Bai Yutianthis occasionlooks like a hugebearkingis ordinary, the tigersecludeson the throne, occupies a commanding position, sees the followingson, appreciation that was filled with, butsuchdrills, is actually the air/Qidoes not hitone!白玉天此际就像是一尊庞大的熊王一般,虎踞在宝座上,居高临下,看着下面的儿子,原本满心的赞赏,但这么一打眼,却是气不打一处来!SonBai Chenis not a personcomesto have an audience withunexpectedly, sidehim, is bringing impressively alsotwoyoung woman!
儿子白沉居然不是一个人前来觐见的,在他身边,赫然还带着两个女人!„Scoundrel!”Great Emperorpounds on the table: „Bai Chen! Yourthisyoungbastard! Yourthishewhichmustput in order, yourhe does wishdo! To irritateyourfatherIto be inadequatereally?!”
“混账!”大帝一拍桌子:“白沉!你这个小王八蛋!你这他么的又要整哪一出,你他么的想要干什么!真想要气死你老子我不成吗?!”„Coughs......”one sideEastern HeavenPrime MinisterDongfang YoumengandGreat GeneralXimen Wushengcoughsrepeatedly: „Your majesty, the feudal officialand othersasked to be excused.”
“咳咳咳……”一边的东天丞相东方有梦与大将军西门无生连声咳嗽:“陛下,臣等告退。”Has no alternative butto draw back.
不能不退啊。Scolded itself the sonis the youngbastard, butoneselfactuallysaid the father.
骂自己儿子是小王八蛋,而自己却又自称老子。Thatwassaidonewere the tortoiseor the bastard!?
那是说自己是王八还是王八蛋呢!?Even ifsuch asDongfang YoumengandXimen Wushengthisgradesurvivedhundreds of thousandsyears of old fox, feltownheartsomewhatcould not bear.
纵然如东方有梦与西门无生这等存活了十几万年的老狐狸,也感觉自己心脏有些受不了了。Usuallyinyour majestydoes not haveis so hot tempered, was this?
平日里的陛下没这么暴躁啊,这是怎么了呢?Ok, thisthroughoutisyour majestyhousework, welet us not mix, thiscrucial point, doesmuchwrong, littlemakesfewmistakes, does not doisgood, hurriesto leaveisproper!
算了,这始终是陛下的家务事,我们还是别掺和了,这个节骨眼,多做多错,少做少错,不做就是不错,赶紧走人是正经!„Whatdraws backto draw back? Which do yourold fogieswanttowardto walk? Youdo not know that inthisemperorwhatsharethatseveraldamnfellowdid compel?”Eastern Heaven Great Emperorstares: „Has not hurriedto helpmeteachthisdisobedient son!”
“退什么退?你们两个老家伙想往哪走?你们俩不知道那几个该死的家伙将本帝逼到什么份上了吗?”东天大帝一瞪眼睛:“还不赶紧帮我教训一下这个逆子!”„Coughs......”SirPrime MinisterandGreat Generallaboriousshowing the whites of the eyes: „Your majestyfamily work, Iand other officials under the emperorreallyinconvenientlyparticipate!”
“咳咳咳……”丞相大人与大将军辛苦的翻白眼:“陛下的家事,我等臣属实在不便参与!”„Allgivesthisemperorto standthere, cannotwalk!”Eastern Heaven Great Emperorbristles with anger: „Sonis not obedient, the wifeis not obedient, what's wrong, nowyoudo not listen to the words of thisemperor!? Thisismustcollectively the manufacturing costemperorinstead!”
“全都给本帝站在那里,不许走!”东天大帝怒发冲冠:“儿子不听话,媳妇不听话,怎么,现在连你们也都不听本帝的话了吗!?这是要集体造本帝的反哪!”„Coughs...... The feudal officialsand othercompliant......”Prime MinisterandGreat Generaldrooped the head, Eastern Heaven Great Emperorwere saying, saidagainasks to be excusedand so on, clarifieddoes not give the Great Emperorface, thatwas not the good way of doing things.
“咳咳咳……臣等遵命……”丞相与大将军耷拉着脑袋,东天大帝都这么说了,再说告退云云,就是摆明不给大帝面子,那可不是好路数。„Said that youhow come?”Eastern Heaven Great Emperorhas tidied up the mood, the calmfaceasked.
“说吧,你咋来了?”东天大帝收拾了一下情绪,沉着脸问道。Knows the child, it would be better if the father, regardinghisson'surogenous, Eastern Heaven Great Emperorisveryfamiliar, Lord who the typicalsafedoes not ascend the Buddhist temples!
知子莫如父,对于自己儿子的尿性,东天大帝还是很熟悉的,典型无事不登三宝殿的主!„Sonhad not seen the fathersovereignfor a long time, is actually thinks oftightly. Todaycomesto have an audience withspecially.”Bai Chensaid.
