Chapter 1083 ayu returns to the laughable matter 第1083章香鱼回归可笑之事 In September 23, 九月二十三, The almanac has the cloud: Death anniversary: The marriage, prays and asks the child, to go on a journey, get angry, disassembles, builds, breaks ground, puts up the main beam, leaves blank and enters the population. 黄历有云:忌:嫁娶、祈福、求嗣、出行、出火、拆卸、修造、动土、上梁、开光、进人口。 Suitable: Opening, transaction and vertical ticket, hang the plaque and secure bed, to enter the dwelling, migrant, to plant, cut wood, encoffin, break ground and eliminate the clothing/taking and making a dress. 宜:开市、交易、立券、挂匾、安床、入宅、移徙、栽种、伐木、入殓、破土、除服、成服。 Northwest mascot, most favorable auspices. 福神西北,大吉大利。 Extremely during happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect is in one piece to be depressed up and down, is only missing after the crystal fairy maiden, for three years, an extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect day is inferior for day, the school disciples were bullied outside, no one raises one's head to revenge, the influence is getting more and more weak, domain getting smaller, what is most fearful is in the gate chaotic incomparable, has the internal fight more than ten times, the casualty is serious. 极乐销魂宗上下处于一片苦闷之中,只从水玉仙子失踪后,三年来,极乐销魂宗一天不如一天,门派弟子在外被人欺负,无人出头报仇,势力越来越弱,地盘越来越小,最可怕的是门中混乱无比,发生内斗十多次,死伤惨重。 Ten days ago, after continuing the crystal fairy maiden is missing, the leader fragrant fish was also missing, although everyone knows that he is a puppet, but there is his existence, a nominal leader, the school is at least insufficient to split immediately. 十天之前,续水玉仙子失踪之后,掌门香鱼儿也失踪了,虽然大家都知道他是个傀儡,可是有他的存在,至少还有一个名义上的掌门,门派不至于马上分裂。 Regarding his missing, many worry clash, feared that was more unfortunate than fortunate. 对于他的失踪,很多人都忧心冲冲,怕是凶多吉少了。 Seven days ago, by three big real return that the azure clothes really drives out, fortunately they have not had the internal strife war, moreover assembles all sends the troops to start to seek for the fragrant fish, but looked everywhere periphery ten thousand li (0.5 km) landscape, had not found the fragrant fish. 七天前,被青衣真一赶出去的三大真一回归,幸运的是她们并没有发生内讧大战,而且调集全派人马开始寻找香鱼儿,可是找遍了周围万里江山,也没有找到香鱼儿。 Now in the gate these days these high-level member for the new leader candidate of extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, are competing to get flushed in the face with anger. 现在门中这几天那些高层修士正在为极乐销魂宗的新任掌门人选,争夺脸红脖子粗。 However the man of insight, had discovered, helper who in these real god Monarch invited, but asked the god to be easy to deliver the god to be difficult, they started the little infiltration extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect. 但是有识之士,已经发现,这些门中真一神君所请的帮手,可是请神容易送神难,他们开始一点点的渗透极乐销魂宗。 They are arrogant, in optional oppression gate disciple, one by one win over Golden Core True Master, the Nascent Soul Daoist immortal, is one must split the dismemberment to be overwhelmed with emotion completely extremely happily the total stance, even starts to divide the domain of extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, chart poor dagger gradually present. 他们飞扬跋扈,随意的欺压门中弟子,挨个的拉拢金丹真人,元婴真君,完全就是一副要分裂肢解极乐销魂总的架势,甚至开始划分极乐销魂宗的地盘,渐渐的图穷匕现。 Azure clothes and crape myrtle, narcissus, wooden smoke four big really one, discovered this crisis, they no longer continued to the beforehand such battle over the two days, in these helpers but who, joined late, has real god Monarch to come one after another, has achieved seven to return to an empty really population, although behind the azure clothes supported her pitying star really one also to come. 