RUC :: Volume #14

#1393: One -and-a-halfyears old

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Hao Ren pinches Vivian to give own form to walk on the street, and with the magic transforms with Lily that looks around for Lolisa of human shape again, the latter the first time is saw the Earth human daily life scene, therefore seems especially curious, although acting with constraint in bone makes her be insufficient with Lily to ignore the image same, may be unable to bear the look float to flutter, all on this street make her especially fresh. 郝仁捏着薇薇安交给自己的单子走在街上,身后跟着一路东张西望的莉莉和重新用魔法幻化为人类形态的洛丽萨,后者是第一次看到地球人类日常的生活场景,因此显得格外好奇,尽管骨子里的矜持让她不至于和莉莉一样不顾形象,可还是忍不住眼神飘来飘去,这条街上的一切都让她格外新鲜。 Hao Ren turn head looked at their one eyes, somewhat asked Lily funnily: „Words said that you are not must give the steamed bean-jam bun to make the counseling, how to follow I to take to the streets?” 郝仁回头看了俩人一眼,有些好笑地问莉莉:“话说你不是还要去给豆包做心理辅导么,怎么跟着我上街来了？” „Doesn't worry, that goods had been caught up with over half a month in any case, is counseling not eagerly two days of this day,” Lily is beckoning with the hand again and again, „rare Lolisa comes Earth to visit, I accompany her to window-shop.” “不着急不着急,反正那货已经被赶出来大半个月了,就是心理辅导也不急于这一天两天的,”莉莉连连摆着手,“难得洛丽萨来地球参观嘛,我陪她逛逛街喽。” „The person who wants to stroll is yourself,” Hao Ren could not bear slantingly this husky fine one eyes, as the saying goes raised the dog to dawdle, raises husky that unable to exempt, this goods usually entangled the person to accompany her to go out all day take a stroll, was saying window-shopped, but Hao Ren thought each time was goes out dawdles her to go, „right, Lolisa, first time window-shopped on Earth, how felt?” “想逛的人是你自己吧,”郝仁忍不住斜了这个哈士奇精一眼,俗话说养狗得遛,养个哈士奇那就更不能免了,这货平常就整天缠着人陪她出门溜达,说着是逛街,但郝仁每次都觉得是出门遛她去了,“对了,洛丽萨,头一次在地球上逛街,感觉咋样？” „Very lively, liveliness that but has not imagined,” Lolisa said, „I listen to you to describe on Earth has 7 billion population at least the time has a scare, but also thinks how here is crowded planet, but seems like also similar to the Holletta kings.” “很热闹,但还没有想象的那么繁华,”洛丽萨实打实地说道,“我听你描述地球上起码有七十亿人口的时候被吓了一跳,还以为这里是个怎样拥挤的星球,可是看上去也就跟霍尔莱塔王都差不多啊。” Hao Ren smiles: „7 billion population have has sparsely densely, the place that I live in calculates the suburb, the population has no way to compare with the city, next time will lead you to go to the town center to stroll, you know that the population crisis was any meaning.” 郝仁笑了笑:“七十亿人口也有疏有密嘛,我住的这地方算郊区,人口跟市里面没法比,下次带你去市中心逛逛,那你就知道人口危机是啥意思了。” „Population crisis...... has not thought that you will have this view,” Lolisa shows some looks of longing suddenly, „past magic empire prosperous time, on our planet also crowded about 10 billion population, the city that we construct can enter the clouds, even the seabed lays down the immigration metropolis that can revolve continually, but this was still insufficient the population of dealing with inflates unceasingly, therefore we even cultivated/repaired on moon...... that time everyone to think that the colony our civilizations are irresistible, moreover quick will fire into the universe deep space...... ” “人口危机么……没想到你们也会有这个说法,”洛丽萨突然露出有些怀念的神色,“当年魔法帝国鼎盛的时候,我们一颗星球上也拥挤了近百亿的人口,我们修建的城市能直入云霄,甚至就连海底都铺设着能持续运转的移民都市,但这仍然不足以应对不断膨胀的人口,所以我们甚至把殖民地修到了月亮上……那时候所有人都觉得我们的文明已经势不可挡,而且很快就会冲向宇宙深空……唉。” Lily hears the sigh later sudden eye of Lolisa one bright, immediately shakes the arm of opposite party happily: „Aii, I suddenly discovered that we should be work together!” 莉莉听到洛丽萨的感叹之后突然眼睛一亮,顿时高兴地晃晃对方的胳膊:“哎哎,我突然发现咱俩应该算同事诶！” „Colleague?” The Lolisa doubts look that this it is said is the fellow who husky cultivates to become a ghost, „are you also a queen?” “同事？”