PWE :: Volume #12

#1143: Brother Zhao and restroom

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„Brother Zhao!! Huang came!!” Huang Zhong the voice made Brother Zhao ignite the hope at heart, this compelled the thing to come finally! „Paper!! Hurry up!! Gives me the paper!!!” “赵兄弟！！黄某来了！！”黄忠的声音让赵哥心里燃起了希望,这个逼东西总算来了！“纸！！快点！！给我纸！！！” Before Huang Zhongna the paper is arriving at restroom, thinks suddenly that waits delicious that many, oneself have not drawn probably cleanly, is not good! Must draw under to eat cleanly a lot, opened another side restroom wooden door to walk. 黄忠拿着纸来到厕所前,猛然一想,等下那么多好吃的,自己好像还没有拉干净,不行！要拉干净等下才吃得多,打开了另一边的厕所木门走了进去。 Brother Zhao felt that the next door gate opened, but does not have the paper to ask „feeds! My paper!!” 赵哥感觉到了隔壁门开了,但没有纸过来问道“喂！我的纸呢！！” „I felt suddenly came! You wait/etc.!! I draw to go to you to take the paper again!! Believes me!!” Huang Zhonghui said. “我突然感觉又来了！你等等！！我拉完再去给你拿纸！！相信我！！”黄忠回道。 „Fuck! You hand over two to me!! Two!!!” Brother Zhao was anxious. “尼玛！你给我递两张过来啊！！就两张！！！”赵哥急了。 „This paper just suffices my! If we insufficiently were stranded here! This is the big of death anniversary military commander!!” Huang Zhong feels suffocated. “这个纸刚好够我一个人的！万一我们都不够就都困在这里了！这可是兵家之大忌啊！！”黄忠憋着气。 „You give me the paper! I scratched! I go to take to you!! Quick!!” Brother Zhao felt that did was much better. “那你把纸给我！我擦了！我去给你拿！！快！！”赵哥感觉干了好多了。 „Wait/Etc., I am gathering strength!! Must come out!!” Huang Zhongzheng in diligently. “等等,我正在蓄力！！要出来了！！”黄忠正在努力中。 With the rivers and streams entering the sea class sound, after Huang Zhong scratches all papers, „Brother Zhao, my this goes to take the paper to you!! Waits for me!!” 伴随着江河入海流的声音,黄忠擦完所有纸后“赵兄弟,我这就去给你拿纸！！等我！！” Brother Zhao desperate raise one's head looks that latrine ceiling thinks, I must shout save a life, but such does, I also do do not cultivate the behavior.. 赵哥绝望的抬头看着茅房天花板想到,我要不要喊救命,但这么做,我还做不做人了。。 The wedding scene, one hour must start. 婚礼现场,还有一个小时就要开始了。 Huang Zhong comes back once more. 黄忠再次回来。 „old Zhao, person?” Brother Zhong asked. “老赵,人呢？”忠哥问道。 „I come back with paper, just passed, I suddenly want to draw, thinks that has not drawn cleanly, oneself a little cannot let loose eats the thing, therefore this does not come back to pass with the paper again.” Huang Zhong the words let two pairs of new person and Suyun fronts take thoroughly. “我就是回来拿纸的,刚刚过去,我突然又想拉了,想到没拉干净,自己有点放不开吃东西,所以这不回来拿纸再过去一趟。”黄忠的话让两对新人和素云锋彻底是服了。 Huang Zhong took one bunch of azure bamboo papers „you to be able rest assured that once more that this time I led certainly him to come back!” 黄忠再次拿了一捆青竹纸“你们放心,这次我一定带他回来！” „old Huang!! Comes quickly!” The Old Wang sound conveys, Huang Zhongpao in the past. “老黄！！快过来！”老王的声音传来,黄忠跑了过去。 „Today butchered several to have the domestic animal of whip muscle, you want to eat any cuisine, today is satisfied you.” “今天宰了十几头有鞭筋的牲畜,你想吃什么菜式,今天满足满足你。” „Roasts, explodes, explodes, steams, boils, wait/etc., in brief! I all want!! Haha!!” Huang Zhong laughs to say. “烤,炸,爆,蒸,煮,等等,总之！我全都要！！哈哈！！”黄忠大笑道。 „My brain!! Remembers!! I also all want!” Jia Xu hurries to remind. “还有我的脑子！！记得啊！！我也是全都要！”贾诩赶忙提醒道。 xv looks at these two own so-called ‚trusted subordinate’, covers the forehead, the whip + brain becomes a complete sentence is the men with the animal that xx ponders, yeah. xv看着这两个自己的所谓‘亲信’,捂住额头,鞭+脑子成为一个完整的句子就是男人都是用xx思考的动物,哎。 