Facts showed that even if the inborn study tyrants not necessarily like doing the homework , but you to make her link like the good child who Goddess of Creation deeply loves the learn/study are doing 28 sets of big topic that will also accumulate the complaint this accumulated the complaint „good child” also while convenient is your mother-in-law, that some received...... 事实证明哪怕天生学霸都不一定就喜欢写作业,像创世女神这样热爱学习的好孩子你让她连着做二十八套大题那也是会积累怨念的而当这个积累了怨念的“好孩子”还顺便是你丈母娘的时候,那就更有的受了…… Often read and this matter, Hao Ren has to sigh the rank relations really tm day that again this group of immortals planted hit to be struck by lightning the general confusion...... 每每念及此事,郝仁就不得不再次感叹这帮长生种的辈分关系真tm天打雷劈一般的混乱…… A moment later, Hao Ren and Lya stood in the entrance of southern suburbs old house. 片刻之后,郝仁和莉亚就站在了南郊老宅子的大门口。 „Oh” Goddess of Creation of small fellow raises head to look at present the old rooms of this quite some years, slightly somewhat elongated the tonality exaggeratingly, „originally you live in this place Ah?” “哦”小个子的创世女神仰头看着眼前这座颇有些年头的老屋,略有些夸张地拉长了音调,“原来你们就住在这个地方啊？” „With the difference that you do imagine?” Hao Ren has been used to Lya this response, „continues your one person to be accidental.” “是不是跟你想象的不一样？”郝仁对莉亚这种反应早就习惯了,“不止你一个人意外的。” „Not is quite same, I also think that you will live in a very big palace, or is the military base and so on place,” Lya nods, „after all you are a Pope, simultaneously the commanders of unmanned aerial vehicle regiment have not thought you live here. Is this recluse spirit?” “是不太一样,我还以为你会住在一个很大的宫殿里,或者是军事基地之类的地方,”莉亚点点头,“毕竟你是个教皇,同时还是无人机军团的指挥官没想到你就住这儿。这算是隐士精神么？” „I lived here,” Hao Ren shrugs, „before Raven 12345 signed the contract lives in this, after changing the work, has not moved. The house, is a keeping out wind and rain place, which more importantly the person, is very happy, wasn't that this that everyone lives here the family/home?” “我本来就住这儿,”郝仁耸耸肩,“跟渡鸦12345签合同之前就住这了,换工作之后也没搬家。房子嘛,就是个遮风挡雨的地方,重要的是人在哪,大家在这里都住的挺开心,那这不就是家了么？” Lya listens silently, the expression on face slightly somewhat is suddenly sigh with emotion: „Yes...... everyone stays together happily is really good......” 莉亚默默听完,脸上的表情突然略有些感慨:“是啊……大家都开开心心地住在一起真好……” Hao Ren looked this situation suddenly a little wants to pull out mouth this really to love to talk about somebody's most vulnerable points, at present this is just with one's family broken up and decimated, past the people almost died a cleanness, Star of Initiation also exploded tiny bits, oneself brain pulled out before her sighed that these did do! 郝仁一看这情况突然有点想抽自己嘴巴这真是哪壶不开提哪壶,眼前这位刚刚家破人亡的,昔日子民差不多死了个干净,创始之星也炸个稀碎,自己脑抽了在她面前感叹这些干啥！ Read and this him hurries to shift the Lya attention: „, Stupidly be not standing in the entrance, at this time everyone should in inside, go to greet I to tell you, Vivian must have a scare by you......” 