PH :: Volume #15

#1427: Irritates you


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Depending on Fang Xing this alcohol capacity, ten -year-old time, the body has not repaired is, can drink light/only jug liquor, then can also in high spirits looked that the widow takes a bath is caught, now the body quantity grows into, had cultivated/repaired is, that alcohol capacity can with being too deep to see the bottom to describe, but now, intends to the chi fairy maiden get drunk, put out the real skill, your altar/jar my altar/jar a happiness of drinking, on the mouth was saying words of pleasant to hear, in the hand is not idle, hardly in the wine pot by that chi fairy maiden hand child had. The time of putting, but more than double-hour, their side has thrown 45 wine pot, liquor air/Qi of room, sufficiently intoxicant. 就凭方行这个酒量,十岁的时候,身上没有修为,都能喝光一坛子酒,然后还能兴冲冲的去看寡妇洗澡还不被抓到,如今身量长成,更是有了修为,那酒量就更是可以用深不见底来形容了,而如今,有意要将魑儿仙子灌醉,更是拿出了真本事,你一坛我一坛的喝的痛快,嘴上说着好听的话儿,手上也不闲着,几乎不让那魑儿仙子手里的酒坛子有放下来的时候,不过一个多时辰,他们两个身边都已经扔了四五个酒坛子了,一屋子的酒气,足以醉人。 I you told that...... Senior Brother Fang Xing, I from the beginning, really very do not like your......” “我跟你说……方行师兄,我一开始,真不挺喜欢你的……” Bleary eyes awake song that the chi fairy maiden has drunk, the small face is ruddy, the tongue was also big, is cancelling shoulder speech of Fang Xing: Because you met my to hit me...... I to tell you, from small long was so big from small...... me, how many there are...... how many to dare to hit my? Only then my mother...... the childhood, I lived with my mother in a remote tribe...... she said that my father did not want me, the people in tribe bullied us...... she to be angry, hit me,...... like your such dozen of me......” 魑儿仙子已经喝的醉眼惺忪,小脸红扑扑的,舌头也大了,勾着方行的肩膀一个劲儿的说话:“因为你一见我面就打了我……我可告诉你,从小……我从小长这么大,有几个……几个敢打我的?只有我妈……小时候啊,我跟我妈就住在一个偏远部落里……她说我爹不要我了,部落里的人都欺负我们……她一生气,就打我,就……就像你那样打我……” Was saying to be saying, the small mouth digs, in the eye had the tears: Afterward...... my father sent people to find us...... to receive in the city afterward, there are to eat, there is good clothes to put on...... also...... no one to dare to bully us again...... but my mother...... my mother she actually died...... no one to bully us, she died...... after that no one dares to hit me...... I to cultivate the ghost technique, wants to resurrect my mother......, but they told me, that was not possible............ I did not think my mother......” 说着说着,小嘴撅起,眼睛里有了泪花:“后来……后来我爹派人找到了我们……接到了城里,有吃的,也有好衣服穿……再也……再也没有人敢欺负我们了……可是我娘……我娘她却死了……没人欺负我们了,她就死了……从那之后,再也没有人敢打我了……我修炼鬼术,想把我娘复活……可是他们都告诉我,那是不可能的……唔唔唔……我想我娘……” Actually this special to have can drink......” “这特么究竟有多能喝啊……” Fang Xing felt somewhat speechless, was held the thigh to call the feeling of mother by a drunken little miss really is also uncomfortable, most essential is he looks that now the look of this girl changed, 45 jug strong liquor got down the belly, they no one has built up with the supernatural power, now he feels somewhat drunkenly, but this woman unexpectedly besides other words many also no changes...... 