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#1391: Which bastard in pit I

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It looks like in Li Mu, even water army of previous life network most developed time, does not have the Zhao Kang water army team to be fierce. 在李牧看来,就算是上辈子网络最发达时候的水军,也没有赵康的水军团队厉害。 The Zhao Kang team looks like a water army domain unprecedented regular army, engages in guerrilla warfare unlike other water army pieces of work, his water army after training as well as a lot of financial support of system, has become the group army that has dealt with the large-scale group combat specially, such group army battle efficiency, even if draws to previous life can still fight all over unmatched in the world, therefore places the present stage, uses such water army in the internet domain, is equal to using the nuclear bomb simply. 赵康的团队就像是一支水军领域前所未有的正规军,跟其他水军小打小闹打游击不同,他的水军经过系统的调教以及大量的资金支持,已经成了一支专门应对大规模集团作战的集团军,这样的集团军战斗力之强,就算拉到上辈子也能打遍天下无敌手,所以放在现阶段,在互联网领域动用这样的水军,简直等于动用核弹。 Subverts the ghost under water army nuclear strike already incessantly, from earliest Xiling Coal Mine Mine Manager Guo Lin, creates the team to the entire 《The Last Samurai》 lord, and behind super capital, each Li Mu uses water army massively, will deliver the destructive attack to the goal. 颠覆在水军核打击下的亡魂已经不止一个,从最早的西岭煤矿矿长郭林,到整个《最后的武士》主创团队,以及背后的超级资本,每一次李牧大规模动用水军,都会给目标带来毁灭性的打击。 Is good because of some Li Mu this many also consciences, without preparing to destroy Harvey while you are at it, otherwise the lane selects his black material to give water army, after tomorrow, this person such as the target of universal detestation will be chased by all in the entire North America, Hollywood big shot, before the global internet big shot, frail singer civilization front human probably. 好在李牧这次多少还有些良知,没准备就手毁了哈维,否则弄点他的黑料交给水军,明天以后,这人就会在全北美如过街老鼠人人喊打,好莱坞大佬,在全球互联网大佬面前,脆弱的像是歌者文明面前的人类。 When Zhao Kang water army is stepping up the time preparation archives and plan, prepared to push wave of 《Zombie Master》 using Harvey fiercely, the Yanjing time already to 6 : 00 am, at this time 6 : 00 pm of US (America) Washington time, Muying Ticket System of North America opened the next day Cinema buying tickets jurisdiction, these have not bought on the same day the shadow ticket audience, has been waiting for the tomorrow's number to open the ballots, therefore the time window opened, mass users flooded into Muying Ticket System, following, was the snowflake common deal order...... 当赵康的水军正在加紧时间准备文案以及方案,准备利用哈维猛推一波《zbie-master》,燕京时间已经到了清晨 6 点,这时候正是美国华盛顿时间的下午 6 点,北美的牧影票务系统开放了翌日院线的购票权限,那些没买到当天影票的观众,一直都在等着明天的场次开票,所以时间窗口一打开,大量用户涌入牧影票务系统,随之而来的,就是雪花一般的成交订单…… China time 7 : 15 am, the Eastern Space and Time begins broadcasting. 华夏时间早晨 7 点15分,东方时空开播。 The program used the first half time to summarize the recent domestic and foreign news fast, later when the entire lattern half program long was used to report that 《Zombie Master》 at the North American first day box office 1850 ten thousand USD unprecedented magnificent feats, highly praised, very explicit expression to the success of this movie in North America, this is Chinese movie, the China entertainment cultural industry a peak that output to the overseas. 节目用了前半部分的时间来快速概括了近期国内外的新闻,随后将整个后半部分的节目时长都用来报道《zbie-master》在北美首日票房1850万美元的空前壮举,对这部电影在北美的成功大加赞赏,非常明确的表示,这将是华语电影,华夏娱乐文化产业向海外输出的一个巅峰。 The news of program about this movie just reached the last act, 7.5 15 time, Host of Eastern Space and Time could not suppress suddenly said excitedly: „Fellow viewer friends, we just received the latest message, before two hours, the 2nd day shadow ticket of 《Mr. Zombies》 in North America formally opens sells, by the present, the 2nd day box office always sold in advance has surpassed two Ten Million USD! This 1985 Hong Kong old movie, North America screened the First Day 1850 ten thousand USD box offices, next day 2000 ten thousand USD box offices, this was MU Online / miracle of Chinese movie!” 