念及此他赶紧转移莉亚的注意力:“啊,别在门口傻站着了,这时候大家应该都在里面呢,进去打个招呼呗我跟你讲,薇薇安肯定得被你吓一跳……” During speeches he had approached the front door the key, but has not unlocked with enough time, hears behind the gate to transmit one suddenly the sound of footsteps, followed close on the front door one to be entrained, Lily that as excited as smile pestle of illumination before him: „! Landlord you come back! I heard your voice to come in the room a moment ago. How you do not have to open a door in the living room directly, walks from outside......” 说话间他已经把钥匙凑近了大门,不过还没来得及开锁,就突然听到门后边传来一阵噼里啪啦的脚步声,紧跟着大门就被人一把拽开了,莉莉那张兴奋到发光的笑脸杵在他面前:“呀！房东你回来啦！刚才我在屋里都听着你声音来着。你怎么没直接在客厅开个门,是从外面走……” Did not wait for husky miss saying that Hao Ren leaned a body to reveal following Lya: „Oh, I am lead her to come to see.” 不等哈士奇姑娘说完,郝仁就侧开一点身子露出后面的莉亚:“哦,我是带她来看看。” Lily stared in a big way the dog eye immediately: „! Is Lya!!” 莉莉顿时瞪大了狗眼:“哇！是莉亚！！” Said that she hurries to put away by the wall the front door in hand, the make way body give away one saying: „Comes to come in quickly quickly, words saying how you did come?” 说完她就赶紧把手里的大门靠墙放好,闪开身子让出一条道来:“快进来快进来,话说你怎么来了？” Lya looks dumbfounded one side vitality full Lily and was put the front door by her, turns head to show the look of doubts to Hao Ren: „This really not......” 莉亚一愣一愣地看着元气十足的莉莉和被她放到一边的大门,又扭头对郝仁露出疑惑的神色:“这样真的没……” Hao Ren pulls a long face the nod: „Does not have the problem, daily phenomenon.” 郝仁绷着脸点头:“没毛病,日常现象。” Goddess of Creation that the feeling broadens the outlook was welcomed the door like this muddleheaded, entered room's first to see haughty sat on the sofa holds the old devil that the share newspaper is reading earnestly, by the old devil is taking a screw driver to a broken radio is poking the small devil, but Nangong Wuyue of eight claw fish shapes is crawling on the floor of living room, the tentacle terminal volume that the lower part extended 78 cleaning rag and Lil Pea, one side scratched one side tease the child...... 感觉大开眼界的创世女神就这样稀里糊涂地被迎进了房门,进屋第一眼就看到了正大马金刀坐在沙发上捧着份报纸认真研读的老恶魔,老恶魔旁边是正拿个改锥对着一个破收音机戳来戳去的小恶魔,而八爪鱼形态的南宫五月正爬在客厅的地板上,下半身延伸出来的触手末端卷着七八个抹布和一个豆豆,正一边擦地一边逗孩子…… In the living room( adds a fish on these three people at present again), but they suddenly appeared in front Lya give to have a scare, has never thought probably should stay in Plane of Dreams Goddess of Creation will come to drop around suddenly, stared in a big way the eye, the screw driver in Elizabeth was one has not paid attention to poke crookedly, directly that suffocating broken radio holding to putting on...... 客厅里目前就这仨人(再加一条鱼),而他们都被突然出现在面前的莉亚给吓了一跳,大概是从未想过本应该呆在梦位面的创世女神会冷不丁过来串门吧,一个个都瞪大了眼睛,伊丽莎白手里的改锥更是一个没留神戳歪,直接就把那个奄奄一息的破收音机给捅了个对穿…… „...... Hello,” Lya a little raises the hand to greet awkwardly, „I come to see.” “啊……大家好,”莉亚有点尴尬地举起手打个招呼,“我就是来看看。” Hao Ren flashed to solve the awkwardness of Lya from behind at this time luckily: „Was the mass projection we just came back from Raven 12345 that the Lya mass projection also a little time, led her to have a look.” 幸好这时候郝仁从后面闪过来解了莉亚的尴尬:“是质量投影我们刚从渡鸦12345那回来,莉亚的质量投影还有点时间,就带她过来看看了。” At this time the door of kitchen was opened suddenly, was Hessiana of apron was walking from inside, the small bat fine half body is moistening the bread flour, does not know before , is doing. She is hears the sound in living room to come out to have a look, at this time saw the room center seemingly is accepting Lya that all the people surround, on the face shows the curious look immediately: „Are you which?” 