RITF :: Volume #17

#1665: Longfeng egg


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Do not talk nonsense, how I ate the rare and exotic foods......” old man to see look that Ye Xiao soon torched, weak saying: Has not eaten the rare and exotic foods really......” “你不要瞎说,我怎么就吃了龙肝凤胆……”老头看到叶笑快要喷火的眼神,弱弱的说道:“真没吃龙肝凤胆啊……” How I do not believe!” The Ye Xiao air/Qi does not hit one, flies into a rage: You, if has not offended the taboo of Dragon and Phoenix two Clans, they will set out such big manpower in view of you...... We said that Colored Glass Heaven distance here far? Does Purple Dragon King have Gold Phoenix King is the person of what kind status? Unexpectedly traces here to come! You have the guts you to continue to quibble, continue!” “我怎么就那么不信呢!”叶笑气不打一处来,暴跳如雷:“你要是没触犯龙凤两族的忌讳,他们会出动这么大的人力针对你一个人……咱这么说,琉璃天距离这里有多远?紫龙王还有金凤王又是何等身份之人?居然一路追踪到这里来!你有胆量你就继续狡辩,继续啊!” The old man imposing manner is weaker: In any case I...... I definitely am...... Has not eaten the rare and exotic foods......” 老头气势更弱:“反正我……我肯定是……没吃龙肝凤胆……” Hasn't eaten the rare and exotic foods? Your what meaning?” Ye Xiao stares, this old man always emphasized this doing. “没吃龙肝凤胆?你什么意思?”叶笑一愣,这老头总强调这点干嘛。 I have not eaten the rare and exotic foods...... old man to be also redundant really, seemingly is righteous. “我真没吃龙肝凤胆……”老头又再重复一句,也不知怎地貌似还理直气壮起来。 Ye Xiao saves a thought suddenly, the sinking sound said: Has not eaten the rare and exotic foods, definitely has eaten other shouldn't the matter of eating? Is anything!” 叶笑突然省起一个念头,沉声说道:“没吃龙肝凤胆,肯定是吃了别的不该吃的物事吧?是什么啊!” One hear of this saying, old man's righteous momentum sharply extinguishes, said scruple: Was hungry, can eat thing? This right? Does could it be that starve to death while still alive oneself?” 一听这话,那老头理直气壮的声势锐灭,迟疑道:“饿了,总要吃东西吧?这没错吧?难道活活饿死自己?” Ye Xiao knows immediately one have guessed right, a heavy line of forehead gets up suddenly, pursues asks: Said the proper business!” 叶笑登时知道自己猜对了,一脑门子的黑线骤起,追问道:“说正事!” Old man's imposing manner was even more weak: How could it not be eats to sate the appetite is proper business...... I was good at that time hungrily quite hungry...... Hears that anything very delicious...... I...... I......” 老头的气势愈发弱了:“吃饱饭岂不就是正事啊……我当时好饿好饿……听说那啥很好吃……我就……我就……” Ye Xiao stared round the eye, in heart was not very wonderful felt that the intravenous drip multiplied: Your proper speech line not, was this? What that what? Is that what what? You explain actually! You did not say that you haven't eaten the rare and exotic foods? Is could it be that that what more serious than the rare and exotic foods?” 叶笑瞪圆了眼睛,心中一股很不妙感觉点滴滋生:“你正经说话行不,这是怎么了?什么那啥?那啥是个啥?你倒是说明白啊!你不是说你没吃龙肝凤胆吗?难道那啥比龙肝凤胆还严重?” Anxious! 急死了! Surely does not have the rare and exotic foods to be important, I heard...... Phoenix Egg is very delicious, but also filling......” old man corners of the mouth twitched: I have had an idea, planned that stole Phoenix Egg to eat, I only want to steal Phoenix Egg seriously, has not thought absolutely stole Dragon Egg......” “肯定是没有龙肝凤胆重要,我就是听说……凤凰蛋很好吃,还耐饱……”老头嘴角抽搐了一下:“我就生出了个想法,打算去偷了一枚凤凰蛋吃了,我当真就只想偷了凤凰蛋而已,绝对没想到偷龙蛋的……” „......” Ye Xiao stares dumbfounded, looks at this bold fellow, listens to the meaning of this fellow, clearly was Phoenix Egg Dragon Egg together wraps round?! “……”叶笑瞠目结舌,看着这个胆大包天的家伙,听这家伙的意思,分明是凤凰蛋龙蛋一起包圆了的呢?! But I have not thought...... Phoenix Egg that I eat, by coincidence Gold Phoenix King egg......” old man face sad urging: I also think is the bastard egg......” “但我万万没有想到……我吃的凤凰蛋,无巧不巧正是金凤王的蛋……”老头一脸悲催:“我原本还以为是杂种蛋呢……” Puts your paternal grandmother's dog smelly fart!” “放你奶奶的狗臭屁!” Ye Xiao could not bear explode thick mouth finally, exported the dirty [say / way]: bastard egg? bastard egg you also with stealing?” 