节目关于这部电影的新闻刚进入尾声,七点五十五分的时候,东方时空的主持人忽然抑制不住兴奋的说:“各位观众朋友,我们刚收到最新消息,两个小时前,《僵尸先生》在北美的第二日影票正式开售,截止到现在,第二日的票房总预售已经超过了两千万美元！这部1985年的香港老电影,北美上映第一天1850万美元票房,第二天2000万美元票房,这就是一个华语电影的奇迹！” The China audience before television was shocked simply, screens for two days, was this quick four Ten Million USD box offices? Was this too also abnormal?! 电视机前的华夏观众简直被惊呆了,才上映两天,这就快四千万美元票房了？这也太变态了吧？！ Host obvious some were also excited at this time, after hearing the reminder that the ear returns to one's native place, he especially stimulated taking off/escaping tastes: „The embarrassed audience, our program directors reminded me a moment ago, strict, 《Mr. Zombies》 this movie in US (America) 2nd day box office not just 20 million, but is the next day box office opens sells for two hours, sold in advance the volume to break through 20 million, but entire North American Cinema the 2nd day achieved astonishing 3300 ten thousand USD to the 《Mr. Zombies》 platoon piece volume, in other words, we might witness bigger MU Online / miracle in the following more than 20 hours very much, perhaps 2nd day box office of 《Mr. Zombies》 in North America can break through three Ten Million USD!” 主持人这时候也明显有些过于激动,听到耳返里的提醒之后,他格外亢奋的脱口道:“不好意思诸位观众,刚才我们的导播提醒了我,严格来说,《僵尸先生》这部电影在美国的第二日票房并不是只有两千万,而是第二天的票房开售两个小时,预售额就已经突破了两千万,但整个北美院线第二日给《僵尸先生》的排片额达到了惊人的3300万美元,也就是说,我们很有可能在接下来的二十多个小时里见证一个更大的奇迹,或许《僵尸先生》在北美的第二日票房能够突破三千万美元！” „My God!” “我的天！” Before the television, does not know that has many audience emanation such a of as if by prior agreement to call out in alarm. 电视机前不知道有多少观众不约而同的发出这样一声惊呼。 According to the present exchange rate, three Ten Million USD, are almost two hundred million 50 million RMB! 按照现在的汇率,三千万美元,差不多就是两亿五千万人民币！ Can a day sell Li Mu of two hundred million 50 million RMB box offices 《Mr. Zombies》, what business leader is? This answer paper makes the setting the topic teachers unable to believe simply, full article are the ultra outline method, lets person hard to believing. 能一天就把《僵尸先生》卖了两亿五千万人民币票房的李牧,到底是一个什么样的商界大佬？这份答卷简直让出题老师都不敢相信,满篇都是超纲的玩法,让人难以置信。 At this moment, the big shot of Hong Kong many cinema world eyes are red the quick drop bled! 此时此刻,香港不少电影圈的大佬眼红的都快滴出血来了！ The Hong Kong movie wanted to march Hollywood from the 1980s, but so many years also killed several time actors, «Hero» as well as «Crouching tiger , hidden dragon» also according to curious and custom-made hybrid movie of Hollywood to the China time as well as Wuxia, think that «Crouching tiger , hidden dragon» were almost the China movie in the overseas influence peak, didn't expect Li Mu fry a cold rice, «Crouching tiger , hidden dragon» distant flinging in behind. 香港电影从上世纪八十年代就希望进军好莱坞,但这么多年也就杀进去几个功夫演员,《英雄》以及《卧虎藏龙》也都是根据好莱坞对华夏功夫以及武侠的好奇而定制的混血影片,原以为《卧虎藏龙》差不多就是华夏电影在海外影响力的巅峰,没想到李牧炒个冷饭,都把《卧虎藏龙》远远的甩在了后面。 Moreover, the Hong Kong cinema world is very clear, «Crouching tiger , hidden dragon» 而且,香港电影圈都很明白,《卧虎藏龙》 Screens for two days, the proper four Ten Million USD box offices deposit, continue to preserve this momentum to get down, 《Mr. Zombies》 breaks through two hundred million USD box offices in US (America) is not the difficult matter. 上映两天,妥妥的四千万美元票房入账,继续保持这个势头下去,《僵尸先生》在美国突破两亿美元票房也不是什么难事。 The people who this lets the entire Hong Kong cinema world are pondering an issue: Actually is Li Mu too awesome, was oneself too water? 这让整个香港电影圈的人都在思考一个问题:究竟是李牧太牛逼,还是自己太水了？ ...... …… When the Hong Kong cinema world is lost in thought that 《Mr. Zombies》, will be 《Zombie Master》 the box office will sell in advance next day has achieved 23 million, from 33 million will always arrange the piece also 10 million disparities, but will catch up with this remaining 10 million time, will also be left over for about 27 hours. 