PE :: Volume #1 正文卷

#67: Beyond example irritable


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Zhang Jie, is a big three student, few days ago, has used more than one year of cell phone, was not injured by falling down carefully, was considering is buying new cell phone, calculated the day, must arrive at the Zhou Zhehai sea new goods come into the market a phase of evaluation explanation the time exactly, simply oneself also listens to him to the recent type review, the decision was not again late. 章杰,是一个大三的学生,前些日子,用了一年多的手机,不小心摔坏了,正思量着买一个新的手机呢,算算日子,恰好要到了周哲海出新一期评测讲解的时候了,索性自己也就听听他对最近机型的点评,再决定不迟。 computer opens, enters the Daguan Village official site, a very striking recommendation, appears in front of Zhang Jie, is the evaluation explanation of Zhou Zhehai sea latest issue, this makes Zhang Jie stare slightly, such striking position? Did the video of don't tell me Zhou Zhehai sea latest issue, have disclosing of very appealing eyeball? Somewhat curious, Zhang Jie has selected directly. 电脑打开,进入大关村官网,一个很醒目的推荐,出现在章杰面前,正是周哲海最新一期的评测讲解,这让章杰微微一愣,这么醒目的位置?难道周哲海最新一期的视频,有了很吸引人眼球的爆料?有些好奇,章杰直接点了进去。 My goodness, video upload is morning 8 o'clock, to present is about two hours, the hit rate unexpectedly more than 30,000, has a look at the commentary again, Nyima unexpectedly has built more than 40,000 buildings, cracks a joke? Did 30,000 many clicks, actually come out more than 40,000 commentaries? Have some people, sent several inadequate? What this issue of outcome explained was what thing? Irritably to such terrifying situation? 好家伙,视频上传是早上8点钟而已,到现在不过两个多小时,点击量居然有30000多,再看看评论,尼玛的居然盖了40000多楼,开玩笑的吧?30000多的点击,却出来了40000多评论?有的人,一口气发了好几条不成?这一期究竟讲解的是什么东西?火爆到这么恐怖的地步? Harbors curiously, quick, video load is completed, the Zhou Zhehai sea also appears in computer screen. 怀着好奇,很快,视频加载完成,周哲海也出现在电脑屏幕中。 Hello, I am the Zhou Zhehai sea, the video of latest issue, we evaluate is not any new type, but is the mysterious software that is new, is called the Little Red Mao cell phone steward, I can tell everybody boldly, this absolutely is the epoch-making product, a model of Artificial Intelligence software in the true sense. “大家好,我是周哲海,最新一期的视频,我们评测的并不是任何新上市的机型,而是一款新出的神秘软件,叫做小红帽手机管家,我可以大胆的告诉大家,这绝对是划时代的产物,一款真正意义上的人工智能软件”。 Little Red Mao? What ghost thing? Artificial Intelligence in the true sense? Cracks a joke? This fellow must lose the moral integrity, helped the person have the advertisement without the brain?”. 小红帽?什么鬼东西?真正意义上的人工智能?开玩笑吧?这家伙也要丢节操,无脑帮人打广告了吗?”。 Zhou Zhehai sea a few words, let Zhang Jie whispered at heart secretly , the reflectivity thought at heart somewhat angrily, we liked your video, was because you said was some useful solid stuff, if this unchaste called the advertisement others, I may not need to listen to your ghost to pull again. 周哲海第一段话,就让章杰的心里暗自嘀咕,心里也反射性觉得有些愤怒,我们喜欢你的视频,是因为你说出来的都是些有用的干货,若是这样无节操的给人家打广告,我可没必要再听你鬼扯。 Was good, the small girl, comes out to give everybody to greet, Zhang Jie to this kind of advertisement, deeply detests certainly, is wanting to close, exactly, the Zhou Zhehai sea in video, takes cell phone start to talk to say. “好了,小丫头,出来给大家打个招呼吧”,章杰对这一类广告,深痛恶绝,正想要关闭,恰好,视频里的周哲海,拿着手机开口说道。 