RITF :: Volume #2

#145: This is a bastard!


Lan Langlang, do you want to refuse stubbornly?!” The Jiang Taisui eye of dew ominous light, looks at Lan Langlang, obloquies saying: Your father does not know that now died lived, you also dare bluffing and blustering so unexpectedly before the father! When your father dynasty death news comes, the father started to make you on the same day, did not make that you go down in the world pitifully, kneel beg for mercy, father Bai Hun!” 兰浪浪,你想死不成?!”姜太岁目露凶光,看着兰浪浪,大骂道:“你爹现在都不知道是死是活了,你居然还敢在老子面前这般的耀武扬威!等你爹一朝死讯传来,老子当天就开始弄你,不弄得你凄惨落魄,跪地求饶,老子就算白混!” The Lan Langlang hearing this violent anger, will go excitedly forward to swing the fist then hits. 兰浪浪闻言勃然暴怒,正要上前抡拳便打。 Only one side listened to Ye Xiao to speak. 只听一边的叶笑说话了。 Saying of Ye Xiao face blame: Langlang, why haggles over with this person, actually you those words, really spoke incorrectly a moment ago, does not blame the families ignition!” 叶笑一脸责怪的说道:“浪浪,何必跟此人计较,其实你刚才那句话,委实是说错了,不怪人家发火!” Lan Langlang is stunned: „Did I make a mistake? Where did I make a mistake?” 兰浪浪愕然:“我错了?我哪里错了?” Jiang Taisui hearing this also stares, actually thinks that is Ye Xiao sees a oneself side well-trained and equipped army, can flatter itself, does not hesitate in the nest instead, then does not say a word voluntarily, obviously is planned that Ye Xiao and Lan Langlang their people on one's own side fight. 姜太岁闻言也是一愣,却以为是叶笑见自己一方兵强马壮,可以讨好自己,不惜自行窝里反,便不做声,显然是打算叶笑兰浪浪俩人自己人自斗。 Actually listens to Ye Xiao face proper saying: Your could it be that does not know that this is the ginger...... Jupiter?” 却听叶笑一脸正经的说道:“你难道不知,这可是姜……太岁?” Lan Langlang is smart in this aspect, heard that the twang knows the noble affection, does intentionally puzzled: How? could it be that has the view!” 兰浪浪在这方面可是机灵得很,闻弦声而知雅意,故作不解:“怎么了?难道另有说法!” In audiences playboy, had sensible person to eat to smile. 纨绔之中,已经有明白人吃吃地笑了起来。 A sincerity of Ye Xiao face: Ginger character, you such called his father, the nature yes, but you such called him, was not right! You uncover the person scabs in the presence of everyone, how saying that the families don't become angry out of shame?!” 叶笑一脸的语重心长:“姜这个字,你这么称呼他爹,自然是可以的,但你这么称呼他,可不就是不对!你当众揭人伤疤,怎道人家不恼羞成怒?!” Lan Langlang said: „? Why is this?” 兰浪浪道:“啊?这是为啥呢?” Ye Xiao said: Your this silly bird, is could it be that the elm head? You do not know that his father is actually a court eunuch? Serves His Majesty the Emperor from the urination?” 叶笑道:“你这个傻鸟,难道是榆木脑袋么?你都不知道他爹其实是个太监么?自小便是伺候皇帝陛下的?” Lan Langlang opens the eye saying: What relations but does this matter have with Jiang Taisui?” 兰浪浪睁大眼睛说道:“但这事儿跟姜太岁又有啥关系呢?” Ye Xiao expects too much scolded: Really is elm head?! Sir Jiang is a court eunuch, can he have the son?” 叶笑恨铁不成钢的骂道:“真是榆木脑袋啊?!姜大人是太监,他能有儿子么?” Lan Langlang is suddenly enlighted, immediately actually wonders saying: Right, Sir Jiang is a court eunuch, how possibly to have the son? Um...... That said...... Do this goods adopt actually? Isn't his mother lives? But in the past to the steady woman who his mother received, but gave the medical female who the officials others received specially, how did this also say?” 兰浪浪恍然大悟,随即却又纳闷道:“对啊,姜大人自己是太监,怎么可能有儿子呢?嗯……那岂不是说……这货其实是抱养的?并不是他妈生的?可是当年给他妈接生的稳婆,可是专门给官宦人家接生的医女,这又怎么说呢?” Ye Xiao ignites the Lan Langlang forehead with the finger, clenches teeth to scold: Your this elm head will not make how a turn, I had to say he was not his mother fresh?” 叶笑用手指头点着兰浪浪的额头,咬牙骂道:“你这个榆木脑袋怎么都不会转弯呢,我有说他不是他妈生的么?” Lan Langlang continues to play the fool, scratches the head: I may be muddled, your in the end anything meaning, this is, that my head is not the elm, now also starch......” 