RITF :: Volume #2

#103: Foes and Gu Jinlong!


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Ye Xiao felt at this moment, only then own hand had been wrapped by the entire two big fat pork strong trends . Moreover, absolutely is pig buttocks meat that type of super fat...... 叶笑此刻感觉只有自己的手被整整两大片的肥猪肉强势包裹了进去,而且,绝对是猪屁股肉那种的超级肥肉…… Saw again front this goods warm five senses press together the belly that the fat that the smiling face, on the face the two sides trembles, trembles unceasingly, as well as, the fat on shoulder also in the tremor of disorder, on the thigh stands to him static, fat that but also is swaying...... 再看到面前这货热情至极的五官都挤在一起的笑容,脸上两边哆嗦的肥肉,不断震颤的肚子,以及,肩膀上的肥肉也在无规律的颤动,大腿上一直到他站立静止下来,还在前后晃荡的肥肉…… As for buttocks...... Vomits, does not say...... 至于屁股……呕,就不说了…… On the Young Master Ye face reveals some extremely strange expression, muttered: For these days had not come, you worried thinly......” 叶大少脸上露出来某种极为怪异的表情,喃喃道:“这几天没来,您都愁得瘦了……” Suddenly the heart only felt 1 million whole bodies moistened completely the bowel movement damn howled. 一时间心头只感觉1000000头浑身沾满了大便的草泥马呼啸而过。 If you this were thin...... 你要是这就算是瘦了…… Do you also make the pig live? 您还让猪怎么活? „...... Lives while still alive...... Wan Storekeeper...... Ten thousand big bosses...... You.......” Ye Xiao has been startled unexpectedly, among the intention phonographs, is emptying the left hand extremely fast lifts, is actually anxiously hurriedly closes own mouth, this occasion left hand fast reached Ye Xiao at present cultivation level the work of limit, actually was still late little few, finally had one, overflowed gradually. “哦……活活活……万掌柜……万大老板……您……。”叶笑竟是怔了一下,心念电转之间,空着的左手极速一抬,却是急急忙地把自己的嘴巴闭上,此际左手之速可谓已臻叶笑目前修为的极限之作,却仍是迟了少少,终于有咔嚓一声,渐次四溢。 That sound is...... Sound of chin almost dislocation! 那个声音是……下巴差点脱臼的响动! Really! 真的! Does not exaggerate! 一点都不夸张的! The chin was almost dislocated! 下巴就是几乎脱臼了! Monarch Xiao person who live two lifes, regardless of previous life this life, unexpectedly is also first time sees such colossus! Especially this colossus unexpectedly individual...... 笑君主两世为人,无论前世今生,竟也是第一次见到如此的庞然大物!尤其这个庞然大物居然还是个人…… This makes him see that this that flash unrestrainedly has opened the mouth. 这让他在看到这一幕的那一瞬间就情不自禁地张大了嘴。 ...... The instance that shuts up suddenly, almost makes a boner. Luckily the strain suffices rapidly...... 以致于……猛然闭嘴的瞬间,差点出丑。幸亏应变够迅速一点…… Can let solemn Heaven Realm extremely powerhouse, Monarch Xiao Ye Xiao is so rude, Wan Zenghao seriously is the world-wide first person! 能够让堂堂天域绝顶强者,笑君主叶笑如此失态的,万正豪当真是举世第一人! The hurried cradling chin, said this pleasantries, still enunciated clear, he he will not talk into lived while still alive...... 急忙托住下巴,说出这句客套话,却仍是吐字不清,将‘呵呵呵’生生说成了‘活活活’…… However this was unable to blame Monarch Ye to be surprised due to ignorance , is really the Wan Zenghao tonnage, early was unable this to cast aside with person presses down firmly to describe! 