PI :: Volume #6

#556: Striking


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The saliva that the eldest sister said flies horizontally, the ambiguous, general meaning expressed clearly. 大姐说的唾沫横飞,含含糊糊,大概意思却表达清楚了。 The people look at the steamed bun of that cage cage with own eyes, steaming for quite a while was truly unrelieved, then said: This definitely is the magic arts! Has knowing the business does not have, knows that is what law?” 众人亲眼看着那一笼笼的馒头,蒸了半天确实毫无变化,便纷纷道:“这肯定是法术啊!有懂行的没有,知道是什么法么?” I, if knows, I also in this station? Really funny.” “我要是知道,我还在这站着?真逗。” old man your is not right, meeting two skills is great? Others do not give you steamed bun, your, is insincere.” “老头你这可不对啊,会两手本事了不起么?人家不给你馒头,你就这样,不厚道。” The person in other place possibly is afraid cultivator, Baicheng did not fear, the 12 year development evolves, has formed one to despise the chain newly. 别地方的人可能害怕修士,白城的可不怕,十二年的发展衍变,早就形成了一条新鄙视链。 The Jiangnan despises the Central Plain, the Central Plain despises the north, the north despises the southwest, the southwest despises the northwest, has despising of Daoist temple to have the school, has the school despises anything not to have. 江南鄙视中原的,中原鄙视北方的,北方鄙视西南的,西南鄙视西北的,有道观的鄙视有门派的,有门派的鄙视啥都没有的。 The despising world of diving state, despising diving state of Baicheng...... basically on this logic. 潜州的鄙视天下,白城的鄙视潜州……基本就这个逻辑。 Therefore everyone really did not fear, various of talking at once, the scene even more is vigorously lively. The old man does not see awkwardly, said with a smile: Speech must reason with, she empties the words tooth, is your determination I does? Evidence?” 所以大家真的不怕,七嘴八舌的各种起劲,现场愈发热闹。那老头也不见尴尬,笑道:“说话要讲理,她空口白牙的,你们就确定是我做的?证据呢?” „Don't you talk over?” “你不念叨了么?” My that is scolds her not to give the steamed bun, where I can what magic arts, you have a look at my......” “我那是骂她不给馒头,我哪会什么法术,你们看看我这身……” He opens the arm, everyone looks , good ragged clothing! Dirty, in the nail seam is the mud, said that was the beggars puts in great inconvenience to him. 他张开手臂,大家一瞧,嗬,好一身破衣烂衫!灰头土脸,指甲缝里全是泥,说是乞丐都委屈他了。 Naturally others are also rational, indeed does not have the evidence! 当然人家也有理,的确没证据啊! The aunt looks at the crest of wave to shift, was more anxious, said: Do not listen to him to talk nonsense, before I just had/left a pot cage steamed bun, he came unable to steam, who who wasn't can he did?” 那大妈一看风头转向,更急了,道:“你们别听他胡说,之前我刚出锅一笼馒头,他来了就死活蒸不熟,不是他干的还能有谁?” She sits toward the ground simply, pats the thigh to start the wail: Oh, you figure out, bullies my old woman, my selling point steamed bun is easy......” 她索性往地上一坐,拍着大腿开始哭嚎:“哎哟,你们评评理啊,欺负我老太太,我自己卖点馒头容易么……” Everyone is uncomfortable, is very bothersome, feels very pitiful, no one proposed actually reported Phoenix Mountain. 大家不是滋味,很烦,又觉得挺可怜,倒是无人提出禀报凤凰山 According to the discipline, cultivator can not amass money, injure someone, violate sexually wait/etc. using the magic arts, even if the old man does, what he did violate wrong? Several cage steamed buns, reported to the police in the earthliness, the police will not put on record, calculated practical joke at most. 