Six Dragon Mountain, seven profound views. 六龙山,七玄观。 Runs away may Priest cloud and several Junior Brothers is considering the shape to the strong wind from afar Daoist chaotically. 逃回来的可云道长和几个师弟对长风道人七嘴八舌地告着状。 Their this walks is very slow, but Priest cloud is supporting the big belly, inside that belly supports thinly, as if can see clearly the heart and liver spleen lung by the belly extremely, this situation low grade the horse, went by car does not dare quickly, who knew that can jolt gently, his belly one blasted out on duang. 他们这一路走的很慢,可云道长挺着偌大的肚皮,那肚皮又撑得极薄,似乎透过肚皮都能看清里边的心肝脾脏肺,这种情况下乘不了马,坐车也不敢快了,谁晓得会不会轻轻颠簸一下,他的肚皮就duang地一下炸开。 Therefore has towed to return to six Dragon Mountain to today, asking the person to lift him with the bamboo sedan chair returns to the Daoist temple. The strong wind from afar Daoist looks to be possible cloud the Priest that originally clear Qu Piaoyi face now swelling such as the pig head, cannot bear want to smile, but thinks of that Gu poison strange, some scalp tingles. 因此一直拖到今天才回到六龙山,请了人用滑竿把他抬回道观。长风道人看着可云道长那张原本清瞿飘逸的脸现在肿胀如猪头,就忍不住想笑,可是一想到那蛊毒的奇异,又有些头皮发麻。 Wang Ning is auditing them to speak, is actually the secret rotation eyeball, is thinking the concern. But Priest cloud is saying, the brow wrinkled a wrinkle suddenly, the lip sipped, after listening to the buttocks, „pū......” a sound, put long string stuffy fart unexpectedly. 王宁在一旁听着他们说话,却是暗暗转动眼珠,想着心事。可云道长正说着,忽地眉头皱了一皱,嘴唇一抿,就听臀后“噗噜噜噜……”地一阵响,竟然放了一长串闷屁。 This string of fart put, seriously is wonderful smelly incomparable, vigor that unexpectedly one type irritates the nose pungently, nearby several fellow apprentices bear the brunt, nearly chokes to faint. They rebound immediately, the Junior Brother non- rain holds one's nose called out strangely: „But does Senior Brother cloud, how you put such smelly fart?” 这一串屁放出来,当真是奇臭无比,居然还有一种辛辣刺鼻的劲儿,旁边几个师兄弟首当其冲,差点儿呛昏过去。他们登时跳开,师弟非雨捏着鼻子怪叫道:“可云师兄,你怎么放这么臭的屁？” But cloud say/way long face one red, said with a smile dry/does: „For a while has not held.! Observes the lord, matter was this, if were not our several brothers runs away quickly, certainly will be grasped by these savages climbs mountains. If this matter is unsolvable, according to the disciple looked, raises area the stream we do not pass on......” 可云道长脸儿一红,干笑道:“一时没憋住。咳！观主,事情就是这样了,如果不是我们几兄弟逃得快,一定会被那些野人抓上山。如果此事不能解决,依弟子看,提溪一带咱们还是不要去传……” He talks nonsense a moment ago. The strong wind from afar Daoist has withdrawn 56 steps, spread out with him by far, just thinks that the concern Wang Ning was also smoked by that odor escapes. Ran to turn on the window. North and south this building insightful, the draft blows gently to blow, the stink was light immediately. 他刚才放屁的时候。长风道人就已退出五六步,远远和他拉开了距离,正想心事的王宁也被那股恶臭熏得逃开。跑去打开了窗子。这幢建筑南北通透,过堂风习习吹来,臭味顿时淡了。 Saw with own eyes that the stink does not have, the people have surrounded, but unexpectedly Priest cloud the brow is a wrinkle, the people do not suddenly feel wonderfully, but also not and runs away. Listens to „working as” a loud sound, „ding-dong” a series of melodious and generous powerful loud fart sounds transmit. 眼见臭味已无,众人又已围拢过来,谁料可云道长眉头又是一皱,众人顿觉不妙,可还未及逃走。就听“当”地一声巨响,紧接着“当当当当”一连串抑扬顿挫、慷慨有力的响屁声传来。 