RITF :: Volume #1

#16: Playboy dream


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In Ye Xiao family|home. 叶笑家里。 Three playboy are drinking. 三个纨绔正在喝酒。 The full table food and wine, the delicacies of every kind, have everything expected to find, by the General's Residence power and influence, such banquet naturally is the running water generally effortlessly. Ye Xiao shot the breeze, was high-spirited, as for that ginseng, actually in the box turned into a withered radish to do \; The efficacy of most essence, entered the mysterious bead space, is digesting. 满桌酒菜,山珍海味,应有尽有,以将军府的权势,这样的宴席当然是流水一般毫不费力。叶笑高谈阔论,兴致高昂,至于那血参,其实早在盒子里的时候就变成了一个干瘪的萝卜干\;最精华的药力,都已经进入了神秘的珠子空间,在进行消化。 The stewards walked quiet, a station. 管家静悄悄走了进来,一站。 What matter?” Asking that Ye Xiao accepts good advice readily. “什么事?”叶笑从善如流的问道。 Is this, Young Master...... After you leave Wang Family, Wang Danian instantly left in the home.” The steward character pours out the character to think, said: Went to Crown Prince Crown Prince.” “是这样的,公子……在您离开王家之后,王大年就即刻离开了家中。”管家字斟字酌,道:“去了太子东宫。” Em?” Ye Xiao is slightly pressed the brow, has lifted the head, looks at the steward. “恩?”叶笑微微蹙起眉头,抬起了头,看着管家。 The Wang Danian following whereabouts trend, was expected in him \; This is actually the idea of luring the snake from its hole he supposes \; Therefore not surprise \; Made his surprised truly instead was this steward. 王大年的后续行踪动向,本就在他意料之中\;这其实就是他设下的引蛇出洞之计\;所以并不诧异\;真正令他惊讶的反而是这位管家。 Unexpectedly linked these matters to think, moreover ahead of time prepared...... 居然连这些事情都想到了,而且还都提前准备好了…… This is actually not the matter that the average person can think and achieve. 这却不是一般人就能想到、做到的事情。 This steward...... It is not the average person! 这个管家……不是一般人啊! In the Ye Xiao heart such as is thinking. 叶笑心中如是想着。 The stewards facing the Ye Xiao vision, look are always invariable, a school of tranquil [say / way]: Villain asks to be excused.” Turns around, humbleness as always, honest duty as always. 管家面对叶笑的目光,神色始终不变,一派平静的道:“小人告退。”转身而出,一如既往的谦卑,一如既往的老实本分。 But at this moment, Ye Xiao no longer had cognition originally. 但此刻,叶笑却不再有原本的认知了。 Ye Nantian year to year outside goes on an expedition, can make him feel relieved that remains safeguards the family property, to manage the person of thing at home, how could is also the common character? 叶南天常年在外征战,能够让他放心留在家里看管家业、主理事物之人,又岂能是寻常人物? The liquor over three patrol, the dish crosses the five senses, taking advantage of the liquor vigor, Ye Xiao asked: Was right, you said that our three people, such daily mixing eats to wait for death...... I do not know you, what will have to plan to the future?” 酒过三巡,菜过五味,借着酒劲,叶笑问道:“对了,你说咱们三个人,就这么天天的混吃等死……我不知道你们两个,对将来有没有什么打算?” In the future? Plan?” Zuo Wuji hēi hēi smiles, is somewhat pitiful, said: My this whole life, what does that have in the future? What can also have to plan? My he since childhood natural eunuch, this grade of disability, was difficult the privacy, was looked down upon \; Actually by the person with high aspirations exploding, had made that entire Capital City is known to everybody to be known to everybody, two young masters of Minister Zuo are one cannot the disciple of humanity! My can there also be able to gain ground? What can also have to plan? Resembles my such goods, but also having in the future? Muddles along!” “未来?打算?”左无忌嘿嘿一笑,有些凄惨,道:“我这辈子,那还有什么未来?还能有什么打算?