就在香港电影圈陷入沉思的时候,《僵尸先生》,也就是《zbie-master》翌日票房预售已经达到了两千三百万,距离三千三百万的总排片还有一千万的差距,而追上这剩下一千万的时间,还剩下将近二十七个小时。 Evening's 9 o'clock of Washington time, Harvey great graciousness thinks frank attained 《Zombie Master》 sells in advance the data most newly, was startled he to enjoy the nightlife the thoughts not to have, he when exclamation, what were at heart more was a huge sense of crisis. 华盛顿时间的晚上九点钟,哈维・伟恩思坦拿到了《zbie-master》的最新预售数据,惊得他连享受夜生活的心思都没有了,他在惊叹之余,心里更多的是一种巨大的危机感。 Li Mu just put in the Hollywood threshold half foot, can tread out such earthquake in Hollywood, this damn Muying Ticket System, inserts the dagger of Hollywood interest chain heart probably, even his such Hollywood big shot must with Cinema that the thoughts level, now has played with by Li Mu in applauses completely. 李牧刚把半只脚伸进好莱坞的门槛,就能在好莱坞踩出这么大的地震,这个该死的牧影票务系统,就好像插进好莱坞利益链条心脏的尖刀,原本连他这样的好莱坞大佬都要用点心思去摆平的院线,现在已经完全被李牧玩弄于鼓掌之间。 Cinema tasted the Muying Ticket System advantage, knows that introduces this set of system, backs on the Li Mu's current capacity to gain to more money, therefore they put down the stance of always keeping aloof, respectful with Li Mu cooperates, if continues whatever this aspect develops, certainly will cause the entire Hollywood industry the thorough imbalance, Hollywood a large number of income to depend upon the box office that North American Cinema produces, but soon, North American Cinema will become the pug dog that in front of Li Mu fawns and obsequiouss, by that time, other Hollywood film companies and distributors greatly will be attacked. 院线尝到了牧影票务系统的好处,知道引入这套系统,背靠着李牧的流量就能够赚到更多的钱,所以他们放下一贯高高在上的姿态,恭恭敬敬的跟李牧合作如果继续任由这种局面发展下去,一定会导致整个好莱坞产业的彻底失衡,好莱坞相当一部分收入依靠北美院线产生的票房,而用不了多久,北美院线就会成为李牧面前摇尾乞怜的哈巴狗,到那个时候,其他的好莱坞电影公司以及发行商都会遭受巨大的打击。 Harvey great graciousness thinks of frank almost to make a decision instantaneously: Muying Ticket System must die! Hollywood does not allow such awesome thing to exist! Otherwise, oneself will be in imminent danger in the Hollywood position and benefit! 哈维・伟恩思坦几乎在瞬间就做出一个决定:牧影票务系统必须死！好莱坞决不允许有这么牛逼的东西存在！否则的话,自己在好莱坞的地位和利益将岌岌可危！ But, Harvey great graciousness thought of frank unable to find any breach to do dead Muying Ticket System for a short time . Moreover, he also knows own magnitude and Li Mu bad was too far, if lashed out at Li Mu rashly, might suffer Li Mu's to be drowned the attack very much, therefore this matter must need further consideration. 可是,哈维・伟恩思坦一时半会也找不到任何突破口去搞死牧影票务系统,而且,他也知道自己的量级和李牧差的太远,如果贸然向李牧发难,很有可能遭受李牧的灭顶打击,所以这件事情还要从长计议。 When Harvey great graciousness thinks of frank to rack brains to ponder concrete operations plan, his friend makes the phone call suddenly, asks first then him with an inconceivable exclamation tone: „Will Harvey, you such astute person, how miss 《Zombie Master》 such god piece?! You gave up «zo Boss m Boss ie-master», the conservative estimate at least lost 3-4 Ten Million USD!” 就在哈维・伟恩思坦绞尽脑汁去思考具体操作方案的时候,他的一个朋友忽然打来电话,开口第一句便用一种不可思议的惊叹语气问他:“哈维,你这么精明的人,怎么会错过《zbie-master》这样的神片？！你放弃了《zobmbie-master》,保守估计至少损失了三四千万美元！” „F * k!” Harvey great graciousness thought of a frank face to say unluckily: „I do not want to miss this movie actually, opportunity that but the key simply has not taken over a business!” “f*k！”哈维・伟恩思坦一脸晦气的说:“我倒是不想错过这部电影,可关键是根本没有接盘的机会啊！” „What?!” Asking of opposite party surprise: „Did not say before Li Mu , the matter that distributes in North America has also looked for you for 《Zombie Master》 specially? It is said that he hopes distributes this movie from the beginning by you in North America, but you cannot take a liking to the prospect of this movie, concluded that this movie is impossible to make money, therefore solved Li Mu.” “什么？！”对方诧异的问道:“不是说李牧之前为了《zbie-master》在北美发行的事情还专门找过你吗？