Factsshowed that the gold/metalapple can sillycatwisdomdoing abhiseka, actually unable to achieveknowledgedoing abhiseka-, when a cathad the wisdom of personactuallyto retain the cognition of cat, sparksimplybrightblinddogeye that the collisions of twospeciesworld outlookscanproduce. Thisfoolwas discoveringoneselfcandeal with the issue that goes to bathroom, and after even/includingMaoshano longerneed, a shockingfactlong jab her alsonottoomiraculousmind:
事实证明金苹果可以给一个傻猫智慧灌顶,却做不到知识灌顶-当一只猫有了人的智慧却保留着猫的认知,两个物种世界观的碰撞所能产生的火花简直亮瞎狗眼。这个二货在发现自己可以处理上厕所的问题,并且连猫砂都不再需要之后,一个冲击性的事实直击她那还不太灵光的脑海:Thismeowdid not need the catsandafter this.
本喵从此之后不需要猫砂了。Therefore„shovelexcrement”after thislosthad the significance.
于是“铲屎的”从此之后就失去了存在意义。Hao Renwas dying.郝仁快死了。Thismysterioustriadicdeductionat the scenethin that inthisfoolfrightenscrash-bang.
这神奇的三段式推论当场把这个二货吓的稀里哗啦的。Sillycatis wipingtearswhileholds the Hao Rentrouser legs coveringsto cry, if the ordinarycatabsolutelydoes not havethisresponse: Becausetheirintelligence and emotionorders of complexitywere doomedtheynot to haveso manysentimentstooneselfmaster, the ordinarypersonabsolutelydid not havethisresponse, as long asbecausehuman of threeviewswere a little insufficientto think that „shovelexcrementofficer”threecharacterwere earnest. However an ordinarycatmonstertook seriouslythismatter, andis earnestly sad: Hersentimentis just complextocancarry out the clearmasterandownintimate relation, buthercognitionis just simpletodoingdoes not understand that humantakesanything to live.
傻猫一边抹着眼泪一边抱着郝仁的裤腿哭,要是普通的猫绝对没这个反应:因为它们的智力和情感复杂度都注定了它们不会对自己的主人有这么多感情,普通的人也绝对没这个反应,因为但凡有点三观的人类都不至于认为“铲屎官”仨字儿是认真的。然而一个普通的猫妖就把这件事当真了,并且认认真真地伤心起来:她的感情刚好复杂到可以搞明白主人和自己的亲密关系,而她的认知刚好简单到搞不明白人类是以啥为生的。Hao Renwantsto understand„Roll” after the logicdoes not know whether to laugh or cry, the firstresponseclutches the nape of the neck of thissillycatto flingagaintwo, but the hesitantmomentpresses the head of opposite partyto explainslowly,makes the sillycatunderstand a howdiligentlyhumaniscomplexlifeform, buttrades the catsandtoowncatis onlyin the human live an insignificantcomponent...... the life„does not preparefoodtomeow the Sir”absolutelyand„tradescatsandtwopartscomprised to meow the Sir”!郝仁想明白“滚”的逻辑之后哭笑不得,第一反应是揪着这个傻猫的脖颈子再甩两圈,但犹豫片刻还是按着对方的脑袋慢慢解释起来,努力让傻猫明白人类是一种怎么样复杂的生物,而给自己的猫换猫砂只是人类生活中一个微不足道的组成部分……人生绝对不是由“给喵大人准备食物”和“给喵大人换猫砂”两部分组成的!Hao Renmoresaid that morefeelsFuck, heactuallyinearnestto a catexplainedthistypedamnissue...... thisissue from beginning to endillogical, ineachphraseinfiltratesis lettingteasing that the persongoes wildcompared with the aura. Buthe must suppressunexpectedlycannotsmile!郝仁越说越觉得卧槽,他竟然在认真跟一只猫解释这种操蛋的问题……这个问题从从头到尾都不合逻辑,每一个字眼儿里都渗着让人抓狂的逗比气息。但他竟然还要憋着不能笑!„Roll”listensto listento be finally peaceful, the doubtlooks atHao Ren: „Youdo not deceivemeowAh?yourreallynotdeadAh?”