“儿子已经好久未见父皇,却是想念得紧。今日特意前来觐见。”白沉道。„Putsyourmother'sfart!”Eastern Heaven Great Emperorair/Qifoams with rage, pounds on the table, Prime MinisterandGreat Generalare the bodyshake.
“放你娘的屁!”东天大帝气得吹胡子瞪眼,一拍桌子,丞相与大将军都是身体一抖。
Is this dialog between fathers and sons? Moreoverisdialog between onegeneration of Great Emperor and Prince?
这是父子之间的对话?而且还是一代大帝与皇子之间的对话?
Did thisalsofall in price a point?!
这也太掉价了一点吧?!Your majestyusuallyinself-control was also verygood, howto see that each timeFourth Princecanbe shouldered the angereasily, was madsuffers extreme distress?
陛下平素里的涵养也算是很不错的,怎地每次见到四皇子都能被轻易地挑起了火气,气得死去活来?„Yourthisyoungbastardyoungbrat!”Eastern Heaven Great Emperoris wheezing, the eyestareslikebell: „Unexpectedlyalsodared the beautiful mouth saying that whatthoughtme? Reallyhas put17-18cornerseriesfartreally! For a long timehasn't seen? Had not seenseriouslyfor a long time, yourthisyoungbastardgoes outis13,000years, is really for a long time? Yousaid that youdid thinkme? Where did in the endthinkme?”
“你这小王八蛋小兔崽子!”东天大帝气喘咻咻,目瞪如铃:“居然还敢红口白牙的说什么想我了?真真是放了十七八个拐弯连环屁!好久未见?当真是好久未见了,你这个小王八蛋一出门就是13000年,果然是好久?你说你想我了?到底是哪里想我了?”Pounds on the table, the air/Qiwells uplike the mountain: „Yousaidthatyougaveyourfather saying that inyoureyesalsohadyourfathersovereign! Alsohasyourqueen mother!”
一拍桌子,气涌如山:“你说,你给你老子说,你眼中还有没有你的父皇!还有没有你的母后!”„In the childheartoftenmissesseriously, every dayinthreewill burn a joss sticksooner or later, the duskthreekotow, onedaydoes not drawblessesfathersovereignqueen motherEternal Life not old, the longevity and dayare uneven.”Bai Chenquietsaying.
“孩儿心中当真是时常挂念的,每日里早晚三炷香,晨昏三叩首,一日不拉地祝福父皇母后长生不老,寿与天齐。”白沉沉静的说道。„......” The Eastern Heaven Great Emperorair/Qihas almost fainted: „Yourthisdisobedientunfilialdisobedient son! Unexpectedlysooner or laterthreewill also burn a joss stick, duskthreekotow...... Your you...... Did youregardspirit tabletto hold a memorial servicefather? Yourthing! Youwantlivinglyirritatesme?!”
“哇呀呀……”东天大帝差点气晕了过去:“你这忤逆不孝的逆子!居然还早晚三炷香,晨昏三叩首……你你你……你这是将老子当成了灵位来祭奠了么?你个混账东西!你这是要活生生的气死我吗?!”„Fathersovereignreallywantsto be many, childtheredaresto havesuchidea.”Bai Chenlowers the head saying: „, The fathersovereignalsoabsolutelyair/Qiundying......”
“父皇真真是想多了,孩儿那里敢有这样的想法。”白沉低头道:“还有,父皇也是万万气不死的……”„Bang!”
“砰!”Finallyhas not borne, short of breathEastern Heaven Great Emperoris a palm of the handgets down, before thisfrontWhite Jadetabledoes not haveagain, twoluck, entirehad been cranked upashesbythispalm of the hand: „If can irritate, thisemperorhad been irritated alreadybyyou, is not?”
终于没有忍住,气急的东天大帝又是一巴掌下去,这次面前的白玉桌案再没有前两次的幸运,整个被这一巴掌拍成了齑粉:“若是能够气得死,本帝早就被你气死了,是也不是?”„Childtheredaresto havetreason and heresy the idea of such.”
“孩儿那里敢有这么大逆不道的想法。”„Does theredare? Ithought that yourtheredares! Dares! Yourbigdaring!”
“那里敢?我看你那里都敢!非常敢!你大大的敢!”Eastern Heaven Great Emperoris similar towas enraged the lion, walks back and forthin big strides, thatsharemanicair/Qi, letsstand, inPrime MinisterandGreat Generalat the same timelook in the heartto brave the cold air, the bodywill go all outto shrinkin the future, will extinguishoneselfto have the feelingdiligently.东天大帝如同一头被激怒了的雄狮,大踏步地走来走去,那股子狂躁之气,让侍立在一边的丞相与大将军看得心中直冒凉气,身子拼命往后缩,努力消弭自身存在感。„Hurriedto sayproperly, were youdo dotoday?”Eastern Heaven Great Emperorflipped the supercilious look, drawdiligentlyfeels relieved the anger of turningwells up: „Do not sayagainanythingthought of the words that and so on, thisemperorlistened to spit!”
