RITF :: Volume #7

#660: Super farcical incident ... I have been drunk!

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Yesterday afternoon, the moon/month pass/test this goods and another goods withdraws from my family \; I happen to also want 昨天下午,月关这货和另外某货从我家撤走\;我正好也要 Comes to Hangzhou, together walks. 来杭州,就一起走。 A three people of car(riage), to Tai'an Train station. 三人一辆车,到了泰安火车站。 Then these two Er Huo (fool) me told that wants to chat the meeting, making me buy a ticket, follows their similar time together. 然后这俩二货跟我说想要多聊会,让我买票,跟他们差不多时间一起走。 I one want to be like this good, buys a ticket. 我一想这样挺好啊,就去买票。 Before stamp vending machine, looks up Beijing-Shanghai \; With High Speed Rail of their similar time, could not find Hangzhou Station everywhere. Crossed north Suzhou, is south Kunshan. 到了自动售票机前,查京沪线\;跟他俩差不多时间的一趟高铁,到处找不到杭州站。过了苏州北,就是昆山南。 Three people are dumbfounded in that is a little blurry. 三个人在那大眼瞪小眼,有点迷糊。 I asked: South this Kunshan is Hangzhou? 我就问:这个昆山南是杭州吧？ The moon/month pass/test said: Yes! Kunshan is in the suburbs of Hangzhou! 月关说:是！昆山是杭州郊区！ Some goods said: Right! 某货说:对！ Therefore I have bought south Kunshan. 于是我就买了昆山南。 To the boarding time, has packed off them, I boarded. 到了上车时间,把他俩都送走了,我就上车了。 Walks rests. 一路走一路睡。 Has rested the halfway, thinks that paralysis does not suit, doesn't Beijing-Shanghai have Hangzhou Station? 睡了半路,想了想,麻痹不对劲啊,京沪线怎么没有杭州站？ Therefore asked the train attendant, the train attendant said: I the third Heavens class I do not know today...... 于是问乘务员,乘务员说:我今天第三天上班我也不知道…… Therefore I asked that is in the fee of Hangzhou to found a nation. 于是我就问身在杭州的费立国。 I said: Old is Fei, south Kunshan Hangzhou? 我说:老费,昆山南是杭州吧？ Old said:? 老费说:啊？ I have to duplicate. 我只好又重复一遍。 Old Fei fainted: Who told you, was Kunshan the suburb in Hangzhou? This is two cities, is separated by more than 200 kilometers...... 老费就晕了:谁告诉你,昆山是杭州的郊区？这是俩城市,相隔200多公里呢…… Then I gawked. 然后我就愣了。 Then I asked around on the vehicle that finally determined: Brother by moon/month Guan Hemou goods pit...... 然后我在车上到处打听,才终于确定:哥被月关和某货坑了…… However already on High Speed Rail, and has arrived at quick Nanjing, how entire? 但是已经在高铁上,而且已经走到快南京了,咋整？ Thereupon discussed with old: What to do? 于是乎跟老费商量:咋办？ The result of discussing was: Old Fei helps me buy a ticket, buys a ticket from Kunshan, goes to east Hangzhou. 商量的结果是:老费帮我买票,从昆山南买票,去杭州东。 Gets there first, Old Fei bought the ticket immediately. 兵贵神速,老费立即就把票买了。 I got out from Kunshan, runs to trade the ticket ticketing security check checking hurriedly to board to form a coherent whole. 我从昆山南下了车,急匆匆一路奔跑换票取票过安检检票上车一气呵成。 After boarding, asked the train attendant: Is the next station east Hangzhou? 上车后问乘务员:下一站是杭州东吧？ The train attendants said very much strangely: Next station? Shanghai Hongqiao...... 乘务员很奇怪的说:下一站？上海虹桥啊…… I faint. Puts out the ticket to look to her \; The train attendants said: The volume, your this, goes to Shanghai Hongqiao first, then transfers, walks the return trip \; Crossed 34 stations, arrives in east Hangzhou...... 我一晕。拿出车票给她看\;乘务员说:额,你这个啊,是先去上海虹桥,然后转回来,走回程\;过了34站,才到杭州东…… At that time my speechless...... 当时我那个无语…… On me a car(riage) terminal is also Shanghai Hongqiao......! 我上一趟车终点站也是上海虹桥啊……啊啊啊！ Therefore transfers, tosses about to 8 : 30 pm, arrived in Hangzhou, the hungry my eye socket was green...... 于是又转回来,折腾到晚上八点半,才到了杭州,饿的我眼圈都绿了…… Has gotten off the train, Old Fei leads me to rush, walks the subway, then walks to cross two kilometers, when 9 : 30 arrived at the hotel finally, feels sorry for me the hungry whole body to be incapable. 下了火车,老费带我一路奔,走地铁,然后走路横穿两公里,在九点半的时候终于到了酒店,可怜我已经饿的浑身无力。 Puts down the baggage to eat meal, trafficked jams on road...... 放下行李去吃饭,在路上又堵了车…… When I entered the hotel to wait for a half hour to serve food...... 等到我进入饭店又等了半小时上菜…… Finished eating, around 12 : 00...... Therefore takes taxi to return to the hotel, 吃完,12点多了……于是一路打车回酒店, Before several minutes, renewed...... 就在几分钟前,更新了…… This is really...... Really...... Was drunk...... 这一路真是……真是……醉了…… Yeah, has such several Er Huo (fool) friends, is the luck of my life, were many many experiences. Naturally, if not for I am smart...... Trades individual words, it is estimated that now did not have a fly same to transfer on the road...... 哎,有这么几个二货朋友,也是我人生之福,多了很多经历。当然,若不是我头脑聪明……换个人的话,估计现在还在路上没头苍蝇一样转着呢…… Above. 以上。 It is not I delays renewal really intentionally...... 真不是我故意耽误更新的呀…… Tears!!! 泪！！！ . 。 . 。 . 。 . 。 .. 。。 . 。
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