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#172: The clever child is not good to raise

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Hears Hao Ren words Lily to be vigilant immediately puts: „...... Landlord do you want the pit I?” 听到郝仁的话莉莉马上就警惕地夹起尾巴:“……房东你又要坑我？” Looks that this husky miss that face discrete appearance Hao Ren does not know whether to laugh or cry: „When my what Houkeng you?!” 看着这个哈士奇姑娘那一脸谨慎的样子郝仁就哭笑不得:“我什么时候坑过你？！” „Because of some people of pits I, Lily will remove removing frequently” in the future, „, moreover previous time you gave me a bottle to deceive me saying that was the jam, I bit open know that in that was the chili oil, you were deceive me to help you decap the lid, on previous time you made me bite open one bottle of black mustard, in previous time you made me bite the beer bottle, in the previous time...... you always took me, when bottle opener, this time you asked insert a false tooth the matter, affirmative must decap child!” “因为经常有人坑我啊,”莉莉往后撤了撤,“而且上次你给我个瓶子骗我说里面是果酱,我咬开了才知道那里面是辣椒油,你就是骗我帮你开瓶盖,上上次你让我咬开一瓶芥末,上上上次你让我咬啤酒瓶,还有上上上上次……你总拿我当起子,这次你都问起镶牙的事儿了,肯定又要开瓶子！” Hao Ren encountered to carefully examine from another three people of swift and fierce vision immediately, but he stared Vivian one: „You look at anything! Opens chili oil that you did not suggest, said that the big dog age good the light to guard the door all day long too wastes can in the kitchen, when bottle opener......” 郝仁登时遭到了来自另外仨人凌厉的目光审视,不过他瞪了薇薇安一眼:“你看什么！开辣椒油那次不还是你建议的么,说大狗牙口好成天光看门太浪费了可以在厨房当起子……” Lily cī the tooth to glower to Vivian immediately, Hao Ren hurrying stands among them explains: „, The aging past event not to mention, changing me will buy to operate the can opener is not good tomorrow. This article by.. First round Lily I told earnestly you, can insert a false tooth to the dog? In fact......” 莉莉顿时呲着牙对薇薇安怒目而视,郝仁慌忙站在俩人中间解释起来:“咳咳,陈年旧事就别提了,改明儿我去买个开罐头刀还不行么。本文由。。首发莉莉我跟你说认真的,能给狗镶牙么？事实上……” He met a situation of accidental/surprised collapse drop piece of tooth to say with the pack of wolves to the people before, after Lily hear, is covering mouth to pull out the cold air/Qi: „Hiss...... sounds is quite sore! Landlord you are really cruel.” 他把之前跟狼群相遇并意外崩掉一片牙的情况给众人说了说,莉莉听完之后捂着嘴抽冷气:“嘶……听上去就好疼！房东你真残忍。” „My that is bit good,” Hao Ren stares, „speaks the truth you to the technology that the dog inserts a false tooth?” “我那是被咬的好么,”郝仁一瞪眼,“说实话你有给狗镶牙的技术没？” „Has this technology not to have this material,” Lily lets go, „which pet hospital do you see to the dog to do to roast the porcelain tooth? This gadget technical difficulty not to mention, the normal dog will not like the sense of mouth, roasting the porcelain tooth made that fine that is also again false. To has that gadget instead adversely to affect the judgment with the Canidae animal that the lackey hunts for frequently.” “有这技术也没这材料啊,”莉莉一摊手,“你见过哪家宠物医院可以给狗做烤瓷牙的？这玩意儿技术难度且不说,正常狗也不会喜欢嘴里的异物感,烤瓷牙弄得再精致那也是假的。对频繁用爪牙捕猎的犬科动物而言有那玩意儿反而影响自己判断力。” Looked Hao Ren that rationally Lily said cannot bear ask her: „How do you understand such clearly?” 看莉莉说的头头是道郝仁就忍不住问她:“你怎么了解这么清楚？” „Before the tooth had fallen one time,” Lily pulls open own corners of the mouth to reveal one row neatly sharp like the small sword pure white small canine. „In childhood fought to collapse the tooth with the tiger, my tooth can regenerate. The words saying that the tiger is really delicious......” “以前牙掉过一次,”莉莉拉开自己的嘴角露出一排整齐锐利如同小刀子般的洁白小尖牙。