PE :: Volume #26

#1157: Bolt from the blue

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„Hello, Daoist priest, how don't you speak?”, Dongfang Yu because of the Li Xiuyuan name, had realized present plane, is also reorganizing this Movie(s) plot vein, but looks that he did not speak, the look of side Li Xiuyuan suspicion was heavier several points, start to talk was pursuing to Dongfang Yu asks. “喂,道长,你怎么不说话了啊？”,东方玉因为李修缘的名字,意识到了现在所处的位面,也在整理这个电影的剧情脉络,可是看着他不说话了,旁边李修缘怀疑的神色更重了几分,开口对着东方玉追问道。 „, About this matter, I naturally knew 12”, hear speech/words, Dongfang Yu in disorderly the train of thought the heart presses down for the time being, start to talk replied to Li Xiuyuan. “哦,关于这件事情,我自然知晓12了”,闻言,东方玉暂且将心中杂乱的思绪按下,开口对李修缘答道。 „That outcome what's the matter? You said that to me looked, some people ran up to my family suddenly next life a fan, did this matter give what explanation?”. “那究竟是怎么回事？你给我说说看吧,突然有人跑到我家来生了一把扇子,这件事情作何解释？”。 Looks at the Li Xiuyuan appearance, must break the earthenware cooking pot to ask the bottom, during the speeches also drew a backless stool to come out to sit down from side unexpectedly, curls upwards one leg on the other to say to Dongfang Yu that this appearance looked like a guest is waiting for the person of storytelling to be the same. 看李修缘的模样,显然是要打破砂锅问到底了,说话间居然还从旁边拉了一条板凳出来坐下,翘着二郎腿对东方玉说道,这幅模样就像是一个客人在等着说书的人一样。 „Xiuyuan, stands”, looks at the oneself this son appearance, nearby Li Maochun somewhat was unable to continue watching, a complexion board, earnest saying, at once to Dongfang Yu benign saying with a smile: „Daoist priest should not be offended, my Li godchild with an improper method”. “修缘,站好”,看着自己这儿子的模样,旁边的李茂春有些看不下去了,脸色一板,认真的说道,旋即对东方玉和颜悦色的笑道:“道长不要见怪,我李某教子无方”。 „Might as well......”, looks at the Li Xiuyuan appearance, Dongfang Yu beckons with the hand with a smile, during the speeches will look at child that this as if just was born the speech crouching tiger arhat, under the Dongfang Yu's heart slightly will not have hesitated the moment, said: „These matters, are mainly the above method, I inconveniently many revelations”. “无妨……”,看李修缘的模样,东方玉笑着摆摆手,说话间看了看这仿佛刚出生的孩子般连说话都不会的伏虎罗汉,东方玉的心下微微沉吟了片刻,道:“这些事情,主要都是上面的手段,我不便过多的泄露”。 „Above?”, Looks in the Dongfang Yu speeches to point at has referred to the space, Li Maochun family member(s) looked at the space, these people as if have realized at once anything, said: „Daoist priest, is your meaning? Are these arrangements of space deity?”. “上面？”,看着东方玉说话间手指了指天上,李茂春一家人都看了看天上,旋即这些人似乎都意识到了什么,道:“道长,你的意思是？这些是天上神仙的安排吗？”。 „Hey, deity? The Daoist priest is really fierce, admire, the matter that does not talk clearly pushes to the deity of space, or came a secret not to reveal has handled, in other words, couldn't the Daoist priest your oneself explain?”. “嘿嘿嘿,神仙？道长真是厉害啊,佩服佩服,说不清楚的事情就推给天上的神仙,或者来一句天机不可泄露就搞定了,也就是说,道长你自己也解释不清楚吧？”。 