As the saying goes ‚loud fart is not smelly. The smelly fart does not make a sound’, but Priest cloud this mammoth loud fart is actually wonderful smelly incomparable, the human desire vomits, was fiercer than a moment ago. Stands in his behind non- rain Daoist priest exactly is nearly dizzy. 常言道‘响屁不臭。臭屁不响’,但是可云道长这波澜壮阔的一通响屁却是奇臭无比,中人欲呕,比刚才还要厉害。恰站在他身后的非雨道长差点儿一头晕过去。 Wang Ning gets rid of the breath, flashes to the window by fast, the strong wind from afar Daoist also runs away, searched the nose to attract two to out of the window rapidly, this looked back to get angry: „Goes out, you roll out to me quickly, you......” 王宁摒住呼吸,飞快地闪到窗旁,长风道人也逃过去,探着鼻子向窗外急促地吸了两口,这才回首怒道:“出去,你快给我滚出去,你……” But Priest cloud stands there, after the buttocks, „dingdong and pū pū” unceasingly, a variation plays endlessly. That bulge must send the wooden belly gradually changes in the fart sound is small, being overjoyed said/tunnel: „Small, ha. My belly was small, I was better!” 可云道长站在那儿,臀后“叮叮当当、噗噗噜噜”不断,一首变奏曲演奏个没完。那胀得发木的肚皮却在屁声中渐渐变小,不由大喜过望地道:“小了小了,哈哈哈。我的肚皮小了,我要好了！” „Pū! Pū pit-a-pat......” “噗！噗突突突……” Wang Ning knowing whether to laugh or cry said/tunnel: „You did not use, we went out!” 王宁啼笑皆非地道:“你不用出去了,我们出去！” This room could not treat the person for a short time, a Wang Ning such saying, the disciples felt relieved, turn around to run away to the entrance. Wang Ning floating body one vertical, put from the following window directly. The strong wind from afar Daoist sees that also climbs up the window busily, makes a getaway. 这间屋子一时半晌是待不了人了,王宁这么一说,众弟子如释重负,转身就逃向门口。王宁飘身一纵,直接从后面的窗子穿了出去。长风道人见状,忙也爬上窗子,逃之夭夭。 But Priest cloud stands in the hall, still during sinks into is wild with joy: „Ha, ok, ok! I was really better!” 可云道长站在厅中,犹自陷于狂喜之中:“哈哈哈,好了,好了！我真的要好了！” The strong wind from afar Daoist crawls from the rear window, stands under the tree, whistling breathed several atmosphere, has a lingering fear said to Wang Ning: „This may the cloud from raising the stream comes back, not only turned into a pig appearance, unexpectedly the fart essence, seriously was fearful.” 长风道人从后窗爬出去,站在树下,呼呼地喘了几口大气,心有余悸地对王宁道:“这个可云从提溪回来,不但变成了一副猪头模样,居然还成了屁精,当真可怕。” Wang Ning waves, as if the tip of the nose can also smell the odor that in that the human desire vomits, hears the words of strong wind from afar Daoist, his cold snort/hum sound said: „Luckily in that mountain Gǔ master makes fun of him, otherwise, the life did not have. He does not have the danger of life, do not manage, you go to prefectural magistrate yamen (government office), told prefectural magistrate, you must contribute a gold and silver to help in the fighting.” 王宁挥了挥手,似乎鼻端还能嗅到那股中人欲呕的恶臭,听到长风道人的话,他冷哼一声道:“幸亏那山中蛊术师只是捉弄他,要不然,命都没了。他既没有性命之危,就不要管了,你去知府衙门,告诉知府,你要捐一笔金银助战。” As soon as the strong wind from afar Daoist listening makes him draw cash outward, in the heart does not want quite, access road/simply said: „King senior, he must go to war hits by all means that we are monk, why to mix toward inside.” 长风道人一听让他往外拿钱,心中好生不愿意,便道:“王前辈,他要打仗只管去打,咱们是出家人,何必往里边掺和呢。” Wang Ning smiles dark, said: „Do not forget, this matter because of us. Nowadays the prefectural magistrate Zhang shape with the loner, each region headman is not respectful to him, if you are willing to come forward to support, he is grateful surely, the person of giving opportune help, he will not easily forget.” 王宁阴阴一笑,道:“你不要忘了,这事情可是因为咱们而起。