RITF :: Volume #2

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Vomiting...... Thin in crash-bang...... 呕……稀里哗啦…… Just swallowed belly inside good food, has spurted like the tide generally. Crash-bang...... 刚刚吃进肚子里面的美食,有如潮水一般的喷了出来。哗啦啦啦啦…… Old Guan consecrates is providing much food for thought that was saying the good food delightedly, where wants to obtain the big boss to come a volcanic eruption unexpectedly? Unexpected, immediately was spurted the whole face whole body is...... 关老供奉正在回味无穷,眉飞色舞的说着美食,哪里想得到大老板居然会来了一个火山爆发?猝不及防之下,顿时被喷得满脸满身都是…… Suddenly, the whole person has tarried, immediately is an intense disgusting feeling clashes, „”, is the vomit unceasing...... 一时间,整个人呆住了,随即才是一股强烈的恶心感觉冲上来,“哇”的一声,也是呕吐不绝…… The big boss is vomiting hoarsely...... 大老板声嘶力竭的呕吐着…… Here that situation was frigid to the extreme, Old Guan has consecrated simply has spat has nothing to spit, but the big boss crazily was still spurting...... As if must oneself these year of eating also all spits...... 那情况简直是惨烈到了极点,关老供奉这边都已经吐得没什么可吐了,但大老板还在狂喷……似乎要将自己这些年吃下去的也全都吐出来…… Maidservant at the same time frightens the whole body shivering complexion to be pallid. 一边的侍女吓得浑身颤抖脸色煞白。 How this was...... 这是咋了…… How this in the end was...... 到底是怎么了…… Finally, Wan Zenghao stopped the vomit, a wry neck, at the same time lies down toward deck chair on, worn out saying: Hurries, hurries...... All tidied up...... Changes the body clothes...... Vomit! Vomits......” 终于,万正豪停止了呕吐,一歪脖子,往一边的躺椅上一躺,有气无力的说道:“赶紧的,赶紧的……全都收拾了……换身衣服……呕!呕……” Immediately is one retches, was actually anything cannot spit, really has not resulted in may spit, thoroughly worn out paralysis there. 随即又是一阵干呕,却是什么都吐不出来了,实在没得可吐了,彻底有气无力地瘫在了那里。 Old Guan consecrates to be black the face, bringing the soup that a big boss is spitting to exit to change the clothes to go...... 关老供奉黑着脸,带着一身大老板吐出来的汤汤水水出去换衣服去了…… The maidservants responded rapidly, the movement fast, in an instant cleaned up the room in cleanly. Then the syrup jinger soup and so on, hurries to serve the big boss...... 侍女反应迅速,动作飞快,转眼就将房间里收拾得干干净净。然后糖水姜汤之类,赶紧伺候大老板…… Long time long time...... 良久良久…… Wan Zenghao considers as finished to gasp for breath, sudden whins: My God...... Since this Human World, has been ancient, comes across this matter is also full of praise...... Only then my Wan Zenghao...... My my I...... I have made the history!”, 万正豪算了喘了一口气,突然一声哀嚎:“我的天哪……在这人世间,亘古以来,遇到这种事情的还赞不绝口的……就只有我万正豪一个啊……我我我……我又创造了历史呀!”、 The Wan Zenghao grief and indignation wants saying certainly. 万正豪悲愤欲绝的说道。 The curtain raises, Guan Da consecrated angrily to walk, the complexion was very unattractive: Storekeeper, how you today was this?” 门帘一掀,关大供奉气冲冲的走了进来,脸色很不好看:“掌柜的,您今天这是怎么了?” In auctioning hall did, actually directly is spurted for a lifetime a face by the big boss, moreover had eaten after just the good thing,...... Old man thorough being angry. 在拍卖堂干了一辈子,却被大老板直接喷一脸,而且是刚刚吃了好东西之后……老头彻底的生气了。 Wan Zenghao has turned away weak, the atheistic eye looks at Old Guan to consecrate, opened mouth, wants to speak, is anything has not said eventually. 万正豪无力地转过脸,无神的眼睛看着关老供奉,张了张嘴,想要说话,却终究是什么都没有说出来。 What can I say? 我能说啥? I can also tell you...... Oil that these oil, on me pull out actually? 我还能告诉你……那些油,其实我身上抽出来的油? I can say...... Do I eat the oil that on me has pulled out today? Also can be full of praise? 我能说……我自己今天吃了我自己身上抽出来的油?还要赞不绝口? Today, have you all eaten buddy on me the fat oil? Also can be full of praise collectively? 今天,你们大家全都吃了哥们我身上的肥油?还要集体赞不绝口? This...... Brother is also concerned about face!!! 