The tourist in Daoist temple is truly few, inside only then they, another pair of lover photograph on the stair. That Jade Emperor palace has nothing attractively, Xiaojin searched the probe head to shrink, summit on to two buildings. 道观里的游客确实很少,里面只有他们仨,另有一对情侣在台阶上拍照。那玉皇殿没什么好看的,小堇探了探头就缩回来,颠颠的上到二楼。 The spaces of two buildings are biggest, the dead ahead is supplying four and fighting grandmother images of three items and eight arms, eight arms hold magic tool respectively, gentle does not lose the dignity. Left and right, 30 This gods, the shape is respectively lifelike. 二楼的空间最大,正前方供着一尊四首、三目、八臂的斗姥像,八臂各执法器,慈祥中不失威严。左右两侧,各有三十尊甲子神,形态惟妙惟肖。 This is the new year's day palace. 这便是元辰殿。 „This female scholar......” “这位女居士……” Three people just stepped, the young taoist priests collect, said to Xiaojin: „Do you want to burn incense?” 三人刚迈进去,就有一个年轻道士凑过来,对小堇道:“你是要烧香么？” „Right!” “对啊！” „That burns a high-grade incense, although expensive/noble, but to your health, good luck in making money and sentiment is good.” The taoist priest opens the mouth comes. “那就烧个高香吧,虽然贵点,但对你的健康、财运、感情都好。”那道士张口就来。 „I burn a high-grade incense, can bless my so many?” Xiaojin talked about with interest. “我烧个高香,能保佑我这么多？”小堇乐道。 „, Daoist Immortal has mystical powers, in the heart honest or is dishonest, they naturally know. Our mortals have no means that can only beseech the expression respect, therefore this fragrance is very important. Burnt the high-grade incense, Daoist Immortal could feel, better blessed us......” “诶,神仙都是有灵的,心中诚或不诚,他们自然知道。我们凡人没什么办法,只能烧香磕头表达敬意,所以这香就很重要。烧了高香,神仙就感受得到,也会更好的保佑我们……” This taoist priest spit flies horizontally, the explanation causes and effects fortune and misfortune, and the profit of all that one could wish is connected it. Xiaojin is plays from the start noisily, how can manage him, only said: „Has no need, I burn this.” 这道士吐沫横飞,一个劲的解释因果祸福,并将其与烧高香的益处相连。小堇压根就是玩闹,怎么会理他,只道:“用不着,我就烧这个。” The taoist priest flickers fruitless, immediately the branch target, greeted: „Two scholars......” 那道士忽悠无果,马上转移目标,招呼道:“二位居士……” „Daoist priest!” “道长！” He just opened the mouth, Xiaozhai advanced ancient ceremony/etiquette, with the left hand thumb insertion right hand fingers/tiger mouth, pinches the right hand child mark. The right hand thumb bends under the left hand thumb, seizes noon mark- both hands present a shape of primal chaos chart. 他刚开口,小斋就先行了个古礼,用左手大拇指插入右手虎口,掐右手子纹。右手大拇指屈于左手大拇指下,掐住午纹-双手呈现一个太极图的形态。 This called the midnight and noon secret art, is one formality that a gate spread since old times. Takes righteousness left Weiyang to be angry, right is the Yin murderous intention, by Yang Baoyin, to live the meaning that the system kills. 这叫子午诀,是道门自古流传的一种礼节。取义左为阳生气,右为阴杀机,以阳抱阴,以生制杀的意思。 We look at the taoist priest in film and television play, seeing the person is hits to bow, actually besides bowing, two general ways. One type is submissively the ritual, one type is the midnight and noon secret art. 咱们看影视剧里的道士,见了人就是打稽首,其实除了稽首,还有两种通用的方式。一种是拱手礼,一种就是子午诀。 „......” “……” The taoist priest sees the Xiaozhai movement, immediately stares, resembles seems a little afraid, does not dare to do right after something else unexpectedly. He, returns side Xiaojin, said: „Since you insisted, we do not demand, come, how I told you to do obeisance Jupiter.” 那道士见小斋的动作,顿时一愣,似显得有点心虚,竟没敢接茬。他顿了顿,又退回小堇身旁,道:“既然你坚持,我们也不强求,来来,我告诉你怎么拜岁星。” Saying, him was asking Xiaojin birthday years, the This resembles that found the correspondence, then beseeched. 说着,他问了小堇的生辰年月,找到对应的甲子像,然后烧香磕头。 „What situation?” “什么情况？” Another side, Gu Yu asked quietly. 另一边,顾玙悄声问道。 „That is a false.” “那是个假的。” Xiaozhai responded in a soft voice, said: „Does not dare to meet my ritual, explained that he does not understand.” 小斋轻声回应,道:“不敢接我的礼,说明他不懂。” „False?” “假的？” Gu Yu looked at eye that person, shakes the head saying: „On this really observes also in name only.” 顾玙瞄了眼那人,摇头道:“这上真观也是徒有虚名啊。” „, Came to transfer the revolutions.” “呵,来了就转转吧。” Xiaozhai smiles, looked that to that slides the idol, asked suddenly: „Yeah, which is your life?” 小斋笑了笑,又看向那一溜神像,忽问:“哎,你的本命是哪个？” „My......, should be this.” “我的……呃,应该是这个。” He walked several steps, stops in front of an idol. That is star Monarch of student appearance, a green robe, the polite scholarly, hand rigid jade is pleasant. 他走了几步,停在一尊神像前面。那是个书生模样的星君,一身绿袍,温文儒雅,手执着一柄玉如意。 On the sign labels: Bingyin Jupiter General upright section. 牌子上标注:丙寅太岁耿章大将军。 „Good, has seven scanning with me.” “不错,跟我有七分像。” He satisfies, then looks toward the left, because of Xiaozhai greatly is one year old, in front of that naturally is her life. The result looks, good! 他大为满意,接着又往左边瞧去,因为小斋比自己大一岁,那前面的自然是她的本命。结果一瞧,好嘛！ A that star Monarch scarlet duster, powerful, is the hairstyle comparison wave: The middle is bare, is actually combing the sheep's horn type hanging hair bun in the both sides, the surface, if the young lad, the right hand takes a red-tasselled spear. 那星君一身大红罩袍,威风凛凛,就是发型比较浪:中间是秃的,却在两侧梳着羊角样的垂髻,面若童子,右手拿着一杆红缨枪。 What although labels, Yichou Jupiter General Chen Cai, but this fan uninhibited daring foot, especially like encountering some lotus root tyrant of mid-life crisis. 虽然标注的是,乙丑太岁陈材大将军,不过这份迷之不羁的敢脚,特像遭遇中年危机的某位藕霸。 „Was fierce, your life is a ne zha!” “厉害了,你本命是哪吒！” Gu Yu smiled miserably, by the opposite party steamroll, was found a trough point continuously rarely, naturally must release well. 顾玙笑惨了,一直被对方碾压,难得找到一个槽点,当然得好好释放。 „......” “……” Xiaozhai especially is speechless, half two compels the goods for this, half two compels the resembles for that. 小斋就特无语,半为这个二逼货,半为那个二逼像。 ............ ………… They pulled up the show here, that side Xiaojin have finished attending the fragrance, set out to ask: „Also can give the incense and candle money?” 他们在这边撩骚,小堇那边已经上完了香,起身问:“还要给香火钱么？” „Along with the intention, Daoist Immortal has effectively.” The taoist priests are serious. “随心意,神仙自有灵验。”道士一本正经。 „.” “哦。” She listened, then fishes out a money coin to throw in the donation box, when lang, called a crispness. 她听了,便摸出一块钱硬币扔到功德箱里,当啷一声,就叫个脆。 „Good, boundless beneficence!” “好,功德无量！” The taoist priest god, does not have the broken merit very much unexpectedly, then said: „Recently had a Grandmaster to put up for the night in a temple in the view, if you want to pray for the family member, welcome to inside.” 那道士也很神,居然没破功,接着道:“最近有位大师在观里挂单,如果你想为家人祈福,就请到里面。” „Good!” “好啊！” Xiaojin anything complies in any case, summit entering to a hut, in the room has the table to have the chair, but also sits the long face taoist priest. He sees the person, immediately the pile said with a smile: „In this signing character, may guarantee you wishes coming true.” 反正小堇什么都答应,颠颠的进到一个小屋,屋内有桌有椅,还坐着位马脸道士。他一见人来,立时堆笑道:“在这签个名字,可保你心想事成。” She curls the lip, temporarily arranges two names, writes in yellow paper this on. 她撇了撇嘴,临时编了俩名字,写在一个黄纸本上。 „Is this parents? Good, our certain sutras prays, blessing your whole family is safe.” “这是父母亲么？好,我们一定诵经祈福,保佑你们全家平安。” The long face taoist priest is turning the book, front pages are the tourist name, under the name also has the digit, explained: „You looked, this is the intention money that the scholar leaves behind, our highest 9999, lowest 99. I thought that your appearance is good, 999 or 699 good.” 