RLY :: Volume #6

#6: Our son-in-law very donkey


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Ye Xiaotian would-be father-in-law Uncle summer is raising the heart to wait, Cui Xiangsheng these words just fell to the ground, his one glass of liquor fell the stomach, on the face also revealed smiled the appearance. 叶小天的准老丈人夏大叔正提着心等着呢,崔象生这句话刚一落地,他的一杯酒就落了肚,脸上也露出了笑模样。 The people just want to ridicule that Ye Xiaotian, one hear of Mr. Cui said that but also thinks that he was the straight talk instead said that stopped talking with a smile, wants to look how Mr. Cui planned to taunt Ye Xiaotian. 众人本来正想嘲笑叶小天一番,一听崔先生这么说,还以为他是正话反说,都笑吟吟地住口,想看崔先生打算怎么嘲讽叶小天 Ye Xiaotian also thinks that Cui Xiangsheng taunts itself, the straight talk instead said intentionally, he just smiles is opening the mouth to explain, wants to the people to explain this poem is Tongren city prefectural magistrate open/stretch Yi does, does not stem from his writing skill. Cui Xiangsheng just now said that but reading poems rather than composing a poem, although who understands Cui Xiangsheng finger/refers composes a poem, but he must hit this careless eye, actually cannot say that he understood wrong. 叶小天也以为崔象生是嘲讽自己,故意正话反说,他方才微笑着开口解释,就是想向众人说明这首诗是铜仁知府张绎所做,并非出自他的手笔。崔象生方才说的可是“吟诗”而非“赋诗”,虽然谁都明白崔象生指的就是赋诗,可他要打这个马虎眼,却也不能就说他理解错了。 Others can certainly therefore scold him to be shameless, but he said the origin of this poem, and asked Cui Xiangsheng to appraise, this was he instead Cui Xiangsheng army. 旁人当然可以因此骂他无耻,但他说出了这首诗的来历,并请崔象生品评一番,这就是他反将崔象生的一军了。 Just now he has listened to Yingying to raise, this Cui Xiangsheng is the Tongren city person, the entire families live in Tongren city, even if he is Great scholar of heavy side, he does dare to offend Tongren city prefectural magistrate Zhang? These headman masters perpetual hereditary rank, has become the local despot on place, these local despot must move them, does not need the bright blade bright spear/gun, having is harming somebody without the person knowing or feeling anything of killing without showing blood, can organize them not to seek livehood, to ask unable. 方才他已听莹莹提起过,这个崔象生就是铜仁人,整个家族都住在铜仁,纵然他是名重一方的大儒,他敢得罪铜仁张知府?这些土司老爷世袭罔替,早就成了地方上的土皇帝,这些土皇帝要动他们,不必明刀明枪,有得是杀人不见血的软刀子,可以摆布得他们求生不得、求死不能。 Although Cui Xiangsheng is Great scholar, but looks at him today this conduct, can he really achieve is unearthly? How many so long as he is contrary to convictions to praise, even if others on the mouth did not say, will still be despising his at heart greatly, actually who is shameless? Ye Xiaotian may obtain the disgraced person to be he unconsciously at that time. 崔象生虽是大儒,可是看他今天这种做派,他真做得到不食人间烟火?只要他违心地夸赞几句,旁人即便嘴上不说,也会在心里大大地鄙视他一番,究竟谁无耻?叶小天可不觉得到那时候丢人的人会是他。 But he has not thought, he had not said the origin of this poem, Cui Xiangsheng praised impatiently, praised wholeheartedly, a Cui Xiangsheng truth line of gab to suspend, not only the people dumbfounded, Ye Xiaotian dumbfounded. 可他万万没有想到,他还没说这首诗的来历,崔象生就迫不及待地夸赞起来了,是真心实意地夸赞,崔象生一番道理夸夸其谈地摆出来,不仅众人呆住了,就连叶小天都呆住了。 