这……哥还要脸啊!!! In brief...... Later that type of oil...... The chefs cannot want to say with......” Wan Zenghao: Cannot eat, no one permits to eat!” “总而言之……以后那种油……厨子不许用……”万正豪本想说:“更加不许吃,谁也不准吃!” Changes mind thinks that such a saying, seemingly too some flavors of being more exposed, strove hollow laugh one saying: The dish that later that type of oil stirs fry, I totally do not eat, um, is not only that type of oil, as long as has the dish of oil, I all do not eat. I must lose weight! Hears? I must lose weight! More is the delicious thing, exceed cannot approach me! Hears? Understands?” 转念一想,这么一说,貌似太有些欲盖弥彰的味道,勉力干笑一声说道:“以后那种油炒的菜,我一概不吃,嗯,不光是那种油,但凡是有油的菜,我全都不吃。我要减肥!听见没?我要减肥!越是好吃的东西,越不许靠近我!听见没?听懂没?” All people are also dumb as a wooden chicken. 所有人同时呆若木鸡。 Loses weight? 减肥? This is really the strive to excel big reason! 这真是好强大的理由! But, two characters lose weight, can you all behaviors, explain today completely clearly? 但,区区两个字减肥,就能将您今天所有的行为,全部解释清楚了么? In everybody heart in unstated criticism, but, is everyone has not certainly continued to closely examine. 大家心里面都在腹诽,但,当然是谁也没有继续追问。 Because the big boss does not want to say obviously...... 因为大老板明显不想说…… Others are the big boss, the absurd reason, that is also the most formidable reason! 人家是大老板,再荒谬的理由,那也是最强大的理由! Infrangible reason! 不可违背的理由! Meal that after this, this type of precious oil makes, became has auctioned hall in goods in great demand! 只是,从此之后,这种珍贵至极的油所做的菜,就成了拍卖堂里面的抢手货! So long as is today uses the dish that type of oil stirs fry, auctions hall is a person does not lack absolutely, everybody can carry the bowl, early lines up in front of the dining hall, one side any matter puts. 只要是今天使用那种油炒的菜,拍卖堂绝对是一个人都不缺,大家都会端着碗,早早的在饭堂前面排队,什么事都放一边去。 Too precious...... 太珍贵了…… When because of this type of oil, always sometimes does not have. 因为这种油,总是时有时没有。 Will be sometimes many, sometimes is actually enough dozens years also not necessarily a little...... 有时候会很多,有时候却是足足几十年也未必有一点…… Whenever at this time, Wan Zenghao will stand above, on face expression, very strange. 而每当这个时候,万正豪都会站在上面,脸上表情,非常的奇怪。 Legend, this type of Divine Rank good oil, only then the big boss does comes! Other people no matter are much flamboyant, does not know this oil from where...... 传说,这种神品好油只有大老板才搞得来!其他人不管是多牛逼,都不知道这油从何而来…… Actually this is not the legend, but is the idle talk, naturally only then Wan Zenghao can do! 其实这不是传说,而是废话,当然只有万正豪才搞得出来! ...... Looks at the oil that on this pulls out to be made the cooked food with own eyes, but must be rushed to eat by the N many people competitively...... This feeling, believes in this world from ancient to present also only then a Wan Zenghao person has this experience. 咳……亲眼看这自己身上抽出来的油被做成菜肴,还要被N多人争前恐后的抢着吃掉……这种感觉,相信这世上自古到今也只有万正豪一个人有这种经历。 Then mood, absolutely was...... Any super good style, is unable to describe. 当时的心情,绝对是……任何超级的好文笔,也是无法描绘。 But, dozens years a time auction hall grand meeting, actually therefore comes. 但,数十年一次的拍卖堂盛会,却是因此而来。 Some time from the beginning, auctioned hall came out all of a sudden dozens barrels of oil... 一开始的一段时间里,拍卖堂一下子多出来了好几十桶油… That year really crossed incomparably happily. 那一年真是过得无比幸福。 Naturally, that oil of that time, how also did not appear precious! 当然,那时候的那种油,还不显得如何珍贵! However, on long-term does not have. 但是以后就长时间的没有。 In any event could not find that type of Best Quality god oil! 无论如何都找不到那种极品神油! Hundred years later, once again also had...... But, this time only has 2-3 barrels of components. 一直到百年之后,才再度又有了……但,这次仅有两三桶的分量而已。 