PWE :: Volume #9

#885: Practical joke

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Ye Cang makes Wu Na rest, oneself arrived at the seashore to look at the tide, presented law of clock, the hand in rapid reversing. 叶苍让吴娜休息,自己来到了海边望着潮水,身后出现了时钟的法阵,时针在飞速的倒转。 In Ye Cang turns head the man who fiercely looks at closes one's eyes, the wine red capable short hair, has regular facial features is not really conspicuous, quite looks like the person of mixed blood, the right hand is entangling the bandage, puts on plays the lead in like magic RPG, the boots, the brown trousers, the black vest, at the back of the backpack, the bandage is entangling that hand obviously be slender than the left hand, the finger that reveals is more like the hand of woman young girl, carries on the arm the shackle book, the waist a knight short-sword, another side should not be being two bottle gourds, the belt the cross necklace, but on the buckle on leather belt thinks of rune/symbol Zhi of many Taoism, the backpack sees to insert indistinctly. The spanner, cuts again and other project apparatus, a book, writing Ye Cang recognizes indistinctly, the humorous comprehensive work 97 th publication.. On the performance of practical joke.. 叶苍猛地回头看着里面闭眼的男子,酒红色的干练短发,五官端正却不甚显眼,颇像混血儿,右手缠着绷带,穿的像魔幻RPG游戏里的主角一样,长筒靴,棕色的长裤,黑色的背心,背着背包,绷带缠着的那只手明显要比左手纤细一点,露出的手指更像是女人少女的手,挎着铁链书,腰间别着一把骑士短剑,另一边是两个葫芦,带着十字架项链,但皮带上的扣带上装着不少道家的符纸,背包隐约看到插着。扳手,改刀等工程用具,还有一本书,文字叶苍隐约认得,幽默大全第97刊。。论恶作剧的表演。。 The hand stops, the man broke away both eyes, in an eye has been full of innumerable law, another eye is more like the cat eye. However quickly turned into the normal pale red human eye, sees Ye Cang to blink, the expression throughout is the serious mechanical not many vitalities, to the feeling of person is a very rigorous person. 时针停下,男子挣开了双眼,其中一只眼睛里充满了无数的法阵,另一只眼睛更像是猫眼。不过很快就变成了正常的淡红人类眼睛,看到叶苍眨了眨眼,表情始终是严肃刻板没多少朝气,给人的感觉就是一个很严谨的人。 Did the men look all around to mutter „this are the big collapse beforehand world?” 男子看了看四周喃喃道“这就是大崩坏之前的世界吗？” „Leaf senior, you definitely does not know now my, made a long story short, although I had the time Goddess gracious gift, but is unable to stay is too long, this was you initially gave my thing, now gives back to you.. Thank you initially to my instruction. A while, I can speak a joke.. You had a look at me in humorously on charming to progress did not have...” The men filled to a Ye Cang crystal, then shouted to plan that serious read the joke, but was broken „who you by Ye Cang is?” “叶前辈,你现在肯定是不认识我的,还是长话短说,我虽然有时间女神的恩赐,但无法停留太久,这是你当初交给我的东西,现在还给你。。谢谢你当初对我的指导。还有一会儿,我可以讲个笑话。。你看看我在幽默风趣上有所进步了没。。。”男子塞给了叶苍一枚水晶,然后扯了扯嗓子打算一本正经的默读笑话,但被叶苍打断了“你是谁？” „Is your future friend.” “算是你未来的朋友。” „... Is this crystal?” “哦。。。这水晶是？” „You encourage my sound crystal, I remember before you have said you, poverty-stricken, therefore I gave back to past you, encouraged you. And also has the secret that you want to know.” “你鼓励我的声音水晶,我记得你说过你以前也困苦过,所以我还给过去的你,也鼓励鼓励你啊。其中还有你想知道的秘密。” „.......” “。。。。。。。” „Time must go back, made me speak a joke..” “时间要回去了,还是让我说一个笑话吧。。” „You name..” Ye Cang breaks once more, always felt that this fellow meets the awkward silence. “你叫什么名字。。”叶苍再次打断,总感觉这家伙会冷场。 „Full name?” “全名吗？” „Um..” “嗯。。” „Clock Kate model|pattern Moires Ainley Chimanda Asura Poullien Sugg Micrel Gaston Dooge Junas.......” The men more said are longer, Ye Cang looks that the hand must walk „hey hey quickly! Simplified name!!” “钟・凯特瑞亚・范米雷斯・艾因利奇曼达尔・修罗普利安・萨格雷尔耶加斯・杜格瑞纳尔。。。。。。。”