Along with the words of Zhou Zhehai sea, his cell phone screen has shone suddenly, at once adorable of Q version villain appears on cell phone screen, but also wears one set of night clothes, the sleepy eyes dim appearance, stretched oneself, has rubbed eyes, glances right and left, then said: Master, how you ran up to behind me to go. 随着周哲海的话,他的手机屏幕突然亮了,旋即一个Q版的萌萌哒小人儿出现在手机屏幕上,还穿着一套睡衣,睡眼朦胧的样子,伸了个懒腰,揉了揉眼睛,左顾右盼,接着说道:“主人,你怎么跑到我后面去了”。 Hahaha, your master I in online is introducing you with Fans now, greeted to everybody, the Zhou Zhehai sea already prepared the support to take, cell phone screen to the oneself computer camera, start to talk was saying. 哈哈哈,你主人我现在正在网上和粉丝们介绍你呢,给大家打个招呼吧”,周哲海把早就准备好了支架拿出来,手机屏幕正对着自己电脑的摄像头,开口说道。 „? Fans? That was awful, along with the words of Zhou Zhehai sea, small girl eyes stares, at once ran speedily, the short several seconds, once again the appearance, the whole person is the image big change, wears a broken flowers foreign skirt, has dressed up carefully. “啊?粉丝?那糟糕了”,随着周哲海的话,小丫头眼睛一瞪,旋即一溜烟的跑了,短短十几秒钟,再度出现,整个人已经是形象大变,穿着一身碎花洋裙,也精心打扮了一下。 Hello, I called small girl, I was the cell phone steward of master, knew everybody very much happily, in cell phone screen, the small girl waved, graceful saying, eyes was staring at the computer camera. “大家好,我叫小丫头,我是主人的手机管家,很高兴认识大家”,手机屏幕里,小丫头挥挥手,落落大方的说道,眼睛直盯着电脑的摄像头。 Was good, does the small girl, give everybody to come a music to be what kind of first? Comes the section heroic atmosphere, Zhou Zhehai sea start to talk said. “好了,小丫头,先给大家来一段音乐怎么样?来段豪迈大气的”,周哲开口说道。 That «Problem» is what kind of? Felix Wong version Demigods and Semi-Devils theme song, the small girl start to talk inquiry said. “那《难念的经》怎么样?还是黄日华版天龙八部的主题曲呢”,小丫头开口询问道。 Can, Zhou Zhehai sea nod(ded) say that at once in computer has resounded a heroic atmospheric melody. “可以”,周哲点头说道,旋即电脑里响起了一阵豪迈大气的旋律。 Cuts a song of calming the nerves again, on the city of sky. “再切换一首安神的曲子吧,就天空之城了”。 At once, the melody of city of sky resounds...... 旋即,天空之城的旋律跟着响起…… Master, you make your Boss 10 : 00 am have drunk in the morning the tea, the words that you do not leave, could be late, the Jinghua road section, is somewhat crowd this time, the song puts half, suddenly the small girl has lifted the corner/horn of song contact surface, has poked head to say. “主人,你约了你老板早上10点喝上午茶的呢,你再不动身的话,可能就要迟到了,京华路段,这个时间有些拥堵呢”,歌放到一半,突然小丫头掀开了歌曲界面的一角,探过头来说道。 Oh, I must a bit faster leave, otherwise fired an employee to be possible by Boss not to be good, looked at the time, the Zhou Zhehai sea anxious appearance set out. “哎呀,我的确要快点动身了,不然被老板炒了鱿鱼可就不好了”,看了看时间,周哲海急切的样子起身。 Master, if you come back in the evening, do not forget to bring the umbrella, in the evening will have Xiaoyu......”. “主人,如果你晚上回来的话,别忘了带伞,傍晚会有小雨……”。 A video of software evaluation and testing, such has as if interrupted, but on this short dozen minutes of evaluation, made the Zhang Jie whole person as if be struck by lightning, was different from the past evaluation, the merit and shortcoming of Zhou Zhehai sea not introduction this model of software specially, but such a video, sufficiently exceeded the countless words. 