The truth of so-called when a thing is rare , it becomes precious, is showing at this moment incisively! 所谓物以稀为贵的道理,在此刻彰显得淋漓尽致! Therefore, on this day has become a grand holiday. 于是,这一天就成了一个盛大的节日。 God oil gourmet festival! 神油美食节! Slowly, auctions hall under the Feng Zhiling enlightened leadership, is getting stronger and stronger. 慢慢的,拍卖堂在风之凌的英明领导下,越来越壮大。 Therefore this god oil gourmet festival holiday has become the holiday of entire mainland. 于是这个神油美食节节日就成了整个大陆的节日。 Each year in July 18, are this gourmet festival. 每一年的七月18,便是这个美食节。 Since then comes. 就是从此而来。 Although ten thousand years to fall, almost all people do not know that this gourmet festival came from where, but, has any literary reference, does not know that this holiday the full name is actually anything...... But, this holiday is actually long-time. 虽然万年以降,几乎所有人都不知道这个美食节原本是从何来而,有什么典故,更不知道这个节日的全名其实是什么……但,这个节日却是长久的过了下去。 Becoming a Cold Sun Continent happy tradition...... 成为寒阳大陆一个美好的传统…… ...... …… Next day in the evening. 次日晚上。 Ye Xiao comes once again as agreed. 叶笑再度依约前来。 Enters the Wan Zenghao room, immediately felt the atmosphere seemingly somewhat is strange. 一进入万正豪的房间,顿时就感觉到此间气氛貌似有些怪异。 The Wan Zenghao whole person was one day thin and pale dozens years old was probably same, the whole body was disclosing fatigue that type soon died. Where such spreads, the live image was seasoned fish. 万正豪整个人好像是一天之间憔悴了几十岁一样,浑身透露着那种快要死的有气无力。就这么摊在哪里,活像是被晒干了的鱼。 Did not have the strength to blink including the eye. 连眼睛也没力气眨巴一下了。 „Did I go? What's all this about?” Ye Xiao is surprised immediately, being puzzling of sincerity. “我了个去?这是咋回事呢?”叶笑顿时大吃一惊,真心的百思不得其解。 Although must make others' under the hand/subordinate, definitely somewhat is hard to accept regarding Wan Zenghao this person, on mentally very very suitable is uncomfortable, but, absolutely the appearance that is insufficient the present this to live to might as well die? 虽然又要做别人的手下,对于万正豪这种人来说肯定是有些难以接受的,心理上会很非常相当的不舒服,但,也绝对不至于到现在这等生不如死的样子吧? Now Wan Zenghao appearance, were seemingly more than deceased person one breath. 现在万正豪的样子,貌似也就是比死人还多了一口气。 Even also on ratio Melting Bone Palm Ye Xiao that appearance slightly strong little! 甚至也就比‘中了化骨掌’的叶笑那副样子稍微强一点点而已! Mr. Feng......” the Wan Zenghao eyeball transferred the revolutions difficultly, after seeing this Feng Zhiling, was were many several points of vitality: You came......” 风先生……”万正豪眼珠子艰难的转了转,看到这位风之凌之后,才算是多了几分生气:“你来了……” Seemingly has struggled some little time, this finally has stood, does the body sway, unexpectedly somewhat delicate flavor. 貌似挣扎了好一会,这才终于站了起来,身子摇摇晃晃的,居然有些弱不禁风的味道。 This feeling appears on Wan Zenghao, but was really too difficult...... 这种感觉在万正豪身上出现,可真是太难了…… But Wan Zenghao the body is uncomfortable, does not think, but actually does not dare to neglect to Feng Zhiling, this person relates to own all future all happiness, cannot neglect! 万正豪虽然身体难受,一点也不想起来,但对风之凌却是一点也不敢怠慢,这人可是关系到自己的所有前途所有幸福,怠慢不得啊! I have considered, from now henceforth, only Mr. Feng follows the lead!” Wan Zenghao said. “我已经考虑好了,从今以后,唯风先生马首是瞻!”万正豪说道。 These words are the expression are loyal, should say forceful, is loud and clear. 这句话乃是表达忠心,本应该说的铿锵有力、掷地有声。 However ten thousand big bosses were really have spat today entire one day, the whole person was feeling weak and sends to flutter, really did not have any strength. 但是万大老板今天委实是已经吐了整整一天,整个人都在发虚、发飘,实在是没啥力气了。 Wan brother, it seems like on this day you crosses is not good.” Some Ye Xiao sympathies, with sound track: Actually I also understand that you definitely somewhat will turn curved, but, the time grew, you understand that today's choice is how correct.” “万兄,看来这一天你过得不太好啊。”