Comes backafterPlane of Dreamswhatshoulddo? Immediatelyformulationnextplan? Writes the report? Researchhistory? Withthatfar-fetchedgoddessconsultationlife? Factsshowed that thistalked nonsense, at after the moviethesenight and daysaved the worldjustto fire off the alien to runin the White Houseto participate the heroes who congressaredeceive people- in factHao Renthisgroupjustsaved the fellows in the world came back , the dry/doesfirstmatterrespectivelyto return tovariousroomsearnestlyfiercelyto rest for about one day and one night, wakeslaterHao Rento ponderto the calendarobstinately on several th quite a whiledidto understandtoday......
从梦位面回来之后应该干点啥?立马制定下一步行动计划?写报告?研究历史?跟那个不靠谱的女神咨询人生?事实证明这都是扯淡,电影上那些连轴转拯救世界刚打完外星人就能跑白宫里参加大会的英雄们都是骗人的-事实上郝仁这帮刚刚拯救完世界的家伙回来之后干的第一件事就是各回各屋埋头猛睡了将近一天一夜,醒过来之后郝仁愣是对着日历沉思了半天才搞明白今天几号……Doesto understandtoday after several th , Hao Renhad a yawn, will raise headwill fall down the preparationin the futureon the bedcontinuesto rest a meeting.[ Thistimehejustlay downto transmitoneonhearingby the sound, laterhad anything to jump overononeselfchest, the nextsecond, a tail of wetcoolfaint tracestartedto whiponhisface. Hao Renopens eyeslooked,discovered the smallmerpeoplepositive twistexcessivelooks in the eyeswithhim.
搞明白今天几号之后郝仁打了个哈欠,仰头往后栽倒在床上准备继续睡一会。[不过这次他刚躺下去就听到旁边传来一阵啪啪的声音,随后有个什么东西蹦到了自己胸口上,下一秒,一条湿漉漉凉丝丝的尾巴就开始在他脸上噼里啪啦地拍打起来。郝仁睁眼一看,发现小人鱼正扭过头跟他四目相对。Thischildcontinuesactuallylively, sheis not certainly tired: In the Plane of Dreamslarger parttimeshehidesin the spacesleepsalong, occasionallycomes outonebasically is also ventilatesto play a meeting, the dangerousmatterhas not all bumped into. Hao Rena littlesuspected one Lil Peabelt/bringto the Plane of Dreamssignificanceafterwardwhere, butis quickheto feel relaxed: Depending on the talent that thischildmakes, leadsitheralongis being the biggestsignificance......
这孩子倒是继续欢实,她当然不累了:在梦位面的一大半时间她都是躲在随身空间里睡大觉的,偶尔出来一趟基本上也就是透透气玩一会,危险的事情全都没碰上。郝仁后来都有点怀疑自己把豆豆带到梦位面的意义何在,不过很快他就释然:就凭这孩子作死的天赋,把她随身带着本身就是最大的意义……Hao Rengets out of bedto tidy up, holdsLil Peaandherpotcomes outfrom the room, seesVivianto clean the room, butLilyis sitting facing each otherto listen respectfully to the emperor's instructionsinnot far awaywith„Roll”, that onlyblack and whitestupidcatrambledmanydays outside, the whole bodyhairis dirty. But the buildbaselessis fat, does not know that iswhichfreeresulton. Looks at presentsuchlightdailyone. Hao Rena littlecannot get back one's composure- hisconditionalsoimmersedinformerthatmaysaiddisaster„chaotic of First Born”, at that time a soul-stirringinstitutekept the impressionto be really profound. Helooks that the presentdailyscene felt a little out of sorts.郝仁起床收拾收拾,捧着豆豆和她的锅从屋里出来,就看见薇薇安正在打扫房间,而莉莉正在不远处跟“滚”相对而坐聆听圣训,那只黑白蠢猫又在外面逍遥了好些日子,浑身毛发脏兮兮的。但体型却凭空胖出一圈,也不知是上哪逍遥的结果。看着眼前这样平平淡淡的日常一幕。郝仁有点回不过神来-他的状态还沉浸在之前那场可称天灾的“长子之乱”里,当时惊心动魄的一幕所留印象实在深刻。他看着眼前的日常景象感觉有点违和。„Awoke?”Vivianlooked atHao Renone, poutsin the tabledirection, „foodalsonotcool, hurriesto eat, remainedyou.”
