RUC :: Volume #9

#875: Goes out the smooth cat

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Hao Ren does not know oneself leave later Raven12345 to be busy cultivating the matter of house, after his , goes home directly, and in the future 2-3 days has been pondering the goddess elder sister asked suddenly his bewildered issue is what meaning. ∑, he did not think that Raven12345 is only because fun or bored asks itself to discuss other rationality and perceptual matter her time is the mental illness, but will at least not make this meaningless action. 郝仁可不知道自己离开之后渡鸦145忙着修房子的事儿,他这之后直接回了家,并且在往后的2-3天里一直在思考女神姐姐突然问他那个莫名其妙的问题到底是什么意思。∑,他不觉得渡鸦145只是因为好玩或者无聊才找自己讨论理性和感性的事她别的时候是个神经病,但至少不会做这种毫无意义的举动。 Therefore he in pondering that limitless chaos as well as he must mean anything in „person who” in the chaos seeks, even two days he is having a dream in the evening makes a long and wearisome journey in thick fog. Finally, he guessed that the metaphor of this issue is perhaps related with Goddess of Creation. 于是他一直在思考那片无边无际的混沌以及他要在混沌中寻找的“人”到底意味着什么,甚至连着两天晚上他做梦都在一片浓雾中长途跋涉。最后,他猜测这个问题的隐喻恐怕还是跟创世女神有关。 This issue is intertwining continuously he, day-by-day passed, third day, he forgot this matter finally...... 这个问题连续纠结着他,一天又一天过去了,第三天,他终于把这事儿忘了…… The weather is day by day cold, winter this year of north city exposed own might to people early. The Lily trading wool eventually finished, she does not need the full living room to shed hair every day large bundle, family's sofas and several blankets did not need to tidy up finally daily. Vivian planned again with collecting the dog wool weaves a scarf and so on, but this time quantity are not enough probably, has to give up. 天气一天比一天冷,北方城市的冬季今年早早地对人们展露出了自己的威力。莉莉的换毛终于结束,她再也不用每天大把大把地满客厅掉毛,家里的沙发和几块毯子也总算不用天天收拾了。薇薇安原本打算再用收集起来的狗毛织个围巾之类的,但这次的量好像不够多,也就只好放弃了。 Hao Ren holds on a large size fish bowl the table before window, puts the full lukewarm water in the fish bowl and prepares to raise the electric heating stick that the tropical fish uses, after he prepares, waits for Lil Pea to leap in side immediately unbearably anxiously plunges into the water, curled up a not too big nor too small water splash. The little fellows swim in the warm water comfortably, once for a while turns the belly to put out a small water column to entertain supine. After the little fellow soaked was warm, Hao Ren to turn on the window, making outside cold air blow in the room. Under this fresh cold north wind sways, Hao Ren gave a tongue-lashing the mouth. The spirit feels pumped up. 郝仁把一个大号鱼缸抱到窗台前的桌子上,在鱼缸里放满温水并准备好养热带鱼用的电加热棒,等他都准备好之后,在旁边等着的豆豆立刻急不可耐地一跃跳入水中,卷起了一片不大不小的水花。小家伙在暖洋洋的水里面舒服地游来游去,时不时翻着肚皮仰面朝天地吐出一个小水柱来自娱自乐。等小家伙泡暖和之后郝仁打开了窗子,让外面的冷空气吹到屋里。在这清新冷冽的北风吹拂下,郝仁呲了呲嘴。精神为之一振。 Lil Pea notices the sound of window, immediately swims to the fish bowl edge digs up to look out curiously. Cold wind blows, the little fellow whole body trembles, returns to the warm water all of a sudden: The present small merpeople has known oneself are the tropical variety, to prevent not to hibernate carefully, she will even also make one prepare the lukewarm water to oneself on own initiative, outside was not that saw to snow last year jumps jubilantly outward, then went out is frozen becomes the silly fish of icicle. 豆豆则注意到窗户的动静,立刻游到鱼缸边缘好奇地扒着头往外看。一阵冷风吹来,小家伙浑身一哆嗦,哧溜一下子又回到温暖的水里:如今的小人鱼已经知道自己是个热带品种,为了防止不小心冬眠,她甚至还会主动让人给自己准备温水,再也不是去年那个看见外边下雪都兴高采烈往外蹦,然后出门就被冻成冰棍的傻鱼了。 