Looks at the Li Xiuyuan appearance, obviously is holding the manner of some question to Dongfang Yu's, looked again Dongfang Yu has not said cause and effect, the mouth naturally is the impolite satire said that perhaps, his such disposition, therefore that class of deities in talent and Heavenly Court did have a falling out? 看李修缘的模样,显然对东方玉的抱着某种质疑的态度的,再看东方玉没有说出个前因后果来,嘴里自然是不客气的讽刺道,或许,也正是他这样的性格,所以才和天庭里的那一班神仙们都闹翻了吧？ „Know-nothing party is dauntless......”, regarding the Li Xiuyuan words, Dongfang Yu is angry is also far, but on the face is having the tranquil color, shakes the head saying that during the speeches, Dongfang Yu's figure floated slowly, at once, such float in midair, occupying a commanding position looks at all people in Li Residence. “无知者无畏啊……”,对于李修缘的话,东方玉生气还谈不上,只是脸上带着平静之色,摇摇头说道,说话间,东方玉的身形缓缓的漂浮了起来,旋即,就这么悬浮在半空中,居高临下的看着李府的所有人。 „Deity... The deity......”, looks that Dongfang Yu such flew unexpectedly, Li Residence all person complexions changed, at once Mr. and Mrs. Li Maochun, the Li Residence high and low these male servants and maidservants also kneel down, was kowtowing to Dongfang Yu. “神仙…神仙啊……”,看着东方玉居然就这么飞起来了,李府所有的人脸色都变了,旋即李茂春夫妇,还有李府上下的那些家丁和丫鬟们也跟着跪下,对着东方玉磕头。 To these people, can fly, naturally was the deity of space. 对这些人来说,能够飞起来的,当然就是天上的神仙了。 „......”, Looks that Dongfang Yu can fly unexpectedly, the response of this Li Xiuyuan exaggerates, figure in the future one supine, then the hands and feet after has brandished several times, falls down directly on the ground. “哇……”,看着东方玉居然能够飞起来,这李修缘的反应更夸张,身形往后一仰,然后手脚在空中挥舞了几次之后,直接栽倒在地上。 However, throws down in ground Li Xiuyuan is actually Gollum crawled, stared in a big way eyes looks at Dongfang Yu, in his heart was holding the manner of question to Dongfang Yu, but now, his appearance to Dongfang Yu actually unusual being interested. 不过,摔倒在地上的李修缘却是一咕噜的爬起来了,瞪大了眼睛的看着东方玉,他的心中对东方玉本来是抱着质疑的态度的,可现在,他对东方玉却非常的感兴趣的模样了。 „Deity? Your is don't tell me the deity?”, Descends after Dongfang Yu has gotten down, Li Xiuyuan regarding Dongfang Yu transfers several appearances, on the face actually could not see slightly to Dongfang Yu this „deity” the awe of status, but pure is interested very much. “神仙？你难道就是神仙啊？”,随着东方玉降落了下来之后,李修缘围绕着东方玉转了好几圈的模样,脸上倒是看不到丝毫对东方玉这个“神仙”身份的敬畏,只是单纯的很感兴趣而已。 „Xiuyuan... Xiuyuan...... Do not to the deity impolite... Hasn't come to kneel down?”, Looks at the Li Xiuyuan bold appearance, then his mother could not tolerate, kneels hurriedly said to Li Xiuyuan on the ground. “修缘…修缘……不得对神仙无礼…还不过来跪下？”,看李修缘大胆的模样,这下就连他母亲都看不过去了,跪在地上急忙对李修缘说道。 „Was good, you get up, does not use this, I am not the deity, at most is some ability people”, looks the people who a big bank note kneel on the ground to the appearance that oneself lies prostrate in worship, Dongfang Yu are not familiar with, start to talk said. “好了,你们都起来吧,不用这样,我并不是神仙,顶多算是有些能力的人罢了”,看着一大票子的人都跪在地上对自己顶礼膜拜的样子,东方玉还是很不习惯的,开口说道。 Listens to the Dongfang Yu's words, Li Mao spring the family one after another has stood, but looks at the Dongfang Yu's look, is having the color of awe, even if Dongfang Yu said that he is not the deity, but he displays oneself to fly, was sufficiently formidable. 