RUC :: Volume #6

#525: On this style

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Hao Ren has not responded all of a sudden, whom in fact you change to see the family/home cat to turn into a big living person casually unable to respond suddenly, the bonus is Hao Ren this experienced all of a sudden also a little confused. But is doubtful „Roll” the cat miss after waiting for several seconds had not seen the food to be discontented, enhanced the intonation also to shout: „Shovels the excrement, food? Food?! Food!!” 郝仁一下子没反应过来,事实上你随便换谁突然看见自己家猫变成个大活人也反应不过来,饶是郝仁这见多识广的一下子也有点蒙圈。而疑似“滚”的猫姑娘则在等了几秒没看见饭之后不满起来,提高声调又嚷嚷了一句:“铲屎的,饭咧？饭咧？！饭咧！！” Hao Ren is pointing at own nose: „What did you call me?” 郝仁指着自己的鼻子:“你叫我啥？” „Shovels the excrement,” cat miss is staring, four feet are well-grounded to rub to scratch itchy on the Hao Ren trouser legs coverings, „ok, rubbed, can this time give me the food? Ran for day, is quite hungry.” “铲屎的,”猫姑娘瞪着眼睛,四脚着地蹭过去在郝仁裤腿上擦擦痒,“好了,蹭蹭,这次可以给我饭了吧？跑了一天,好饿。” Hao Ren rubbed to jump all of a sudden: „Really are you Roll?!” 郝仁蹭一下子就蹦起来了:“你真是滚？！” The cat miss hears „Roll” this character like to be pressed down the switch same conditioned reflex response: „Meow?” 猫姑娘一听到“滚”这个字就会如同被按下开关一样条件反射地回应:“喵？” „How you will say that...... is not right, how did you turn into this?” Hao Ren a little speaks incoherently, at this time does not even know that what good this/should first asked that „yesterday evening ran is finds the place to change the body? How before ate mistakenly the thing is?” “你怎么会说……不对,你怎么变成这样了？”郝仁有点语无伦次,这时候甚至都不知道该先问什么好,“昨天晚上跑出去难道就是找地方变身去了？之前吃错了东西还是怎么着了？” „Roll” droops the head to have the yawn lazily, recognizes one thing: „Food.” “滚”耷拉着脑袋懒洋洋地打哈欠,就认准一样东西:“饭。” „Eats to know that eats!” The Hao Ren forehead blue vein sticks out suddenly, returns to normal after the initial shock he realizes at present this fellow, even if the shape is earth-shaking, in the bone was still the stupid cat that only stupidly ate stupidly drinks, „Lily, mixed the cat food to her!” “吃吃吃就知道吃！”郝仁额头青筋暴起,从初期的震惊中平复下来之后他意识到眼前这家伙哪怕形态天翻地覆,骨子里仍然是那只傻吃傻喝的蠢猫,“莉莉,给她拌猫饭去！” Lily complied with one, runs to come the Roll cat grain basin end, but is preparing to give Hao Ren time suddenly a little hesitates: „Does she this also eat the cat grain now?” 莉莉愣愣地应了一声,跑去把滚的猫粮盆子端过来,不过正准备交给郝仁的时候突然有点犹豫:“她现在这样还吃不吃猫粮了？” Hao Ren had not replied, „Roll” has jumped to rob own rice bowl like lightning, stuffs oneself well satisfied, meanwhile very expressed gratitude politely: „Thanks the silly big cat.” 郝仁还没回答,“滚”已经闪电般蹦起来一把抢过了自己的饭碗,心满意足地胡吃海塞起来,同时还挺有礼貌地道谢:“谢谢傻大猫。” Lily: „woof? But I am not the cat......” 莉莉:“汪？可我不是猫啊……” „It is said in the world all lifeform in the world outlook of cat is divided into the big , middle and small three cats, then subdivides for the stupid cat and slow cat,” Hao Ren is showing the whites of the eyes, „why, moreover you also steal the stealing food dog grain she unable to eat the cat grain, my biscuit is more expensive than for the cat grain that she buys.” “据说在猫的世界观里世界上所有的生物都分为大中小三种猫,然后细分为比自己蠢的猫和比自己迟钝的猫,”郝仁翻着白眼,“而且你还偷偷吃狗粮呢她为什么不能吃猫粮,给她买的猫粮比我的饼干还贵好么。” At this time „Roll” looked up Hao Ren one: „Shovels the excrement, water.” 这时候“滚”又抬头看了郝仁一眼:“铲屎的,水。” Hao Ren responded finally should resist for own human rights, he is stamping one's foot is pointing at the stupid cat: „You first give me to change this name! I am your lord!” 郝仁终于反应过来该为自己的人类权利抗争一下了,他跳着脚地指着蠢猫:“你先给我把这个称呼改过来！