RUC :: Volume #3

#217: The day of heaven avalanche

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Hilda has listened to Hao Ren to raise Raven 12345 this given name more than once, she knows the great person who this has the strange name manages the goddess of the whole world, moreover is that type has the true power the gods, power and influence spreads the universe, not these nests depend upon the immortal who the mortal provides for and worships to survive to plant the false god on small planet, therefore hears to see Raven 12345 time Hilda appears both urgent and anxious, she is reorganizing oneself correct manners discipline: „What do I need to prepare? Etiquette does have must pay attention specially? God of goddess housing should have many customs, do you look at my clothes?” 希尔妲已经不止一次听郝仁提起渡鸦12345这个名号,她知道这个有着奇怪名字的大人物是管理整个世界的女神,而且是那种有着真正权能的、威势遍及宇宙的神明,并非那些窝在一个小小的星球上依靠凡人供养和祭拜才能生存下去的长生种伪神,因此听到要去见渡鸦12345的时候希尔妲显得既迫切又紧张,她整理着自己的仪容:“那我需要准备什么吗？礼仪方面有没有特殊要注意的？女神居住的神界应该有不少规矩,你看我这身衣服可以么？” Hao Ren does not care muddily: „No art, she is more careless than me, moreover god is a big house, where comes what custom.” 郝仁浑不在意:“没任何讲究,她比我还马虎呢,而且神界就是个大房子,哪来什么规矩。” Hilda also wants to ask anything, Hao Ren has pinched Mobile Data Terminal to prepare to transmit, before the surrounding scene twists last minute Hao Ren shouted one to the building in: „Wuyue! How is teaching Becky to use the electric appliance!” 希尔妲还想问点什么,郝仁已经捏起数据终端准备传送了,在周围景象扭曲前的最后一刻郝仁冲楼上喊了一声:“五月！记着教贝琪怎么用电器！” Afterward the white light flashes past, Hao Ren and Hilda direct transmission before the Raven 12345 big house. 随后白光一闪而过,郝仁和希尔妲已经直接传送到渡鸦12345的大房子前。 „This arrived,” Hao Ren restores from the instantaneous dizziness of transmission, patted the shoulder of Hilda to make her get back one's composure, then turned head to point at the direction of big foreign-style house, „here crosses...... Fuck?” “这就到了,”郝仁从传送的瞬间眩晕中恢复过来,拍了拍希尔妲的肩膀让她回神,然后扭头指着大洋房的方向,“这边就是渡……卧槽？” They look at the present scene dumbfoundedly: The magnificent and expensive foreign-style house that white Dilan withstand/top has changed beyond all recognition, its positive/direct outer wall was rumbled to put on three large cave/hole, biggest one / long / wind / a literary hole even stretches across three buildings directly, can see inside crystallization wall and alloy plywood, the front door of foreign-style house did not have, alloying plate that what replaces it is one pile stops up temporarily. The roof moves at least 1/3, the sky blue crystal tile sprinkles place in the lower part of wall. Once the prettiest central bell tower only has the half rack that a burr punctured now, gigantic dial plate on the fountain of bubble before foreign-style house. At the back of the dial plate also has the weak blue light to walk randomly. By the way the fountain was also pounded a pulp, in the pond the running water is flowing in periphery at a loss, several water current are putting together clumsily the pool outer covering, one meter high small-scale water element that direction work. 俩人目瞪口呆地看着眼前的景象:那座白底蓝顶的华贵洋房已经面目全非,它的正面外墙被轰穿三个大洞,最大的一/长/风/文学个洞甚至直接横跨三层楼,能看到里面的结晶墙壁和合金层板,洋房的大门也没了,取而代之的是一堆临时堵上去的合金板。房顶掀掉至少三分之一,天蓝色的水晶瓦在墙根洒落一地。曾经最漂亮的中央钟楼现在只剩下个毛刺刺的半截架子,硕大的表盘就泡在洋房前的喷水池里。表盘背面还有微弱的蓝光在游走。顺便说一声喷水池也被砸了个稀烂,池中活水在周围茫然地流动着,有几股水流正笨拙地把池子外壳拼起来,一个一米多高的小型水元素正在那指挥工作。 