The long-waited curtain pulls open. 万众期待的帷幕拉开。 „At the end of Eastern Han, yellow turbans revolt, worldwide chaos, people have no means to make a living! But in this fearful tumultuous times, the formidable decision heavy responsibility that three have a common goal in the shoulder! Supports the Han room! They separately are tactical master Liu Bei Liu Xuande!” In uncle's aside resounds. “东汉末年,黄巾起义,天下大乱,民不聊生！而在这可怕的乱世中,三位志同道合的勇者决定重任在肩！匡扶汉室！他们分别是战术大师・刘备・刘玄德！”内叔的旁白响起。 Ye Cang appears at the back of the double a straw sandal of sword and back-basket in the lively county fair, looks up slowly the distant place tranquil sky knits the brows to count on the fingers muttering looking pensive „tumultuous times came....”. 叶苍背着双剑和一背篓的草鞋出现在热闹的市集中,缓缓抬头看着远方平静的天空皱眉掐指一算若有所思的喃喃道“乱世来了```。”。 „hey hey, you and assist crash role...” audience look that the Ye Cang being taken to the threshing ground lines blush with shame. “喂喂,你和丞相撞角色了```”观众看着叶苍登场台词汗颜。 „Pursuing a goal with determination youth who vainly hopes for x Diaochan Zhang Fei Zhang Yide!!!” “梦想x貂蝉的励志少年・张飞・张翼德！！！” Lin Le appears in the butcher shop backyard bellows „roar!! I strive to excel x Diaochan!!!” 林乐出现在肉铺后院大吼一声“吼！！我要强x貂蝉！！！” „.... .... .... ..” “``````````````” „As well as year to year issuing a warrant for arrest personnel at-large Guan Yu Guan Yunchang.” “以及常年在逃通缉人员・关羽・关云长。” „Said , the Second Brother knows that you said that will be angry.” Zhang Zhengxiong sighed to work on mung bean to hold appreciatively. “讲真,二哥知道你这么说会生气的。”张正雄叹了口气抓起一把绿豆把玩着。 „Set, set!.” Ye Cang draws them „we to go to Taoyuan to swear brotherhood first, then walks to go to Luoyang to assist Third Brother x Diaochan, how I have a look at that side straw sandal sale, has the opportunity to go on the market, as for the Second Brother, I thought that can surrender to Luoyang Sub-bureau, strives to treat leniently, the monetary reward beneficiary can write me and Third Brother, naturally I take big end of that.....” “集合,集合！。”叶苍拉着两人“我们先去桃园结拜,然后走路去洛阳协助三弟x貂蝉,我看看那边草鞋销路如何,有没有机会上市,至于二弟,我觉得可以到洛阳分局自首,争取从宽处理,赏金受益人可以写我和三弟,当然我拿大头那份。。。。。” „Supported the hero in Han room to step on such three went to the journey of Luoyang.” “就这样三位匡扶汉室的英雄踏上了前往洛阳的旅途。” „You determined that they are support .... of Han room” “你确定他们是去匡扶汉室的````” When the audience questioned, three people went via the woods. 就在观众质疑的时候,三人路经树林。 „Saves me, saves me!!” The FrozenCloud body makes the white western-style long skirt to be taken to the threshing ground. “救救我,救救我！！”冰云身作白色欧式长裙登场。 „Future who!” Lin Le loudly exclaimed. “来者何人！”林乐大吼道。 „Snow ~ white!” FrozenCloud returns to the covered passageway. “snow~white！”冰云回复道。 „Spoke Chinese!” The Lin Le long-handled spear flung selects the flying several feet to fall to the ground dead in battle „good and evil FrozenCloud directly to make my plot high to eating Ping...”. “说中文！”林乐丈八蛇矛一甩径直将冰云挑飞数丈高落地阵亡“好歹让我剧情过到吃苹```”。 Leads the pursuing troops to take Wu Na that the apple is catching up with, looks that the ground blood dyes full lawn FrozenCloud „not to think your this lowly person died, wastes me to spend the magic apple that the high price has bought, the brave warriors, if there is any need my black empress not to postpone!” 带着追兵拿着苹果赶来的吴娜,看着地上鲜血染满草坪的冰云“没想到你这个小贱人还是死了,浪费我花了大价钱买的魔法苹果,勇士们,如果有什么需要我黑皇后绝不推迟！” „This, the black empress entertains three brave warriors to go to the castle food and drink, and joined Liu Xuande team to step together went to the journey of Luoyang.” “就这样,黑皇后招待三位勇士去城堡吃喝,并加入了刘玄德的队伍一起踏上了去洛阳的旅途。” „From Hebei of ancient map to Henan, with obtaining Snow White and western-style castle, few that my book read, do not deceive me...” “从古地图的河北到河南,遇得到白雪公主和欧式城堡,我书读的少,你别骗我。。。” „No, no, this is not the key, they invited the black empress to form a team to support the Han room, the fairy tales and three countries that before I felt to have possibility, look is false.” “不,不,这不是关键,他们邀请黑皇后组队去匡扶汉室了,我感觉有没有可能以前看的童话和三国是假的。” „I know that Snow White is a villain! Can simultaneously and seven dwarves plays the game! Definitely is not the proper good princess! Encircles a powder to the black empress first.” “我就知道白雪公主是反派！