这时候厨房的门突然被人一把推开,系着围裙的海瑟安娜从里面走了出来,小蝙蝠精半个身子都沾着面粉,也不知道之前是在干啥。她是听见客厅里的动静才出来看看的,这时候一眼就看到了房间中央貌似正接受全民围观的莉亚,脸上顿时露出好奇神色:“你是哪位？” Several in living room also think how suddenly not good to explain, simultaneously opens the mouth talked at once: „Is the friend. Is the deity. Is the partner. Is your grandmother......” 客厅里的几位一时间也想不好该怎么解释,同时开口的时候七嘴八舌:“是朋友。是神仙。是合作伙伴。是你姥姥……” Also does not know that who finally this was said that shouts in any case all of a sudden Hessiana has not heard clearly, finally Hao Ren wait/etc. everyone were after peaceful, mouth that opened: „She is called Lya, is Vivian......” 也不知道最后这条是谁说的,反正一下子嚷嚷起来海瑟安娜是一个都没听清,最后还是郝仁等大家安静下来之后开的口:“她叫做莉亚,是薇薇安的……” Finally his words have not said that side Hessiana seems to have seen Enemy of the people to adopt the fight stance all of a sudden: „Is what of Sir Vivian? I you told that you leave casually get the person toward the family/home in! My this had not acknowledged that completely you are my father you leave draw the relative to me randomly!!” 结果他这头话还没说完,海瑟安娜那边已经仿佛看见阶级敌人般唰一下子摆出了战斗姿态:“是薇薇安大人的什么？我跟你说你别随便往家里领人啊！我这还没完全承认你是我爸呢你别乱给我拉亲戚！！” After Hao Ren, half a word words choked directly forcefully in the bronchial tube, watched movies experience he definitely unable to judge that by his limited domestic-made soap opera what gadget at this moment brain of this small bat essence in the millisecond made up, but stuffily those who made his chest pant after was Hessiana this bear child says words type that did the exchange way that the father and between the rebel period daughters the undercurrent surged where hit comes? Did small bat this just stay for two days to ascend the sky at home? 郝仁后半句话就直接这么硬生生噎死在支气管里了,以他那有限的国产电视剧观影经验此刻他完全无法判断这个小蝙蝠精在千分之一秒内到底都脑补了些什么玩意儿,而更让他胸闷气短的是海瑟安娜这熊孩子说的话这种后爸和叛逆期女儿之间暗流涌动的交流方式是打哪来的？小蝙蝠这刚在家住了两天就要上天是吧？ However considering young on Lya semblance, the crisis that in the Hessiana mind flashes through felt that the bottom is anything as if could not guess correctly...... 不过考虑到莉亚外表上的年幼,海瑟安娜脑海里闪过的危机感到底是啥似乎也不是猜不到…… But at this time Vivian also heard the sound in living room obviously, she also followed to push the door to walk in Hessiana behind: „What's wrong? Did Hao Ren come back?” 而这时候薇薇安显然也听到了客厅里的动静,她在海瑟安娜身后也跟着推门走了出来:“怎么了？郝仁回来了？” Is speaking she to see face confused stands in living room central Lya, immediately one startled: „How did you come?” 说着话她就看到了正一脸蒙圈站在客厅中央的莉亚,顿时一惊:“啊你怎么来了？” „Is the mass projection,” Hao Ren also spoke the words, „I lead her to drop around, but Hessiana seemingly had a misunderstanding......” “是质量投影,”郝仁又把刚才的话说了一遍,“我带她来串串门,不过海瑟安娜貌似产生了点误会……” The small bat essence looked Vivian oneself with the appearance that Lya quite winds ripe, immediately was vigilant the heart rose on all fronts the wind red rank, is staring to point at Lya: „Sir Vivian, you really knows this person Ah?!” 