兰浪浪持续装傻,挠着头:“那我可糊涂了,你到底啥意思啊,这个是,那个不是的,我脑袋就算不是榆木的,现在也浆糊了……” Ye Xiao heaved a deep sigh, said: Considers as finished, I clearly told your fool, this Jiang Taisui, naturally was his mother lives, but his father... Was Sir Jiang, was a court eunuch, did you understand? Therefore...... You cannot call him Jiang Taisui, who knows that what he should be surnamed truly? You called him Jiang Taisui, was uncovering his scabs, exploded his scandal, can he not be anxious with you?” 叶笑长叹一声,道:“算了算了,我就跟你个傻子明白说了吧,这个姜太岁,自然是他妈生的,但他爹…就是姜大人了,是个太监,你明白了吧?所以说……你真的不能叫他姜太岁,谁知道他真正应该姓啥?你叫他姜太岁,就是在揭他伤疤,爆他丑闻,他能不跟你急么?” Lan Langlang pure cream empowerment generally is all of a sudden intelligent, said: „I see what is heard finally, you said that his father was brought the green hat actually, he is well aware, I called him ginger Jupiter, he thinks that I was am satirizing him, but I was speak thoughtlessly really such saying......” 兰浪浪‘醍醐灌顶’一般一下子聪明起来,道:“我终于听明白了,你是说,他爹其实被带了绿帽子,他自己是心知肚明的,我一叫他‘姜’太岁,他以为我是在讽刺他,可是我真的就是随口那么一说啊……” Ye Xiao coughs, said: „Did you, how also what truth talk nonsense? This saying cannot speak irresponsibly. Now what we discuss is who this fellow his father is, did not discuss that household unit Minister Sir Jiang, I also know these that you said a moment ago are the languages of having no interest, but the language of having no interest was heard by the person with high aspirations, naturally some their understanding, resemble us to defecate, thinks the unbearable stink including oneself, but the dog loves this, can you its what?!” 叶笑咳嗽一声,道:“你这人,咋还啥实话都瞎说呢?这话可不能乱说啊。我们现在讨论的是这家伙他爹是谁,可不是讨论户部尚书姜大人,我也知道你刚才说的那些都是无心之语,但无心之语被有心人听到了,自然有其自己的理解,就好像我们拉屎,连自己都觉得臭不可闻,可是狗就爱这一口,你能奈它何?!” Rational rational, that a moment ago truly was my not, no wonder he so flushed to being angry, unexpectedly defied overwhelming opinion Curse my father, although in Li did not gather, but was excusable, my pushing someone take on a difficult job forgave this time, the pitiful kid original......” Lan Langlang nodded again and again, I understood finally, I sympathized with his welldoing very much pitifully. “有理有理,原来如此,那刚才确实是我的不是了,难怪他如此冲冲大怒,居然冒大不讳的诅咒我爹,虽然于理不合,不过情有可原,我就勉为其难的谅解他这一次吧,可怜的娃原啊……”兰浪浪连连点头,一副我终于明白了,我很可怜同情他的德行。 Two people sang a duet, feigned, an explanation of teaching with skill and patience. Under an elaboration, such explained. 两个人一唱一和,一个装傻充愣,一个循循善诱的解释。一番论述之下,就这么解释下来了。 Lan Langlang unexpectedly also becomes a victim, but also makes one vast magnanimous, disdains with the appearance that the person of feeling sorry for haggles over! 兰浪浪居然还成受害者,还做出一副洋洋大度,不屑跟可怜之人计较的样子! Instant, in the crowd had many people to smile grasped the belly. 瞬时之间,人群中已有不少人笑得抱住了肚子。 Arrives here playboy, no doubt majority attach on the side of Li Chengze and Jiang Taisui, but also the part of neutral members, become a standard, at this moment interesting doesn't such matter, how could smile?! 来到这里的纨绔,固然大多数都依附于李承泽姜太岁一边,不过也有一部分中立分子,自成一格,此刻这么有趣的事情,岂能不笑?! Odder is actually, the person of laughing also has Li Chengze unexpectedly, Ye Xiao this income eyeground, sighed, true playboy conduct pattern, really really unreadable! 更离谱的却是,哄笑之人居然还有李承泽在内,叶笑将这幕收入眼底,不禁感叹,真正纨绔的行事模式,真真是自己难以理解的! Jiang Taisui wiped the face of powder to have the red brick to be white completely, by Bai Zhuanqing, by azure revolutions purple, finally by purple was grow darked, transferred the bottom of the pot to be black directly, the lip on nobody color, trembled unable to speak directly. 姜太岁一张抹满了粉的脸有红砖白,由白转青,由青转紫,最后又由紫变黑,直接就转成了锅底黑,嘴唇直接就没人色了,哆嗦着说不出话来。 