“滚”听着听着总算安静下来,狐疑地看着郝仁:“你不骗喵啊?你真的不会死啊?”Hao Rentook off/escaped the strengthquickly: „How will Ipossiblydie...... your world outlook to whenbe ableto be normal?”郝仁都快脱力了:“我怎么可能会死……你这个世界观到底要什么时候才能正常起来?”„Meowdoes not know that anythingis the world outlook. But the bigcatdailylifeisgivesme the foodto eat, cleans the restroomtome.” The catmissis blinking the eye, the tailslowlyis finally soft, „bigcatusuallyreallyalsodoesothermatterAh?”
“喵不知道什么是世界观。但大猫每天的生活就是给我饭吃,给我打扫厕所。”猫姑娘眨巴着眼睛,尾巴终于慢慢软下来,“大猫平常真的还干别的事啊?”„Motheregg, howmycolorfuldaily lifewas concentratedtwopartsin a cat eye,”Hao Rencovers the headto feel that ownlife valuehad been challenged, „anyone of youcanunderstand that the world outlook of cat, explainedtome.”
“妈蛋,我丰富多彩的日常生活怎么在一只猫眼里就被浓缩成两部分了,”郝仁捂着脑袋感觉自己的人生价值已经受到挑战,“你们有谁能理解猫的世界观的,给我解释一下。”Surroundingseveryoneyields and withdrawsimmediately, expressed that bestnot to contactthisFucktopic.
周围所有人立刻退避三舍,纷纷表示最好别接触这种卧槽的话题。Hao Renmakes an effortto entrain the catmiss, scratchedthatto be thincarelesslycrash-bang the tearsto the square features in with the hand. A latterfaceis staringtight: „Shovels the excrement, youconfirmed that youdoesn't die?”郝仁使劲把猫姑娘拽起来,用手胡乱擦了擦对方脸上那稀里哗啦的眼泪。后者一脸紧张地瞪着眼睛:“铲屎的,你确认自己不死了是吧?”Hao Rendoes not know whether to laugh or cry: „Does not diedoes not die...... the words saying that Ihave not planned dead from the beginning.”郝仁哭笑不得:“不死了不死了……话说我一开始也没打算死啊。”
The catmissfelt relieved that nods: „Oh, good, givesme the small fishto do.”
猫姑娘放心地点点头:“哦,那好,给我小鱼干。”Hao Ren: „...... Inyourbraindidn't haveotherthing?!”郝仁:“……你脑子里就没别的东西了?!”„The bigfishdoes.”
“还有大鱼干。”„Infamily/homedoes not permitto eat the fish,”Hao Renstaredsillycatone, fishes out the rootsausageto force in herhandfrom the spaceconvenientlyalong, „givesyouthis......, rips open the packing! Cannoteatdirectly!”
“家里不准吃鱼,”郝仁瞪了傻猫一眼,顺手从随身空间里摸出根火腿肠塞进她手里,“给你这个……诶,把包装撕开!不能直接吃!”
The sillycatis nipping the sausage, was filling in a mouthincludingoutsideplastic packing: „How will outsidehave such a hardthing?”
傻猫咬着火腿肠,连着外面的塑料包装填了一嘴:“外面怎么会有这么一层硬硬的东西?”Hao Rensighed. Helps the catmissremovesausageoutsidepacking: „Nonsense, usuallyIgiveyouto process. Nowyourselfhad the hand, wantedto solvetheseproblems, moreovertwodaysmuststudywith the chopsticks. Cannoteat mealeach timeburies the facein the rice container.”郝仁叹了口气。帮猫姑娘去掉火腿肠外面的包装:“废话,平常我都给你处理好的。现在你自己有手了,要自己解决这些问题,而且过两天要学着用筷子。不能每次吃饭都把脸埋在饭盆里。”
The sillycatis eating the sausage, suddenlydid not knowandthoughtanything: Didn't you who „shovel the excrementplanto wantme? Icango outto eat, youmakemecome backto sleepin the evening......”
傻猫吃着火腿肠,突然不知道又想了点啥:“铲屎的你是不是不打算要我了?那我可以出去吃,你让我晚上回来睡觉嗷……”Hao Renis forking the waist. Thought that thisfoolis provoking, butsends is not on fire: „Whosaid that did not wantyou, Isaidyoumuststudyfrom now onare using the presentbodylife. Before youthisbodycanaccomplishnoware many, Ifor the matter that youdo.”郝仁叉着腰。觉得这个二货让人生气但就是发不起火来:“谁说不要你了,我只是说你今后要学着用自己现在的身体生活。你现在这个身体能办到很多以前我替你做的事。”
The catmissappears to understand but not really understandis nodding, does not know that perceivesmany. Butlooked that the expressionisfeels at easefinally. The cat is really a sensitivelifeform, yousaid that family memberthisneglectsfor a while, shetosses about the bigcalamity.
