RINAPE :: Volume #19

#1809: Sufficiently shocking entire world

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To Alexander Wijkander, he is the standard dogmatism. 对亚历山大维坎德来说,他是个标准的教条主义。 In his side, is very common with his same person, everyone very conservative, forever chooses conservatively, never takes the radical route. 在他的身边,和他一样的人十分常见,大家非常的墨守成规,永远选择保守,从来不走激进路线。 With his same person, some specially stubborn insistences, for example these die the person who studies, for example these hold Holy Bible to the kidnapping person who others reported that these worked the stereotyped and irrevocable person. 和他一样的人,都有很多特别顽固的坚持,比如那些死读书的人,比如那些捧着圣经对别人报的绑架的人,还有那些做事千篇一律、一成不变的人。 Wijkander's insistence to automobile design, came from not to establish one set to draw close to the time in him from the start truly the aesthetic system. 维坎德对汽车设计的坚持,源自于他压根就没有建立起一套真正贴近时代的审美体系。 He felt, the Volvo automobile should design that type slightly to be clumsy, the ordinary appearance, because this is it low-key reserved basis. 他觉得,沃尔沃汽车就应该设计成那种略显笨拙、平淡无奇的样子,因为这才是它低调内敛的根本。 Moreover, he felt, everything very gaudy brand of automobile design, the automobile that they produce is impractical. 而且,他觉得,凡是把汽车设计的很花里胡哨的品牌,他们生产的汽车都不实用。 Volvo needs this stocky line and irrevocable design language, conveys an information to the world: „We are conservative, we are insist intrinsic, our car(riage)s forever are most practical, and is safe.” 沃尔沃需要这种敦实的线条、一成不变的设计语言,给世界传达一个信息:“我们是守旧的,我们是坚持内在的,我们的车永远是最实用,并且安全的。” Therefore, he to automobile modeling snorting disdainfully that Li Mu wants. 所以,他对李牧想要的汽车造型嗤之以鼻。 He even educates Li Mu, said: „Chief Li, you look, your suv side, with the below inclined line, high-to-low, as the matter stands, reduced the above space of back row seat for no reason, one meter eight person sat to be able not to feel the top, but after you design, one meter eight person sits, will feel that constrains.” 他甚至教育起李牧,说:“李总,你看,你这个suv的侧面,采用下倾斜的线条,前高后低,这样一来,平白无故降低了后排座椅的上部空间,原本一米八的人坐进去可以不觉得顶头,但你这么设计之后,一米八的人坐进去,就会感觉压抑。” Li Mu nods: „Right, I make him constrain.” 李牧点点头:“没错,我就让他压抑。” Wijkander snorting disdainfully: „Chief Li , you truly do not understand the automobile design with all due respect, the people's pursue to the space are very extreme, particularly suv, most people buy suv, for is a bigger space, rather than better passing nature.” 维坎德嗤之以鼻:“李总,恕我直言,你确实不懂汽车设计,人们对空间的追求是非常极端的,尤其是suv,大部分人买suv,为的就是更大的空间,而不是更好的通过性。” Li Mu said lightly: „The back rows of most car(riage)s usually do not sit the person, even if sits is unimportant, they can on, because this after all is not his car(riage).” 李牧淡淡道:“大部分车的后排平时都不坐人,就算坐也不要紧,他们可以将就,因为这毕竟不是他的车。” Wijkander said: „This line? Our customer in purchase, so long as seats the back row certainly to give up this model of car(riage)!” 维坎德说:“这怎么行？我们的客户在购买的时候,只要坐进后排就一定会放弃这款车！” Li Mu asked back: „The back rows of double gate four coupé, the dog waits the suspicion to push, don't some people buy?” 李牧反问:“双门四座轿跑车的后排,狗待着都嫌挤得慌,不还是有人买吗？” Wijkander argued: „But that is not the mainstream model! The mainstream model must consider the space and riding comfort level.” 维坎德争辩道:“但那不是主流车型！主流车型还是要充分考虑空间以及乘车舒适度。” Li Mu said earnestly: „Future automotive consumer, at least 50% pays for the outward appearance, is the key that affects them to buy is this car(riage) truly attractive, rather than his back row space is big enough.” 