“小时候跟老虎打架把牙崩掉了,不过我的牙是可以再生的。话说老虎真好吃啊……” The association has such to seem like the human and animals harmless attractive miss to squat on the glade uses the lackey to tear and bite the tiger corpse. The surroundings were one of the blood, Hao Ren cannot bear the back of the head have the goosebumps everywhere, outside this group of people the passing life of lifeform was not really good to go into seriously. 联想起这么个看上去人畜无害的漂亮姑娘蹲在林间空地上用爪牙撕咬着老虎尸体。周围满地是血的一幕,郝仁忍不住后脑勺都起了鸡皮疙瘩,这帮人外生物的过往生活果然都不好深究。 Lily cannot help evidently, but when Hao Ren felt perhaps that help/gang unlucky black wolf can only sip gruel for a lifetime Nangong Wuyue opened the mouth suddenly: „Governs the wound words...... perhaps I to try.” 看样子莉莉是帮不上忙的,不过就在郝仁觉得那帮倒霉黑狼恐怕只能一辈子喝粥的时候南宫五月突然开口了:“治伤的话……或许我可以试试。” The line of sight of people changes to her, Nangong Wuyue is smiling faintly the opens the mouth: „Siren has the cure grief ability, although cannot compare the self- healing of Werewolf is so fierce, but the key can use on others, the long several teeth should not have the issue. I do not know that the lifeform of Plane of Dreams with the real world is the same, too did not affirm that own skill is effective.” 众人的视线转到她身上,南宫五月浅笑着开口了:“海妖有治愈伤痛的能力,虽然比不上狼人的自我愈合那么厉害,但关键是可以用在别人身上,长几颗牙应该还是没问题的。只是我不知道梦位面的生物和现实世界是不是一样,不太肯定自己的本事管不管用。” The people unanimously decided: Managing it spirits. Tried to say again! From now on Nangong Wuyue except for at home, when beside the humidifier were also many a role, she is the medicine box case...... 众人一致决定:管它灵不灵呢。试试再说！今后南宫五月除了在家当加湿器之外又多了个角色,她还是个药匣子…… As the matter stands was all right to explain, was only left over to form a team to enter Plane of Dreams to be good. Hao Ren quick adjusted the conditions in several dormancy cabins under the assistance of Mobile Data Terminal, and will present everyone's energetic frequency registration in the equipment, with the input of last parameter, several „coffin” the top head slid quietly, revealed in the empty crystallization inner container, crystallized in the inner container to glitter the weak fluorescence, seems summoning several users to lie down to try the width of this coffin. 这样一来就没什么事要交待了,只剩下组队进入梦位面就好。郝仁在数据终端的辅助下很快就调节好了几个休眠舱的状态,并将在场所有人的精神频率登记在设备里,随着最后一步参数的输入,几个“棺材”的上盖悄无声息地滑开,露出了里面空荡荡的结晶内胆,结晶内胆中闪烁着微弱的荧光,似乎在召唤着几位用户躺进去试试这棺材的宽窄。 Hao Ren also a little becomes doubtful at heart. Vivian has actually gone into action full of enthusiasm: Before she hugs big bunch of wool blanket bedding are arriving at the dormancy cabin, the hands and feet deft makeshift bed on the ground, no will toss about one softly the coffin bed, after making, looked at Mobile Data Terminal one embarrassed: „. Forgot to ask, like this spread these things not to have the issue?” 郝仁心里还有点犯嘀咕。薇薇安却已经兴致勃勃地行动起来:她抱着一大堆毛毯被褥来到休眠舱前,手脚麻利地铺了进去,没一会就折腾出一个软乎乎的棺材床来,弄完之后还不好意思地看了数据终端一眼:“啊。忘了问,这样铺这些东西没问题吧？” „All right, all functions of dormancy cabin are the non- physical contacts. Making the comfortable point is also good to the body- words saying that your mentality is very open, the average person could not really have thought that puts the quilt in the dormancy cabin.” “没事,休眠舱的所有功能都是非物理接触。