RITF :: Volume #20

#1973: So fathers and sons


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Bai Yutian this occasion looks like a huge bear king is ordinary, the tiger secludes on the throne, occupies a commanding position, sees the following son, appreciation that was filled with, but such drills, is actually the air/Qi does not hit one! 白玉天此际就像是一尊庞大的熊王一般,虎踞在宝座上,居高临下,看着下面的儿子,原本满心的赞赏,但这么一打眼,却是气不打一处来! Son Bai Chen is not a person comes to have an audience with unexpectedly, side him, is bringing impressively also two young woman! 儿子白沉居然不是一个人前来觐见的,在他身边,赫然还带着两个女人 Scoundrel!” Great Emperor pounds on the table: Bai Chen! Your this young bastard! Your this he which must put in order, your he does wish do! To irritate your father I to be inadequate really?!” “混账!”大帝一拍桌子:“白沉!你这个小王八蛋!你这他么的又要整哪一出,你他么的想要干什么!真想要气死你老子我不成吗?!” Coughs......” one side Eastern Heaven Prime Minister Dongfang Youmeng and Great General Ximen Wusheng coughs repeatedly: Your majesty, the feudal official and others asked to be excused.” “咳咳咳……”一边的东天丞相东方有梦大将军西门无生连声咳嗽:“陛下,臣等告退。” Has no alternative but to draw back. 不能不退啊。 Scolded itself the son is the young bastard, but oneself actually said the father. 骂自己儿子是小王八蛋,而自己却又自称老子。 That was said one were the tortoise or the bastard!? 那是说自己是王八还是王八蛋呢!? Even if such as Dongfang Youmeng and Ximen Wusheng this grade survived hundreds of thousands years of old fox, felt own heart somewhat could not bear. 纵然如东方有梦西门无生这等存活了十几万年的老狐狸,也感觉自己心脏有些受不了了。 Usually in your majesty does not have is so hot tempered, was this? 平日里的陛下没这么暴躁啊,这是怎么了呢? Ok, this throughout is your majesty housework, we let us not mix, this crucial point, does much wrong, little makes few mistakes, does not do is good, hurries to leave is proper! 算了,这始终是陛下的家务事,我们还是别掺和了,这个节骨眼,多做多错,少做少错,不做就是不错,赶紧走人是正经! What draws back to draw back? Which do your old fogies want toward to walk? You do not know that in this emperor what share that several damn fellow did compel?” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor stares: Has not hurried to help me teach this disobedient son!” “退什么退?你们两个老家伙想往哪走?你们俩不知道那几个该死的家伙将本帝逼到什么份上了吗?”东天大帝一瞪眼睛:“还不赶紧帮我教训一下这个逆子!” Coughs......” Sir Prime Minister and Great General laborious showing the whites of the eyes: Your majesty family work, I and other officials under the emperor really inconveniently participate!” “咳咳咳……”丞相大人与大将军辛苦的翻白眼:“陛下的家事,我等臣属实在不便参与!” All gives this emperor to stand there, cannot walk!” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor bristles with anger: Son is not obedient, the wife is not obedient, what's wrong, now you do not listen to the words of this emperor!? This is must collectively the manufacturing cost emperor instead!” “全都给本帝站在那里,不许走!”东天大帝怒发冲冠:“儿子不听话,媳妇不听话,怎么,现在连你们也都不听本帝的话了吗!?这是要集体造本帝的反哪!” Coughs...... The feudal officials and other compliant......” Prime Minister and Great General drooped the head, Eastern Heaven Great Emperor were saying, said again asks to be excused and so on, clarified does not give the Great Emperor face, that was not the good way of doing things. “咳咳咳……臣等遵命……”丞相大将军耷拉着脑袋,东天大帝都这么说了,再说告退云云,就是摆明不给大帝面子,那可不是好路数。 Said that you how come?” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor has tidied up the mood, the calm face asked. “说吧,你咋来了?”东天大帝收拾了一下情绪,沉着脸问道。 Knows the child, it would be better if the father, regarding his son's urogenous, Eastern Heaven Great Emperor is very familiar, Lord who the typical safe does not ascend the Buddhist temples! 知子莫如父,对于自己儿子的尿性,东天大帝还是很熟悉的,典型无事不登三宝殿的主! Son had not seen the father sovereign for a long time, is actually thinks of tightly. Today comes to have an audience with specially.” Bai Chen said. “儿子已经好久未见父皇,却是想念得紧。