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第402章可怕的古天机„Grasps the grass!”
“握草!”Lookspeople who eat the excrement, the ancientsecretcould not beardirectly, exploded a swearing: „fatherlived for more than 40years, saw that for the first time somepeopleeat the excrement!”
看着吃屎的众人,古天机直接没忍住,爆了句粗口:“老子活了四十多年,还是第一次见到有人吃屎的!”
After Yuanpondand the othersheardthissaying, the complexionbecomesmore and moregloomy, tofinally, wipes the angerto gush outin the eyecrazily.
元池等人听到这话后,脸色变得越来越阴沉,到最后,一抹怒意在眼中疯狂涌出。„Imustkillyoutodaysurely!” The Yuanpondwhole faceanger, the toothbites the sound, squeezes outseveralcharactersfrom the gap between teeth. Hischestas ifexploded the volcanois common, a dreadfulkillingintentgallops.
“我今日定要杀了你!”元池满脸怒气,牙齿咬得咯吧咯吧响,从牙缝里挤出几个字。他的胸膛就仿佛炸了的火山一般,一股滔天的杀意奔腾而出。Howeverwhenhejustpreparedto continueto speak, the peopleraised the headsuddenly, the whole personwas in same place.
然而就在他刚准备继续说话的时候,众人突然抬起头,整个人就是楞在了原地。Onlyhears„whizwhizwhiz” the soundresoundsunceasingly, dense and numerousexcrementgroupslikeraininggeneral, suddenlywells upfullytowardfrontpeople.
只听“嗖嗖嗖”的声音不断响起,密密麻麻的屎团如同下雨一般,突然向着面前的众人铺天盖地的涌来。Seesthis, the peoplewere instantaneously silly.
见到这一幕,众人瞬间傻了。
An intensefear, wells uptheirheart.
一股强烈的恐惧,涌上他们的心头。
!!!......!
啪!啪!啪!啪……!
The nextquarter, the excrementthenwhipslike the shellgenerallyon the bodies of thesemartialZunjingpowerhouse, splashingexcrementis colored. Does not have the moment, on the hair of thesepeople, on the clothesis the stinkingexcrement, thoroughturned into an excrementperson.
下一刻,粪便便是如同炮弹一般拍打在那些武尊境强者的身上,溅起一片屎花。不出片刻,这些人的头发上,衣服上都是臭烘烘的屎,彻底的变成了一个屎人。„Hahahaha!”
“哈哈哈哈!”ancientsecretmindlesssmiled, as ifreturned to the childhoodtime, throws the snowballwith the little friendsin the snowy area the happy hour......
古天机没心没肺的笑了起来,仿佛回到了童年时候,跟小伙伴们在雪地里丢雪球的快乐时光……„Yourthisgroup of babies, makingyoudestroy the ban, makingyoubully the old man, thought the old man old bodywasn't good? Useless? Thenknows the old manfierce?”
“你们这群小娃娃,让你们破坏禁制,让你们欺负老夫,是不是觉得老夫年纪大了身子骨不行了?不中用了?这下知道老夫的厉害了吧?”„Eatsold manmove of rainstormpear flowerexcrement!”
“吃老夫一招暴雨梨花屎!”Whizwhizwhiz!
嗖嗖嗖!„Eats a ten thousandexcrementnormalizingagain!”
“再吃一记万屎归一!”Whizwhizwhiz!
嗖嗖嗖!„Finallybuystwoto deliverone, presents as a giftyou a prosperousexcrementbiggift parcel!”
“最后买二送一,赠你一份旺屎大礼包!”Whizwhizwhiz!
嗖嗖嗖!Inancientdaymachine operatorunceasingflingspile of monsterbeastexcrement, if he lightlostalsoeven, more annoyingfinallyalsosomeunceasingwhisperstrangethings, theywere mad the myocardial infarction the followingYuanpond.
古天机手中不断的甩出一堆妖兽粪便,他若是光丢也就算了,更可气的最终还不断的嘀咕一些奇怪的东西,直把后面的元池他们气得心肌梗塞。Thisold fogy, is really toneverrevere!
这老家伙,真是为老不尊啊!Reaching an agreement the demeanor of old man?
说好的老者的风度呢?Heevensuspected,thisgoodsdid giveto collect the monsterbeastexcrement in entiremountain?
他甚至怀疑,这货是不是把整座山中的妖兽粪便都给收集过来了?Whatis more annoying, theirspiritstrengthdoes not even dareto use.
更可气的是,他们甚至连灵力都不敢用。So long asbecausetheyuse the spiritstrength, theseexcrementwill be broken, evolves the excrementpowderfrom the excrementflower, spurtingtheirwhole bodyis.
因为只要他们一用灵力,那些屎就会被震碎,从屎花儿进化成屎粉,喷得他们满身都是。„Old fogy, youthrowsonelumpto tryagain!”
