RUC :: Volume #5

#463: Travels around the ascetic person in the world

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The group ride the spaceship to return to the Kuiper belt, then goes home through the transmission gate directly basement-, reason that like had not transmitted to some southern suburbs in the past no one's horn corner is taking a stroll going back, the primary cause was in this team were many Elizabeth: The little misses run around sporty the minor matter, is on her head that two exquisite cute devil corners is very mainly difficult to explain that you must say that this is the animation amateur has not really been possible to trick- southern suburbs place always tranquil plain, in other words has anything to calculate the community news casually, Elizabeth such little miss stands toward the street does not know many have the warm-hearted old woman to denounce Hao Ren to have a bad effect on the child...... 一行人坐飞船回到柯伊伯带,然后直接通过传送门回到了家中地下室-之所以没有像往常那样传送到南郊某个没人的犄角旮旯然后溜达着回去,主要原因就是这次队伍里还多了个伊丽莎白:小姑娘活力十足到处乱跑还是小事,主要是她脑袋上那两个小巧可爱的恶魔犄角挺难跟人解释的,你要说这是动漫爱好者还真不一定能忽悠过去-南郊这地方一向平静质朴,换句话说就是随便发生点啥都算社区新闻,伊丽莎白这样的小姑娘往街头一站不知道得有多少热心老太太来声讨郝仁带坏小孩子…… Comes out from the transmission gate, Hao Ren looked very much satisfied proficient is very neat: Keeps Becky that here looks after the house to do one's best evidently very much, can record as a life optional mercenary is tidying up the room is not easy. But Elizabeth oh, jumped for joy exaggeratingly is upon the jump in the basement: „This is place Ah? that the kind uncle lives in looks cloudy ~ ~” 从传送门一出来,郝仁很满意地看到家里面挺整洁:看样子留在这里看家的贝琪还是很尽心尽力的,作为一个生活随意的佣兵能记着收拾屋子也不容易了。而伊丽莎白则夸张地噢了一声,欢蹦乱跳地在地下室里跑来跑去:“这就是仁叔叔住的地方啊？看着阴沉沉的~~” „Is Uncle Hao...... considers as finished you to be casual,” Hao Ren is covering the head, finally gives up correcting this little miss strange name way, „this place is my family basement, the room that Vivian lives. My family may not have your father that castle to be big, on Earth the housing is tight. Moreover first reaches an agreement here thing not to permit to open randomly, this place is my family most important part, these equipment have in a big way use.” “是郝叔……算了你随便吧,”郝仁捂着脑袋,终于放弃纠正这小姑娘奇怪的称呼方式,“这地方是我家地下室,薇薇安住的屋子。我家可没你爸那城堡大,地球上住房紧张着呢。另外先说好这里的东西不准乱拆啊,这地方是我家最重要的部分,这些设备都是有大用的。” Originally Elizabeth saw when these silver-white coffins had pulled out own treasure small screw driver eagerly. At this time has dejectedly to receive the thing, but looked that not law-abiding eye swept to sweep off Hao Ren in the room to know sparklingly this small girl could not bear absolutely: She sees the extraterrestrial spaceship to dare to come up to hold two, this courage is all connected with her father. 本来伊丽莎白看到那些银白色的棺材时已经跃跃欲试地掏出了自己的宝贝疙瘩小改锥。这时候只好沮丧地把东西收起来,但看那双不安分的眼睛亮晶晶地在房间里扫来扫去郝仁就知道这小丫头绝对忍不住:她可是看见外星飞船都敢上去捅两下的,这胆子跟她爹一脉相承。 How however also casual this bear child tossed about. Hao Ren believes that empire science and technology void first, depends on little miss that the screw driver, held is not possible to poke a hole to come out in ancient times...... 不过也随便这熊孩子怎么折腾了。郝仁相信帝国科技虚空第一,就凭小姑娘那把改锥,捅到地老天荒也不一定能戳个窟窿出来…… Lily makes an effort to stretch oneself, with convulsion same first „” a throat, this sighed comfortably: „...... May calculate that goes home.” 