我是你的主子！” „Master who Oh, is responsible for the shovel excrement, I must drink water.” “哦,负责铲屎的主人,我要喝水。” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” A person of cat left the half-day vigor, finally no one has gained the victory. But others also go forth to battle to attempt with „Roll” one after another negotiation, finally the latter present is busy eating the thing not to pay attention to others. She is maintaining a cat proper graceful and arrogant attitude- is who does not respond. 一人一猫别了半天劲,最后谁都没有取得胜利。而其他人也轮番上阵试图和“滚”交涉,结果后者现在正忙着吃东西根本不理会别人。她维持着一只猫应有的优雅和高傲态度-也就是谁都不搭理。 The only progress was many people knows position of Hao Ren in this cat mind, that was...... on shovel excrement. 唯一的进展就是很多人都知道了郝仁在这只猫心目中的地位,那就是……啊就一铲屎的。 Hao Ren put on a long face on the sofa squats( this posture possibly to receive the infection of nearby Lily), looks that the cat miss in not far away arched lazily in the soft cushion camber, curled up the cat claw to wash the face with the hand, digs up the tail and unceasing flexure ear of to pull oneself, had mixed emotions at heart. He sighed: „I look in other story the cat mother should not be that type soft, gentle supple, being with good intention, moreover is intimate and sensible lifeform to the master, how this arrived at the fellow who my here turned into this type of style......” 郝仁哭丧着脸在沙发上蹲着(这个姿势可能是受到了旁边莉莉的感染),看着不远处的猫姑娘懒洋洋地在软垫子上拱来拱去,用手蜷成猫爪洗脸,扒拉自己的尾巴以及不断挠耳朵,心里头百感交集。他叹了口气:“我看别的故事里猫娘不应该是那种软乎乎的,轻柔柔的,善解人意而且对主人又亲热又懂事的生物么,这怎么到我这儿就变成这种画风的家伙了……” He finishes barely the words, „Roll” jumped the body tread tread tread to run along the staircase suddenly, then same flushed with the cramp, ran several not to know to want back and forth to do, Hao Ren saw this situation only to put on a long face, simultaneously entrained the Nangong Wuyue sleeve: „How teaches her to use the restroom...... to teach her how to cope with the human particularly the clothes.” 他话音未落,“滚”就突然跳起身子蹬蹬蹬地沿着楼梯跑了上去,然后又跟抽疯一样冲下来,来来回回跑了好几趟也不知道想干什么,郝仁见这个情况只能更加哭丧着脸,同时拽拽南宫五月的袖子:“去教她怎么用厕所……尤其是教她怎么对付人类的衣服。” Vivian patted the shoulder of Hao Ren: „I have also looked at the related cat mother's the story of legend and modern, to be honest, you this style truly is a little not at present right, but...... she in these cats the story must be more real than logically, at least she does not like the clothes like most cats.” 薇薇安拍了拍郝仁的肩膀:“我也看过有关猫娘的传说和现代的故事,说实话,你眼前这个画风确实有点不对,但从逻辑上……她比故事里那些猫要真实多了,最起码她像大多数猫一样不喜欢衣服。” „How now the key question is she turns into this,” Hao Ren is covering the face, „the supernatural phenomenon must have a reason, cannot need a cat to cultivate to become a ghost for the plot suddenly- our places are not the dwelling place of celestial beings treasure hole of outstanding people and magical soil.” “现在关键问题是她怎么变成这样的,”郝仁捂着脸,“再超自然的现象也得有个原因吧,总不能为了剧情需要一只猫就突然修炼成精了-咱们这地方又不是什么人杰地灵的仙府宝洞。” „You want strict our also to really be the dwelling place of celestial beings treasure hole,” Vivian shrugs, „light/only entrance that couplet enough twenty Nantianmen. But I felt ‚Roll’ the change are little significance with here geomancy.” “你要严格来讲咱们这还真是仙府宝洞,”薇薇安耸耸肩,“光门口那副对联就够二十几个南天门的。但我觉得‘滚’的变化跟这里的风水没多大关系。” „Actually this cat was not is a little a while ago unusual,” Y’zaks had not spoken, at this time the jar sound jar air/Qi interrupted in side, „when did she from like watching the television? Moreover you adopted her time before she does not have to read the newspaper with you together the custom.” “其实前阵子这只猫不是就已经有点异常了么,”伊扎克斯一直没说话,这时候才瓮声瓮气地在旁边插了个嘴,“她从什么时候喜欢看电视的？