The grand feast has pushed to the peak the atmosphere of night market, the final Big Dipper Shuanglong makes Ye Cang of president , etc. have the feeling that this year eats this to stamp the foot under void fermenting in average, other are unable to satisfy. 盛宴将夜市的气氛推向了最高点,最后的七星双龙更是在虚空酿下让主席的叶苍等人均有这个年就吃这一顿足矣的感觉,其他根本无法满足了。 A liquor sating the appetite foot table person blew mutually is compelling to say this year change, the Flasher Uncle words clip opened the complaint way of the world transformation particularly, the will of the people changed / condition, crotch Divine Dragon did not have the person of fear in vain unexpectedly, in uncle mysterious was divulging in second that will soon finish Pin Ku, named as the elegy of Muse, making Wu Na, FrozenCloud and the others get angry to take up the backless stool to take a seat in abundance, Little Ye Tian also sat. 酒饱饭足一桌子人互相吹着逼说着这一年的变化,尤其是裸叔话夹子打开了一个劲的抱怨世道变换,人心变/态至极,枉自己胯下神龙竟无畏惧之人,内叔则神秘的透漏着自己即将完工的第二件内品裤,命名为缪斯的挽歌,让吴娜,冰云等人纷纷红着眼抄起板凳就坐了过去,就连小叶天也坐了过去。 „3 rd! Our palace wall big risks start.” XV has drawn Zhang Zhengxiong, Little Wang, SpyingBlade, Fang Ci. “初三！我们的皇城大冒险就开始吧。”XV拉过张正雄,小王,刃觑,方赐。 „10 : 00 am I in station you, punctual, remembers that has a money, the service fee that the new year's celebration take risks is three times, the ultra multi- best quality goods goods come out to hit winter vacation the labor, last year I am the people of two line pair likely stars play with a present have taken off the clothes, although my finally I was the clothes wealth of losing two spatial, has not put on including the underpants, went back from the roof qing gong while the evening.” The Little Wang reminder said. “早上10点我在车站等你们,准时点,记得多带点钱,过年冒险的服务费是三倍,超多极品货色出来打寒假工的,去年我就和一个现在是二线偶像明星的人玩过脱衣服的,尽管我最后我是输的衣财两空,连内裤都没有穿,趁着晚上从楼顶轻功回去的。”小王提醒道。 „That roof that last year 5 th reported late at night the bare shade turned the strip changed / condition the sentiment is you?” SpyingBlade does not know whether to laugh or cry. “去年初五报道的那个楼顶深夜裸影翻条的变/态感情就是你？”刃觑哭笑不得。 „Good, good, this is not the key point, has reached an agreement, cheers, 3 rd take risks greatly.” Zhang Zhengxiong do not look that excessively helpless Fang Ci „take risks not to go to the crematory, the collective activity, happy, Little Fang, you could rest assured that I will not tell you of young child to have the false mother picture that Dai Xiong / covers absolutely in my cell phone, is the total information big chart model.” “好啦,好啦,这个不是重点,都说好了,干杯,初三大冒险。”张正雄别过头看着无奈的方赐“去冒险又不是去火葬场,集体活动,开心点嘛,小方,你放心,我绝对不会告诉小童的你有戴胸/罩的伪娘照片在我手机里的,还是全息大图模型。” „.... .... .... .... `” Fang Ci. “`````````````````”方赐。 „what Wei to take risk?” The forest brightly suddenly the words that presents from the one side, making several people stare, Lin Liang looked that Zhang Zhengxiong does not know how should call itself „to ask me to shine the brother to be good”. “何为冒险？”林亮突然从一旁出现的话,让几人愣了一下,林亮看张正雄不知道该如何称呼自己“就叫我亮兄就好”。 „Bright brother, went to the A level above female servant, simulates the girlfriend, has custom-made the role cafe?” XV just like masters very physique. “亮老哥,去过A级以上的女仆,模拟女友,定制角色咖啡馆没？”XV俨然大师挺了挺身板。 „Has not gone, has not heard.” Lin Liang shook the head. “不曾去过,也不曾听闻。”林亮摇了摇头。 „That when the time comes 3 rd together gathers risk, the life is alive, rises the rising experience to be after all good, everybody can sit a seat is also the fate, 10 : 00 am, remembers that the belt suffices money AA system!” The Little Wang words make the forest nod the head brightly slightly, indeed when so, year with spreads, intent and day, then become wither and fall, many does not meet the world, sad Shou the poor hut, will turn round what and! One once also so warned gazes „had Lao Wangxiao the elder brother.”