青衣、紫薇,水仙,木烟四大真一,发现了这个危机,这两天她们不再向以前那样争斗不止,但是晚了,前来助阵的那些帮手中,陆续有真一神君现身,已经达到七名返虚真一的人数,虽然青衣后面支持她的怜星真一也现身了。 However five pairs seven, moreover others have the backing, this is directs very to receive right of residence completely, asking the wolf to enter the inner rooms, changed from guest to host by the opposite party, complete suppression does not have the strength to hit back. 但是五对七,而且人家还有后援,这完全是引贼入户,请狼入室,被对方反客为主,完全的压制的没有还手之力。 The hidden danger that at this time the ice jade fairy maiden created appeared, these experts, were the lackeys, without the talent, no one bravely stepped forward, resistance foreign enemy, on the contrary many to preserve own power and influence, started to gang up with the foreign enemy series. 这时冰玉仙子所造成的隐患出现,这些高手,都是奴才,没有人才,没有一人挺身而出,抵御外敌,反倒不少为了保住自己的权势,开始与外敌勾搭连环。 And is overwhelmed with emotion extremely happily a disciple, starts to seek for the escape route, relates these hadrosauruses. 其中很多极乐销魂宗弟子,开始寻找退路,联系那些强龙。 The school perishes sooner or later, cannot perish together with it, oneself must seek for another stretch of the world, opens the new enterprise, at least needs to go on living. 门派迟早灭亡,不能与它同归于尽,自己要寻找另外一片天地,开辟自己新的事业,至少要活下去。 Plants the blowing up for rain. 种山雨欲来风满楼。 Like this in a vacant confusion, the time arrived in September 23. 就这样在一片茫然混乱中,时间来到了九月二十三。 In the morning Sun raises, flies a member in that distant governing sword, the member governing sword across the sky, governing causes it sword, erupts a fearful pressure, that pressure sweeps across the entire left Yuan celestial mountain, in the thousand li (500 km), can feel that fearful strength. 清晨太阳升起,在那远方御剑飞来一名修士,那修士御剑横空,御使之剑,爆发一种可怕的威压,那威压席卷整个左元仙山,千里之内,都能感觉到那种可怕的力量。 This member has not arrived in the left Yuan celestial mountain, above Golden Core True Master on entire mountain felt completely that imposing manner, had the strong person guest to come, good does not come, threatening. 此修士还未到达左元仙山,整个山上的金丹真人之上全部感觉到了那种气势,有强人客来,善者不来,来势汹汹。 Extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect 18 colored clothing health/guard depart instantaneously, welcome to this person, these 18 colored clothing health/guard are Golden Core True Master, they are responsible for guarding are overwhelmed with emotion extremely happily a entrance, is the only present remains neutral, had not been bought, the strength complete side is overwhelmed with emotion happily member sect. 瞬间极乐销魂宗十八彩衣卫飞出,迎向此人,这十八彩衣卫都是金丹真人,他们负责镇守极乐销魂宗山门,是唯一现在保持中立,没有被人收买,力量完整的极乐销魂宗修士。 They go against the wind, compose law, the school already so, they hold the determination that to be dying to apologize, who although does not know powerful enemy, but fighting spirit abundant. 他们迎风而去,组成法阵,门派已经如此,他们抱着以死谢罪的决心,虽然不知道强敌何人,但是斗志盎然。 That person appears in the line of sight by far, the instance that this person presents, ten thousand rays collect his body probably, captures everyone attention, the face such as the blade truncates, the god clear bone show, snow-white skin, has an imposing appearance, the returning of snow customs handed down from past generation, blocking out the sun of light cloud, wears the red robe, spacious relaxed, in in the air motionless from dance. 