“醒了?”薇薇安看了郝仁一眼,朝着桌子方向努努嘴,“饭还没凉,赶紧吃吧,就剩你了。”Hao RenOhsat downin the table, looks at present the familiartableware, was hearingEarthmealfamiliarflavor, one side thisisthrowsthatbeing out of sortsfeelingthoroughly. Heatetwothin rice gruelto stimulate, grasps a timesuddenheart of steamed dumplingto have a feeling. Looks upto the Lilydirection: „Lily!”郝仁哦了一声在桌边坐下,看着眼前熟悉的碗筷,闻着地球饭菜熟悉的味道,这才算彻底把那种违和感扔一边去。他喝了两口稀粥提提神,抓起一个小笼包的时候突然心有所感。抬头看向莉莉的方向:“莉莉!”Lilyraised the headaccordingly, Hao Renconvenientthrew the steamed stuffed bun, nextmay be calledexcellent: Lilyalmostfrominstinctsame placetaking off, the figurerevolves, opens mouthto meetsteamed stuffed bun- result„Roll”actsalsoquicklycompared withher, a shadowflashed through the steamed stuffed bunnot to have, left behindLilyto look at the steamed stuffed bungod of catmouth.莉莉应声抬头,郝仁就顺手把包子扔了过去,下一幕堪称绝妙:莉莉几乎是发自本能地原地起跳,身形旋转,张嘴去接包子-结果“滚”比她动作还快,一道黑影闪过包子就没了,留下莉莉看着猫嘴里的包子直愣神。Vivianpinches a cleaning ragforkwaistto stareLily: „Looks at your prospect, jumpsto meet the food, alsosnatcheswith the catunexpectedly! Snatcheswith the cat. Has not snatchedunexpectedly! Thismovementshouldbeyouhanded down in the familygives up study!”薇薇安捏着抹布一手叉腰地瞪着莉莉:“看你那点出息,蹦起来接食也就罢了,竟然还跟猫抢!跟猫抢也就罢了。竟然还没抢过!这动作该是你家传绝学好么!”Lilyblinks, sheis strange: „Cat how Landlordraiseswithdog......”莉莉眨眨眼,她还奇怪呢:“怎么房东养的猫跟狗似的……”„Wordssaid that fourGrandmastersdo do?”Hao Ren32finished eating the breakfast, in thisrememberedto come homealsoall of a suddenwere manyfourpeople, buthas not actually seen the form of thatfourascetic person. Hemaycalculaterecalls itselfas„different kindguardian”work. Thought that shouldlook forthatfourascetic peoplepopularlypopular the general knowledge that lives here.
“话说那四位大师干嘛呢?”郝仁三两口把早饭吃完,这才想起来家里又一下子多了四口人,但却没看到那四个苦行僧的身影。他可算记起自己身为“异类监护人”的工作。觉得该找那四个苦行僧普及普及在这边生活的常识。After allin the future that canforesee, thatfoursamecould not go backwithBecky.
毕竟在可以预见的未来一段时间里,那四位跟贝琪一样是回不去了。Healsorecordedat night the day before yesterdayis going homegives the full beardfourpeopleto explainin a hurrysketchily here lifeknowledge, madethemknowat leasthowto use the restroomandwater pipe system- fourascetic peoplewas metafteryounggreenpersonplanetwent toPlane of DreamsfromKuiper Stationdirectly. Thiswasjustarrived atEarth- laterarrangedintheir four finaltwospatialrooms in building, happen totwo male and two femalecanunder the arrangement. Nowdoes not know that theylive here are not familiar with.