现如今张知府形同孤家寡人,各地土司对他都不大恭敬,你若肯出面支持,他必定心生感激,雪中送炭的人,他是不会轻易忘记的。” Strong wind from afar Daoist not being convinced said/tunnel: „This why, we are also many in money that Tongren city fished enough, might as well change a place to continue to get rich. We are to construct the Daoist temple now, becomes friends with the government official, what Ruolai? Had to do with them for a long time, will reveal the secret.” 长风道人不服气地道:“这又何必呢,咱们在铜仁捞的银子已经够多了,不如换个地方继续发财。咱们现在又是建道观,又是结交官吏,何若来哉？和他们打交道久了,是会露馅儿的。” The Wang Ning complexion sinks, said: „You asked that so many make what, asking you to make what, you made what! Do not think some skills of mooching, dares before the old man dissolute, if the old man you dies, moves the small finger to be OK.” 王宁脸色一沉,道:“你问那么多做什么,叫你做什么,你就做什么！不要以为懂一些招摇撞骗的本事,就敢在老夫面前放肆,老夫若要你死,动一动小手指就可以了。” The strong wind from afar Daoist dreaded to shrink the neck, said: „Yes, that...... this poor Daoist acts accordingly is.” 长风道人畏惧地缩了缩脖子,道:“是,那……贫道照办就是。” Wang Ning cold snort/hum, said: „You go immediately, do not play the pattern, your poor life pinches in the old man hand!” 王宁冷哼一声,道:“你马上就去,别玩花样,你的小命可是捏在老夫手里！” Wang Ning said to leave in a huff, the strong wind from afar Daoist to his back, cursed several resentfully, the probe head looked at one toward the rear window, saw that fart essence still on „pū pū” to put to keep, but the facial features the homing, the belly had also reduced great-circle unclearly, must return to the original condition shortly. 王宁说罢拂袖而去,长风道人冲着他的背影,悻悻地咒骂几声,探头又往后窗里看了一眼,见那屁精还在“噗噗噜噜”地放个不停,不过五官隐隐然已经归位,肚子也缩小了一大圈儿,眼看就要恢复原状了。 The strong wind from afar Daoist forgot himself to worry immediately, exclaimed in surprise the said/tunnel: „Originally this boy turns into that appearance, imitated by the fart!” 长风道人登时忘了自家烦恼,惊叹地道:“原来这厮之所以变成那副模样,都是被屁充起来的！” Looks appearance that his face marvels, as if was very regrettable only studied some imaginary techniques in Maoshan initially, has not studied so makes the gu the ability. 瞧他一脸惊羡的模样,似乎还很遗憾当初在茅山只学了些幻术,不曾学得这般弄蛊的本领。 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ In the mansion alley great hall, Zhang Duo sits there ill and weary, a face sickly appearance. Actually his body has been much better, is only his body is obese, originally bears is very very heavy, under a sickness hurt the vitality, restored unhappiness. Now some deliberately are also artificial, seemed dispirited. 府衙大堂上,张铎恹恹地坐在那儿,一脸病容。其实他的身体已经好多了,只是他的身体过于肥胖,本来负担很很重,一病之下伤了元气,恢复的不快。如今又有些刻意做作,就更显得萎靡不振了。 In a Junting large red robe, both hands lost/carrying after behind, the clear smooth ivory small fan are whipping the lower back gently, however took a step leisurely the mansion hall, has nodded to the officials who in advance rushed to with a smile, then must move toward the right first place. 于俊亭一身大红袍,双手负在身后,晶莹光滑的象牙小扇轻轻拍打着腰背,施施然地迈步进了府厅,向已经先行赶到的官员们含笑点点头,便要走向右侧首位。 But she raised the head. Sees Zhang Duo to sit in her position, is startled in Junting slightly, at once then restores calmly. Takes a step to move toward the left first place. Pushes fat in the official headgear chair, Zhang Duo that is napping opens the eye suddenly, worn out said/tunnel: „in Jianzhou, please sit down seat of honor!” 可她一抬头。就见张铎正坐在她的位置上,于俊亭微微一怔,旋即便恢复了从容。举步走向左侧首位。把一身肥肉挤在官帽椅中,正打着盹儿的张铎忽地张开眼睛,有气无力地道:“于监州,请坐主位吧！” Said in Junting startled: „Sir prefectural magistrate is this what intent?” 