Nest of Lily on the sofa of living room corner the symbol, the cold wind is blowing she cannot help but shook the ear, raised the head to complain: „Landlord do you do. Quite cold!” 莉莉正在客厅角落的沙发上窝着码字,冷风吹进来的时候她不由自主抖了抖耳朵,抬头抱怨起来:“房东你干嘛呀。好冷的！” „Can your sled dog not shout all day long being sensitive to cold?” Hao Ren is disinclined, „windowing household takes a breath, in the family/home this air three days have not flowed passed, became two ecosystem inside and outside the house quickly well.” “你一个雪橇犬能不能别成天嚷嚷着怕冷？”郝仁头都懒得回,“开窗户换换气,家里这点空气都三天没流通过了,屋里屋外都快成俩生态系统了好么。” At this time „Roll” took a stroll from the room, on her head wears a black yarn hat, with being a thief arrived at the entrance along the corner, thinks everyone could not see himself, then leaned the body to block the gate while prepared to twist with the tail cling door knob, but she has not made an effort to hear that side Hao Ren to fling one with enough time: „Does not permit to run all over the place.” 这时候“滚”从屋里溜溜达达走了出来,她脑袋上戴着一顶黑色的毛线帽子,跟做贼似的沿着墙角来到门口,自以为所有人都看不到自己,然后一边侧着身子挡住门一边用尾巴卷住门把手准备拧,但她还没来得及使劲就听到郝仁那边甩过来一句:“不准乱跑。” „Roll” startles stands all of a sudden on the spot. After the tail down explodes, thick entire one time, then demonstrates to Hao Ren fiercely: „Meow Wuuu” “滚”激灵一下子站在原地。尾巴绒毛炸起之后粗了整整一倍,然后呲牙咧嘴地对郝仁示威:“喵呜呜” „Said does not permit not to permit,” Hao Ren closes the window to turn head to carry the Roll collar to tow her, „yesterday did not wear the hat to run to play for day. Must no one discover luckily your ear lives! Today does this plan to fling the tail to go out to take a stroll?” “说了不准出去就是不准出去,”郝仁关上窗户扭头去拎起滚的领子把她拖回来,“昨天不戴帽子就跑出去玩了一天。得幸亏没人发现你那耳朵是活的！今天这又打算甩着尾巴出去溜达是吧？” „Roll” holds oneself fling the stopper of tail in subconsciously toward the clothes, is supine the face to be dumbfounded with Hao Ren plays the fool, but was stared after for quite a while, by Hao Ren she really could not endure the temper. Pulls out the tail while mumbled: „Tail admits in the clothes...... is not balanced! Walks will fall!” “滚”下意识地抓住自己甩来甩去的尾巴往衣服里一塞,仰着脸跟郝仁大眼瞪小眼地装傻,但被郝仁瞪了半天之后她果然还是耐不住性子了。一边把尾巴掏出来一边嘟嘟囔囔:“尾巴放进衣服里……不平衡！走路会摔！” „You do not practice to stand erect to walk well do not blame to the tail on!” Hao Ren stares, „don't I have the tail to walk am not also safe?” “你不好好练习直立行走就别怪到尾巴身上！”郝仁一瞪眼,“我没尾巴走路不是也稳稳当当么？” „Roll” a face looks at Hao Ren earnestly: „I do not discriminate against the disabled cat.” “滚”一脸认真地看着郝仁:“我不歧视残疾猫的。” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” Giving the devil his due this stupid cat is actually more obedient than of before after the shape manner because of the convenient of improvement and exchange of intelligence. Once the unruly felidae animal can also say a word to teach, in Hao Ren and family/home others tried hard to want „Roll” to educate a sensible good monster together. This at present already distinguished opinion result, at least cat miss now belly hungry time knows before going to the living room little darling and others to serve a meal rather than to run the Hao Ren room, making an effort flexure gate, bored time also knows that cannot bite the slipper of family member casually, even in the extremely occasional situation, she also knows the attendance person, but in addition this goods were still a troublesome unceasing fellow. 平心而论这只蠢猫在化形为人之后其实已经比以前听话多了因为智力的提升和交流的方便。曾经桀骜不驯的猫科动物也能被言语教导,郝仁和家里其他人共同努力想要把“滚”教育成一个懂事的好妖怪。