弄舒服点对身体也有好处-话说你这个思路还挺开阔的,一般人还真想不到在休眠舱里放被子啊。” „I take this, when bed.” Vivian lies down to try the touch happily, then jumps to call Lily. „big dog goes spare these quilt cushion to bring the building in me, I give you to arrange.” “我就拿这个当床。”薇薇安高高兴兴地躺进去试了试触感,然后跳出来招呼着莉莉。“大狗跟我去把楼上备用的那些被子垫子都拿过来,我给你们都布置一下。” The vampire miss juggles helps the people arrange the dormancy cabin, originally can also depend upon several metal boxes that the technical feeling dilutes a coffin feeling after spreading out the cotton-wadded quilt looks looks like the coffin, Vivian also held big pile of white candles to get down to want by an aesthetic standard of vampire in the coffin outside point, luckily Hao Ren remonstrated with the emperor at risk of death eliminates the exciting vigor of this miss finally. However when the people prepare to lie down Hao Ren realizes an issue suddenly: „Words said that we do prepare to stay for several days in inside, what to do Lil Pea?” 吸血鬼姑娘忙里忙外地帮众人布置休眠舱,本来还能依靠科技感冲淡一点棺材感的几个金属盒子在铺上棉被之后看着更像棺材了,薇薇安还以一个吸血鬼的审美观抱了一大堆白蜡烛下来想在棺材外面点上一圈,幸亏郝仁死谏才总算打消这姑娘的兴奋劲。不过就在众人准备躺进去的时候郝仁突然意识到个问题:“话说咱们准备在里面呆几天,豆豆怎么办？” Lil Pea accompanied her mother( is that pot) is also carried the basement by the people, now is placing on the Vivian short table, the little fellow is poking head to look along from the pot curiously one group of Sirs were busy at work in that hear some people to call oneself name her also to pat the tail to fling a water splash happily, made an effort to beckon to Hao Ren. 豆豆随同她妈(也就是那口锅)也被众人端到了地下室,现在正放在薇薇安的矮桌上,小家伙正从锅沿上探出头来好奇地看着一帮大人在那忙活,听到有人叫自己的名字她还高兴地拍着尾巴甩出一片水花,使劲对郝仁招手。 „Goes in her also belt/bring?” Nangong Wuyue thinks. “把她也带进去？”南宫五月想了想。 Hao Ren looks to Mobile Data Terminal: „Like this ok?” 郝仁看向数据终端:“这样行么？” „Theoretically without issue, but you may result to think that side Plane of Dreams not necessarily has the merpeople, even if there is a merpeople not necessarily is the common species, you hold the lifeform of such fan to appear before the native are very easy to be surrounded by the three types of nuns and six types of worthless occupations for women promotion agency, moreover Lil Pea is so small, in the past, walked to lose by some chance turns the face away by anything eating, died that in Plane of Dreams is really dies.” “理论上没问题,但你可得想好,梦位面那边不一定有人鱼,即使有人鱼也不一定是常见物种,你捧着这么个迷之生物出现在当地人面前很容易被三姑六婆促进会给包围起来,而且豆豆这么小,过去之后万一走丢扭脸就被什么东西给吃了,在梦位面里死掉那可是真死。” Hao Ren looks at the people awkwardly: „Or stays behind takes care of the child personally?” 郝仁为难地看着众人:“要不留下个人照顾孩子？” The people look at each other in blank dismay, no one is willing to miss this time the opportunity of entering Plane of Dreams, moreover they this time go in Hao Ren together have the duty respectively: Vivian is rune/symbol writing the expert, Nangong Wuyue is chaplain, Y’zaks, no matter any situation is the essential gold medal goon, cannot lack such battle efficiency in that risk unknown Plane of Dreams decisively,...... she seemingly has no unique role as for Lily, but this miss is husky, you thought that she can stay at home honestly? Meets this situation she to compare quack remedy also to stick the person! 众人面面相觑,谁都不愿意错过这次进入梦位面的机会,而且他们此次跟郝仁一同进去也是各自有任务的:薇薇安是符文专家,南宫五月是随军牧师,伊扎克斯不管任何情况都是必不可少的金牌打手,在那个风险未知的梦位面是断然不能缺这么个战斗力的,至于莉莉……她貌似倒没什么独特作用,不过这姑娘是个哈士奇,你觉得她能老老实实在家呆着么？遇上这种情况她比狗皮膏药还粘人！ Finally Mobile Data Terminal thinks the half of the day wants to offer advice finally: „Or first puts the refrigerator her?” 