他还记着前天晚上回到家的时候匆匆给大胡子四人粗略解释了一下在这边的生活知识,起码让他们知道怎么用厕所和自来水管-四位苦行僧从小绿人星球被接回来之后就直接从柯依伯站去了梦位面。这是刚到地球-随后把他们四位安排到了楼上的最后两个空房间里,正好两男两女能安排下。现在也不知道他们在这儿住得习惯不。„Theyshouldbehind the room.”Vivianknits the brows, „early morningwent out. Said that staysin the roomis not being familiar with, mustpracticein the nature.”
“他们应该在屋后面。”薇薇安皱皱眉,“一大早就出去了。说是在房间里呆着不习惯,要在大自然里修行。”„Practices?”Hao Renstares, thinks that does not understandhowthisalsowithpracticingto have the relations, „theywere insufficientto planbehind the houseto build a temple- real estate bureaudid not permitthis!”
“修行?”郝仁一愣,想不明白这怎么还跟修行扯上关系了,“他们不至于打算在房子后面盖个神庙吧-房产局可不准这个!”„Did yourselfhave a looknot to know?”Viviantidies up the tableware, the chopsticksthrowsin the Lil PeapotHao Reneats mealwithwhile convenient, „Ialwaysthought that theyare not in tunewithherelife, getting up earlytimepreparedverymanymealstothem, finallytheytookseveralsteamed bunsto go to the waterhouseto meet a cold waterto run......”
“你自己看看不就知道了?”薇薇安过来收拾碗筷,顺便把郝仁吃饭用的筷子扔到豆豆锅里,“我总觉得他们跟这边的生活不太搭调,早起的时候给他们准备了挺多饭菜,结果他们就拿了几个馒头去水房接了点凉水就跑出去了……”Hao Renonehear of thisgeneral ideasguessed correctly how a situation, hurriedto goto look forthatfourGrandmastersfrom the houseback door. Fronthas said that Hao Renthisbighouseis located in the southern suburbsboundary, ismostleaningone, behind the housedirectlyis a wilderness, does not know that fourascetic peopleplanto practiceanythingin the wilderness. Hepushed the doorto gonot to seethreepeopleincludingfull beardmany: Threeascetic peopleclean up a stretch of open areain the wilderness, theywearthatworn-outgreygown, sitsto close eyes the ponderon the ground, amongthreepeoplealsoignitespile of bonfires- looks that seeks livehoodwith the wilderness......郝仁一听这个大概猜到怎么个情况了,赶紧从房子后门出去找那四位大师。前面说过,郝仁这大房子位于南郊边界,是最偏的一座,房子后面直接就是一片旷野,也不知道四位苦行僧打算在旷野里修行点什么。他推门出去没多远就见到了包括大胡子在内的三个人:三位苦行僧在野地里清理出一片空地,他们还是穿着那身破旧的灰袍子,在地上席地而坐闭目沉思,三人中间还点着一堆篝火-看着跟荒野求生似的……Hao Renlookedin the past, those whodiscoverwith the full beardinoneistwonuns, thatyoungmemberdoes not know that did. Hegoes forwardto sit downby the full beard: „Is severalthisdoes do?”郝仁过去一看,发现跟大胡子在一块的是两位修女,那个年轻修士不知道干什么去了。他上前在大胡子旁边坐下:“几位这是干嘛呢?”„Self-cultivation, conducts dailycontemplation,”full beardopens eyes, nodstoHao Renwith a laugh, „ate?”
“修身养性,进行日常的冥想,”大胡子睁开眼,笑呵呵地对郝仁点点头,“吃了?”Hao Renstares, the heartsaid that thisgreetingwayverymeets the rusticityactually: „Eh...... ate. The words saying that youaren't in the room? Didn't prepare the roomtoyou?”郝仁一愣,心说这招呼方式倒是挺接地气:“额……吃了。话说你们怎么不在屋里?不是给你们准备房间了么?”„Roomconditionwas good, does not suitusself-cultivation,”someoldnunsshake the head, „cannotbe wallowedin the easy and comfortableenvironmentbyoneself, thiswill weaken the will the strength. Has the dutytimefeels at ease whatever the circumstances, butstarts the normal lifenow, mustpay attentionto defendimpoverished.”