按照戒律,修士不得利用法术敛财、害人、淫辱等等,但即便是老头做的,他犯了啥错呢?几笼馒头而已,在俗世中报警,警察都不会立案,顶多算恶作剧。 Gu Yu is looking in the surrounding, is actually another idea. 顾玙在外围瞧着,却是另一种想法。 We read the ancient book unofficial history, will frequently see such story: A person walks in the village, sees the farmer to farm, goes forward to beg to eat. The farmers do not give, this person then pinches the grass snake, throws in Sujonri. 我们阅读典籍野史,经常会看到这样的故事:一个人走在乡间,见有农民在种田,就上前讨要吃食。农民不给,此人便捏草化蛇,扔在水田里。 The farmers startle greatly, stepped on randomly hits randomly, steps on badly own rice seedling, finally discovered that snake was only several grass stalk. According to that person of words saying, this called slightly to punish loudly warns, urging the person to have the heart of doing good deeds. 农民大骇,一阵乱踩乱打,踩坏了自己的秧苗,结果发现那蛇只是几根草茎。按那人的话讲,这叫小惩大诫,劝人有行善之心。 Actually is the nonsense! Is the small-minded, premeditated retaliation, the farmer depends on that several mu place to live obviously, because ate went bad others crops...... 其实就是狗屁!明明是小肚鸡肠,蓄意报复,农民就靠那几亩地活着,因为一些吃食就坏了人家的庄稼…… This kind of story, has the record in the book, moreover many are the successors who the folk law sends. 此类故事,在书里有很多记载,而且多是民间法派的传人。 This has the behavior basis: The folk is different from Daoism is authentic, the heresy, the sword walks the slant, is not fastidious self-cultivation, unavoidably will multiply the arrogant and willful arbitrary heart. 这是有行为依据的:民间不同于玄门正宗,旁门左道,剑走偏锋,不讲究修心养性,难免会滋生骄纵蛮横之心。 But they were clear that is less legitimate than Daoism, feels inferior is also proud, treats the attitude of average person to be especially extreme, gets angry happily erratically. 而他们又清楚不比玄门正统,以至于自卑又自傲,对待普通人的态度尤其偏激,喜怒不定。 On such as this man old before his time, the magic arts definitely are he put, the mentality also makes fun of the mentality of retaliation. 就如这个小老头,法术肯定是他放的,心态也是捉弄报复的心态。 He looks at the woman to sit the purchase and sale of stocks, calls out furiously, looks to disdain, shakes the head wants to leave. At this time, in the crowd spreads one suddenly: „An age also bullies a woman, is really not concerned about face!” 他瞧着女人坐地吸土,奋力嚎叫,面露不屑,摇摇头就想离开。正此时,人群中忽传出一句:“一把年纪还欺负个女人,真是不要脸!” Shouted in confusion stops, simultaneous/uniform Qiwang went, was actually a young younger sister walked. 吵嚷顿止,齐齐望去,却是一个年轻妹子走了出来。 Puts on a blue coat that embroiders the border, the sleeve cuff is embroidering the red, green, blue, white and black five colors pattern, the lower part of the body is a long skirt. The facial features can only not say ugly, has the primitive aura in mountain, most noticeable, is she left is embracing a water pipe of cupronickel system. 穿着一件绣花镶边的蓝色上衣,袖口绣着红、绿、蓝、白、黑五色花纹,下身是条长裙。五官只能说不难看,带着大山里的原始气息,最引人注目的,是她左怀抱着一个白铜制的水烟袋。 She spoke some voices, the personality also to/clashes very much, said directly: This eldest sister, don't worry, I helps you break the law.” 她讲话有些口音,性情也很冲,直接道:“这位大姐,不用担心,我帮你破法。” Also has not waited for others to respond, about the younger sister takes a look, holds rusty scissors on case, ! Covered to poke following the cage steamer tray. 