不过这还真的不能怪叶君主过于少见多怪,实在是万正豪的吨位,早已经不能用‘人’这一撇一捺来形容了! Ye Xiao dares to assert: Even if Wan Zenghao itself cultivation level, a general Mortal Origin Stage expert fist certainly has not fought slightly does not injure him! Even if the strength spits completely, at best has also entered in the strength the N much fat piles: In any event that cannot injure the bone! 叶笑敢断言:就算万正豪本身没有丝毫修为,一般的人元境高手一拳都绝对打不伤他!就算力量吐尽,充其量也就是将劲力打进了N多的脂肪堆里:无论如何那也都伤不到骨头的! Ye Xiao smiles stiffly, while made an effort to pull out own right hand. 叶笑一边僵硬笑着,一边使劲将自己的右手抽了出来。 When the right hand gets rid impedes, actually immediately feels on the palm seemingly to soak completely the oil general feeling, creamy. 右手摆脱掣肘之余,却即时感觉到手掌上貌似浸满了油一般的感觉,滑腻腻的。 That feeling chatty already extremely, awkward, was too awkward! 那感觉可谓腻歪已极,尴尬,太尴尬了! Ha Ha Ha......” Wan Zenghao seemingly had not sensed slightly Ye Xiao does not suit, instead exudes a frank laughter: Please, Brother Feng, in the building invite...... Ha Ha, I had the collection several thousand years of good tea...... My this person, most likes becoming friends with the friend, particularly Brother Feng such outstandingly able person different gentleman, seriously is knowing a person by his reputation not as good as meeting him face-to-face, meets the victory to be well-known, Ha Ha, if good friend thirsty......” 哈哈哈……”万正豪貌似丝毫也未觉出叶笑的不对劲,反而发出一片爽朗之极的笑声:“请,风兄,楼上请……哈哈,我有珍藏了好几千年的好茶……我这人吧,最喜欢结交朋友,尤其是风兄这样的奇人异士,当真是闻名不如见面,见面更胜闻名,哈哈,好友若渴……” Wan Zenghao one turns on a record player, unexpectedly is incessant, continuous unceasingly. 万正豪这边一打开话匣子,竟是滔滔不绝,绵绵不断。 Several thousand years of good tea...... Did that already turn into the ash? 好几千年的好茶……那早就变成灰了吧? Ye Xiao discovered leeway that one have not interrupted unexpectedly completely. 叶笑发现自己居然完全没有插言的余地。 A Wan Zenghao long experience weaponry, already understands what visual impact obviously own obesity can bring to others, walks while Ha Ha smiles, said: My this person, other any problem does not have, is fat, Ha Ha, but this sincerity does not have the means that eats anything to put on weight. I tried to diet for one month, every day only drinks water, may whistling putting on weight, simply I also allow nature to take its course finally, but actually must have a look at this meat to be able many to any situation......” 万正豪久历阵仗,显然早已明白自己的肥胖能给别人带来什么样的视觉冲击,一边走一边哈哈笑,道:“我这人啊,别的啥毛病没有,就是胖,哈哈,不过这真心的没办法,吃什么都长肉。我曾经试过节食一个月,每天就只喝水,可结果还是呼呼的长肉,干脆我也就顺其自然,倒要看看这身肉能多到什么地步……” Him goes upstairs from the beginning, the staircase already immediately made creak the sound, obviously somewhat is unable to withstand the load. 他这边一开始上楼,楼梯已然即时发出来咯吱咯吱的声音,显然是有些不堪重负。 „...... Allows nature to take its course, body weight slowly......” finally went upstairs to the present, Wan Zenghao gasps for breath, said: „...... Also 1400 jin (0.5 kg), were laughed.” “……顺其自然,慢慢的体重就到了现在……”终于上了楼,万正豪喘着气,道:“……也就不过1400来斤而已,见笑了。” Flamboyant!” “牛逼!” Opportunity that Ye Xiao had finally found interposing, said such one heartfeltly, face sincere admiring, blossomless false. 叶笑终于找到了插话的机会,由衷的说了这么一句,一脸真诚的佩服,毫无花假。 1400 jin (0.5 kg)...... 