Theirfouralsoimmerseregardless the full beardinthatindescribablespiritualshock and aweconditiondid not discuss, Hao Renactuallyalreadybecause ofRaven 12345a few words, butis excited: Year-endbenefits! Bonus! Perquisite!
抛开大胡子他们四个还沉浸在那种难以言喻的精神震慑状态不谈,郝仁这边却已经因为渡鸦12345的一句话而激动起来:年终福利!奖金!油水!Hao Renfeltsincehave signed the contractto join a gang of evildoersprobably, experienceisonepilelets the brokenmatter that persona narrow escapeordoes not know whether to laugh or cryonly, buta littlehe is quite only satisfied, thatis the workbenefits of newunitactuallyalsopretty good-, althoughthatfar-fetchedravenfrequentlybecause ofthis and thatreason, butshouldissuehisthingto make the mess, whichcompanybut do youseeonEarth to be ableto makeyougo to work less than sixmonthsongivingyourallocation of vehiclesmatch the ship? Matchedspaceship!郝仁觉得自打自己签合同以来就好像上了贼船,经历的净是一堆让人九死一生或者哭笑不得的破事,但惟独有一点他颇为满意,那就是新单位的工作福利其实还不赖-尽管那个不靠谱的渡鸦经常因为这样那样的原因而把本应该发给他的东西弄得一团糟,但你见过地球上有哪个公司能让你上班不到六个月就给你配车配船的?配的还是飞船!Hao Renanticipatedimmediatelytothisyear-end bonus. ~ ~ ~ ~郝仁顿时就对这个年终奖期待起来了。~~~~Raven 12345has not madehimand otherstoolong, cutstogether the spacecrackinsidevery muchhappilyconveniently, oneevery kindmoves the thing: „According toourcorporate contractsinwrites, year-endbenefits here......”渡鸦12345也没让他等太久,很痛快地随手在旁边划开一道空间裂缝,把东西一样样地搬出来:“按照咱们公司合同上写的,年终福利都在这儿……”
The expression on Hao Renfacerapidbyanticipatingto be transferred the delay, looked that look of ravenfilled„yourtmteasesme” the flavor.郝仁脸上的表情迅速由期待转为呆滞,看渡鸦的眼神儿充满了“你tm在逗我”的味道。„50jin (0.5 kg)meter/rice, 50jin (0.5 kg)surface, how does tenjin (0.5 kg)oil......, have the issue?”Raven 12345discovered that Hao Renhas not moved the place, raised the headaskedonecuriously. Expression on latterfacecriesto resembleto smile, does not know that at this timeshouldsayanything: „...... This...... isouryear's endbenefitsAh?”
“五十斤米,五十斤面,十斤油……咋,有问题?”渡鸦12345发现郝仁没动地方,抬起头好奇地问了一句。后者脸上的表情似哭似笑,都不知道这时候该说点啥:“……这……就是咱年终福利啊?”„Yes,” a Raven 12345nod, „initiallysigned the contractnaturallytimeyoudid not know, the godyear's endsent the benefitsis the rice flourcooking oil, naturallythis was only restricted in the situation in standardcarbonbaseecosphere, whatsomeplacessentwas the sulphuric acidgasoline and siliconcrystalboard......”
“是啊,”渡鸦12345理所当然地一点头,“当初签合同的时候你不都知道了么,神界年终发福利就是米面粮油,当然这仅限于标准型碳基生态圈的情况,有些地方发的是硫酸汽油和硅晶板……”Hao Renlooks downthatbunch of things. Felt that thesegadgetappearin the streetofficeratioappearin the heavenare appropriate. Butprobablyinitiallyin the contracttrulywroteis coming, healso can only sigh. The heartsaid that the god is really onegroup of mental illness, the ordinarysmallprizesends the automobilespaceship. The year-endawardgivestwobags of rice flour......郝仁低头看着那堆东西。感觉这些玩意儿出现在街道办公室都比出现在天堂合适。但当初合同上好像确实是这么写的来着,他也只能叹口气。心说神果然是一帮神经病,平常小奖发汽车飞船。年终大奖给两袋米面……Howeveris quickheto knowoneselfunderestimated the radiationability of thisgroup of mental illness, Raven 12345is still pulling out the thingoutward: „...... Thenthisgivesyourtwoboxes of crisp peach cookiedessert, halfbagtea-oil tree, a box of interestapple......”