洛丽萨疑惑地看着这个据说是哈士奇修炼成精的家伙,“你也是女王？” „I am also first an sovereign!” Lily looks specially happy, „my ancestors were Captain Demon Hunter are coming, then died, your ancestors were Elven Queen are coming, then your landscape did not have, therefore we calculated ‚first sovereign’. Oh, you are the replica of Elven Queen, but you remember to be the same, therefore almost one meaning.” “我也是先皇啊！”莉莉看上去特别高兴,“我上辈子是猎魔人首领来着,然后死了,你上辈子是精灵女王来着,然后你江山没了,所以咱俩都算‘先皇’。哦,你是精灵女王的复制体,但你俩记忆一样,所以差不多一个意思。” Lolisa: „......” 洛丽萨:“……” Indeed „first is sovereign” an occupation? 敢情“先皇”还是个职业呢？ But at this time Lily had then sighed: „Oh, really must say that my ancestors also never did not have extravagantly, in the past I was the Demon Hunter eldest child, although our day painstakingly, but at least every day except for not going to war anything was not dry like other races, whom we did not incur not to annoy near the arctic circle who is living, at least mixed to have plenty of food and clothing. Afterward obtained a different space named Kerpos, the territory also had all of a sudden, the house also had, became the energy, at that time was also everyone who did not limit the quantity thinks that Demon Hunter must soar, has not actually thought...... ” 而这时候莉莉已经接着感叹起来:“唉,真要说起来我上辈子又何尝没有阔过,当年我可是猎魔人的老大,我们日子虽然苦了点吧,但至少不像其他种族一样每天除了打仗啥都不干,我们就在北极圈附近不招谁不惹谁地活着,起码混个饱暖。后来得到个叫做科尔珀斯的异空间,一下子领地也有了,房子也有了,就连能源都成不限量的了,那时候也是所有人都以为猎魔人就要一飞冲天,却没想到……唉。” Then they sighed with one voice: „Our landscape...... did not have......” 然后俩人就异口同声地叹息:“朕的江山啊……就那么没了……” Hao Ren fell place in side hear of goose fleshes of: „Ok the line, your also sighed that suddenly Lolisa others sighed the past landscape was excusable, Lily you followed to join in the fun, can you also really record the ancestors the matter to be inadequate?” 郝仁在旁边听的鸡皮疙瘩掉了一地:“行了啊行了啊,你俩这还突然感叹起来了洛丽萨人家感叹当年的江山还情有可原,莉莉你跟着凑啥热闹,你还真能记起来上辈子的事儿不成？” „My previous time did not recycle a memory fragment,” Lily forks the waist to be righteous, „Landlord I told you, sometimes I had a dream also really can the dream return to the deliberation hall, you know that I was sight in the past!” “我上次不是回收了一点记忆碎片么,”莉莉叉着腰理直气壮,“房东我跟你讲,我有时候做梦还真能梦回朝堂呢,你知道我当年多风光么！” Saw that a Hao Ren face „you continue blows me to listen to” the expression, Lily shake spitefully: „Ok, did not tell your ordinary people clearly, both of us first sovereign are chatting very well. Lolisa do you tell me work as the experience of queen?” 见到郝仁一脸“你继续吹我听着”的表情,莉莉赌气地一甩头:“算了,跟你这种凡夫俗子讲不明白,我们俩先皇聊着就挺好。洛丽萨你跟我讲讲当女王的经验呗？” Lolisa shakes the head reluctantly: „Works as the experience of queen? That is not my experience. I am only the replica, I never think the memory that these inherit is I, although I often confuse them. In my own memory, experiments except for the experiment, the big group of people give orders to me, includes that true Elven Queen your majesty. The replica makes this on the 1st on the 1st, the replica makes that in most situations they will not even call my name, because that name is not my. Sometimes I thought that I seems the schizophrenia, half are that Elven Queen, I have her memory, has her part of personalities, but some things actually place the book in library to be the same probably, such is sealing spiritlessly, without sign that moves slightly, I glance through them occasionally, looks at a stranger from an icy third party angle of view probably ; The other half is the duplication person who was just created, is accustomed to obeying the order and arrangement, will not ponder oneself come from where, did not consider significance that oneself survive, because considered that these issues are also useless.” 