Yellow loyal delicious return FrozenCloud here seat patient preparation waited for good food that oneself most love. 黄忠美滋滋的回到冰云这边的席座耐心的准备等待自己最爱的美食。 On the stage Old Li looks at his blushing with shame say/way „old Huang, you have forgotten anything..” 台上老李看着他汗颜道“老黄,你是不是忘记了什么。。” Huang Zhong looks that the paper pats the paper on table „not to be good suddenly! Brother Zhao!! Almost forgot!” 黄忠看着纸猛然一拍桌子上的纸“不好！赵兄弟！！差点忘记了！” Huang Zhong started running away at once to the restroom direction of distant place, Old Li looks the paper that on the table dropped to Brother Zhong said „asked the maidservant to send..” 黄忠拔腿就跑向了远处的厕所方向,老李看着桌子上落下的纸对忠哥说道“还是叫侍女送去吧。。” „Un..” Brother Zhong nods slowly. “嗯。。”忠哥缓缓点头。 Brother Zhao in the restroom, the foot did not have the consciousness, below has done completely, my solemn seven chi (0.33 m) son must in the restroom shout that really saves a life!? At this time Huang Zhong the anxious voice conveys „Brother Zhao!!! Huang came back!! You are all right!!” 赵哥在厕所里,脚已经没了知觉,下面已经全部干了,我堂堂七尺男儿难道真的要在厕所喊救命！？此时黄忠急切的声音传来“赵兄弟！！！黄某回来了！！你没事吧！！” „Paper!!! Your he! Gives me quickly the paper!! Paper!! The sandpaper is good!!” old Zhao was almost roaring saying. “纸！！！你他吗的！快给我纸！！纸！！砂纸都行！！”老赵几乎是咆哮着说出来。 Huang Zhong has gawked immediately, looked in the body and hand, somewhat awkward silent several seconds of say/way „that I come hurriedly, forgot the belt paper..” 黄忠顿时楞了一下,看了看身上和手里,有些尴尬的沉默了几秒道“那个,我匆忙过来,忘记带纸了。。” „.............” old Zhao felt dejected at the same time has over a thousand types to hack to death Huang Zhong impulsive, saying that almost sobbed „had a look surrounding to have anything, gave me a brick to be good.”. “。。。。。。。。。。。。。”老赵感觉心灰意冷的同时有上千种冲动要砍死黄忠,几乎哽咽的说道“看看周围有什么,给我块砖都好。”。 „Did not have the means that only then with the red package, caught!” Huang Zhong put out three red packages to lose, Brother Zhao caught to look that in began three red packages to exclaim „your he morning three red packages not to be good to me!?” “没办法了,只有用红包了,接住！”黄忠拿出三个红包丢了进去,赵哥接住看着手里三个红包吼道“你他吗的早给我三个红包不就好了吗！？” „Incorrect, this is only in the situation in compelling having no other choice but can have the bad plan that.” Huang Zhong sighed was forgetting quite the same as oneself have scratched dozens red packages. “不行的,这只是在逼不得已的情况下才会有的下策。”黄忠叹息着浑然忘记自己擦了几十个红包。 In Brother Zhao looks to begin three red packages, a sound was saying at heart and brain unceasingly, that is the sound of profession spirit, how can scratch py as the best man with the red package, as Gamers Alliance, profession that he deeply loves illustrates profession, has been implementing is the profession spirit, oneself present is best man that must achieve the profession spirit that the best man has! Puts in the bosom the red package, clenches teeth to sink to shout to clear the way „periphery some to scratch, gives me, a brick!” 赵哥看着手里的三个红包,一个声音在心里和脑里不断的说着,那是职业精神的声音,作为伴郎怎么可以用红包擦py,作为游戏联盟,他所热爱的职业解说职业,一直贯彻着的就是职业精神,自己现在是伴郎那就要做到伴郎所拥有的职业精神！将红包放入怀里,咬牙沉喝道“周围有些可以擦的,给我吧,一块砖都可以！” Huang Zhong had profound respect immediately, looks surrounding to destroy the flowers and plants to be not quite good, saw a lump had the boulder of burr, with lost. 黄忠顿时肃然起敬,看了看周围破坏花花草草不大好,看到了一坨带有毛刺的圆石,拿起来丢了进去。 Brother Zhao caught the stone, looks at the above burr, holds breath cold air, under oneself the complete air seasoning, has scratched, un, blowing can definitely blow cleanly, went back itself to care well, maintains own it, clenched teeth to start with the stone to scrub. 