据说他一开始就希望由你在北美来发行这部电影,可你瞧不上这部电影的前景,断定这部电影不可能赚钱,所以解决了李牧。” „Tf!” Harvey great graciousness thinks of frank to take off/escape the tastes: „You where the dog shit opinion of hearing? Is Li Mu the 《Zombie Master》 matter has looked for me specially? Plays his mother what international joke! I want to take the distribution rights of this movie initially, makes one relate Muye Pictures specially, but the news such as likes a stone dropped into the sea, Muye Pictures has not responded to me, I also want to find a time to go to China to discuss with the Muye Pictures person well, old dog that didn't expect Lucas that had the gonorrhea unexpectedly quiet went to China, and successfully attained the 《Zombie Master》 North American distribution rights! For I this matter worry to get angry for several days, even asks Lucas to discuss the cooperation release, but he is not convinced, sees is not willing to see me!” “tf！”哈维・伟恩思坦脱口道:“你在哪听到的这种狗屎言论？李牧为《zbie-master》的事情专门找过我？开他妈什么国际玩笑！我当初想拿这部电影的发行权,专门让人联系过牧野映象,可是消息如石沉大海,牧野映象根本就没有回应我,我本来还想找个时间去华夏跟牧野映象的人好好谈一谈,没想到卢卡斯那条得了淋病的老狗竟然悄无声息的去了华夏,并且成功拿到了《zbie-master》的北美发行权！我为了这件事着急上火好几天,甚至找过卢卡斯谈合作发行,但他根本就不买账,见都不愿见我！” „Really?” The opposite party blurt to ask. “真的？”对方脱口问。 „Naturally real!” Harvey great graciousness thinks of frank breathless saying: „For this matter, how I have been wanting to make Lucas that old dog pay the price recently, he wants to step on taking advantage of this movie to my head, I will certainly make him attractive!” “当然是真的！”哈维・伟恩思坦气急败坏的说道:“为这件事,我最近一直在想怎么让卢卡斯那条老狗付出代价,他想借这部电影踩到我的头上,我一定会让他好看！” „That felt strange!” The opposite party are smacking the lips saying: „Now uploads everywhere in the network about your rumor is.” “那就奇怪了！”对方咂着嘴道:“现在有一个关于你的传言在网络上传得到处都是。” „What rumor?” “什么传言？” „Is that I said a moment ago, for Li Mu this movie looks for you on own initiative, requested that you help make North America to distribute, but you rejected him on the grounds of this movie trash very much, even added that this movie is lump of more than ten years of aging dog shit, the North American audience will not pay for such dog shit!” “就是我刚才说的那个,李牧为了这部电影主动找你,请求你帮忙做北美发行,但你以这部电影很垃圾为由拒绝了他,甚至还说这部电影是一坨十几年的陈年狗屎,北美观众不会为这样的狗屎埋单！” „Shit!” Harvey great graciousness thought of frank to have a fit of bad temper immediately, he got angry exclaims: „Did James, your brain show tease? By you to my understanding, if Li Mu really gives me one with his opportunity face-to-face, you thought that I will speak that words to Li Mu?! But his mother Li Mu! If he makes me lick his shoe sole to be the friend with him, I also licking without hesitation, moreover is kneels down to lick! Possibly how to have me to disregard him even to satirize his situation? I wish one could to call his father face to face, if he thinks highly of me, to be willing with me to work!” “shit！”哈维・伟恩思坦顿时炸毛了,他怒吼道:“詹姆斯,你脑子秀逗了吧？以你对我的理解,如果李牧真给我一个和他面对面的机会,你觉得我会跟李牧说那种话？！那他妈可是李牧啊！如果他让我舔他的鞋底才能跟他做朋友,我也会毫不犹豫的舔,而且是跪下舔！怎么可能存在我无视他甚至讽刺他的情况？我恨不得当面叫他爸爸,如果他瞧得起我、愿意跟我合作的话！” The opposite party silent moment, said later: „That was really strange! By me to your understanding, you are truly impossible to make does not have the matter of brain, but in the network is discussing at present everywhere this matter, without a doubt, most US (America) netizens think this matter real, now they satirize in the network taunt you, said that you are a having eyes but failing to see megalomania, but also some people said that the entire US audience will unite, to beat your face with the high box office together, dissemination broadest In short is: Today you look cold and indifferent to me, tomorrow I will make you unable to seek friendships......” 对方沉默片刻,随后才说:“那真是奇怪了！以我对你的了解,你确实不可能做出这么没有大脑的事情,可是网络上目前到处都在议论这件事情,毫无疑问,大部分美国网友都认为这事儿是真的,现在他们都在网络上讽刺挖苦你,说你是个有眼无珠的自大狂,还有人说全美观众会团结起来、一起用高票房打烂你的脸,传播最广的一句话是:今天你对我爱答不理,明天我让你高攀不起……” Harvey great graciousness thinks of frank at heart thump, subconscious blurts to exclaim: „Mother! Which bastard in pit I?!” 哈维・伟恩思坦心里咯噔一下,下意识的脱口吼道:“妈的！哪个混蛋在坑我？！”
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