一个软件评测的视频,似乎就这么中断了,可就这短短十几分钟的评测,却让章杰整个人仿佛被雷击中了似的,与以往的评测不同,周哲海并没有特意的介绍这款软件的优点和缺点,可就这么一段视频,就足以胜过千言万语了。 On World, had degree Artificial Intelligence of so born seriously? Real false?”, oneself cell phone, was fallen, otherwise, Zhang Jie must download to give a try, now, has a look at others' commentary first. 世界上,当真有这般程度的人工智能诞生了?真的假的?”,自己手机,已经被摔了,不然的话,章杰一定要下载下来试试看的,现在,还是先看看别人的评论吧。 The first building: How many advertising expenditures did this Zhou Zhehai sea take? Also wanted the facial skin? Few days ago did not have brick and professor says, true such as that Artificial Intelligence in Sci-Fi piece, at least also needed dozens years to have possibility research to come out, such already designed the good procedure, rushed to here to install Artificial Intelligence? 第一楼:这周哲海到底是拿了多少广告费了?还要不要脸皮了?前些日子不是有砖家和叫兽说了吗,真正如科幻片里的那种人工智能,起码还要几十年才有可能研究出来呢,就这么一段早就设计好的程序,跑到这里来装人工智能 Two buildings: Well? Is false? I download to give a try. 二楼:咦?是假的吗?我去下载试试看吧。 Three buildings: Waits for two buildings to reply. 三楼:坐等二楼回复。 Four buildings: Can this also wait? Has a look at the auxiliary program of fruit, is such, can the home present Artificial Intelligence in the true sense really? Lives seriously in the dream. 四楼:这还要等?看看水果的辅助程序,也就是那样,国内真的能出现真正意义上的人工智能吗?当真是活在梦里。 ...... …… The 18 th building: I came back, just had downloaded, really real, Hahaha, the Little Red Mao cell phone steward was really too powerful, later I only depended on the mouth saying that can operate in cell phone, was very cool. 第18楼:我回来了,刚刚下载了一下,果然是真的,哈哈哈,小红帽手机管家真是太强大了,以后我只靠嘴巴说就能操作手机里,很酷啊。 19 buildings: Real false? In the building isn't a request? 19楼:真的假的?楼上不会是个托吧? 130 buildings: I pledged with my small JJ here that this procedure is really Artificial Intelligence, Hahaha, didn't expect father like this poor ** silk, can have the high-end atmosphere in such thing of scale, did not accompany you to pull, I must chat with my Xiaohong. 130楼:我在这里用我的小JJ发誓,这个程序真的是人工智能啊,哈哈哈,没想到老子这样的穷**丝,也能有这么高端大气上档次的东西,不陪你们扯了,我要和我的小红聊天去了。 1200 buildings: My Xiaoyu really quite adorable, Haha, it will also accompany me to talk openly, I could not realize completely it is really only the procedure, I felt that my cell phone, is my friend, my family member(s). 1200楼:我的小雨真的好可爱啊,哈哈,它还会陪我谈心呢,我完全察觉不到它真的只是程序,我感觉我的手机,已经是我的朋友,我的家人了。 8863 buildings: The new time came, in the true sense the Artificial Intelligence time, Haha, making their Europe and America go arrogantly, Artificial Intelligence was our China research came out first, I felt the day that entire China soared has been just round the corner. 8863楼:新的时代已经来了,真正意义上人工智能的时代,哈哈,让它们欧美去高傲吧,人工智能还是我们华夏研究出来了,我感觉整个华夏腾飞的日子已经指日可待了。 The 12,000 th building: Hahaha, the small girl of Zhou Zhehai sea is really lovable, the appearance that just awoke, hears the live transmission, ran to dress up one to come out immediately, this may unable to see is really only a procedure. 第12000楼:哈哈哈,周哲海的小丫头真可爱,本来刚睡醒的样子,一听到直播,立马就跑回去打扮了一圈出来,这可真看不出只是一段程序啊。 