我他么的自幼天阉,这等残疾,本就难以启齿之隐私,遭人看不起\;却又被有心人给爆了出去,弄得整个京城无人不知无人不晓,左相家的二公子乃是一位不能人道之徒!我那里还能抬得起头?还能有什么打算?似我这样的货色,还有未来可言么?得过且过吧!” Said while drinks, in an instant is three cups gets into the stomach. 一边说一边喝酒,转眼间就是三杯下肚。 Zuo Wuji drinks very anxiously, on the pretty face is appearing intermittently indescribable pitiful: Knows that in brothel, these was known as now earns living does not sell into servitude, to me is welcome, because links them to know, even if were they removes completely has stood before me, I could not make anything...... Ye Xiao, person like me, you said that what I can also have to plan?” 左无忌喝得很急,俊秀的脸上隐现着一种难以言喻的凄惨:“知道么,现在在青楼,那些号称卖艺不卖身的,对我最是欢迎,因为连她们都知道,就算是她们脱光了站在我面前,我也做不了什么……叶笑,像我这样的人,你说我还能有什么打算?” Ye Xiao sighed gently, to be honest, his really a little pitiful this left two young masters, with were the men, how not to understand the man incorrect pain. 叶笑轻轻地叹了口气,说实话,他真的有点可怜这位左二公子了,同为男人,如何不明白男人不行的痛苦。 Among the intention phonographs, instant remembers in Heaven Realm to spread Spirit Pill, is called Lock Yang Rejuvenation Pill, reason that with spreading this rhetoric, because except that this Spirit Pill itself level is not high, has level 5, furthermore this pill's effectiveness is also relatively sole, not encourages cultivation level, comes back to life to continue the merit of life, only then grows Yuanyang, replenishes the effect of Essence Yuan, said again straightforwardly, is High level nutritious holy medicine. 心念电转之间,瞬时想起天域之中流传着一种灵丹,叫做锁阳回春丹,之所以用“流传”这个修辞,除了因为这种灵丹本身层次不高,就只得五品而已,再者此丹的效用也是相对单一,并无助长修为,还魂续命之功,只有增长元阳,添补精元之效,再说得直白点,就是一种高级的滋补圣药 This Medicine Pill no doubt does not enter in the Monarch Xiao eye, but regarding common cultivator, especially thoses likes the person of beauty, is actually the peerless good medicine. 此种丹药固然不入笑君主眼中,但对于寻常修者,尤其是那些喜好美色之人,却是绝世好药。 Especially regarding Zuo Wuji this natural eunuch patient's condition, is easy, the cure only needs one at most. 尤其是对于左无忌这种天阉病况,更是手到擒来,治愈顶多只需一颗而已。 Even cures incessantly, by the Master Zuo itself quality, if can take Lock Yang Rejuvenation Pill seriously, not only the stubborn illness flickers to recover, but can also form the greatest help to the body, washes the delapidated wind! 甚至不止是治愈,以左少爷的本身素质而言,若是当真能服用一颗锁阳回春丹,非但顽疾瞬愈,还能对身体形成莫大助益,一洗颓风! After all, Heaven Realm level 5 Medicine Pill, regarding this mortal world, directly is in the legend, Heavens has incomparable items divine medicine that underground does not have! 毕竟,天域五品丹药,对于这个世俗界而言,直接就是传说中的,天上有地下无的绝品神药 Hesitates a moment later, the Ye Xiao vision flashes: Pours does not use that desperately, left is short of your this symptom, not necessarily has the means to think...... If can cure seriously, what you do want to make?” 沉吟片刻之后,叶笑目光闪动:“倒也不用那么绝望,左少你这种症状,未必就不是没有办法可想……若是当真能够治好的话,你想要做些什么?” Zuo Wuji deeply inspired, desolate saying: I know that you are comforting me, this natural eunuch symptom, is unable solvable, not to have the medicine medicine absolutely. However, might as well treats as an expectation...... If my sickness can cure, I hope......” 左无忌深深吸了一口气,落寞的说道:“我知道你是在安慰我,这种天阉症状,断断无法可解、无药可医。不过,不妨当做一种奢望……若是我的病能够治好,那我希望……” In his vision is flashing suddenly the ray, said: I hope that I can achieve one generation of famous feudal officials \; Assists King, swings under Pingtian, under a person, above ten thousand people, the history left a good name, left a good name to posterity throughout the ages! Moreover, but must the world administrative style and achievements of local officials, the thorough reorganization.” 