听东方玉的话,李茂春这一家子才陆陆续续的站了起来,只是看着东方玉的眼神,都带着敬畏之色,就算东方玉说了他不是神仙,可他表现出自己能飞,也足以让人敬畏了。 „Hey, this Younger Brother, does your society fly? Can teach me?”, Li Xiuyuan is interested in Dongfang Yu very much, similarly the ripe appearance, the appearance of being smiling said to Dongfang Yu very much originally that wants to study Dongfang Yu flying ability. “嘿嘿嘿,这位兄弟,你怎么学会飞的？能不能教教我？”,李修缘对东方玉很感兴趣,同样很自来熟的模样,嬉皮笑脸的样子对东方玉说道,想要学东方玉飞行的能力。 Regarding Human(ity), the soaring is all person long-awaited ability. 对于人类而言,飞翔一直都是所有人梦寐以求的能力。 „Teaches you? It is not good”, regarding the Li Xiuyuan words, Dongfang Yu actually with a smile shakes the head, is the reincarnation of Dragon Fighter Lohan, this does not certainly need to study. “教你？不行不行”,对于李修缘的话,东方玉却笑着摇摇头,身为降龙罗汉的转世,这个当然不需要学。 „Does don't tell me want me to acknowledge as teacher to salute?”, But, words of Dongfang Yu rejection have not made Li Xiuyuan give up, the conversely eyeball transferred, at once rashly has knelt down to Dongfang Yu, the line acknowledges as teacher the bowing politely big ritual, said: „Master on, Li Xiuyuan is willing to acknowledge you as the teacher”. “难道要我拜师行礼？”,不过,东方玉拒绝的话却并没有让李修缘放弃,反倒是眼珠子转了一圈,旋即不由分说的就对东方玉跪下了,行拜师叩拜大礼,道:“师父在上,李修缘愿意拜你为师”。 Bang...... 轰隆…… The Li Xiuyuan movement, making Dongfang Yu be startled being startled, but, Dongfang Yu has not said anything with enough time, suddenly the space bolt from the blue resounded together, this together thunderclap as if in the mind of all people crack, having made all people have a scare. 李修缘的动作,让东方玉怔了怔,不过,东方玉还没来得及说什么,突然天上一道晴天霹雳响起,这一道霹雳似乎在所有人的脑海中炸响了似的,让所有的人都吓了一大跳。 Especially Li Xiuyuan, even sits in the appearance of ground, the look with amazement, the nature, stopped the line to 50% acknowledging as teacher rituals. 特别是李修缘,甚至是一屁股坐在地上的模样,神色骇然,自然,行到一半的拜师礼也停了下来。 „Um?”, This together thunderclap, making the Dongfang Yu's brow also slightly wrinkle, was this thunderclap the deity of space is intentional? Said that is only pure world abnormal noise? Prevents Dragon Fighter Lohan to do obeisance oneself for the master? “嗯？”,这一道霹雳,让东方玉的眉头也是微微皱了起来,这道霹雳是天上的神仙有意为之？还是说只是单纯的天地异响？阻止降龙罗汉拜自己为师？ The deity of Dragon Fighter Lohan and space makes a bet, the nature, the deities of space will be paying attention to Dragon Fighter Lohan action this in the reason, will they stop Dragon Fighter Lohan to acknowledge as teacher? But if is not they prevents, is don't tell me the world abnormal noise? 降龙罗汉和天上的神仙打赌,自然,天上的神仙们会关注着降龙罗汉的举动这在情理之中,他们会阻拦降龙罗汉拜师吗？可如果不是他们阻止的话,难道是天地异响？ Dongfang Yu careful thinking, this plane deity, seems to be different from many plane deity system some. 东方玉仔细的想一想,这个位面的神仙,似乎和很多位面的神仙体系都有些不一样呢。 This plane has not displayed the powerful military power value to come out in Movie(s), even felt that was inferior including Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons, but, these deities as if can have unusual magecraft. 这个位面在电影中并没有表现出多么强大的武力值出来,甚至感觉连西游降魔篇都不如,可是,偏偏这些神仙们似乎都能拥有很奇特的法术。 