莉莉使劲伸了个懒腰,跟抽风一样先“嗷”了一嗓子,这才舒服地叹口气:“诶呀……可算回家啦。” husky when outside plays insanely a point cannot see to long for home actually, at this time instead started to sigh that finally went home. 哈士奇在外面疯玩的时候倒是一点都看不出恋家来,这时候反而开始感叹终于回家了。 So many people's sounds in the basement also brought certainly to the attention of above person, Hao Ren heard nearby staircase to hear sound of footsteps. Afterward the head of Becky comes from the gate oral thermometer: „! Landlord do you come back?” 这么多人在地下室的动静当然也引起了上面人的注意,郝仁听到旁边楼梯传来一阵脚步声。随后贝琪的脑袋就从门口探进来:“呀！房东你们回来啦？” Becky is really has turned into an earthman now thoroughly, initially brought from Plane of Dreams that a wee bit has not remained rustically. She wears lax cartoon pajamas, on the foot wears is drawing the furry slipper, pokes head in Hao Ren also sees in her hand to pinch remote control- not only fully adapts to the life of this place, but also has regarded the family/home the rented room. 贝琪现在真是已经彻底变成个地球人,当初从梦位面带出来的那点土气早就丁点不剩。她穿着一身松松垮垮的卡通睡衣,脚上趿拉着毛茸茸的拖鞋,探头进来的时候郝仁还看见她手里捏着遥控器-不但完全适应这地方的生活,而且已经把出租屋当成自己家了。 Elizabeth sees anything to be curious now. Including seeing earthman. She runs up to nearby Becky in high spirits: „Who are you?” 伊丽莎白现在看见什么都好奇。包括看见地球人。她兴冲冲地跑到贝琪跟前:“你是谁呀？” Hao Ren goes forward to entrain Elizabeth in the future, at the same time introduced to a little Becky of god with a smile: „This is the Y’zaks unmarried girl, Elizabeth.” 郝仁上前把伊丽莎白往后拽,一边笑着对有点愣神的贝琪介绍:“这就是伊扎克斯闺女,伊丽莎白。” The first of expression on Becky face with Hao Ren time the time of seeing Elizabeth is the same, dumbfounded cannot believe that at present this powder carves the little miss who the jade builds unexpectedly is Y’zaks this and other unmarried girls of fierce person, but after seeing on the little fellow head two sharp corners, she has to believe this fact shocking. Becky is probing devil corner/horn that put out a hand to bump Elizabeth: „This is real Ah?” 贝琪脸上的表情跟郝仁第一次看到伊丽莎白的时候一样,一愣一愣的不敢相信眼前这个粉雕玉砌的小姑娘竟然是伊扎克斯这等猛人的闺女,但看见小家伙脑袋上两只尖尖的犄角之后她还是不得不相信这个震撼性的事实。贝琪试探着伸手碰了碰伊丽莎白的恶魔角:“这是真的啊？” The little misses throw out the chest immediately proudly: „Naturally, my corner/horn is most attractive!” 小姑娘顿时自豪地一挺胸:“当然,我的角可是最漂亮的！” Is saying, the little miss while from the body does not know where fishes out in a small box the gloss, she wiped wiping on oneself horn, then grabs two handkerchiefs to make an effort to scratch- Hao Ren always felt no wonder the horn of this girl is more sparking than other devil. From the beginning also thinks that is the result of childhood, did quite a while her to wax...... this to calculate artificial of princess to own corner/horn unexpectedly? 一边说着,小姑娘一边从身上不知什么地方摸出一小盒上光油,她在自己的犄角上抹了抹,然后抓着两块手帕使劲擦起来-怪不得郝仁总感觉这丫头的犄角比别的恶魔要闪亮。一开始还以为是幼年的结果,搞了半天她竟然给自己的角打蜡……这算公主的矫情？ One group of people go to the living room, Hao Ren discovered that the television in room is starting. But outside weather is late: No wonder Becky wears the pajamas, originally here darkness. 一帮人来到客厅,郝仁发现屋里的电视开着。而外面天色已晚:怪不得贝琪穿着睡衣,原来这边都天黑了。 Elizabeth looks at all around curiously, sure enough saw the television of not far away, immediately exudes one to cheer: „!” 