, this goods surely maybe female!” Jiang Fei does not dare to imagine this goods , if infatuated with him, what his consequence can be, perhaps life-long does not lift is light! “尼玛,上帝！佛祖,圣母玛利亚,你们大发慈悲保佑我,这货千万别是母的！”蒋飞根本不敢想象这货要是迷恋他,他的后果会是什么样的,恐怕终生不举都是轻的！ „Un?! It is not right!” Jiang Fei changes mind thinks, this Kain cow hooves did not come under the influence of male god title absolutely, if comes under the male god title influence, this goods will promote to own prestige, now is impossible is still the scarlet hostile condition. “嗯？！不对！”蒋飞转念一想,这个凯恩・牛蹄绝对不是受到了男神称号的影响,因为如果受到男神称号影响的话,这货对自己的声望就会提升,现在就不可能依然是大红名的敌对状态。 „This delivery bottom how situation?” Jiang Fei looks at Kain cow hooves excited appearance, in the heart the doubts are puzzled. “这货到底怎么个情况？”蒋飞看着凯恩・牛蹄激动不已的样子,心中疑惑不解。 „You! You! Are you a man?” Kain cow hooves asked to Jiang Fei. “你！你！你是男人？”凯恩・牛蹄向蒋飞问道。 „Yes, how?” Jiang Fei subconscious replying, after he said regretted, this rhythm is not obviously right! “是啊,怎么了？”蒋飞下意识的答道,不过当他说完之后就后悔了,这节奏明显不对劲儿啊！ „Aha! Good!” Kain is hearing the reply later eyeball of Jiang Fei to be blue, then he waves, on Zhao Feng Ji by together rope bundling a solidity, is not only he, cut the spirit sword to tie up! “啊哈！太好了！”凯恩在听到蒋飞的回答之后眼珠子都蓝了,然后他一挥手,蒋飞身上就被一道绳索给捆了个结结实实,不光是他,就连斩灵剑都被捆住了！ „Damn......” Jiang Fei made two, but actually discovered that own behavior was unproductive, this Damn bundles the good string, oneself this small arm calf can make? “尼玛……”蒋飞挣吧了两下,但是却发现自己的行为根本是徒劳的,这尼玛是捆牛的绳子,自己这小胳膊小腿儿的能挣得开么？ „Haha! Really heavenly protection!” Ox-head person BOSS two steps arrive at Zhao Feng Ji , then a won ton Jiang Fei shouldering on shoulder. “哈哈！真是老天保佑啊！”牛头人BOSS两步来到蒋飞身边,然后一抄手就把蒋飞给扛在了肩膀上。 „Damn...... do you want to do?!” Jiang Fei felt at this time oneself wanted insanely, this Damn seizes the people male rhythm facing the street? “尼玛……你要干什么？！”蒋飞此时感觉自己都要疯了,这尼玛是当街强抢民男的节奏吗？ „Cannot you seize Big Older Brother!” The critical moment, little loli Lu inferior (Asia) overcame Fear to bravely step forward unexpectedly, this small girl opened the small hand to keep off in front of Kain! “不许你抓走大哥哥！”关键时刻,小萝莉米璐亚居然克服了恐惧挺身而出,这小丫头张开小手挡在了凯恩面前！ „Great! Mi Lu inferior (Asia)!” In Jiang Fei heart one happy, so long as this Ox-head person were in a rage to attack Mi Lu inferior (Asia), then all were solved! “好样的！米璐亚！”蒋飞心中一喜,只要这牛头人一怒之下攻击了米璐亚,那么一切就都解决了！ „Little girl is staying at the same time!” Finally entirely different of development with Jiang Fei imagination, this old ox has not managed little loli unexpectedly, but raised legs to break down from the top of the head of small girl directly! “小丫头片子一边呆着去！”结果事情的发展跟蒋飞想象的截然不同,这老牛居然没理小萝莉,而是直接抬腿从小丫头的头顶垮了过去！ „Mi Lu inferior (Asia) finds the way to save me!” Jiang Fei is shouting to Mi Lu inferior (Asia) loudly, at this time little loli is silly dull opens the small hand to stand in same place, does not seem to awaked from the event the god. “米璐亚想办法救我啊！”蒋飞对着米璐亚大声喊道,此时小萝莉还傻呆呆的张着小手站在原地,仿佛没从刚才的事件中醒过神来。 „Thump thump the tread tread......” Ox-head person BOSS is stepping the stride, carries Jiang Fei to walk toward the palace. “噔噔蹬蹬……”牛头人BOSS迈着大步,扛着蒋飞就往宫殿里走去。 „Hey! Did Mr. Kain, we discuss a matter? Do you catch me to do? Had the words we to say well!” Jiang Fei bang bang jumps at heart, he simply has not met this type of BOSS, therefore does not know completely Kain catches him to make anything, now Jiang Fei only worry is this fellow also has with it is the same „beautifully” the daughter or the younger sister and so on! “喂喂！凯恩先生,咱们商量个事呗？你抓我干什么？有话咱们好好说！”蒋飞的心里砰砰直跳,他根本没遇到过这种类型的BOSS,所以完全不知道凯恩抓他要做什么,现在蒋飞唯一担心的就是这家伙还有个和它一样“美丽”的女儿或者妹妹之类的！ „Your this fellow, although was emaciated, but was long, I caught you naturally to get married!” Kain laughs to say. “你这个家伙虽然瘦弱了点,但是长得还可以,我抓你当然是为了成亲了！”凯恩哈哈大笑道。 „Gets married!?” Jiang Fei was immediately scared, in this fellow family/home really has the daughter of majestic military might? This Damn who can endure? Can with perhaps also be Billy the Kid that the cow gets married, others are very difficult his fondness! “成亲！？”