RUC :: Volume #2

#145: When the nanny is quite difficult

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In the living room, the original three people encircle one pile to study the small merpeople, now turned into four people: Vivian was just involved, after hearing the origin of this little fellow she is dumbfounded: „Was this hatched a moment ago?” 客厅中,原先仨人围成一堆研究小人鱼,现在变成了四个人:薇薇安刚刚才加入其中,在听说了这个小家伙的来历之后她目瞪口呆:“这是刚才孵出来的？” „She boils,” Hao Ren referred to squatting innocent on the sofa uses Lily of foot flexure face, lifted the arm to hint itself to be stucked by some tiny tot, „this fellow has worked as her mother me completely, anyone of you tries to find the solution.” “她煮出来的,”郝仁指了指一脸无辜正蹲在沙发上用脚丫子挠脸的莉莉,又抬抬胳膊示意自己正被某个小不点黏住,“这家伙已经完全把我当她妈了,你们谁来想想办法。” Vivian puts out a hand to pat the tail of small merpeople curiously, the latter courage is big, does not dodge completely does not evade, but when Vivian tries grasps from the Hao Ren bosom actually to encounter the latter vigorous resistance the little fellow: That tail flings the momentum to be astonishing, hits on ten thousand years of vampire without hesitation, has a scare Vivian. 薇薇安好奇地伸手过去摸摸小人鱼的尾巴,后者胆子已经大起来,完全不闪不避,但当薇薇安试图把小家伙从郝仁怀里抓出来的时候却遭到后者激烈的反抗:那条尾巴甩起来噼里啪啦声势惊人,打在万年吸血鬼手上都毫不犹豫的,把薇薇安吓了一跳。 „From this, Hao Ren was pulling the corners of the mouth a moment ago” reluctantly, „just started also wants a roaming meeting in the basin, but after the roaming is tired, came my here to lie, you looked, did not let go completely.” “从刚才就这样,”郝仁无奈地扯着嘴角,“刚开始的时候还愿意自己在盆里游一会,但游累之后就来我这儿趴着了,你看,完全不松手。” The small merpeople curls up the tail to shrink slightly in the Hao Ren arm is curved, stares the greatly curious eye to take a look at the surrounding strangers, she is an adaptive faculty quite strong young child, moreover can feel that periphery the atmosphere changes, just arrived at a strange environment or saw stranger time she seems exceptionally anxious, so long as has not met the danger in a short time, the courage of this little fellow will become very greatly, now she has not feared the surrounding person and thing completely, but is looking at all around surprisedly, why as if will be curious other person not long tail. 小人鱼微微蜷着尾巴缩在郝仁胳膊弯里,瞪大好奇的眼睛打量着周围的陌生人们,她是一个适应力相当强的幼崽,而且很能感觉到周围气氛变化,刚来到一个陌生环境或者见到陌生人的时候她显得异常紧张,但只要短时间内没有遇上危险,这个小家伙的胆子就会变得非常大,现在她已经完全不怕周围的人和事物,只是在惊奇地看着四周,似乎在好奇为什么其他人都没有长尾巴。 The tiny tots stayed honestly a meeting, but when Hao Ren is thinking diligently can make her little darling return to the basin with what means again she actually jumped suddenly on own initiative, then jumps on the tea table randomly. Starting to send out one type to be sharper than before, cry that but in chaos is unable to distinguish as before. 小不点就这么老老实实地呆了一会,但就在郝仁努力想着用什么办法才能让她再次乖乖回到盆里的时候她却突然主动跳了出去,然后在茶几上啪嗒啪嗒地乱蹦。开始发出一种比之前更加尖利、但依旧乱七八糟无法分辨的叫声来。 „This how this how?” Hao Ren gives to make to be thrown into confusion all of a sudden, he goes forward to make the little fellow peaceful the result actually only to make her noisily more ominous. Lily and the others also give to have a scare to hurry to go forward to help, but the scene who has to consider the experience of child. Immediately in the living room one is in chaotic situation. The little fellows noticed that the surrounding person is so lively even more is instead excited, as if must manifest rallying point is screaming. Nangong Wuyue thinks that this tiny tot is the dehydration is too long is uncomfortable, then made a small water ball to sweep to sweep off on the merpeople, afterward threw in the little fellow the washbasin simply forcefully, but this no matter used, instead was also almost nipped one, Lily was makes faces longs to the small merpeople flexure tail teases her to be happy, finally frightened unbearably the tiny tot. Finally Vivian responded: „Should not be hungry?” “这怎么了这怎么了？”郝仁一下子给弄得手忙脚乱,他上前想让小家伙安静下来结果却只能让她越闹越凶。莉莉等人也给吓了一跳赶紧上前帮忙,但现场谁有照顾小孩子的经验啊。顿时客厅里就一阵鸡飞狗跳。小家伙看到周围人这么热闹反而愈发兴奋,似乎要体现自己号召力似的更加大声嚷嚷着。南宫五月以为这个小不点是脱水太久不舒服,便弄了个小水球在人鱼身上扫来扫去,后来又干脆强行把小家伙扔到水盆里,但这都不管用,反而还差点被咬了一口,莉莉则又是扮鬼脸又是给小人鱼挠尾巴想逗她开心,结果把小不点吓得够呛。最后还是薇薇安反应过来:“该不会是饿了吧？” A few words reminded the people, they then think that the newly-born young child was easiest hungry. However Hao Ren and other three crude person guardians looked at each other in blank dismay the half of the day to realize a difficult problem: „What...... does the merpeople eat?” 一句话提醒了众人,他们这才想起来刚出生的幼崽是最容易饿的。不过郝仁和其他仨半吊子监护人面面相觑了半天意识到有个难题:“……人鱼吃啥？” „Do not visit me,” Nangong Wuyue beckons with the hand, „I am Siren, moreover is hybrid Siren, I drank the milk in childhood.” “你们别看我,”南宫五月摆摆手,“我是海妖,而且还是个混血海妖,我小时候喝奶的。” The Lily head pulled out pulling out as always: „Do you have the milk?” 莉莉脑袋一如既往地抽了抽:“那你有奶么？” People: „......” 众人:“……” „Goes to the refrigerator eating the thing same takes, in whose but also room has between -meal snack and so on to take, one by one trial,” Hao Ren displays itself the dignity as trump card guardian, stands on the sofa bold side unyielding. „Moreover other seem like the thing that can eat also takes, perhaps this merpeople that came from the different world must eat anything. Lily puts your doing a lot of talking stick, you thought that such small little thing can bite that gadget?” “去冰箱把吃的东西一样拿点,还有谁屋里有零食之类都拿出来,挨个试,”郝仁发挥自己身为王牌监护人的威严,站在沙发上挥斥方遒。“另外其他看起来好像可以吃的东西也都拿出来,说不定这个从异世界来的人鱼要吃啥。莉莉把你的磨牙棒放回去,你觉得这么小的小东西能咬动那玩意儿？” The people dispersed instantly return to various rooms to look for food to go respectively, Hao Ren thinks. Recalls in the room also half box biscuits, therefore runs to take. The small merpeople seemed like was really at this time hungry, was busy kicking on the tea table also no longer sticks the person. Saw that Hao Ren runs off she also to understand probably this is must go to look for food to oneself, but stares the big eye to gaze. Has not actually been jumping with. 众人一哄而散各回各屋找食物去了,郝仁想了想。记起自己屋里也有半盒子饼干,于是跑回去拿。小人鱼这时候好像是真的饿了,忙着在茶几上扑腾也不再粘人。看到郝仁跑开她好像也理解这是要去给自己找食物,只是瞪大眼睛目送。却没有蹦着跟上来。 Hao Ren runs back the room hurriedly, found the day before yesterday leftovers half box biscuit under the writing desk. If by any chance after he runs back the living room, actually saw by one that own heart almost stops: A black and white tabby cat is smelling the small merpeople on the tea table curiously, but latter correct use that toothpick same young arm small hand pokes the nose of cat completely ignorant! 郝仁风风火火跑回自己屋,在写字台上找到了前天吃剩下的半盒子饼干。但等他跑回客厅之后却看到了让自己心脏差点都停掉的一幕:一只黑白花猫正在茶几上好奇地嗅着小人鱼,而后者懵然无知地正用那牙签一样的小胳膊小手去戳猫的鼻子！ Hao Ren with very long useless the big voice roared: „Roll!” 