不过很快他就知道自己还是低估了这帮神经病的发散能力,渡鸦12345还在往外掏东西:“……然后这是给你的两盒桃酥点心,半袋子油茶,一箱子金苹果……”Hao Rensaw that in a smallboxinstalledmore than tenshiningfruits, on the fruitis lingeringmysticallysometypebrilliance, quickly grasps the meaning of somethingimmediately: „Yousaid that whatthisis?!”郝仁看到一个小箱子里装了十几个金灿灿的水果,水果上萦绕着某种神秘光辉,立马一激灵:“你说这是啥?!”„Gold/Metalapple,”Raven 12345thinks otherwisevery much, the classicalvariety that „lifegoddesscultivates, on the fruit in somelegendwithEarthverylooks like. Gave a nameto callgold/metalPingguole. Naturallythisis not the realgold, caneat.”
“金苹果啊,”渡鸦12345很不以为然,“生命女神培育出来的经典品种,跟地球上某个传说中的水果挺像的。就起名叫金苹果了。当然这不是真金子的,能吃。”
The Hao Rensoundstartsto tremble: „Whateffecteats...... to eat?”郝仁声音都开始发颤:“吃……吃下去有什么效果?”Raven 12345thinks: „Iam eatingnofeeling, the words that but the average personeatsit is said...... have the effects of probablyat leastcutting off limbregenerationdispellingall various illnesses. Ohwas right, but can also prolongseveral hundredyears of life span......”渡鸦12345想了想:“我吃着没啥感觉,但据说普通人吃掉的话……好像起码有个断肢再生祛除百病的效果。哦对了,还能延长几百年寿命……”
A Hao Renhearttrembledtwoto tremble, confirmed that the opposite partyhas not cracked a joke, helooks that fruit of eyethatboxgodwas green: „Does thisgiveme?!”郝仁一颗心颤了两颤,确认对方没开玩笑,他看着那一箱子神之果实眼睛都是绿的:“这就给我啦?!”
The ravennods, Hao Renreallycannot bear the confusion of full belly: „But the issueis...... in the rice flourcooking oilmixes such a boxdaymaterialtreasure, youdid not think that thismealis very strange?”
渡鸦点了点头,郝仁则实在忍不住满肚子的困惑:“但问题是……米面粮油里面混进去这么一箱子天材地宝,你们就不觉得这个套餐很奇怪?”„It is not strange, the year-endbenefitsis the rice flourcooking oildessertfruit. Andrice flourcooking oil not easybad, the fruitactuallycannotfor a long timeput, thereforeweunifyto change intogold/metalapple that can the long-term storage, several thousandyears ago did.”
“不奇怪啊,年终福利就是米面粮油点心水果。其中米面粮油不容易坏,水果却不能久放,所以我们统一换成可以长期存放的金苹果,几千年前就这么干了。”Hao Rencriedquickly: „Isthisreason? Becausethisgadgetwarrantyis long?”郝仁都快哭出来了:“就为这个原因?就因为这玩意儿保质期长?”„Right.”
“对呀。”
The deity is really onegroup of mental illness!
神仙真是一帮神经病!„Thisalsohasfinallyonething.”Raven 12345is saying, takes outsomeredpapersfrom the spacealong, „with the New Year approaching. Deliveringyourvice-couplet- thisismyownwriting by hand, pastesbecomeshalfSaintterritory is not a problem your familyperipheralsurrounding areatwoli (0.5 km)town/subduesin the gate.”
“这还有最后一样东西。”渡鸦12345说着,从随身空间里取出一些红纸,“快过年了。送你副对联-这可是我亲手写的,贴在门上把你家周边方圆两里镇成半个圣域不成问题。”
The Hao Renexpressionreceived the coupletstrangely. Launcheslooked,sees onlyaboveto use the flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixesgraspingheartflexureliverbodyto write the god of Godto explain. The first scrollis: Suppressed for twomonthsnot to knowto writeanything, the second linewas: Thinksthreedayscollecttwoidle talk, the streameris: Somecharactersonline......郝仁表情古怪地接过对联。展开一看,只见上面用龙飞凤舞的抓心挠肝体写着上帝的神喻。上联是:憋了俩月不知道写啥,下联是:想了三天凑两句废话,横批是:有字就行……
The entirevice-coupletdisorderly, Hao Rensuspected the ravenwith the character that the paintbrushbrushes, butthesepaperswithactuallyonemild the aurain the hand, the gloomyglowpastaround the handwriting, makingall aroundlinger an indifferentsacredatmosphere.
整副对联七扭八歪,郝仁都怀疑渡鸦是用油漆刷子刷上去的字,而这几张纸拿在手里却有一种温润的气息,暗淡的辉光在字迹周围流转,使四周萦绕着一种淡然神圣的氛围。„This...... don't Ipaste the line?”Hao Renlooks atRaven 12345speciallypuzzled, hefelt that oneself met with the opposite partyeach timefalls intothisintertwiningunavoidably, „Igo back, when the treasuresuppliesgood.”