方行都感觉有些无语了,被一个醉醺醺的小姑娘抱着大腿叫娘的感觉还真不是个滋味啊,最关键是他现在看这丫头的眼神都变了,四五坛子烈酒下了肚子,俩人谁也没有用法力炼化,如今连他都感觉有些醉醺醺的了,可这娘们居然除了话多之外也没什么别的变化…… If drinks again, it is estimated that does not have ten altar/jar eight altars/jars unable to serve the purpose...... 若是再喝下去,估计没有个十坛八坛是达不到目的的…… Most critically, he himself did not determine oneself can also drink many...... 更关键的是,他自己都不确定自己还能喝多少了…… Mother...... mother, without liquor mother......” “娘……娘,没有酒了娘……” Just thinking, that hand is holding the chi fairy maiden of his thigh actually to throw away a spatial jug, shook nearby several spatial jug, seeing is spatial, then does not depend on, a face has not drunk appearance enough, held the thigh of Fang Xing to shake dispiritedly...... 正想着,那一只手抱着他大腿的魑儿仙子却扔开了一个空坛子,又晃了晃旁边的几个空坛子,见都是空的,便不依了,一脸没喝够的样子,抱着方行的大腿怏怏的晃了起来…… This......” “这……” In Fang Xing took the last jug liquor, just wants to give her conveniently, somewhat hesitated suddenly. 方行手里拿了最后一坛子酒,刚想顺手递给她,却忽然有些犹豫了起来。 If by some chance drinking lost to a woman, this face didn't lose in a big way?” “万一拼酒输给了一个娘们,这脸不是丢大了?” In the mind flashed through a thought that making him seriously think very much, weak. 脑海里闪过了一个念头,使得他很认真的思索了起来,犹豫不定。 Mother, mother, raises one's wine cup quickly to me......” “娘,娘,快把酒给我嘛……” The chi fairy maiden holds the thigh of Fang Xing to crawl upward, extends the hand wanting liquor. 魑儿仙子抱着方行的大腿往上爬,伸个手一个劲儿的要酒。 Okay good, gives you to you......” “好好好,给你给你……” Fang Xing did to decide, the raising one's wine cup jug handed over. 方行做下了决定来,把酒坛子递了过去。 The chi fairy maiden hee hee extends both hands to meet with a smile, actually Fang Xing lifted the jug to pound unexpectedly suddenly on her back of the head, this miss look directly on delay, then wood/blockhead generally straight but actually, the Fang Xing convenient raising one's wine cup jug threw one side, touched her back of the head, knew her to be all right, cultivated/repaired to this is, on the head pounded, exploded the chestnut to be similar to the average person one by one, can make her by these then faint, Fang Xing shook her state of mind to be the result using the supernatural power...... 魑儿仙子嘻嘻笑着伸出双手来接,却不料方行忽然间抬起坛子在她后脑勺上砸了一下,这个姑娘眼神直接就呆滞了,而后木头一般直挺挺的倒了下去,方行则顺手把酒坛子扔到了一边,摸了摸她的后脑勺,知道她没事,到了这等修为,脑袋上砸一下,跟普通人挨个爆栗子差不多,能够让她挨这一下便昏过去,还是方行自己运用法力震荡了她的神魂所致…… In order to avoid the drinking failure knocked down the opponent, this approach really a little does not have the face, Fang Xing also afraid toward looks, sees no one to pay attention, this felt relieved, then held this chi fairy maiden to walk toward the inner room, although person of few beds practicing slept, more often was sits cross-legged to spit the breath, but the place of entertaining a guest, the bed collapsed actually and cannot do without, moreover was very luxurious, in the inner room of Fang Xing housing, then had an extremely gorgeous bed, is spreading the thick cloud Chou big mattress, magnificent monster feather thick. 