RUC :: Volume #3

#272: In the past half a month as if happened is very meddlesome

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Hao Ren with Vivian looks that the content on that paper is confused, can only determine is the thing that on the paper writes with Lil Pea related- including part that the flame heats up. Now they want to understand that slightly why Lil Pea will be placed in the electric cooking pot: Because of this thing can fixed time, and temperature control...... 郝仁跟薇薇安看着那张纸上的内容都是一头雾水,唯一可以确定的就是纸上写的东西都跟豆豆有关-包括小火加热的部分在内。现在他俩稍微想明白为什么豆豆会被放在电饭煲里了:因为这东西能定时,而且温度稳定…… If in this pot trades a species to estimate that casually Hao Ren must jump immediately, then the brain murder boils the corpse children not suitable heavy taste seeking novelty piece, but in the pot lies down to like in the small merpeople that in the boiling water swims he not being able now to think, he was very curious is not in half a month of home exactly to have anything, that sesame oil with the isatis root was what ghost...... 这锅里要是随便换个物种估计郝仁立马就得蹦起来,然后满脑子杀人烹尸少儿不宜的重口味猎奇段子,但现在锅里躺着个喜欢在开水里游泳的小人鱼他就不能这么想了,他只是挺好奇自己不在家的这半个月里到底发生了点啥,那香油跟板蓝根到底是个什么鬼…… During the thinking Hao Ren hears in the pot to hear crash-bang sound of water, lowering the head looked original Lil Pea rested enough the afternoon nap( although this afternoon nap was a little early), the little fellow is stretching the tail to wake slowly, she raised the head saw Hao Ren that big face, immediately put in order the fish spirit, the upper part surfaced slightly to call out in alarm then by an exciting intonation crash-bang to hit on the Hao Ren face, then fell down following latter's neckband...... 思索间郝仁听到锅里传来哗啦啦的一阵水声,低头一看原来豆豆睡够了午觉(虽然这个午觉有点早),小家伙正舒展着尾巴慢慢醒过来,她一抬头就看见了郝仁那张大脸,顿时整条鱼都精神起来,上半身冒出水面以一种兴奋至极的语调小小地惊叫了一下便哗啦一声撞在郝仁脸上,然后顺着后者的领口就掉下去了…… Everyone conceivable, now on Earth is the day that the winter heavy snow flutters about, the kitchen does not have the warm air, the Lil Pea whole body is the water...... 大家可以想象一下,现在地球上是寒冬腊月大雪纷飞的日子,厨房没有暖气,豆豆浑身是水…… Hao Ren feels a cool feeling direct impact dantian in any case immediately, at the scene this feeling simply acid crisp to wanting the immortal wants, he is also carrying the electric cooking pot, therefore cannot set aside the hand to block this little excited excessive tiny tot from the start, when he put down the pot Lil Pea pulled out from the clothes the little fellow has crawled in his chest and belly position, she was actually good, jumping was wet, came out the later whole body to do, even the cold wind has not blown. 反正郝仁顿时就感觉一股凉意直冲丹田,当场这个感觉简直酸爽到欲仙欲死,他还端着电饭煲呢,所以压根没能腾出手来挡住这个有点兴奋过度的小不点,等他把锅放下把豆豆从衣服里掏出来的时候小家伙已经在他胸腹位置爬一圈了,她倒是好,蹦进去的时候是湿漉漉的,出来之后全身都干了,连冷风都没吹到。 Hao Ren does not know whether to laugh or cry carries the little fellow to run to go to the living room, places on the sofa to make Lily look her. Oneself ran back the room to change clothes, waited saw that Lily is chatting with Lil Pea, although they had no way to exchange, but seemed like them to say was very happy. Hao Ren went forward to hold to place on Lil Pea the face to rub rubbing. Then some opportunities notified „unmarried girl” well, the latter whipped the Hao Ren face snoring snoring to speak several words. The pronunciation does not permit unable to listen is what meaning, in any case seems like very happy, then she suppresses the red painted-face to make a small sneeze. 