“这个……我不贴行么?”郝仁特别纠结地看着渡鸦12345,他感觉自己每次跟对方见面都免不了陷入这种纠结,“我回去当宝贝供起来都行。”Raven 12345beckons with the handvery muchstraightforwardly: „You're welcome, Ifavoryouvery much, thisgivesyourextra premiumOh, next yearwill perhaps have.”渡鸦12345很豪爽地一摆手:“别客气,我很看好你,这是给你的额外奖励哦,明年兴许还有。”Hao Rencriedquickly, reallyacknowledged that embarrassedhe was worried aboutthisthinginfluencecity's appearance......郝仁都快哭出来了,实在不好意思承认他是担心这东西影响市容……
After waiting for a Hao Rencheeksorelythese„year-endbenefits”receives, Raven 12345withhimdiscussesthistimeat the Plane of Dreamsmatter. Hao Renacknowledgedfranklyoneselfgets rid of the First Bornsituationwith the fractional orbital bombardmentfinally( inreporthehas not discussedthin): Strict, evenexcusablethisstillviolates the stipulation, is worthrejoicing that is only the final outputseeminglyis pretty good.
等郝仁一脸蛋疼地把这些“年终福利”收起来之后,渡鸦12345才跟他讨论起这次在梦位面的事。郝仁非常坦率地承认了自己最后用轨道轰炸干掉长子的情况(在报告书里他没有谈得太细):严格来讲,即便情有可原这也是违反规定的,唯一值得庆幸就是最后结果貌似不赖。Howeverhas not actually thought after Raven 12345hear, insteadtakes the expression that smiles: „Un, evidentlyyoualreadyquitefamiliarbusiness......”
不过却没想到渡鸦12345听完之后反而带上笑眯眯的表情:“嗯,看样子你已经比较熟悉业务了……”Hao Ren: „Ah?”郝仁:“啊?”„Sometimessolvestroubleyou to use a simple and crude the method,”Raven 12345, „an artillerysolutionthousandworriedwith a laugh,solvingthousandto worryexplainedyourequivalentis not very big-, so long ascansmoothlysolve the matter, works asto explodecompelsactuallyvery well.”
“有时候解决麻烦情况你就得用点简单粗暴的手段,”渡鸦12345笑呵呵的,“一炮解千愁,解不了千愁说明你当量不够大-只要能顺利把事情解决掉,当个炸逼其实挺好的。”
The Hao Rencorners of the mouthare ticking: „Thissayingdoes not suitfrom the goddessmouthsays.”郝仁嘴角抽抽着:“这话可不适合从女神嘴里说出来。”Raven 12345heheis smilingdeprecatingly: Good that „the mattersolvesin any case. Howeveryou, thismatterafter allrisky, ‚explosion’is irreproachableas a hobby, butmust that to choosewithout a betterwaycanusethisgadget.”渡鸦12345不以为意地嘿嘿笑着:“反正事情解决的不错。不过你记着,这事终归还是有风险的,‘爆炸’作为一种爱好无可非议,但必须在没有更好办法可选的情况下才能动用这玩意儿。”Afterwardshebeckons with the hand: „The matter of explosionfirstdid not say that youshouldrealizePlane of Dreamsimaginescompared withyoubroad?”
随后她摆摆手:“爆炸的事儿先不说了,你应该已经认识到梦位面比你想象的宽广了吧?”Hao Rennods, saidfourcharacters: „Starssea.”郝仁点头,就说了四个字:“星辰大海。”„Yes, the starssea, Ihave toldyouearly, Plane of Dreamsisonewith the Surface Worldsamereal world, youshouldthink that at that time the Plane of Dreamsuniversestarry skyis not the backgroundchart. Thenpreparesto investigate other Plane of Dreamsplanetsituations?”
“是啊,星辰大海,我老早就告诉过你,梦位面是一个和表世界一样的真实世界,你那时候就该想到梦位面的宇宙星空并不是个背景图。接下来准备调查梦位面其他星球的情况?”„Right,”Hao Rensmiles, speaks the followingplan, „Idecidefirstfrom the origin of Siren. ‚Day of Return’ the newsistheyfirstpasses on, Isuspected that these Sirenreal motivesdo not makeotherdifferent kindreturn to Hollettathatplanet, butis they want to return toownhomelandwith the strength- thiswasIjustwantsto understand. Ifcanfind the Sirennative place, candoprobablyunderstands for 10,000years ago iswhatreasoncreatespassed throughgreatly.”