李牧认真的说:“将来的汽车消费者,至少50%是为了外观买单,真正影响他们买不买的关键是这辆车好不好看,而不是他它后排空间够不够大。” Wijkander said: „Even if looks at the outward appearance, this car(riage) I do not feel attractive, it was too strange! Moreover the side line that you design, the edges and corners designs of these comparison geometries, will enhance the technique of production and cost, will increase the cost of probability and restore that by the automobile is damaged, if the curve is quite big, the clear modeling, the clash is mostly good to avoid, but if this modeling, bumps is very difficult to recover, needs the plate work, belongs flashy but lacking substance!” 维坎德道:“就算是看外观,这辆车我也不觉得好看,它太怪异了！而且你设计的侧面线条,这些比较几何的棱角设计,会提高生产工艺和成本,也会加大汽车两侧受损的几率和修复的成本,如果是弧度较大、比较圆润的造型,磕碰多半都好避免,但如果是这种造型,一碰就很难复原,需要钣金,属于华而不实！” „Also, why can the end design two tail throats? Our displacements are not big, a tail throat enough, two will increase the cost completely, does not need completely.” “还有,尾部为什么要设计两条尾喉？我们的排量并不大,一个尾喉完全够了,两个就会增加成本,完全没有必要。” Li Mu asked him: „You have seen the car(riage)s of 2.0 displacements, hangs four tail throats?” 李牧问他:“你见过2.0排量的车,挂四个尾喉的吗？” Wijkander disdain said: „Hangs four tail throats? Only if he were insane, otherwise is impossible to make such matter to come!” 维坎德不屑的说:“挂四个尾喉？除非他疯了,不然都不可能做出这样的事情来！” Li Mu smiles, said: „Crossed some years you to have the opportunity again to see.” 李牧笑了笑,说:“再过些年你应该就有机会见到了。” Then, Li Mu said lightly: „Good Wijkander, I spend to hire you not to make you talk nonsense with me, but makes you come to me to work, I am a boss, how therefore I make you do, how you give me to do, me do not tell that your some are amateur specialized, I, your group of designers, one is one, no in my eyes is qualified, has a look model that you design, ten thousand years of invariable modeling on can see that your helps the person have lacks the design intelligence many, has a look at the Volvo low sales volume again, in this at least has. 60% responsibility on the bodies of your group of designers.” 说完,李牧淡淡道:“行了维坎德,我花钱雇你不是让你跟我扯淡的,而是让你来给我做事的,我是老板,所以我让你怎么做,你就给我怎么做,不要跟我说你有多专业、我有多业余,你们这帮设计师,有一个算一个,没一个在我眼里是合格的,看看你们设计的车型,万年不变的造型就能看得出你们这帮人到底有多缺乏设计灵性,再看看沃尔沃低迷的销量,这里面至少有60%责任都在你们这帮设计师的身上。” As soon as Wijkander listens to this saying, the complexion immediately becomes red and white. 维坎德一听这话,脸色立刻变得又红又白。 Was questioned own professional ability by Li Mu, but also is really the matter that touches somebody's sore spot. 被李牧这么质疑自己的专业能力,还真是一件非常扎心的事情。 But the key is, he does not know which all of a sudden from refuted. 但关键是,他一下子也不知道从哪反驳。 The Volvo car(riage), the sales volume is truly low. 沃尔沃的车,销量确实挺低迷的。 Li Mu continued to say at this time: Car(riage) that „you design, looks like this world's most common middle-aged person, is brazenly fat, over the face gloss and hair, to put on sparsely sloppily, moreover is sloven, making the opposite sex very difficult to raise the interest in that aspect, car(riage) that therefore you design , the unusual abstinence department, making one look, could not produce **, had **, looked at the car(riage) that you designed, that ** was also irrigated to extinguish instantaneously. If you are not convinced, I can take a budget of million USD, please the world-famous questionnaire company, conduct the questionnaire survey in the world several big cities, counts to think that now the Volvo model very ugly person has many.” 