Cui Xiangsheng praised: Good! My this first good, is he suffices to be smart. Can other out-of-the-way trail. The old men just now only said read poems, has not actually assigned is the seven-character lyu or the five-character jue, the doggerel naturally is also the poem. Today the groups of heroes gather together, even if he does to obtain a good poem, feared that is also not necessarily able to like a crane among chickens to make one look askance, then this doggerel, who couldn't have remembered him?” 崔象生赞道:“好!我这第一个好,是他够机灵。能够别僻蹊径。老夫方才只说吟诗,却没指定是七律还是五绝,打油诗当然也是诗。今日群英荟萃,他纵然做得出一首好诗,怕也未必就能鹤立鸡群引人侧目,然则这首打油诗一出,谁还记不得他?” The people suddenly, then think: „! Today the person here, everyone knowledge is the same, who can be outstanding? What we want is what/anything.! It is not just about other out-of-the-way trail, can be noticeable?” 众人恍然,纷纷便想:“着啊!今天在这儿的人,大家学问半斤八两,谁能出类拔萃?我们想要的是什么。名啊!可不正要别僻蹊径,才能引人瞩目么?” The people look to the Ye Xiaotian vision, then had the meaning of several points of admiration. 众人望向叶小天的目光,便带了几分钦佩之意。 Where summer the father knows that actually this poem is good, one hear of this Cui Xiangsheng said rationally, liked several points unconsciously. Although he is not willing to marry Ye Xiaotian the daughter, but Ye Xiaotian leaves with his daughter now after all double enters right, Ye Xiaotian has the face, he also thought that had some brilliance. 夏老爹哪知道这诗究竟好不好,一听这崔象生说的头头是道,不觉更加欢喜了几分。虽然他还是不愿意把女儿嫁给叶小天,可是叶小天现在毕竟跟他的女儿出双入对,叶小天有面子,他老人家也就觉得有了些光彩。 Cui Xiangsheng also said: Speaking of the doggerel, does not may, because clever saying then looks down upon it generally. Initially Li Taibai, Rumont, Su Dongpo, Ouyang Xiu and other literary arena everyone has just made the doggerel. His doggerel, stirs up everyone to rumble hall laughs, then achieved the effect of this doggerel incisively. This is second good. This third......” 崔象生又道:“说到打油诗嘛,万万不可因为似顺口溜儿一般便瞧不起它。当初李太白、吕蒙正、苏东坡、欧阳修等文坛大家可是都做过打油诗的。他这首打油诗一出,惹得大家轰堂大笑,便把这打油诗的效果发挥得淋漓尽致了。这是第二个好。这第三么……” Cui Xiangsheng is caressing the beard, appearance that as if tastes very much: Doggerel wants the poem to be interesting. intent is beneficial, pouring not to need to be fastidious about the antithesis neat verse to be excellent, a vulgar and coarse spoken language is not vulgar is hard to take, in Chaoren self-ridiculed that during made one provide much food for thought. That is a good poem. This poem by setting up Yu people, jeered has the righteousness, tasted meaningfully. Also isn't the good poem?” 崔象生抚着胡须,仿佛很是回味的样子:“打油诗要诗有趣。意有益,倒不必讲究对仗工整诗句绝妙,一口俚俗口语却不庸俗难耐,于嘲人自嘲之中令人回味无穷。那便是一首好诗。这首诗以树喻人,嘲中有义,回味隽永。难道还不是好诗吗?” Ye Xiaotian gawked the long time, finally understands: „! This old east and west, is really is shameless than me! No wonder he is Great scholar! He is the Tongren city person, decided however has first gone to Tongren city, perhaps opened the fatty also to ask him to eat the liquor, at the banquet feast has shown off this latest work! Fierce! Fierce!” 叶小天愣了半晌,终于明白过来:“啊!这个老东西,真是比我无耻啊!难怪他是大儒!