这目前已经卓见成效,起码猫姑娘如今肚子饿的时候知道去客厅乖乖等开饭而不是跑去郝仁屋前使劲挠门,无聊的时候也知道不能随便咬家里人的拖鞋,甚至极偶尔的情况下,她还知道照顾人,但除此之外这货仍然是个麻烦不断的家伙。 Hao Ren has the unclear this stupid cat many time tries to slip out to play secretly, as well as has slipped out successfully many times. How although he has educated the cat miss uses the conveyer of basement to go to Aerym and so on place to frisk and scamper, but is different to a world outlook the cat monster of person, Aerym elf king city and Demon King City not necessarily have the southern suburbs old town 13 lanes to be interesting. In cat miss running away later Hao Ren of again and again realized that he cannot tie up this fellow at home, therefore has to let one step, lets the stupid cat, in putting on a hat to hide in the situation of tail to go out to play, and goes out does not permit to turn the trash can squats before the roadside food stand wants food, the good news was this cat understood, the bad news was she does not plan to act accordingly...... 郝仁已经记不清这只蠢猫有多少次试图偷溜出去玩,以及已经成功溜出去多少次了。虽然他已经教育过猫姑娘怎么用地下室的传送器前往艾瑞姆之类的地方撒欢,但对一只世界观不同于人的猫妖而言,艾瑞姆的精灵王城和魔王城都不一定有南郊的老城十三巷有意思。在猫姑娘几次三番的偷跑之后郝仁意识到他不能把这家伙拴在家里,所以只好让了一步,让蠢猫在戴上帽子藏好尾巴的情况下可以出去玩,并且出门也不准去翻垃圾桶以及蹲在饭摊前要食物,好消息是这只猫听懂了,坏消息是她并不打算照着办…… Naturally, „Roll” as if has that little obedient meaning, for example she recorded at this time was screwing on a hat in the head, however must count on that a cat can thorough obedient that not be simply impossible, she did not plan hides from the start the tail. Perhaps in the world outlook of this goods, can listen to a instruction of Hao Ren half a word to give „big cat” huge face, the latter should be grateful to her is good, how can set big pile of requests again. 当然,“滚”似乎还是有那么一点点服从意思的,比如这时候她就记着在脑袋上扣了个帽子,然而要指望一只猫能彻底听话那简直太不可能了,她压根不打算把尾巴藏起来。或许在这货的世界观里,能听郝仁一句半句的吩咐就已经是给了“大大猫”天大的面子,后者应该对她感恩戴德才行,怎么能再提出一大堆要求呢。 Hao Ren looks the look that „Roll” that whole face does not care about felt the brain benevolent is painful, after he presses by force the cat miss, cannot bear mumble: „Words said after this goods turn into the person, how to feel more and more bear?” 郝仁看着“滚”那满脸不在乎的神色就感觉脑仁生疼,他把猫姑娘生拉硬拽地摁回去之后忍不住嘟囔起来:“话说这货变成人以后怎么感觉越来越熊了？” Lily raised the head: „Landlord haven't you heard the panda?” 莉莉抬起头:“房东你没听说过熊猫么？” Hao Ren stares: „Is panda this meaning?” 郝仁一愣:“熊猫是这个意思么？” „You have this time to be reasonable to a cat, might as well get her to go out simply play for quite a while,” Lily beckons with the hand, „you looked that she crawled the temperament of cat toward the entrance you are not does not know, said today any she must go out, you lead her.” “你有这功夫跟一只猫讲道理,还不如干脆自己领着她出门玩半天,”莉莉摆了摆手,“你看她又往门口爬过去了猫的脾气你又不是不知道,今天说啥她也要出门的,你带着她溜溜呗。” The Lily voice falls, Hao Ren feels immediately the scalding hot line of sight sweeps together on oneself, he lowers the head looked, saw „Roll” is squatting on the ground is gaining ground to stare looks at itself, in a pair of cat pupil „slid me” two characters to write shining on the difference. Hao Ren thinks own this refrains from speaking at home all day long does not have the meaning, then puts out a hand to entrain the cat miss: „Good all various professions, you are an eldest child, goes out. However you first force in the tail, puts on the beautiful pupil, the ear changes the big point hat, it was also in any case cold.” 莉莉话音落下,郝仁立刻感觉一道灼热的视线扫在自己身上,他低头一看,就看到“滚”正蹲在地上抬着头直勾勾地看着自己,一双猫瞳里就差金光四射地把“溜我”俩字写出来了。郝仁想想自己这成天在家闷着也没意思,便伸手把猫姑娘拽起来:“行行行,你是老大,出门溜溜吧。