1400来斤…… „It is not laughed, is not laughed, has saying that person who various trades and occupations, can reach the pinnacle, all various trades and professions, every trade has its master...... But in body weight line, I believes that you inevitably are the first person through the ages! The foremost people in the field, the first place, deserve and are worthy of the reputation!” “不见笑,不见笑,不得不说,各行各业,都有一个能够登峰造极的人,三百六十行,行行出状元……但在体重这一行,我相信您必然是古往今来的第一人!状元,榜首,当之无愧、名副其实!” Saying that Ye Xiao sighed, the expression was heartfelt. 叶笑感叹的说道,语气由衷。 The word of this moment Ye Xiao non- thinks highly, but from the feeling of moral nature, in society matter, only then cannot think that is not impossible, the humans affair is unreliable, really every possible strange thing! 此刻叶笑之言非是恭维,而是发自心底的感慨,世间事,只有想不到的,不是不可能的,世事玄奇,果然无奇不有啊! For example, the person is fat, unexpectedly can fat to this situation...... Also is really the past and present has not had strange. 比如说,人胖,居然可以胖到这地步……也真是古今未有之奇啊。 Wan Zenghao laughs: Was a pity that the royal government conducts the exams in the imperial civil service examination system to select scholars for public office \; Never takes the body weight as the measurables, otherwise, high and low 90,000 years, able to move unhindered hundred million ten thousand li (5.000 km) \; No matter who before me, I can snap fingers the second to kill!” 万正豪哈哈大笑:“可惜朝廷开科取士\;从来不以体重为衡量标准,否则,上下90000年,纵横亿万里\;不管是谁在我面前,我都可以弹指秒杀!” Not is only snaps fingers the second to kill, smiles to be enough!” Ye Xiao feels a heartfelt admiration. “岂止是弹指秒杀,一笑足以!”叶笑心悦诚服。 They walk chat, finally came to the teahouse, the vigilance in Ye Xiao heart, not only does not have slight relieving, instead was rising dramatically at this moment peak. 两人一路走一路闲聊,终于来到了茶室,叶笑心中的警惕,非但没有丝毫的解除,反而在此刻飙升到了巅峰 Because he saw a person. 因为他看到了一个人。 A middle-aged person, three wisps of black fine beard flutter in the front, the facial features are thin, the carriage is healthy \; Wears the black clothing, floating leaves the dust! 一个中年人,三缕黑髯飘在胸前,面容清癯,体态矍铄\;身着青衣,飘然出尘! It seems like the least bit harmless such middle-aged person! 貌似半点无害的那么一个中年人! At this moment, this middle-aged person is looking at Ye Xiao with a smile, and first mild-mannered and cultivated saluting: Mr. Feng?” 此刻,这个中年人正含笑看着叶笑,并先一步温文尔雅的施礼:“风先生?” The Ye Xiao vision instant lowered, looks at the chair, then walked to sit slowly, this once again gained ground: This is......” 叶笑目光瞬时低了下去,看着椅子,然后徐徐走过去坐了下来,这才再度抬头:“这位是……” On face self-poise, in the pupil actually reveals one piece to conform with the doubts in reason. 脸上镇定自若,眸子中却流露出一片合乎情理之中的疑惑。 However in Monarch Xiao heart at this moment, is the rough sea waves is dreadful, is no longer tranquil! 然而笑君主此刻的心中,却已是巨浪滔天,不复平静! This person, Monarch Xiao knew! 这个人,笑君主认识! Acquaintance! 还是熟人! It is not Ye Xiao knew that is the Monarch Xiao understanding! 不是叶笑认识,是笑君主认识! They are away from previous time meet, the time of gap does not calculate is very long, on three half a month! 两人距离上次见面,间隔的时间不算很长,也就三个半月而已! Before three half a month, Monarch Xiao fallen that war, this person, in! 三个半月前,笑君主陨落的那一战,此人,就在其中! Of in Shining Sun Heavenly School ten big disciples Blue Clouds Heaven Territory Three Great Sects, ranks ninth \; Cool breeze sword god \; Gu Jinlong. 