猫姑娘似懂非懂地点着头,也不知道听进去多少。但看表情总算是安心下来。猫真是一种敏感的生物,你说家人这就一时疏忽,她自己折腾出多大乱子。Hao Renlooks atsillycatthatignorantexpression, proposedone: „MoreoverImustsay that youmustchangetomyname. Originallythought that makesyourandomly callalsonoinfluence, buthas a look at your world outlooknowchaoticallyresembleswithanything.”郝仁看着傻猫那懵懵懂懂的表情,还是提了一句:“另外我还是要说啊,你对我的称呼必须改改了。原来觉得让你这么乱叫也没啥影响,但现在看看你这世界观乱的跟什么似的。”„It is not clear,”catmissswallows the sausage, „IamRoll, verygood, youare the shovelexcrement, verygood, the replacedwordsare not good.”
“不明白,”猫姑娘咽下火腿肠,“我是滚,很好,你是铲屎的,很好,换掉的话不好。”Saying, heris extendingexcessivelyrubsrubbingon the Hao Renarm, in the throatmade the sound of snoringsnoring: „Rollandshovelexcrementin the same place, eatenis very full, is not cold, therefore is also very good.”
说着,她伸过头在郝仁胳膊上蹭了蹭,喉咙里发出呼噜呼噜的声音:“滚和铲屎的在一起,吃的很饱,不冷,所以也很好。”Hao Renpresses the head of sillycatto shove openher, felt that thiscatactuallynotlikesheusuallyindisplaysstubbornlazy, moreovermadeonehave a headache, actuallyshewas a verysimplefellow: The complexcat is also purer than human. Sheis only the instinctmakes it so, thereforehas the irritatingactionoccasionally, butinbeing familiar withherinstinct, andcanexchangeafter the language, anybodywill detect the simpleessence of thisfellow.郝仁摁着傻猫的脑袋把她推开,感觉这只猫其实并不像她平日里表现的那样顽固慵懒而且令人头疼,其实她是一个非常简单的家伙:再复杂的猫也比人类单纯。她只是天性使然所以偶尔有恼人之举,但在熟悉了她的天性,并且能用语言交流之后,任何人都会察觉到这家伙的简单本质。After allsheonly hasoneto floodsmall fishdry/doeshead- adds on the bigfishto doat most.
毕竟她只有一颗充斥着小鱼干的脑袋-顶多加上大鱼干。Hao Renthoughtfor quite a while, finallythinksnewname that „Roll”canaccept, moreovershehad also usedthisnamea moment ago: „Youcalledme the bigcatsimply...... at leastcompared withshovelexcrement.”郝仁想了半天,终于想到了“滚”能接受的新称呼,而且刚才她也用过这个称呼:“你干脆叫我大猫吧……至少比铲屎的强。”„Bigcatare too many,”catmissblinks, „cannot distinguish clearly.”
“大猫太多,”猫姑娘眨眨眼,“分不清。”Hao Rendid not have idea.郝仁没辙了。Butcatmissthink a meeting, had the solutionactually: „Youare the bigcat.”
但猫姑娘自己想了一会,倒是有了解决办法:“你是大大猫。”Hao Renis interestedvery much: „What do you mean?”郝仁很感兴趣:“啥意思?”„The fiercestbigcat,”catmisseyesshine, „, becauseyoulook for foodveryfiercely!”
“最厉害的大猫,”猫姑娘眼睛放光,“因为你觅食很厉害!”Hao Renthinks,realizedthisisbecause are responsible fordoing grocery shoppingas well astowardin the family/homeshoulders the grain...... in a world outlook of cat, looked for food to achievethisachievementperhapsevenElviseach time.郝仁想了想,意识到这是因为自己是负责买菜以及往家里扛粮食的……在一只猫的世界观里,每次觅食能达到这个成果兴许就算猫王了。
After waitingto handle the issue of cat, finallyHao Rengrows the tone, turns the face awayto discover that Vivianand the others the expressionlook here strangely, healso can only shrug: „Idid not have idea, educatesthisgoods to proceed in an orderly way, youlet all her of a suddenso many name that does not have the word meaningshecannot remember.”