远远那人出现在视线中,此人出现的瞬间,好像万道光芒汇集到他的身上,吸引所有人目光,脸如刀削,神清骨秀,玉骨冰肌,器宇轩昂,流风之回雪,轻云之蔽日,身穿红袍,宽大轻松,在空中不动自舞。 Saw that his all colored clothing health/guard stare completely, then salutes one after another, said: 看到他所有的彩衣卫全部一愣,然后陆续行礼,说道: „Pays a visit the leader.” “拜见掌门。” This person is fragrant the fish, he returns to extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect. 此人正是香鱼儿,他回归极乐销魂宗。 He looked at present many disciples, said: 他看了一眼眼前的诸多弟子,说道: „ Good, the pillar of the state of extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect. “好,极乐销魂宗的栋梁。 I came back, I must eliminate the extravasated blood, eliminates the foreign aggression, revives extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, rallies the old mountains and rivers, whether you are willing to travel together with me? ” 我回来了,我要清除淤血,清除外患,重振极乐销魂宗,重整旧山河,你们可否愿意与我同行？” That 18 colored clothing health/guard each other look at each other one, oh, this two ancestors also want to revive the mountains and rivers, has a dream to be the same simply, but can come back to bring death, oneself accompany him to walk one time, at the worst died in battle this place, calculates that did right by own kind teacher. 那十八彩衣卫彼此对视一眼,唉,这个二世祖还想重振山河,简直就是做梦一样,不过能这么的回来送死,自己就陪他走一遭,大不了战死此地,也算对得起自己的恩师了。 Immediately has the colored clothing health/guard to reply: 顿时有彩衣卫回答道: „Is willing for the leader potency.” “愿意为掌门效力。” The fragrant fish smiles, said: 香鱼儿一笑,说道: „Good, we walk.” “好,我们走。” His first flew, toward is overwhelmed with emotion sect flying to go extremely happily. 他第一个飞了过来,向着极乐销魂宗飞去。 His governing sword upper air, the whole person sends out this endless ray probably, his ray captures everyone's attention, probably the comet is the same, above landing land. 他御剑高空,整个人好像散发这无尽的光芒,他的光芒吸引所有人的目光,好像彗星一样,降落大地之上。 The innumerable sides are overwhelmed with emotion a disciple to visit him happily, the vision is complicated and diversified, regarding him, he is a puppet, Magical Power is as we all know thin, although on the mouth shouted that revives the mountains and rivers, actually this was brings death. 无数的极乐销魂宗弟子看着他,目光复杂多变,对于他所有人都知道,他就是一个傀儡,法力稀薄,嘴上虽然喊出重振山河,其实这就是送死来了。 Although before all sorts, but can go to generously, is a man, does right by extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect. 虽然以前种种,但是能慨然赴死,就是一个爷们,对得起极乐销魂宗。 Some people follow in him behind, some people cheer for him, some coldly the smile, waits to look how he died. 有的人跟随在他身后,有的人为他欢呼,有的冷冷微笑,等着看他如何死亡。 Before the fragrant fish arrives at the main hall of that extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, knocks the school set ding, the time innumerable sides are overwhelmed with emotion a disciple to collect here happily. 香鱼儿来到那极乐销魂宗的大殿之前,敲起门派集合钟声,顿时间无数的极乐销魂宗弟子汇集此处。 Sees the return of leader fragrant fish, some people of surprised, some people sighed. 看到掌门香鱼儿的回归,有人惊讶,有人叹息。 The fragrant fish shouted loudly: 香鱼儿高声喝道: „ The disciples of extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, our sect life and death at present, them want the decomposition we, to erupt in the silence silently either, either in died silent, our sect to the most dangerous time. “极乐销魂宗的弟子们,我们宗派生死存亡就在眼前,他们想默默的分解我们,要么在沉默中爆发,要么在沉默死亡,我们宗派到了最危险的时候。 Now needs some people to stand to raise the arm wields, I am overwhelmed with emotion extremely happily one of the unsurpassed visits, commands Suiyuan to leave the state, how could to make similar little humiliate. 