男子越说越长,叶苍看着时针要快走完了“喂喂！简化名！！” „Clock Kate, or clock, the senior can call me to be outstanding...” “钟・凯特・莫杰,或者钟・莫杰,前辈可以叫我杰。。。” „Xiaojie, future I...” The Ye Cang words have not said that said earnestly „is not good, the time, I cannot stay...” “小杰,未来的我。。。”叶苍话还未说完,莫杰认真说道“不好,时间到,我停留不了了。。。” When the hand starts rapidly along revolves, very polite saying goodbye „senior! Said goodbye...” 时针开始飞速顺时旋转,莫杰很有礼貌的道别“前辈！再见了。。。” Disappears. 莫杰消失。 Ye Cang sighed, time entire waste in reading his ghost name, what had not said that in looked to begin the crystal, poured into with the spirit strength, secret that I want to know?. 叶苍叹了口气,时间全浪费在念他那个鬼名字上了,什么都没有说,看着手里的水晶,用灵力灌注进去,我想知道的秘密吗？。 „That.. Actually I am tell you, about you very important secret... That is.... The meal that you make is my this whole life has eaten the most disgusting thing.. Pleasantly surprised..” “那个。。其实我就是过来告诉你,一个关于你非常重要的秘密。。。那就是。。。。你做的菜是我这辈子吃过最恶心的东西。。惊喜吧。。” The sound is very gentle, not melodious, and he spoke equally rigorously mechanical. 声音很是平缓,没有抑扬顿挫,和他说话一样严谨刻板。 The crystal did not have as follows for a very long time, is duplicating these words... 水晶久久没有了下文,然后重复着这句话。。。 Long time, 良久之后 „Mental illness!!!” Ye Cang crystal ‚’ one loses on the ground, teases me to play!?. “神经病啊！！！”叶苍将水晶‘啪’的一下丢在地上,吗的,逗我玩是吧！？。 Ye Cang looks down the crystal, has picked, from the future practical joke? Hoping real... 叶苍低头看着水晶,还是捡了起来,来自未来的恶作剧吗？但愿是真的吧。。。 Next day. 翌日。 The people returned to the game. 众人回到了游戏里。 The total information animation made the people see personally, in wilderness undead biology and evil biology of recovery, were getting more and more, slowly turned into corpse mountain Guhai, but the rear distant place innumerable giant shadows made the person dread, after the picture moved to the skeleton knight general, the corpse demon, innumerable high level, ultra step undead demon was taken to the threshing ground, the bone dragon, the ghost dragon, startled the demon, Wu Yao, when picture toward a farther vanguard, the animation ended. 全息动画让众人身临其境的看到了,荒漠之中一个个复苏的亡灵生物与邪恶生物,越来越多,慢慢变成了尸山骨海,而后方的远处无数巨大的黑影让人畏惧,随着画面后移骸骨骑士将军,大片大片的尸魔,无数高阶,超阶亡灵魔物登场,骨龙,鬼龙,骇魔,巫妖,当画面朝着更远的前行的时候,动画结束。 After getting online, the people had discovered new thing, that is the disaster meritorious service, although is gloomy, but explained that the large-scale campaign must start, now is also at the building up triggering stage, sure enough that side quick Holy Church and empire spread the news, Steel Empire, magic forest Elf, the dwarf, east Beastmen have signed the armistice agreement, temporarily the union going north big wilderness deep place, formed the expeditionary force punitive expedition shadow disaster. 上线后,众人就发现了很多新的东西,那就是天灾功勋,虽然是灰暗的,但说明大型战役的确是要开启了,现在还处于集结触发阶段,果不其然很快圣教廷和帝国那边就传来了消息,钢铁帝国,魔法森林的精灵,矮人,东部兽人签署了停战协议,暂时同盟北上大荒漠深处,组建远征军讨伐暗影天灾。 The choke point to big wilderness basically was controlled by Ye Cang Goddess Association, Ye Cang hurrying made old Mary, Goddess snack proprietress Aili and the others the passing circle money, CloudDragon, LordAsked , etc. owned stocks the makeshift bed on the ground also focus on Bal Village, the Jam temple collection institute, first merchandised perquisite as far as possible to do well the trade, then waited to go north, fished one greatly.. 