. “那到时候初三一起集合冒险,人生在世,多涨涨见识总归是好的,大家能坐一间席也是缘分,早上10点,记得带够钱AA制的！”小王的话让林亮微微颔首,的确如此,年与时驰,意与日去,遂成枯落,多不接世,悲守穷庐,将复何及！自己曾经也是如此告诫瞻儿的“有劳王小哥了。”。 „Looks at your appearance, person who should have the husband and wife?” Little Wang curious [say / way]. “看你样子,应该是有家室的人吧？”小王好奇道。 Lin Liangleng one has nodded the head slightly. 林亮愣了一下微微颔首。 „That no wonder, you, although felt strange, but was impressive, should your wife be very pretty?” XV gossips. “那难怪了,你虽然奇怪了点,但气度不凡,你老婆应该很漂亮吧？”XV跟着八卦。 Lin Liang does not know whether to laugh or cry „by the common-place point of view words, to attractive also misses is very far.” 林亮哭笑不得“以世俗之见的话,离漂亮还差很远。” „Has the picture?” Zhang Zhengxiong was also curious, SpyingBlade, Fang Ci came the interest in abundance. “有照片没？”张正雄也好奇了,刃觑,方赐纷纷来了兴趣。 The forest shines from the western-style clothing bosom takes a paper, above sketch one is very being the ugly woman, several people hold breath cold air, incredible to look at Lin Liang. 林亮从西装怀里拿出一张纸,上面素描着一个很是丑陋的女人,几人纷纷倒吸一口凉气,不可置信的看着林亮。 Lin Liangdao has not cared, but puts out the feather fan to shake the head „family|home to have the ugly wife with a smile, if has a treasure, this type is joyful you not to understand..” 林亮倒也没有在意,只是笑着拿出羽扇摇了摇头“家有丑妻如有一宝,这种快乐你们不懂的。。” The words just a saying ended, sees only Little Wang, Zhang Zhengxiong and the others hit to startle to draw back in abundance several steps, the middle leaves behind several meters far vacuum belt. 话刚一说完,只见小王,张正雄等人打了个激灵纷纷退开了好几步,中间留下几米远的真空带。 „Thinks he is a little strange, now can definitely be a taste quite heavy changes / condition, the picture draws, is not good, I had the goose flesh.” Little Wang was whispering. “本来以为他只是有点奇怪,现在可以肯定是个口味颇重的变/态,照片还是自己画的,不行了,我起鸡皮疙瘩了。”小王嘀咕着。 „The character in key that portrait estimated that his YY comes out, YY comes out to open this, becomes malignant like the vitals...” XV layer on layer nodded the head also to shake the body. “关键那画像里的人物估计他YY出来的,YY出来都张这样,恶变如膏肓。。。”XV重重颔首也跟着抖了抖身子。 „Family has the ugly wife, if has a treasure, actually thinks carefully this inside filled many life philosophy .... `” SpyingBlade several to throw strange and resenting look in abundance, the determination shut up „.... .......”. “家有丑妻如有一宝,其实仔细想想这里面充满了不少人生哲理`````”刃觑的话让几人纷纷投来奇怪而又愤恨的眼神,自觉闭上了嘴“```````````”。 „I think has generation gap, now looks like this is gap ....” Zhang Zhengxiong link arm is taking a look at Lin Liang. “原本我以为只是有代沟,现在看来这是一条鸿沟````”张正雄环臂打量着林亮。 „This is not the key, I am feared that he does the matter of any too ghost livestock, harms us also by the lhasa to heiho.” The Little Wang words make XV brain holes open „for example to make a younger sister paper dress up Aunt strange Chou, is putting the BGM big treasure dances the square dance accompanies him to play the game, thinks to think the belt feeling..” “这不是关键,我是怕他干出什么太鬼畜的事情,害我们也被拉黑。”小王的话让XV脑洞一开“比如让一个妹纸打扮成奇丑大妈,放着BGM大宝贝边跳广场舞边陪他玩游戏,想想都觉得带感。。” „Your he / mother is changes / condition.” Zhang Zhengxiong is speechless. “你他/妈才是变/态吧。”张正雄无语。 The sound lets the forest not too big nor too small brightly is very awkward, the young people long have not exchanged, felt that could not follow „, 3 rd sees.”. 声音不大不小让林亮很是尴尬,年轻人真的久了不交流,感觉跟不上了“诸位,初三见。”。 „Breathes out, low voice, remembers on the line.” The SpyingBlade reminder said that forest bright puzzled, but silently nod returned to the seat. “嘘嘘,小声点,记得就行。”刃觑提醒道,林亮不解但还是默默点头的回了席位。 