Various foreign-style house places brave the curling light smoke, the bright energy spark jumps once for a while from some crack, entire scene pitiful with suffering bombing, several sparkled the shining autonomy machinery to fly round around the foreign-style house, they are preparing to restore this place evidently: Present disaster **, therefore happened probably some time ago. 洋房各处都冒着袅袅青烟,明亮的能量火花时不时就从某个破洞里蹦出来一下,整个场景凄惨的就跟挨了轰炸似的,有几个闪闪发亮的自律机械正在洋房周围飞来飞去,看样子它们正准备修复这地方:眼下的灾难**故大概是不久前发生的。 Hao Ren looks at all these dumbfoundedly, quite a while does not want to understand how this several days did not see the heaven to turn into Afghanistan 2001. Then he thinks in a flash, chats explodes the hole raven 23333 the roof that here goes on duty for somebody else, the heart said that will seem like quite steady reliable goddess elder sister should not to have such Fuck destructive power. 郝仁目瞪口呆地看着这一切,半天没想明白这怎么才几天不见天堂就变成阿富汗2001了。然后他一瞬间想到了在此处顶班的、谈笑间把房顶炸个窟窿的渡鸦23333,心说那位看上去相当稳重可靠的女神姐姐该不会有着如此卧槽的破坏力吧。 Hilda looked quite a while to suppress words: „Opens several holes should in your world houses is not the normal phenomenon?” 希尔妲看了半天才憋出句话:“在你们这个世界房子上开几个窟窿应该也不是正常现象吧？” Hao Ren is stamping one's foot shouts: „Which this puts is not the normal phenomenon! Did the words say my family God?” 郝仁跳着脚地嚷嚷:“这搁哪都不是正常现象！话说我家上帝呢？” He responded , the first matter is seeks for Raven 12345( or 23333) the form, but just ran up to the foreign-style house entrance to be blocked by several autonomy machineries, these service the worker to express the front danger, the harmful radiation still exceeded the allowed figure therefore forbids to approach. When Hao Ren prepares to let the Mobile Data Terminal digit dialing, a familiar form appears in him finally at present: By that big blue arcane retinue small botanical garden circled, silent is pointing in the botanical garden an alley. 他反应过来之后第一件事就是寻找渡鸦12345(或者23333)的身影,不过刚跑到洋房门口就被几个自律机械拦住了,这些维修工人表示前方危险,有害辐射仍然超标因此禁止靠近。就在郝仁准备让数据终端拨号的时候,一个熟悉的身影终于出现在他眼前:那个高大的蓝色奥术仆从旁边的小植物园里绕了出来,无声地指着植物园中一条小路。 Hao Ren arrives at the botanical garden deep place following this alley, finally saw Raven 12345 in open area between a stretch of shrubberies. The opposite party dug a pit in the air-to-surface center, bonfires that in the pits flip-flop make noise. By the pit inserts several wooden clubs, the wooden club is hanging oneself a small pot, Raven 12345 is squatting the noodles under that...... 郝仁顺着这条小路来到园林深处,终于在一片灌木丛间的空地上看到了渡鸦12345。对方在空地中央挖了个坑,坑里是劈啪作响的篝火。坑旁边则插着几根木棍,木棍上吊着一口小锅,渡鸦12345正蹲在那下面条呢…… The Hao Ren first response has the brainwashing ability this/should well, at this time the first matter knocked down Hilda then makes her forget the situation in here seeing: The skeleton in closet cannot spread! The goddess elder sister are you do do? 郝仁第一反应就是自己有洗脑能力该多好,这时候第一件事就是把希尔妲打晕然后让她忘了在这儿看见的情况:家丑不可外扬啊！女神姐姐你这是干啥呢？ „How do you make into this?” Hao Ren looks at Raven 12345 startled. Reason that can see this is 12345, is mainly the opposite party squats in of place high and low noodles time teases the air/Qi field is really more unquenchable, almost to spread with a vigorous stance Hao Ren not to think in all directions in any case 23333 will do this matter. Although the latter chatted exploded a hole on the roof, but others other times was very steady. “你怎么弄成这样？”郝仁愕然地看着渡鸦12345。