郝仁哭笑不得地拎着小家伙跑去客厅,把她放在沙发上让莉莉看着。自己跑回屋换了身衣服,等出来的时候看到莉莉正在和豆豆聊天,虽然俩人没法交流吧但貌似她们都说的挺高兴的。郝仁上前把豆豆抱起来放在脸上蹭了蹭。这才有机会好好跟“闺女”打个招呼,后者拍打着郝仁的脸呼噜呼噜说了几句话。发音不准也听不出是什么意思,反正看上去是挺高兴,然后她就憋红脸打出一个小喷嚏来。 „Was this cold?” The Hao Ren surprise looks is making an effort to rub the small merpeople of nose, ten thousand have not thought a fish also has the cold time, latter hears Yanshuai the tail, puts out a hand to point at oneself throat, then sneezes, proved oneself truly were the cold. “这是感冒了？”郝仁很诧异地看着正在使劲揉鼻子的小人鱼,万没想到一条鱼也有感冒的时候,后者闻言甩甩尾巴,伸手指着自己的嗓子,然后又打了个喷嚏,证明自己确实是感冒了。 Hao Ren looked this situation is a little scared. His instinct looks up to Lily: „How did fish catch cold should govern?” 郝仁一看这个情况有点傻眼。他本能地抬头看向莉莉:“鱼感冒了该怎么治？” „Fish can certainly catch cold, has the special medicine,” Lily does not know where from fishes out cotton swabs to help Lil Pea wipe the nasal mucus, „you may, if wants, in your hand this is not the real fish, you will see the true fish to eat the wood/blockhead?” “鱼当然会感冒,有专门的药的,”莉莉不知从哪摸出个棉签来帮豆豆擦着鼻涕,“不过你可要想好,你手里这又不是真的鱼,你见过真正的鱼会吃木头的？” During the speeches the belly of Lil Pea rumble gets up, she worked loose the hand of Hao Ren to jump to the table edge screamed to the kitchen direction, saw that the form of black and white interaction ran accordingly, „Roll” mouth is holding in the mouth several hard slips of paper, its jumping up table placed in front of these hard slips of paper Lil Pea. Meow, then backed up especially respectfully and submissively is leaving the table by the small broken step, Lil Pea grasped the slip of paper to gnaw two. Favorable racket tail: This is the feed time of little fellow. 说话间豆豆的肚子就咕噜起来,她挣脱郝仁的手跳到桌子边缘冲着厨房方向尖叫了一声,就见到有一个黑白相间的身影应声跑出来,“滚”嘴里叼着几张硬纸片,它跳上桌子把这些硬纸片放在豆豆面前。特恭顺地喵了一声,然后倒退着以小碎步离开了桌子,豆豆抓起纸片啃了两口。赞许地拍拍尾巴:这是小家伙的进食时间。 Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” In the past in over half a month exactly had anything! 过去大半个月里到底发生了什么！ Obviously since previous time was beaten violently by a fish, „Roll” the world outlook had the tremendous changes, this unruly bastard cat made Lil Pea educating unexpectedly, it became a personal servant of fish unexpectedly, really does not know after this matter passed on, how it must mix in southern suburbs stray cat. Vivian is also dumbfounded, she has a look at Lil Pea to have a look at Roll, finally the line of sight places on Lily: „In family/home this ecology chain is really more and more strange, this pushed down the cat dog style of entire street.” 显然自从上次被一条鱼狠揍之后“滚”的整个世界观就发生了天翻地覆的变化,这只桀骜不驯的混蛋猫竟然让豆豆给教育出来了,它竟然成了一条鱼的跟班,真不知道这件事传出去之后它要怎么在南郊的流浪猫界混。薇薇安也是目瞪口呆,她看看豆豆又看看滚,最后视线放在莉莉身上:“家里这生态链真是越来越奇怪,这拉低了整条街的猫狗格调。” In this time, the threshold to buddhism direction is hearing the opening the door sound suddenly, Nangong Wuyue and Becky goes home finally. 正在这时候,玄关方向突然传来开门声,南宫五月和贝琪总算是回家了。 