叶笑终于忍不住爆了粗口,出口成脏道:“杂种蛋?杂种蛋你还用偷么?” The sincerity cannot bear wants to spurt this old continuous face saliva, this also too Best Quality?! 真心忍不住就想要喷这个老不休一脸口水,这也太极品了吧?! This matter cannot blame me really......” old man's undeserved explanation: At that time two eggs placed in one, in the Phoenix normal condition spawn only produce one, at that time looks is two, then the judgment cannot be purebred Phoenix Egg......” “这事真不能怪我啊……”老头冤枉的解释:“当时有两枚蛋安置在一处,凤凰正常情况下产卵就只产一枚的,当时看着是两枚,便判断不会是纯种的凤凰蛋……” Ye Xiao even more does not think wonderfully, is probing asking: Two eggs?” 叶笑愈发觉得不妙,试探着问道:“两枚蛋?” Yes...... I do not think anything at the worst gave to eat......” old man face sad urging: Then had on the cup, that two eggs besides one are Gold Phoenix King Phoenix Egg of birth, after another unexpectedly is Purple Dragon King, egg that produces...... They planned places in the descendant together, attempted that dragon and phoenix about calling the world matches...... This, that...... I do not know......” “是啊……我以为没啥大不了的就都给吃了……”老头一脸悲催:“然后就杯具了,那两枚蛋除了一枚是金凤王所诞的凤凰蛋之外,另一个居然是紫龙王后所产的蛋……他们本来打算将后代安置在一起,希图个龙凤合鸣天地配……这个,那个……我不知道……” Ye Xiao has a dizzy spell, finally has not controlled, plants on the ground, long time has not crawled obstinately! 叶笑头晕目眩,终于没有控制住,一头栽在地上,半晌愣是没爬起来! I depend, you might as well are direct the stealing food rare and exotic foods, you have eaten a dragon and a phoenix directly, Dragon and Phoenix two Clans Princess Prince is, does not chase down you to chase down anyone, can do the goods of this matter, kills is not excessive! 我靠,您还不如直接偷吃龙肝凤胆呢,你这是直接吃了一龙一凤,还是龙凤两族皇子公主之属,不追杀你追杀谁,能够干出这种事的货色,怎么杀都不过分! The old man called to hit the day tune: „Did baby you understand what is heard? You give to figure out, where has Phoenix Egg and Dragon Egg puts together? Doesn't that tempt others to steal? Whom puts not to think that is the bastard egg? Also at that time I was also really hungry, the good food current who can bear......” 老头一个劲地叫撞天曲:“娃娃你都听明白了吧?你来给评评理,哪有凤凰蛋龙蛋放在一起的?那不是引诱别人去偷么?搁谁不得以为那是杂种蛋?再说当时我也是真饿了,美食当前谁能忍得住……” Ye Xiao supports oneself forehead weak: Stops, stops stops from time to time! Do not explain! The explanation conceals, conceals really has its matter, now the fact you have explained that what vigor but also explained?!” 叶笑无力地扶住自己额头:“停,停停停!你可别解释了!解释就是掩饰,掩饰就是确有其事,现在事实您自己都说明白了,还解释个什么劲?!” sad urging of his face: I know finally that you have done any seething discontent among the people matter...... Also has, can you not call my baby, hurried of my to terrify, thinks that by you have eaten Dragon Egg Phoenix Egg, hurried of my to terrify!” 他一脸的悲催:“我终于知道,你干了什么天怒人怨的事情……还有还有,您老能不能别叫我娃娃了,我瘆的慌,一想到被你吃了的龙蛋凤凰蛋,我更瘆的慌!” Your this baby can say that is this matter? I am have no intention really, said again, that Dragon Egg Phoenix Egg has not hatched, eats the egg with eating the dragon eats Phoenix to have the difference of essence to be good......” old man to droop the head, weak explanation. His that condition, only feared that linked him not to deceive! “你这娃娃咋能这么说呢,这是一回事么?我真的真的是无意的,再说了,那龙蛋凤凰蛋不还没孵出来么,吃蛋跟吃龙吃凤凰有本质的差异好不好……”老头耷拉着脑袋,弱弱的解释。