PGS :: Volume #4

#312: old one and piece


LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

Tan Ningfu reported the situation, the chief attendant also walked, serious warning that thin and tall youth do not harass them, affects them to work normally, therefore, the passengers in entire first-class cabin knew the situation, everyone snorts contemptuously, to this behavior expressed that deep despising, had a woman to reprimand one: Really is mores of society are declining daily, rides an airplane to pick up the little girl, when oneself are Daniel Wu!” 谭凝芙将情况上报了,乘务长也走了过来,郑重的警告那高高瘦瘦的青年不要骚扰她们,影响她们正常的工作,因此,整个头等舱的乘客都知晓了情况,大家都是嗤之以鼻,对这种行为表示深深的鄙夷,更有个妇人斥责了一句:“真是世风日下,坐趟飞机都想泡妞,当自己是吴彦祖啊!” The thin and tall youth, thought awkwardly: Did oneself pursue the girl to be guilty? 高高瘦瘦的青年尴尬不已,心想:自己追求女孩子难道还有罪了? However he obviously is not can idle the lord, look in a while with being away from Xiao Luo originally ripe an introduction of corridor. 不过他显然不是一个闲得住的主,这不,没过多久就跟隔着一条过道的肖洛自来熟的介绍起来。 brother, can ride an airplane is the fates, I called Wang Yanzu, brothers you to call...... me to say big sister, your was what look, my really Wang Yanzu, from infancy to maturity on this name, you, or the letter/believes, I take the ID card to show you now.” 们,能同坐一架飞机就是缘分,我叫王彦祖,兄弟你叫……我说大姐,你那是什么眼神,我真叫王彦祖,从小到大就这个名,你要不信,我现在就拿身份证给你看看。” When the thin and tall youth speaking of own name, that was reprimanding his woman to turn head a moment ago, throws the look that despises and despises, he explained immediately, then took the ID card, the person of being sharp-eyed saw clearly, oh, this person of unexpectedly also really Wang Yanzu. 高高瘦瘦的青年在说到自己的名字时,刚才那个斥责他的妇人就扭过头,投来鄙夷和蔑视的眼神,他当即解释,然后把身份证拿出来了,眼尖的人就看清楚了,哎哟,这人居然还真叫王彦祖 A name, the people first-class cabin amused, the atmosphere becomes relaxed. 一个名字,把头等舱的众人给都逗乐了,气氛变得轻松起来。 Wang Yanzu?! 王彦祖?! The Xiao Luo shaking the head chuckle, the unclear sleep/felt is severe. 肖洛摇摇头轻笑,不明觉厉。 brother, do you name? We know.” Wang Yanzu said. 们,你叫啥名?我们认识一下呗。”王彦祖道。 Xiao Luo.” 肖洛。” The Xiao Luo neither cold nor hot response, he does not want to speak to this fellow greatly, he only thinks the peaceful dull meeting. 肖洛不冷不热的回应了一句,他不大想跟这个家伙多说什么话,他只想安安静静的呆一会。 This name is good, does not lose the individuality and connotation, making one listen very comfortably, the clothes that you wear also suit your stature, moreover appears the individuality to be lofty, your appearance has the taste very much, looks is not the common worldling, is pink and shiny, being overjoyed, looked apparent you are a life are orderly, will maintain, person of succeeding in one's pursuit.” Wang Yanzu gave the thumbs-up to say a big pile incessantly. “这名字好啊,不失个性和内涵,让人听着非常的舒服,你穿的这套衣服也十分适合你的身材,而且显得个性高雅,你的打扮很有品味,一看就不是一般的俗人,脸色红润,满面春风,一看便知你是一位生活有规律,会保养,事业有成的人。”王彦祖竖起大拇指滔滔不绝的说了一大堆。 You are the salesman?” Xiao Luo light asking. “你是做推销员的吧?”肖洛淡淡的问道。 Wang Yanzu startled well: Well, how you know.” 王彦祖惊咦了一声:“咦,你怎么知道的。” Glib, but can also flatter, synthesizes only then salesman occupation.” Xiao Luo straightforward say/way. “能说会道,还能拍马屁,综合起来就只有推销员这门职业了。”肖洛直白的道。 The surrounding many passenger hears, smiles to make noise again. 周围的很多乘客听见,不由再次笑出了声。 Wang Yanzu serious corrects the Xiao Luo's view: brothers, the words did not say the drop, my called to praise others, praising others was an art, was a training, where can with flattering this word described.” 