也没等人家回应,妹子左右瞅瞅,操起案上的一把生锈剪刀,噗哧!顺着笼屉盖就戳了进去。 Ok, the steamed bun one will be ripe!” “好了,馒头一会就熟了!” The younger sister handles to stop work for the day, in the face of people compels to dodge the person ignorant. 妹子搞定收工,在众人的一脸懵逼中就要闪人。 The old man is not dry, the complexion sinks, shouts: „Can't the later generation where comes, understand the custom?” 老头却不干了,脸色一沉,喝道:“哪来的后辈,懂不懂规矩?” Un? What custom?” The younger sister felt strange. “嗯?什么规矩?”妹子奇怪。 This is I with her matter, the law can only break by me, what do you insert a foot to make horizontally?” “这是我跟她的事,法只能由我破,你横插一脚做什么?” „......” “……” The younger sister, even more was amazed, said: What butts in horizontally. You for two steamed buns, bully a woman obviously, but also felt all right in this says the custom?” 妹子顿了顿,愈发惊诧,道:“什么横插一脚。你明明就是为了俩馒头,欺负个女人,还好意思在这说规矩?” She despises, turns around to walk. 她十分鄙视,转身又要走。 Halts!” “站住!” The old man facial color becomes flushed, a little being able to get down stair. 老头面色涨红,有点下不去台阶。 He is that kind of fellow who above spoke: I play tricks on your mortal, thinks highly of you, you knew mistakenly, asked me to break the law respectfully, knew that my fierce, this was one complete procedure/program. 他便是上面讲的那类家伙:我戏弄你个凡人,是看得起你,你知道错了,恭恭敬敬的请我破法,晓得我的厉害,这才是一套完整的程序。 Today asked you to leave, when I did send no one?” “今天让你走了,岂不是当我派无人?” How do you want?” “那你想怎么样?” Simple! True Man under foot, not private war, but small competition, do you dare?” “简单!真人脚下,不可私斗,但小小的比试一下,你敢么?” The younger sister young bull, raised the chin, dares, how ratio?” 妹子初生牛犊,扬了扬下巴,“敢啊,怎么比?” Said!” “好说!” The old man hehe smiles, reveals several points of sinister. 老头嘿嘿笑了笑,露出几分阴险。 The crowds are the mood surge upward, brush to withdraw, give away a circle. The eldest sister who sells the steamed bun does not cry, anxiously is waiting for watching the fun. 围观群众更是情绪高涨,刷刷退后,让出一个圈子。卖馒头的大姐也不哭了,巴巴的等着看热闹。 „Can your water smoke dare to cross the hand to me?” “你那水烟可敢给我过过手?” This......” “这……” The younger sister hesitant moment, thought that cannot lose face, handed over. The opposite party received the water smoke, the lip moves slightly, resembles to talk over several , said: „Can you break this law?” 妹子犹豫片刻,觉得不能跌份儿,还是递了过去。对方接过水烟,嘴唇微动,似念叨了几句,又还了回去,道:“你能破此法么?” Un? 嗯? The younger sister swept the water pipe carefully, the high approximately half meter, the cupronickel makes, the sink is flat, above is carving several bugs, the flue header, straw, the smoke warehouse, pricker and handle all is a body cast, appears plain fine. 妹子仔仔细细的扫了遍水烟袋,高约半米,白铜所制,水斗扁平,上面雕着几只小虫,烟管、吸管、烟仓、通针、手把皆是一体铸成,显得古朴精致。 She looked at carefully the moment, the look changes, has greatest angry, scolded: Old obscene( against harmony) stick!” 她端详了片刻,眼神一变,带着莫大的恼怒,骂道:“老淫(防和谐)棍!” Hehe, obscene after said, I asked you, can you break the law?” The old man said. “嘿嘿,淫不淫的过后再说,我就问你,你能破法么?”老头道。 The younger sister came from the Zhuang nationality to teach, studied wolf root law. 妹子来自壮族麽教,学的狼根法。 Wolf root law has one type to ask the happy witchcraft, called stuffily. Stuffy miss, ** the outbreak, the interest surges upward, whatever the man pursues ( wan ) to ask ( nong ). 