“赶紧说正经的,你今天来是干嘛来了?”东天大帝翻了翻白眼,努力的平息心中翻涌的怒气:“不要再说什么想念之类的话,本帝听了想吐!”„This......”Bai Chenstarts to speak but hesitates.
“这个……”白沉欲言又止。„Does?!”Eastern Heaven Great Emperoryour majestycannot bear the anger the strategic placecome up: „Had the wordsto say! Somefartput! Canhappy?!”
“干嘛?!”东天大帝陛下忍不住火气又要冲上来:“有话就说!有屁就放!能不能痛快点?!”„Childbefore the fathersovereign, onlydaresto speak, does not dareto break wind.”Bai Chenlowers the head.
“孩儿在父皇面前,只敢说话,不敢放屁。”白沉低着头。„Putsyourmother......” the Eastern Heaven Great Emperorone breathto suppressin the throatnearlycannot come up, the eyeballalmostprominenteye socket, just likemusteat the personto stare atBai Chengenerally, long timemaliciouslyaspirates, at onceactuallygets angryinsteadsmilesextremely: „Okline...... Bai Chen, whiteposter, youbutnow the prospecthas sentgreatly, sentflamboyantgreatly...... Nowhas not paid attention tofatherthoroughly, is?”
“放你妈……”东天大帝一口气憋在喉咙里险些上不来,眼珠子几乎突出眼眶,宛如要吃人一般的盯着白沉,半晌才狠狠吐气,旋即却又怒极反笑:“行啊行啊……白沉,白楼主,你现在可是出息大发了,牛逼大发了……现在已经彻底不将老子放在眼里了,是不是?”„Fathersovereignerroneousto praise, wherechilddares!”
“父皇谬赞,孩儿哪里敢!”„I......”Eastern Heaven Great Emperorcannot bearclashfinallycrazily, washes one's hands of a palm of the hand, „”entiremakesdozenszhang (3.33 m)Bai Chenall of a sudden, „bang”hitson the column.
“我……”东天大帝终于忍不住狂冲下来,抖手一巴掌,“啪”的一下子就将白沉整个打出数十丈,“轰”的一声撞在立柱上。Great Emperoronce againsharplyclasheson, beginningright in the facegreeted: „Yourusesthisthatbrokentonetomeagain! Yougivemeagainundying not livebastardappearance, yougivemeagain......”大帝又再度急冲而上,劈头盖脸的动手招呼:“你丫的再给我用这种那个破口气!你丫再给我不死不活的这个王八蛋样子,你再给我……”Performingis the sound that between both the human bodystrikes against......
啪啪啪啪,尽是两者间肉体碰击的声响……„Fatherkillsyoutodaywhile still alive! Whenhas not livedyourthisyoungbastard! Your you......”
“老子今天活活打死你!就当没生过你这个小王八蛋!你你你……”Eastern Heaven Great Emperorreallymustbe wild with ragebythisson......东天大帝真是要被这个儿子气疯了……Long timelong time, was devastatedBai ChenYoung Master Baimiserably, the clothingwas shattered, cut and bruised, a handsomefacewas earlierturned into a pigappearance, the corners of the mouthhas bled, describeddrearily.
良久良久,惨被蹂躏一番的白沉白公子,衣衫破碎,遍体鳞伤,一张俊脸更早已经变成了猪头模样,嘴角流血,形容惨淡至极。
After Eastern Heaven Great Emperoronevented, stillfuriousjoins hands behind the back, coldlysaid: „Did not saythatget lost!”东天大帝一番发泄之后,兀自气哼哼的背着手回来,冷冷道:“再不说,就滚!”Turns the head, actuallysawWan'er and Xiu'ereyefulconcernscompletelyisgrievedlookstaringBai Chen, cannot help butwasoneshareevillyhas actually gotten mad, wished one couldto comeonetoownsonagainround.
一转头,却又看到了婉儿和秀儿满眼关切尽是心痛神色的盯白沉,却不由得又是一股子邪火冒了上来,恨不得再对自己儿子来一轮啪啪啪。„I heard that your twogirls......” the Eastern Heaven Great Emperorsharpvision, thensuch asis the foodcorpsevulture in desertgenerallymaliciouslylooks atWan'erandXiu'er: „WhatWan Of The Cloudsis called, whatXiu Of The Heavens?”
“听说,你这两个丫头……”东天大帝锐利的目光,便如是沙漠之中的食尸鹫一般狠狠的看着婉儿和秀儿:“叫做什么云端之婉,什么什么天上之秀?”Bai Chenquiethas scratched the bloodstain of corners of the mouth, at a moderate paceresponse: „Yes, calledthesetwonames, did the sonobtain the nameto be good?!”白沉沉静的擦了擦嘴角的血迹,不紧不慢的回应道:“是,正是叫这两个名字,儿子取得名字还不错吧?!”
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