小蝙蝠精一看薇薇安本人都跟莉亚相当熟络的样子,顿时警惕心都上升到了全线飙红的级别,瞪着眼睛指着莉亚:“薇薇安大人,你真的认识这个人啊？！” „Naturally must know,” Hao Ren hehe one happy, „she is the Vivian creator.” “当然得认识,”郝仁嘿嘿一乐,“她是薇薇安的创造者啊。” Hessiana is forking the waist: „Has not asked you!” 海瑟安娜叉着腰:“没问你！” Vivian has a headache is rubbing the forehead: „What he said is really says logically, this is my mother.” 薇薇安头疼地揉着脑门:“但他说的是真的从逻辑上讲,这是我妈。” Hao Ren had started to think at this time how should ease up the atmosphere to give everyone to mediate while convenient, actually saw that side Vivian finishes speaking, Hessiana a shadow has flown high to cross the most living room, falls in front of Lya all of a sudden, pū passed one to kneel that held the Lya leg sentiment profound meaning to cut: „Grandmother!!” 郝仁这时候已经开始想着该怎么缓和现场气氛顺便给每一个人打圆场了,却看到薇薇安那边话音刚落,海瑟安娜已经一道黑影般凌空越过大半个客厅,唰一下子就落在莉亚面前,噗通一声就跪那了,抱着莉亚的腿情深意切:“姥姥！！” „Rips”, the newspaper in Y’zaks divides into two. “撕拉”一声,伊扎克斯手里的报纸一分为二。 Bountiful at Hao Ren team group of fellow usually experienced degrees, has not seen to pass away also has this show operation...... 饶是以郝仁团队这帮家伙平常见多识广的程度,都未曾见过世间还有这种骚操作…… Hao Ren one group of children have not seen, Lya that has not seen, Goddess of Creation at this time the whole person was confused, looked down is holding small bat fine entire a half minute of a few words of thigh not to say obstinately, looked up in the Vivian time look on two words: Is this child intelligence all right? Her which Ah? 郝仁一帮子没见过,莉亚那就更没见过了,创世女神这时候整个人都是蒙圈的,低头看着正在抱自己大腿的小蝙蝠精整整半分钟愣是一句话都没说出来,抬头看着薇薇安的时候眼神里就两句话:这孩子智力没事吧？她哪位啊？ Vivian does not know whether to laugh or cry spreads out the hand: „This is I with you have raised Hessiana, is my ‚daughter’, in childhood was selected the stimulation......” 薇薇安哭笑不得地摊开手:“这就是我跟你提过的海瑟安娜,算是我的‘女儿’,小时候受过点刺激……” They also completed the look exchange...... 她们也完成了眼神交流…… However the good and evil is to also see the lord of great storms, the Lya god will quickly have gotten back from now on, and first felt that small bat fine that „grandmother” listens to very improper this to put in god is an elementary student, other did not say that the chest did not have to be long, at this time „grandmother” determined the nature of one, what to do that won't grow in the future? 不过好歹也是见过大风大浪的主,莉亚愣神过后还是很快恢复过来,并且第一时间感觉小蝙蝠精的那一句“姥姥”听着非常不妥这搁在神界自己还是个小学生呢,别的不说胸都还没长出来,这时候就被人一个“姥姥”定了性,那将来不发育了怎么办？ Therefore Lya throws out the chest, makes an effort to pull out the leg while educates the small bat very much seriously: „Does not permit to call the grandmother, called Lya...... the elder sister, un, most can only call Elder Sister Lya!” 于是莉亚一挺胸,一边使劲把腿抽出来一边很严肃地教育小蝙蝠:“不准叫姥姥,叫莉亚……姐姐,嗯,最多只能叫莉亚姐姐！” Hao Ren heard this really unable to bear, the squint looks at this Goddess of Creation: „, This was too much, Vivian must call you Lya, now the Vivian unmarried girl also calls your older sister, your here youth spirited was good, how did we discuss?” 郝仁听到这实在忍不住了,斜眼看着这个创世女神:“咳咳,这有点过了吧,薇薇安得叫你莉亚也就罢了,现在薇薇安的闺女还叫你姐姐,你这边青春昂扬是挺好,我们怎么论呐？” Lya thinks that feels like also reasonable, then lowered the head pondered over relationship earnestly: „Or...... did you call my maternal aunt?” 