王彦祖则严肃的纠正肖洛的说法:“兄弟,话不是这么说滴,我这叫赞美别人,赞美别人可是一门艺术,也是一种修养,哪能用拍马屁这种词来形容。” Xiao Luo does not speak, this was a chatterbox, moreover he was very definite, this fellow wants to give him to sell the product absolutely. 肖洛不说话了,这就是个话痨,而且他很确定,这家伙绝对是想给他推销产品。 Sure enough, under Wang Yanzu a few words are: „ brothers, this is my name card, I sell the insurance, do you buy have not related, we become friends, but I must result in you said that said that how the person this whole life will have three types to insure buys will not suffer a loss, this first was the pension, everybody will be old, 果不其然,王彦祖下一句话就是:“兄弟,这是我的名片,我是卖保险的,你买不买没关系,我们就交个朋友,但是我必须得跟你说叨一句,人这辈子有三种保险怎么买都不会吃亏,这第一是养老保险,谁都会老, This is certainly useful ; Second gets sick greatly safely, everyone will be sick, without the trouble, mostly is because walked accidentally/surprisingly, has not bought with enough time ; The accident insurance, avoids losing everything, the person did not have, money did not have, has richly, remains to like not keeping the debt. ” 这是一定用得上的;第二是大病保险,每个人都会患病,假如没患,大多是因为意外走了,没来得及买;还有意外保险,避免人财两空,人没了,钱也没了,有则有钱,留爱不留债啊。” I do not need!” “我不需要!” Xiao Luo very impolite rejection. 肖洛很是不客气的拒绝。 Sees the resistance of customer to be high, Wang Yanzu then changes temporarily the topic: Relax, I give you to spread the safe knowledge, without saying you must buy, right brothers, how guesses a riddle to you?” Does not wait for Xiao Luo to answer, he said that man leg is long, types a 1~2 character the dessert name.” 见客户的抵触情绪较高,王彦祖便把话题暂时转开:“放心啦,我只是给你普及一下保险的知识,没说你一定要买,对了兄弟,给你猜个谜怎么样?”不等肖洛回话,他就自顾自的说了起来,“男人腿长,打一两个字的甜点名字。” Xiao Luo finds it ridiculous, must discuss the piece, Zhang Dashan is a founder, stayed with Zhang Dashan for a long time, he naturally was also influenced by what one sees and hears, the riddle that for example present this Wang Yanzu says, before was Zhang Dashan, has said. 肖洛觉得好笑,要论段子,张大山才是祖师爷,跟张大山呆久了,他自然也耳濡目染了很多,就比如现在这个王彦祖说的谜,就是张大山以前说过的。 His without hesitation said the truth: Cake!” 他不假思索的把谜底说了出来:“蛋糕!” Expected that this fellow replied the answer after oneself can stop. 期望这个家伙在自己回答出答案后能够消停点。 Ok, brothers is also the senior driver.” Wang Yanzu surprise say/way. “可以哇,原来兄弟也是老司机啊。”王彦祖诧异的道。 Why is the cake?” Nearby female inserted one very much curiously. “为什么是蛋糕?”旁边一个女子很是好奇的插了一句。 Wang Yanzu dreadful smiling, explained: Leg is long, the egg of man is very high, therefore called the cake.” 王彦祖猥琐的笑了笑,解释道:“腿长,男人的蛋就很高,所以叫蛋糕嘛。” The explanations of some so connotations, let that female instantaneously blushed the half, the first-class cabin is not very big, that flight attendant Tan Ningfu also heard, the cheeks appeared slightly wiped to blush. 如此有内涵的解释,瞬间让那女子的脸红了半边,头等舱不是很大,那乘务员谭凝芙也听到了,脸颊微微出现了一抹羞红。 Can by oneself pleasing girl attention, Wang Yanzu be enthusiastic, patted a Xiao Luo's shoulder: brothers, since you know that the man leg long refers to the cake, you definitely also know that what the woman leg long does refer to?” 能够让自己中意的女孩关注,王彦祖就更加来劲了,拍了一下肖洛的肩膀:“兄弟,既然你知道男人腿长指的是蛋糕,那你肯定也知道女人腿长指的是什么吧?” Lipstick, is simple.” A male passenger returns loudly said. “唇膏啊,多简单。”一名男乘客大声回道。 Lipstick? Lip...... high? 唇膏?唇……高? My God! 我的天呐! Such connotation, such dirt, making the female passengers who these recovered all blush the face. 如此的内涵,如此的污,让那些回过神来的女乘客个个都羞红了脸。 Suddenly, Wang Yanzu becomes the focus, in the man innermost feelings has one trains, once opens, world dirt dirty running, many men joined such yellow piece topic. 