青云天域三大宗门之一照日天宗十大弟子中,排名第九\;清风剑神\;古今龙 From ancient to present, in person dragon \; The sword such as the cool breeze blows the lake water, the wind excessively traceless person has destroyed. 自古到今,人中之龙\;剑如清风吹湖水,风过无痕人已摧。 Ye Xiao has a dream has seriously not thought \; Here, sees this previous life old friend and enemy! 叶笑当真是做梦也没有想到\;会在这里,见到这个自己前世的故人、敌人! But this grade of cultivation level person, will arrive at Cold Sun Continent here unexpectedly! 而这等修为的人,居然会来到了寒阳大陆这里! Hence, Ye Xiao can determine a matter finally \; This matter, from his rebirth, starts to have doubts, once devoted to the proof, now, can determine that finally answer between Cold Sun Continent and Blue Clouds Heaven Territory, has the channel absolutely, can the intercourse! 至此,叶笑终于可以确定了一件事了\;这件事,从他重生,就开始疑惑,亦曾致力于求证,如今,终于可以确定答案了寒阳大陆青云天域之间,绝对存在着通道,可以往来! But this channel, is very likely to grasp in...... In Blue Clouds Heaven Territory Three Great Sects hand! 而这通道,极有可能就掌握在……青云天域三大宗门手中! Also or is...... Has the respective channel respectively, but keeps secret, or has a tacit understanding. 又或者是……各自有各自的通道,只是秘而不宣,或是心照不宣罢了。 Otherwise, by Gu Jinlong cultivation level that Ye Xiao knows, appear here Human World, Cold Sun Continent is in itself unable the load bearing! 否则,以叶笑所知的古今龙修为,出现在这个人世间,寒阳大陆本身根本就无法承载! Dao Origin Stage expert! 道元境高手 Cold Sun Continent three big realm! 寒阳大陆三大境界 Mortal Origin Stage, Earth Origin Stage, Sky Origin Stage! 人元境,地元境,天元境 Sky Origin grandmaster peak realm, is this Plane limit! 天元宗师巅峰境界,便已经是这个位面的极限! But, Blue Clouds Heaven Territory cultivator beside person day 3-layer realm, three big realm. 而,青云天域修者在人地天三层境界之外,还有三大境界 Spirit Origin Stage, Dream Origin Stage, Dao Origin Stage. 灵元境,梦元境,道元境 Each big realm, is divided into level 9, among each level 1, has the considerably large disparity! 每一个大境界,都是分为九品,每一品之间,都存在着相当大的差距! Under this comparison, is not difficult to see, this Gu Jinlong to Cold Sun Continent...... Actually is existence of what kind exaggeration! 在此比较之下,不难看出,这位古今龙寒阳大陆来说……究竟是何等夸张的存在! Said that he is the deity, that is not overrated certainly. 就说他是神仙,那也是绝不为过的。 But is a such person, is actually the Ye Xiao personal enemy! 但就是这样的一个人,却是叶笑的仇家! Now also appears in front of Ye Xiao! 现在还出现在了叶笑面前! Ye Xiao has drunk tea, gurgle has swallowed, hatred and hostility in the heart ascending, in this tea, completely swallowed in the belly. 叶笑喝了一口茶水,咕嘟一声咽了下去,将心中升腾的仇恨与敌意,也在这一口茶水之中,全部咽进了肚子里。 Deep burying, has nothing again appears externally slightly!. 深深的埋藏,再无有丝毫外露!。 If Monarch Xiao of peak time, cuts to kill Gu Jinlong then such as to take something out of the pocket \; 若是巅峰时期的笑君主,斩杀古今龙便如探囊取物\; But at the present this time...... Gu Jinlong wants to kill Ye Xiao at this moment, even, does not need to blow the one breath. 但在现在这个时候……古今龙想要杀此刻的叶笑,甚至,都不用吹一口气。 Only needs to stare stares, a look, sufficiently made Ye Xiao die immediately! 只需要瞪一瞪眼睛,一个眼神,就足以让叶笑立即身亡! Is this huge disparity! How Ye Xiao can not be careful. 就是这样的巨大差距!叶笑怎么能不小心谨慎。 „my name is Gu, calculate that is generally crazier than Mr. Feng long several years old, Mr. Feng , if not shut out, can call me for the ancient brother.” Gu Jinlong school of cloud poor business conditions are light, tyrannical background that in that bone contains, simply has not displayed, short a few words have drawn extremely near their relations. “我姓古,算来大抵比风先生痴长几岁,风先生若是不嫌弃,可以称呼我为古兄。”古今龙一派云淡风轻,那种骨子里蕴含的强横底蕴,根本没有表现,短短一句话已经将两人的关系拉得极近。 Present he, in front of Ye Xiao, just like is a person of high skill elegant gentleman. 现在的他,在叶笑面前,俨然就是一位高人雅士。 A threat does not have. 一点威胁也没有。 Originally is Gu the brother face to face.” Ye Xiao smiled, said: Gu brother elegant demeanor according to the person, the wind one sees to believe.” “原来是古兄当面。”叶笑笑了笑,道:“古兄风采照人,风某一见心折。” Gu Jinlong smiled genially: Already heard by rumor the Mr. Feng given name, this occasion a meeting, Mr. Feng is very finally young.” 古今龙和煦地笑了:“早就风闻风先生大名,此际终得一会,风先生果然年轻得很。” Ye Xiao light saying with a smile: Wastes one's best years.” 叶笑淡淡的笑道:“虚度年华罢了。” Each other seized territory the smalltalk greatly, both sides had not said that had the words of nutrition. Ye Xiao does not know that opposite party real motive, has to dread in the heart, at this time said wrong, little said few mistakes, avoidable language exchange desirably, but Gu Jinlong is because maintains mysterious, similarly not many apertures. 彼此大略地客套了一下,双方谁也没有说更多有营养的话。叶笑不知道对方的真实目的,更有忌惮在心,这个时候多说多错,少说少错,刻意的避免语言交流,而古今龙则是因为保持神秘,同样没有过多开口。 Ye Xiao has actually discovered another matter, regarding accident meaningful personal relationships. 只是,叶笑却发现了另一件事,一件对于此间变故极具意义的私情。 Wan Zenghao that also direct it discussed a moment ago, at this moment sat on the chair unexpectedly is the custom to the extreme. He sits in the seat of honor obviously, but, to the feeling of person is actually constrained, even, in he installs under the tranquil face, has a fear feeling of thorough marrow unclearly, vivid. 刚才还侃侃其谈的万正豪,此刻坐在椅子上竟是规矩到了极点。他明明坐在主位,但,给人的感觉却是拘束的很,甚至,在他强装平静的面孔之下,隐隐然有一种深入骨髓的畏惧感,呼之欲出。 After a surface exchanged greetings, Gu Jinlong has caused an extremely covert meaningful glance to Wan Zenghao, if were not Ye Xiao already paid attention among them the movement, was not necessarily able to realize seriously. 一番表面上寒暄之后,古今龙才对万正豪使了一个极其隐蔽的眼色,如果不是叶笑早已留意两人之间的动作,当真未必能够察觉。 Wan Zenghao advertisement -type Ha Ha Ha......” one string laughs, when the meat on cheek shivers has not subsided, asked: Brother Feng, your previous bring Supreme Pill Beads...... Seriously is the good thing. But the ancient senior this time also comes for this matter...... Does not know Brother Feng...... He He......” 万正豪招牌式的“哈哈哈……”一串大笑,在腮帮子上的肉颤抖还没有平息的时候,问道:“风兄,你上次带来的丹云神丹……当真是好东西。而古前辈这次也正是为了此事而来……不知道风兄……呵呵……” Ye Xiao smiled calm, said lightly: Supreme Pill Beads, does not refine easily \; At present the master is burning incense to bathe, the prayer, washes the body and mind, calms the mind with rapt attention, prepares to refine the second furnace medicine pill.” 叶笑沉稳地笑了笑,淡淡道:“丹云神丹,炼制非易\;眼下家师正在焚香沐浴,祷告,洗涤身心,静心凝神,准备炼制第二炉药丹。” ............ ………… I lead...... 我帅么……
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