最后数据终端想了半天终于想出个主意:“要不先把她搁冰箱？” Hao Ren glowers to this pit goods pda: „Your can't credible one time?” 郝仁对这个坑货pda怒目而视:“你丫的就不能靠谱一次？” „This aircraft was said that made her hibernate!” Mobile Data Terminal yelled, „she had the habit of hibernation in any case, threw in the refrigerator to rest for several days not on the past?” “本机是说让她冬眠！”数据终端大叫起来,“反正她就有冬眠的习性,扔冰箱里睡几天不就过去了？” Hao Ren stares, felt Mobile Data Terminal said is also reasonable, but he looks that little fellow that nimble and resourceful big eyes stare to stare at to shake the head: „It is not good, loves dearly, does not give up.” 郝仁一愣,感觉数据终端说的也有道理,但他看着小家伙那灵动的大眼睛直勾勾盯着自己还是摇了摇头:“不行,心疼,舍不得。” „You a little became the father at this time was aware,” Mobile Data Terminal ahem, „that you are hugging, yourself do not dislike in any case troublesome, but you must ask a thing to install her, that pot is not definitely good, is not convenient, you must look to be easy to carry and have the vessel of cover, must have the cover, preventing the little fellow to jump or be seen in should not the appearance place.” “你这时候倒有点当爹的自觉了,”数据终端哼唧一声,“那你抱着进去吧,反正你自己不嫌麻烦,不过你得找个东西把她装起来,那口锅肯定不行,太不方便,你得找个容易携带而且有盖子的容器,必须有盖子,防止小家伙蹦出来或者在不该露面的地方被人看见。” Hao Ren thinks, ran to go to the kitchen that boiled water with raise the pot to carry greatly: „Puts in this should.” 郝仁想了想,跑去厨房把那个烧水用的大提壶拎了过来:“放这里面应该可以。” „After , but if covers the cover , is Lil Pea afraid what to do?” Nangong Wuyue looks that raises the pot greatly, „rumbles black thump, moreover is so small.” “但万一盖上盖子之后豆豆害怕怎么办？”南宫五月看着那个大提壶,“黑咕隆咚的,而且这么小。” The line of sight of Hao Ren stayed for enough more than ten seconds on Mobile Data Terminal, the latter could not shoulder finally, floated in the pot disheartenedly: „This aircraft is responsible for giving the little fellow, when the galloping-horse lantern played the line...... you is really a room ancestor cannot serve! Served old must serve to be small!” 郝仁的视线在数据终端上停留了足足十几秒,后者才终于扛不住了,丧气地飘进壶里:“本机负责给小家伙当走马灯玩行了吧……你们真是一屋子祖宗伺候不过来的！伺候了老的还要伺候小的！” Nangong Wuyue fills to sail upstream to the canteen, put the small merpeople cautiously, Lil Pea just started also to this grotesque iron kettle some fears, but saw in soaks the discus that can shine(......), she cheers up, starts to seethe Mobile Data Terminal to entertain in the water, Nangong Wuyue explains the little fellow try not to go out through the spiritual connection, and explained the Sirs must manage the proper business, therefore Lil Pea nods very much clever: She now is very intelligent, can understand these things. 南宫五月给水壶灌上水,把小人鱼小心翼翼地放了进去,豆豆刚开始还对这个怪模怪样的铁壶有些害怕,但看到里面泡着个会发光的铁饼(……)之后她就高兴起来,开始在水里翻腾着数据终端自娱自乐,南宫五月通过精神联系交待小家伙尽量不要外出,并且说明了大人们要去办正事,于是豆豆就很乖地点了头:她现在已经很聪明,能理解这些事情了。 „Told you while convenient a recent news, after” and Lil Pea explained the matter, Nangong Wuyue looked at Hao Ren one, „present Lil Pea thinks that this pot was her aunt, you insisted ten million/countless......” “顺便告诉你个新消息,”和豆豆交待完事情之后南宫五月看了郝仁一眼,“现在豆豆认为这个壶是她二姨,你千万坚持住……” Hao Ren: „...... I also insist a yarn! Don't my three views want well? Now has any me to face confidently!” 郝仁:“……我还坚持个毛线！我三观都不要了好么？现在发生啥我都能坦然面对！” „Oh, Lil Pea asked why on my father does not have the cover.” “哦,豆豆问我为什么爸爸头上没有盖子。” Hao Ren: „......”( To be continued..) 郝仁:“……”(未完待续。。)
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