于俊亭愕然道:“知府大人这是何意？” Zhang Duo smiled two hoarsely, said: „The this official body has not recovered, is hard to attend to the government affairs. Now is important, has no alternative but to act to inquire. One must supervise the state Sirs to act to attend to the business, naturally should supervise the state Sirs to sit the seat of honor.” 张铎沙哑地笑了两声,道:“本府身子尚未痊愈,难以料理政务。如今只是事关重大,不能不出面过问。一应事务还是要监州大人出面料理的,自然该监州大人坐主位。” Smiles in Junting. Shakes the head to say refined: „Improper, improper. The lower officials share sorrow for Sir prefectural magistrate temporarily, since the Sir arrived, naturally is Sir prefectural magistrate sits the seat of honor.” 于俊亭浅浅一笑。斯斯文文地摇头道:“不妥,不妥。下官只是暂时替知府大人分忧,大人既然到了,自然是知府大人坐主位。” Zhang Duo smiled bitterly to spread both hands. Said: „You look at me now this appearance, does the strength toss about? in Jianzhou did not want politely, did not pass on responsibilities, must decline not.” 张铎苦笑着摊了摊双手。道:“你看我如今这副模样,还有力气折腾吗？于监州不要客气了,当仁不让,莫要推辞。” Said in Junting: „Doesn't dare, in front of Sir prefectural magistrate, the lower official does not dare to be dissolute.” 于俊亭道:“不敢不敢,知府大人面前,下官不敢放肆。” Ye Xiaotian that rushes to saw with own eyes that these two people act in a play there hypocritically, shows the whites of the eyes very much bored, the one side Li Jingli side crossed the body, said to him low voice: „That group of mountain barbarians tread the nose upper eyelid. Now if not hit, your whole family government official face does not have up. Hits, once lost face not to have up. Who is willing to be this lord. You look at that chair, two Sirs previously won are life and death, now is actually you pushes me to let, no one is willing to sit, hehe, thorny.” 匆匆赶到的叶小天眼见这两个人假惺惺地在那儿演戏,很无聊地翻了个白眼儿,一旁李经历侧过了身子,小声对他道:“那伙山蛮子蹬鼻子上脸。现在要是不打呢,阖府官吏脸面无光。打呢,一旦打输了就更加的脸面无光。谁愿做这个主啊。你看那张椅子,两位大人先前争得是你死我活,现在却是你推我让,谁也不愿意坐上去,嘿嘿,棘手啊。” Ye Xiaotian said suddenly: „So that's how it is!” 叶小天恍然道:“原来如此！” prefectural magistrate and prison state Sirs modestly declined mutually the half of the day. No one is willing to sit the seat of honor, opens the fatty to depend on the chair. He is not willing to move, even if others draw do not draw him. Is actually lithe in the Junting physique, looks at her small waist, if comes a person of great strength who can play the stone-lock dumbbell, can make her make on the palm to dance, who dares to draw her? 知府和监州大人互相谦让了半天。谁也不肯坐上主位,张胖子赖在椅子上不起来。他不肯动,别人就算拉都拉不动他。于俊亭倒是身姿轻盈,瞧她那小腰身,要是来个玩得动石锁的力士,就能让她做掌上舞,可谁又敢去拉她？ Therefore, two people of modestly declining final outcomes are: Sits in Junting in the left the head, Zhang Duo sits in the right the head, two people sit face-to-face. As for the seat of honor of center on head vacant, the conference then started under the so strange scene. 于是,二人谦让的最终结果是:于俊亭坐于左侧上首,张铎坐于右侧上首,两人面对面地坐着。至于正中上首的主位则空置下来,会议便在如此怪异的场面下开始了。 The Zhang Duo facial expression is weak, if air/Qi gossamer said/tunnel: „in Jianzhou, mountain seedling...... barbaric, the previous time officers had the defeat, they let success go to the head, not satisfied with small gains, my Tongren city mansion has allowed them to raise the stream to base, they were dissatisfied, now provokes on own initiative, seizes to catch the common people, the disaster place, with raising the stream division officers waged a war, did you look to should do?” 