一时间,王彦祖成为了焦点,男人内心里都有一列火车,一旦开起来,就满世界“污污污”的跑,很多男人都加入了这样的黄段子话题。 Xiao Luo fell an idleness actually, puts on the earphone to listen to music, sits in repose with eyes closed, raises up brand to inscribe two characters on the difference: Do not harass! 肖洛倒是落了个清闲,戴上耳机听歌,闭目养神,就差竖起个牌子写上两个字:勿扰! He does not conflict such yellow piece joke, may want him just to know with such a the fellow who ten minutes does not arrive at talked about such topic, he could not achieve. 他不是抵触这样的黄段子笑话,可要他跟这么一个刚认识连十分钟都不到的家伙聊这样的话题,他做不到。 At this time, an old man set out to go to the bathroom, the result has not walked several steps to fall down suddenly, his wife called out immediately rendingly: Comes the person, comes the person quickly, saves my spouse!” 这时,一名老者起身去卫生间,结果没走几步突然就倒在了地上,他的妻子顿时撕心裂肺的嚎叫起来:“来人啊,快来人啊,救救我老伴!” Hears the sound, Tan Ningfu leaves the flight attendant special place, ran, in inspected one sketchily old one that faints after the ground, she informs the chief attendant on airplane immediately: Had a guest to faint!” 听闻声音,谭凝芙离开乘务员专座,跑了过去,在粗略检查了一遍晕倒在地上的老人后,她立刻通知了飞机上的乘务长:“有个客人晕倒了!” When are not many, the chief attendant and safety officer rushed to the first-class cabin urgently. 没多时,乘务长和安全员火急火燎的赶到了头等舱。 What's the matter?” The chief attendant urgently asked to the old one wife. “怎么回事?”乘务长冲老人的妻子急问道。 Does not know, I do not know, asking you to save my spouse quickly, asks you......” that old age woman closely gripped the hand of old one, choking with sobs to the surrounding person entreaty. “不知道,我不知道,求求你们快救救我老伴吧,求求你们了……”那老年妇人紧紧的握住老人的手,泣不成声的向周围的人哀求。 The chief attendant takes the bull by the horns, said to Tan Ningfu: Hurries to ask that aboard the aircraft were the doctor!” 乘务长当机立断,冲谭凝芙道:“赶紧问问飞机上有没有医生!” Yes “是” Tan Ningfu went to the broadcasting studio, is shouting to the wheat, had the doctor? Aboard the aircraft were the doctor? Welcome come to the first-class cabin, had old one to faint, if there is a doctor to hurry to come to the first-class cabin on the airplane.” 谭凝芙去到了广播室,对着麦喊道,“有没有医生?飞机上有没有医生?请到头等舱来一趟,有个老人晕倒了,如果有医生在飞机上就赶紧来头等舱吧。” The broadcast made a sound continually several, actually no one catches up. 广播一连响了好几遍,却没人赶来。 „Doesn't a doctor have?” “难道一个医生都没有吗?” Is being the chief attendant of simplest care to sigh layer on layer/heavily, she said to the safety officer, relation headquarters, inform their old one situation, requested that lands on nearby airport, goes quickly!” 正在做着最简单护理的乘务长重重叹息一声,她冲安全员道,“联系总部,告知他们老人的情况,请求在附近的机场降落,快去!” Staff quickly leave, comes back quickly, shakes the head saying: Recent airport was Xiahai, but also needed -and-a-half hours to be able, the headquarters have related the Xiahai airport, making them prepare rescue patient.” 一名工作人员急忙离开,很快又回来,摇头道:“最近的机场就是夏海了,还需要一个半钟头才能到,总部已经联系了夏海的机场,让他们做好了抢救病人的准备。” This with enough time?” “这来得及吗?” The chief attendant looks at both eyes to shut tightly, whole face pain color old one, heart uneasy jumping madly.() «Peerless Genius System» only on behalf of the viewpoint of author Straw is Crazy Too, such as discovered that its content is contrary to the content that the state law conflicts, please make deletion processing, the standpoint only devotes to providing the healthy green reading platform. 【】, Thank you! 乘务长看着双目紧闭,满脸痛苦之色的老人,一颗心忐忑不安的乱跳。()《绝世天才系统》仅代表作者稻草也疯狂的观点,如发现其内容有违国家法律相抵触的内容,请作删除处理,的立场仅致力于提供健康绿色的阅读平台。【】,谢谢大家!
To display comments and comment, click at the button