为了避免拼酒失败把对手打晕了,这做法实在有点没面子,就连方行也心虚的朝四下望了望,见没人注意,这才放下心来,然后抱起了这魑儿仙子朝内室走去,虽然修行之人很少卧榻而眠,更多的时候都是盘坐吐息,但待客之地,床塌却并不可不,而且十分豪华,方行居住的内室里面,便有一张极其华美的大床,铺着厚厚的云绸大褥,华丽的妖羽厚被。 „Don't you want to make me bring death?” “你们不想让我去送死?” Fang Xing looked down one in the chi fairy maiden of sleeping soundly the bosom rested, smiled dark, said in a low voice: I irritate you!” 方行低头看了一眼在怀里睡的安眠的魑儿仙子,阴阴一笑,低声道:“那我就气死你们!” Then, then the solution goes to the chi fairy maiden the surcoat, threw on the bed directly, that chi fairy maiden rested sank very much, unexpectedly has not awaked, instead shrank the body, arched the arch toward the quilt deep place, then enclasped the pillow, honk shouted was shouting the sentence: Mother......” 说罢了,便解去魑儿仙子的外袍,直接扔到了床上,那魑儿仙子睡的很沉,居然还是没有醒,反而缩了缩身子,朝着被子深处拱了拱,然后抱紧了枕头,嘟嚷着喊了句:“娘……” Snort, this girl is raising here, the status is honored, if with my anything......” “哼,这丫头就是在这里养着,身份尊贵着呐,若是和我那什么了……” Fang Xing hehe smiled, rubbed rubbing hands, just about to climbs up the bed, suddenly changes mind thinks, was shocked: „It is not right, my present mortal body is the emperor flows, what her if I gave, cheap that suppressed boy?” 方行嘿嘿笑了起来,搓了搓手,刚要爬上床去,忽然转念一想,愣住了:“不对啊,我现在的肉身是帝流的,那如果我把她给什么了,岂不是便宜了那个被镇压的小子?” How this issue does not know, wants to be intense, anxious turns circle in the room. 这个问题也不知怎么的,愈想愈是强烈,急的在房间里转起了圈子来。 Well, how not to have the sound to at crucial moment?” “咦,到了关键时候怎么没有动静了?” Outside this time palace, the universe baby arms are holding the too illusory mirror, encouraging. 此时的殿外,太虚宝宝怀里抱着太虚幻镜,不停的鼓着劲儿。 Little blind female also obedient sitting by him, leans the head to listen gently...... 小盲女也乖乖的坐在他旁边,轻轻侧着脑袋听着…… In the mirror surface, Fang Xing the appearance that runs around in circles in the room anxiously anxiously, how but regardless of he encourages, does not see him to come up toward the bed, when to finally, saw oneself that the accent master, unexpectedly sat in the bedside, held the head to heave a sigh a meeting, then took advantage of a situation on toward oneself to pull the big one of the quilt, then hoodwinked to lie down...... 镜面里,正是方行在房间里急急团团转的模样,可无论他怎么鼓劲,就是不见他往床上去,到了最后时,更是看到了自己那个不着调的师傅,居然在床边上坐了下来,抱着脑袋唉声叹气了一会,然后就势把大被子往自己身上一扯,便蒙着头躺了下来…… The universe baby looked directly stares: Others in that head, you lie down this to do......” 太虚宝宝直接看得愣了:“人家在那头,你躺这头干什么呀……” The actually little blind female listened to the verboseness of universe baby, actually could not bear purse the lips to smile! 倒是小盲女听了太虚宝宝的絮叨,却是忍不住抿嘴笑了起来! When already the midnight, the universe baby and little blind females can only bored sits outside, once for a while has a look at the too illusory mirror, a change does not have, endured the long time with great difficulty, actually saw several look maidservants in a hurry to wait on to catch up in, looked into the distance, arrived at this Fang Xing housing inner palace, in that waited on then anxious opening the mouth of: „Did boy, see the chi fairy maiden?” 