他的目光中突然闪动着光芒,道:“我希望我自己能够做到一代名臣\;辅佐君王,荡平天下,一人之下,万人之上,青史留名,万代流芳!而且,还要将天下吏治,彻底整顿。” I study thoroughly under governing Pingtian day and night with hardship the [say / way], deriving with hardship every point can see experience that can absorb \; Then go to think again how to change, how to unify, how to govern, how can be best it achieving......” “我没日没夜苦苦的研习治国平天下之道,苦苦的汲取每一分能够看得到的,能够吸取的经验\;然后自己再去想,如何改变,如何统一,如何治理,如何才能将之做到最好……” His pitiful Xiao Xiao: Or satirized very much, every day, was deliberately creating trouble with you together, seemed mindless, but you hugged the beautiful woman was sleeping, helpless I will choose secretly to slide...... One do these matters, by own heart, can be tranquil, because, once were all right to do, I worried that I momentarily will commit suicide, seeking to mediate......” 他凄惨的笑笑:“或者很讽刺吧,每一天,跟你们在一起胡闹,看上去没心没肺,但你们搂着美人睡觉的时候,无能为力的我都会选择偷偷溜回去……自己去做这些事,让自己的心,能够平静下来,因为,一旦没事做了,我担心我自己随时都会自杀,求个了断……” Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang completely are suddenly silent. 叶笑兰浪浪一时间尽都为之沉默。 They have not thought that as Capital City No.1 black sheep Zuo Wuji, the heart really has such aspiration, such breadth of spirit! 两人都没有想到,作为京城第一败家子左无忌,心地竟然有这样的抱负,这样的气魄! Is only, I also know how to study again, is in vain however...... Because of the reputation of my natural eunuch, already spread outside...... No matter talent is whether outstanding, ability is whether excellent, in the King eye, at most is one candidate who takes in the harem to be the court eunuch \; Does not place in the deliberation hall disgraceful, to be laughed by knowledgeable people!” “只是,我自己也知道,再怎么研究,也不过是枉然……因为我天阉的名头,早已传扬在外……不管才华是否出众,能力是否过人,在君王眼中,至多不过就是一个收进后宫做太监的人选\;决计不是放在朝堂上丢人现眼、贻笑大方!” Zuo Wuji is consecutively three glasses of liquor gets into the stomach, self-ridicules cracks into a chuckle: You looked that besides can also urinate beside, this gadget was anything cannot do......” 左无忌又是连续三杯酒下肚,自嘲的嘻嘻一笑:“你看,除了还能撒尿之外,这玩意儿是啥也干不了的……” To this joke, Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang only felt has a heavy heart. 对这句玩笑话,叶笑兰浪浪却只感到了心情沉重。 Seven mothers, I made a mistake.” Lan Langlang guilty saying: I later, did not call you seven mothers......” “七娘,我错了。”兰浪浪愧疚的说道:“我以后,再也不叫你七娘了……” You!” The Zuo Wuji eye stares, obviously wants to get angry \; Immediately also dejected sighed, said: I fantasized frequently, if I unexpectedly were one day good, takes three wife four concubines, wants the side beautiful woman like clouds, is a loosest famous feudal official, then, but must be one generation of loyal ministers good! Ha Ha, what kind , is my ideal very funny? Too can think, too has expected!” “你!”左无忌眼睛一瞪,显然有心要发火\;随即却又颓然叹了一口气,道:“我常常幻想,我若是有一天竟然好了,一定要三妻四妾,一定要身边美女如云,做一个最风流的名臣,然后,还要做一代忠臣良相!哈哈,怎么样,我的理想是不是很滑稽?太敢想,也太奢望了一些!” Ye Xiao sighed, racket his shoulder: could it be that you have not thought that cultivates mystical art, Eternal Life is not old \; Able to move unhindered world, unmanned energy enemy?” 叶笑叹口气,拍拍他的肩膀:“难道你都没想过,修炼玄功,长生不老\;纵横天下,无人能敌?” Shakes the head, Zuo Wuji does not have the [say / way] of spirit very much: I to these, do not have the least bit interest really! martial artist is strong, is only life and death preying, once here and there benefit \; But writer, then can strategy devised in the command tent decides the battle fought a thousand miles away, the entire world, the innumerable common people, because of his a few words, or a decision, profits!” 