他是铜仁人氏,定然先去过铜仁了,张胖子说不定还请他吃过酒,酒席宴上又卖弄过这首最新力作!厉害!厉害!” Ye Xiaotian said that fierce, says this Cui Xiangsheng reaction speed, if he first said this poem is the Tongren city prefectural magistrate writings, Cui Xiangsheng spoke to flatter again, unavoidably was taunted for flatter attaches the powerful official, his Shiying Famous metropolis must destroy. 叶小天说“厉害”,是说这崔象生的反应速度,如果他先说出这首诗是铜仁知府的大作,崔象生再出言吹捧,难免被人嘲讽为阿附权贵,他的一世英名都要毁了。 Being worth a red cent that if he demotes this poem, the moral courage no doubt preserved, will actually offend prefectural magistrate Zhang inevitably. When the time comes his Ye Xiaotian was ridiculed two in the presence of everyone, crossed a mouth addiction Cui Xiangsheng actually unavoidably being with one's family broken up and decimated consequence. 如果他把这首诗贬斥的一文不值呢,气节固然保住了,却又势必得罪张知府。到时候他叶小天不过被人当众嘲笑两句,过了嘴瘾的崔象生却不免一个家破人亡的后果。 Now otherwise actually, others think that this poem is his Ye Xiaotian does, before he like that was also impolite to Cui Xiangsheng, no one will think flatters, that must result from other angles analyzes. Even if some people do not approve the analysis of Cui Xiangsheng to this poem, must admire his mind bearing, really worthily the name of Great scholar! 如今却不然了,旁人都以为这首诗是他叶小天所做,之前他又对崔象生那般无礼,谁也不会认为是吹捧,那就必须得从其它角度来分析了。纵然有人不认可崔象生对这首诗的分析,也得佩服他的胸襟气度,果然不愧大儒之名! Moreover today this morning will spread, prefectural magistrate Zhang listened greatly to be inevitably happy, he not only maintained settles the reputation, and held prefectural magistrate Zhang secretly, but also reduced and solved a blade that Ye Xiaotian this killed without showing blood, it may be said that killed three birds with one stone. 而且今日这一幕早晚会传扬开去,张知府听了必然大乐,他既保持了清誉,又暗捧了张知府,还化解了叶小天这杀人不见血的一刀,可谓一举三得啊。 Cui Xiangsheng deeply looked at Ye Xiaotian one, in the pupil was pleased: Boy, fights with the old man, you were tender!” 崔象生深深地望了叶小天一眼,眸中不无得意:“小子,跟老夫斗,你还嫩了点儿!” After a Cui Xiangsheng such analysis, the numerous scholars ponder over carefully, more ponders over more thought that the doggerel of this incomprehensible nonsense as if really had the interest greatly, Cui Xiangsheng by his prestige and status, successfully transformed tailor, but Ye Xiaotian( prefectural magistrate Zhang) changed that light the emperor of buttocks, the numerous scholars nodded to acclaim competitively, lest others said oneself could not see this poem was good. 经过崔象生这么一分析,众士子仔细一琢磨,越琢磨越觉得这首狗屁不通的打油诗似乎真的大有意趣了,崔象生凭借他的名望和地位,成功地转型成了一个“裁缝”,而叶小天(张知府)则摇身一变成了那个“光着屁股的皇帝”,众士子们则争先恐后地点头赞叹,唯恐别人说自己看不出这首诗的好来。 Li Qiuchi and Xu Boyi look at each other in blank dismay, is this poem good? Good where? Two shameless ones bumped into Ye Xiaotian and Cui Xiangsheng this to the shameless person of high skill, really a little candidly admitted defeat. 李秋池徐伯夷面面相觑,这首诗好?好在哪儿啊?两个无耻之徒碰上了叶小天崔象生这对更加无耻的高人,真的有点儿甘拜下风了。 In the Xu Boyi heart refuses to accept, but is not good to refute Cui Great scholar words, has to change the topic: Poetry discussed that then is the essay on contemporary politics. The topic of this essay on contemporary politics is the royal government should open the sea or the maritime restrictions. Scholar leaf, might as well please speak freely, I and others listened in reverent attention.” 