Nangong Wuyue made an appearance sees was in Hao Ren on sofa. Greeted happily: „, Landlord did you paper of Ah? kitchen see to the family/home?” 南宫五月一露面就看到了正在沙发上的郝仁。高兴地打招呼:“呀,房东你们到家了啊？厨房的纸条看见没？” „Saw it.” Hao Ren is pointing at Lil Pea, „I also wonder. Little fellows how in electric cooking pot, moreover early late heating what's the matter? Moreover was Lil Pea the cold?” “看见了。”郝仁指着豆豆,“我还纳闷呢。小家伙怎么在电饭煲里,而且早中晚加热是怎么回事？另外豆豆是不是感冒了？” Nangong Wuyue takes off to hang the coat on the gate pin rail while parched beans same is saying: „Hi , because the cold must therefore heat up, this is the therapeutic schedule that the goddess Sir gives, the effect is good, now is only left over sneezes occasionally.” 南宫五月一边把外套脱下挂在门边的衣帽架上一边爆豆子一样说着:“嗨,就是因为感冒所以才要加热,这是女神大人给的治疗方案,效果还挺好,现在只剩下偶尔打喷嚏了。” Hao Ren hurries to inquire the cause and effect, listening to a Nangong Wuyue explanation to know what's the matter: Couple of days ago here snowed, Lil Pea went out did grocery shopping to break the window to jump while Nangong Wuyue and Becky to play the snow, finally everyone was knows: She is a warm turtle, jumped to stumble several to freeze in the snowy area hardly...... 郝仁赶紧询问起前因后果,听南宫五月一番解释才知道是怎么回事:前两天这边下雪来着,豆豆趁南宫五月和贝琪出门买菜的时候打破了窗户蹦出去玩雪,结果大家是知道的:她是个温水鱼啊,在雪地里蹦跶几下就冻硬了…… Nangong Wuyue spent the big vigor to melt her, but the little fellow caught cold. 南宫五月费了好大劲把她化开,但小家伙还是感冒了。 Although Nangong Wuyue as Siren she has not but fallen ill from infancy to maturity, does not know how should treat the cold of merpeople, then has to seek help from Raven 12345( the latter left behind energetic mark in Hao Ren each tenant mind, for urgent relation), the goddess elder sister to pass through the day of latitude place to make therapeutic schedule that on kitchen that paper listed-, although Hao Ren felt these things may are only under that female mental illness the noodles time arises suddenly formula that the fantasy jumps, but is truly effective to the Lil Pea cold. 南宫五月虽然身为海妖但她从小到大都没生过病,更不知道该怎么治疗人鱼的感冒,便只好求助于渡鸦12345(后者在郝仁家每个房客脑海中留下了精神印记,用于紧急联系),女神姐姐以经天纬地之才制定了厨房那张纸上列出的治疗方案-虽然郝仁觉得那些东西很有可能只是那个女神经病下面条的时候突发奇想蹦出来的配方,但对豆豆的感冒确实有效。 Naturally may also be this phenomenally strong little fellow good is quite quick, in any case her entire clan on her only child, without the control group, Raven 12345 said that own plan effective that is effective. 当然也有可能是这个空前强壮的小家伙自己好的比较快,反正她全族就她一根独苗,也没个对照组,渡鸦12345说自己的方案有效那就有效吧。 Nangong Wuyue to has not as if looked after good Lil Pea somewhat is also sorry very much: „Sorry, I should a more careful point......” 南宫五月似乎对没照顾好豆豆还很有些抱歉:“对不起,我应该更小心点的……” Hao Ren is the person of bright affair, he beckons with the hand: „It is not your issue, this little fellow did is not a day two days, this action who knows that will have what condition suddenly, you looked after fortunately, making me look after seriously perhaps compared with this situation also-, moreover she pounded including oneself window unexpectedly, this who can think.” 郝仁是个明事理的人,他摆摆手:“不是你的问题,这小家伙作死也不是一天两天了,她这个行动力谁知道会突然出点什么状况,你照顾还好点,让我照顾说不定比这情况还严重-而且她竟然连自家窗户都砸,这谁能想到啊。” Nangong Wuyue nods: „Window has made up, moreover this time I used the mist to tie all windows in the family/home covered, in this family/home no one did not fear even if she ran around.” 