Those who most make Dongfang Yu compare to care is relations between day Exalted Immortal and Buddha, Dragon Fighter Lohan is in Heavenly Court is treating, but his original status should be Buddha Realm talented people is right, why can he actually make these deities in Heavenly Court has great disturbance? 最让东方玉比较在意的是天上仙和佛之间的关系,降龙罗汉是天庭中待着的,可他本来的身份应该是佛界的人才对,为什么他却能在天庭把那些神仙闹得鸡犬不宁呢？ What is main, the appearance of Guanyin Buddha, making all deities awe, must handle the Dragon Fighter Lohan method to stop, turned into bets of Dragon Fighter Lohan and these deities. 更主要的是,观音菩萨的出现,让所有的神仙都敬畏,就连本来要处置降龙罗汉的手段都停下来了,变成了降龙罗汉和那些神仙们的打赌。 As if, in this plane, Buddha Realm dominates exist(ence) above Immortal Realm? 似乎,在这个位面,佛界是凌驾于仙界之上的存在？ Careful thinking, Dongfang Yu remembers to resemble in original work the Heavenly Court bridge section, as if Dragon Fighter Lohan also dares to question Jade Emperor superstitious, even has added that can complain to these Bodhisattvas to Ninth Heaven above? These words appeared thought-provoking, asked the Bodhisattvas to consider the Jade Emperor shape to Ninth Heaven above? 仔细的想想,东方玉记得好像原著中天庭的桥段,似乎降龙罗汉还敢质疑玉帝的天条呢,甚至还说过,要到九天之上向那些菩萨们告状？这句话就显得耐人寻味了,到九天之上找菩萨们告玉帝的状？ Moreover, since Bodhisattvas in Heaven, then Immortal Realm naturally under Heaven? 另外,既然菩萨们在九重天的话,那么仙界自然就在九重天之下了？ „It seems like, this plane water is very deep......”, the train of thought in heart thinks the place that these do not suit, in the Dongfang Yu's heart muttered secretly thought. “看来,这个位面的水很深啊……”,心中的思绪想到这些不对劲的地方,东方玉的心中喃喃暗道。 Not to mention does the Buddha, the Bodhisattvas dominate above Immortal Realm? These Bodhisattvas sit Heaven high, but Heavenly Court unexpectedly under Heaven? No wonder Dragon Fighter Lohan does the wind to do the rain in Heavenly Court, made that Immortal Realm all deities have had great disturbance, so looks like, is this so-called bet, so really simple like the surface in? 且不说佛祖,就连菩萨都凌驾于仙界之上？那些菩萨们高坐九重天,可天庭居然在九重天之下？难怪一个降龙罗汉在天庭搞风搞雨,弄得仙界所有的神仙都鸡犬不宁了,如此看来,这个所谓的打赌,真的就像表面上这么简单吗？ „, Big thunder......”, Li Xiuyuan obviously by the appearance that this thunderclap had a scare together, strange calling out of mouth exaggeration, but he has not thought that many, then must continue the line of oneself acknowledging as teacher ritual. “哇,好大一声雷啊……”,李修缘显然是被这一道炸雷吓了一跳的样子,嘴里夸张的怪叫道,不过他也没有想那么多,接着就要继续行自己的拜师礼。 „Wait / Etc.......”, but this Dongfang Yu has actually blocked Li Xiuyuan, said: „You did not need to acknowledge as teacher, I said that will not receive you for the disciple . Moreover, you did not need to study to fly with me, the opportunity arrived, you naturally knew what's the matter”. “等等……”,不过这一次东方玉却拦住了李修缘,道:“你不用拜师了,我说了不会收你为徒的,况且,你也不用跟着我学飞,时机到了,你自然就知道怎么回事了”。 Was being blocked by Dongfang Yu, Li Xiuyuan again could not certainly kneel. 被东方玉拦着,李修缘当然是再也跪不下去了。 Looks at his appearance, is impossible such easily to give up, hears Dongfang Yu not to be willing to receive oneself, the after eyeball of Li Xiuyuan transferred slightly, hey smiles, plays the brazen the appearance, said: „Couldn't this Daoist priest, this you be justified? although just my acknowledging as teacher ritual did not have the line, how may say that also good half, was these half acknowledging as teacher ritual, at least also your half Disciple?”