等终于搞定猫的问题之后郝仁长出口气,扭脸发现薇薇安等人都表情古怪地看着这边,他也只能耸耸肩:“我是没辙了,教育这货必须循序渐进,你一下子让她记那么多没有词义的名字她记不住。”„But‚bigcat’wherethisnamereallydoes not have to gowell,”Vivianis covering the face, „, webecame the bigcat.”
“但‘大猫’这个称呼果然也没好到哪去,”薇薇安捂着脸,“以后我们都成大猫了。”
The Lilysquintlooks atVivian: „Youare content, Iwas the sillybigcatIhave not saidfrom the beginning.”莉莉斜眼看着薇薇安:“你就知足吧,我从一开始就是傻大猫我还没说呢。”
The peoplesighed that thismissheartis really wide.
众人纷纷感叹这姑娘心真宽。At this timeMobile Data Terminalneverknowssuddenlywhichhorncornerflew, hitonHao Ren: „Alsoincites the cat?”
这时候数据终端突然从不知道哪个犄角旮旯飞了过来,在郝仁身上撞了一下:“还鼓捣猫呢?”„Justincited,”Hao Renputs out a handto catchMobile Data Terminal, „what's wrong?”
“刚鼓捣完,”郝仁伸手接住数据终端,“咋了?”„Goes tospaceship, the cultivationpot in laboratoryhad a progress.”
“去飞船一趟,实验室里的培育罐有了点进展。”Hao Renimmediatelypleasantly surprised: „Did Seed of Originmake?!”郝仁顿时大为惊喜:“最初之种造出来了?!”„Youwantto result inbeautiful- makessomeorgans.”
“你想得美-只是造出一些器官而已。”Buteven ifmakessomeorganssufficientlyto be overjoyed, Hao Renpreparesthat side the spaceshipto have a look at the situationimmediately. Howeverhas a person more excited than him: Elizabethjustpresentedtwobigproblemsto soberunder the surveillance of biological father, at this timepassed byfrom the living roomhappen tohears„spaceship”twocharacters, immediatelycheers: „I must go tomealso to go!”
但即便只是造出一些器官都足以让人大喜过望的,郝仁立马就准备去飞船那边看看情况。不过有个人比他还激动:伊丽莎白刚在亲爹的监视下做了两道大题清醒清醒,这时候从客厅路过正好听见“飞船”俩字,顿时欢呼雀跃:“我也要去我也要去!”
The Hao Renbig handwields: „Goestogether, whatexperiences the five main internal organs (entrails) of Seed of Originto be long.”郝仁大手一挥:“一块去吧,见识见识最初之种的五脏六腑都长啥样。”Vivianis knitting the brows: „Thishowtopicwellmakesyousaybecomesstrange...... wait/etc, firstfinished eating the food! The breakfasthas not eaten!”薇薇安皱着眉:“这怎么好好的话题让你一说出来都变得这么奇怪……诶等等,先吃完饭!早饭都还没吃呢!”
After the groupfinished eating the food, keeps„Roll”looks after the houseat home, exhortedwhile convenientafter the roomsits in meditation the full beard that contemplatesto look, preventingsillycatto run, thentransmittedhurriedlyarrived atKuiper Station.
一行人吃完饭之后把“滚”留在家里看家,顺便嘱咐了正在屋后打坐冥想的大胡子看着点,防止傻猫自己跑出去,然后就风风火火地传送来到了柯依伯站。
The giant turtlerock benchnumberstillfaithfullycarried out the order that the masterlong-distanceis sending during docking, ithas cultivated the firstbatch of tissue samplesinoneselflaboratory. Thesetissue samples the cellfoundation that takes outfrom„Saintcoffin”growto comeinHao Ren.
巨龟岩台号在停靠期间仍然忠实地执行着主人远程发来的命令,它已经在自己的实验室里培育出了第一批组织样本。这些组织样本就是在郝仁从“圣棺”中取出的细胞基础上生长而来的。When the groupcome to the spaceshiplaboratory, thensawthesegreatlyare crystallizingin the vesselis movingslowly, appearancestrangely...... organ.
当一行人来到飞船实验室的时候,便看到了那些正在巨大结晶容器中缓缓活动着的、样貌怪异的……器官。Iftheytrulyare the organ of Seed of Origin.( Pleasesearch the floatingastronomyto be continued, the novelis betterto renewis quicker!
如果它们确实是最初之种的器官的话。(未完待续请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快!
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