徐伯夷心中不服,可又不好驳斥崔大儒的话,只好岔开话题道:“诗文论过了,接下来便是策论。这策论的题目便是朝廷应该开海还是海禁。叶秀才,不妨请你畅所欲言,我等洗耳恭听了。” Ye Xiaotian said: Actually does not know that debated at this time, both sides opinion how?” 叶小天道:“却不知辩论到此时,双方意见如何?” Xu Boyi fully realized at this time Ye Xiaotian study does not have technique, not agrees makes him estimate the Mr. Cui attitude from oneself narration process, by sneering, did not say a word. 徐伯夷此时深知叶小天“不学而有术”,不肯让他从自己的叙述过程中揣摩出崔先生的态度,是以冷笑一声,一言不发。 Just now is just about to speak by Yan Qianqin that he argues down, another white robe scholars are smiling suddenly the opens the mouth: This face brother thinks that the maritime restrictions comply with the action of will of the people, but this Li brother and slow brother, then thinks should the forbidden water. They believe, with the benefit induction common people, the common people will violate the justice and humanity pursue wealth advantage. Therefore the royal government should attach importance to the agriculture, suppresses the industry and commerce, to prevent the common people greedy and corrupt, country is exhausted. But opens the sea, is an member of trade. Therefore should the forbidden water!” 方才被他驳倒的颜千秦正要说话,另一个白袍士子突然微笑着开口了:“这位颜兄认为开海禁是顺应人心之举,而这位李兄和徐兄,则认为应该禁海。他们认为,用利益诱导百姓,百姓就会违背仁义追求财利。所以朝廷应该重视农业,抑制工商,以防止百姓贪鄙、国家困顿。而开海,正是通商的一份子。所以应该禁海!” Ye Xiaotian said submissively: Many thanks this my dear friend reminded, my dear friend Gao given name?” 叶小天拱手道:“多谢这位仁兄提醒,请问仁兄高姓大名?” That person also a ritual, said: Exempts expensively surnamed Zhao, Zhao Wenyuan, then below!” 那人也还了一礼,道:“免贵姓赵,赵文远,便是在下!” This opens the sea and forbidden water struggle , the plant root actually in the agriculture and industry and commerce, but the agriculture and industry and commerce struggle, plant root in Confucianist consistent standpoint of advantage and Italy, therefore Resting Clouds pavilion previous argument, by opening sea forbidden water motto. Penetrated the essence to struggle. 这开海与禁海之争,根子却在农业与工商上,而农业与工商之争,根子又在儒家一贯的利与义的立场上,所以栖云亭前一番争论,早就由开海禁海这个表题。深入到了本质之争上。 Ye Xiaotian strange said/tunnel: „Does association of industry and commerce make the country exhausted? The enlightening remark of which person of high skill is this?” 叶小天奇怪地道:“工商会使国家困顿?这是哪位高人的高论?” Xu Boyi exposes to the sun however said: Is I! The country has the land of fertile length and breadth, but the common people still many people cannot eat to the full, this is not because the industry and commerce is popular, but agricultural waste reason?” 徐伯夷晒然道:“是我!国家有肥沃广袤的土地,而百姓依然有很多人吃不饱,这不是由于工商兴而农业废的缘故么?” Sees is the old enemy, Ye Xiaotian said immediately: Fart! Fart! The to talk nonsense dog, puts the nonsense!” 一见是老冤家,叶小天立即道:“屁!放屁!放屁狗,放狗屁!” Cui Xiangsheng frowns saying: „Can lofty meeting, how have this vulgar word?” 崔象生蹙眉道:“高雅之会,怎可出此粗鄙之言?” king Xuezheng who had not spoken also said: Ye Xiaotian, may not speaking without merit!” 