南宫五月点点头:“窗户已经补好了,而且这次我用水雾结界把家里所有的窗户都覆盖了一遍,这样哪怕家里没人也不怕她到处乱跑。” Hao Ren then understands why enters home to see on the windows of various places is tying light mist, originally is the magic effect that Nangong Wuyue leaves behind. 郝仁这才明白过来为什么一进家就看到各处的窗户上结着一层薄薄的雾气,原来是南宫五月留下的魔法效果。 He looked down one to tear the last slip of paper toward the small merpeople of mouth stopper, from the bottom of one's heart felt that bear the child was really a being annoying lifeform, particularly this bear child also has physiological structure that exceeded the human imagination time was so: In the family/home also the fish knows luckily how to take care of this bear child...... 他低头看了一眼正在撕扯着最后一张纸片往嘴里塞的小人鱼,发自肺腑地感觉熊孩子真是种磨人的生物,尤其是这个熊孩子还有着超出人类想象的生理结构的时候就更是如此:幸好家里还有一条鱼知道怎么照顾这个熊孩子…… Nangong Wuyue looked up wall clock on a wall, reached Lil Pea the hand: „First did not say that quickly to selecting, me took away to boil a meeting Lil Pea, in two days should be able is quite agile.” 南宫五月抬头看了一眼墙上的挂钟,把手伸向豆豆:“先不说了,快到点了,我把豆豆拿去煮一会,再过两天应该就能好利索。” The fish baby brandished the arm to say to Hao Ren says goodbye, then jumped over on obedient Nangong Wuyue, this tacit sincerity looked like mother and child. 鱼宝宝挥舞着胳膊跟郝仁说再见,然后听话地蹦到南宫五月手上,这番默契真心像娘俩。 Is they must go to the kitchen dry/does fact poor to describe...... 就是她们要去厨房干的事实在不怎么好形容…… Goes to the kitchen to boil the time of fish while Nangong Wuyue, an attractive miss of wear red woolen cloth coat has the opportunity to jump to notify the people finally: „Yo! Several! For a long time does not see- how has a look at my image?” 趁着南宫五月去厨房煮鱼的功夫,一个穿着红色毛呢外套的漂亮姑娘才终于有机会蹦出来跟众人打招呼:“呦！几位！好久不见哈-看看我这形象怎么样？” Hao Ren noticed Becky the appearance that goes round and round a moment ago in side, but is busy with the attention unmarried girl without time to speak to her, at this time he looked up to Becky, to be honest, a little does not dare to recognize each other simply. 郝仁刚才就注意到贝琪在旁边绕来绕去的样子了,只是忙于关注闺女就没功夫跟她说话,这时候他才抬头看向贝琪,说实话,简直有点不敢相认。 Now Becky puts on is not the old clothes that Nangong Wuyue changes, but is a brand-new woolen cloth coat, in the winter the new style receives the waist to exercise self-restraint the coat, is matching the black tight-fitting pants and small leather boots of lower part, the whole person appears the fashion to be pretty, moreover on her face also melted the pale makeup slightly, the hair has also handled carefully, good not colorful just right adorning can award marks- short a half month passes by, initially slightly a little rustic different mercenary young girl had integrated Earth to live unexpectedly completely, seeming like almost is completely an earthman. 贝琪如今身上穿着的已经不是南宫五月换下来的旧衣服,而是一件崭新的毛呢外套,冬季新款收腰束身外套,配着下半身的黑色紧身裤和小皮靴,整个人显得时尚靓丽十足,而且她脸上还稍微化了淡妆,头发也精心打理过,不俗不艳恰到好处的妆点更能加分-短短半个多月过去,当初略有点土气的异界佣兵少女竟然已经完全融入地球生活,看上去几乎完完全全就是个地球人了。 Only can say that is really the professional factor makes it so: The adaptiveness of Becky to strange environment at least is five plus signs. ( to be continued ) 只能说果然是职业因素使然:贝琪对陌生环境的适应能力至少是五个加号的。(未完待续)
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