“老家伙的,你再扔一坨试试!”„Un?”
“嗯?”
The ancientsecretbrowselects, sneers saying: „Excuse me, old manthis whole lifewas most repugnantothersto threatenme!”
古天机眉头微挑,冷笑道:“不好意思,老夫这辈子最讨厌别人威胁我了!”ancientsecretis saying, whilethrowsseverallumps of excrement.
古天机一边说着,一边又扔出几坨屎。Seesthis, the peoplewant to cry but have no tears.
见到这一幕,众人欲哭无泪。Atthis time, onlylistened to the ancientsecretto saysuddenly: „Well? Spatial? Hownot to have?”
就在这时候,只听古天机突然说道:“咦?空了?怎么没有了?”
The ancientsecrettakes upthatstoragebag, making an effortbut actually, howeverinsideis completely empty, has not come outincludinghalfexcrementpelletbut actually.
古天机拿起那个储物袋,使劲的倒了倒,然而里面空空如也,连半个屎颗粒都没有倒出来。Didn't have?
没有了?Hearsthissaying, peopleimmediatelyonehappy, the feeling that onetypewantsto crywell ups.
听到这话,众人登时一喜,一种想哭的感觉涌上心头。Hesuddenlyfeltthese words that ancientTianjispoke, since istheysohave been exactly bighave listened tonicesta few words!
他突然觉得古天机说的这句话,是他们活这么大以来听过的最动听的一句话!Howeverhow longhehas not moved, sees the ancientsecretsuddenlyto pull out a universebag, sayingwith a laugh: „Everyonedo not worry,insufficientold manthisalsohas, thisbagthrewmealsoto have56bags! Old manthisanythinglacks, does not lack the excrement!”
不过他还没感动多久,就见古天机突然又掏出一个乾坤袋,笑呵呵的说道:“各位别担心,不够老夫这还有,这袋扔完了我还有五六袋呢!老夫这啥都缺,就是不缺屎!”
The ancientsecrethehesmiles......
古天机呵呵一笑……Not to worry or care about at all.
满不在意。Hisanythingdoes not lack, lacks the mind.
他啥都不缺,就是缺心眼。Hearsthissaying, peoplebodyin a flash, nearlyfromfainting, onetypefalls into the feeling of hellto well upfrom the heavenimmediately.
听到这话,众人身子一晃,险些从晕倒在地,一种从天堂掉入地狱的感觉顿时涌上心头。
Do thisgoods...... really have 56packages of excrement?
这货……竟然还有五六包屎?
The Yuanpondis also driven beyond the limits of forbearanceagain!
元池再也忍无可忍!Hisholds to the stinkingexcrementfrom top to bottom, almosteven the facelooksto disappear, whole personthoroughbecomesonegroupto move the excrement that.
他的浑身上下都粘着臭烘烘的粪便,几乎连脸都看不见了,整个人彻彻底底的成为了一团移动的粪便。„Old thing, does not killyoutoday, is difficultto solvehate of myheart!”Yuanpondand otherpopularitymustclench jaws, theyaremartialZunjing the powerhouses, usually is eye-catching and popular, by suchhumiliation?
“老东西,今日不杀你,难解我心头之恨!”元池等人气得咬牙切齿,他们都是武尊境的强者,平日里风光无限,何时受过这样的屈辱?Has never hadkillingintent, filledYuanpondand the others the hearts.
一股从未有过的杀意,弥漫上了元池等人的心头。Eveninthem, regardinghate of ancientsecret, has gone far beyondYangChen!
甚至在他们心里,对于古天机的恨,已经远远超过了杨尘!YangChencannot kill, but the ancientsecretmustdie!
杨尘可以不杀,但古天机必须死!Howeverwhen the peopleare thinkinghowshouldkill the ancientsecret, onegroup of redpowderflutteredfrom the frontsuddenly, during drilled intothemto breathe.
然而就在众人心里想着该如何杀死古天机的时候,一团红色的粉末突然从前方飘了过来,钻入了他们鼻息之中。„? Move!”
“哦?中招了!”
The ancientsecretbrowselects, on the facereveals the excitingcolorsuddenly.
古天机眉头微挑,面庞上忽然流露出兴奋之色。„!” The Yuanpondcoughed, panic-strickensay/way: „Old thing, whatthing did yousprinkletous?”
“咳咳!”元池咳嗽了下,惊恐的道:“老东西,你给我们洒了什么东西?”„It‘s nothing, isnamed the soulthrewmedicinal powder!”ancientsecretlightsaying.
“没什么,就是一种叫做魂丢了的药粉!”古天机淡淡的说道。„Did soullose? Iswhatthing?”
“魂丢了?是什么东西?”