. 只是看他的模样,不可能这么容易就放弃的,听到东方玉不肯收自己,李修缘的眼珠子微微转了一圈之后,嘿嘿直笑,一副耍赖皮的样子,道:“这位道长,这你就说不过去了吧？虽然刚刚我的拜师礼还没有行完,可怎么说也行了一半了,这半个拜师礼,至少也算是你半个弟子了吧？”。 „You......”, this Li Xiuyuan dead pig did not fear that the boiling water hot appearance, making Dongfang Yu be startled slightly, some appearances of not knowing whether to laugh or cry. “你……”,这李修缘死猪不怕开水烫的模样,让东方玉微微一怔,有些哭笑不得的样子。 Stephen Chow in Real World, was the top actor, his Movie(s) had very profound pattern, that did not make sense, majority of Movie(s) that therefore, he participated performance, Character(s) disposition somewhat was mostly the same except for minor differences, from the disposition, his appearance actually and Kung Fu (Hustle) plane A'Sing somewhat was also similar. 周星驰在现实世界中,算是顶尖的演员了,不过他的电影都有很深刻的模式,那就是无厘头,所以,他参演的大部分电影,人物性格方面都有些大同小异,从性格上来看,他的模样倒是和功夫位面的阿星也有些类似呢。 „A'Sing......”, looks at Li Xiuyuan, in the Dongfang Yu's mind cannot help but flashes through Kung Fu (Hustle) plane A'Sing this person, suddenly at heart somewhat sobbed the feeling. “阿星啊……”,看着李修缘,东方玉的脑海中不由得闪过功夫位面阿星这个人,一时间心里有些唏嘘感慨。 Walks randomly All Heavens and Myriad Realms indeed is very splendid matter, but, passes through, many people are actually only the travelers in oneself life, even does not have the meet again|goodbye surface opportunity. 游走诸天万界的确是很精彩的事情,可是,一路走过,很多的人却只是自己生命中的过客而已,甚至没有再见面的机会。 „Hello, Master, you did not speak I when you complied, starting today I was your half Disciple”. “喂,师父,你不说话我就当你答应了啊,从今天起我就是你半个弟子吧”。 Because Dongfang Yu has remembered A'Sing, because also the Li Xiuyuan disposition somewhat sobbed, but such time, saw that Dongfang Yu has not spoken, Li Xiuyuan was hits the snake immediately along with the stick on said with a smile. 东方玉这边因为想起了阿星,也因为李修缘的性格有些唏嘘,但就这么一顿的时间,眼看着东方玉没有说话,李修缘立马就是打蛇随棍上的笑着说道。 „This Daoist priest, Xiuyuan just was also good half acknowledging as teacher ritual, since you did not plan to receive him to enter the inner rooms Disciple, but can't these half acknowledging as teacher ritual such become invalid?”, At this time, Li Xiuyuan nearby Li Maochun start to talk, was also saying to Dongfang Yu. “这位道长,修缘刚刚到底也算是行了半个拜师礼,既然你不打算收他为入室弟子,但这半个拜师礼也不能就这么作废是吧？”,这个时候,李修缘旁边的李茂春也开口了,对着东方玉说道。 He can also see Dongfang Yu's extraordinary, since the oneself son looks like requests him to be the master, Li Mao spring naturally also supports. 他也看得出东方玉的不凡,既然自己儿子像拜他为师,李茂春自然也是支持的。 In original work, after Li Xiuyuan has awakened, runs the monk temple to be the monk, Li Mao spring the couple naturally is the stop of going all out, after all the monk cannot find a wife to give birth, but if is the taoist priest, relatively speaking was much better, let alone was also only half taoist priest? 原著中,李修缘觉醒了之后,跑去和尚庙当和尚,李茂春两口子自然是拼了命的阻拦,毕竟和尚是不能娶妻生子的,可如果是道士的话,相对而言就好多了,更何况还只是半个道士而已？
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