32,000 buildings: That, weak asked one, later not really like in the Sci-Fi disaster piece developed, Artificial Intelligence governed World, then exterminated all Human(ity), sought the independence? Why I felt that the World end isn't far? 32000楼:那个,弱弱的问一句,以后不会真的像科幻灾难片里演的一样,人工智能掌管世界,然后灭绝所有的人类,求独立吧?我为什么感觉世界末日不远了? 32,001 buildings: + 1 st, I must prepare a will first...... 32001楼:+1,我是不是要先准备一份遗嘱啊…… Along with the software evaluation and testing of Zhou Zhehai sea, the Little Red Mao cell phone steward, attracted the attention of many people quickly, and whether or not to believe really that under the curiosity trend, the majority of people download to give a try, then, this model of software, deterred them immediately. 随着周哲海的软件评测,小红帽手机管家,很快抓住了许多人的眼球,且不论是否真的相信,好奇心的趋势下,大部分的人还是去下载试试看的,接着,这款软件,立马震慑住了他们。 AI of high degree, as well as mood simulates ability, made these person of whole bodies have the goose flesh quickly, Artificial Intelligence in clear feeling Sci-Fi Movie(s), appeared on the market truly. 高程度的AI,以及情绪模拟能力,很快让这些人浑身起了鸡皮疙瘩,真真切切的感觉科幻电影里的人工智能,真正的面世了。 Quick, these by the person who Little Red Mao deeply shocks, immediately is the spontaneous propaganda to the oneself relatives and friends, the word of inexhaustible praise altogether pounds toward Little Red Mao on. 很快,这些被小红帽深深震撼到的人,立马是自发性的宣传给自己的亲朋好友,无穷无尽的赞美之词一股脑的往小红帽上面砸。 Zhang Xiaohui, is metropolis white-collar, superficially is very sight, may in fact, the daily working pressure, the public relations pressure, the economic pressures, make her not gasp for breath, all alone in the strange city, often at midnight the dream returns, always felt that is void and lonely, including one can reveal the objects who truly aspiration do not have. 张小慧,是个都市白领,表面上看起来很风光,可实际上,每天的工作压力,社交压力,经济压力,一直让她喘不过气来,孤身一人在陌生的城市,每每午夜梦回,总是感觉到空虚和寂寞,连一个真正能吐露心声的对象都没有。 But, introduced after the colleague, after having downloaded the Little Red Mao cell phone steward, Zhang Xiaohui not only can more convenient quick use cell phone, even this procedure, has intelligence seriously, idles the safe, it can also accompany oneself to chat unexpectedly. 可是,经过同事介绍,下载了个小红帽手机管家之后,张小慧不但能够更加方便快捷的使用手机了,甚至这个程序,当真拥有智能似的,闲来无事,它竟然还可以陪自己聊天。 When mentioned the sad matter, it also understood to comfort oneself unexpectedly, this let Zhang Xiaohui to this procedure, was unable to put down, already, not only treated as a model of software to regard it, but was the oneself most intimate family member. 当说起难过的事的时候,它居然还懂得安慰自己,这让张小慧对这款程序,爱不释手,已经不只是把它当做一款软件来看待,而是自己最亲密的亲人。 Ye Lingling, is big student, the disposition is very introverted, the objects who therefore usually spoke did not have, even if were roommates warm chat, she was also only peaceful sitting reads on the bed, little participation, gradually, she did not have any friend. 叶玲玲,是大一的学生,性格很内向,所以平时说话的对象都没有,就算是室友们热烈的聊天,她也只是安静的坐在床上看书,很少参与,久而久之,她也就没什么朋友了。 Couple days ago, from the mouths of several roommates, Ye Lingling knew a software of named Little Red Mao cell phone steward, said that this is the epoch-making product, true Artificial Intelligence, this made Ye Lingling curious, oneself has also downloaded one, oneself named is Rin Ling. 