狼根法有一种求欢巫术,叫“闷”。中了“闷”的姑娘,就会**发作,情致高涨,任凭男子追(wan)求(nong)。 The magic arts that the old man executes, with stuffy almost . Moreover the strength is not low, the full assurance has not eradicated. 老头施的这道法,跟“闷”差不多,而且实力不低,自己没十足的把握破除。 „......” “……” She is pursing the lips, does not want to concede defeat, heart next one ruthless, said: Eldest sister, drinks taking advantage of the bowl water.” 她抿着嘴,又不想低头认输,心下一狠,道:“大姐,借碗水喝。” „? Has!” “啊?哦哦,有有!” Sells the steamed bun eldest sister time not to dig out, numb Liuduan a bowl of water came, is the tea. 卖馒头的大姐这次不抠了,麻溜端了碗水过来,还是茶水。 The younger sister slightly contained the saliva, bites the tall and slender straw, first spits into the sink slowly, is trying the inspiration, the sink then makes rumble rumble the sound. 妹子小小含了口水,咬住细长的吸管,先徐徐吐入水斗,再试着吸气,水斗便发出“咕噜噜”“咕噜噜”的声响。 Later, she installs the shredded tobacco, inspires again. 之后,她才装上烟丝,再次吸气。 That haze from the water, had dispelled the anger impurity, leads share of clear cool sweet clear/crisp. But in this sweet clear/crisp, is mixing a wisp of strange sweet greasy flavor. 那烟气从水中过,祛除了火气杂质,带着一股清凉凉的甘爽。而这甘爽中,又混着一缕古怪的甜腻味道。 The younger sister is nipping the straw, goes all out to resist sweetly greasy, but the strength is not high, is really difficult. 妹子咬着吸管,拼命抵挡着甜腻,可自身实力不高,着实困难。 Others look, only thinks her facial color even more flushed, both eyes including the spring, the finger are vibrating gently. Associated a moment ago old obscene( against harmony) again stick anything , everyone understood. 旁人看着,只觉她面色愈发潮红,双目含春,手指都在轻轻抖动。再联想刚才“老淫(防和谐)棍”什么的,嗬,大伙都懂了。 Spring( against harmony) medicine! 春(防和谐)药啊! ! No one advises, full of enthusiasm surrounding, even is hoping what exciting scene happened. 哇!没有一个人劝阻,都在兴致勃勃的围观,甚至都在期盼着什么刺激的场面发生。 Rumble!” “咕噜噜!” Rumble!” “咕噜噜!” The sound is getting more and more weak, the younger sister is less steady, the breath has started the disorder. At this moment, water in sink beat, that sweet greasy also vanishes into thin air. 声响越来越弱,妹子越来越不稳,呼吸已经开始紊乱。就在这时,水斗里的水似跳动了一下,那股甜腻也烟消云散。 The younger sister is perplexed, but does not dare to delay , to continue to inspire. 妹子不明所以,但不敢耽搁,继续吸气。 Suddenly, the people are peaceful, the atmosphere is strange, and is full of the difference the wonder. Rumble the sound draws distantly prolonged, passing the rhythm is distinct , the continuous situation taste, listens somewhat is quite delightful. 一时间,众人安静,气氛诡异且充满异样的美妙。“咕噜噜”的声音拉得悠远绵长,透着节奏分明,又连绵不绝的况味,听来颇有几分悦耳。 Soon, the younger sister smoked one bag of smoke, put out long air/Qi. 不多时,妹子抽完了一袋烟,吐出一口长气。 „......” “……” The old man is dumbfounded, mutters: This is impossible, is not right, how will you be all right?” 老头早已目瞪口呆,喃喃道:“这不可能,不对啊,你怎么会没事?” Nothing is impossible, you lost!” “没什么不可能,你输了!” How do you want?” “那你想怎么样?” Simple! Acknowledged oneself bullied the person on the line.” The younger sister is studying his tone. “简单!承认自己欺负人就行了。”妹子学着他的口气。 You!” “你!” On old facial countenance red white, but also is the generation of cultivation, has not arrived in the share that in front of a ticket mortal cannot lose, then said: Good, today I acknowledge that the punishment is deserved, that steamed bun is the technique that I execute!” 