At this time Flasher Uncle happy standing above stage, turns on the windproof coat, the great shape attacks!! Warm feeling sweeps across the entire night market. 此时裸叔高兴的站在高台之上,打开风衣,巨象突袭！！一股暖意席卷整个夜市。 „Does obeisance quickly!! Flasher Uncle delivered to bless!!” “快拜！！裸叔送祝福了！！” „Idol on, blesses next year by 3-10 younger sister papers round X, asked.” “神象在上,保佑来年被3-10个妹纸轮X,拜托了。” „Founder on, I hopes to think that in the waking up husband turns into the uncle.” “教主在上,我希望一觉醒来老公变成内叔。” „Smelly is not concerned about face, steals my desire! Looks at the claw!” “臭不要脸,偷我愿望！看爪！” „Fears you! Eats my shoe heel!” “怕你啊！吃我一记鞋跟！” „Idol, the idol, hopes that can make my mother's sickness a bit faster good.” “神象啊,神象啊,希望能让我妈妈的病快点好起来。” „Plays mahjong always loses, like master, gives me 41 luck at games of chance!!” “打麻将老是输,象爷,给我把把41的手气吧！！” „The Chu Shi Biao good difficult back, to blame Zhuge Liang to write is too long, the idol on, asked to compress it to 20 characters.” “出师表好难背,都怪诸葛亮写太长,神象在上,拜托将它压缩到20字以内。” Lin Liangting one side not far child Xu's hoping, the hand was trembling, blames me! The feather fan wields! 林亮听着一旁不远的小孩儿许的愿,手哆嗦了一下,怪我咯！羽扇一挥！ „Well, I can carry, poured the back to be OK! How unable to forget that the good disgusting feeling, early knows the desire can be realized cannot this, disliked.” After the children first are Gao Xingran, somewhat shuts out, finally worshipped on bended knees to shout loudly „Flasher Uncle is really too mysterious!!” “咦,我会背了,倒着背都可以了！怎么都忘不掉,好恶心的感觉,早知道愿望能实现就不许这个,讨厌死了。”小孩儿先是高兴然后有些嫌弃,最后跪拜高呼“裸叔真是太神奇了！！” Forest bright forehead blue vein jumped slightly, calmly to practice moral culture, calmly to practice moral culture, unceasing fan fan. 林亮额头青筋微微跳了一下,静以修身,静以修身,不断的扇着扇子。 „Young child, comes up! The new year blessing gives you!!” The Flasher Uncle words, making the young child scatter the calf to run, puts out a hand idol that felt the vigor to open greatly, shows incomparably happy expression „hope next year all people can be happy, happy daily pass, under the asylum of elephant..” “小童,上来吧！新年的祝福给你！！”裸叔的话,让小童撒着小腿跑了上去,伸手感受着活力大开的神象,露出无比幸福的表情“希望来年所有人的都能幸福美满,开心每一天的度过,在大象的庇护下。。” „Bang!” “嘭！” The giant smoke and fire shoots the heaven, the Flasher Uncle elephant surprise attack posture fireworks blooms, gorgeous incomparable sparkle in nighttime sky. 巨大的烟火射上天,裸叔大象突袭姿势的烟花绽放开来,绚丽无比的闪耀在夜空。 „Saintess! Saintesses!!” “圣女！圣女！！” „Saintess! Saintesses!!” “圣女！圣女！！” „The saintess of my god idolatry was born!! The everybody quickly allow second desire!!!” “我神象教的圣女诞生了！！大家快许第二次愿望啊！！！” Fang Ci somewhat disconsolate looks at the smoke and fire of own younger sister and space „, only then I thought that this city is very strange?” 方赐有些惆怅的看着自己的妹妹和天上的烟火“只有我觉得这座城市很奇怪吗？” „Is content.” SpyingBlade is also staring at that elephant surprise attack smoke and fire. “知足吧。”刃觑也盯着那大象突袭烟火。 „That is you do not have the younger sister.” Do the Fang Ci words make SpyingBlade sigh „you not to have the wife?” “那是你没有妹妹。”方赐的话让刃觑叹了口气“你不也没有老婆吗？” They look at each other simultaneously to sigh. 两人相视齐齐叹了口气。 XV th, Little Wang, the Zhang Zhengxiong sound resounds from behind. XV,小王,张正雄的声音从后面响起。 „I felt that he two must kiss, can tell the attractive elder sister?.” Little Wang. “我感觉他两要亲上了,要告诉倩姐吗？。”小王。 „, Waited to kiss the truncation good chart to say really again that do not disturb them.” Zhang Zhengxiong. “嘘,等真的亲上了截好图再说,别打扰他们。”张正雄。 „Minister old iron, how is GAY, I felt that they have looked at my back garden secretly.” XV gives up. “卿本老铁,奈何为GAY,我感觉他们偷瞄过我的后花园。”XV罢了罢手。 „Get lost Fuck!” Their simultaneously then exclaimed. “滚尼玛的！”两人齐齐回头吼道。