而且你之前收养她的时候她也没有过跟你一块看报纸的习惯吧。” Hao Ren stares: „Reads the newspaper?” 郝仁一愣:“看报纸？” „Yes, reads a newspaper,” Y’zaks nods, „once me to discover that own newspaper disappears, finally sees Roll ’ to lie in the stair hall ‚ in that reads a newspaper. She was looking at that time absolutely the newspaper rather than ripping it, because several newspaper placed neat, no inversion. But I estimated that she has not known character-, because all newspapers were turned the picture version.” “是啊,看报,”伊扎克斯点点头,“有一次我发现自己的报纸不见了,结果在楼梯间看见‘滚’正趴在那看报呢。她那时候绝对是在看报纸而不是在撕它,因为几份报纸都被摆放的整整齐齐,没有一张颠倒的。但我估计她还不认识字-因为所有报纸都被翻到了图片版。” Hao Ren is opening mouth quite a while has not spoken, slowly recalls „Roll” a period of time all sorts exceptionally to change. For quite some time, she starts to watch the television, understood oneself press the remote control, can remember the television top right-hand corner number and logs on the channel by this, the family member eats meal she will lie by the table sets upright the ear to listen, seems paying attention to the thing that others discussed that she started to read the newspaper, studied the structure of windows and doors, went into the kitchen also no longer for the stealing food biscuit, but how to look at own food to be processed...... 郝仁张着嘴半天没说话,慢慢地回忆起了“滚”在最近一段时间的种种异常变化。不知从什么时候开始,她开始看电视,懂得自己摁遥控,能记住电视右上角的数字并以此来锁定频道,家里人吃饭的时候她会趴在桌子旁竖着耳朵听,似乎在关注别人讨论的东西,她开始看报纸,研究门窗的结构,跑到厨房也不再是为了偷吃饼干,而是为了看自己的食物是怎么被加工出来的…… All these phenomenon actually early some demonstrations, because „Roll” from the beginning is a strange cat, moreover often will have the action of bracelet, therefore in the family/home many people have not cared. In addition Hao Ren was busy processing the terrible business of First Born and different world recently in a terrible fix, he simply does not have to associate one time these things systematically- also no early warning. 所有这些现象其实都早有显示,但因为“滚”从一开始就是个奇奇怪怪的猫,而且经常会有跳脱之举,所以家里很多人都没在意。再加上郝仁最近焦头烂额地忙着处理长子和异世界的麻烦事,他根本没有系统地把这些事情联想过一次-也没什么预警。 Elizabeth lifts own treasure screw driver to have a look everywhere, finally lowers the head disheartenedly: „Oh, is actually very worth researching...... was a pity that has not twisted the place of screw.” 伊丽莎白举着自己的宝贝改锥到处看看,最后丧气地一低头:“唉,其实挺值得研究的……可惜没有拧螺丝的地方。” Also does not know how this demon princess head is long. 也不知道这位魔界公主脑袋是怎么长的。 Roll ’ changes „evidently ‚ from the new year's celebration started,” Vivian feels the chin looking pensive, „, although had not changed into the human form at that time, but is she obviously straightening out...... to ask her to ask?” “看样子‘滚’发生变化是从过年前后就开始了,”薇薇安摸着下巴若有所思,“虽然当时还没有化为人形,但她明显正在开窍……等会找她问问？” „I suddenly thought that is a little difficult with own cat exchange,” Hao Ren sighed, „you have not seen her a moment ago that response, from head to tail bastard cat. The words saying beforehand looks after her time how I have not felt.” “我突然觉得跟自己的猫交流有点困难,”郝仁叹了口气,“你们没见她刚才那反应么,彻头彻尾的混蛋猫啊。话说以前照顾她的时候我怎么没感觉呢。” „Language non- multi-talented person makes the lord favor to relate is more harmonious, makes up you then to will the respective feeling be intimate through the brain,” Lily cī the tooth, said the sentence has the words of philosophy very much, „every so often they discussed the really happy only reason is they cannot understand the opposite party in scolding oneself- did you forget the first diplomacy in Campbell native of Singapore history?” “语言不通才让主宠关系更加融洽,通过脑补你们便会各自感觉已经亲密无间,”莉莉呲呲牙,说了句很有哲理的话,“很多时候俩人相谈甚欢的唯一原因就是他们都听不懂对方在骂自己-你忘了坎贝尔星人历史上的第一次外交么？” Hao Ren sighed, he realized Lily said was very reasonable, but he if wants the means to find with the means of own cat exchange...... does not know that the small fish did to be effective. 