郝仁用很久没用过的大嗓门吼了一声:“滚！” The heaven testified, since this cat thinks after oneself were „Roll”, Hao Ren very long has not shouted this character loudly. 老天作证,自从这只猫以为自己叫“滚”之后郝仁已经很久没这么大声喊过这个字了。 „Roll” hears this to shout, immediately lets loose has arrived at the fish of own mouth, flees to rub in high spirits to the Hao Ren under foot: It thinks that the master asked himself definitely to serve a meal loudly. “滚”听到这一声喊,立刻放开已经到自己嘴边的鱼,兴冲冲地窜到郝仁脚下蹭起来:它以为主人这么大声叫自己肯定是开饭了。 Hao Ren saw that the fish baby in not far away also haunches the body to pat the tail to notify oneself very much energetic, this relaxes slightly, pulled out two biscuits to throw to the kitten conveniently, placed on the biscuit box the tea table, this pointed at the small merpeople to introduce with „Roll”: „Listening, this is my new tenant, strict? Bans? Eats? She!!” 郝仁看到不远处的鱼宝宝还很精神地撑起身子拍着尾巴跟自己打招呼,这才稍微松口气,顺手掏了两块饼干扔给小猫,把饼干盒子放在茶几上,这才指着小人鱼跟“滚”介绍:“听着,这是咱家新房客,严?禁?吃?她！！” Front has said that „Roll” is clever, moreover so many years it already very familiar Hao Ren „work”, even can understand „tenant” two characters is what meaning, therefore so long as in the past Hao Ren introduced that it knows in this big house will have the rookie to share its kingdom. But this time it actually revealed the appearance of delay, this cat stupidly looks on the tea table that grotesque fish, the expression on face seems like three views to be under the impact ordinary, it gawked the half of the day not to understand why the master decided must treat as the new tenant a fish. 前面已经说过,“滚”是通灵性的,而且这么多年它已经很熟悉郝仁的“工作”,甚至能听懂“房客”两个字是什么意思,所以往常只要郝仁介绍一下它就会知道这座大房子里将会有新人来分享它的王国。但这次它却露出了呆滞的模样,这只猫傻乎乎地看着茶几上那条怪模怪样的鱼,脸上的表情好像是三观受到冲击一般,它楞了半天都没想明白为什么主人决定要把一条鱼当做新房客。 Moreover what is more important is- has not permitted it to eat. 而且更重要的是-还不准它吃。 „You cannot eat this fish in any case were good,” Hao Ren really does not know how should to a cat explain this type can let the matter that the person three views do not guarantee, does not know that under him the order is effective to a cat, can only stress over and over, „you must dare to eat her, I take you to throw to the back street steamed bean-jam bun.” “反正你记着这条鱼不能吃就行了,”郝仁实在不知道该怎么跟一只猫解释这种能让人都三观不保的事情,更不知道他下的命令对一只猫而言管不管用,只能再三强调,“你要敢吃她,我就拿你扔给后街豆包。” „Steamed bean-jam bun” is a back street fierce dog, plump and sturdy like steamed bean-jam bun, before Lily arrives at this street is the entire southern suburbs dog king, is lawless „Roll” enemy of only true fear, although the steamed bean-jam bun has stepped down to the second line to degenerate into local separatism in the southern suburbs dog country now( new dog king is Lily), but its remaining prestige still on, this street four legs walks all fears it. A Hao Ren these words saying, „Roll” finally did not have any comment, it lowers the head, licks the claw to pretend anything not to know: This is it expressed tactfully „you are eldest child” performance. “豆包”是后街一条悍犬,膘肥体壮如同豆包,在莉莉来到这条街之前是整个南郊的狗大王,也是无法无天的“滚”唯一真正害怕的敌人,虽然现在豆包已经在南郊狗国里退居二线沦为地方割据(新的犬王是莉莉),但它余威犹在,这条街上四条腿走路的无一不怕它。郝仁这句话一说,“滚”终于没了任何意见,它低头呜噜一声,舔着爪子装作什么都不知道:这是它委婉表示“你是老大”的表现。 The intelligent reader has discovered, actually above presented a promoting and constraining mutually atlas: Roll to subdue|grams Lily, Lily to subdue|grams steamed bean-jam bun, steamed bean-jam bun to subdue|grams Roll- no matter this to whom probably is a sad story. 