一直没说话的王学政也道:“叶小天,不可出言无状!” Li Qiuchi sneers saying: Tongren city official archive is teaches all comers without discrimination seriously, so the marketplace ordinary man also takes for the scholar unexpectedly.” 李秋池冷笑道:“铜仁府学当真是有教无类啊,如此市井匹夫居然也取为秀才。” Ye Xiaotian finger/refers of Li Qiuchi said: Shut up! Your this steelyard weight dog shit! The only difference of you and excrement is your useless latrine pit is being abundant! What stirs to live, for fear that others do not know that you are smelly?” 叶小天一指李秋池道:“闭嘴!你这砣臭狗屎!你和屎的唯一区别就是你没用粪坑盛着!搅活什么,生怕别人不知道你臭么?” Li Dazhuang air/Qi trembles. Said to Cui Xiangsheng: Mr. Cui, you look, so boorish lowly, how could to ascend the place of refinement!” 李大状气得直哆嗦。对崔象生道:“崔先生,你看,如此粗野鄙夫,岂能登得大雅之堂!” Cui Xiangsheng disgruntled said/tunnel: Ye Xiaotian. You have what respected opinion might as well to mention in the presence of everyone, convincingly how is so uncouthly?” 崔象生不悦地道:“叶小天。你有何高见不妨当众说来,如此粗鲁何以服人?” Ye Xiaotian said: „ Respected opinion? Fart respected opinion? The matter of such bright opening eyes reveal, what respected opinion but also needs? Can your keeping aloof unearthly people of high skill, how lower the head to come to see the common people to live? 叶小天道:“高见?屁的高见啊?这么明睁眼露的事儿,还需要什么高见么?你们这些高高在上不食人间烟火的高人,能不能低下头来看看老百姓是怎么生活的? We take Suzhou and Hangzhou. Water many few, every household 12 mu infertile land, if according to you said. Should abandon the industry and commerce, but on the agriculture, how could it not be can starve to death while still alive? Then it is well known, Suzhou and Hangzhou is heaven on earth, the tax of although paying is heavier than on several times elsewhere, as before richest in the world, why? ” 咱拿苏杭一带来说。水多地少,每家每户不过一两亩薄田,若依你们所言。都该弃工商而就农业了,岂不都要活活饿死?然则众所周知,苏杭乃人间天堂,虽然缴的税比别处重上几倍,依旧富甲天下,何故?” Xu Boyi said: You draw conclusions from a part, how can a place case decide the plan of the world.” 徐伯夷道:“你这是以偏概全,岂可以一地一例而定天下之策。” Ye Xiaotian said: World! Makes use of local resources, eats the sea by the sea. Opens a sea, what Tonghai doing business is the coastal common people, how to involve the world, the inland common people, were naturally based on cultivating, your idiots, often raised to the plane of political principle, line of gab, the country must depend on you, already being finished extraordinarily good luck.” 叶小天道:“天下个屁!靠山吃山,靠海吃海。开个海而已,通海经商的还是沿海百姓,怎么就涉及天下了,内陆百姓,自然还是以耕种为本,你们这些白痴,动不动就上纲上线,夸夸其谈,国家要靠你们,早就完蛋大吉了。” Li Qiuchi said: Who said that did not want the industry and commerce, but the agriculture was the basis, industry and commerce for auxiliary, this primary and secondary cannot invert. The promotion of agriculture common social practice is simple and honorable, being popular the industry and commerce common people are greedy and corrupt, the enlightened justice and humanity are most important, if compares with a person a country, this justice and humanity enlightenment is the mind, the agriculture is the body, the industry and commerce hand and foot, primary and secondary distinct, the forbidden water is perfectly justified.” 