The peoplelooked at each otherone, the whole facedoubts.
众人对视了一眼,满脸疑惑。What did the soulloseis?
魂丢了是什么?Has not listened tothistype of thing!
从来没听过这种东西!„Hehe.”
“嘿嘿。”
The ancientsecretsmiles, butthissmile, fellin the eyes of people is actually becomesdreadfulincomparable.
古天机嘿嘿一笑,但是这笑容,落在了众人的眼中却是变得猥琐无比。„So-calledsoullost, said that the complexpointisonetypecanstimulate the personcharacterhormone the medicinal powder, itwill followyourbreathto flood into within the body, finallyinyourstay, sends out a femalehormone. Butunder the stimulation of thistype of hormone, yourunceasingincreasing!”
“所谓魂丢了,说复杂点是一种能够刺激人身体性激素的药粉,它会顺着你的鼻息涌入体内,最后在你的停留,散发出一种雌性荷尔蒙。而在这种荷尔蒙的刺激下,你的会不断的变大!”Hearsthissaying, the peoplewhole bodyshakes, understood the meaning in ancientsecretwordsinstantaneously, the complexionextraordinaryugliness.
听到这话,众人浑身一震,瞬间明白了古天机话中的意思,脸色出奇的难看。„.” The ancientsecretcoughed, said: „, Said that simple, the soullostis an aphrodisiac, somepeoplein the brothelsoldfrequently, fivecopper coincanbuyonepackage, moreovercanlet the pleasant sensation that youexperiencedto be as if in a trance!...... Thisthinghas a fault.”
“咳。”古天机咳了一声,道:“呃,说简单点呢,魂丢了就是一种春药,在青楼里经常有人卖,五个铜钱就能买一包,而且能够让你体验丢魂的快感!咳咳,不过嘛……这东西有个坏处。”„Fault? Whatfault?”On the Yuanpondforeheadcoastsdrop of cold sweat, hediscovered,hereallyfearsthisfellownow.
“坏处?什么坏处?”元池额头上滑下一滴冷汗,他发现,他现在真的是怕了这个家伙了。„Alsois no harm, is a smallissue.”ancientsecretgrinning, mindlesssaying with a smile: „Old mandid not saya moment ago, thisgadgetcanstimulateyourbody, letsyourunceasingincreasing, and has increased......”
“也没啥坏处,就是个小问题。”古天机咧了咧嘴,没心没肺的笑道:“老夫刚才不是说了么,这玩意儿会刺激你的身体,让你们的不断变大,而且是一直变大……”„In other words, ifyoudo not releaseonenow, fellowbrothersvery may be unable to withstand, bangoneblasts out.” The ancientsecretsmiles, thissmilefallsto the eyes of people , is actually is similar to the devilto be the same.
“也就是说,如果你们现在不去释放一把的话,那各位兄弟的很有可能会承受不住,砰的一下炸开哦。”古天机嘿嘿一笑,这份笑容落到众人的眼中,却是如同魔鬼一般。Toneverrevere!
为老不尊!Toneverrevere!
为老不尊啊!On the face of peopleimmediatelyazurepurple.
众人的脸上立刻青一阵紫一阵的。As the words of ancientsecretfall, theyactuallyreallyfelt,underoneselfbodytransmitsinexplicablepalpitation, as ifthingswellingslowly, wanting to break the shell!
随着古天机的话落下,他们竟然真的感觉,自己身体下传来一阵莫名的悸动,仿佛有一个东西正在慢慢的胀大,欲要破壳而出!„You...... youare waitingtome!”
“你……你给我等着!”
The Yuanpondclenches teeth, after throwing downa few words, isfell into behindwoods that does not return, solved the physiologicalproblem.
元池咬了咬牙,丢下一句话后,就是头也不回的栽进了身后的树林之中,解决生理问题去了。Buthadlead of Yuanpond, the surroundingpersonalsoranin abundance.
而有了元池的带头,周围的人也是纷纷跑了出去。
The solutionphysiologyissue.
解决生理问题去了。Passed throughtoday's, it is estimated thatthisgroup of people, this whole lifemustcoverin the ancientsecretshadow.
经过了今天的事后,估计这群人,这辈子都要笼罩在古天机的阴影之中了。„Oh, never expected thatold manheroI, reducedunexpectedlyso the situation......”
“唉,没想到老夫英雄一世,竟然沦落到了如此地步……”„Crime, crime!”
“罪过,罪过啊!”
The ancientsecretsighed, looks at the fullhandstinkingexcrement, smiled bitterly.
古天机叹了口气,看着满手臭烘烘的屎,不禁苦笑了一声。If before thismatterbyhimtheseold friendsee, does not know that canbewhatseed/type the expression.
如果这件事被他以前的那些故友看见,不知会是何种表情了。
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