“房间条件太好了,不适合我们修身养性,”年长一些的修女摇摇头,“不能让自己在安逸的环境里沉迷,这会削弱心志的力量。有任务的时候是随遇而安,但现在开始正常生活,就要注意守住清贫了。”Hao Renlooks at the surroundingthisemptywilderness, now the cold weather, close to the end of the year, in the wildernessnaturallyis a bleakscene, cannot seeseveralin the wildrabbit that areathisscurries abouteverywhereyear to year, hea littledoes not know whether to laugh or cry: „Are youinsufficientto planto liveinthiswilderness?”郝仁看着周围这空荡荡的荒野,现在天寒地冻,已经临近年关,野地里自然是一派萧条景象,就连常年在这一带到处乱窜的野兔子都看不到几只,他有点哭笑不得:“你们不至于打算就在这野地里住下来吧?”„Is havingthisintent,”full beardactuallyseriousnods, „ourseveralpeopleplanned that constructs a log cabin here wilderness, firstpractices the housing, secondlyconsecrates the goddessininside, making the honor of godbe ableto continueinthisworld, thisis not the goodmatter.”
“正有此意,”大胡子却一脸严肃地点了点头,“我们几人打算在此处旷野建一座木屋,一来修行居住,二来在里面供奉女神,让神的荣光在这个世界得以延续,这不是挺好的事儿么。”Hao Renfeltoneselfhave no wayto understand the thinking modes of thesepeoplesimply: „Do youalsoreallyplanto do?! Otherdid not say that...... covers the wood/blockhead of houseyouto planwherefrommakes?”郝仁觉得自己简直没法理解这些人的思维方式:“你们还真打算这么干?!别的不说……盖房子的木头你们打算从哪弄?”
The full beardhearsthisto knit the browsfinally: „Said is also, ourseveralpeoplewere transferring the revolutionsa moment agoeverywhere, discovered that thispiece of placetreesare scarce, cannot seemanystone materials, covers the housetrulya littledifficulty. Howeverwesawveryto set upa moment agomanyinnorth......”
大胡子听到这个终于皱了皱眉:“说的也是,我们几人刚才在四处转了转,发现这片地方树木稀少,也看不到多少石材,盖房子确实有点难度。不过我们刚才在北面看见挺多树来着……”Hao Renthinks,almostjumps: „Thatis the wind-break forest! Does not permitto cut!”郝仁想了想,差点蹦起来:“那是防风林!不准砍的!”„Wemuststudyin here alsolotsevidently,”youngnunvoicehoarsewhispered, laterlookedto the full beard, „, or did wedig a tunnel? Before imitating1000ko-hemp clothingto send the ascetic person......”
“看样子我们在这边还有很多东西要学,”年轻修女嗓音嘶哑地嘀咕起来,随后看向大胡子,“要不咱们挖个地洞吧?效仿一千年前的葛衣派苦行僧……”
The oldnunalsoput forward the proposal: „Or before going tous, seesunderthattower that to practicein the south? Thattowerfoundationisonepile of iron stand, packagesone to keep out the windwith the leathercotton material, slightlywas nearto the crowd, moreoverdoes not know that the master in towerwas goodto speak......”
年长的修女也提出建议:“或者去咱们之前在南边看见的那座塔下面修行?那座塔底座是一堆铁架子,用皮革布料包裹一番就能挡风,就是离人群稍微近了点,而且不知道塔的主人好不好说话……”Hao Renthinks,cold sweatremindedinside: „......, That should not be the television tower......”郝仁想了想,一头冷汗地在旁边提醒:“……别介,那是电视塔……”
The full beardbuddhist imagenodsdignified: „Thatlooked like can only hit a tunnel, waitedto meethimto come backusto begin- words saying that yourheredidn't forbidto dig a holein the open land? Ourthat sidesomeareasdo not permitto digcasually, mustreportwith the localfeudal lord.”