今日特意前来觐见。”白沉道。 Puts your mother's fart!” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor air/Qi foams with rage, pounds on the table, Prime Minister and Great General are the body shake. “放你娘的屁!”东天大帝气得吹胡子瞪眼,一拍桌子,丞相大将军都是身体一抖。 Is this dialog between fathers and sons? Moreover is dialog between one generation of Great Emperor and Prince? 这是父子之间的对话?而且还是一代大帝皇子之间的对话? Did this also fall in price a point?! 这也太掉价了一点吧?! Your majesty usually in self-control was also very good, how to see that each time Fourth Prince can be shouldered the anger easily, was mad suffers extreme distress? 陛下平素里的涵养也算是很不错的,怎地每次见到四皇子都能被轻易地挑起了火气,气得死去活来? Your this young bastard young brat!” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor is wheezing, the eye stares like bell: Unexpectedly also dared the beautiful mouth saying that what thought me? Really has put 17-18 corner series fart really! For a long time hasn't seen? Had not seen seriously for a long time, your this young bastard goes out is 13,000 years, is really for a long time? You said that you did think me? Where did in the end think me?” “你这小王八蛋小兔崽子!”东天大帝气喘咻咻,目瞪如铃:“居然还敢红口白牙的说什么想我了?真真是放了十七八个拐弯连环屁!好久未见?当真是好久未见了,你这个小王八蛋一出门就是13000年,果然是好久?你说你想我了?到底是哪里想我了?” Pounds on the table, the air/Qi wells up like the mountain: You said that you gave your father saying that in your eyes also had your father sovereign! Also has your queen mother!” 一拍桌子,气涌如山:“你说,你给你老子说,你眼中还有没有你的父皇!还有没有你的母后!” In the child heart often misses seriously, every day in three will burn a joss stick sooner or later, the dusk three kotow, one day does not draw blesses father sovereign queen mother Eternal Life not old, the longevity and day are uneven.” Bai Chen quiet saying. “孩儿心中当真是时常挂念的,每日里早晚三炷香,晨昏三叩首,一日不拉地祝福父皇母后长生不老,寿与天齐。”白沉沉静的说道。 „......” The Eastern Heaven Great Emperor air/Qi has almost fainted: Your this disobedient unfilial disobedient son! Unexpectedly sooner or later three will also burn a joss stick, dusk three kotow...... Your you...... Did you regard spirit tablet to hold a memorial service father? Your thing! You want livingly irritates me?!” “哇呀呀……”东天大帝差点气晕了过去:“你这忤逆不孝的逆子!居然还早晚三炷香,晨昏三叩首……你你你……你这是将老子当成了灵位来祭奠了么?你个混账东西!你这是要活生生的气死我吗?!” Father sovereign really wants to be many, child there dares to have such idea.” Bai Chen lowers the head saying: „, The father sovereign also absolutely air/Qi undying......” “父皇真真是想多了,孩儿那里敢有这样的想法。”白沉低头道:“还有,父皇也是万万气不死的……” Bang!” “砰!” Finally has not borne, short of breath Eastern Heaven Great Emperor is a palm of the hand gets down, before this front White Jade table does not have again, two luck, entire had been cranked up ashes by this palm of the hand: If can irritate, this emperor had been irritated already by you, is not?” 终于没有忍住,气急的东天大帝又是一巴掌下去,这次面前的白玉桌案再没有前两次的幸运,整个被这一巴掌拍成了齑粉:“若是能够气得死,本帝早就被你气死了,是也不是?” Child there dares to have treason and heresy the idea of such.” “孩儿那里敢有这么大逆不道的想法。” „Does there dare? I thought that your there dares! Dares! Your big daring!” “那里敢?我看你那里都敢!非常敢!你大大的敢!” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor is similar to was enraged the lion, walks back and forth in big strides, that share manic air/Qi, lets stand, in Prime Minister and Great General at the same time look in the heart to brave the cold air, the body will go all out to shrink in the future, will extinguish oneself to have the feeling diligently. 东天大帝如同一头被激怒了的雄狮,大踏步地走来走去,那股子狂躁之气,让侍立在一边的丞相大将军看得心中直冒凉气,身子拼命往后缩,努力消弭自身存在感。 Hurried to say properly, were you do do today?” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor flipped the supercilious look, draw diligently feels relieved the anger of turning wells up: Do not say again anything thought of the words that and so on, this emperor listened to spit!” “赶紧说正经的,你今天来是干嘛来了?”东天大帝翻了翻白眼,努力的平息心中翻涌的怒气:“不要再说什么想念之类的话,本帝听了想吐!” This......” Bai Chen starts to speak but hesitates. “这个……”白沉欲言又止。 Does?!” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor your majesty cannot bear the anger the strategic place come up: Had the words to say! Some fart put! Can happy?!” “干嘛?!”东天大帝陛下忍不住火气又要冲上来:“有话就说!有屁就放!能不能痛快点?!” Child before the father sovereign, only dares to speak, does not dare to break wind.” Bai Chen lowers the head. “孩儿在父皇面前,只敢说话,不敢放屁。”白沉低着头。 Puts your mother......” the Eastern Heaven Great Emperor one breath to suppress in the throat nearly cannot come up, the eyeball almost prominent eye socket, just like must eat the person to stare at Bai Chen generally, long time maliciously aspirates, at once actually gets angry instead smiles extremely: Ok line...... Bai Chen, white poster, you but now the prospect has sent greatly, sent flamboyant greatly...... Now has not paid attention to father thoroughly, is?” “放你妈……”东天大帝一口气憋在喉咙里险些上不来,眼珠子几乎突出眼眶,宛如要吃人一般的盯着白沉,半晌才狠狠吐气,旋即却又怒极反笑:“行啊行啊……白沉,白楼主,你现在可是出息大发了,牛逼大发了……现在已经彻底不将老子放在眼里了,是不是?” Father sovereign erroneous to praise, where child dares!” “父皇谬赞,孩儿哪里敢!” I......” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor cannot bear clash finally crazily, washes one's hands of a palm of the hand, „” entire makes dozens zhang (3.33 m) Bai Chen all of a sudden, bang hits on the column. “我……”东天大帝终于忍不住狂冲下来,抖手一巴掌,“啪”的一下子就将白沉整个打出数十丈,“轰”的一声撞在立柱上。 Great Emperor once again sharply clashes on, beginning right in the face greeted: Your uses this that broken tone to me again! You give me again undying not live bastard appearance, you give me again......” 大帝又再度急冲而上,劈头盖脸的动手招呼:“你丫的再给我用这种那个破口气!你丫再给我不死不活的这个王八蛋样子,你再给我……” Performing is the sound that between both the human body strikes against...... 啪啪啪啪,尽是两者间肉体碰击的声响…… Father kills you today while still alive! When has not lived your this young bastard! Your you......” “老子今天活活打死你!就当没生过你这个小王八蛋!你你你……” Eastern Heaven Great Emperor really must be wild with rage by this son...... 东天大帝真是要被这个儿子气疯了…… Long time long time, was devastated Bai Chen Young Master Bai miserably, the clothing was shattered, cut and bruised, a handsome face was earlier turned into a pig appearance, the corners of the mouth has bled, described drearily. 良久良久,惨被蹂躏一番的白沉白公子,衣衫破碎,遍体鳞伤,一张俊脸更早已经变成了猪头模样,嘴角流血,形容惨淡至极。 After Eastern Heaven Great Emperor one vented, still furious joins hands behind the back, coldly said: Did not say that get lost!” 东天大帝一番发泄之后,兀自气哼哼的背着手回来,冷冷道:“再不说,就滚!” Turns the head, actually saw Wan'er and Xiu'er eyeful concerns completely is grieved look staring Bai Chen, cannot help but was one share evilly has actually gotten mad, wished one could to come one to own son again round. 一转头,却又看到了婉儿秀儿满眼关切尽是心痛神色的盯白沉,却不由得又是一股子邪火冒了上来,恨不得再对自己儿子来一轮啪啪啪。 I heard that your two girls......” the Eastern Heaven Great Emperor sharp vision, then such as is the food corpse vulture in desert generally maliciously looks at Wan'er and Xiu'er: What Wan Of The Clouds is called, what Xiu Of The Heavens?” “听说,你这两个丫头……”东天大帝锐利的目光,便如是沙漠之中的食尸鹫一般狠狠的看着婉儿秀儿:“叫做什么云端之婉,什么什么天上之秀?” Bai Chen quiet has scratched the bloodstain of corners of the mouth, at a moderate pace response: Yes, called these two names, did the son obtain the name to be good?!” 白沉沉静的擦了擦嘴角的血迹,不紧不慢的回应道:“是,正是叫这两个名字,儿子取得名字还不错吧?!”
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