马脸道士翻着本子,前面一页页都是游客名,名字下面还有数字,解释道:“你看,这都是居士留下的心意钱,我们这最高9999,最低99。我看你面相不错,给999或者699都行。” „I have not had so much money.” “我没带那么多钱。” „That also 99, chanted sutras lowly every day, read aloud for 99 days, a talent gathered a dollar.” “那最低也得99,每天诵经一遍,诵九十九天,一天才合一块钱。” „Doesn't intention money give along with the intention? I contribute ten, perfect.” “心意钱不是随心意给么？那我捐十块吧,十全十美。” „Being able do without being possible!” “不可不可！” The long face taoist priest changes color immediately, the threat said: „I talk clearly to you, contributing was not little good to your family member!” 马脸道士立时变色,恐吓道:“我给你说清楚,捐少了对你家人可不好！” „But my ten dollars.” “但我就十块钱啊。” „You do not have the companion, can borrow.” “你不是有同伴么,可以借一借。” „Oh, the relations are not ripe, is embarrassed.” “哎哟,关系都不熟,多不好意思。” They break off pull for quite a while, Xiaojin pull a long face to amuse, does not give money. The taoist priest sees that then cold Liandao: „That did not have the means that your heart was dishonest, Daoist Immortal did not bless.” 俩人掰扯半天,小堇绷着脸逗乐,就是不给钱。那道士见状,便冷脸道:“那没办法了,你的心不诚,神仙都不保佑。” The words fall, he takes to begin a stroke, crossed out that two names unexpectedly. 话落,他拿起笔,竟然把那两个名字划掉了。 Lying trough! 卧槽！ Presents as a gift from that woman starts fragrant, this set flickers, Xiaojin is very calm, but this went too far. Has not written the real name fortunately, otherwise must irritate, but so, she does not want to endure even. 从那女人赠香开始,这一套忽悠下来,小堇都很淡定,但这个就太过分了。亏得没写真名,不然得气死,但就算如此,她也不想忍着。 „!” “啪！” As soon as she pounds on the table, sets out to shout: „Didn't your too rare and beautiful flowers, give money to delimit? I have seen the nausea, has not seen is so disgusting!” 她一拍桌子,起身就嚷嚷:“你们也太奇葩了吧,不给钱就划了？我见过恶心的,没见过这么恶心的！” „Here is quietly, please go out.” “这里是清静地,请你出去。” The long face taoist priest is disinclined to scold mutually, waves directly. 马脸道士懒得互骂,直接挥了挥手。 „Does quiet wool, have your such Buddhist? You special real false?” “清静个毛啊,有你这样的出家人么？你特么真的假的？” The sister-in-law has the expert to support, energy special foot: „Puts out to come to see the taoist priest card, otherwise I reported that you do believe?” 小姨子有大拿撑腰,底气特足:“把道士证拿出来看看,不然我举报你信不信？” Hey! 嘿！ One hear of this saying, the opposite party could not sit still, shouts: „little stretch/open! little stretch/open!” 一听这话,对方坐不住了,喊道:“小张！小张！” „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” The gate opens, that year the light taoist priest entered the room. 门一开,那年轻道士进了屋。 „Some people cause trouble, the bang goes out.” “有人闹事,轰出去。” The long face taoist priest is pointing at Xiaojin, which this younger sister is the person of suffering a loss, has not waited for others to begin, oneself first rushed to outside. 马脸道士指着小堇,这妹子哪是吃亏的主儿,没等人家动手,自己先跑到了外面。 „Elder sister, Elder Brother! Gave you!” “姐,哥！交给你们了！” She runs while shouted, did not see flustered, instead was glad- a moment ago this, she calculated crisply. 她边跑边喊,丝毫不见慌张,反而乐得屁颠屁颠-刚才这一通,她算爽了。 „......” “……” Gu Yu and Xiaozhai have not mastered any situation, sees her to rub to go downstairs, then a taoist priest pursued, exclaimed to oneself: 顾玙和小斋没搞懂啥情况,就见她蹭蹭下了楼,然后一个道士追了出来,冲自己吼道: „Do not do the matter in this, did in a big way anyone not to feel better.” “别在这搞事,搞大了谁都不好过。” „Walks quickly, walks quickly!” “快走,快走！” „Did not walk me to call the person, hurry up!” “再不走我叫人了啊,快点！” They understand immediately, bear the child courted disaster. Has a headache simply, they do not want the conflict for no reason, must turn around to go out. 得,俩人顿时明白,熊孩子又惹祸了。简直头疼啊,他们不想凭白起冲突,只得转身出门。 ( Traces to the origin the book: «Entertainment world Headline») (推本书:《娱乐圈头条》)