李秋池道:“谁说不要工商了,只不过农为根本,工商为辅,这主次万万不能颠倒。兴农则民风淳朴,兴工商则百姓贪鄙,教化仁义才是重中之重,如果把一个国家比作一个人,这仁义教化就是头脑,农业就是身体,工商不过手足,主次分明,禁海便是天经地义。” These have estimated the Mr. Cui attitude beforehand, the scholars of position forbidden water jump vigorously in abundance, at this time doesn't display one to treat in front of Mr. Cui? 那些事先揣摩过崔先生的态度,大力主张禁海的士子们纷纷跳起来,此时不在崔先生面前表现一番更待何时? Ye Xiaotian said: Song people my numerous, can actually blindingly rich, all because of the hold of industry and commerce, without seeing the Song people was vulgarly greedy and corrupt. Now......” 叶小天道:“宋人地寡人众,却能富得流油,全因工商之盛,也没见宋人就贪鄙庸俗。今……” Zhang San says: Husband filial piety, following the will of person, stated person of matter good good! Maritime restrictions, the reality is my Great Ming regulations or system handed down by the royal ancestors......” 张三曰:“夫孝者,善继人之志,善述人之事者也!海禁者,实乃我大明祖制……” Li Si says: Mencius said: Why to say the advantage? Also has the justice and humanity!’ Inborn four foreign, all beside king change/transform. Therefore east to sea, the western anti- wind-drift sand and northern to seal/confer Damo, southern horizontal five ridges. Covers a day of desire to limit four foreign to isolate China-foreign.” 李四曰:“孟子曰:‘何必曰利?亦有仁义而已矣!’天生四夷,皆在王化之外也。故东临沧海、西阻流沙、北封大漠、南横五岭。盖天之欲限四夷而隔绝中外也。” The kings five said: „The matter of city ship, guarding of greatly bad barbarian tribes and china. Crafty disciple, this by advantage. The grand merchant great merchant, counts ten thousand tired greatly. All the disciple of broker, by wasteful wind, badly chaotic will of the people. Said city ship to say the advantage, all disloyal subject!” 王五曰:“市舶之事,大坏夷夏之防。奸狡之徒,将本逐利。豪商巨贾,累赀巨万。皆市侩之徒,以奢靡之风,坏乱人心。言市舶者必言利,皆奸臣也!” Ye Xiaotian said: Four limbs are also good, mind also......” 叶小天道:“四肢也好,头脑也……” Zhang San says: To win somebody's favor until the disloyal subject broad word advantage, standing causes to favor, carves the people to collect thick, opens the imaginary number to offer the shape ; On has heart palpitations to benefit extravagantly, the person looks becomes the calamity resentfully......” 张三曰:“洎奸臣广言利以邀恩,多立使以示宠,刻下民以厚敛,张虚数以献状;上心荡而益奢,人望怨而成祸……” Li Si says: Enables Son of Heaven to have Si Shouqi the position not to have its matter, loves the thick wealth, but empty it uses. Covers Yuwen Rong, Yang Guozhong generation. Confucius said: Rather has the robber feudal official, must not have the feudal official of amassing wealth by heavy taxation......’ 李四曰:“使天子有司守其位而无其事,爱厚禄而虚其用。盖宇文融、杨国忠辈也。孔子曰:‘宁有盗臣,得无聚敛之臣……’” Zhao six said: Opening of maritime restrictions disperses honest Park, becomes greedy and corrupt. By common people this widowed, becomes end the numerous......” 赵六曰:“海禁之开散敦厚之朴,成贪鄙之化。是以百姓就本者寡,趋末者众……” The kings five said: „The numerous natures fade, end abundant this owes. The terminal correction people are obscene, this cultivates , then the people are honest. The people capital foot, the people extravagant hunger and cold lives honestly......” 