只是他那状态,只怕连他自己都糊弄不了! No wonder you such were chased down......” the Ye Xiao headache to get up: I also finally knew, I have provoked what kind of extreme trouble...... The heaven, the earth, I should not save you, my this is helps a tyrant do evil......” “怪不得你被人这么追杀……”叶笑头痛起来:“我也终于知道了,我招惹了怎样的一个泼天的麻烦……苍天啊,大地啊,我不应该救你啊,我这是助纣为虐啊……” Old man grins, seemingly also thought somewhat embarrassed, still muttered the argument: Baby, you do not repent, I have eaten their egg this not false...... But their several thousand people chase down my several hundred ten thousand li (5.000 km) roads, then chases down me called one to go down in the world pitifully, cut and bruised, was scarred, barely escapes...... Has run into the baby of this good intention, that was not barely escapes to pass away, must die without doubt!” 老头咧咧嘴,貌似也觉得有些不好意思,却仍喃喃辩解:“娃娃啊,你千万别自怨自艾,我就吃了他们两个蛋这不假……但他们好几千人追杀我好几百万里路,那把我追杀的叫一个凄惨落魄,遍体鳞伤,伤痕累累,险死还生……要不是遇到了你这个好心的娃娃,那就不是险死还生而一命呜呼,必死无疑了!” I, chase down your several hundred ten thousand li (5.000 km) road that to be light! How they are not many try harder, directly your this old lecher tormenting to death, you knows that you live some people to hate, dead the role that now also some people hated.” “我呸,追杀你几百万里路那都是轻的!他们就怎么不多加一把劲,直接把你这个老不修给整死呢,你知不知道你现在就是活着有人恨,死了还有人恨的角色。” Ye Xiao roars: „Your you...... Even if cut to pieces you, pulls out samsara to suffer for 10,000 years...... That is light! What most unforgivable is, you me, Life and Death Hall, entire Monarch Pavil­ion drag to launch now, was I blind before, look at you to be pleasing to the eyes? I have eyes but fail to see, he being supercilious!” 叶笑怒吼一声:“你你你……就算将你千刀万剐,拉出轮回折磨10000年……那都是轻的!最最不可饶恕的是,你现在把我,把生死堂,连带整个君主阁都拖下水了,我之前就瞎了眼,看你顺眼了呢?我真是有眼无珠,就他么的目中无人!” The old man deeply looked at Ye Xiao one, supple sound track: Spoke discreetly...... Spoke discreetly...... How you were supercilious, do not think that you made a turn to scold me me unable to listen! Everybody may be the rivers and lakes person, Lu Jian does not put down the lending a hand in emergency book is the true colors of rivers and lakes real man, let alone baby your moral nature really good, how possibly to see somebody in danger and do nothing! That as the saying goes...... Meets by chance smiles to vanish the love and hate......” 老头深深地望了叶笑一眼,柔声道:“言重了……言重了……你咋就目中无人了呢,别以为你转弯骂我我听不出来!大家可都是江湖人,路见不平拔刀相助本就是江湖好汉的本色,更何况娃娃你心底真的好,怎么可能见死不救,是不是!那句俗话说得好……相逢一笑泯恩仇……” Ye Xiao is repulsed finally. 叶笑终于败退。 He, later, if dares saying that again my Ye Xiao mouth artillery is invincible, incomparable not right, I breakneck with that person, today may be experiences to what is mountain also mountain tall, the person of high skill back has the person of high skill, this old man's facial skin is not only thicker than the city wall, is simply thicker than the city wall corner! 他么的,以后谁要是再敢说我叶笑嘴炮无敌,无匹无对,我就跟那人玩命,今天可算是见识到啥叫一山还有一山高,高人背后有高人了,这老头的脸皮岂止是比城墙厚,简直比城墙拐弯还厚! Your he has eaten others son daughters, unexpectedly also wants to meet by chance with others smiles to vanish the love and hate...... 你他么的将人家儿子女儿都吃了,居然还想要跟人家相逢一笑泯恩仇…… Your in the end thinks? 到底是咋想的呢? Ye Xiao draws a conclusion from this, if cultivation level of this old fogy can have 30% of its facial skin thickness, smiles World of Mortals sufficiently arrogantly, smiles completely the hero! 叶笑更由此得出一个结论,若是这老家伙的修为能有其脸皮厚度的三成,足以傲笑红尘,笑尽英雄! „, You told me...... Who your is in the end? Even if finally I, because you exhaust oneself, can make me make to understand the ghost?!” Ye Xiao weak asking. “罢了,你告诉我……你到底是谁?就算最终我因你受累,总得让我做个明白鬼吧?!”叶笑无力的问道。 ............ ………… I who <\; yesterday drank...... Direct that anything...... Said that a matter, everybody can guess that I have drunk many: To this afternoon, urination time also has a wine taste...... <\;昨天喝的我……直接的那啥了……就说一件事,大家就能猜出来我喝了多少:一直到今下午,小便的时候还有股酒味…… Drank me...... >\; 喝死我了……>\;
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