叶笑有些同情,和声道:“其实我也明白,你心里肯定会有些拐不过弯,但,时间长了,你就会明白,今天的选择乃是多么正确。” Wan Zenghao hearing this was immediately anxious, anxious hurried saying: Did not need the time to grow, I was very clear, can follow in Brother Feng choice, absolutely was my this whole life wisest decision, did not have one!” 万正豪闻言即时就急了,急急忙的说道:“不用时间长了,我现在就已经很明白了,能够跟随在风兄身边的选择,绝对是我这辈子最最英明的决定,没有之一!” Under Ye Xiao heart puzzled, [say / way] of wondering: But you now this appearance...... Really like thinking through, has wanted to understand?” 叶笑心下不解,纳闷的道:“可你现在这幅样子……实在是不像想通了,想明白了呢?” Wan Zenghao grins, expression that wants to cry. To say anything, eventually has not actually said. 万正豪咧咧嘴,一副想要哭的表情。想说什么,却终究没说出口。 Ye Xiao also no longer asked simply, said: Yesterday that Medicine Pill, were you useful? Can be effective?” 叶笑索性也不再问了,又道:“昨天那颗丹药,你有用吧?可管用么?” Ye Xiao is very confident to own Weight Loss Pill, because Wan Zenghao tonnage really enough odd, in addition his present image too was dreary, at the Ye Xiao eyesight, has not seen his in the end unexpectedly thinly! 叶笑对自己的瘦身丹还是很有信心,不过由于万正豪的吨位实在是有够离谱,再加上他现在的形象实在太惨淡了,以叶笑的眼力,竟也没有看出他到底瘦没瘦! Wan Zenghao extremely plaintive sighing, puts on a long face to say immediately: Is effective, was effective...... Pulls out the entire 100 jin (0.5 kg) fat oil...... Really divine medicine......” 万正豪顿时万分哀怨的叹了口气,哭丧着脸说道:“管用,太管用了……足足抽出来整整100斤肥油啊……真是神药啊……” „? Shouldn't you be very happy?” Ye Xiao surprise. “啊?那你不应该很高兴么?”叶笑诧异。 Since is effective, that this goods also this welldoing, won't be happy silly? 既然管用,那这货怎么还这副德行啊,不会是高兴傻了吧? Moreover, seems like this welldoing is not normal, but the Weight Loss Pill that big side effect, at most has not been an anxiety point, is insufficient present this appearance! 而且,貌似这副德行也太不正常了,可瘦身丹没有那么大的副作用啊,顶多就是肉疼一点而已,不至于现在这个模样啊! I was happy that I was indeed happy, was really happy, too happy......” Wan Zenghao has whinned: But that group of bastards have not dumped the oil......” “我高兴,我的确高兴,真高兴,太高兴了……”万正豪哀嚎一声:“可是那帮混蛋并没有把油倒掉……” Volume......” Ye Xiao was startled, what meaning was this saying? “额……”叶笑怔住了,这话是啥意思? Um, that oil...... Also how?” Sees the Wan Zenghao pitiful appearance, the Ye Xiao intention phonograph, has thought instantaneously is impossible actually very much to conform to the present situation the suspicion direction, immediately nearly laughs to export, is probing asking: „It is not...... Also ate to you?” “嗯,那油……又怎么了?”看到万正豪的凄惨样子,叶笑心念电转,瞬间想到了一个不可能却又很符合现状的猜想方向,顿时险些爆笑出口,试探着问道:“不会是……又给你吃了吧?” Wan Zenghao wants depressed, lives saying that might as well die: That fellows cooked with that oil...... I do not know that unexpectedly really ate...... To be honest, the flavor is really good...... But after I knew,...... Turned like this......” 万正豪懊丧欲死,生不如死的说道:“那帮家伙用那油炒了菜……我不知道,居然就真吃了……说实话,味道真不错啊……可是我知道了之后……就变成这样了……” At this moment said that is still in deep sorrow. 此刻说起来,依然是痛不欲生。 „?” “啊?” Ye Xiao has opened the mouth, looks Wan Zenghao that is in deep sorrow, long time cannot close the mouth. 叶笑不禁张大了嘴,看着痛不欲生的万正豪,半晌合不上嘴。 Did own tentative plan, unexpectedly become real? In legend „a language prophecy? 自己的设想,居然成真了?传说中的“一语成谶”? Long time long time...... 良久良久…… Ha Ha Ha Ha......” 哈哈哈哈哈……” Meets Ye Xiao that the taste has come to erupt earthshaking laughing thoroughly finally! Is rubbing the belly, is patting thigh, the whole body that smiles trembles, tears directing current. 彻底会过味来的叶笑终于爆发出一阵惊天动地的大笑!揉着肚子,拍着大腿,笑的浑身哆嗦,眼泪直流。 ............ …………
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