之所以一眼就能看出这是12345,主要是对方蹲在地上下面条时候的那种逗比气场实在难以抑制,几乎是以一种蓬勃姿态在向四面八方扩散反正郝仁不认为23333会干出这种事来。尽管后者谈笑间在房顶上炸了个窟窿,但人家别的时候很稳的。 Raven 12345 has long known that Hao Ren came. hears Yantou does not lift beckons: „You first sit in side, my here quick good. Right. Does not eat to you.” 渡鸦12345早就知道郝仁过来了。闻言头也不抬地招招手:“你先在旁边坐着,我这边很快就好。对了。不给你吃啊。” Hao Ren looks that Hilda is sincere: „You work as this are an illusion.” 郝仁看着身旁的希尔妲语重心长:“你就当这是一场幻觉。” Hilda suddenly feels now oneself have the possibility to go home hopelessly, but was entrained by Hao Ren is taking a seat at the open area another end round table. Must say that now this situation is the sincerity is uncoordinated: Although the house did not have, but you had a look in the garden this fine ornamental engraving round table and round stool, all around pruned the neat strange flower and grass, did not far away that loyal and devoted military might charming arcane retinue, Raven 12345 in so the poetic sentiment environment squat unexpectedly in the place high and low noodles...... should not be the problem in brain will deteriorate? 希尔妲现在突然觉得自己有可能已经回家无望,但还是被郝仁拽着在空地另一端的圆桌旁落座。要说现在这情况是真心不协调:虽然房子没了吧,但你看看花园中这精致的镂花圆桌和圆凳,四周修剪整齐的奇花异草,还有不远处那个忠心耿耿威武帅气的奥术仆从,在这般诗意的环境下渡鸦12345竟然蹲在地上下面条……该不会是脑子里的毛病又恶化了吧？ „You this time stayed in Plane of Dreams very for a long time,” Raven 12345 carries one bowl of hot noodles to arrive by the table, toward inside but actually seasoning while looks at Hao Ren grinningly, then turns the face away to point at the bonfire of ground to order to the arcane retinue, „buries deep this.” “你这次在梦位面呆了挺长时间啊,”渡鸦12345端着一碗热腾腾的汤面来到桌旁,一边往里面倒调料一边笑嘻嘻地看着郝仁,然后扭脸指着地上的篝火对奥术仆从下令,“把这个坑埋回去。” „How do you make into this?” Hao Ren felt the own huge matter can say slowly again, the goddess elder sister's situation must ask! If the Raven 12345 condition really deteriorates that him is braves to blaspheme the risk of god also to feed this goods to take a drug! “你怎么弄成这样？”郝仁觉得自己天大的事可以缓缓再说,女神姐姐的情况是必须问了！要是渡鸦12345病情真的恶化那他就是冒着渎神的风险也得喂这货吃药！ Although does not know that any medicine can govern Raven 12345 that in the brain that in the battlefield is damaged by explosion...... 虽然也不知道啥药可以治治渡鸦12345那在战场上炸坏的脑子…… „House discarded,” indifferent of Raven 12345 whole face, „landing time had/left a small problem.” “房子报废了呗,”渡鸦12345满脸的无所谓,“降落的时候出了点小问题。” „Landing?” “降落？” „Oh, I applied for a shuttle machine with above,” Raven 12345 flexure the face, on the pretty face also keeps dark gray, does not know when is crash accident that the bonfire smokes explodes, „felt that this thing is quite interesting, then tried to open, finally descended time discovered that has not read the instruction booklet.” “哦,我跟上面申请了架穿梭机,”渡鸦12345挠着脸,漂亮脸蛋上还留着点灰黑,也不知道是篝火熏的还是坠毁事故时炸的,“感觉这东西好有趣啊,然后就试着自己开了,结果降落的时候才发现没看说明书。” „Your instruction booklet?” “你说明书呢？” „Threw.” “扔了啊。” „How did you throw?!” “你怎么扔了？！” „Because felt that understood.” “因为感觉看懂了啊。” „You did not say that hasn't looked?” “你不是说没看么？” Raven 12345 hollow laugh: „Before only looked the half, then felt that had no difficulty to give to throw, when the spaceship descended time thinks that the deceleration operation wrote this in online to post to ask in the latter half how to operate, the shuttle machine smashed in the house.” 