RUC :: Volume #4

#390: The gods are the mental illness

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Their four also immerse regardless the full beard in that indescribable spiritual shock and awe condition did not discuss, Hao Ren actually already because of Raven 12345 a few words, but is excited: Year-end benefits! Bonus! Perquisite! 抛开大胡子他们四个还沉浸在那种难以言喻的精神震慑状态不谈,郝仁这边却已经因为渡鸦12345的一句话而激动起来:年终福利！奖金！油水！ Hao Ren felt since have signed the contract to join a gang of evildoers probably, experience is one pile lets the broken matter that person a narrow escape or does not know whether to laugh or cry only, but a little he is quite only satisfied, that is the work benefits of new unit actually also pretty good-, although that far-fetched raven frequently because of this and that reason, but should issue his thing to make the mess, which company but do you see on Earth to be able to make you go to work less than six months on giving your allocation of vehicles match the ship? Matched spaceship! 郝仁觉得自打自己签合同以来就好像上了贼船,经历的净是一堆让人九死一生或者哭笑不得的破事,但惟独有一点他颇为满意,那就是新单位的工作福利其实还不赖-尽管那个不靠谱的渡鸦经常因为这样那样的原因而把本应该发给他的东西弄得一团糟,但你见过地球上有哪个公司能让你上班不到六个月就给你配车配船的？配的还是飞船！ Hao Ren anticipated immediately to this year-end bonus. ~ ~ ~ ~ 郝仁顿时就对这个年终奖期待起来了。~~~~ Raven 12345 has not made him and others too long, cuts together the space crack in side very much happily conveniently, one every kind moves the thing: „According to our corporate contracts in writes, year-end benefits here......” 渡鸦12345也没让他等太久,很痛快地随手在旁边划开一道空间裂缝,把东西一样样地搬出来:“按照咱们公司合同上写的,年终福利都在这儿……” The expression on Hao Ren face rapid by anticipating to be transferred the delay, looked that look of raven filled „your tm teases me” the flavor. 郝仁脸上的表情迅速由期待转为呆滞,看渡鸦的眼神儿充满了“你tm在逗我”的味道。 „50 jin (0.5 kg) meter/rice, 50 jin (0.5 kg) surface, how does ten jin (0.5 kg) oil......, have the issue?” Raven 12345 discovered that Hao Ren has not moved the place, raised the head asked one curiously. Expression on latter face cries to resemble to smile, does not know that at this time should say anything: „...... This...... is our year's end benefits Ah?” “五十斤米,五十斤面,十斤油……咋,有问题？”渡鸦12345发现郝仁没动地方,抬起头好奇地问了一句。后者脸上的表情似哭似笑,都不知道这时候该说点啥:“……这……就是咱年终福利啊？” „Yes,” a Raven 12345 nod, „initially signed the contract naturally time you did not know, the god year's end sent the benefits is the rice flour cooking oil, naturally this was only restricted in the situation in standard carbon base ecosphere, what some places sent was the sulphuric acid gasoline and silicon crystal board......” “是啊,”渡鸦12345理所当然地一点头,“当初签合同的时候你不都知道了么,神界年终发福利就是米面粮油,当然这仅限于标准型碳基生态圈的情况,有些地方发的是硫酸汽油和硅晶板……” Hao Ren looks down that bunch of things. Felt that these gadget appear in the street office ratio appear in the heaven are appropriate. But probably initially in the contract truly wrote is coming, he also can only sigh. The heart said that the god is really one group of mental illness, the ordinary small prize sends the automobile spaceship. The year-end award gives two bags of rice flour...... 郝仁低头看着那堆东西。感觉这些玩意儿出现在街道办公室都比出现在天堂合适。但当初合同上好像确实是这么写的来着,他也只能叹口气。心说神果然是一帮神经病,平常小奖发汽车飞船。年终大奖给两袋米面…… However is quick he to know oneself underestimated the radiation ability of this group of mental illness, Raven 12345 is still pulling out the thing outward: „...... Then this gives your two boxes of crisp peach cookie dessert, half bag tea-oil tree, a box of interest apple......” 