摇摇头,左无忌很没有精神的道:“我对那些,真的没有半点兴趣!武者再强,也只是生死搏杀,一时一地的利益\;而文人,则可以运筹于帷幄之中,决胜于千里之外,整个天下,无数百姓,都会因为他一句话,或者一个决定,同时受益!” Life hundred years, were enough.” Zuo Wuji said. “人生百年,足够了。”左无忌如是说道。 Ye Xiao for it however, he in that exchange, impressively had discovered Zuo Wuji another merit, that is the toughness, actually Zuo Wuji the merit, already revealed that but nobody had faced up. 叶笑不禁为之楞然,他在刚才的那番交流中,赫然发现了左无忌的另一个优点,那就是韧性,其实左无忌的这个优点,早已表露,只不过没有人曾经正视过罢了。 Person of the natural eunuch, can face up to the self-defect unexpectedly, every day withstands the expression of vision and ridicule of innumerable ridicule, can stand erect especially not but actually, the will does not fade, Ye Xiao self-examines, if changing positions place it, oneself are not necessarily able to do seriously well compared with Zuo Wuji, such that just like Zuo Wuji said that perhaps already committed suicide in order to mediate! 一个天阉之人,竟能自我正视自身缺陷,每日承受无数嘲弄的目光、讥讽的言词,尤能屹立不倒,心志不衰,叶笑自问,若是换位处之,自己当真就未必能比左无忌做得更好,正如左无忌所说的那样,也许早就自杀以求了断! In society matter, always only then cannot think that has decided could not have achieved, so long as can think that not necessarily does not have the successful possibility.” Ye Xiao nodded, the sound is dignified: Above history, first was also only one loosest, under above people, ten thousand people...... Dashing Sir [gold/metal] Qiang not but actually being honest and virtuous upright Zuo!” “世间事,从来只有想不到,决计没有做不到,只要敢想,就未必没有成功的可能。”叶笑点了点头,声音凝重:“青史之上,第一个也是唯一一个最风流的、一人之下、万人之上的……风流潇洒金枪不倒清正廉洁刚直不阿左大人!” Zuo Wuji must get angry subconsciously, but catches the eye to see the Ye Xiao whole face serious look, in consternation: „Are you earnest?” 左无忌下意识就要发火,但抬眼看到叶笑满脸郑重的神色,不由愕然:“你是认真的?” I really have the means that can treat your inveterate disease.” A Ye Xiao character character said. “我确实有办法,能治你的宿疾。”叶笑一字字道。 Even if the toughness of person is formidable, always has the limit, he has to the present give Zuo Wuji to be reassured now, because, perhaps if according to the Zuo Wuji present mentally condition, really could not support Core Completion that day, oneself first one step collapsed. 人的韧性纵然强大,总有极限,他现在不得不现在就给左无忌吃一颗定心丸,因为,若是按照左无忌现在的心理状态,恐怕真的撑不到丹成的那一天,自己就先一步崩溃了。 You?” Zuo Wuji two explode the dazzling brilliance fiercely, the breath also in the flash, suddenly becomes heavy, such as draws the bellower. “你?”左无忌的两眼猛地爆出来刺目的光彩,呼吸也在一瞬间,突然变得沉重,如拉风箱。 I can treat your sickness.” Ye Xiao earnest saying: „...... Present I could not have achieved, your stubborn illness, the medicine of non- commonplace may rescue, this medicine refinement takes time. Zuo Wuji, you, if believes me, on my one year! One year, I can guarantee at the latest, making you relive the son glory!” “我可以治你的病,真的。”叶笑认真的说道:“不过……现在的我还做不到,你之顽疾,非等闲之药可救,此药炼制需时。左无忌,你若是信我,就等我一年!最迟一年,我可以担保,让你恢复男儿雄风!” Zuo Wuji visits him earnestly, has smiled gently: Good! Said it and meant it, I waited for your one year \; Did my 18 years waited, but also care multi- in this year?” 左无忌认真地看着他,轻轻笑了起来:“好!一言为定,我就等你一年\;我18年都等过来了,还在乎多这一年?” Lan Langlang smiles strangely: 18 years...... Your is very good, comes out to think that matter from mother 's womb? Extraordinary extraordinary.” 