时已夜半,太虚宝宝与小盲女都只能无聊的在外面坐着,时不时看看太虚幻镜,却一点变化也没有,好容易又忍了半晌,却见有几个神色匆匆的侍女与内侍赶了过来,一路四下里眺望,来到了这方行居住的内殿前时,那内侍便急急的开了口:“小子,见到魑儿仙子了吗?” Climax came......” “重头戏来了……” Universe baby hehe smiles, then a face pure innocent: „The chi elder sister and father drink wine in inside......” 太虚宝宝嘿嘿的一笑,然后一脸的纯洁无辜:“魑儿姐姐和爹爹在里面饮酒……” Is the person of practicing, covets this wine to do really?” “都是修行之人,贪这杯中物做甚?” In that waited on obviously somewhat felt relieved, smiled bitterly was saying the sentence, then raised legs to walk toward inside. 那内侍明显有些放下心来了,也只是苦笑着说了句,便抬腿朝里面走去。 But the universe baby actually blocked before his body, is raising the small face, earnest say/way: Father said that cannot you go in!” 可是太虚宝宝却拦在了他身前,扬着小脸,认真的道:“爹爹说了,不许你们进去!” Hey this boy, makes way a bit faster, drinks a liquor, what has unable to go in?” “嘿这小子,快点让开,喝个酒罢了,有什么不能进去的?” In that waited on to smile one, kicked a universe baby foot: Now night, me must ask the young lady to go back to rest......” 那内侍笑了一声,踢了太虚宝宝一脚:“现在夜深了,咱家要请小姐回去休息……” The universe baby is transferring the eye, said: Father said that the chi elder sister does not go back today......” 太虚宝宝转着眼睛,道:“爹爹说了,魑儿姐姐今天不回去……” Un?” “嗯?” In that waited on to listen to this saying, cannot help but the look changed, as if realized anything, quickly walked toward the palace. 那内侍听了这话,也不由得神色一变,仿佛意识到了什么,急忙朝着殿里走去。 But in his behind several maidservants, all followed in a hurry in behind...... 而在他身后的几个侍女,也皆匆匆跟在了后面…… Quick, they saw the food case in confusion, smelled full room that rich wine, the complexion cannot help but changes, then quickly caught up to the inner room, is praying anything at heart, only pitifully, how regardless to pray, most fearful presented...... them to see that full Shili damask silk chaotic short Chinese-style jacket skirt clothing, as well as on bed greatly by a man and a woman with dormancy...... 很快,他们就看到了狼藉的食案,闻到了满室那浓郁的酒香,脸色不由得一变,然后急急忙忙赶向了内室,心里不停的祈祷着什么,只可惜,无论怎么祈祷,最可怕的一幕还是出现了……他们看到了那满室里绫乱的襦裙衣衫,以及床上大被同眠的一男一女…… „......” “啊……” The maidservant, saw this was scared directly, covers the mouth to yell. 有一个侍女,看到了这一幕直接吓呆了,捂着嘴巴就要大叫。 „......” “唰……” Suddenly in that waits on to turn around, in the sleeve a flying sword passed through the forehead of that maidservant directly. 忽然间那内侍转过了身来,袖内一口飞剑直接穿过了那个侍女的眉心。 Then, saw that in that waits on a face gloomy expression, said wickedly: This matter you have not seen......” 然后,就看到那内侍一脸阴森的表情,恶狠狠道:“这件事你们都没有看见……” Several other maidservants frighten is pale, ignition. 其他几个侍女直吓的脸色苍白,不停的点着点。 In that waits on obviously is also panic-stricken of face, the complexion becomes pallid, walks up gently, was considering picks up the young lady...... 那内侍明显也是一脸的惊恐,脸色变得煞白,轻轻走上前去,考虑着抱走小姐…… In the entire room, was full of a depressing deathly stillness, teaches the person not to gasp for breath...... 