张铎神情虚弱,气若游丝地道:“于监州,山苗……野蛮呐,前番官兵吃了败仗,他们就得意忘形、得寸进尺了,我铜仁府已经允许他们在提溪立足,他们还不满足,现在又主动挑衅,掳捕百姓,祸害地方,与提溪司官兵大动干戈,你看该如何是好啊？” Is knocking her fair and healthy-looking tender and delicate palm in Junting with the ivory small fan gently, the beautiful double pupil is casting a sidelong glance a fatty, inquired: „By seeing of prefectural governor Sir, how should we deal?” 于俊亭用象牙小扇轻轻敲着她白里透红的娇嫩掌心,明媚的双眸睨着张胖子,询问道:“以府尊大人之见,我们该如何应对？” Zhang Duo shakes the head slightly, smiles, said: „Old man sickness lies in the bed, being hard director, now the Tongren city mansion is your in Jianzhou manages a household, how to ask on this official to come.” 张铎微微摇了摇头,笑了笑,道:“老夫病卧在床,难以理事,现在铜仁府可是你于监州当家呀,怎么问到本府头上来了。” Smiles in Junting, raises slightly saying: „Lower official now for Sir prefectural magistrate......” 于俊亭浅浅一笑,欠身道:“下官如今只是代知府大人……” Zhang Duo eyes, interrupts her words slightly: „In its, seeks its politics! Just like this!” 张铎双眼微微一张,截断她的话道:“在其位,谋其政！如此而已！” His back depends to return to the chair slowly, restored the languid appearance: „this official only therefore attended today, because raises stream division Senior official is the this official main family, he delivers to this official here letter/believes, if this official were concerned with, is rather ridiculous, therefore is ill to act, actually as for how to make a decision, but must look at your in Jianzhou meaning.” 他的后背慢慢靠回椅上,又恢复了懒洋洋的模样:“本府今日只所以出席,只是因为提溪司长官乃是本府的本家,他把信儿送到本府这里来,本府若是不闻不问,未免不近情理,所以才抱病出面,至于究竟如何决断,还要看你于监州的意思。” Li Jingli has leaned the body, whispered low voice to Ye Xiaotian: „ Sir prefectural magistrate this is in in Jianzhou the army! Initially these matters were Sir prefectural magistrate troubles, since in Jianzhou must sit this seat, that became her trouble, some good plays looked. 李经历侧过身子,又对叶小天小声嘀咕道:“知府大人这是在将于监州的军呐！当初这些事是知府大人的麻烦,于监州既然要坐这个位子,那就成了她的麻烦,有好戏看啦。 You are looking, if in Jianzhou does not dare to dispatch troops, later she cannot ridicule Sir prefectural magistrate to be incompetent. If she dispatches troops, Yu Family can stay out? Also cannot stay out, even if won, Yu Family must suffer heavy casualties, damaging severely vitality, if defeated, that is completely discredited, the difficult position of Sir prefectural magistrate, was then easily solved. ” 你瞧着吧,于监州若是不敢出兵,以后她就不能嘲弄知府大人无能。她若是出兵,于家能置身事外么？既不能置身事外,纵然胜了,于家也要损兵折将,大伤元气,如果败了,那更是威风扫地,知府大人的困境,便也迎刃而解了。” Ye Xiaotian nods gently, touches suo the chin, the government officials to the hall swept one gently, seeing everyone is a situation that sits mountain Guanhu to fight, must look at how this ambitious female headman faces this difficult problem. 叶小天轻轻点了点头,摸挲着下巴,向堂上众官吏轻轻扫了一眼,见大家都是一副坐山观虎斗的态势,显然是要看这位野心勃勃的女土司如何面对这个难题。 In the Ye Xiaotian heart ponders secretly: „Actually raised that side the stream what happened? Properly speaking, without my order, Ge Duolao is impossible to cause complications. Is raises the stream division to the action that what they have to provoke? Snatches the meat to eat from others trays, is really not that easy. If in Jianzhou dispatches troops, I should should do?” 叶小天心中暗忖:“提溪那边究竟发生了什么事？照理说,没有我的命令,格哚佬不可能节外生枝啊。难道是提溪司对他们有什么挑衅的举动？从人家的盘子里抢肉吃,果然不是那么容易的。如果于监州出兵,我该如何是好？” : Asked the monthly ticket and recommendation ticket honestly! :诚求月票、推荐票！ At present is bustling about, after the details go back, reports ^ _ ^ to everyone 目前正在忙碌中,详情回去后再向大家汇报^_^ ( to be continued ) (未完待续) ... ...