不过很快他就知道自己还是低估了这帮神经病的发散能力,渡鸦12345还在往外掏东西:“……然后这是给你的两盒桃酥点心,半袋子油茶,一箱子金苹果……” Hao Ren saw that in a small box installed more than ten shining fruits, on the fruit is lingering mystically some type brilliance, quickly grasps the meaning of something immediately: „You said that what this is?!” 郝仁看到一个小箱子里装了十几个金灿灿的水果,水果上萦绕着某种神秘光辉,立马一激灵:“你说这是啥？！” „Gold/Metal apple,” Raven 12345 thinks otherwise very much, the classical variety that „life goddess cultivates, on the fruit in some legend with Earth very looks like. Gave a name to call gold/metal Pingguole. Naturally this is not the real gold, can eat.” “金苹果啊,”渡鸦12345很不以为然,“生命女神培育出来的经典品种,跟地球上某个传说中的水果挺像的。就起名叫金苹果了。当然这不是真金子的,能吃。” The Hao Ren sound starts to tremble: „What effect eats...... to eat?” 郝仁声音都开始发颤:“吃……吃下去有什么效果？” Raven 12345 thinks: „I am eating no feeling, the words that but the average person eats it is said...... have the effects of probably at least cutting off limb regeneration dispelling all various illnesses. Oh was right, but can also prolong several hundred years of life span......” 渡鸦12345想了想:“我吃着没啥感觉,但据说普通人吃掉的话……好像起码有个断肢再生祛除百病的效果。哦对了,还能延长几百年寿命……” A Hao Ren heart trembled two to tremble, confirmed that the opposite party has not cracked a joke, he looks that fruit of eye that box god was green: „Does this give me?!” 郝仁一颗心颤了两颤,确认对方没开玩笑,他看着那一箱子神之果实眼睛都是绿的:“这就给我啦？！” The raven nods, Hao Ren really cannot bear the confusion of full belly: „But the issue is...... in the rice flour cooking oil mixes such a box day material treasure, you did not think that this meal is very strange?” 渡鸦点了点头,郝仁则实在忍不住满肚子的困惑:“但问题是……米面粮油里面混进去这么一箱子天材地宝,你们就不觉得这个套餐很奇怪？” „It is not strange, the year-end benefits is the rice flour cooking oil dessert fruit. And rice flour cooking oil not easy bad, the fruit actually cannot for a long time put, therefore we unify to change into gold/metal apple that can the long-term storage, several thousand years ago did.” “不奇怪啊,年终福利就是米面粮油点心水果。其中米面粮油不容易坏,水果却不能久放,所以我们统一换成可以长期存放的金苹果,几千年前就这么干了。” Hao Ren cried quickly: „Is this reason? Because this gadget warranty is long?” 郝仁都快哭出来了:“就为这个原因？就因为这玩意儿保质期长？” „Right.” “对呀。” The deity is really one group of mental illness! 神仙真是一帮神经病！ „This also has finally one thing.” Raven 12345 is saying, takes out some red papers from the space along, „with the New Year approaching. Delivering your vice- couplet- this is my own writing by hand, pastes becomes half Saint territory is not a problem your family peripheral surrounding area two li (0.5 km) town/subdues in the gate.” “这还有最后一样东西。”渡鸦12345说着,从随身空间里取出一些红纸,“快过年了。送你副对联-这可是我亲手写的,贴在门上把你家周边方圆两里镇成半个圣域不成问题。” The Hao Ren expression received the couplet strangely. Launches looked, sees only above to use the flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes grasping heart flexure liver body to write the god of God to explain. The first scroll is: Suppressed for two months not to know to write anything, the second line was: Thinks three days collect two idle talk, the streamer is: Some characters on line...... 郝仁表情古怪地接过对联。展开一看,只见上面用龙飞凤舞的抓心挠肝体写着上帝的神喻。上联是:憋了俩月不知道写啥,下联是:想了三天凑两句废话,横批是:有字就行…… The entire vice- couplet disorderly, Hao Ren suspected the raven with the character that the paint brush brushes, but these papers with actually one mild the aura in the hand, the gloomy glow past around the handwriting, making all around linger an indifferent sacred atmosphere. 整副对联七扭八歪,郝仁都怀疑渡鸦是用油漆刷子刷上去的字,而这几张纸拿在手里却有一种温润的气息,暗淡的辉光在字迹周围流转,使四周萦绕着一种淡然神圣的氛围。 „This...... don't I paste the line?” Hao Ren looks at Raven 12345 specially puzzled, he felt that oneself met with the opposite party each time falls into this intertwining unavoidably, „I go back, when the treasure supplies good.” “这个……我不贴行么？”郝仁特别纠结地看着渡鸦12345,他感觉自己每次跟对方见面都免不了陷入这种纠结,“我回去当宝贝供起来都行。” Raven 12345 beckons with the hand very much straightforwardly: „You're welcome, I favor you very much, this gives your extra premium Oh, next year will perhaps have.” 渡鸦12345很豪爽地一摆手:“别客气,我很看好你,这是给你的额外奖励哦,明年兴许还有。” Hao Ren cried quickly, really acknowledged that embarrassed he was worried about this thing influence city's appearance...... 郝仁都快哭出来了,实在不好意思承认他是担心这东西影响市容…… After waiting for a Hao Ren cheek sorely these „year-end benefits” receives, Raven 12345 with him discusses this time at the Plane of Dreams matter. Hao Ren acknowledged frankly oneself gets rid of the First Born situation with the fractional orbital bombardment finally( in report he has not discussed thin): Strict, even excusable this still violates the stipulation, is worth rejoicing that is only the final output seemingly is pretty good. 等郝仁一脸蛋疼地把这些“年终福利”收起来之后,渡鸦12345才跟他讨论起这次在梦位面的事。郝仁非常坦率地承认了自己最后用轨道轰炸干掉长子的情况(在报告书里他没有谈得太细):严格来讲,即便情有可原这也是违反规定的,唯一值得庆幸就是最后结果貌似不赖。 However has not actually thought after Raven 12345 hear, instead takes the expression that smiles: „Un, evidently you already quite familiar business......” 不过却没想到渡鸦12345听完之后反而带上笑眯眯的表情:“嗯,看样子你已经比较熟悉业务了……” Hao Ren: „Ah?” 郝仁:“啊？” „Sometimes solves trouble you to use a simple and crude the method,” Raven 12345, „an artillery solution thousand worried with a laugh, solving thousand to worry explained your equivalent is not very big-, so long as can smoothly solve the matter, works as to explode compels actually very well.” “有时候解决麻烦情况你就得用点简单粗暴的手段,”渡鸦12345笑呵呵的,“一炮解千愁,解不了千愁说明你当量不够大-只要能顺利把事情解决掉,当个炸逼其实挺好的。” The Hao Ren corners of the mouth are ticking: „This saying does not suit from the goddess mouth says.” 郝仁嘴角抽抽着:“这话可不适合从女神嘴里说出来。” Raven 12345 hehe is smiling deprecatingly: Good that „the matter solves in any case. However you, this matter after all risky, ‚explosion’ is irreproachable as a hobby, but must that to choose without a better way can use this gadget.” 渡鸦12345不以为意地嘿嘿笑着:“反正事情解决的不错。不过你记着,这事终归还是有风险的,‘爆炸’作为一种爱好无可非议,但必须在没有更好办法可选的情况下才能动用这玩意儿。” Afterward she beckons with the hand: „The matter of explosion first did not say that you should realize Plane of Dreams imagines compared with you broad?” 随后她摆摆手:“爆炸的事儿先不说了,你应该已经认识到梦位面比你想象的宽广了吧？” Hao Ren nods, said four characters: „Stars sea.” 郝仁点头,就说了四个字:“星辰大海。” „Yes, the stars sea, I have told you early, Plane of Dreams is one with the Surface World same real world, you should think that at that time the Plane of Dreams universe starry sky is not the background chart. Then prepares to investigate other Plane of Dreams planet situations?” “是啊,星辰大海,我老早就告诉过你,梦位面是一个和表世界一样的真实世界,你那时候就该想到梦位面的宇宙星空并不是个背景图。接下来准备调查梦位面其他星球的情况？” „Right,” Hao Ren smiles, speaks the following plan, „I decide first from the origin of Siren. ‚Day of Return’ the news is they first passes on, I suspected that these Siren real motives do not make other different kind return to Holletta that planet, but is they want to return to own homeland with the strength- this was I just wants to understand. If can find the Siren native place, can do probably understands for 10,000 years ago is what reason creates passed through greatly.” “没错,”郝仁笑起来,把自己接下来的计划讲了讲,“我决定先从海妖的起源出发。