现在需要有人站出来振臂一挥,我极乐销魂宗无上上门之一,统领绥远离州,岂能让肖小欺凌。 I to be overwhelmed with emotion extremely happily life of the leader, ordering in the gate the disciple to drive out all is not the other school disciples of extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, rallies the old mountains and rivers, but also I am extremely happy. ” 我以极乐销魂宗掌门之命,命令门中弟子驱除一切不属于极乐销魂宗的其他门派弟子,重整旧山河,还我极乐。” Loud speech of that fragrant fish on the stage, the sunlight photo arrives above his hair, probably ten thousand multi-colored sunlight glitter there, the innumerable sides are overwhelmed with emotion happily a girl student crazy visits him, with his shouting, is agitated. 那香鱼儿在台上大声演讲,阳光照到他的头发之上,好像万道霞光在那里闪烁,无数的极乐销魂宗女弟子痴痴的看着他,随着他的呼喊,情绪激动。 When the fragrant fish shouted loudly finally: 当香鱼儿最后高喊: „I extremely am happy.” “还我极乐。” The time audience bursts with joy, the innumerable sides are overwhelmed with emotion member sect to follow to shout happily: 顿时间全场沸腾起来,无数的极乐销魂宗修士跟着喊道: „I extremely am happy.” “还我极乐。” „I extremely am happy.” “还我极乐。” In this shout, the fragrant fish has a not being able to say pleasant sensation, this type was shouted to support the feeling of surrounding, can stimulate the heartbeat, has the honor feeling of satisfaction, the beforehand joy, is insignificant compared with the present. 在此呼喊声中,香鱼儿有种说不出的快感,这种被呼喊所拥护包围的感觉,是可以刺激心跳,产生荣誉满足感,以前的快乐,比起现在微不足道。 Suddenly above the stage some people shouted: 突然高台之上有人喝道: „Is fragrant fish, you doing, what is shouting poorly, were you insane?” “香鱼儿,你在干什么,在穷喊什么,你疯了吗？” That extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect five big return empty really one, seven big real god Monarch of origin, under the scaling ladder, go out slowly, looks that these crazy sides before main hall are overwhelmed with emotion happily a disciple. 那极乐销魂宗五大返虚真一,还有来源的七大真一神君,在云梯之下,慢慢走出,看着大殿之前的这些疯狂的极乐销魂宗弟子。 The fragrant fish puts out a hand, wields slightly, immediately all sounds vanish. 香鱼儿伸出手来,微微一挥,顿时所有的声音消失。 On that stage everyone visits him, in the vision what meaningful glance has, ridiculed, sneers, like looking at clown. 那台上所有人看着他,目光中什么眼色都有,嘲笑,冷笑,就像看着小丑一样。 A martial arts heart lake sect female stands, said: 武道心湖宗一个女子站出,说道: „Fish court attendant, my father has promised me, so long as you pledge allegiance to our school, makes me marry you, delivers you cave mansion, making you enjoy happiness to spend one's last years, the fish court attendant, did not want tenaciously, quickly came.” “鱼郎,我父亲已经答应我了,只要你归顺我们门派,就让我嫁给你,送你洞府,让你享福终老,鱼郎,不要固执了,赶快过来吧。” This female is the fragrant fish steals the bit at night, thinks that can confuse by the sentiment, for one of females oneself work. 这个女子就是香鱼儿夜晚偷会,以为靠感情可以迷惑,为自己效力的女子之一。 Another female said: 另外一名女子说道: „ Good, martial Ji, he turned over to you, I do not play. “好吧,武姬,他归你了,我不玩了。 Looked each time the fish court attendant runs for the school, pretends to like us, was too fun, what a pity now does not have the meaning, gives you. 每次看鱼郎为了门派奔走,假装喜欢我们,太好玩了,可惜现在没意思,给你吧。 However every month must let me and his good one time, the fish court attendant is so graceful, really does not give up. ” 不过每个月要让我和他好一次,鱼郎还是这么帅,真是舍不得。” This female is also one of the that platform lover's rendezvous, before fragrant fish, wants to draw support from their influences, retrieval extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, but looks like all that oneself make not to have the significance now completely, in their eyes he is higher toys. 