莉亚想想感觉好像也有道理,便低头认真琢磨了一下关系式:“那要不……你叫我姨妈？” ...... …… After several minutes, the family then harmony happiness encircled in the living room, warm entertained core figure naturally was Lya. 几分钟后,一大家子便其乐融融地在客厅里围成了一圈,被热情招待的核心人物自然就是莉亚。 Considering Lya this was the first time Surface World, the people who Hao Ren basically can call gives to call, the Nangong parents closed to hurry back to join in the fun the restaurant temporarily can see the name brand goddess not to support in their words easily, that group of old man old women went to the restaurant in any case are also one plate of shelled peanuts sit two hours, the restaurant opened with old cadre activity center, might as well took a break a Saint to be meaningful ahead of time. 考虑到莉亚这是头一次来表世界,郝仁这边基本上能叫的人都给叫了过来,就连南宫爹妈都暂时把饭馆关门赶了回来凑热闹用他们的话说就是能见着个正牌女神挺不容易,反正那帮老头老太太去饭馆也就是一碟花生米坐俩钟头,饭馆开的跟老干部活动中心似的,还不如提前打烊回来面圣有意义。 However Hao Ren thought that they are join in the fun really want to look goddess where has what difficulty, on the supermarket approves box instant noodles to look for Hao Ren to press the standard of offering sacrifice to heaven to go to the god country to look for Raven 12345 directly to chat, that goods idle in any case all day long very much...... 不过郝仁觉得他们就是来凑热闹而已真想看女神哪有什么困难的,上超市批一箱子方便面来找郝仁就能直接按着祭天的标准去神国找渡鸦12345唠嗑,反正那货成天闲得很…… However although it is so, can many several people join in the fun the matter that actually Hao Ren wishes for earnestly, because he is very clear, Lya now this necessary lively. 但是话虽这么说,能多几个人来凑热闹却正是郝仁求之不得的事情因为他很清楚,莉亚现在就需要这样的热闹。 She needs to make one to be noisy like this. 她太需要这样闹一闹了。 Considering Goddess of Creation had just experienced matter, although she depended upon the gods powerful psychological quality to shoulder, but if can make her alleviate the pressure, that always compared anything not to do to be better. 考虑到创世女神刚刚经历过的事情,虽然她依靠神明强大的心理素质扛了过去,但如果能让她纾解一下压力的话,那总比什么都不做要好。 Looks that Hessiana collects in the appearance that side Lya asks this and that has fallen back on circle outside Hao Ren unable to bear silently breathes a sigh of relief in a soft voice, although is always annoys the troublesome small bat essence, but had her to add to the chaos here at this time also is really a very lucky matter. 看着海瑟安娜凑在莉亚身旁问这问那的模样,已经默默退到圈子外面的郝仁忍不住轻声舒了口气,虽然是个总惹麻烦的小蝙蝠精,但这时候有她在这儿添乱还真是件挺幸运的事。 Nangong Sanba also fell back on by Hao Ren, looks at present the appearance of harmony happiness, he whispered low voice: „I said, we really didn't tell her ‚big maternal aunt’ what meaning are?” 南宫三八也退到了郝仁旁边,看着眼前其乐融融的模样,他小声嘀咕起来:“我说,咱们真的不告诉她‘大姨妈’是啥意思？” „A big maternal aunt word it problem does not have!” Hao Ren selects the eyebrow, „, moreover did you tell her?” “大姨妈这词儿本身一点毛病都没有好么！”郝仁一挑眉毛,“而且你去告诉她？” „...... That is considers as finished.” “……那还是算了。” ( Pushes the book that a friend writes, «Huaxia of Food Saint Rebirth», old bird new waistcoat, and how looks at the milk anti- =. = everyone whose book wild can support) (推一本朋友写的书,《重生之华夏食圣》,老鸟新马甲,且看奶抗如何=。=大家有谁书荒了可以去支持一下)