洛丽萨无奈地摇了摇头:“当女王的经验？那可不是我的经验。我只是个复制体,我从不认为那些继承来的记忆就是我自己的虽然我时常混淆它们。在我自己的记忆中,除了实验就是实验,有一大堆人对我发号施令,其中就包括那位真正的精灵女王陛下。啊,复制体一号做这个,复制体一号做那个,大部分情况下他们甚至都不会叫我的名字,因为就连那个名字都不是我的。有时候我觉得自己仿佛是精神分裂,一半是那位精灵女王,我有她的记忆,有她的一部分人格,但这部分东西却好像放在图书馆里的书一样,就那样死气沉沉地封存着,没有丝毫活动起来的迹象,我偶尔去翻阅它们,就好像从一个冷冰冰的第三方视角看着一个陌生人;另一半则是个刚被创造出来的复制人,习惯于听从命令与安排,不会思考自己从何而来,也不考虑自己生存的意义,因为考虑这些问题本身也没什么用。” Lily listens to the appearance that is listening to remove happy took off/escaped, she looks a little sad: „Sounds the pitiful appearance.” 莉莉听着听着就褪去了欢脱的样子,她看上去有点感伤:“听上去好可怜的样子。” „Yes?” A Lolisa indifferent appearance, „actually I do not feel to have anything, because since having memory I come. Perhaps according to your standards...... that is not the happy life. Lets him do what he pleases, passed in any case, now no one gives orders to me, no one will arrange the tomorrow's program for me, how I diligent am studying should arrange my livelihood, such feeling but actually also pretty good.” “是么？”洛丽萨一副无所谓的样子,“其实我自己倒不觉得有什么,因为从有记忆以来我就是这么过来的。或许按你们的标准……那不是什么美好生活吧。管他呢,反正都过去了,现在没人给我发号施令,也没人替我安排明天的日程,我正在努力学着该怎么自己安排自己的生活,这样感觉倒还不赖。” Hao Ren actually remembered an issue at this time suddenly: „Right Lolisa, can that according to your own cognition, how many years you now be?” 郝仁这时候却突然想起一个问题:“对了洛丽萨,那要按你自己的认知,你现在算多少岁？” Lolisa spoke thoughtlessly the reply: „One -and-a-half years old, how?” 洛丽萨随口回答:“一岁半啊,怎么了？” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” Let alone Hao Ren, always mentality fine wonderful Lily a little confused, they all stand that not to speak all of a sudden, Lolisa by being confused that they make: „Don't you two speak? My one -and-a-half years old not?” 别说郝仁,就连从来都思路精奇的莉莉都一下子有点蒙圈,俩人全都站那不吭声了,洛丽萨被他俩弄的一头雾水:“你们两个怎么不说话了？我一岁半不可以么？” Hao Ren suppressed quite a while to suppress a few words: „Can yes, you be the time static came after all in the past 10000 years, just one -and-a-half-year-old is a little old with your vivid deviation......” 郝仁憋了半天才憋出一句话来:“可以是可以,毕竟你过去10000年里是时间静止过来的,只不过一岁半的年龄跟你形象偏差有点大……” Lolisa lowers the head to have a look at the body, raising the head is innocent: „Without the means that I was just born this.” 洛丽萨低头看看自己身体,抬起头一脸无辜:“没办法,我刚出生就这样。” „Good, one -and-a-half years old one-and-a-half-year old,” Hao Ren beckons with the hand reluctantly, „came back you to see Lil Pea to call the elder sister.” “好吧,一岁半就一岁半,”郝仁无奈地摆摆手,“回头你见着豆豆得叫姐姐了。” Before Lolisa, obviously has not thought this issue, was shocked at this time all of a sudden, crossed quite a while to whisper: „This is also...... really calculates the age the words I become smallest.” 洛丽萨之前显然并没想过这个问题,这时候一下子愣住了,过了半天才嘀嘀咕咕起来:“这倒也是……真算年龄的话我成最小的了。” „Pouring is not smallest,” Hao Ren beckons with the hand, „in family/home has to be smaller than you.” “倒也不是最小的,”郝仁摆了摆手,“家里有个比你还小。” „Is small?!” Lolisa one startled, „is that fish not very small?” “还小？！”洛丽萨一惊,“那条鱼还不够小么？” Hao Ren sighed: „How many months weak chicken must turn a year old, did you say? Initially in the family/home was noisy I always think oneself are opens the kindergarten, I realized a moment ago oneself simply are looked at the baby-feeding room......” 郝仁叹了口气:“弱鸡还得过几个月才满周岁,你说呢？当初家里闹哄哄的时候我总以为自己是个开幼儿园的,刚才我才意识到自己干脆就是个看育婴房的……” Lolisa Lily: „......” 