蒋飞顿时就傻眼了,难道这家伙家里真有个雄壮威武的女儿？这尼玛谁能吃得消啊？能跟母牛成亲的恐怕也就是比利小子了吧,别人恐怕很难有他那种癖好！ „Mr. Kain, I with your daughter inappropriate......” Jiang Fei saw that must be shouldered the palace by Ox-head person BOSS, therefore hurries to shout loudly. “凯恩先生,我跟您女儿不合适的……”蒋飞眼看着自己就要被牛头人BOSS扛进宫殿了,于是赶紧大声喊道。 „Daughter? What daughter?” Kain was obviously shocked. “女儿？什么女儿？”凯恩明显愣住了。 „Doesn't get married with your daughter?” Jiang Fei relaxes secretly, did this fellow also imprison some princess? This truly is the standard DND bridge section! “难道不是跟您女儿成亲吗？”蒋飞暗自松了口气,难道这家伙还囚禁了某个公主？这确实是标准的DND桥段啊！ „You talked nonsense anything, was others must get married with you obviously!” Kain said here, unexpectedly showed a charming expression to Jiang Fei! What you can imagine Ox-head to show a face charming expression to you are? Jiang Fei was almost frightened the urine at that time in any case! “你胡说些什么,明明是人家要跟你成亲啦！”凯恩说道这里,居然对蒋飞露出了一个娇羞的表情！你能想象一个牛头对你露出一脸娇羞的表情是什么样的么？反正当时蒋飞是差点没被吓尿了！ „Damn, this plot lacking virtue is who designs?! Damn, do not let the father find you!” Jiang Fei thought that at present one black, this old ox by the male god title influence, that was not explained it not female! A bull must marry oneself! Jiang Fei felt own head must explode! “尼玛,这缺德情节是谁设计的？！该死的,别让老子找到你！”蒋飞就觉得眼前一黑,这老牛不受男神称号影响,那就说明它不是母的！一头公牛要跟自己结婚！蒋飞就觉得自己脑袋都要爆炸了！ As a straight male, did base matter Jiang Fei unable to accept, did the base with a cow let alone, was a head picture devil muscle person same strong cow of! 作为一个直男,搞基这种事蒋飞本身就接受不了,更何况是跟一头牛搞基,还是一头像魔鬼筋肉人一样的壮牛！ „Damn! I must rip that damn game designer exactly!” Jiang Fei felt that own head must explode with rage! “我擦！我一定要活撕了那个该死的游戏设计师！”蒋飞就感觉自己的头都要被气炸了！ „Mi Lu inferior (Asia), saves me...... Jiang Fei then to shout quickly” greatly, at the same time, Jiang Fei pledged in the heart, so long as before oneself were shouldered the palace, Mi Lu inferior (Asia) was unable to save itself, then oneself force Offline immediately, he does not hope oneself keep integrity in later years in the game! “米璐亚,快来救我啊……”蒋飞回头大喊道,于此同时,蒋飞在心中发誓,只要在自己被扛进宫殿前,米璐亚还不能救下自己,那么自己就立马强制下线,他可不希望自己在游戏里晚节不保！ „Big Older Brother! I come!” After little loli hears praying for rescue of Jiang Fei, immediately to/clashes, because speed of this little fellow wonderful quick incomparable, therefore quick caught up with Ox-head person BOSS! “大哥哥！我来啦！”小萝莉听到蒋飞的求救之后立刻冲了过来,由于这小家伙的速度奇快无比,所以很快就追上了牛头人BOSS！ „!” Mi Lu inferior (Asia) rises with a spring, then hit in- Kain on waist that cow hooves...... “呀！”米璐亚一跃而起,然后一头撞在了-凯恩・牛蹄的后腰上…… Without the means that little loli was too short, even if jumps still to hit merely in the waist of Ox-head person BOSS, moreover finally also lets Jiang Fei disappointedly! 没办法,小萝莉实在太矮了,就算跳起来也仅仅是撞在牛头人BOSS的后腰而已,而且结果也让蒋飞失望不已！ little loli rebounded fell big fart to squat, but Ox-head person BOSS has not as if felt the hit! 小萝莉被反弹的摔了一个大屁蹲,而牛头人BOSS似乎都没感觉到撞击！ „Thump thump tread tread......” Kain cow hooves step the stride to continue toward the palace walk, after little loli fell a tumble, sits cries aloud on the ground, does not know that is because cannot rescue Jiang Fei to be anxious, because fell a tumble to fall hurts. “噔噔蹬蹬……”凯恩・牛蹄迈着大步继续向宫殿走去,小萝莉摔了一跤之后坐在地上哇哇大哭,也不知道是因为救不下来蒋飞急的,还是因为摔了一跤摔疼了。 However was a pity very much, even if Mi Lu inferior (Asia) cries to continue, because she has not received damage, therefore Michael or road Spain and France have not come to enter the war. 不过很可惜,就算米璐亚大哭不止,但是因为她并没有受到伤害,所以不论是米迦勒还是路西法都没有现身参战。 „Damn! My life is so how miserable!” Jiang Fei really wanted to cry but have no tears at this time, initially he when the seabed world, holding to compel the marriage by the Ka younger sister, but the Ka younger sister looked no matter how also compares this strong cow smoothly . Moreover the good and evil others were also the younger sister of acme of beauty and deportment! “尼玛！我的命怎么这么惨！”蒋飞此时真是欲哭无泪了,当初他在海底世界的时候,就被娜迦妹子给抓住逼婚,可是娜迦妹子不管怎么看也比这头壮牛顺溜多了啊,而且好歹人家也都是千娇百媚的妹子啊！
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