伊丽莎白好奇地看着四周,果不其然一眼就看到了不远处的电视,顿时发出一声欢呼:“哇！” This time does not wait for Hao Ren to speak, bear the child biological father began. Y’zaks carried conveniently the small girl and captured latter's small screw driver forcefully: „Does not permit to open the thing of others family/home randomly! Otherwise returns to Demon King City to attend class you!” 这次不等郝仁吭声,熊孩子亲爹就动手了。伊扎克斯顺手把小丫头拎起来并强行收缴了后者的小改锥:“不准乱拆别人家的东西！否则就把你送回魔王城上课去！” The little misses are withering in the midair: „Oh......” 小姑娘在半空中就蔫巴下来:“噢……” Hao Ren looks at present the lively scene, suddenly responded a matter: „Right. In the building seemed like the having no free time room- did small girl live?” 郝仁看着眼前热闹的景象,突然反应过来一件事:“诶对。楼上好像没空房间了-小丫头住哪？” Nangong Wuyue without hesitation: „Lives in the same place with her father.” 南宫五月不假思索:“跟她爹住一块呗。” Has not actually thought after Elizabeth hears these words, immediately both hands hold the chest( she also to be carried collar to hang by Y’zaks at the same time in midair), serious said: „Not good- Elder Sister Lanina said. Girl after hundred years cannot rest one with the father again.” 却没想到伊丽莎白听到这句话之后立刻双手抱胸(与此同时她还被伊扎克斯拎着领子吊在半空),一脸严肃地说道:“不行-拉尼娜姐姐说了。女孩子一百岁之后就不能再跟爸爸睡一块。” Hao Ren is at a loss for words: „100......” 郝仁张口结舌:“一百……” Really cannot plant the discussion age issue with this group of longevities, this world outlook disparity was too big. 果然不能跟这帮长寿种讨论年龄问题,这世界观差距太大了。 Becky has a look at Hao Ren, has a look at Elizabeth, this opens the mouth hesitant: „That anything, actually currently has the spatial room......” 贝琪看看郝仁,又看看伊丽莎白,这才犹犹豫豫地开口:“那什么,其实现在有空房间了……” Hao Ren looks at the past immediately: „What meaning?” 郝仁立刻看过去:“什么个意思？” „Four big diamond...... I mean four Grandmasters, now only then a person stays here, other three travelled around the world to go,” Becky stuck out one's tongue, „this emptied a room.” “四大金刚……我是说四位大师,现在只有一个人留在这儿,另外仨周游世界去了,”贝琪吐吐舌头,“这就空出来一个屋子。” Hao Ren one hear of this were ignorant: „What? Travels around the world?” 郝仁一听这个就懵了:“啥？周游世界？” Becky just wants to reply, hears the back door direction to hear the opening the door sound, Hao Ren turns head to look, discovered the full beard ascetic person is pinching half roasting sallow steamed bun to gnaw while to walk: This was completes day of practicing to return to the room to sleep. 贝琪刚想回答,就听到后门方向传来开门声,郝仁扭头看去,发现大胡子苦行僧正捏着半个烤的焦黄的馒头一边啃一边走进来:这是完成一天的修行回屋睡觉来了。 The full beard sees Hao Ren their several, is startled slightly, shows the smile: „Do you come back? Bon voyage?” 大胡子看到郝仁他们几个,微微一怔之后露出笑容:“你们回来啦？一路平安吧？” „Oh, fortunately, Hao Ren nods fortunately” subconsciously, then suddenly responded, „and other meetings! Travels around the world what's the matter? How do another three people disappear?” “哦,还好还好,”郝仁下意识地点头,接着突然反应过来,“等会！周游世界是怎么回事？另外仨人怎么不见了？” The full beard has not been serious quite the same as, but the buddhist image is smiling dignified: „Carries out the say/way of goddess, cannot be stranded in one, wants walk world to endure all sort of tests to taste the good and bad in life to practice, their three travels this world is very normal matter.” 大胡子浑然没当回事,只是宝相庄严地笑着:“奉行女神之道,就不能困于一处,要行走世间经受诸般考验尝遍酸甜苦辣才是修行,他们三个出发去游历这个世界是很正常的事。” Hao Ren this cold sweat got down instantaneously, is stamping one's foot shouts: „You do not know is own status special also dares to run all over the place?! You do not know are oneself in this world the different kind?” 