这个女子也是那平台幽会的一员,香鱼儿以前想要借助她们的势力,挽救极乐销魂宗,但是现在看来自己所做的一切全部没有意义,在她们眼中他就是一个高等玩物。 The fragrant fish shakes the head, said: 香鱼儿摇摇头,说道: „Right that really the senior said that the man body is powerful, in the hand must have the sword, can be wanted oneself.” “果然前辈说的对,男人身上要有力,手中要有剑啊,才能得到自己想要的。” The azure clothes said: 青衣说道: „Incense stick|Fragrant fish, you come quickly, apologized to fellow teacher's younger brothers, they promised us, the entrance was invariable, you were also a leader, so long as I and pitied the star aunt, no one dares to bully you.” “香鱼儿,你快过来,向各位师叔道歉,他们答应我们了,山门不变,你还为掌门,只要我和怜星阿姨在,就没有人敢欺负你。” The fragrant fish looks that the azure clothes and other big return empty really one, said: 香鱼儿看着青衣等五大返虚真一,说道: „ Your five, your doing right by crystal kind teacher? The member who your one crowd of waste, really catalyze is useless, extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect can have such aspect, is you creates. “你们五个,你们对得起水玉恩师吗？你们一群废物,果然催化的修士就是没用,极乐销魂宗能有如此局面,全是你们造成的。 Especially you, pity the star, you support the azure clothes in the back, the done present is deserted by friends and allies, the wolf seizes the opportunity to sneak. 特别是你,怜星,你在背后支持青衣,搞的现在众叛亲离,豺狼乘虚而入。 But you, are not thinking the expelling wolf, but also the fantasy is a companion with the wolf, you do not know, the wolf must eat the person? 而你们,不想着打跑豺狼,还幻想与狼为伍,你们不知道,狼是要吃人的吗？ I by the life of leader, eliminate to pity the star, azure clothes, crape myrtle, narcissus, the wooden smoke and other extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect real god Monarch, all duties in the gate, deprives their all rights. ” 我以掌门之命,剥夺怜星、青衣、紫薇、水仙、木烟等五位极乐销魂宗真一神君,在门中一切职务,剥夺她们一切权利。” This saying saying, high and low in an uproar, everyone uses to look that the vision of fool looks at the fragrant fish. 这话一说,上下哗然,所有人用看傻子的目光看着香鱼儿。 The fragrant fish continues saying: 香鱼儿继续说道: „ Gives you five last opportunity, immediately to my resting palace, strips off the clothes, digs the buttocks to wait for me, I forgive you, otherwise I must regard as the rebel of betrayal school you. “给你们五个最后一个机会,马上到我寝宫,脱光衣服,撅起屁股等着我,我就原谅你们,否则我要把你们视为背叛门派的叛徒。 Your these cat cat dog dogs, no matter your whether sincerity help, gives you finally an opportunity, in 30 breaths, tumbles out extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect to me, otherwise do not blame under my sword brutal. ” 还有你们这些猫猫狗狗,不管你们是否真心帮忙,最后给你们一个机会,三十息内,都给我滚出极乐销魂宗,否则不要怪我剑下无情。” This saying saying, everyone official thinks that the fragrant fish was insane, visits him with various strange vision. 这话一说,所有人都正式的认为香鱼儿疯了,都用各种奇异的目光看着他。 The fragrant fish remains unmoved, silently from the bottom, after 30 breaths, said: 香鱼儿不为所动,默默倒数,三十息后,说道: „Good, you leave uselessly, I take you to be overwhelmed with emotion sect Chou to be hostile to it as me now extremely happily, the time was too long, you have forgotten the fearfulness of extremely happy being overwhelmed with emotion sect, today makes me tell you.” “好,你们都没用离开,我现在以你们为我极乐销魂宗仇敌视之,时间太久了,你们已经忘了极乐销魂宗的可怕,今天就让我告诉告诉你们吧。” This saying said, who does not know is, really endures uselessly, exudes the laughter on that stage, then the member of these other schools, like seeing the most laughable matter complete laughs. 这话说完,不知道是谁,实在没用忍受住,在那台上发出笑声,然后那些其他门派的修士,就像看到最可笑的事情全部的大笑起来。