整个房间里,充满了一种压抑的死寂,教人喘不过气来…… „......” “哇……” Suddenly, waits on that wants gently young lady to pick up, suddenly, a squeal streaked across the nighttime sky, that voice simply big to letting the person forehead hurts, does not know that waited on the maidservant who massacres to be fiercer than many by that in that waits on to turn around, saw a universe baby also face astonished looks at in inner room, in the big eye full is the graceful tears...... 忽然间,也就在那内侍想要轻轻的将小姐抱走之时,忽然之间,一声尖叫声划破了夜空,那嗓门简直大到让人脑门疼,不知道比那个被内侍杀掉的侍女更厉害多少,那内侍转过身去,就看到太虚宝宝也正一脸惊愕的看着内室里的这一幕,大眼睛里满满都是盈盈泪花…… Do not quarrel......” “别吵……” In waits on great surprise, quickly berates. 内侍大惊,急忙喝斥。 But has not spoken a few words, the universe baby has actually turned around to run, runs while the loud wail to get up: „, The father was too bad, the father and chi elder sister rested on a bed...... he did not prepare to lead me to look for my mother......, then troubled, the father rested the chi elder sister, how later this may call...... the seniority in relationships to be completely chaotic, thorough chaotic......” 但还没有说完一句话,太虚宝宝却已经转身就跑,一边跑一边大声哭嚎起来:“哇,爹爹太坏了,爹爹与魑儿姐姐睡在了一张床上啦……他不准备带我去找我娘啦……哇,这下麻烦啦,爹爹把魑儿姐姐睡啦,以后这可怎么称呼啊……辈份完全乱啦,彻底乱啦……” The night dwelling place of celestial beings, was silent, the immortal soldier goes on patrol, is cautious, no sound, yet now, this universe baby that tall passed/lived the big voices of average person several ranks cried, the entire dwelling place of celestial beings was immediately lively...... 深夜的仙府,本来就寂静无声,就连仙兵巡逻,都是小心翼翼,没有一点声响,可如今,这太虚宝宝那高过了普通人好几个等级的大嗓门一哭了起来,整座仙府立马热闹了…… Damn, making him shut up!” “该死,让他闭上嘴!” In that waited on the complexion changed, the cold sweat streaming to fall, the facial expression exceptionally twisted. 那内侍脸色都变了,冷汗涔涔而落,神情异常扭曲。 Anxious going out pursues the universe baby in his behind several maidservants immediately, does not dare to remain. 在他身后的几个侍女立刻急急的出去追太虚宝宝了,一刻也不敢多留。 In that waits on does not want to go to sew on the mouth of that universe baby actually not personally, the key is, the young lady has waked...... 那内侍倒不是不想亲自去把那太虚宝宝的嘴巴缝上,关键是,小姐已经醒过来了…… This...... this is......” “这……这是……” The chi fairy maiden was awakened by noise by the big voice of universe baby, sat dull, suddenly saw present, is rubbing some backs of the head of feeling pain, stayed the long time, suddenly realized itself on not to have the coat unexpectedly, then also saw in Fang Xing that another depth of bed rested, the whole person stayed immediately one dull, after long time, another scream streaked across the nighttime sky. 魑儿仙子被太虚宝宝的大嗓门吵醒了,呆呆的坐了起来,忽然间看到了眼前的这一幕,又揉着有些发痛的后脑勺,呆了半晌,才忽然间意识到了自己身上居然没有外衣,然后也看到了在大床的另一头深睡的方行,整个人顿时呆了一呆,半晌之后,又一声尖叫划破夜空。 This damn son-of-a-bitch!” “这该死的浑蛋!” In that waited on could not attend , a cavity anger erupted suddenly, ruthlessly fell toward the Fang Xing head racket. 那内侍也顾不得了,一腔怒火忽然间爆发了出来,狠狠的朝着方行脑袋拍落了下去。 Fang Xing pretended to be sleeping, how to be able unable to respond, suddenly jumped, loud resolution. 方行本来就在装睡,如何能反应不过来,忽然间跳了起来,大声的分辨起来。 We...... we are the sincerity fall in love......”( to be continued.) “我们……我们是真心相爱的……”(未完待续。)
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