想必聪明的读者已经发现了,其实上面出现了一个相生相克的图谱:滚克莉莉,莉莉克豆包,豆包克滚-这不管对谁而言好像都是个悲伤的故事。 At this time Lily they also took all kinds of between-meal snack to come out from the room, three people heard a Hao Ren roar a moment ago, at this time saw in the living room „Roll” naturally can guess correctly that what happened, Vivian inspires: „Quite floating, almost forgot in the family/home to have the cat!” 这时候莉莉她们也从屋里拿着各式各样的零食出来,刚才三人都听到了郝仁一声吼,这时候看见客厅里的“滚”当然能猜到发生了什么事,薇薇安吸了口气:“好悬,差点忘了家里有猫！” „Later the limelight, this was too dangerous,” Hao Ren has a lingering fear, he looks to Nangong Wuyue, „words saying when the merpeople can grow up? Is always insufficient for a lifetime is so long?” “以后注意点吧,这太危险了,”郝仁心有余悸,他看向南宫五月,“话说人鱼什么时候才能长大？总不至于一辈子只有这么长吧？” „Wanted me to say many, I was Siren! Moreover is the viviparity!” Nangong Wuyue was tossed about by this issue quickly insanely, „you call back from the dead to make also Anderson the ratio to ask that I am credible!” “要我说多少遍,我是海妖！而且是胎生的！”南宫五月都快被这个问题折腾疯了,“你就是把安徒生招魂弄过来也比问我靠谱好么！” Assorted food of water places in front of the small merpeople quickly, all kinds of anything has, the Hao Ren half box biscuit is also simplest, what Nangong Wuyue brings is the squid catgut squid does the salty fish fillet and so on seafood, although Vivian is poor, but there is Hao Ren to raise the present also to cross on did not need to worry about food or clothing the life, what she brought was usually makes several types of small desserts that personally, between -meal snack that Lily took is most sumptuous: Shrimp strip cooked rice crust candied fritter, spicy strip shrimp slices popcorn, even one package of dog grains...... 一水的各色食物很快摆放在小人鱼面前,五花八门什么都有,郝仁的半盒子饼干还算是最朴素的,南宫五月拿来的是鱿鱼丝鱿鱼干咸鱼片之类的海鲜,薇薇安虽然穷,但有郝仁养着现在也过上了衣食无忧的生活,她拿来的是自己平常亲手做的几样小点心,莉莉拿出来的零食则最为丰盛:虾条锅巴萨其马,辣条虾片爆米花,甚至还有一包狗粮…… „Aha...... wants to attempt,” Lily collects the dog grain embarrassed, „words saying that the flavor is good.” “啊哈哈……只是想尝试一下,”莉莉不好意思地收起狗粮,“不过话说味道还不错诶。” The people disassemble to place in front of the small merpeople between -meal snack, the latter immediately spent the eye between this big pile of colorful sacks and small dishes, she looks at the material of fan these sent out various strange flavors surprisedly, as if absolutely did not have to think an own restless meeting must come so many things. However on such that such as Hao Ren is worried about: The merpeople from different world as if not eat the human conventional food...... 众人把零食拆开放在小人鱼面前,后者顿时在这一大堆花花绿绿的包装袋和小碟子之间花了眼,她惊奇不已地看着这些散发出各种奇怪味道的迷之物质,似乎完全没想到自己一番闹腾会要来这么多东西。不过就如郝仁所担心的那样:来自异世界的人鱼似乎并不吃人类的常规食物…… The small merpeople grasps the small biscuit, bit two bah bah to spit, grasped the spicy strip, heard was then afraid to throw one side, held the marble-shaped chocolate to look at for quite a while, probably thinks that this cannot eat, finally when the people soon gave up this little fellow discovered finally thing that oneself were interested in: Before she arrives at a dish small dessert that Vivian carries, heard then pats the tail happily, then...... 小人鱼抓起小饼干,咬了两口呸呸吐掉,抓起辣条,闻了一下便害怕地扔到一旁,捧着巧克力豆看了半天,好像认为这个不可以吃,最后在众人都快要放弃的时候这个小家伙才终于发现了自己感兴趣的东西:她来到薇薇安端出来的一碟子小点心前,闻了一下便高兴地拍起尾巴,然后…… Ate the chopsticks happily.( To be continued..) 开心地吃起了筷子。(未完待续。。)
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