Good after long time, 好半晌之后 Ye Xiao...... Lan Langlang...... My grass your ancestor 18 generations......” the Jiang Taisui short of breath, shouted abuse, any coarse words also scolded. 叶笑……兰浪浪……我草你们祖宗18代的……”姜太岁气急,破口大骂,什么难听的话也都骂了出来。 The steward Song Jue vision is colder. 管家宋绝目光更寒。 Looks at this Jiang Taisui vision, is similar to looks at a corpse. Under the big crowd of people cannot kill you, but the father must butcher you, with hands down...... 看着这个姜太岁的目光,就如同看着一具尸体。大庭广众之下不能杀你,但老子要宰了你,不费吹灰之力…… Ye Xiao vision one cold, said: Langlang, you know that now what was breathless?” 叶笑目光一寒,道:“浪浪,你现在知道啥叫气急败坏了么?” Lan Langlang I see appearance: I knew, knew, so-called seeings is believing, today sees, truly practices the true knowledge!” 兰浪浪一副我了解了的样子:“我知道了,真知道了,所谓眼见为实,今日一见,确实是实践出真知!” Ye Xiao hēi hēi smiles: Although Jupiter said a moment ago wants that anything our ancestor 18 generations, but we actually have no way instead to scold, is really depressed!” 叶笑嘿嘿一笑:“虽说太岁刚才说要那啥咱们祖宗18代,可咱们却没法反骂,真是郁闷哪!” Lan Langlang hey however said: That is our restless haggles over with him!” 兰浪浪嘿然道:“那是咱们不息的跟他计较!” Ye Xiao shakes the head, this said: You have misunderstood, he wants that anything our ancestor 18 generations , because he knows that who our ancestor 18 generations are, has the convenience, but we do not have his convenience!” 叶笑摇摇头,这才道:“你误会了,他要那啥咱们祖宗18代,是因为他知道咱们祖宗18代都是谁,有便利条件,可是咱们没有他那便利条件哪!” Lan Langlang said puzzled: „Did this saying say? His foundation we also know! Ginger Minister is not his father!” 兰浪浪不解道:“这话怎么说呢?他的根底咱也知道啊!姜尚书不就是他爹!” A Ye Xiao child unteachable doing faction said: Nonsense, ginger Minister is only his cheap father, what we want that his ancestor 18 generations, what relations has with others ginger Minister? Must look for his biological father, but you know that what this fellow is surnamed truly? This you do not know that what that does think that others?” 叶笑一副孺子不可教的做派道:“胡说,姜尚书只是他便宜爹,咱们要那啥他祖宗18代,跟人家姜尚书有什么关系么?得找他亲爹,可你知道这个家伙真正姓什么么?连这个你都不知道,那想那啥人家?” Lan Langlang continues to play the fool: I do not know that could it be that you do know?” 兰浪浪继续装傻:“我不知道,难道你知道?” This I do not know.” Ye Xiao shakes the head: Ginger Minister does not know that I do know? Therefore, our can only be Bai Ma, depressed!” “这个我也不知道。”叶笑摇头:“连姜尚书也不知道,我怎么会知道?所以,咱们这个就只能算是白骂了,郁闷哪!” Tone that Lan Langlang with thinking oneself clever said: „It is not right, even if ginger Minister does not know that his mother definitely knows.” 兰浪浪用一副自作聪明的口气说道:“不对啊,就算姜尚书不知道,他妈肯定知道吧。” Wrong!” Ye Xiao dignified saying: You think oneself clever, think oneself infallible, I told you, his in the end surname anything, his mother did not know actually!” “错!”叶笑庄严的说道:“你真是自作聪明,自以为是,我告诉你,他到底姓什么,他妈其实也是不知道的!” What? fuck!” Lan Langlang had discovered the new continent jumped generally, said: Doesn't know his mother? How in that this world to have such a bastard... That what?” “啥?卧槽!”兰浪浪发现了新大陆一般跳了起来,道:“连他妈都不知道?那这个世界上怎么会有这么一个杂种…那啥呢?” Everything saves nearing to be reasonable, innate cause.” Ye Xiao desolate looks at Jiang Taisui, said lightly: Legend in the past...... Sir Jiang has my illness, cannot that anything, but is thinking must be passed from generation to generation, actually does not want to be disgraceful, makes publicity, therefore in palace a training college of failing an examination scholar......” “凡事存在即有道理,这其中自有因缘。”叶笑冷淡的看着姜太岁,淡淡道:“传说当年啊……姜大人身有寡人之疾,不能那啥,但是又想着要传宗接代,却又不想丢人现眼,弄得人尽皆知,于是就在府中开了一个落第学子的培训学院……” „... Landing scholar training class that is the good deed, does good deeds... But this matter...... What relations has with Jiang Taisui?” Lan Langlang touches own ears and cheeks, seemingly obscurely. “哦…落地学子培训班那是好事啊,积德啊…可这事……跟姜太岁有什么关系呢?”