郝仁这个冷汗瞬间就下来了,跳着脚地嚷嚷:“你们不知道自己身份特殊啊还敢乱跑？！你们不知道自己在这个世界算是异类么？” The full beard showed a faint smile, referred to Vivian and the others: „Here who isn't the different kind? Since they can act at will, why we aren't good?” 大胡子微微一笑,指了指薇薇安等人:“在这里有谁不是异类？既然他们都可以随意行动,我们为何不行？” Hao Ren all of a sudden stumped, thinks that also is really this truth, but he feels extremely improper: „Your this situations are less special: You come out from Plane of Dreams, this......” 郝仁一下子词穷,想了想还真是这个道理,但他还是觉得万分不妥:“你们这情况不是更特殊么:你们是从梦位面出来的,这……” The full beard smiles: „Runs again also under the eye of your raven goddess hides, if there is situation, I do not believe you not to have the means to look from each region them: The bridge of your world can span casually.” 大胡子笑了笑:“跑再远也是在你那位渡鸦女神的眼皮子底下,而且若有情况,我就不信你没办法把他们从各地找出来:你连世界之桥都能随便跨越。” Hao Ren again stumped, thinks quite a while does to understand finally oneself thought where the most improper place is at: Lies in four big diamond that with the life style that the average man is incompatible! Vivian different kind that has also lived in the crowd again, Lily husky becomes a ghost can enjoying the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water that mixes in the Republic of China writers, Nangong Wuyue was even evaluated the city and countryside intersection song world small day later recently, even after Y’zaks keeps off the face, calculates that simple and honest brother- in family/home this group of different kind all throw the type that in the crowd cannot look , the special skill adapt to the circumstances, on habits and customs enough news 50 points that but four big diamond...... seek livehood on light/only this wilderness! 郝仁再次词穷,又想了半天才终于搞明白自己觉得最不妥的地方在哪:在于四大金刚那与常人格格不入的生活方式！薇薇安再异类那也是在人堆里生活过的,莉莉哈士奇成精都能在民国文人里混的风生水起,南宫五月最近甚至都被评为城乡结合部歌坛小天后了,甚至伊扎克斯把脸挡上之后都算个憨厚老哥-家里这帮异类全都是扔人堆里找不出来的类型,特长就是适应环境,但四大金刚……就光这荒野求生的生活习惯都够上新闻50的！ Hao Ren looked at television one, for fear that above jumps suddenly the emergency broadcast news: Hoh Xil reappears to poach the member, three people of groups catch the Tibetan antelope wantonly, the suspect wilderness seek livehood the experience to be rich, launches the entanglement with the counter- poaching team...... 郝仁看了电视一眼,生怕上面突然蹦出个插播新闻:可可西里再现偷猎分子,三人组大肆捕捉藏羚羊,嫌疑人荒野求生经验丰富,与反偷猎队伍展开纠缠…… With the habits and customs of these ascetic people, this matter is not not possible! 以这几个苦行僧的生活习惯,这种事儿不是不可能！ The full beard saw probably Hao Ren is thinking anything, he smiles lukewarmly: „I know that you worried we do not understand the custom, rushes to disaster in this world- relax, since knowing under the television tower unable the tent, we studied the lifestyle of this all over the world well, the basic life general knowledge does not lack. Their three walk also a person carries off an endangered animal protection name list......” 大胡子好像看出郝仁在想些什么,他温吞吞地笑了笑:“我知道你是担心我们不懂规矩,在这个世界闯下祸患-放心吧,自从知道电视塔下面不能搭帐篷之后我们就好好研究了这个世界各地的生存方式,基本的生活常识还是不缺的。他们三个走的时候还一人带走一本濒危动物保护名录……” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” Several Grandmasters really also very had self-knowledge. ( to be continued ) 几位大师竟然还挺有自知之明的。(未完待续) ... ...
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