老头脸上一阵红一阵白,可到底也是修行之辈,还没到在一票凡人面前输不起的份上,遂道:“好,今天我认栽,那馒头是我施的术!” Buzz humming sound! 嗡嗡嗡! Everyone had guessed correctly, but listens to him to acknowledge personally, raises one to quarrel chaotically. 大家早就猜到,但听他亲口承认,还是掀起一阵吵乱。 That eldest sister some fears, this group of people are subject to changing moods suddenly, the method measures not, if butchered oneself, even if Phoenix Mountain upholds just still special without enough time! 那个大姐忽然有些害怕,这帮人喜怒无常,手段莫测,万一把自己宰了,就算凤凰山主持公道也特么来不及啊! Immediately, she beckons with the hand again and again, is all right, I was also mean-spirited, several steamed buns, want to be fed up the manages to eat.” 当即,她连连摆手,“没事没事,我也是小气了,几个馒头而已,想吃尽管吃。” Snort!” “哼!” Where the old man will really eat the steamed bun, stared younger sister one eyes, flings the sleeve to flash the person. 老头哪会真的吃馒头,瞪了妹子一眼,甩袖闪人。 The younger sister curls the lip, goes forward saying: Eldest sister, you......” 妹子撇了撇嘴,上前道:“大姐,你……” Aiya, today thank you, I must do business, excuse me! Excuse me!” “哎呀,今天谢谢你了,我还要做生意呢,不好意思!不好意思!” The eldest sister removed the cover , an only plump and fair-complected big steamed bun lies down in the cage steamer tray. Her eye has not lifted, comes out, truly very busy appearance. 大姐揭开盖子,果然,一只只白白胖胖的大馒头躺在笼屉里。她眼睛都没抬,出来进去,确实很忙的样子。 „......” “……” The younger sister comes out from the mountain, meets Grand Era for the first time, not being able to master the will of the people are complex. She only thinks some vitality/angry, is somewhat low, is unreasonable, then the departure shop silently. 妹子从大山里出来,第一次见大世面,搞不懂人心复杂。她只觉有些生气,有些低落,却不明道理,便默默的离开店铺。 The business street is prosperous, lively as before, a matter as if senseless small interlude, no one will place at heart. 商业街红红火火,热闹依旧,刚才的事情仿佛一段无谓的小插曲,没人会放在心里。 But she is walking, suddenly a sound resounds, reaches the ear clearly, looks at others again, in abundance suspension of movement doubts. 而她走着走着,忽然一个声音响起,清清楚楚的传进自己耳朵,再看旁人,纷纷停步疑惑。 Today supposes in the in the sand stronghold strikes the vertical stage, numerous cultivator , if there is enmity conflict, both sides are voluntary, may mount the stage to spar. Do not compare to fight in private, can not harass the common people, on the stage can not offend somebody to murder, to stops, looks is known by everybody!” “今日在沙里寨设擂立台,众修士如有仇怨争端,双方自愿,可上台斗法。不得私下比斗,不得骚扰百姓,台上不得伤人害命,点到即止,望诸位周知!” The words fall, listens rumble the earth shook and heavens spun shook. 话落,就听轰隆隆天摇地动。 In the town edge, close to the open area of mountain forest, the ground sticks out suddenly, rises slowly, builds a side big cubic meter of earth and stone stage. 在镇子边缘,靠近山林的一块空地,地面骤然隆起,徐徐升高,堆砌成一方偌大的土石方台。 Following close on, where also never knows to fly a great rock, is ten zhang (3.33 m) high, the width is five zhang (3.33 m), bang pounding enters in the soil, above is carving a large character: Strike! 紧跟着,又从不知什么地方飞来一块巨岩,高有十丈,宽有五丈,砰的砸进泥土里,上面刻着一个大字:擂!
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