“没错,”郝仁笑起来,把自己接下来的计划讲了讲,“我决定先从海妖的起源出发。‘回归之日’的消息是她们先传出去的,我怀疑那些海妖的真实目的并不是让其他异类回到霍尔莱塔那颗星球上,而是她们自己想借力回到自己的家园-这是我刚想明白的。要是能找到海妖的老家,大概可以搞明白一万年前到底是什么原因造成了大穿越。”Raven 12345looks atHao Renvery muchhappily: „Verygood, in briefthismatterplenary powershas givenyou, looked that youcaninvestigatewhatresultto come. Meis also investigating something, althoughIgenerallyknow for 10,000years ago reason that thisuniversehas an accident, but the concreteprocesscannotverify, perhapsyourinformationinsteadis a key......”渡鸦12345很高兴地看着郝仁:“很好,总之这件事已经全权交给你,就看你能调查出什么结果来了。我这边也在调查一些事情,虽然我大致知道一万年前这个宇宙出事的原因,但具体经过始终没能查明,或许你的情报反而是个关键……”Hao Renjustwantsherto tellpolitelypolitelytwopolite speecheslookedcandeceivefundsto get downagain, outside suddenhearstransmitsmagnificentcalling out: „Mental illness! Youcome outto the old lady! The blade of old lady?!”郝仁刚想跟她客气客气说两句场面话看能不能再骗点经费下来,就突然听到外面传来一声气壮山河的暴喝:“神经病!你给老娘出来!老娘的刀呢?!”Raven 12345onehear of thiscomplexionschanged, turns the face awayrunson the preparation, Hao Renhas not respondedall of a sudden,shoutedinbehind: „How......”渡鸦12345一听这个脸色都变了,扭脸就准备跑,郝仁一下子没反应过来,在后面大喊:“诶诶怎么……”Raven 12345does not return: „Saidwithout enough time, myenemyvisits! Next timewill meetsaysagain......”渡鸦12345头也不回:“来不及说了,我仇家上门!下次见面再说……”Finishes barely the words, sees only the blue lightto flash throughtogether, thisbiting offgoddesshas vanishedin the peopleat present, Hao Ren they are dumbfoundedwith the full bearddoes not know that what happened.
话音未落,只见一道蓝光闪过,这个神经兮兮的女神已经消失在众人眼前,郝仁跟大胡子他们大眼瞪小眼也不知道发生了什么事。A moment later, the gate of rotundawas trampledsuddenlycrudelyflies, had the brownlong hair, the woman who the statureexceptionallyselectedhighwas flushingin a threatening manner. Thiswomannoticed that Hao Rentheyare somewhat accidental, butinducesto the surrounding airinresidualRaven 12345 the aura, is knitting the browsto ask: „Inthatmental illnesswhich?”
片刻之后,圆厅的门突然被人粗暴地一脚踹飞,一个留着褐色长发,身材异常高挑的女人气势汹汹地冲了进来。这个女人看到郝仁他们有些意外,但紧接着就感应到周围空气中残留的渡鸦12345的气息,皱着眉问:“那个神经病上哪了?”Hao Renis perplexed, butknows that daresto rushto saythiswordsmost likelyis the Raven 12345acquaintance, thereforeis not goodto offend: „Does not know,shesaid the enemyto visit, thenran.”郝仁不明所以,但知道敢这么闯进来说这种话的十有八九是渡鸦12345的熟人,于是不好得罪:“不知道,她就说仇家上门,然后就跑了。”„Does, runs a fruitless errandone......”to select the womanhigh...... or the goddessis hitting the fistcrudely, at this timeon the outsidecorridorbroadcast a soundsuddenly: „Senior official! The arcanelonghallhas the transmissiongateresponse!”
“干,又白跑一趟……”高挑女人……或者女神粗暴地撞着拳头,这时候外面走廊上突然又传来一个声音:“长官!奥术长厅有传送门反应!”Selects the womanhighimmediately the great happiness, suddenlyrannot to have the shadow, a moment laterheard the distant placeto hearloudlyexplosive sound and fightingsound. The full beardtheirfourare completely muddledlooks atHao Ren: „Thisis......”
高挑女人顿时大喜,眨眼间就跑没影了,片刻之后就听到远处传来一阵轰然爆炸声和打斗声。大胡子他们四个晕头转向地看着郝仁:“这是……”Hao Renhurriesto lower the headto drawthemto leavehere: „Do not ask that perhapsis the numerousgodwars......”( pleasesearch the floatingastronomyto be continued, the novelis betterto renewis quicker!郝仁赶紧低头拉着他们离开这里:“别问了,兴许是众神战争……”(未完待续请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快!
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