李牧这时候继续说道:“你们设计出来的车,就像是这个世界上最普通的中年人,脸大偏胖、满面油光、头发稀疏、穿着邋遢、而且不修边幅,让异性很难提得起那方面的兴趣,所以你们设计出来的车,也非常禁欲系,让人看了,就产生不了**,原本有了点**,看了你们设计出来的车,那点**也瞬间被浇灭了。你要是不服气,我可以拿一百万美元的预算,请世界著名的调查问卷公司,在全世界几个大城市进行问卷调查,统计一下认为现在沃尔沃车型很丑的人有多少。” Saying, the Li Mu sound is enhancing several points, said: „Gives you face, solicited your suggestions, really did not let you used your abstinence department come to me to direct aesthetically, from now on, if you also wanted this work, listens to that to say anything to the man who you paid the wage well, how he made you do, how your little darling did, otherwise, you can immediately submit the resignation, returned to Sweden to have a look, can your whole life also find a work of designer!” 说着,李牧声音提高几分,道:“给你面子,才征求一下你的意见,不是真让你用你那种禁欲系的审美来对我指指点点,从现在开始,如果你还想要这份工作,就好好听一听那个给你发薪水的男人在说什么,他让你怎么做,你就乖乖怎么做,否则的话,你可以立刻提出辞职,返回瑞典去看看,你这辈子到底还能不能找到一个设计师的工作！” Wijkander does not dare to complain all of a sudden again. 维坎德一下子不敢再抱怨。 The thought that originally wants to a new boss demonstration of authority, after to letting him, do not hold any interferes with itself to work, is didn't expect, the new boss does not interfere with himself to work from the start, but must decide own work completely. 本来是想给新老板一个下马威,让他以后不要抱有任何干涉自己工作的念头,可是没想到,新老板压根就不是干涉自己工作,而是要完全决定自己的工作。 He is also very clear, oneself do against with Li Mu, the only fate is to tidy up the bedding roll goes home, therefore can only instigate immediately, how Li Mu wants, oneself to coordinate him how to result, can be good as for the car(riage) that he designs, lets him do what he pleases, when oneself make money to return to Sweden, Volvo died with own it doesn't matter. 他也很清楚,自己跟李牧对着干,唯一的下场就是收拾铺盖卷回家,所以只能立刻怂了下来,李牧想怎么样,自己配合他怎么样就得了,至于他设计的车能不能行,管他呢,等自己赚够钱就回瑞典,沃尔沃死了都跟自己没有关系。 Therefore, he then said humblly: „Chief Li, what design you want, I defer to your idea to coordinate completely.” 于是,他便低三下四的说:“李总,你想要什么样的设计,我完全按照你的想法来配合。” Li Mu nods, said: „You first give me to raise the front again, do not discuss what field of vision issue to me, wants the field of vision, you try the Chang River bread.” 李牧点了点头,说:“你先给我把车头再抬高一点,不要跟我讲什么视野问题,想要好视野,你去试试昌河面包。” „I said that the wheel hub wants the first-year university student point, the car(riage) to want short, what? Is uncoordinated? I want is uncoordinated!” “我说了,轮毂要大一点,车要矮一点,什么？不协调？我要的就是不协调！” „Pair the exhaust adds, right! Wants the pair, about respectively one . Moreover, to my circular tail throat, do not change into the square shape!” “把双出的排气加上去,对！一定要双出,左右各一个,另外,不要给我这种圆形的尾喉,换成方形的！” „Side waist, the waist line is obvious a point......” “侧腰,腰线再明显一点……” On the computer, a trolley from the most common line manuscript, was improved little, finally had the embryonic form of aurora. 电脑上,一台车从最普通的线条稿,一点点被完善,终于有了极光的雏形。 although this short and stout person big foot strangely seems like really strange, but makes all designers feel what is surprised, such strange matching, unexpectedly does not seem ugly/difficult to look at, on the contrary, instead more looked that more thought has the flavor very much. 虽然这辆矮胖子大脚怪看起来真的怪怪的,但让所有设计师们感到惊讶的是,这么诡异的搭配,竟然一点也不显得难看,相反,反而是越看越觉得很有味道。 At this moment, these designers had not realized, they are designing one, sufficiently suv of shocking entire world...... 此时此刻,这些设计师们还没意识到,他们正在设计一款,足以惊艳全世界的suv……
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