能同时和七个侏儒玩游戏！肯定不是什么正经的好公主！给黑皇后圈个粉先。” „.... .... ......., you are possibly different from the fairy tale edition that we read.” “```````````````,可能你和我们看的童话版本也不一样。” ThornyRose extraction status random to Zuo Ci, will always not then die! Rides the Manchurian crane to dance in the air, „asks them to enter the team” in the direction of Luoyang. 刺玫抽取身份随机到左慈,这下总不会死了吧！骑上仙鹤飞舞,朝着洛阳的方向“去找他们入队吧”。 „Brother Little White, my you look at space to have the big only goose.” A Lin Le lance finger of space that in the woods hurries along. “小白哥,我你看天上有好大只的鹅啊。”树林中赶路的林乐长矛一指天上。 „Hits it, preparation, 321, lose!” The Ye Cang double sword one on the left and other on the right shoots, Lin Le and Zhang Zhengxiong fling the lance and long-handled crescent-shaped sword, the instantaneous hit Manchurian crane and held to put on ThornyRose. “把它打下来,预备,321,丢！”叶苍双剑一左一右掷出,林乐与张正雄跟着甩出矛和偃月刀,瞬间命中仙鹤并捅穿了刺玫。 „They cruel, directly on manslaughter teammate.” The audiences look that is drunk person and crane that falls to fall the muddy flesh. “他们是有多残暴,直接就误杀了队友。”观众纷纷看着醉落摔成肉泥的人与鹤。 „This, left kind immortal died in went to the flight of Luoyang.” “就这样,左慈仙人死在了去洛阳的航班。” „Has been a pity, added is roasting eating, became the muddy fleshes.” Ye Cang has kicked out of the way the Manchurian crane. “可惜了,本来还说烤着吃,都成肉泥了。”叶苍踢开了仙鹤。 „Has the person!? Vaguely can identify from covered with blood is Sister Rose.” Zhang Zhengxiong looks that by the Manchurian crane is pressing unclear corpse. “有人！？从血肉模糊中依稀可以辨认出是玫瑰姐。”张正雄看着被仙鹤压着的不明尸体。 „Really? nice! Walks , to continue to hurry along.” Ye Cang draws out double sword from its both sides. “真的？nice！走,继续赶路。”叶苍从其两侧拔出双剑。 „.... .......” Wu Na looks that the ThornyRose corpse blushes with shame. “```````````”吴娜看着刺玫的尸体汗颜。 The picture changes, outside the Luoyang city, the feudal lord gets together. 画面一变,洛阳城外,诸侯齐聚。 Flasher Uncle is drinking the young wine, in palace. 裸叔喝着小酒,在宫殿之中。 „Report! magnificence Hero was cut by Liu Bei!!” Dogfaces. “报！华雄被刘备斩了！！”小兵。 „Report! Lu Bu was cut by Liu Bei!!”. “报！吕布被刘备斩了！！”。 „Report! tall Shun was cut by Liu Bei!!” “报！高顺被刘备斩了！！” „Report! Cao Cao was cut by Liu Bei!!” “报！曹操被刘备斩了！！” „Report! Guo Jia was cut by Zhang Fei!!” “报！郭嘉被张飞斩了！！” „Cao Cao, Guo Jia is not us...” Flasher Uncle speechless [say / way]. “曹操,郭嘉不是我们这边的吧。。。”裸叔无语道。 „Report! The Guan Yu's blatantly fading red hare before both armies! Kills Yuan technique.” “报！关羽于两军阵前公然萎谢赤兔马！砍杀袁术。” „.... .... .......” Flasher Uncle pats the table, the tiger body shakes „to take my punishment day axe! The tiger does not assume an awe-inspiring pose, when I am the sickness cat!” “```````````````”裸叔拍桌而起,虎躯一震“取我刑天斧来！老虎不发威当我是病猫！” Outside audience looks at casualty place outside city. 场外观众看着城外的死伤一地。 „magnificence Hero, Lu Bu, hit Liu Bei one to be cut along three high, three brave that possibly I looked at fought Lu Bu to be also false, making me static.” “华雄,吕布,高顺三个打刘备一个被斩了,可能我看的三英战吕布也是假的,让我静静。” „Was fierce, my Liu Huangshu, is actually not difficult to explain that he can unarmed pull open Guan Yu and Zhang Fei in the historical novel, the military force value should be levers.” “厉害了,我的刘皇叔,其实不难解释的,他在演义里能徒手拉开关羽和张飞,武力值应该是杠杠的。” „They started the slaughter feudal lord! Yuan Shao also died! That Guo Jia is China active duty strongest auxiliary small tender mold Goddess NightSky! Dying good at least to be held by Brother Le Zhang Fei miserably 30 spears, but also from the sky picked over to play to meet the dragon to flog a corpse infinitely, if not know that they were a team are very difficult to imagine this to have the big enmity.” “他们开始屠诸侯了！