前几天,从几个室友的嘴里,叶玲玲知道了一款名为小红帽手机管家的软件,说这是划时代的产物,真正的人工智能,这让叶玲玲好奇,自己也下载了一个,自己取名为小玲玲。 didn't expect, the Rin Ling's intelligence is very high, was almost same as the genuine person, from now, Ye Lingling were many friend, is the Little Red Mao cell phone software in oneself cell phone. 没想到,小玲玲的智能真的很高,几乎和真正的人一样了,从此以后,叶玲玲多了一个朋友,就是自己手机里的小红帽手机软件。 Uncle Zhang, is an empty-nest old person, since the spouse passed away after last year, then alone a person lives, child fight outside area, a person day, loneliness deep is suffering him, every day is crushed with grief. 张大爷,是一个空巢老人,自从去年老伴过世了以后,便独自一个人住着,孩子们都在外地打拼,一个人的日子,孤独感深深的折磨着他,每天郁郁寡欢。 although he also knows that present Science and Technology develops quickly, is taking the intelligence machine, in the evening is all right to be able beyond the child video with thousand li(500 km), is, was old, Uncle Zhang takes the intelligence machine to grasp blindly, does not know how should use, must trouble youngster of neighbor each time, number of times were many, oneself thought embarrassed. 虽然他也知道,现在的科技发展很快,拿着智能机,晚上没事可以和千里之外的孩子们视频,可是,年纪大了,张大爷拿着智能机就抓瞎,不知道该怎么去用,每次都要麻烦邻居的小伙子,次数多了,自己都觉得不好意思了。 On this day, youngster downloaded one to call the procedure of Little Red Mao cell phone steward to oneself probably, inside had one with the oneself granddaughter almost big villain, unexpectedly can accompany oneself to chat, this made Uncle Zhang cannot help but sigh that the development of society was really too quick, the genuine person can chat with the false person unexpectedly . Moreover, this false person also had the idea of oneself unexpectedly. 这一天,小伙子自己下载了一个好像叫小红帽手机管家的程序,里面有一个和自己孙女差不多大的小人,居然能陪自己聊天,这让张大爷不由得感叹,社会的发展真是太快了,真正的人居然能和虚假的人聊天,而且,这虚假的人居然还有自己的想法。 What is main, had this procedure, the intelligence machine that oneself cannot incite, with the mouth said that can operate, looks like oneself wants with the son grandson video, before oneself does not know how to operate, now, so long as said one, the procedure will help oneself dial the video to request on oneself. 更主要的是,有了这个程序,自己鼓捣不过来的智能机,用嘴巴说就能操作了,就像是自己想要和儿子孙子视频,以前自己不知道怎么去操作,现在,只要说一句,程序就自己会帮自己拨通视频请求了。 Now, every night is all right, Uncle Zhang must beyond the child video with thousand li(500 km) chat, are listening to inquiring after the well being of son, the mischief of grandson, Uncle Zhang thought that son and grandson, as if at home have been accompanying oneself. 现在,每天晚上没事的时候,张大爷都要和千里之外的孩子们视频聊天,听着儿子的嘘寒问暖,还有孙子的调皮捣蛋,张大爷觉得,儿子和孙子,似乎一直都在家里陪着自己似的。 Every night, is taking cell phone, family member who looks at video, Uncle Zhang the smiling face on face, were day by day more. 每天晚上,拿着手机,看着视频里的亲人,张大爷脸上的笑容,也一天比一天更多了。 ...... …… Short one week of time, Little Red Mao cell phone steward, as if hurricane general sweeps across entire China, in T virus spread speed Resident Evil is simply quicker, suddenly, various flash news, the newspaper headline, the online forum post, can see Little Red Mao everywhere three characters. 短短一周的时间,小红帽手机管家,仿佛飓风一般的席卷整个华夏,简直比生化危机T病毒蔓延速度还快,一时间,各大新闻,报纸头条,网上论坛帖子,到处都能看得到“小红帽”三个字。
To display comments and comment, click at the button