王五曰:“夫文繁则质衰,末盛则本亏。末修则民淫,本修则民悫。民悫则财用足,民侈则饥寒生……” Ye Xiaotian closed the mouth, stimulated faces, the mouth of talking endlessly, inundates the spittle that dances in the air spatially shortly. On the face shows a happy expression gradually. 叶小天闭上了嘴巴,眼看着一张张亢奋的面孔,喋喋不休的嘴巴,漫空飞舞的唾沫星子。脸上渐渐露出一丝笑意。 These people do not give the opportunity that he spoke, what opened the sea forbidden water, what popular sentiment public opinion, these students was the nonsense, they actually wanted was to become famous to set up ten thousand, made a good impression in front of Cui Xiangsheng and king provincal educational officer, oneself were that stepping-stone, how debated does not win? How to debate wins? 这些人根本就不给他说话的机会,什么开海禁海,什么民心民意,于这些书生而言统统都是狗屁,他们其实想要的就是扬名立万,就是在崔象生和王学政面前留下一个好印象而已,自己不过是那块踏脚石,辩不赢又如何?辩得赢又如何? Ye Xiaotian closes the mouth not to say a word, the numerous scholars are more stimulated, the language fast is getting quicker and quicker. The intonation is getting higher and higher, the Saint famous saying of quotation was the powerful and unconstrained style, does not know so- said. 叶小天闭上嘴巴一言不发,众士子更加亢奋起来,语速越来越快。声调越来越高,引用的圣人名言更是天马行空、不知所谓了。 Fool!” “傻逼!” The Ye Xiaotian faint smile said suddenly, the boisterous sound stands stops, everyone closes the mouth, stares the big eye to visit him. 叶小天忽然似笑非笑地说了一句,聒噪声立止,所有人都闭上嘴巴,瞪大眼睛看着他。 One group of fools!” “一群傻逼!” Ye Xiaotian also scolded one, Li Qiuchi does not dare to believe visits him, stutter said/tunnel: What did you...... you say?” 叶小天又骂了一句,李秋池不敢置信地看着他,结结巴巴地道:“你……你说什么?” Ye Xiaotian said: You in the delicacies of every kind, cannot eat meal line of gab and hate bitterly for the common people, may open the sea trade to have the income of big money obviously. Your puts on airs to ride a donkey looks for the donkey the fool!” 叶小天道:“你在山珍海味之间,为了百姓吃不上饭夸夸其谈、痛心疾首,可明明开海通商就有大把银子的进项。你个装模作样骑驴找驴的傻逼!” Li Dazhuang have not seen such Scholar, was scolded ignorant/veiled by Ye Xiaotian, he shifts to Cui Xiangsheng dull, said: Mister. You looked that...... you look......” 李大状都没见到过这样的读书人,被叶小天骂蒙了,他呆呆转向崔象生,道:“先生。你看……你看……” Ye Xiaotian takes off a leaf from the pavilion previous dwarf-tree conveniently, coils a funnel, snatches to seize in the Xu Boyi hand the wine glass, funnel stopper that leaf makes to his hand. Said: The wine glass that you use, put on hat and coat, is the worker makes. The merchants sell, you eat them, to use them, actually takes up the chopsticks to eat the meat, puts down the chopsticks to curse at people, will only show off the fool of tongue!” 叶小天顺手从亭前一株矮树上摘下一片叶子,卷成一个漏斗,劈手夺下徐伯夷手中酒杯,把那树叶做的漏斗塞到他手里。说道:“你用的这酒杯,穿的这衣帽,都是工人做成。商人贩来,你吃着他们的、用着他们的,却拿起筷子吃肉,放下筷子骂人,只会卖弄舌头的傻逼!” Li Qiuchi and Xu Boyi there, are showing off the in high spirits numerous scholars there, king Xuezheng, Cui Xiangsheng and the others who in the pavilion take a seat are all dumbfounded, saw that the Ye Xiaotian stride departs. 李秋池徐伯夷愣在那里,正卖弄得兴高采烈的众士子愣在那里,亭中就坐的王学政、崔象生等人全都目瞪口呆,眼看着叶小天大步离去。 