不过你先把尾巴塞进去,把美瞳戴上,还有耳朵换个大点的帽子,反正天也冷了。” The cat miss meow fled to return to the room to prepare immediately excitedly, a moment later with gust blew, entrained the arm of Hao Ren to run outward: „Slides me to slide me to slide me......” 猫姑娘顿时兴奋地喵呜一声就窜回屋准备去了,片刻之后又跟阵风似的刮了出来,拽着郝仁的胳膊就往外跑:“溜我溜我溜我……” Hao Ren makes the cat monster entrain is walking toward the entrance staggering, walks while calls to Lily: „Words said that you do not go out take a walk very energetic Ah? you usually not continuously?” 郝仁让猫妖拽着踉踉跄跄地往门口走,一边走一边对莉莉招呼:“话说你不出门散散步啊？你平常不一直挺精神的么？” Lily holds the notebook nest in the sofa, is busy typing while finds time the concentrating on work at selected units thing to throw into the mouth from nearby some between-meal snack bag occasionally, after hearing the proposition of Hao Ren, her does not lift: „Writes the thing to be busy me having the proper work.” 莉莉捧着笔记本电脑窝在沙发里,一边忙着打字一边偶尔抽空从旁边的某个零食袋子里抓点东西扔进嘴里,听见郝仁的提议之后她头也不抬:“写东西忙着呢我可是有正经工作的。” Good, this , or reminded Hao Ren to almost forget husky miss is in the family/home the most successful public figures, therefore he had the respect to study Tyrant Jiannv to this female to nod azure, this in cat miss continuously „slid me to slide me to slide me” in sound to be towed the main house gate. 好么,她这要不提醒郝仁都快忘了哈士奇姑娘是家里最成功的社会人士了,于是他带着敬意对这位女学霸兼女文青点点头,这才在猫姑娘连续不断的“溜我溜我溜我”声中被拖着出了家门。 Lily then lowers the head to be busy at work own matter, she used the corner of the eye split vision to look at a between-meal snack bag on hand, smacked the lips later continues to write her some evaluation manuscript: „Brand, the taste is quite crisp, the taste is fragrant, but the protein and fat content are low, did not suggest to give childhood husky edible......” 莉莉接着低头忙活自己的事情,她用眼角余光看了一眼手边的零食袋子,咂咂嘴之后继续写她的某篇评测稿:“品牌,口感相当酥脆,口味香鲜,但蛋白质和脂肪含量较低,不建议给幼年哈士奇食用……” But Hao Ren, had been towed to entrain by the cat miss at this time continually draws to the main road on. He looks the stupid cat that the side jumps for joy is a little sigh with emotion: Family's sled dog nest is not willing to move in the room, cat instead energetic wish makes one lead to go out to take a walk, a oneself this side really normal lifeform does not have. 而郝仁呢,这时候已经被猫姑娘连拖带拽地拉到大路上了。他看着身边活蹦乱跳的蠢猫就有点感慨:家里的雪橇犬窝在屋里不愿意动弹,一只猫反而精神头十足的想要让人带着自己出去遛弯,自己这身边果然一个正常的生物都没有。 A person of cat( in nearby road person eyes is two people) takes certainly a stroll walks on the southern suburbs slightly lonely old street say/way, „Roll” pokes head to the trash cans that the side passed by repeatedly, Hao Ren enhances vigilance momentarily, so long as this cat a little wants four feet to be well-grounded or turns the tendency of trash can entrain immediately her, like the taking a walk way also was almost the normal state that this they went out together. 一人一猫(当然在旁边的路人眼里就是两个人)溜溜达达地走在南郊略显冷清的老街道上,“滚”对身边路过的一个个垃圾桶频频探头,郝仁则随时提高警惕,只要这只猫有一点想要四脚着地或者去翻垃圾桶的倾向就立刻把她拽回来,像这样的散步方式也差不多是这俩人一同出门的常态了。 Hao Ren most attention place in this only not law-abiding cat monster, therefore he has not noticed a matter: 郝仁的大部分注意力都放在身边这只不安分的猫妖上,所以他并未注意到一件事: After he and Roll leaves the room probably several hundred meters, he keeps behind shadow becomes more and more black, is getting more and more long, and appeared slowly acted the uncoordinated situation with him......( to be continued......) 当他和滚离开屋子大概数百米之后,他留在身后的影子就变得越来越黑,越来越长,并慢慢出现了与他动作不协调的情况……(未完待续……)
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