赵哥接住了石头,看着上面的毛刺,倒吸一口凉气,自己下面的已经全部风干了,擦,嗯,刮是肯定能刮干净的,回去自己要好好护理,保养自己的它了,咬牙开始用石头刮擦。 Huang Zhongting inside the sound of scrubbing, full is being the respect, this is a man!! 黄忠听着里面刮擦的声音,满是敬意,这是一个汉子！！ But in this time, the voice of maidservant transmits „is Zhao Banlang, here is the dracena fine paper of superior special, wants the concubine to be you delivers?” 而就在此时,侍女的声音传来“里面是赵伴郎吧,这里是上等特品的青竹精纸,要妾身为您送进来吗？” Brother Zhao sobbed was saying „does not use.” 赵哥哽咽的说着“不用了。” Then has worn the pants slowly, under foot already the complete hemp, has opened the door slowly, the look is complex, particularly to yellow loyal „holds me to go back.” 然后缓缓穿上了裤子,脚下面已经全部麻了,缓缓推开了门,眼神非常复杂,尤其是对黄忠“扶我回去。” „This is natural!!” Huang Zhong had helped up Brother Zhao in the past. “这是自然！！”黄忠过去扶起了赵哥。 The wedding scene, the aberration is starts also to have a half hour. 婚礼现场,离正是开始还有半小时。 Brother Zhong looks that by Brother Zhao that Huang Zhong holds „you... How?” 忠哥看着被黄忠扶来的赵哥“你。。。怎么了？” „This is a man, with such greatly has the stone of burr to scratch p...” Huang Zhong harbored the respect saying that Brother Zhao hurried to break „nothing! The restroom squats too for a long time, foot hemp! This!” “这是一个汉子,用这么大有毛刺的石头擦p。。。”黄忠怀着敬意的说着,赵哥赶紧打断“没什么！只是厕所蹲太久,脚麻了而已！就这样！” Brother Zhong, Old Li, is usually in fashion, usually the line looks that these two best men took. 忠哥,老李,素风行,素焉行看着这两个伴郎是真的服了。 „Husband, the father that side you informs, the wedding to start, he came the parents to sit quickly.” Usually the line looks at parents that side own master, that side Brother Zhong fathers took place to be somewhat rapid. “夫君,爹爹那边你通知一下,婚礼要开始,他快来高堂坐了。”素焉行看着高堂那边自己的师父,那边忠哥的父亲都就位了有些急促起来。 „old Huang, you went to and my father says.” Old Li said that Huang Zhong is holding to him best man Brother Zhao, runs „well toward the kitchen work place!” “老黄,你去和我爹说一下。”老李说罢,黄忠将伴郎赵哥给他扶着,朝着厨坊跑去“好咧！” Huang Zhong arrives at the kitchen work place, looks at inside dazzling delicacies, had forgotten must come to do, particularly Old Wang in the whip of stir-frying, whip tail soup that as well as completes „I tastes first!!” 黄忠来到厨坊,看着里面琳琅满目的佳肴,忘记了要来干嘛,尤其是老王在爆炒的鞭,以及做好的鞭尾汤“我先尝尝！！” „My whip tail soup is good!?” open/stretch arrived at yellow loyal side top/withstand the arm elbow with a smile. “我的鞭尾汤不错吧！？”张老笑着来到黄忠身边顶了顶胳膊肘。 „Delicious!!” Huang Zhong comfortable say/way. “好吃！！”黄忠舒坦道。 „Was right, do you come to do?” Ye Cang replaces Old Li to make fish to live and other blade merit. “对了,你进来干嘛的？”叶苍代替着老李做着鱼生等刀功。 „I think, was right, Brother Li! Your son's wife made your son say that to me urged you, should go to the parents to prepare to meet the tea and truancy, was about this.” “我想想,哦,对了,李兄弟！你儿子的媳妇让你儿子给我说催催你,该去高堂准备接茶和走堂了,大致就是这样。” „How you early did not say!” That azure clothes check long gown that oneself most like Li old solution goes to the kitchen to encircle, changes also most often wearing, looks at the clothes, Li has flashed through the innumerable pictures at heart, this clothes were initially mother of that boy personally did to me, 50 years passed by, this clothes put on has washed, did Rare especially, for this day, the fragrance, see? Our sons, grow up today.. “你怎么不早说！”李老解下厨围,换上自己最喜欢的也最常穿的那件青衣格子长袍,看着衣裳,李老心里闪过了无数画面,这件衣服是当初那小子的母亲亲手给我做的,50年过去了,这件衣服自己穿了又洗,格外的珍稀,就是为了这一天,芳芳,看到了吗？我们的儿子,今天真的长大了。。
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