Ye Xiaotian arrives at that frame the bonfire still in front of turning the great master of roast lamb, the halting footsteps looked, asked: „Does this master, how your fire live?” 叶小天走到那架着篝火还在翻烤全羊的大师傅面前,站住脚步看了看,问道:“这位师傅,你这火是怎么生起来的?” The great master has roasted sheep Quanyang wholly absorbed, in the debate to pavilion does not care at all, the Scholar gadget he does not think oneself can understand, to not have cared, at this time saw Ye Xiaotian to speak, unavoidably looked at his one eyes strangely, said: With torch.” 那大师傅一直专心致志地烤羊全羊,对亭中的辩论毫不在意,读书人的玩意儿他可不认为自己听得懂,是以根本不曾在意过,这时见叶小天说话,不免奇怪地看了他一眼,道:“用火折子啊。” Saying, the great master is taking out one to produce the labor fine torch from the bosom, shook shaking to Ye Xiaotian, Ye Xiaotian put out a hand to take from his hand the torch, serious said/tunnel: Sirs told, cannot light a fire with the torch that the worker makes.” 说着,那大师傅从怀里取出一根造工精美的火折子,向叶小天晃了晃,叶小天一伸手就把火折子从他手中取了过来,一本正经地道:“大人们吩咐,不能用工人做的火折子生火了。” The great master stares dumbfounded saying: How that...... do I want to roast the sheep?” 那大师傅瞠目结舌道:“那……我要如何烤羊?” Ye Xiaotian said: Drills the wood! If the suspicion drilled wooden slow......” his hand to build the cool awning bygone days to look, said: „„! That side has a cloud, perhaps a while will thunder to rain, if this alcove by the thunder strike, ‚’, that fire got up.” 叶小天道:“钻木啊!要是嫌钻木慢的话……”他手搭凉篷往天边看了看,道:““啊!那边有块云彩,说不定一会儿就会打雷下雨,要是这亭子遭了雷击,‘蓬’地一下,那火就起来了。” In the pavilion around the person and alcove person look at each other in blank dismay. 亭中人和亭子周围的人面面相觑。 Ye Xiaotian saw in an instant that roasts in the sheep great master hand the bright as snow knife, therefore also brings the blade, said: Sir added that this blade cannot use.” 叶小天一转眼又看到那位烤羊大师傅手中雪亮的小刀,于是把刀也拿了过来,道:“大人还说了,这刀也不能用了。” Great master stutter said/tunnel: How that...... should I serve food?” 那大师傅结结巴巴地道:“那……我该如何上菜呢?” Ye Xiaotian sighed: „Are you so stupid? Looks my!” 叶小天叹息道:“你怎么就这么笨呢?喏,看我的!” Ye Xiaotian holds a mutton leg to make an effort to rip, no matter also it is how hot, then bit mutton of that fragrant class/flow oil ruthlessly, said: „Isn't this very good? Ha haha......” 叶小天抓住一条羊腿用力一撕,也不管它如何烫手,便狠狠咬了一口那喷香流油的羊肉,道:“这样不是很好?哈哈哈……” Ye Xiaotian eats the meat, while laughs to go: Yingying, eats the mutton leg quickly.” 叶小天一边吃肉,一边大笑而去:“莹莹,快来吃羊腿。” Good good!” “好啊好啊!” Yingying overjoyed running over: „Is good, did others who you answered enjoy your?” 莹莹欢天喜地的跑过来:“是你答的太好,人家赏你的么?” That natural! Tasting, the fragrance is not fragrant.” “那当然!尝尝,香不香。” Un! Really quite fragrant!” “嗯!真的好香!” Two people your my place is eating the mutton, walked uninhibitedly. 两人你一口我一口地啃着羊肉,旁若无人地走了开去。 summer the father opens the mouth to look: „Our son-in-law...... very donkey!” Does not wait for others to turn head, summer the father held up the wine glass anxiously anxiously, ships out I do not know them appearance. 夏老爹张大嘴巴看着:“咱这女婿……挺驴啊!”不等别人回头,夏老爹就急急举起了酒杯,装出一副“我不认识他们”的模样。 : Asked the monthly ticket and recommendation ticket honestly!. :诚求月票、推荐票!. ( To be continued......) (未完待续……)
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