大胡子宝相庄严地点点头:“那看来只能打个地洞了,等会他回来咱们就开工-话说你们这儿不禁止在荒地上挖洞吧?我们那边有些地区是不准随便挖的,要跟当地领主报备。”
The Hao Rencold sweathad preparedto spreadtoward the insteponat this time, hediscovered that oneselfa littlelooked down on the rare and beautiful flowershabits and customs of thisgroup of ascetic people, theycomeEarthjust liketo challenge the personsince birth. Gives the devil his due, hethought that oneselfshould unable to change the faith of thiscrazyfollower, thereforehasto put forward the proposalpersuasively: „Youmustinsist that the wildernessseeks livehoodInot to have the opinion, butourslightlyslowhow manydays? Youlooked,youherecustomhas not doneto understand, almostpreparedto cut the wind-break foresta moment ago- thiscannot do welltoothersbring the hugetrouble. Whenyourseveraldoto understand that hererules and regulations the matter that planned the wildernessto seek livehoodmaybe goodagain?”郝仁的冷汗这时候已经准备往脚背上蔓延了,他发现自己有点小瞧了这帮苦行僧的奇葩生活习惯,他们来地球俨然是挑战人生来的。平心而论,他觉得自己应该改变不了这种狂信徒的信念,于是只好婉转地提出建议:“你们要坚持荒野求生我也没意见,不过咱们是不是可以稍缓几天?你看,你们连这边的规矩都没搞明白,刚才差点就准备去砍防风林了-这搞不好要给别人带来巨大的麻烦。等你们几位搞明白这里的规章制度了再计划荒野求生的事可好?”
The full beardthinks,thoughtis also reasonable: „Soalsogood, thatwedisturbedin your for these daysin the evening, during the daytimeherepractices. Thisplaceworldis vast, trulyis a goodplace.”
大胡子想了想,觉得也有道理:“如此也好,那这几天我们晚上就在你那打扰,白天在这里修行。这地方天地辽阔,确实是个好地方。”Anothertwonunsnodto agreein abundance, thenfishes out the steamed bunto comein the bonfirefrom the bosomto roastrespectivelyis preparingto eat meal: Originally after theyalsopersists in„contemplating, only theneats food” the custom, nowhas not eaten meal. Hao Renlooks atsteamed buns in severalmanpower, thinks the diet in ownordinary day, alwaysthought that thisfeels sorry: „Do youeatthis?”
另外两位修女纷纷点头表示同意,然后各自从怀里摸出馒头来在篝火边烤着准备吃饭:原来他们还坚持“冥想后方可进食”的规矩,现在还没吃饭呢。郝仁看着几人手里的馒头,想想自己平日里的饮食,总觉得这样更过意不去:“你们就吃这个?”
The full beardsmilesvery muchsatisfied: „Thisgood.”
大胡子很满意地笑笑:“这挺好的啊。”Hao Renthinksoneself and little friendslive in the houseto eat the meal, lets these fourbigJingang's the challengepersonandnaturein the behindopen land, alwaysfelt, oncepasses onat leastison an enoughmicro blogretransmits500moralnews, thereforewantsto urgeagain: „Yousucheasyto starve to deathyourselves......”郝仁想到自己和小伙伴们住着好房子吃着好饭菜,却让这四大金刚在后面荒地里挑战人与自然,总觉得一旦传出去至少是个够上微博转发500条的道德新闻,于是想再劝劝:“你们这样容易把自己饿死……”Hiswordshave not said,saw before , does not know where thatyoungmemberranto go to come backsuddenly, in the opposite partyhandis also carrying a wildrabbit......
他话还没说完,就看到之前不知跑去哪里的那位年轻修士突然回来了,对方手里还拎着个野兔子……
The full beardjumpedto receive the rabbit, completedto pluck the bloodlettingin the assistancenextflash of magic, laterwiped the spiceto prepareto placein the rabbitleg the bonfireto roast, at the same timealsoasked: „What did yousay?”
大胡子跳起来接过兔子,在魔法的辅助下一瞬间完成褪毛放血,随后在兔腿上抹着香料准备放在篝火上烤,一边还问呢:“你说啥?”Hao Ren: „...... No......”郝仁:“……没啥……”Othersthiseatgood!( Pleasesearch the floatingastronomyto be continued, the novelis betterto renewis quicker!
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