渡鸦12345干笑着:“只看了前半截,然后感觉没啥难度就给扔了,等飞船降落的时候才想起来减速操作在后半截写着这头正在网上发帖问怎么操作呢,穿梭机就砸房子里了。” Hao Ren hurrying makes Mobile Data Terminal search for at the shadow sub-city forum, finally discovered impressively the post of own God was topped artificially hangs in p. 1, above on one line of characters: „How should xcc1855 shuttle machine pure manual mode decelerate? Has been able to see my family roof online and other radical......” 郝仁赶紧让数据终端在影子城论坛上搜一下,结果赫然发现自家上帝的帖子又被人工置顶挂在第一页,上面就一行字:“xcc1855型穿梭机纯手动模式该怎么减速？已经能看见我家房顶了在线等扌……” The own female boss was selected 200-300 to praise, moreover below is the reply of clear water: „And other posters put the tent chart in the evening.” 自家女上司又被人点了200-300个赞,而且下面是清一水的回复:“等楼主晚上放帐篷图。” Raven 12345 slurp the noodles to sigh deeply later easely: „Life is really lonely such as the snow...... the shuttle machine has not gone bad luckily.” 渡鸦12345吸溜着面条随后悠然长叹:“人生真是寂寞如雪啊……幸好穿梭机没坏。” Hao Ren silent for a long time, was very pointing at the Raven 12345 noodles finally: „Although this...... you are also insufficient to this situation pitifully? Your Divine Power? Your magical powers? In a flash the flat land to have the tall building? Do not tell me your planet to polish manually, will unable to fix including own house.” 郝仁默然了挺长时间,最后指着渡鸦12345的面条:“虽然这样吧……你也不至于凄惨到这地步吧？你神力呢？你神通呢？弹指一挥间平地起高楼呢？别告诉我你连星球都能手工打磨,会连自己的房子都修不好。” „House gave the worker,” Raven 12345 is nipping the noodles, a face was happy, „I this experiences the life now, early feeling picnic anything was very interesting, but was usually busy working did not have the opportunity.” “房子交给工人了啊,”渡鸦12345咬着面条,一脸高兴,“我现在这是体验生活,老早就感觉野餐什么的挺有趣的,但平常忙着工作一直没机会。” A Hao Ren head pestle shot two on the table: Smashed own house then the picnic in own entrance garden, but this mental illness goddess exuberant for the life style simply is a shocking travel, this is with the life in the action art...... 郝仁一脑袋杵在桌子上弹了两下:把自己房子砸了然后在自家门口的花园里野餐,这神经病女神率性而为的生活方式简直是一场惊艳之旅,这是用生命在行为艺术呐…… The brain of Raven 12345 not only had been damaged by explosion in the battlefield evidently, crashed a moment ago was exploded one time, at this time has not treated the necessity probably. 看样子渡鸦12345的脑子不但在战场上被炸坏过,刚才坠毁的时候又被炸了一次,这时候大概已经没有治疗必要了。 But this crash accident was actually cheap another person: Raven 23333 has destroyed the corpse and leave no trace in the hole that on the roof explodes, moreover measures with the eye 12345 not to know from the start this matter, acknowledged or Hao Ren besides 23333 probably holds, the female mental illness never knows own house was actually exploded twice...... 但这次坠毁事故倒是便宜了另外一个人:渡鸦23333在房顶上炸的窟窿已经被毁尸灭迹,而且目测12345压根还不知道这件事,大概除了23333自己承认或者郝仁捅出去之外,女神经病是永远不会知道自己的房子其实被炸了两次的…… „Ok, my here matter put to say again, first said your story,” Raven 12345 looked at Hao Ren nearby Hilda, „you led a stranger, I can see her to have the information feature of different world, I felt that must have the terrible business, you started to report, making me first eat a soup to help get over a shock.” “行了,我这边的事放放再说,先说说你的见闻吧,”渡鸦12345看了看郝仁旁边的希尔妲,“你带过来一个陌生人,我能看出她带有异世界的信息特征嗯,我感觉要有麻烦事了,你开始汇报,让我先喝口汤压压惊。” „Oh, she called Hilda, passed through from the different world to Plane of Dreams......” “哦,她叫希尔妲,从异世界穿越到梦位面……” „Pū” “噗” The Hao Ren danger strategic place avoids: „...... You did not say that helps get over a shock?” 郝仁险之又险地躲开:“……你不是说压压惊么？” „Has not suppressed.”( To be continued......) “没压住。”(未完待续……)
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