通往大荒漠的咽喉要道基本都被叶苍的女神协会控制住,叶苍赶紧让老玛丽,女神茶点老板娘爱丽等人过去圈钱,云龙,君莫问等持股有地铺的也将重心放在了巴鲁镇,珈妙神殿集所,先把贸易商货尽可能的油水搞好,然后等北上的时候,大捞一笔。。 Headquarters President of armed chamber of commerce also sends in the news, making Lin Le consult supplies the Goddess alliance the trading rights of commodity, Little Ye Tian knows the inside story of armed chamber of commerce, moreover indeed needs the sources of other supply commodities, depends on us to be very difficult only, although Farthach that side commodity was the High Rank goods but is too few, moreover was the empire, the consultation of Holy Church, the campaign assignment about Goddess alliance, the supply, many consultative issues, this has only been able the father to present, I checked to carry on, after all the Goddess Association true words matter person was a father, he had the domination to Goddess, the six spirits Qin Dian sage, on sees Seven Luminaries The kings, the Pope do not use the line of kneeling rituals. 武装商会的总部会长也发来消息,让林乐协商供应女神联盟这边物资的商权,小叶天知道武装商会的底蕴,而且也的确需要一些其他供应物资的来源,单靠我们自己很难,法尔撒奇那边的物资虽然都是高级货但还是太少了,另外就是和帝国,圣教廷的协商了,关于女神联盟的战役分配,供应,很多的协商问题,这个只能父亲在场,我把关进行,毕竟女神协会真正的话事人是父亲,他对女神有控制权,六神钦点贤者,就是参见七曜帝王,教皇也不用行跪礼的。 Little Ye Tian busy preparation at the same time, is watching the news, really emperor, Pope, the military temple, the demon Mage association, Steel Empire big Marshal, waits for these big shots to come to the city of Goddess to carry on the conference, has the meaning of inquiry, what are more is discusses the Northern Expedition shadow disaster final matters concerned, but it is estimated that this conference will fear the smell of gunpowder not to be unclear.. Let alone also has father to hold on to the new person influence religion association of northern boundary. 小叶天忙碌准备的同时,也关注着消息,果然皇帝,教皇,武神殿,魔法师协会,钢铁帝国大元帅,等这些大佬都要来女神之城进行会议,有打探的意思,但更多的是来商谈北伐暗影天灾最后事宜,但估计这个会议恐怕火药味不会清。。何况还有父亲这个把住北境的新人势力宗教协会。 Another side Ye Cang is instructing in Goddess Temple, the clothing, the hairstyle, six Goddess also knew that several big empires, the high level in church must come to the city of Goddess completely, that type soon must become the excitement of focal point, for a very long time is unassuageable, to choose the clothes, the decoration, is dealing with the lines, the presence way, earnest at the same time, busy also happy, Rona is felt that some are not real, once in a thousand years opportunity came really! This time to the war of disaster shadow, oneself must try to win over the follower! 另一边叶苍在女神殿指导着,服装,发型,六女神也得知几大帝国,教会的高层全部都要来女神之城,那种即将要成为焦点的兴奋,久久不能平息,纷纷不停的挑选着衣服,装饰,记着应对台词,出场方式,认真的同时,也忙的亦乐乎,罗娜斯更是感觉有些不真实,千载难逢的机会真的来了！这次对天灾暗影的战争,自己要尽全力拉拢信徒！ Although six Goddess at heart have their thoughts respectively, but Ye Cang looks that they such go all out, is moved very much, chooses suffers them who has gone all out, oppresses them, trains them... 六女神心里虽然各自有着自己的心思,但叶苍看着她们这么卖力,很是感动,选择了更加卖力的折磨她们,压迫他们,训练她们。。。 ThornyRose some are not cruel enough has drawn back from temple. 刺玫有些不忍心的从神殿退了出来。 „Felt Team Leader is likely is azure / building old / procuress, this is must train the chief among flowers them....” The FrozenCloud analogy makes ThornyRose not know whether to laugh or cry. “感觉队长就是像是青/楼的老/鸨,这是要把他们训练成花魁啊。。。。”冰云的比喻让刺玫哭笑不得。
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