袁绍也死了！那个郭嘉是华夏现役最强辅助・小嫩模女神・夜天！啊,死的好惨被乐哥的张飞起码捅了30矛,还在空中挑来挑去玩起了无限接龙鞭尸,如果不是知道他们是一个团队很难想象这是有多大仇啊。” „This called to devote for the art.” “这叫为艺术献身。” „Bang!” “轰！” The Luoyang city gate was demolished the bang to fly directly, Flasher Uncle carries the punishment day axe, from full was in the gunsmoke front door, the long gown already pulled open, rippled with the wind, on the elephant of military might combed three thick dirty pigtails, in the eye is disdaining completely, performs obviously the aggressive putting down punishment day axe one to grin fiendishly to shout to clear the way „on together! Had me unable to enter the Luoyang city in you! Ha Ha ha ha ha ha!!” 洛阳城门直接被爆破轰飞,裸叔扛着刑天斧,从满是硝烟的大门中走了出来,长袍已然拉开,随风荡漾,威武的大象上梳着三条粗脏辫,眼中满是不屑,尽显霸气的放下刑天斧一顿地狞笑喝道“一起上吧！有我在你们是进不了洛阳城的！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！” „On Diaochan!” Flasher Uncle corners of the mouth one. “上貂蝉！”裸叔嘴角一咧。 „Flies, saves me!!!” At this time Song Xin Diaochan tied up in the middle of Luoyang two characters. “飞飞,救我！！！”此时宋心的貂蝉被绑在的洛阳两字的中间。 „hey hey, that person resolves to strive to excel since childhood x your people.....” “喂喂,那个人是从小立志要强x你的人。。。。。” Countless people by Flasher Uncle was taken to the threshing ground to blow aggressively, felt that present Dong Zhuo really experiences personally facing the punishment day is common! Some tremble. 无数人被裸叔的霸气登场所镇住了,感觉眼前的这个董卓就真的是身临其境面对刑天一般！有的只是颤栗。 „I know your goals! For her! For the dream of Zhang Yide childhood, but! As a Luoyang city elder brother! Here all are my! Ah Ha Ha Ha, Ah Ha Ha Ha!” “我知道你们的目的！就是为了她！为了张翼德儿时的梦想,但！作为洛阳城一哥！这里的一切都是我的！啊哈哈哈哈,啊哈哈哈哈！” „Elder Brother, Flasher Uncle feels the strive to excel appearance.” Zhang Zhengxiong earlier and Flasher Uncle has done hit suffering extreme distress, knows that Flasher Uncle is not only one changes / condition, but also is a military force value immeasurably deep changes / condition, although the present is the virtual world but somewhat dreaded. “哥,裸叔感觉好强的样子。”张正雄早些时候和裸叔干过一架被打的死去活来,知道裸叔不仅仅是一个变/态,而且是一个武力值深不可测的变/态,虽然现在是虚拟世界但还是有些忌惮。 „Lele, you try water.” Ye Cang hints saying that Lin Le flings on the lance calmly is inserting Guo Jia dai the corpse to go „to eat my lance on the charge! The dirty pigtail elephant is strange!”. “乐乐,你去试试水。”叶苍示意道,林乐一甩长矛上静静插着的郭嘉带着尸体就冲锋而去“吃俺一矛！脏辫大象怪！”。 Flasher Uncle copies the huge punishment day axe, the red glow dodges „is being tender you!”. 裸叔一抄巨大的刑天斧,红芒一闪“还嫩着呢你！”。 On the lance Guo Jia's corpse was ripped the fragment instantaneously, but Lin Le was flown in a about hundred meters deep inserting old tree by odd|surplus Jinsao. 长矛上郭嘉的尸体瞬间被撕成碎片,而林乐被余劲扫飞近百米深深的嵌入一株古树中。 Zhang Zhengxiong holds breath cold air, what bug is Flasher Uncle Dong Zhuo? Goes against heaven's will to this situation!? This strength felt that in the character like Capsicum anomalum randomly entered. 张正雄倒吸一口凉气,裸叔的董卓是什么bug吗？逆天到这种地步！？这种力道感觉就像龙珠里的人物乱入了一样。 Ye Cang brow tight wrinkle, strive to excel, Flasher Uncle is not the affable fellow, this Dong Zhuo's strength so is also abnormal, perhaps resists with all one's strength is a little dangerous „has other conditions, puts down Diaochan to make my Third Brother x one interpret a dream, big new year's celebration not injure friendly to well.”. 叶苍眉头紧皱,好强,裸叔本来就不是好惹的家伙,这个董卓的实力又这么变态,恐怕力敌有点悬“有没有其他条件,放下貂蝉让我三弟x一下圆梦,大过年的还是不要伤了和气为好。”。 „.... .... .... ....” audience, what you works as Diaochan is!? “````````````````”观众,你们当貂蝉是什么！？