‘回归之日’的消息是她们先传出去的,我怀疑那些海妖的真实目的并不是让其他异类回到霍尔莱塔那颗星球上,而是她们自己想借力回到自己的家园-这是我刚想明白的。要是能找到海妖的老家,大概可以搞明白一万年前到底是什么原因造成了大穿越。” Raven 12345 looks at Hao Ren very much happily: „Very good, in brief this matter plenary powers has given you, looked that you can investigate what result to come. Me is also investigating something, although I generally know for 10,000 years ago reason that this universe has an accident, but the concrete process cannot verify, perhaps your information instead is a key......” 渡鸦12345很高兴地看着郝仁:“很好,总之这件事已经全权交给你,就看你能调查出什么结果来了。我这边也在调查一些事情,虽然我大致知道一万年前这个宇宙出事的原因,但具体经过始终没能查明,或许你的情报反而是个关键……” Hao Ren just wants her to tell politely politely two polite speeches looked can deceive funds to get down again, outside sudden hears transmits magnificent calling out: „Mental illness! You come out to the old lady! The blade of old lady?!” 郝仁刚想跟她客气客气说两句场面话看能不能再骗点经费下来,就突然听到外面传来一声气壮山河的暴喝:“神经病！你给老娘出来！老娘的刀呢？！” Raven 12345 one hear of this complexions changed, turns the face away runs on the preparation, Hao Ren has not responded all of a sudden, shouted in behind: „How......” 渡鸦12345一听这个脸色都变了,扭脸就准备跑,郝仁一下子没反应过来,在后面大喊:“诶诶怎么……” Raven 12345 does not return: „Said without enough time, my enemy visits! Next time will meet says again......” 渡鸦12345头也不回:“来不及说了,我仇家上门！下次见面再说……” Finishes barely the words, sees only the blue light to flash through together, this biting off goddess has vanished in the people at present, Hao Ren they are dumbfounded with the full beard does not know that what happened. 话音未落,只见一道蓝光闪过,这个神经兮兮的女神已经消失在众人眼前,郝仁跟大胡子他们大眼瞪小眼也不知道发生了什么事。 A moment later, the gate of rotunda was trampled suddenly crudely flies, had the brown long hair, the woman who the stature exceptionally selected high was flushing in a threatening manner. This woman noticed that Hao Ren they are somewhat accidental, but induces to the surrounding air in residual Raven 12345 the aura, is knitting the brows to ask: „In that mental illness which?” 片刻之后,圆厅的门突然被人粗暴地一脚踹飞,一个留着褐色长发,身材异常高挑的女人气势汹汹地冲了进来。这个女人看到郝仁他们有些意外,但紧接着就感应到周围空气中残留的渡鸦12345的气息,皱着眉问:“那个神经病上哪了？” Hao Ren is perplexed, but knows that dares to rush to say this words most likely is the Raven 12345 acquaintance, therefore is not good to offend: „Does not know, she said the enemy to visit, then ran.” 郝仁不明所以,但知道敢这么闯进来说这种话的十有八九是渡鸦12345的熟人,于是不好得罪:“不知道,她就说仇家上门,然后就跑了。” „Does, runs a fruitless errand one......” to select the woman high...... or the goddess is hitting the fist crudely, at this time on the outside corridor broadcast a sound suddenly: „Senior official! The arcane long hall has the transmission gate response!” “干,又白跑一趟……”高挑女人……或者女神粗暴地撞着拳头,这时候外面走廊上突然又传来一个声音:“长官！奥术长厅有传送门反应！” Selects the woman high immediately the great happiness, suddenly ran not to have the shadow, a moment later heard the distant place to hear loudly explosive sound and fighting sound. The full beard their four are completely muddled looks at Hao Ren: „This is......” 高挑女人顿时大喜,眨眼间就跑没影了,片刻之后就听到远处传来一阵轰然爆炸声和打斗声。大胡子他们四个晕头转向地看着郝仁:“这是……” Hao Ren hurries to lower the head to draw them to leave here: „Do not ask that perhaps is the numerous god wars......”( please search the floating astronomy to be continued, the novel is better to renew is quicker! 郝仁赶紧低头拉着他们离开这里:“别问了,兴许是众神战争……”(未完待续请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快!
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