郝仁叹了口气,他意识到莉莉说的很有道理,但他还是要想办法找到和自己的猫交流的办法……不知道小鱼干管不管用。 At this time Nangong Wuyue has led „Roll” however to come out from the bathroom leisurely. The cat miss walks irritably, always cannot help but wants to lie four feet to be well-grounded, but nearby Wuyue entrains unceasingly her. 这时候南宫五月已经领着“滚”施施然地从卫生间出来。猫姑娘别别扭扭地走路,总是不由自主想趴下去四脚着地,而旁边的五月就不断把她拽起来。 The erectness walks is truly difficult. 直立行走确实挺困难的。 Wuyue has given „Roll” to wash the face while convenient, stroked along her hair while convenient, the latter turned into a clean attractive miss finally. Hao Ren notices the appearance of opposite party to be a bit like Lily, Vivian and Nangong Wuyue joint entity slightly, even also brings the informer outline that selects Becky, cannot bear suspect that the opposite party chose the current appearance according to the person who oneself usually saw: If her changes the body to be able automatic control. 五月已经顺便给“滚”洗了把脸,顺便捋顺了她的头发,后者总算变成个干干净净的漂亮姑娘。郝仁注意到对方的容貌略微有点像是莉莉、薇薇安以及南宫五月的结合体,甚至还带着点贝琪的眼线轮廓,忍不住猜想对方是不是根据自己平常见到的人选择了自己当前的样貌:如果她的变身是可以自控的话。 „Comes here,” Hao Ren patted the sofa arm rest, that is „Roll” usually likes lying the place, but quick Hao Ren realized that the situation is different, „considers as finished, you are find a place to lie.” “过来这儿,”郝仁拍了拍沙发扶手,那是“滚”平常最喜欢趴着的地方,但很快郝仁就意识到情况已经不同,“算了,你还是自己找个地方趴着吧。” „Roll” meow, jumped to look for a comfortable posture to curl up lithely one group to the sofa on , to continue to play the tail to dig up to draw the ear to wash the face with the claw. Hao Ren saw this situation to refer to the body of opposite party: „You know that what you did turn into?” “滚”喵了一声,轻盈地跳到沙发上找个舒服的姿势蜷成一团,继续玩尾巴扒拉耳朵用爪子洗脸。郝仁见这个情况指了指对方的身体:“你知道自己变成什么样了么？” The cat miss lowers the head to have a look at the belly, is shaking the head: „Turned into the big cat.” 猫姑娘低头看看肚皮,晃着脑袋:“变成大猫了。” „You know how oneself turn such?” “你知道自己怎么变成这样的么？” „Does not know.” “不知道。” „You know when you from turns such?” “你知道自己从什么时候变成这样的么？” „Does not know.” “不知道。” „You know that who I am?” “你知道我是谁么？” „Shovels the excrement.” “铲屎的。” Hao Ren: „...... Good we to jump over this issue. Now how do you feel?” 郝仁:“……好吧我们跳过这个问题。你现在感觉咋样？” The cat miss arches in the sofa camber, the look somewhat is muddled, evidently she to happening is also very confused in oneself change, perhaps is a little also anxious. But finally she nods: „It‘s nothing feeling. You changed are young.” 猫姑娘在沙发上拱来拱去,眼神还有些糊涂,看样子她对发生在自己身上的变化也很迷茫,或许也有点不安。但最后她还是点点头:“没什么感觉。你们都变小了。” „That was you increased,” Hao Ren sighed, „considered as finished, just turned into the human form is not intelligent evidently, it is estimated that yourself did not talk clearly.”( Space falls the good activity of pie, dazzles the cool cell phone you to take! Pays attention ~ / Chinese net public number( WeChat increases friend- increases the public number- inputs qdread then), immediately participates! Everyone has the prize, now immediately pays attention to the qdread WeChat public number!) r1152 “那是你变大了,”郝仁叹口气,“算了,看样子刚变成人形还不怎么聪明,估计你自己也说不清楚。”(天上掉馅饼的好活动,炫酷手机等你拿！关注起~點/中文网公众号(微信添加朋友-添加公众号-输入qdread即可),马上参加！人人有奖,现在立刻关注qdread微信公众号！)r1152 ... ...
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