兰浪浪怪笑:“18年……你丫的挺行啊,从娘胎里出来就想着那事儿啊?了不得了不得啊。” Three people laugh together. 三人一起大笑。 Two waves you?” Zuo Wuji perhaps is because the heart piled up for a long time pain to fall in torrents all of a sudden, mood relaxed many I, called to come out his joke including the Lan Langlang most repugnant nickname. “二浪你呢?”左无忌或许是因为将心中积压了许久的痛苦一下子倾泻出来,心情轻松了许多我,连兰浪浪最反感的外号也叫了出来开他玩笑。 Zuo Wuji!” Lan Langlang really exploded: I warned today again seriously your, should not be called me two waves again! Or you called me Brother Lan \; Or you called me the wave! My this whole life, although all was wave, but did not have two! I dislike this two!” 左无忌!”兰浪浪果然爆炸了:“我今天再次郑重地警告你一遍,不要再叫我二浪!要不你叫我兰兄\;要不你就叫我浪!我这辈子,虽然全是浪了,但却没有二!我讨厌这个二!” Wave!” Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji lean this way and that immediately. “浪!”叶笑左无忌顿时东倒西歪。 Hurries, wave! You said that what you do want to make?” Zuo Wuji accepts good advice readily, really since then started to call wave. “赶紧的,浪!你说说,你想要做什么呢?”左无忌从善如流,果然从此开始就叫‘浪’了。 Lan Langlang scratches the head, felt that was aggravated the tone to call on this character, instead is not of pleasant to hear, but this is actually raises, has to hold one's nose to recognize. 兰浪浪挠挠头,感觉就这一个字被加重了口气叫出来,反而更加的不好听了,但这却是自己提出来的,只好捏着鼻子认了。 I have ten desires.” “我有十个愿望。” Lan Langlang this start to talk, directly in a big way frightened one to jump Ye Xiao and Zuo Wuji. 兰浪浪这一开口,就直接把叶笑左无忌吓了一大蹦。 „The first desire, cures my afflicted with favus.” Lan Langlang scratches the head. “第一个愿望,治好我的瘌痢头。”兰浪浪挠着头。 !” Ye Xiao first liquor has spurted. Zuo Wuji is also smiles the mouth to open greatly. “噗!”叶笑首先一口酒喷了出来。左无忌也是笑口大开。 „The second desire, is nobody manages me, free.” Lan Langlang does not care about them to feel, said incessantly: „ The third desire, I must make money, are more a lot of money! The fourth desire, is not an official, is not willing to study the article not to be willing to practice martial art, but actually hopes, no matter civil and military, cannot control me! The fifth desire, looks for a pretty wife, does not need three wife four concubine that many, intimate good \; The sixth desire, the family member is safe, long life \; The seventh desire...... ` “第二个愿望,就是没人管我,自由自在的。”兰浪浪根本不顾及两人感受,滔滔不绝的说了下去:“第三个愿望,我要赚大钱,很多很多很多的钱!第四个愿望,不当官,也不愿意学文更不愿意习武,但却希望不管文武,都管不了我!第五个愿望,找个漂亮媳妇,也不需要三妻四妾那么多,一个贴心就好\;第六个愿望,家人平平安安的,都长命百岁\;第七个愿望……‘ Lan Langlang was saying incessantly own desire, sufficiently collected ten unexpectedly. However the last desire is actually: „...... The tenth desire, is, our brothers locate well, best is...... When we were old, but can also play together, the last food, had the brothers of being better to eat together, finished eating one to stretch the legs to breathe......” 兰浪浪滔滔不绝地说着自己的愿望,居然真的凑够了十个。不过最后一个愿望却是:“……第十个愿望,就是,咱们兄弟们好好处,最好是……等咱们七老八十了,还能在一起玩,最后一顿饭,有要好的兄弟一起吃,吃完了一起蹬腿咽气……” Then, Lan Langlang smacks the lips, somewhat is charmed: So happy future, really thinks to think crisp......” 说完,兰浪浪咂咂嘴,有些神往:“如此美好未来,真是想想就觉得爽啊……” Ye Xiao and speechless of Zuo Wuji face. 叶笑左无忌一脸的无语。 Although clearly knows this goods regard as important the person of brothers sentiment \; But any words said from his mouth, how immediately to change flavor! What was called finished eating one to stretch the legs to breathe? 虽然明知道这货是看重兄弟感情之人\;但什么话从他嘴里说出来,怎地就立马变味儿了呢!什么叫做‘吃完了一起蹬腿咽气’?
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