兰浪浪抓耳挠腮,貌似费解得不行了。 He He...... These failing an examination scholars, are long very gracefully, very tall and straight that...... Um, in other words, this exists in the Minister big families the institute of inner apartments, only recruits the good-looking man. Langlang, you know that is why?” Ye Xiao meaningful asking. “呵呵……这些落第学子啊,一个个都是长得很帅,很挺拔的那种……嗯,也就是说,这个存在于尚书大人家里内宅的学院,只招收俊男。浪浪,你知道是为什么么?”叶笑意味深长的问道。 A Lan Langlang face is blurry, said: Ye brother, you spoke frankly, do not let me guess, but was depressed I......” 兰浪浪一脸迷糊,道:“叶哥,您就直说说,可别让我猜了,可郁闷死我了……” Ye Xiao nods, said: Not only you are depressed, actually I also very wonder...... Because, this institute altogether opened six months, suddenly closed.” 叶笑点点头,道:“不光你郁闷,其实我也挺纳闷的……因为,这个学院一共就开了半年之后,突然关闭了。” Lan Langlang said: Closed? Was could it be that these scholars is accepted? Had the academic honor?” 兰浪浪道:“关闭了?难道是那些学子们都考上了?有功名了?” Not! Big erroneous!” Ye Xiao serious shaking the head: Handing down was this institute had sudden plague, more than 100 scholars died a violent death all, overnight, completely passed away......” “非也!大谬也!”叶笑严肃的摇摇头:“相传是这个学院发生了一场突如其来的瘟疫,100多位学子尽数死于非命,就在一夜之间,全部一命呜呼了……” „! Unexpectedly has such terrifying plague?” Lan Langlang exaggeration calls out in alarm one: Swells meets the dark reddish purple!” “啊!居然有这么恐怖的瘟疫?”兰浪浪夸张的惊叫一声:“肿么会酱紫!” Ye Xiao said seriously: Actually must say that our Sir Minister the good and virtuous person has the day, in his family|home, um, had the unprecedented space plague in his inner apartments, more than 100 outside scholars die all cleanly, but his family|home is continually the cat has not actually died one......” 叶笑严肃地说道:“其实还得说咱们尚书大人吉人自有天相,就在他家里,嗯,就在他内宅发生了前所未有的空间瘟疫,100多外地学子尽数死得干干净净,但他自己家却是连小猫也没有死一只……” This disease-resistant ability , was really flamboyant! Too sharp!” A Lan Langlang face admires, raises up the thumb. “这份抗病能力,也真是牛逼了!太犀利了!”兰浪浪一脸佩服,竖起大拇指。 Naturally, but also a little strange place is saying that......” a Ye Xiao face wonders: „After that plague, there is a good news to pass on......! The wife of Sir Minister, has been pregnant......” “当然,还有一点奇怪之处就是……”叶笑一脸纳闷的说道:“那场瘟疫之后,有喜讯传出来……哇呀!尚书大人的妻子,有喜了……” Lan Langlang stared in a big way the eye: fuck......” 兰浪浪瞪大了眼睛:“卧槽……” Scratches, cannot speak at a venture! Any your grass!” Ye Xiao is angry saying: What matter closes your? Where wheel obtains you? What evidence do you have?” “擦,不许乱说话!什么你草!”叶笑大怒道:“关你什么事?哪里轮得到你?你有什么证据?” Lan Langlang lowered the head: I made a mistake...... But I can show that absolutely is not my type, at that time I should not have the full moon...... Not that strong ability......” 兰浪浪低下头:“我错了……但我可以证明,那绝对不是我的种,那时候我应该还没满月呢……没那么强的能力……” Is! Remembers, do not speak at a venture, this is will have troublesome...... As all can see that more than 100 people of plague?” The Ye Xiao lesson said: could it be that do you also want to contract plague?” “就是!记得以后不要乱说话,这可是会有麻烦的……君不见那100多人都瘟疫了么?”叶笑教训道:“难道你也想得瘟疫?” Lan Langlang is drooping the head, a face fears: I do not think that I have made a mistake, is not I, is really not I.” 兰浪浪耷拉着脑袋,一脸恐惧:“我不想,我错了,不是我,真不是我啊。” Returns to the proper topic......” the Ye Xiao summary saying: Until now, this Jiang Taisui...... Um, for the time being first called him is Jiang Taisui is good...... Um, this Jiang Taisui life experience, is the riddle of eternity!” “言归正传……”叶笑总结说道:“到现在为止,这位姜太岁……嗯,姑且先称呼他是姜太岁好了……嗯,这位姜太岁的身世,乃是一个千古之谜!”
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