洛丽萨莉莉:“……” This walks chats, three people strolled before the food market quite a while buying to be complete looked at Hao Ren not to find these things that Vivian displayed finally carelessly, when these bought him to realize the form thing that Vivian arranged in order can have such big one pile unexpectedly, he almost felt oneself can go home the fruits and vegetables shop, did not need to stock merchandise for half a month. Lily helps carry two big pocket things, walks also while talked over: „Bat affirmation anxious good intention, we buy these things perhaps be only one less than half is the material that at the ceremony must use, the remaining that one time were she makes us buy me following half a month vegetable/dish......” 就这样一路走一路闲聊,仨人在菜市场上逛了足足半天才终于把薇薇安罗列出来的那些东西给买齐全之前草草看了一眼郝仁还没发现,等这一圈买下来他才意识到薇薇安列出来的这一单子东西竟然能有这么大一堆,他几乎觉得自己可以回家开个果蔬店了,头半个月都不用上货的。莉莉帮忙拎着两大兜东西,一边走还一边念叨:“蝙蝠肯定不安好心,咱们买这些东西说不定只有一小半是仪式上要用的材料,剩下的那是她把咱家接下来半个月的菜都让咱们一次买上了……” Hao Ren are also carrying two pocket things, he has no opinion actually: „Must really make us buy half a month vegetable/dish that you instead to be happy, this means these things went back you to start to eat.” 郝仁自己也拎着两兜东西,他倒是没什么意见:“要真是让咱们买了半个月的菜那你反而应该高兴,这意味着这些东西回去你就可以开始吃了啊。” To husky said that this really effective, Lily felt instantaneously was good reasonable, then a complaint does not have. 对哈士奇说这个果然管用,莉莉瞬间就感觉好有道理,然后一句怨言都没了。 „Words said that what you don't have that along space? Why can we also carry the thing like the average person?” Lolisa discovered matter that she is unable to understand, „, moreover you also bargained with the commerce a moment ago, aren't you a Pope?” “话说你不是有那什么随身空间么？为什么咱们还要像普通人一样拎东西？”洛丽萨又发现了她无法理解的事情,“而且你刚才还跟商贩讲价,你不是教皇么？” „Life, you know that what is the life?” Hao Ren looked at Lolisa one, the tone is very self-important, „you must learn to enjoy these tranquil days, otherwise the pleasure of your life larger part did not have. My one year has more than 200 days to explode outside...... is not, carries out the task, goes home with great difficulty for several days, that goes out simply continually pays water and electricity charges is enjoyment, doesn't understand?” “生活,你知道什么叫生活么？”郝仁看了洛丽萨一眼,语气特别老气横秋,“你得学会享受这些平静的日子,否则你人生一大半的乐趣就都没了。我一年有两百多天都在外面炸……不是,执行任务,好不容易回家几天,那简直连出门交个水电费都是种享受,懂不？” „Does not understand,” Lolisa shakes the head naturally, „in any case I am only one-and-a-half-year old.” “不懂,”洛丽萨理所当然地摇摇头,“反正我才一岁半。” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” He on an idea: This elder sister you withstood/top a face of adult saying that these words made the person who heard very awkward! Moreover one -and-a-half years old of that was not yourself says? 他心里头就一个想法:这位姐姐你顶着一张成年人的脸说这句话让听见的人很为难啊！而且一岁半那不是你自己说的么？ Three people go home, passing through the gate Vivian saw they are carrying the large package slightly binds, hurries to go forward to aid: „Yeah laborious was laborious, without thinking to buy the later so many...... Hao Ren yourself to carry doing, made Lily take simply was not being good, her vigor was in any case big.” 三个人回了家,一进门薇薇安就看到他们拎着的大包小裹,赶紧上前接应:“哎辛苦了辛苦了,没想到买回来之后这么多啊……郝仁你自己拎着干嘛,干脆让莉莉拿着不就好了,反正她劲儿大。” Hao Ren hands over the thing while talked over: „I want to do, but she bites.” 郝仁一边把东西递过去一边念叨:“我想这么干来着,但她咬人。” „, Eating meal time measures in a big way compared with whom.” Vivian curls the lip, summons one flock of small bats to take along these things continually entrains shoulder and tramples the round trip to move, Lily looks in behind earnestly, suddenly jumped: „Landlord you look! She really moved to the kitchen, really moved to the kitchen!” “嘁,吃饭的时候比谁量都大。”薇薇安撇了撇嘴,召唤出一群小蝙蝠把那些东西连拉带拽连扛带踹地往回搬,莉莉在后面认真看着,突然就蹦了起来:“房东你看！她真的搬到厨房了,真的搬到厨房了啊！” Hao Ren: „...... So many things of eating do not put the kitchen to put your room Ah?” 郝仁:“……这么多吃的东西不放厨房放你屋啊？” Lily thinks, continues to jump: „Good good!” 莉莉想了想,继续蹦:“好啊好啊！” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……”
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